Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 52 - The Long High Weekend

Episode Date: May 23, 2022

The Boys are baked and ready for the long weekend! Before they get wasted, they have some f**king important facts for ya: A burger hack that will change your life, instructions on how to land an aircraft, and the shocking truth about whether Data the Star Trek robot was... shiny??! 

Okay. Okay. And here we go. Here we go again, boys. I wasn't even going to have any. Well, it sucks to be told. I'm glad you decided to change your mind. Did I though? Did gonna have any Well I'm glad you decided to change your mind Did I though?

Did I have any? I thought I just could high off this No you were honking on her there buddy Honk honk So was your mother Honking on her Honking on the old horn Alright now what?

What are we doing? What is this? This is, uh... Well, it's about to be a long weekend, boys. Piss after dark. Oh, this is the perk after dark. Yeah, man. It's fucking Friday the 20th.

I think fuck's Friday. Monday's a holiday? Yeah! That means extra 2 to four weekend. What are you doing, bubs? Huh? What are you doing? I don't know.

Careful you don't move that about a foot and a half to the left. Cracky. I'm just testing my shoulder. I didn't know if it was still working, but it seems to be. Did you get a jacking injury? No, I got a pinched but it seems to be. Did you get a jacking injury? No, I got a pinched. Pinchow in there.

You're jacking. You're using the jack. I don't know. I'm not talking jacking off. I'm like you're jacking up the truck. Oh, jacking. The little truck there. Yeah, when I was jacking up the truck maybe. Might have pinched it then, but I use both arms for that type of jacking.

I don't use both hands for the other type. No? Are you Ricky? Both hands! Double hander. Yeah. Like a pepper grinder. Mix it up a little. Like a pepper grinder. Different hands have different feelings. What? Do you use both of them at the same time, you mean? Like this type of thing? No, Jesus, I wish. Jesus, Ricky. Okay. Okay, we're not going to learn the technique, I guess, of the double-hander. It's a pepper grinder.

I don't do any pepper grinding. Okay, then. That'd be like a, yeah, no, I don't do any pepper grinding. Okay, then. That'd be like a, yeah. No, you don't want one of those. You've never really used the other hand? Wow. My life wouldn't be the same. I just can't imagine.

Oh, I know you'd do that. I remember you used to hang your arm over the tub until it went numb. Oh, man. You seriously did that? You remember you used to do that? You just sit on it. You used to hang it over the edge of the tub and let went numb. Oh, man. You seriously did that? You used to do that? You just sit on it. He used to hang it over the edge of the tub and let it go to sleep, and then he'd use it, and he would think it was somebody else, because you can't feel your arm.

Fuck. Don't fucking knock it till you try it. Okay, man. Big Dougie. Oh, fuck. Boys, maybe we're too high to be doing these. We're getting too high on the podcast. I say that maybe last week I was a bit too high.

I think people watch this to see Ricky. I am just as high today, so we shall see. Things are going to get fucked up today. Okay, let's get into it. Last week, I was super fucked. So what's the date? May what? 20, man.

It's May 20. Is this the long weekend coming up? We already fucking said that, bubs. We did. Yes. Today, we've talked about that. Five minutes ago, man. Oh.

It's Victoria Day tomorrow, which means Monday's a holiday. That's in Canada only. You know what's good with us? What we do for a living? We always take Mondays off anyway. Is Monday a holiday in America? I don't know. If it is, it's called something else for sure.

Well, yeah, they wouldn't celebrate Victoria Day. They wouldn't know who that is. And guess where we're going to be all weekend? Megacon! We're going to Megacon. We're going to MAGACON. We're going to Florida. Orlando. If we get into the country, which we've been pretty good doing.

I'll tell you what, I'm not fucking happy I had to have a goddamn fucking nostril test to go into the United States. They need to get the fuck rid of that law. I didn't get my nostril test. Well, you're not going to be going, bud. You better go get one right now. I'll get it right after this. Nobody told me I needed a nostril test. Yeah, you gotta get that done, man. It's not as bad as the fucking deep throat, but it's not just one of these little pitter patters.

