Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 6 - Cybersmoke with Snoop Dogg

Episode Date: September 11, 2015

Wake 'n' bake with Snoop Dogg as he joins Ricky, Julian and Bubbles via the world pipe! Snoop and the boys discuss Sweden, Ashley Madison, Deflategate, and how to get a robot high. Snoop also asks Bubbles some tricky questions about nuts!Episode Six is brought to you by Wahlburgers restaurant and bar!

Hey boys, it's the podcast. Is this on now? She's happening. I am fucking excited today, I can't even tell you. I got a new chair, I'm pretty excited about that. I guess I've sort of recovered from my fall from last time. Hey Ricky, move in. So this is for real, you're seriously, we got a crazy guest. Oh, yes, we got the fucking race we do.

I am freaking out. We got a crazy guest on the podcast here today. I didn't prepare anything, because I don't believe you, so. Well, I prepared a lot of joints, Ricky, okay? Because we are getting baked during this fucking podcast. Here, can I dial him up? Can I dial him up? Dial him up, man.

Okay, here she goes. She's ringing. Check him up, man. Okay, here she goes. She's ringing. Check it out, Ricky. Snoop Dogg. No fucking way. Snoop, how you doing? Wake and bake, Baba. Look at that, Ricky.

Snoop Dogg. That's really Snoop Dogg, too. That's not somebody pretending to be him. Rick, Julian, Bubbles, what's happening? What's going on, man? This is crazy. How's it going? How you him. Red, Julian, Bubbles, what's happening? What's going on, man? This is crazy. How's it going? How you doing? I'm good, man. Waking up, man. Waking and faking.

You're down in California, eh? Yeah, sunny California where the grass is green and the crypts are meaner. How long is that joint you're smoking? That thing looks like it's about a 10-incher. No, it's about 11 3-quarters. 11 3-quarters. Oh, man, this is kind of embarrassing. These are only like, what?

We just got regular, regular size joints. Fuck! I didn't think you were actually going to have them. I would have rolled a 6 beeper. That's right here, Julian. Well, it's afternoon for us, but this is about my fifth joint today, so. And it's rainy and shooty here. And what the fuck y'all been up to? We're just, you know, smoking a lot.

We're getting ready, actually. We're going to be going on tour, you know, smoking a lot. We're getting ready, actually. We're going to be going on tour over to Europe. We're going to a bunch

of countries we've never been to in Europe. Name one. Well, Germany. One of them. What's that like? You've been to Germany.

Ah, Germany. They're going to love you. Right on. He's doing it with Germans. We're going to Amsterdam. That's going to love you. Right on. He's doing it with germs. We're going to Amsterdam. That's going to be pretty fucking awesome. The minute y'all get off the plane, get hot. Perfect. That's what we're going to do.

We're going to Norway. What's Norway like? The girls are fucking hot. Yeah? There you go, bubs. You'll be frisky. In Norway, you can have it your way. I'll go, bubs. You'll be frisky. There's no way you can have it your way. I'll have it my way. You're going to get banged, bubs.

I can't wait. I can't wait. Where else are we going, boys? Sweden? What's Sweden like? I don't like Sweden. They like to take you to jail for going to Sweden for having weed in your system. Oh, yeah

I can't fucking go to Sweden pull me out the car. Yeah, so be prepared to go to jail fellas Ricky's great Yeah, my god Ricky. We can't take you to Sweden boys. You said dope was cool. They don't make They gonna make you pee in the cup really give them some blood Get me fucking kidding me. Oh my fuck boy boys. So they're uptight in Sweden then? They're uptight there? Yeah, very uptight. Well, what the fuck are we going to Sweden for? I don't know. That sounds fucked. We're gonna have to be really careful over there.

That's a big fuck up, boys. For all that shit. We got a couple things happening here we wanted to ask you about. What do you think of this whole Ashley Madison fucking thing where all the fellas got caught cheating? They got caught cheating? Did you see that? You know that there's a site called Ashley Madison?

And you sign up if you want to do some banging on the side and all the passwords get leaked and now everybody knows who was on there and people are fucking in trouble. Lucy's acting pretty nervous about that whole thing, so I'm hoping she wasn't on there. Ricky, you can't use a fucking computer, man. She's got nothing to worry about. All right.

