Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 56 - Jordan John is a Tall Drink of Juice

Episode Date: August 25, 2016

DECENT musician Jordan John can play nearly every instrument there is, and he’s shared the stage with the likes of Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, and PRINCE!  Today, he’s sharing a table with Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles, and he’s bringing the tunes and a mean talent for Sunnyvale Family Feud! Episode 56 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!  

Cool ones. Huh? Cool ones. Those are my beers, Ricky. Is that what you call them, cool ones? Yes, cool ones. They're my new favorites. You should have called them cool ones. Well, it's mine anyway.

You should have asked before you just started taking my stuff. It's good. We both should be off the beer by now. We should be on the hard stuff, full tilt. Like, it's a week of partying with the hit. We've been doing good. We've been fucking wasted since last Saturday. I'm fucked, boys.

Kingston show. Boys, we should say hello before we get into this. Tell people what the fuck's going on here. All right, what is going on? Do the big intro, Julian. You're the best at it, apparently. All right, what's going on, fuckers? This is the official Trailer Park Boy podcast.

It's coming at you right now. We've got a special guest. Which number? Wait, which number? It's 55, 56, 56. 56. Corey did a better intro than you. Way better. Corey did do a better intro. We got a fucking awesome guest today. That's right. In the studio, very excited. Jordan John right here. Musician. Where are you from? Toronto, Canada. Toronto, Canada. He can play the shit out of any instrument

you put in his hands. That's right, you play the drums. I've seen him do it. Drums, bass, keyboards. Guitar, keyboard, sing like nobody's business. And I'm also jealous because you got a backwards name. I always wanted a backwards name. What do you mean he's got a backwards name?

It's Jordan John, right? You'd think it would be John Jordan. If it was in the phone book, it'd be John Jordan. Ricky, it still works both ways. But it's cool. You could have a backwards name, too. What would your backwards name be? I'm not saying it, because people make fun of it. I think you should say it, but...

No, he doesn't need to say his last name. Don't get that going. I've been teased a lot over the years, and I'm not talking about it. Welcome to the studio. Yeah, great to be here. Great to have you here. It's very exciting. We're gonna listen to some music today,

and we're gonna... We've been doing this thing where we play Family Feud. Oh. People are very excited, so you're gonna be... You're gonna be the ding-dong guy. Very good. I got the boinger. You're a tall drink of juice, too. I didn't realize, yeah, you're...

You're gonna be what? Six-four? Six-three, yeah. Thank you. Six-foot-three? Yeah. Taller than Julian. Yeah. Julian doesn't like that. He likes to be the tallest, most muscular man in the room. Buzz, would you just fuck off? I mean, you don't have the pipes of Julian. Not in the room. Well, just fuck off.

I mean, you don't have the pipes of Julian. Not anywhere near. No, not anywhere close. I mean, you couldn't expect to though. You'd have to work out 40 hours a week. Tall, handsome, and talented. It's a pretty good package. Oh, thank you.

Ricky, it sounds like you're hitting on the man. I'm not hitting on him. Yes, man. He's got three really good qualities. And you just turned how old, 30? Yes, sir. 30 years old, already have done, you know, more things than most people get to do in music.

You've opened for who, Aretha Franklin? Yes, sir. Got to open for Aretha. Did you play with Ray Charles? Did I read that? I opened for Ray Charles, Johnny Winter, Robert Cray. You jammed with the artist formerly known as Prince? Yes, sir.

You jammed with Prince? Yeah, when I was 16 years old. That's crazy. Decent. How did that come about? Well, we were playing at a club downtown Toronto in Yorkville, a place called Blues on Bel Air, and Prince had heard that my father was playing with me,

and so he came down, and he, at the time, Prince was working with George Clinton, so he knew that my father had worked with George Clinton. So he was in the club with his wife watching us play, and about halfway through the first set, he came up and asked if he could play with us, and so he played the first set, and then the second set, took his wife home, and then came back for the third set.