What's deep throat? What are you talking about? They ram it right up and fucking wreck your throat, your brain. But this one does go up to about here. I was fucking ready to punch. Oh, I can take it. I can take that. I just don't understand why we need to be tested going in, but we don't need to be tested coming home. You know when they stick it way in, you know what it feels like?

What? Did you ever get chlorine up your nose in a pool? Yeah. That's what it's like. I just noticed. No, it's worse. Oh, I don't think so. It's not that fucking bad.

It's not that bad, but it's a fucking pain in the cock. It's not as bad as the piss hole. No, no. You're right. Not quite. Have you ever had a piss hole test? No, but I've heard Ben there when he has and he screams like a fucking hyena. I didn't.

Well, no. The scream is usually when you take a piss afterwards. No, but I was in there one time and, you know, I didn't watch it that close, but I know when it fucking went in because he started screaming. Well, that's when they didn't have the regular fucking Q-tips. You had to use that big metal fucking thing. It sucked. They stuck a big metal thing in your piss hole. A fucking Q-tip thing. had to use that big metal fucking thing. It sucked. They stuck a big metal thing in your pencil.

A little fucking Q-tippy thing, yeah. It's not pleasant. Did it have like a scraper thing at the end of it? Oh, don't. No, no. No, no. I think that's just a myth. That's a myth.

That is a myth. That would rip your urethra right off. Let's see if you fucking lie or not, man. Nope. It was just a form of a Q-tip. It was metal? The other three or four times, just a regular Q-tip. It wasn't that bad.

Okay, so what happened? Are you pissing in different directions now? I'm nothing right now, no. But at the time, yes. No, we're talking about nose Q-tips compared to piss hole Q-tips. Okay. Very important. Data.

Anyway, I'm not sure how we got into that topic. Data's going to be there in Florida. What kind of data? Data from Star Trek. The guy with the tiger eyes? No, he didn't have tiger eyes. He was a robot. And, Bubz, don't be hanging out with him.

You've got to understand, when you go to these, he's just an actor. I know, he's not an actual robot. But you'll be asking him a thousand fucking questions as if he is Data. And don't tell me you won't, because you will. I might ask him a couple, technical. One picture of him with him is good enough. You don't need, like, a thousand. It's weird, man.

I'll take as many fucking pictures with Data as I want. And he doesn't have tiger eyes. Data doesn't have tiger eyes. Does he have a gold face? No, that was C-3PO, Rick. He got Star Wars. No, I was thinking of a guy. I thought he had a gold face or a gold shimmer to him.

I think he had a shimmer. Wasn't it like... Data didn't have a shimmer. He was pale. He was as pale as fuck. I gotta fucking look this up, man. There must have been a special episode where he was shimmering for some reason. Somebody was shimmering in one of those fucking shows.

Might have been Star... No. Star Trek? Star Wars? I don't fucking know. C-3PO had a gold shimmer to him. He was made of fucking solid gold. This guy's not metal, but I thought he...

No, but I thought Data had some kind of something going on. No, he was pale because he was a robot. There was something particular about his face. Yeah, he was very pale because he was made of, you know, silicone or whatever. He's almost like... He's stark white. What am I doing here? I'm looking up Data, right?

Data. Star Trek Next Generation. Data. like he's stark white what am i doing here i'm looking up data right data star trek next generation data i wonder if he gets uh no that's a terrible joke i can't even say it banged i was gonna say what if he gets free data on his cellular plan see that's a good fucking that That makes sense, man. I might ask him that. It's a good joke. Don't... Yeah, ask him. Make sure he's with you when you ask him that.

Don't get me laughing here. All right. I'll be able to stop. Free data. So did you guys hear about this? The UK... Some UK tribunal has ruled that calling a man bald is sexual harassment. What?