Dumbass. That's crazy. I didn't know that part yet. I thought Cheetahs was a TV show. I'm anxious to see this shit. Yeah, it's pretty bad. I guess a lot of guys are getting blown up. And getting blown, too. Yeah, getting that pretty bad. I guess a lot of guys are getting blown up. And getting blown, too.

Yeah, getting that head blown up. I wish I would have known we were going to have a real fucking guest. I would have prepared some shit, man. Well, here. No, I've got shit going here. I have no questions or anything. Here, I got some stuff written down here, boys. Peg milk. Peg milk. Did you hear about this Snoop what's that well let me first ask you let me first ask you this do you enjoy cheese

do you like cheese I love cheese I do too right I love cheese we just read this there's a place now making fucking cheese out of pig milk what the fuck what yeah yeah it's real it's on it's real there's a place making cheese using pig milk so the cheese tastes like we're going to check that cheese right it might be good though might taste a little bit like bacon okay it's not gonna taste likeucking bacon, that porky pig good as a motherfucker. Would you cook porky pig if you could? Hell yeah, I'd put some maple syrup on his ass.

You imagine cooking porky pig? That would be fucked up, wouldn't it? How about your big day? You're fucking mine right now. I know, but, I mean, it would be hilarious to cook them, really. Hell, yeah. Lame broil is out of here. I wonder, has anybody ever made a cartoon of that where they, you know, slice up porky and put them in the pan? Oh, man, that's a kid's show. They're not going to fucking do that.

Oh, yeah, I guess that would be kind of fucked, wouldn't it? Couldn't really have that. Oh, this is in the news there was a big thing topless women are fighting for the right to be topless do you think women should be able to be topless in public they got they got the right to fuck that I'm fighting with them more titties in the city I agree man that's a good call I agree too more titties in the city. That should be it. Titty to titty, city to city.

Here, it's all you, buddy. It's all me? Okay. We can talk about that football. You like football, don't you, Snoop? Yes, sir. What do you think about that deflate grate or the thing where the fucking balls got deflated? Deflateate, Ricky.

I'm mad because the team that he played for, playing against my team in the first week of the season, the motherfucker was suspended for four games. Now they're bringing him back. So now we're going to lose to this motherfucker's back. That's fucked up. That is pretty fucked up. I don't know enough about it,

but the whole thing sounds really fucked to me. Yeah, it is. That is pretty fucked up. I don't know enough about it, but the whole thing sounds really fucked to me. Yeah, it is. He had his balls weighed. Did you ever have your balls weighed, Julian? No, man. No, I didn't. We can weigh them next podcast if you want, though. All right, we'll bring you.

His balls was under the weight limit. Get it? He's saying balls, but he's actually talking about balls. Yeah, we get it you... His balls was under the weight limit. Get it? He's saying balls, but he's actually talking about balls. Yeah, we get it, man. That's what he's doing. I got it. I totally got it. Oh, the artificial intelligence robot.

Did you hear about this thing? What the fuck are you talking about now? There's an artificial intelligence robot that they built, so you can ask it questions and it can think for itself. And the guy says, Do you think robots are going to take over the world? And the robot goes, Well, if I turn into Terminator, I'll just keep you in people zoos.

That's what the robot said. I'm not even joking. The fucking thing's going to be taken over. So because they made a fucking movie about it, it's actually going to happen now because robots are getting smart. That's what, I'm just telling you what the robot said. I can't speak for him.

I can't even wrap my fucking head around that. What that movie, Will Smith was in, I, Robot, where they raved the robots to be nice and they got me and took over the whole world. That's going to happen. Great. That's exactly what's gonna fucking happen. Well, until then, we may as well just get extra high and drink a lot and have fun.

Well, I'm gonna get one of the robots to smoke his motherfucking ass out and get him high and get him onto my spell and make that motherfucker do what I want him to do. That sounds like a good plan. I'm all over that. That would be awesome if they made the robots that you could get them baked. Yeah, I'm sure they could, man.

Maybe you could, you know, lube up their joints with hash oil. Yeah, and get the robots some head, too. I'd get his head where he'd be cyberly blowed up. That'll chill them the fuck out. Exactly. Robots that can get high and you get them hookers. See, we should make a movie about that. Fuck using guns and lasers.