Yeah, that's so cool. Decent. What was he wearing? Did he have on, like, his Prince gear? Oh, yeah. Prince is always... He was all dazzled out? Yeah, oh, yeah. Looked fantastic. So you played with him all night? Yeah.

Decent. And what stuff were you playing? Like, what kind of music? Well, just anything he called out. He just took over the stage, and we just jammed. Went every direction. Did you play Purple Rain purple rain no we didn't play purple rain that would have been decent that would have been amazing oh that's super cool what was it like ray charles did you get to meet him and hang out with him no but uh in my excitement to get backstage to see the show when the band when his band had, I had run to the side stage and I bumped into a chair

and I looked down at the person sitting in the chair and it was Ray Charles, so I almost ran over Ray Charles. Did he say, hey, fucking watch where you're going? I think he was gonna- You gotta use them. That's what would've been funny if he had said that. Ray Charles started jabbing you, that would've been hilarious. That would have been hilarious.

That would have been great, boss. But it didn't happen. Too bad. So you mentioned your father. Yes. Your father's for cash, right? Yes, sir. Legendary bass player.

He's played with, he was in P-Funk with George Clinton. Yeah, George Clinton, Parliament Funkadelic, Lou Reed, Alice Cooper, played with the Blues Brothers, James Brown, many others. Do you think he'd come on the show? I think he would, yeah, if you ask him. We should get him on next. Sounds good, bubs.

Yeah, you should definitely do that. That'd be amazing. So you're going to play a song. You want to do it now or do you want to wait a bit? Maybe we'll wait a bit. Wait a bit until you get cooled down? Yeah, I'm excited about this family feud. I'd like to see how that works. You've heard that we've been doing it?

We're not fucking playing that again. Ricky, people are losing their minds. What do you mean? People all over the world are talking about our family feud game. Have I won? Did I win yet? No. Not even close. I think he did. Didn't he win one? I've won every fucking game so far.

I don't think you did, Julian. I've been practicing. I've been watching it game so far. I don't think you did. Well, I've been practicing. I've been watching it, so you never know. Okay. The man to beat. Definitely the man to beat with Family Feud. I'm pretty good at it. Yeah?

Yeah. Okay. Well, let's put your money where your mouth is then. What do you think about that? We want to play it right now. Unless you have something better to do. Let's play it right now, bud. Good. Unless you want to talk about the. Let's play it right now, bud. Okay.

Unless you want to talk about the Tragically Hip or something. Okay, talk about the Tragically Hip then. Yeah, I went to see their concert up in Ottawa. It was amazing. Just wanted to say that. Great bunch of guys. Cheers.

Wow, I haven't heard a ton with this guy. That was really something. Oh, look who's on this. One of my favorite bands. Yeah, he was making fun of me for crying the other night. Well, yeah, it's a pretty emotional time. Yeah, it was, man. I didn't appreciate you making fun of me, son of a bitch.

I wasn't making fun of you. I cried my eyes out. I don't mind admitting it. Why wouldn't I? It's sad. But it's awesome that, you know, they're out there playing. Just because you cried doesn't mean you're not tough as fuck. Maybe. Nobody said that. You weren't, Ricky. Everybody knows you're out there playing. Just because you cry doesn't mean you're not tough as fuck. Maybe.

Nobody said that you weren't, Ricky. Everybody knows you're tough as nails. I didn't really cry that much. It's okay if you did, though. All right, I did. Ricky, you can open beer bottles with your teeth. I mean, that makes you pretty tough. Not as tough as if I didn't ever cry.

Can you still open them with your, with your arse? Remember you used to be able to do twist offs? Bubs, you're fucking making shit up now. Ricky, you were doing that at a party one night. Was there any damage? I believe there was. Yeah, I bet.