It says it's the same as commenting on the size of a woman's breasts. Calling somebody fucking bald. Yep. You can't do it anymore. How is it? What's sexual about that, though? Are you calling his head bald or his package bald? I think it's just, it's like bullying, I guess.

I'm not sure why it's sexual. No, if you're saying your balls are fucking, are they bald, buddy? Then it's like kind of like. It started when this Tony Finn guy, the supervisor, Jamie King, called him a bald cunt. So he got into a little fight and he got fired. Who called somebody a bald cunt? His supervisor. Well, maybe it's the cunt part.

No, they said the cunt was fine. The judges were actually like, so you weren't offended by the cunt part? And he's like, no. Wow. But bald, he's just stating a fact. Cunt is an opinion. Bald is a fact. If the man's bald and you say you're bald, how is that a fact?

You're saying whatever, flat chest? I don't think it is. That's fucked up. I'm not fucking arguing with you. I'm just telling you what they say. Flat chest is still a matter of opinion. You can't do it in the UK. It's sexual harassment.

There's a saying, one man's bald head is another man's hairy head. I guess you'd have to say hairless now, maybe. I don't know. What would be the right term? You hairless cunt or i don't know what would be the right you hairless cunt what's politically correct all right he's got a bit of a fucking glimmer or sheen or something shine yeah he's something going on there oh he's not yes there is it's a fucking date is not makeup with sweat or something i don't fucking know but he's a robot I don't fucking know. But he's a robot. They don't fucking sweat.

So, I don't know. They might if they have a, you know, if they're water-cooled. They might have a... That's a cooling system. It's not the... Well, so is sweat. He might be water-cooled and sweat through his pores.

Why do robots need a cooling system? Yeah, bubs. Because they're fucking... They can overheat. You don't know. Okay, what the fuck is this deal then? What do you mean? He's got that shine to him.

He does not have a shine to him. There's a fucking shine on his face, man. No, he's a matte. He's a matte fucking... Matte? That's not fucking matte. Look at that. Bubz, that's a fucking shine.

Maybe it's just bad makeup. Look at this shiny prick. He's fucking shining. That's just fucking shine Maybe it's just bad makeup Look at this shiny prick He's fucking shining That's just photoshopped On the show He didn't have a sheen How many More pictures here man

Pull up more pictures Here's another fucking That's He's fucking shining Look at that shiny motherfucker He doesn't look as shiny there You can't call him a shiny motherfucker That's sexual harassment

Okay shiny prick Son of a You can't call him a shiny motherfucker. That's sexual harassment. Okay, shiny prick. Son of a... You can't say anything anymore. No, I mean you can't call him shiny because that would be bullying. You gotta be careful. You gotta be careful what you call people, that's for sure. Google, put this into the Googler. Okay, what?

Was Data shiny? Okay. Did Data have a shimmer to it? Fuck, I hope it comes up with a shimmer. Did you guys see the video of that fucking Tesla that went through the glass building in Columbus, Ohio? No. What a fuck up. What happened?

He said he lost control of his car, but clearly he sped up to make the red light. He fucking went right over this planter and launched right into this fucking meeting room. Spectacular. 68 years old. Did he kill anybody? No, he was disappointed. Well, not disappointed, but you know what I mean.

Didn't really make that many headlines except just to crash. Do we have footage? Yeah, we do. $300,000 in damage to the building. Why? Data says that the actual skin color is a beige base called Shibu with two kinds of powders, pale gold and bright gold.

Okay, dokey. So what do you get? He's got to shine, man. He's got to shimmer shine. He's got to shimmer shine. Just because he's wearing gold powder doesn't give him a shimmer. Gold is pretty shiny metal. It's pretty fucking shiny to me, bubs.

Just with the light, it's just in the right... Well, I see him. I just see the Shibu undercoat. I don't see the shimmer. Shimmer's in the eye of the beholder. You know what? Leave it at that. I'm never going to talk about this again.

We're going to ask him. We'll know when we meet him. Okay. You ask him if he's shining. No, we'll know if the fucker's shining. Okay. I'll take a light meter down and point it at him and get an actual reading off him. Is he going to be dressed up like that?