Just get them hookers and get them high. Exactly. Very nice, Ricky. Peaceful. Oh, what about Donald Trump? Donald Trump shooting off the Kareem. He did? Kareem after Trump? Yeah.

Yeah, they've been chirping each other the last couple weeks. Yeah, Kareem, you know, called him a bully or whatever, and Trump came back with a nasty thing, didn't he? Yeah, what did he say? He said... Nobody even likes you or something? Yeah, he said nobody likes you, and you don't know anything about life. That's fucked up. That's really fucked up. Yeah, I mean, nobody likes you and you don't know anything about life. That's fucked up.

That's really fucked up. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure. What's even more fucked up is if they make this motherfucker the president. Yeah, like how's that going to affect you guys down there? Shit, I'm moving over there with y'all. I know, man. Come on up. All right.

Hope everybody votes for Trump. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Come on up. Alright. Hope everybody votes for Trump. Yeah, that'd be awesome. Well Ricky. You're not gonna fuck up the whole country man. Well no, you know what I mean. Just to be cool to party more. Big time. Hey Snoop, we had a couple of people ask questions on the internet. Mm-hmm.

There's a couple of funny ones here we thought we'd ask you. One guy asked, if you could play any superhero who would you pick what's his name Iron Man I didn't know Iron Man had an iron dick that's awesome his whole body that makes sense Iron Man he's got a big hammer on him. Big lead hammer. He must be getting banged a lot. The adventures of Iron Man and his iron dick. I'd go see that.

I would too. You'd go see that, bro? I would go see that. One guy's asking if you've ever played hockey before yes and almost broke my legs i don't even know how to stand on height see i wasn't expecting that answer that was awesome yeah is there video that did you go down like did you fall down yeah it was on my television show fatherhood when i went to visit the Anaheim Ducks when they had won the World Cup.

Oh, yeah. That's awesome. Boys, I'm fucking ready. I was really fucking this up. I'm ready. What about that Halloween party that's coming up in Amsterdam? They're actually going to spray real blood all over everybody at this rave. It's a blood rave.

I don't know if I want to do that. Where's the blood from? I don't know, man. It must be animal blood. It may be some sick monkey blood with HIV, and I ain't going to that shit. No, that sounds fucked up. No, it's not saying. I'm thinking like.

Spray a motherfucker with a batch of sick monkey blood. That's fucked, yeah. I'm not like that's fuck. Yeah, it's I'm not going to that the fuck away from him shooting human boss what they're saying man real fucking blood I'll put my own blood on me. That's it. Why would you fucking do that, Rick? Well, if you got a cut or whatever, you're shot. And you just spray it all over yourself? No, but you fucking got to wipe it on stuff. So I've been covered in my own blood.

It's not a big deal. You're like dancing around doing it, partying? Cut your face sometimes, you don't even realize. It just runs down, you're covered in blood. Anyway, how do we get talking about my own blood? Okay, man, I don't know. Hey, Snoop, it says, If you could speak to your younger self, what advice would you give yourself?

Smoke more weed. Is that possible? I don't know. I was a bad fucker when I was younger. Were you? What's the craziest thing you think you ever did? Were you? What's the craziest thing you think you ever did? Smoke.

We, in London, England, we didn't have no paper. And we took the first page out of the Bible. And we wrote a joint out of that. Because the paper was thin. Right on. You know what? We did the same thing before yeah that's pretty uh yeah we did this it wasn't in london england it was in no it was in like monkton or prince charlottetown prince over at island no i think you asked the first time at the bible we we did yeah we smoked we did that in the vatican didn't we no we didn't do it in the

vatican man we've never been there oh i was really big i was in the church, didn't we? No, we didn't do it in the Vatican, man. We've never been there. Oh, I was really big. I was in the church, though, I think. Well, that's, I mean, if you're going to use a page, you might as well use the first one, where it says, in the beginning. Yeah. In the beginning. In the beginning, there was light.

And we. Yes, sir. Oh, this was awesome. This was pretty awesome. This was awesome, boys. You believe that? Snoop Dogg. What the fuck do you have on my wall? What is that?

