Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 52 - Heavy Metal Dicks

Episode Date: May 22, 2023

Bubbles is back from detectorin' Oak Island, with box of surprises. Is it a bunch of rusty old sh*t... or Knights Templar treasure? Also: Cocky horses, driving dogs, and the Jimmy Hoffa mystery - solved!

To watch the video version of Perk After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. One of us is the host today. Oh yeah? Who? Do you want to be the host or me? Doesn't matter, man. I'll be the host. Hey, this is Julian. Welcome to another Perk After Dark again. This is Ricky. Welcome to the Perk After Dark.

I'm a co-host, I guess. We have another, we've got an empty seat here again for two weeks in a row. Somebody's addicted to fucking metal detection. He got in last night. I heard his truck pulling in at 4.30 in the fucking morning. The detectorist. Is that what he's called? The metal detectorist has been out every day, all night, fucking trying to find treasure.

Yep. I haven't even talked to him. When's the last time you talked to him? Well, yeah, probably for a couple minutes, but it's been over a week. It's been over a week. Since he got that fucking thing, it's been nonstop. All right, if you want to lose a friend quickly buy them a fucking metal detector they'll be gone yeah if you want to get rid of someone you don't like buy them a fucking metal detector jimmy hoffa do you

hear about that motherfucker does the guy that would happen that's how he disappeared well he disappeared metal detection but there is a gangster he's 85 he just turned 85 he came out and said he knows what happened to hoffa fuck off he fucking knows he was in jail at's 85 he just turned 85 he came out and said he knows what happened to Hoffa fuck off he fucking knows he was in jail at the time he said they grabbed him one night from his house took him out to this fucking this gangster this other mafia dude who owned this this firm dug a hole in the burn they said that they buried the motherfucker alive no and then put a concrete slab they said it was a concrete slab over it. This old guy says, I don't remember a slab.

So now the FBI are actually at this property. Seriously? Trying to find the body. I have not fucking heard that. That's amazing. It's amazing, man. Except not amazing they buried him alive. I'm letting this fuck.

Well, they hit him over the head with a shovel. So it was kind of like Goodfellas. You see her going, fuck, my brains or whatever. And get in the fucking hole, Hoffa. Fuck. So it was like it was kind of like good fellows used to go on a fuck my brains or whatever and Get in the fucking hole Hoffa fuck but the guy this this guy who came out and said this he's basically, you know I thought he was a great guy. He was a friend of his he's like he's a real good dude I would just hope they find his body and they can bury him in a fucking proper grave. That's fucked grave. That's fucked. Oh!

Look who it is, huh? You will not fucking believe what I have. How's your mouth detecting going, bud? Not bad, Julian. I mean, other than the fact that I probably found, I don't know, $100,000 worth of stuff. Shut the fuck up. Are you kidding me right now?

Boys, get ready. No way, man. Get ready for this. We're fucking retiring. Let's see what you got, man. Cory and Jacob said you went to fucking Oak Island. I did go to Oak Island. Shut up.

I went to Oak Island. You didn't find the treasure, did you? Well, look, first of all, that's for you. Man, that is fucking badass. Is that German? It might be. It might be German Luger. I don't know. Easy with that, man. No, I tested it. It's got nothing in it. Let me see it.

Oh, it's... Wait, wait, wait. Oh, it's a BB gun. It's a BB gun, man. That's not like a Nazi. I don't think it's that old. The Nazis had BB guns. They did not have BB guns. They had all the guns. Oh, bubs. Well, it's pretty cool. Look at that. Look at that. We can take that to a... I'm going to use that in my shed. You know what that shows?

The fucking... The restores, whatever the fuck it is. Yeah. Ross Valley. This is metal. This is a metal gun. We can get that fucking mint condition. Look, it's already working better.

It's probably not worth a lot of money. Here. Here's a pellet that would have went right in your knob. I bet you that's worth a good $300 if that's restored. If that's restored, boys, I'm telling you. $700. Look at this. Metal cat door, which is going to be awesome.

I'm going to use it as a cat door. It's like a fucking dryer vent, isn't it? No, that's from like a wood stove or something. This is some kind of like a... Well, it's as a cat door. It's like a fucking... No, it's like... That's from like a wood stove or something. This is some kind of like a... Well, it's still a good door. Other thing here, I'm gonna figure out... Almost. Like, we're up to...