I believe there was. That's probably why I don't remember doing it. I haven't done it since, I guess, hopefully. OK,. That's probably why I don't remember doing it. I haven't done it since, I guess. Hopefully. Okay, are we gonna get into this? Family feud? This is gonna be awesome, boys. What? Are we? What?

Okay. Well, fuck, I keep trying to do it, and you keep saying, uh, are we? Well, then we start talking about other things, but are we done with that? Well, what did you want to talk about? No, that's it. No, now I need to know what you wanted to talk about.

Because it's going to bother me. Well, tomorrow is still what I think it is, right? What? Isn't it your birthday tomorrow, Bubbs? Maybe it is. I didn't want to tell everybody. Okay. I don't like being that guy.

All right, well, then we won't tell everybody. Well, you just did, Ricky. Oh, yeah. Happy birthday. Oh, you're, you just did, Ricky. Oh, yeah. Happy birthday. Oh, you're... Happy almost birthday, buddy. Keep drinking. May as well keep it going.

Oh, don't worry. That's number 16 right there. Drive some of these into you, boys. They're great. It's the... Uh... What is it? Pa...

Pa-Papino... Pa-Papino BQ mix. Hmm. Pa... Pa-Pan... What was that? Pa-Pan-a-Q... Pa-Pa-Pan-aapino BQ mix. Popan... What was that? Popaniku. Popanino BQ mix.

It's got... It's good. Some popcorn, some, you know, jalapeno cheesy, jalapeno chips, and some barbecue chips. Why don't you just call them

Popiniku? All right. Popiniku. Yeah, that's better. Popiniku. Anyway, they're fucking great. Yeah, that's better. Papina Q. Anyway, they're fucking great. Well, happy almost birthday, bubs. Let's get in this fucking game.

I'm going to win. I've been fucking practicing. Okay, so everybody knows how to play Family Feud. I read a question. So let me just hear yours again, Julian, because I got to... He's the honk honk. He's the doorbell. What are you, bubs?

Well, I'm not ringing in, Ricky. Here, maybe you should be the boinger. I like the... Oh, no, you like the... I like the boxing bell. Heavyweight champion. Okay, here we go. Question number one, top seven answers are on the board.

Here's the question. You ready? Yes, sir. Name something you find in a park. Ricky's in first. Tree. Ooh, Ricky. Good.

Oh, number two answer on the board right there. Jordan or Julian to steal the game. Bench. Number one answer. Fuck! That was gonna be my answer. Number one answer on the board.! That was gonna be my answer. Number one answer on the board.

Julian is in the lead. Too fast for me, man. The other answers were? Name a couple more, Cesar. Dog. That's not on there, but that's a good answer. Grass. Birds.

Birds was on there. Number five. Squirrels. Yeah, squirrels. You know what I would have said? Donnie. Donnie's always passed out in the park. You know how Donnie goes down in the park drunk?

Yeah. Passes out with his pants down. Okay. Julian. Speaking of that, I found this headline. That's what you call it, right? That's the big thing on the paper, the bigger print? Yes, Ricky, headline.

And I thought this could have been Donnie since you were speaking of him. There was a man, and it was in Dayton, Ohio, facing indecency charges after he was caught trying to bang the front grill of a minivan. Bullshit. It's real. Look it up on your fucking magic box. He was trying to bang his minivan. It wasn't his. It was. It's real. Look it up on your fucking magic box. He was trying to bang his minivan.

It wasn't his. It was somebody else's. So would that be considered fucking dirty? I don't know what you're all at, but... So how was he... Weird, man. Is there any more information? How was he doing it?

Oh, he's in jail right now. He's trying to get out on bail. I think full bird into the grill. Drunk. Was there a hole in it it or did he make a hole in it? Well, I'm assuming a grill would have a hole, yeah. He'd be just in between the louvers? Yeah. It was probably the right size, I guess, and maybe it felt okay. You gotta be curious. What do you mean you gotta be curious? Well, you've thought about that before? No, I never have. I thought it was fucking weird, but I thought it was kind of neat that he actually thought of it. Was he up on a stepstool or anything?