Don't be putting shit on my wall. It's Wahlburgers. Wahlburgers. Wahlburgers? Is that Mark Wahlburgers? Yeah, yeah. That's Mark Wahlburgers. Yeah. Where's that at?

Is that good? I don't know, man. People have been saying it's good. I don't know. People saying it's like awesome burgers. I want to try one. There's not one where we live, but you should go try it out and let us know what it's like. So what are they, sponsors?

I'm going to do that. They're what? Are they sponsors? Why the fuck is that on my wall? They just told us to put it up here, man. Well, then fucking give me some burgers. Julian's doing some kind of a grace deal. And we don't know.

There should be fucking burgers here. I'm trying to make some money here, boys. Well, fuck. Julian's doing grace deals. Sponsored by burgers. We don't have fucking burgers. It's a weird name, isn't it? Burger that hangs on a wall?

A wall burger? Oh, I have a question for one of my fans. Yeah. They want to know which one are the best walnuts, peanuts, or these nuts. Boys, he's trying to trick us. I know he is. We're baked right now. I don't know trying to trick us. I know he is. I'm a bit baked right now. I don't know what to fucking say.

I know something's going to happen here. Think this out. Let's think this out because he's trying to trick us. Saying these nuts, I mean, you know, that's a given. He's trying to get you to say you want his nuts in your mouth or something. I know you. Something like that. Walnuts.

I don't know. I don't play walnuts. I like peanuts. I don't know. I don't play walnuts. I like peanuts. I like cashews. I like my nuts. Okay. One more question. Okay.

If we had nuts on the wall, what would they be? Walnuts. Oh, I get it. Walnuts. Just like wall burgers. Just like wall burgers. Walnuts. Oh, I get it. Just like Wahlburgers. Just like Wahlburgers. Walnuts. Okay.

If we had nuts on your chin, what would we do? Chinnuts. No, you'd have my dick in your... Fuck! I knew it was coming, I just didn't know what it was going to be. I knew he was trying to trick me. It wasn't the Nazi one at all. It was the whole...

He got you, man. He fucking got you. Snoop got me. Snoop nailed me. Fuck! Oh, man, I've laid up another one. I had to get you, dog. That was awesome. I was really focusing, too, trying've laid up another one. I had to get you, dog. That was awesome.

I was really focusing, too, trying not to get tricked. And he tricked me. That was excellent. I'm good, Julian. What do you mean you're good? That means you don't want to smoke no more. All right, fuck, hit that shit again, bub. Right on, bubs.

You don't usually smoke this much during this thing. Cyber smoke. Cyber smoke, bud much during these things. Cyber smoke. Cyber smoke, man. This is wicked. Cyber smoke. We got, man. Boys, I don't even know what to say now. You're super fucked, aren't you?

It's awesome. We should get like this for every one of these things. Super fucked. Super fucked. Bob's, come back to us, man. Let's go back to us. You're going to be okay. Just ride it out. Enjoy. Just enjoy, back to us, man. Bob's come back to us. You're gonna be okay. Just ride it out. Enjoy.

Just enjoy, man. Make sure y'all get with me when y'all do that next movie, man. I need a motherfucking role. Quit playing. Absolutely. Damn right. Yeah, you can come hang out anytime with us. Fucking rights. Absolutely. I'm on a roll. I love fucking sweating that. That shit is off the hook.

I'm on a roll with the next fucking movie. Done. Done deal. You heard it here. Deal has been made. I'll write up a contract, man. I'm sending it out. Yeah.

Your contracts are good with Pete. Awesome, man. Thank you. See, boys? Told you to go with the fucking contracts. Decent. All right, well, Snoop, thanks for chatting with us. I still can't believe you pulled this together bubs I'm fucking blown away right now

I know cheers my brother it's the B to the U to the Bubba Lee B to the U to the Bubba Lee we're gonna do a song together we're gonna do a song together yeah we gonna have to yes sir some kind of a real funky you know know something funky. You should Bob's. It'd be awesome More this man You should smoke this much every time. Yeah, I'm going to or man. I'm going to all boys. Look at that chips

They taste so much better now. Try them Oh, boys, look at that, chips. They taste so much better now, try them. Those are decent. Okay, boys. What? I thought we were done. Oh, okay. Are we done?