Ten bucks. What the fuck are you gonna use that for? Oh, wait, no. This is a... Okay. Found some decent pliers. What the fuck are you doing? There's a fucking door or something

that opens and closes. I'll get it, I'll get it ungammed. Look at those. Cutters and some pliers, not bad. At least 10 bucks. Free.

10 bucks so far. Oh no, but this is... This could be fucking old, man. I'm liking this thing. Okay, boys. This is my, this is my real stuff.

What the fuck is this? Oak Island. Oak Island, lot 7B. I've got it all cordoned off. Jesus Christ. Down there. They put the run to me, actually. Okay, man, this is exciting.

That stuff, but this is exciting. Why not $800 worth of shit here? It's just like a fucking... Okay, I found that. That was just on the beach. I didn't... That's not a rant. Oh, and there's this little guy.

I thought I'd keep those. They were buried? They're not even metal. How'd you find those? Oh, and I found that. I think that's probably that wrecked guy's keychain. Rick or Marty, Levina. Okay, you ready for this?

Okay. Ready for this, boys? Fuck the sheep and keychains. What the fuck is that? Knights Templar, I think. Nice Templar. I think so. I mean, look at that.

That's an Oak Island? Fuck this shit. Careful with it. Just a second. It opens up. Oh, fuck. I don't know if it's supposed to. Did you break it?

Oh, man. Bubs. You just fucked up an island. I don't just suck. I don't think this is a nice temple or fucking chain. Well, look at the... Okay. That's definitely...

Look at these. These are on the beach. These are on the beach. You know, each one of these is probably worth... This is all... It's on gold coins. Spanish gold and... No fucking way.

Well, I think. That's awesome. Gold medallions from Oak Island Boys. Just a second. Look at that. That's got gold Gold medallions from Oak Island Boys. Just a second. Look at that. That's got gold coloring on it. Bubs, this is a fucking toonie. It's just got rust on it.

It's a toonie. These look like slot machines. Two bucks. No, but look, there's a bunch. I found a whole bunch of... All right. Did you try wipe, clean the fucking things off? Look, that chain has nice temper.ar. These are slot machine tokens.

That's not Knight's. Bubs. I think. They're what? Slot machine tokens. They didn't have slot machines back in the Knight's Templar days. No, they didn't. These are not gold.

This is a bridge token. A 75? What is a bridge token? $1.25? Yep. Well, we're off to a good start. I mean, I looked at them pretty close. I'm sure one of them's got to be Knights Templar.

And if it is, we're all retiring. This is a nickel. Clean the fucking things off, man. Look at this one. Okay, maybe it was this one. Doesn't that have an anchor on it? What's that? Just a sec.

Another toonie. We got two more bucks. Well, it's four bucks! It's not a nice Templar fucking $100,000. Oh, man. What's that, Ricky? I thought we were fucking retired here. I think we are, boys.

Don't give up yet. Oh, that one says NASA on it. That's not. No. Okay, now there's an island on this one. Okay. I can't fucking see it, man. We gotta research it.

Just a second. This one's got an M on it. Lots of McDonald's. I don't know what the fuck man. We've got to research it. Just a second. This one's got an M on it. That's a McDonald's. I don't know what the fuck these are, but they're not fucking gold. They're not even heavy. I'll tell you what this is. What?

Just a second. This one's good. Anyway, it's cool you found some shit, but we're definitely not retired. This one's got golden something written on it. Bubz. I just got excited. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We got like a sword on this one.

Okay. This is like a sword. Yes. No, no. It's a cock. This is like something as porn fucking tokens. That's a cock. No, it isn't.

That's a full on fucking dick. No, it's a sword. It's a scimitar. What? That could be an Arabian. Some kind of Arabian. That might be our retirement right there. Keep a hold of that one.

I can't believe you found all this shit. I know. Look, that one's got like some kind of caveman style writing on it. All right, this has got ABC on it. What the fuck is that? Might be the Jackson 5. No, no, no, no, no. These are the tokens for fucking video games.

That's what I thought. What about these rings? Look at those. I mean, those are boys. Come on. Like, that must have belonged to a king or something. A king? That looks like costume jewelry to me.

Aw. It's worth checking out. I mean, it's cool you found this stuff, but... No, man. You don't think any of it's... That is not real. There's nothing real. This is fake. I wouldn't quit your night job.