I don't think there was a stepstool involved, no. I mean, it's that kind of cock height when you think about it. Anyway, sorry, back to the game. Ricky, have you ever banged your car? No. I've banged many times in my car and on my car. And under the car. Once. Yeah, that was when it started raining.

So you're gonna go try to find a minivan, you're gonna bang it, I guarantee you. No, but I'm gonna fucking not look at minivans the same way anymore. It's gonna pop in your mind, you're gonna do it. Do you think he pecked one like one he thought was hotter than another one, I wonder? I wonder if he walked around the parking lot looking at the grills. It was actually red, so maybe he did like red. Maybe he likes redheads. I like you guys. Alright, I like you too. I like you too.

So who won that one? Julian did. I thought Jordan too. So who won that one? Julian did. I thought Jordan. No, Julian won it. Okay, question number two. Top six answers around the board. Here's the question. Name the most wrinkled part of your body.

Name the most wrinkled part of your body, Ricky. It's easy. Head. It's on there, but not the top answer. Jordan or Ricky, you steal the game. Ricky, what's wrinkled on you? When you get out of the tub, you know what's always wrinkled up. It's the face, isn't it?

Ring it in. See what you get. You gotta ring in to whatever... Jordan. Face. Face, number one answer. Really? Jordan is tied with Julie. But how? Because we, like, your fingers and all that, they go all...

What do they call it? Pruning. Yeah. Well, your face doesn't, does it? it's not saying what's the most wrinkled part when you get out of the tub that's what you said to me though you're like what's you did say no not when i read the fucking original question i didn't you fucked me up bubs okay ricky name another part of your body that's wrinkled i don't know i don't think anything else wrinkles really you mean over years? See, I still think we're talking about getting out of the tub.

You fucked me up. Now my brain can't do the two things at once. Yeah, face would be number one, I guess. Yeah, face, neck, hands, elbows, forehead, fingers, and sack. Sack? Sack was the last one. The last one. Well, I think only one person said it in the survey because they probably didn't think they were allowed to say sack sack

you totally would have said sack bubs I would if that would have been my first guess it's actually number one or number two you should have rang in okay this is a tie game you're not so smart now the The guest is tied with you. It's all right. All right, this is mine, baby. Okay, question number three. Name something a dentist might put in your mouth. While you're under the gas?

I don't know. Oh, Julian did it first. Drill. Number one answer. Yeah! See, everybody's mind went to the gutter, got distracted from the obvious answer. Drill. Fuck's sakes.

Number two answer. Fingers, fillings, mirror, cotton, bridge, and penis. Penis is on there? No, it isn't. I just made that up because I know that's where your mind went. Right? Our dentist is female, so I was thinking breast, maybe. Ricky.

Anyway. You have a female dentist and she puts her boobs in your mouth when you're under the gas? No, but I've had dreams about it. Nice. She's pretty hot. And she's a dentist. She makes good money. What do they make? At least 50 grand.

Dentists? Yeah. They make more than 50 grand, Ricky. They go to school for eight fucking years. Fuck. Wouldn't be a very good job to go to school for eight years and than 50 grand, Ricky. They go to school for eight fucking years. Fuck. Wouldn't be a very good job to go to school for eight years and make 50 grand. I might have missed the train on that one. Ricky, you wouldn't be very good. You sure did, Ricky.

I don't think you'd be a great dentist, Ricky. No, I mean, trying to maybe get with her before she got married. I missed the train on her. Oh. I thought you meant on becoming a dancer. No, fuck, there's no hope of married. I missed the train on her. Oh. I thought you meant on becoming a dentist. No, fuck, there's no hope of that. No, there's no way. Not a chance.