Because then we'll get the full audience. No, he's not, Bob. So leave him the fuck alone. I'll find out how many Calvins he's out putting off his skin reflection. I'm going to take a low-light camera. Take a couple shots. Secretly. Okay.

What are you going to do with these pictures, Rick? A low-light camera. It's going to be bright in there. I don't think you need a low-light camera. Ah, fuck. Okay. When do we leave? If you're a parent, I'm doing a...

Is it a P-A-S? P-S-A. Whatever that means. I'm doing one. Public service announcement. If you're a fucking parent, your kid cannot get possessed, and you don't need to fucking perform an exorcism on him. You stupid fucking idiots!

How many people are doing this? What are you talking about? This three-year-old girl was tortured and killed during a 12-hour exorcism in fucking California, San Jose Church, by her mother, grandfather, and uncle. The child woke up screaming in the middle of the night, so the mother thought it was possessed. No, she was having a fucking nightmare or a night tear, whatever. They fucking tortured and killed her over 12 hours.

What the fuck is wrong with people? They're fucked. Religion. She might have had a toothache. Yeah, she had something. She was not possessed, though, but... They're watching too many fucking movies. God damn it, that's so fucked.

They should be all those silly bastards. So much to fucking torture them and kill them. Unbelievable. I guess that would be wrong. Fucking pisses me off when kids get killed like that. Oh, yeah, because you thought they were fucking possessed by Satan? Fucked. Okay, Ricky.

I know I wasn't going to bring up Data again, but I found some pictures. You're going to be happy. You were talking about tiger eyes? What the fuck is going on there? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Those are the eyes I remember. What the fuck, bubs?? Is that what you're talking about? Yeah. Those are the eyes I remember. What the fuck, bubs?

Oh, he could change them. Probably change the aperture because he's a fucking... Those are fucking tiger eyes right there. No, he could probably change the aperture because he's a robot. Well, I thought Ricky was fucked, but no. I thought Ricky was fucked, too. Yeah, tiger eyes, man. Sometimes Ricky seems a bit fucked.

Ricky's not. Oh, man, you know what? That's when he turned into a fucking bad guy. Maybe that's the Data I remember, the possessed one. He was the crazy motherfucker. He wasn't possessed. He just had to switch. He needed an exorcism.

He turned into a badass. Fucking tortured and killed him. They couldn't kill Data. All you'd do is pull out his hard drive. Not from this guy. Or unplug him or, you know. He's got fucking tiger eyes, man. He's ready to fucking kill.

Just overload his CPU. Get a fucking extension cord. I could take data out with an extension cord, cut the end of it, get the two leads, put it on his CPU, short him out. Again, remember, this guy is just an actor when you see him this weekend. Don't try to fucking short circuit him. You have no proof whatsoever what he is. Isn't the fucking Karate Kid going to be there as well?

Yes, Ralph Machio. Ralph Macho. Machio. Ralph the Nacho Macho. Ralph Nachio. Does he drink, do you think? We should get...

He should have his own nachos for sure. He's what? He's so black. He should put out a brand of nachos. Machios Nachios. Ralph Nachio. You know what we should do? We should try to get drunk with him and talk about maybe doing that.

That's a great idea. Maybe he can show us some fighting skills? We should try to get drunk with him and talk about maybe doing that. It's a great idea. Maybe he can show us some fighting skills. You should try to fight him. Fight, Reggie. I can take a run at him. Just watch out for the fucking, you know. The kicks, man. The kicks.

If he does, you know. Back away. I'll be ready. Create some distance. Sleep the leg. You'd have to hit me pretty hard. Yeah. I think. I don't know. Maybe not distance. Sleep the leg. You'd have to hit me pretty hard. Yeah. I think.