Don't quit. You gotta go back, man, and try to find something that's worse. Okay, I've got something here. It says Sophie on it. Okay, wow. Queen Sophie. No, okay. got something here. It says Sophie on it. Okay, wow. Queen Sophie. No, okay. From the Netherlands. I mean, this is a cool ring.

It could be something, I guess. I don't know. Leah, L-I-A, Sophie. That one. Sophie 7. Okay, we got a lead. Sophia 7. We got a lead.

Queen Sophia of the seven covenants what kind of a chick's like that can't even fit in my pinky what kind of a chick's gonna wear something ugly like that

Queen Sophia there was a Queen Sophia that ran seven kingdoms back in the alright you know what you get married someday no but that might be

what the fuck are these supposed to be emeralds look at this one that one's got some promise what are these emeralds I think to be emeralds? Look at this one. That one's got some promise. What? Are these emeralds? I think they're emeralds.

They're green. Just a second. I need a bit of fucking booze in here to clean these things off. Fucking read this. I mean, that could damage them, though. It's not what? It's going to damage a bridge token? Knights, Templar, gold.

They might not want it. They might want it left. All right. What we have here, Knights, Templar, gold. They might not want it. They might want it left. All right. What we have here, Bob, these stones are fucked. Yeah. This is not worth anything, I don't think. Oh, wait. Now, why didn't I just whack them?

That was a good idea. I didn't want to damage them. Why? What the fuck is this? Oh, yeah, that's for a slot machine. Y-A-F-A... There's some symbols, man. This might be worth something.

Yes, sir. I know what I'm doing, boys. Did you see any of the fucking... The dudes from that show? Yes, that Gary guy was down there. No way, the fucking metal detector expert? He's not an expert. You could... He doesn't know much. Did he have any pocket

funds? No, he didn't know really what he was doing. I mean, he was telling me I didn't know what I was doing. Bob, the guy's a fucking pro. He's an expert. He's an expert. A Hollywood made-up expert. Maybe. Oh, man. Paradise. What's that? Tell me

that's not promising. It's got a big L on it. What kind of Knights Templar fucking doubloon was going to have Paradise written on it? That's a hooker or something coin. A hooker coin. Did you figure out? Here. I don't know.

I don't. Just got to put them in booze, man. Wipe them off. That booze is getting awful. All right, we got six bucks in toonies and eight bucks. Look at this one now. This one's got- Not retired yet.

That could be Knight's Templar. Maybe. There's nothing even on this one. I would say that's from- Right, there's nothing on it because they- No, no, no, no, no. See the ridge around the edge? They didn't do that back then. That's from the there's nothing on it because they no no no no no see the ridge around the edge they didn't do that back then that's from the knights dickler that and guess what they didn't

it's like a popcorn-y kind of thing sealing popcorn no man that's another fucking video game coin keep trying that's all i don't need to clean that just That's a loony. That's another one. Nine bucks. Well, nine bucks isn't bad. It's not good, bubs. It's free money. I wish I could have been the mosquito on the wall when you were firing this stuff. You must have been freaking out, were you? Oh, I was. I thought I had maybe 100 grand.

Oh, yeah, there's two more bucks. Look at this thing. Who would wear that? It doesn't matter who would wear it. Where is that? If it's from a king, it's worth money. That's from a gumball machine, man. It could be from maybe Liberace visited Oak Island.

You never know. That could be one of Liberace's lost rings. Well, thanks for getting us all excited for fucking nothing. I mean, I'm not an expert on jewels and shit. That might be something, but I don't know. Well, even if I got one, we're retiring. Yeah, that one's from Chuck E. Cheese, I think. Yeah, no, this is fake, bubs.

Well, I'm not going to hold my breath. That's like, oh, it's chipping. I guess we're not fucking retired. What's this one say? Well, this is another one that says paradise. But you know what? At least you found some shit. This fucking thing works.

It's very exciting. Works. Very exciting. Okay, so you made a total, I give, all this. Plus the pliers. Plus, I mean, this is the gold right here. Yeah, that BB gun. I have this.

I'd like to put it on my underwear. I would love it if you worked that into your underwear, Ricky. Sew it right in. Kind of cool, isn't it? Okay, bubs. Nine bucks in cash. We know that for sure. And maybe 500 bucks for the gun.