I could be a dentist for pets maybe, but not for fucking people. If you fuck up a pet's teeth, it doesn't really matter. What? Ricky, it's the same fucking thing, okay? Yeah, you're not gonna get a dog come back saying, you fucked that up, bud. They can't talk, right? No, but their owners can. Their owner might come back and say,

ah, excuse me, my dog's messing his two big fucking incisors. There was nothing wrong with those. No, they were fucked. It was nerve damage. You couldn't see. I mean, you could lie your way to anything with pets. So you realize that they're called veterinarians and they also go to school for eight years, just because it's an animal, doesn't mean... But if you take your dog to a place,

do you actually check their fucking credentials? Most people do, yeah. They make sure they're an actual veterinarian. You think Sam Losko's fucking went to school for that long? Oh, I believe he did. I believe he's got an actual diploma. I mean, I don't know how, because he's clearly not very smart. Do you know who Sam Losko is?

He's a guy that lives around the park. He's a veterinarian. These guys always go to him when they get shot so he can dig bullets out. Oh, that's good. He kind of looks like a caveman and smells like vomit. It's good that he takes the bullets out, though. It does.

It's good. You don't have to go to the hospital. Yeah, but... You've never been shot, have you? No, I have not. No, I haven't. It's not fun. It does hurt a little bit.

He's been shot multiple times. Yeah. Usually by accident, too. I'd say the ass. Up until this year. What happened this year was the most fucked up one ever. But up until then, the ass was the most painful. Yeah, we're not talking about it.

Trinity shot you in the ass. Yeah, and then somebody else shot me this year. Okay, I've got you. Give me a question. I've got to just do it for myself. I've got to get more. Okay, Ricky, this is one you should be able to get. All right.

Very easily. Okay, we all got it. I might even give a lot. I'll give a bunch of answers. Top six answers are on the board. Here's the question. Name a word used when making a toast. Ricky's in first.

It's easy. Bread. Or pain, if you're French. Bread. No, Ricky, name it. It's gotta be number one. Name a word used when making a toast. Yeah, a slice of toast.

I bet it's bread, butter, toaster, knife, and shit you put on top. How many, and power? You said six answers, right? To make... Okay, Ricky, here's the real question. Yes. When making a toast, like, as if you would...

Cheers. ...make a toast at a wedding, what would you say? Well, see, they should fucking make that a little more clear. Ricky's in first again. Which... Well, number one's probably cheers, but I was gonna say cilantro. Is that... Or what is it they say? Everyone's saying it these days? Cilantro.

Cilantro. That's like... Either that or... What does that mean? What's your answer? Give the real one. I'm gonna go with... Cheers. Number one answer on the board. Was cilantro on there too? No, cilantro is not on here, Ricky.

What's number two? Bottoms up. Isn't that more than one word? Yes. That's three words. Okay, that's technically correct. But it's number three, so that's, you know. So it's irrelevant. To your health, here's two.

Skol, not sure what that is, and congrats. Not bad. Ricky, so wait now. We've got one each. We've got three. You're not gonna give him that point. I was gonna say cheers. Well you should have rung your fucking butt. I did ring the fucking butt. You didn't? Yeah, I did.

I would have heard it. I bet you not. I actually got two right there because if we were talking about making a slice of toast, bread would have been number one. So I got both of them number one. Bud. Well, give me two. So we gotta go to a tiebreaker. No, we don't.

Well, it's one each, Ricky. One each, let me see what else. Let's just end it like that, because technically I'm in the lead. Just wait. Now we be the winner. I want to hear some music soon. Bring the fucking party back up. What do we need? Just wait. We need a winner. I want to hear some music soon.

Bring the fucking party back up. Let's get it going, Buzz. What's your answer? Okay, this here one is gonna be the tiebreaker. Everybody check your buzzers, make sure they're working. It's working. What's yours? You're the doorbell.

Yeah. Oh. What's yours? You're the doorbell. Yeah. Okay this is fucking for the record for this week. Bragging rights for the week. Top six answers are on the board. Name something that is harder to do if you have braces. Ricky's in first! Eat. Ricky's in first! Eat. It's close Ricky, but I don't know... I think I might have to give it to him. I was gonna say...