I don't know. Maybe not. Maybe I got a glass jaw. Just tackle him, man. Ralph Macchio, you know, he's been doing karate for a long time. He won the fucking All-Star. You know what? If you're going to be in a movie called The Karate Kid, you better fucking learn karate

or you're going to look pretty dumb in public. Yeah, he probably knows a few moves from over the years. He'd have real karate guys on set showing him, you know. Well, prepare to have your lives changed forever and your minds blown. Wicked. Do it, man. This fucking freaked me out a little bit, man. I wish Randy was here.

I wish we had some fucking burgers right now. You don't want Randy here. There's a burger expert for the restaurant Fridays. Yeah. He says you should always eat your burger upside down. Damn. He says the thicker top bun soaks up the burger's juices, gives it more flavor. And your tongue meets the toppings first.

Burger second. You know what? I eat the fucking burger upside down. God damn it. Really? Yeah. And is it better? It's way better.

I've never seen you eating a fucking upside down burger in my life. You should fucking watch me sometime. Because it's. As soon as this is done, I'm going to fuck the Hervey's. Yes. Great. Let's go fuck the Harvey's. Yes. Great Canadian burger. Let's go to Harvey's. And let's get fucking lots of toppings,

and I'm going to eat the motherfucking... People that are watching this in America, tell them what Harvey's is, Ricky. It's a burger of beautifulness. It's different. Sebastian Bach's favorite burger is Sebastian Bach's favorite burger. It is Sebastian Bach's favorite burger. It's a Harvey burger. You order your burger, your cheeseburger, your bacon cheeseburger,

your cheese dog, your bacon cheese dog. It comes up. Then they get all the fucking toppings in these bowls, and you're like, what do you want on your burger, sir? It's like fucking Subway for burgers. I guess Five Guys is kind of like that now. Subway is like a Harvey's for subs. All right.

Yeah, they probably have all kinds of those types of places in America. Anyway, it's fucking good. Extra toppings, burger places. First place to head, Fring's. French fries, half onion rings. Yeah, order some Fring's. Little fucking dish with a splitter up the middle. French fries on this side, onion rings on this side.

They used to have a kick-ass breakfast, too. Harvey's makes your hamburger a beautiful thing. I know the guy that a kick-ass breakfast, too. Harvey, make your hamburger. A beautiful day. I know the guy that invented the Fringes, guys. You do? Yes, I do. Who was it? It was a man by the name of Paul.

Paul who? I forget his last name. He invented Fringes? He did. Come on. He did. That's pretty impressive. Jesus Christ. I didn't know that. I know. Come on. He did. That's pretty impressive. Jesus.

Paul. I didn't know that. I know who you're talking about now. He invented Frings. Yes, he did. And they went all nationwide. Yes, he did. Wow.

Did he get any money for that little idea? No, man. Not a fuck of that. Fucked over. Should have got paid. This is a cool story about a passenger with no idea how to fly a plane, landed a plane after his pilot fucking passed out. I heard about that fucking guy.

He had a good landing. I guess there's video of it. I couldn't find any, but. Reminded me of you. If you were behind the stick, man, it'd be. He was that smooth. Yeah, they said, you know, they fucking got a pilot instructor on the fucking air traffic

controller and they talked him down. He was at 9,000 feet or something. So he was on the radio with them? Yeah, he's like, I'm at 9,000 feet and my pilot is passed out. And I do not know how to fly this plane, but I will give it a shot. Do you have any flying experience? Zero.

I have no idea about planes. Holy fuck. That's pretty impressive. Why can't that happen to me? I don't know. I was thinking that. What if you crashed and died? I wouldn't.

You wouldn't, man. There's no way. You'd be a hero. I could be so fucking nervous. I could land a fucking Dreamliner. I'm telling you right now. As long as I had the radio. As long as I could talk to fucking

You know the dudes on the ground I could come in and pick up the glide slope And fucking I would do it Alright there might be some buttons That might be labeled That might be tricky to see If you had a co-pilot maybe Or someone that read buttons

Well then he asked me He's like yeah my fucking screen's not on You guys know anything about that How to turn that on, maybe? So he didn't really have much to go on. Jesus, Murphy. But he could see land, so. What kind of a plane was it?