Probably going to have to put about 150, 200 bucks to restore it. And you've got to send it out to BC. Probably gonna have to put about 150, 200 bucks to restore it. And you gotta send it out to BC. So. So, I made a couple hundred bucks. What'd you make? 70, because I'm taking a third of it.

There's a peekaboo underwear door. So you're gonna put that in your underwear so you got a little door for your wiener? Too bad your mom wasn't still around. She would have loved something like that. You know what I mean? Why would she? She probably would have had a chain around her waist and kind of hold it down there. So she'd put it in her underwear?

And you'd just open the door to get access to her parents? Ricky's going to put a wiener door in his underwear. Well, good job. How many hours do you think you spent? A good 80, 90 hours? No, not that. Not nearly as 70. 70?

70. Probably 70 hours. And you made less than 100 bucks. Yeah, but you got to meet a celebrity. Fucking expert. I got the fucking run put to me. What's Ron and Marty like, those two guys, the brothers? Oh, they were wild at me.

Were they drunk? You say Ron? Rick and Marty. Oh, Rick and Marty like, those two guys, the brothers? Oh, they were wild at me. Were they drunk? You said Ron? Rick and Marty. Oh, Rick and Marty. Rick and Marty, they both chased me off Oak Island. And the English dude with the metal detectors, he's a bit of a dick. Well, I mean, none of them were, you know, I'm out there, you know, possibly finding the Knights Templar gold.

They're not gonna, obviously. It's not there, man. Which, uh, which was better, your detector or his? Well, his. I don't know that his was even real. It looked like a Hollywood prop to me. Somebody told me they just bury a bunch of shit and find it.

Is that what they're doing? Sure they do. I don't know, but. I heard there's a lot of fake shit going on. I mean, look at me. I found all that just in, you know... I mean, it's cool you found some shit. It's just, it's not worth it. How many years have they been doing that show

and they didn't find this yet? Who's the better detectorist? They, what, the word of the fucking stove? You know what? You found more shit than they found in a whole fucking season. There you go. Even though they're just toonies and loonies. But if they found this shit,

they would have somehow tied it to some crazy fucking... I mean, yeah, this would have been in a fucking museum or something. Yeah, they would have had to go fucking somewhere to get it. Well, I still think it's worth checking. Maybe we take it to them and say, Hey, boys, you guys know what I'm sitting on here. Why don't we split it? Maybe we can get, like, a partnership.

How the fuck did they not find this shit after 17 years or however fucking long it's been? Maybe they'll put me on the show when they see, you know. I mean, they should have found this in the last. You did better than Gary did. That's for sure. They should have found this in the last 15 years. They have, like, a competition between you and Gary.

Oh, yeah. That's something I'd want. He's been detecting 15 years. I go in for a week and find 12 bucks worth of toonies? Eight, nine bucks. Who's better? He must just not have the, you gotta have the right. All right, I mentioned this last week.

You know where you gotta, you gotta fucking hit the ocean, bud. Can you put that thing in a bag or something? I was in the ocean. You used it? I had a garbage bag around it and I was at the edge. Well, you gotta go off shore a bit. That's where a lot of ships sunk and they had all kinds of shit.

Well, yeah. Sable Island. Sable Island. There's probably some doozies out there, man. What do they call it? Spanish galleons or whatever. Ride some horses. Bang them if you want. They're all wild. Whatever you want to do out there in Sable Island. I've been to Sable. I've ridden horses on Sable Island.

Oh, fucking shit. When? I don't know anybody that's been on Sable Island. A couple times I've been to Sable Island. I've ridden horses on Sable Island. Oh, fucking shit, you have. When? A couple times. I don't know anybody that's been on Sable Island. A couple times I've been out there riding horses. It's not her. You just bring a rope. Make yourself.

Fuck, what were you doing? I was on one of those sightseeing things. Come on. They don't have sightseeing trips out there, do they? Yes. I went out and they docked. They're definitely not touching the fucking wild horses, man. I got on the fucking island.

What? There's horses out there that eat, you know. Grass and shit? There's grass and hay and stuff. Enough for them to survive. How'd the fucking horses get there? Was it a shipwreck? Yeah, a shipwreck.

That's a shipwreck. So horses can swim. Yes, horses can swim. And I fucking gave one of the horses a beer. You should have saw him. He was just like, chugged it. You gave a wild horse a fucking beer inside. A full beer.