Chew? Ding ding ding! Number one answer on the board. Jordan John wins the fucking whole game. Right there. Smartest guy in the park. Yeah, so now he's fucking tall, handsome, talented, and smart as fuck. No, we can't compete with you, man. Well, the game's in a protest,

because what went on over there with you and Ricky, I don't know, you probably have some side bet going or something. That was bullshit. What side bet? I should have won the cheers one, man. You didn't ring in. I did ring in. No, you rang in first.

It was too late. He was in first. He gave us, then you yelled cheers without ringing in again. I think somebody better watch for you before I rip this fucking microphone off the table and rifle at your fucking head. Who, me? You talking to me? I think so.

Go fuck yourself. Go for it, Ricky. Do it. Well, just see how the rest of the fucking thing goes. What else you got on your page there, Ricky? Uh, not much. Other than, you know, you can cut wood with paper. I saw that on your tube.

On your tube? What was on your tube? This fucking dude took a slice of paper and he cut it into the same circle-ness as a fucking table saw blade. Yeah. Put the fucking thing on instead of the table saw blade,

turned the fucking thing on, and he could cut all kinds of shit with it. Started with paper and then cardboard and then wood. I don't believe that. You can't cut wood. Look it up on your magic box if you don't believe me. I swear to God. It wasn't very thick, but no. Magic box.

Fuck. There's no way, Ricky. He made a circular saw blade out of a piece of paper, and he could cut wood with it. You know what? You don't even have to watch it, but I bet it comes up, because it's true. No, don't believe it. Your tube doesn't fucking lie. Don't believe it. I'm gonna call bullshit.

Everyone, everything on your tube is real, because't believe it. Your tube doesn't fucking lie. Don't believe it, I'm gonna call bullshit. Everyone, everything on your tube is real because it's yours. Not everything on YouTube is real, Ricky. I hate to tell you. It's true. All right. You don't believe everything you see, do you?

No, sir. All right, what are we doing? Are we gonna play, do you wanna see this? It's there though, isn't it? No, I didn't even get to it yet. What a fucking dick. You guys are so fucked. Well, yeah, seeing is believing, so I don't believe that you can actually play music.

Okay, there, he just challenged ya. Well, you don't have to do it now, but, you know, it's... Yeah, no, I think we should, let's get right into it here. It's a good thing I have one of these handy. Oh, decent. What kind of guitar is that now? It's a Gibson acoustic. That is decent. Here, look at this.

I brought out a special little decent microphone that Alex Leibson gave me. Nice, this is no fucking around. Yeah, no messing around with Alex Leibson. Are you comfy? Do you need anything? Okay, you can play. That's fucking good, Ox.

What, did you think he was gonna show up and fucking be bullshitting us? You never know. Cracky. Well, I am delighted to be here, so I think I'll just do a song. Take us out of the trailer park and into the city. What's this called? This is called Every Day With You.

Yeah, you said to. Yeah. You said we should take it slow That's okay cause I wanna know Everything about you girl What's the color in your world? In you I have truly found a love to call my own. You're the one for me. When every day with you is like Sunday morning.

Every time we touch touch I feel brand new I could spend my days like this forever if it meant forever spending every day with you every day

with you Your dream, your wish, your fantasy Whatever you want me to be Said I can't explain how you make me feel It's like a greater secret is revealed Cause in you I have truly found a love to call my own And you're the one for me

Every day with you is like Sunday morning Every time touch, I just feel brand new. I could spend my days like this forever, if it meant forever spent. Little darling, just take a look around I said we're too high to ever come back down Oh, I, oh, I, yeah, yeah Cause in you I have truly found a love to call my own I said you're the one for me

And every day with you is like Sunday morning Every time we touch I just feel brand new I could spend my days like this forever I just feel brand new. Ever spend every day with you Every day with you Yeah Said I won't spend my every day With you, baby Every day with you

That was amazing. Thank you. That was amazing. Every day will you I wish I could sing like that. Oh, shit. I'd stand out in the street and just sing to ladies all day. Yeah, that's... I bet you the ladies dig that song, do they? Yes, they do. No two ways about it. Ricky, you should start... I think I've heard you singing and you've got the... That's not true, Bubz.