It was a Cessna. It was a Cessna, yeah. Okay, and pretty stable. And he was pretty close to the airport. Pretty forgiving little airplane, you know. Pretty forgiving is right, Bob. I'd still be fucking freaking out. Oh, yeah, it would be nerve-wracking if youacking if you not for you man not for me I mean I've fallen the space shuttle

fighter jets fucking you name it I'd be white knuckles for sure I've flown private jets a couple times yeah I'd like to handle I think I could do it I've been up in the front you know first thing you want to do is just fucking remain calm. Okay? That's where I'd go. Get your head in. Get your altitude. Get your airspeed.

See what's going on. Make sure you're in level flight. Then calm down. Talk to the fucking people. They're going to say, what's your heading? You tell them. They're going to say, okay. It wasn't like nighttime or pouring rain or something. That would have sucked.

That would be much more difficult. Yeah. If it was nighttime and it was raining, it might have been a big trouble. There's one good reason to never fly at night. Well, first of all, on that one, there's no, you can't, I don't know what year it was.

It might have been an old one, so you wouldn't have like a proper autopilot or anything. If a big dreamliner, you know, first thing you'd do is they'd say, okay switch on your fucking autopilot first of all, until we get figured out here. There's quite a few switches though. Yeah, but once you sort of know the layout. Which you do. I know the fucking layout of a glass cockpit. I could land a Dreamliner, no problem. And I could probably beat a hyena with my bare hands.

Those are my two things I think I could do. I would not fuck with a hyena, man. Oh, you know what, yeah, a hyena's not that bad. I was thinking of one of those other, Honey Badger. Oh, that'd be a tough one. Would you fight Bruce Dickinson? From Iron Maiden? Yeah. I wouldn't want to. Okay. I wouldn't want to. Okay. I wouldn't want to.

Where the fuck did that come from? Because he's a pilot, man. He's a pilot. I thought he was a fighter. I didn't know about it. I'd hate to fight Bruce Dickinson because I like Iron Maiden. I wouldn't want to be punching Bruce Dickinson. I'd be no fun.

He can fly, though. He flies the Iron Maiden jet. Triple seven. Triple seven? Boeing triple seven. He flies the Iron Maiden jet. That's a... Triple seven. Triple seven? Boeing triple seven. He's the pilot. Quite a few people weren't on the May the 20th. Jimmy Stewart. Do we know him? Jimmy Stewart. It's a wonderful life.

Mr. Smith Goes to Washington? Yeah. An actor from the 50s. Jimmy Stewart. Oh, I didn't think I know who he was now. Did he have a weird voice? He had a little quiver to his voice. Fantastic. Okay.

Oh, I don't know how to do his voice. I was trying to, but it wasn't coming to me. So I just moved on. Well, that's pretty fucking good. God damn it. I couldn't do that. Very good, Butts. Well, why don't you? Yeah, who took a big shit in my toilet?

Astrid. You need to flush that. Kirch. Do you know who Astrid Kirch is? Astrid Kirch? Yes, I do. She was a photographer in Germany that befriended the Beatles and took a lot of the- Boom, you were good, man.

A lot of the early photos of the Beatles when Pete Best was in the band. And then she was with Stu Sutcliffe, who was a Beatle, and then he died. What do you mean, with him? He was one of the Beatles. There was five Beatles originally. Good. And then he died. Him and John Lennon got jumped and got the shit kicked out of them,

and he developed a brain tumor down the road. Well, we know who we're going to be listening to tonight to start off the long weekend. Perfect. A little Joe Cocker. Oh, Joe Cocker. I didn't know his name was John. John Cocker.

I also didn't know he was English. His actual name was John Cockerfield. Are you serious? I just made that up, but it could have been real. With a little help from my friends. Yeah, he did a famous version of that at Woodstock, Ricky. You've seen him. He's the guy that fucking just looks like he's fucking right out of Earth.