No, you didn't. You've never been on C-Bone. Somebody said the horses on C-Bone can talk. No, I never heard them talk. Jesus Christ, boys. I never heard them say a word except for me. Me, and they drink beer. He drank one beer.

He would have drank more, but I wasn't about to, you know, I had 12 or 13 beers sitting on the beach. Are they friendly or are they like, get the fuck off our island? The ones I met were friendly. There was a couple that were, you know, standing back looking at me. Kind of tough looking, but. Kind of cocky. Yeah yeah but the horses i met there one of them was sitting right with me on the beach never trust you know drinking beers with

your fucking horse never trust a cocky horse that's what they say in the west who says that just different cowboys and shit they know there's shit about horses. Never trust a cocky horse. Nope. No, it's never trust the cock of a horse because it's long and they will mount you. You see the dude that got mounted and the fucking went, he lost all kinds of organs. He died. So never trust the cock

of a horse. That's a good that's a t-shirt. So you imagine if you feeding this horse all kinds of beer on Stable Island and he mounted you, you'd be fucked. How would you get home? He wouldn't do that. He had one beer.

He was just chilling out. One beer to a horse is a lot. That's a lot, man. No, it isn't. Their fucking liver's not big boys. No, man. But they... You ever see a horse liver? They've had booze before in their lives, man. Yeah, but have you ever seen a horse liver? They've had booze before in their lives, man. Yeah, but have you ever seen a horse liver? It's as big as your

fucking chest. Now he's going through withdrawal fucking shit. Not off one beer. I think you're addicted. I gave a beer to a pig in the Bahamas, too. What?

Another shipwreck. Yeah. I didn't know pigs could swim, but they can. Yes, there's pigs down in the Bahamas. They can swim. So can hippopotamus.

Oh, yeah. Did you hear about the motherfucker? Oh, man. Yes, there's pigs down in the Bahamas. They can swim. So can hippopotamus. Oh, yeah. Did you hear about the motherfucker? Oh, man. You don't want to fuck with the hippos. No, they're fine. So these people are up. There's like 40 people on this canoe, big canoe, and they're cruising down this fucking river.

Hippo comes up, fucking eats one of the kids, and injured like 39 of them. Oh, that's excellent. Don't go on a canoe trip with hippos in the water, man. Does this story have a happy ending? Who would get in a... No, he ate a fucking baby. That's not a happy ending.

Oh, it was a baby? Yeah, a kid. So just like a... Just like a tasty little appy. And then he went after the rest, and he probably did eat a few other people. He might not have even chewed them. He might have just...

Swallowed them. He could be still inside going, get me out of here. Poor baby baby didn't that happen with the whale a shark a shark just came up and bit somebody on a kayak no but there was a guy there was a guy he went down he went right in moby he got out though i know that was pinocchio pinocchio never got eaten by a whale, Ricky. This will be fucking dick, man. I know. I got my Disney movies mixed up. Pinocchio was nowhere near a whale, was he?

Don't know. I thought him and Jalapeno. Came to life, didn't he? Talked to him we're in a boat and got eaten. Pinocchio was never near a whale. Didn't he start a fire with Pinocchio in his stomach or something? Jalapeno. Spit him up? Jalapeno. The guy that built them. Geppetto.

Geppetto. Geppetto and Pinocchio were never in a boat that I remember. Alright. Different movie. Yeah. Well, I think that's pretty successful myself. I mean, I'll that's pretty successful myself.

I mean, I'll go back out this week, maybe. You know what you got to do? You got to go down by the money pit. That's where the fucking money is. If you can get down by the money pit, that thing you got, go for it. They've got guards. You can get down there with an elevator now. No, but they've got armed guards around it because they have fucking shit. Well, there was a guy. Did he have a gun?

Looked like he had a rifle. To me, I wasn't about to go poke the bear, as they say. Well, you had a gun. You could have fucking... Boys, I don't go and get in gunfights. I try to avoid gunfights. You had a metal detector fight.

It's getting better. Throw that in a can of Coke or something. Get the rust off. A can of Coke would eat that. I mean, that could be a pirate gun. It does look like a Nazi gun, though. Oh, man. And there was a U-boat.

There was a German U-boat in that area. I'm pretty sure that gun is less than 20 years old. No, Ricky, that's a 1930s or 40s. Pestle that you'd see Great Gatsby shooting or somebody like that. It's for the elite. That's what they call it. Yeah.