Not true. You should start practicing songs like that. I got some songs singing that didn't sound very good. Like that one, Forget and Learn is fucked. Yeah, that one's not great. That's not the greatest song. I gotta admit. It's just that you're maybe too high when you try

to sing, Ricky. That's all. I seem to have that problem right now, too. How high are you right now? Not that bad. Six and a half, maybe. Sheds look good, though. Ten is fucking high. They do, don't they? They do. Oh, my God, Ricky. Here, look into the camera. Look over there.

There you go. It's like nap-a-ton. Is that what you're feeling? Nap-a-ton? Like nap-a-ton. Take a nap. I thought you like nap-a-ton. Is that what you're feeling? Nap-a-ton? No, nap-a-ton. Take a nap. What's a nap-a-ton? I thought you said nap-a-ton. No.

What would that mean? I don't know. Some superhero word. Nap-a-ton. For it shoots you with its finger gun. I've cut a finger again. Nap-a-ton's a superhero who shoots you with his finger gun? That's the first thing that came to my mind.

I don't know. Napaton. Napaton. It's kind of fucked, Ricky, but... Thanks for coming in today. That was fucking awesome. Jordan, John, that was fucking fantastic. Thank you. I can't wait to hear this new record. When's it coming out? It's coming out, a new record's coming out in the fall. Wicked, man. Can't wait to hear this new record. What's it coming out?

It's coming out, a new record's coming out in the fall. Wicked, man. The one I write now is called New Day. Yes, that's right. Get it at jordanjohn.com or on iTunes. I'm gonna get it. All right. Cool.

Never gonna get it, never gonna get it. That's cool. What the fuck is that, man? I don't know. I got carried away. Thought I might do a little singing. You should. Okay, boys, we should go and start getting my birthday party ready, shouldn't we?

I agree. Yeah. Got six boxes of fireworks. We do? Four of them aren't that great, but two of them are pretty fucking big. You're not gonna do that thing with the bottle rocket skin, are you?

No, I'm not. That was fucking painful. It was dumb. Alright, Julian, isn't there something you have to say before we go? Oh yeah, yeah, we forgot about the sponsors. You fucked up again. Nice going, bubs. Notice this thing's working great. I'm gonna get the fucking other parts I need for it.

See those microphones we got? Yeah. Pretty decent. They're from Neat Mikes, Gibson. They're like tube mics or something they call them. They gave us like five of them in boxes. Oh, wow. I just haven't figured out how to work them yet.

They look a lot like the Honey Nut Bee. Oh, from the Honey Nut Cheerios. Yeah, I used to love those fucking things. He wasn't a microphone though, Ricky. He was a bee. Oh, from the Honey Nut Cheerios. Yeah, I used to love those fucking things. He wasn't a microphone though, Ricky. He was a bee. Yeah. All right.

Who's the sponsor? Trillipurtboysmerge.com. It's all that shit you see back there. You don't buy it. And Gibson. Are we selling fucking rubber chickens now? I don't know. No, Ricky, you were doing stuff with that.

Was I? You don't remember. No. No. Oh my god. I'm glad I don't. We got pictures, man. I think people took a video of it.

Great. Donnie definitely took a video of it. You might want to check your tube. I mean, YouTube, not your tube down there. What was he doing on my tube? I mean you tube, not your tube down there. What was he doing on my tube? Nothing, Ricky. I mean the website. All right. And thank you for joining us.

Cheers. We need a better sign off. It's terrible. Just fuck us. I just gotta end it. I gotta go. Napathon. Napathon. Napathon.