He gives her. He gives her when he sings that one. That Woodstock. You are so beautiful to me. Was he on some serious drugs for that or what? I would think so. He's all sweaty and just fucked. He looked like he was cranked up on some stuff.

Fucking Sherg got born today. Sherry Lynn, sir. Sherr? Kissian. That's Sherr's real name? Yeah. I got you, babe. Yeah. Hey, did you know that Sherr banged, not only did she bang Maverick, but she also banged the Iceman?

Sherr banged Val Kilmer and Tom Cruise. She did, yeah. She won both of them. At the Iceman. Did you know that? Cher banged Val Kilmer and Tom Cruise. She did, yeah. She won both of them. At the same time. It was like fighter jet pilots. Never leave your wingman. Never leave your wingman. That's a hard matchup.

Yeah. Dave Thomas. Wait a minute. There must be two of them. There is two of them. There's Wendy's Dave Thomas. Yeah, not him. Dave Thomas, ha ha. There's the funny guy. SCTV Dave Thomas. Bob and Doug. There is two of them. There's Wendy's Dave Thomas. Yeah, not him. Dave Thomas, ha ha.

There's the funny guy. SCTV Dave Thomas. He is Bob and Doug, man. Coo-loo-coo-coo-coo. Huh? Guess who else got born today? Coo-loo-coo-coo-coo. Balky got born today.

Balky Bartholomew's. Balky. Where was he from? Oh, man. Wasn't the same place that that other guy was from? Kazakhstan. Yeah. No, he that that other guy was from? Kazakhstan. Yeah. No, he wasn't from Kazakhstan.

Pakistan? Nope. Belki? Belki Bartolomewicz was from? God damn, it's going to piss me off when I hear it. Starts with an M. Mongolia. Nope.

It's the only M country I know. Massachusetts. No, he wasn't from Massachusetts. Madrid. Nope. He was from... Mipos. Mipos.

Is that a real place? I don't think so. He was from Mipos, though. Mindy Kohn. She played Natalie in Facts of Life. I was just going to say, I know who Mindy Kohn is. Natalie. Somebody else we can listen to.

What the fuck is that? Jake Brake on a fucking big rig. Busta Rhymes. Oh, Busta. Busta Rhymes. Joe Cocker and Busta Rhymes. Anytime. And early Beatles.

And Herbie's hamburgers. Yeah. Herbie's makes your hamburger. And early Beatles. And Herbie's hamburgers. Yeah. Herbie's makes your hamburger. Fuckin' beautiful thing. You know what we should do? We should go to Herbie's. Then we should come back and park right in Randy's driveway. Honk our horn, lock the doors, make him come out, and we'll just all eat burgers upside down right in front of him.

Fuck you, Randy! Just open up the windows of Crack when he gets out. Oh yeah, I thought he could smell. Oh yeah. Maybe get a face. Upside down. And we should have extra burgers sitting on the dash, and he'll could smell. Oh yeah. Maybe get a face. Upside down. And we should have extra burgers sitting on the dash and he'll be pawing at them. Trying to get through the glass.

He might smash the glass. You have to be careful. He might grab a golf club or something. I might eat four burgers today at least. Really? Yeah. Four is a lot. Let's do it.

Two for each? No, just four man. Straight up. I think I'm going to stick do it. Two for each? No, just four, man. Straight up. I think I'm going to stick to two. You know what? I'm going to go burger hot dog. What's that? One burger, one hot dog.

Oh, I thought you meant a burger hot dog. Cheese and bacon on both. Weren't you going to make a burger hot dog where you put... Oh, yeah. We didn't do that, did we? We didn't do that. You were going to bake hot dogs into a burger patty. Fuck.

We got to do that. We didn't do that. You were going to bake hot dogs into a burger patty. Fuck. We got to do that. That's pretty good as well. Well, fuck. Let's just get out of here. Done. Sign off. Bye-bye. Huh?

We're done? Yeah, man. Are we? I don't fucking know. All right, I guess we're done. All right. Thank you for whatever you did. Watching, I guess.

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