That kind of action. Yeah, it's an elite pestle. This is a pretty funny fucking story. This guy last week, week drunk driving with his dog to pull over speeding he's like oh man i'm fucked so he switched seats with his dog no he didn't that's fucking brilliant man and he climbed out of the passenger door and it's like yeah my dog got got a hold of the car did it work?

Red foot. No. My dog was speeding. That is amazing. That's a fucking good idea, though. He should have said prove it. Obviously, they probably have cameras. You know what?

He might go to court and get off. I don't know. He was charged with. He's not. Why would he get off, Ricky? Because I was drunk. I let the dog drive. It's not my fault.

I was drunk. I didn't want to drink and drive, so I let my dog try to get us home. Nobody's going to get off on that. You can't. You're still... It's called a technicality bug. No, it isn't, because the dog is not human, first of all, so you're the only human in the car, therefore you're in charge of the car.

You know what I'd say? I'm drunk. I passed out. I don't know what the fuck happened to me. I woke up to you guys waking me up. My dog was driving. I could get off. You explain it. I would. I'd be like, what the fuck?

I wanted to do the right thing. I didn't want to drink and drive. I had to get home because I had to fucking work in the morning. My dog's fucking smart. I gave him the keys. You figure out how he did it, because I have no idea. I didn't know he was going to speed. That's the way you got to do it.

I mean, you might have a chance if you said, I don't even know where he got the keys. I don't even know who taught him how to drive. I was just going to sleep it off in the passenger seat and be very responsible. That's a good idea. Next thing I know, he went in the house and got the keys and said, fuck it.

I should get a hold of this guy. I hid the keys and I went for a nap in the pasture seat. Next thing I know, I wake up and I'm getting pulled over. Because the dog does play hide and seek. He's a dog. He's a smart dog. He must have went and got the keys and fired it up. I think if you had the right lawyer, you're fucking...

I think he just needs you, man. Probably make 500 bucks. Anyway, it's a good idea. I'm going to buy a dog just because of it. Holy fuck. Ricky, you don't get a dog. People are fucked. Check out this one.

A man claims to have survived on soda, Pepsi, alone for the last 17 years. I'm calling bullshit on that. Three two-liter bottles of fucking Pepsi a day is what this guy survives on. 17 years. I'm calling bullshit on that. Three two-liter bottles of fucking Pepsi a day is what this guy survives on. 17 years. Does he have diabetes? No, man, he's fine. Scurvy?

He's a family man. He's doing all kinds of banging. He's got kids. And he doesn't eat food. No food. Oh, there's no way. Water? No.

Soda. I'm calling bullshit. It's impossible. Yeah, scurvy, first of all. There's no vitamin C in fucking Pepsi. You would think he'd have scurvy. He'd have the scurv so fast. This guy is, look at him.

Oh, he's one of these people that fucking, he puts plastic on his chairs. Well, he's probably fucking leaking. Look at this fucking guy. Probably has anal leakage. Happy as fuck pouring another glass of Pepsi. I bet Pepsi fucking loves him. I bet you Pepsi does not love him, Ricky.

They don't want that publicity. What does that mean? He's got pictures just like attached to the wall, like no frames or nothing. This guy is fucking... Pictures of what? Pepsi, bro? No, no, no. And he's got like the plastic on his chairs with the tags on it. Like what? So Pepsi's healthy? No. No, man.

It is not healthy. he somehow his body adapted to just sugar first time he took that drink of soda he felt energized like never before that's the caffeine no kidding so he's just he's had no serious health problems in 17 years he's 50 fucking eight uh well he's not normal. I'll tell you that. You need food. You need nutrients. He's kind of like you, Julian, except you just put a bit of rubber. Well, he could only sleep

four hours a night. I wonder why. Oh, he's wired. Crazy. Fucking cranked up. But he spends his night watching TV and solving problems, like puzzles. He should solve the problem of why am I fucking nuts. In other words, this guy is a fucking loser. He should put some time into solving why he is a lunatic.

Yeah, that's weird, man. That's what I think. I know we've talked about this before, but the U.S. and China with their concrete, but this is a fact that's fucking pretty crazy. Let's hear it. The US used 4.5 gigatons of cement between 1901 and 2000. China used 6.6 gigatons between 2011 and 2013.

That's fucking insane. Jesus. What was the first numbers again? 4. That's fucking insane. Jesus. What was the first numbers again? 4.5 gigatons. And they're using six? Like 100 years for the U.S. And they used 6.6 gigatons in two years. That's a lot of construction, man.

What the fuck are they building over there? Bunkers. Ricky, they build a new power plant. Big enough to power like a... Nuclear power plant, right? No, coal. Coal? They build a new coal plant big enough to, you know, do about 50,000 houses every week.

What the fuck? Isn't coal a bad thing to do? Not great. And what are the... How many gigatons? Six gigatons of what? CO2? Concrete.

Cement. Oh, of concrete. CO2. Fuck. What the fuck are you talking about, man? I thought they were talking about environment. I don't know what a gigaton is, but it sounds like a lot. It's a thousand tons, Ricky.

Really? A gigaton is a thousand tons. And how much is a ton is what? Like, what is a ton? Or is a gigaton 100,000 tons? I think it might be something crazy. A thousand tons wouldn't be a lot. Gigagiga.

Or is it a million tons? A million tons is a giga. How many gigatons did they use? 6.6 in two years. Oh, yeah, then it has to be more than 1,000 tons. That'd be one billion. That wouldn't be a lot. So millions and millions of tons.

Look up how many tons is a gigaton. Yeah, man, we need to know. We need to know. Inquiring minds want to know. Let's see who got born to me in 19. Maybe it's a gajillion tons. Oh, wow. Malcolm X.

Oh, you've got a shirt with him on it, don't you? I think that was Martin Luther. I thought you had both. Both fucking awesome. Actually, you know what? What? I think he is on there. This unit of mass is equivalent to one billion metric tons.

What? 2.2 trillion fucking pounds. What? 10,000 fully loaded U.S. aircraft characters. Characters. Carriers. Central Park is 4 kilometers long and 0.8 kilometers wide. A gigaton of ice placed here would extend 341 meters.

High. Holy fuck. 1,100 feet. That's a lot of fucking cars. That is a lot, man. Here's something weird. You were talking about this earlier. What, man? Jimmy Hoffa Jr. got born on May the 19th. What the fuck

are the chances of that? There's a guy that doesn't know about this. I know. I read about it. I read about it. Buried him alive. Buried him alive. Bob's Pete Townsend. Oh. Crank some of his shit. We'll listen to the Who tonight.

Let's do it. Andre the Giant. Oh, I can check your oil for you. Not happening. Used to shit in the bathtub. He did used to shit in the bathtub and use the curtains to wipe his arse. Consumed the most beer out of any human on planet Earth. Yeah.

Oh, he even drank like 24 bottles of wine. In one sitting. With a couple of cases of beer and about 19 steaks and 45 lobsters. Big bastard, boy. Fuck, he was a big bastard. Joseph Dusty Hill. A little ZZ Top. Oh, Dusty Hill.

Dusty Hill. So ZZ Top and the who Dusty Hill. Dusty Hill. So ZZ Top and The Who. Hoffa. Joey Ramone. The Ramones. We're going to listen to that. We're going to watch Hoffa with Jack Nicholson. All right, all right.

Fucking music night. Movie night. Jack Nicholson. And Cole Brown Simpson. Who? Nicole Brown Simpson. That's who OJ is. Fuck. That's who OJ. We still don't have any time to's who OJ is. Oh, fuck.

That's who OJ. We don't have any time to talk about OJ. Well, we know what happened. And Julien, one of your idols. Oh, fuck. Who is it? Barry Manilow. Georges St-Pierre.

Much respect to Georges St-Pierre. The greatest of all time, do you think? I think he could be, yes. He's up there. Yeah. Definitely top three. In Julian's mind, sexiest of all time. Not a bad looking dude.

Good shape. Oh! I'm just giving him props, man. So you're not denying it? He's a good athlete. I don't have a crush on him. I respect. I just dropped one of your

doubloons in. Alright, we gotta finish this up. Sign off, man, since you weren't here last week. Okay. It's gotta be good. Maybe in a song. Yeah. Something special. No pressure. This is my generation, baby.

Yeah. The who? Okay, say goodbye. Well, that wasn't. I mean, I thought you guys were gonna join in on the drums and bass and whatever. All right, tune in next week when Julian puts his wiener in a bowl of custard.

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