Boys, you can't go by me. I know, you can't go by me. Can't go by me, I'm back. Well, because we're talking to Snoop, and I think even though we're on the internet. I'm still here. I think him, I know. I know, he's still there.

I'm not fucking going anywhere. He's not going anywhere. Are you fucking kicking me off the internet? I'm trying to kick him off the fucking air. I'm not kicking him off. I thought we were done. I'm still drinking. I'm still smoking. I'm having a great time. I think even though we're on the internet, I think every time Snoop

exhales into the camera, I think I get higher. Is that possible? Cyber high. That's right. You want another that possible okay that's right I'm good please sure it's please no I'm all good what do we got here anything Bob's you man like I thought you would have more prepared I should have brought some shit but I didn't actually think you're gonna pull snoop together this is fucking crazy Wow I pulled it together didn't I I would have rolled about ten more joints much bigger different flavors it would have brought about 10 more beer

oh this is the only other one that was written down skittles or m m's skittles or m m's there's a very deep question man if it's imminent i gotta take it yeah yeah over skittles i'll take him in this penis yeah i agree me too man i don't play skittles? Yeah, over Skittles. I take eminent peanuts. Yeah, I agree. Me too, man. I don't fucking play Skittles. So, Peanuts, back to Peanuts. If there was nuts on the wall, what would they be called? Walnuts.

And if there was nuts on your tune, what would those be called? Bobbs, he knows the answer. We just did that. I couldn What the fuck are you doing? I couldn't remember where I heard the joke from. If you had nuts on your chest, what would they be? Chestnuts. Yeah. Roasting on an open fire.

He's fucking nailing you, Bubs. I thought he was going to say no. I'd be sitting up there and, you know, I don't know. Oh, man. No, but the remix to the song is Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Mouth. Chestnuts roasting on an open mouth. Jack Frost twiddling my hose. See, that should be a Christmas tune, man. That's what people want to listen to at Christmas time.

Jack Frost twiddling my hose. You mean like your ladies or your garden hose or your penis? No, my, well, I meant my hose, like, you know, my bird, but I guess it could have been hose, too. Like if I... Hose. Wow. This is quite a podcast.

This is the highest I've been on one of these things, that's for sure. Why would I smoke the three joints before this had I known that you were actually going to pull Snoop together? Wow, you're doing fine ricky it's already happening snoop where where are you at right now are you at your studio place yeah oh man you should see the place yeah i saw it oh yeah that's pretty badass oh it's unbelievable you just feel like you're in a spaceship. Is it as nice as this? Oh, it's nicer than this, Ricky. This is a shithole. It's not that bad.

It's a shithole. No, look, Ricky, I'm talking. His place is, like, super nice. Way nicer than this. All right, well. I'm going to have you all come over and shit over there. Fuck yeah, that'd be wicked. Oh, this is one.

I missed this one. The Straight Outta Compton movie, which was awesome. What did you think of the straight out of Compton movie, which was awesome What did you what did you think the straight out of Compton movie? Was it awesome? It was one of the best movies I ever seen Great acting direction, right? It was a story that I loved up a part of it and I was You know before I had that much it was an awesome story Then I was, you know, before I had that, it was an awesome story. It was in the Academy of Portland.

I agree. I see it. I agree. You didn't see it? I bought tickets and then I had to fucking fly out, man. Remember? Oh, yeah, no, it's awesome. I got to see that fucking thing. The acting, unbelievable.

Just by, you know, movies are usually 7 or 9 o'clock, and by 7 or 9 o'clock, I've usually got quite a few drinks in me and been smoking all day so I don't really feel like going to the movie theater. Yeah, I know, I hear you. It's alright. We should shoot a little thing called Straight Outta Sunnyvale. That'd be pretty fucking cool. That'd be dope.

That'd be pretty good. Wouldn't it? Can I have a drink, bud? Help yourself, man. Maybe the liquor will level me off. Or maybe it'll make you more fucked up. I hope it does. Maybe I don't need to get leveled off, do I?

No, man, you're doing great. You should have been more prepared. I would have been, but... Yeah? Yeah. Well, what? What? Boss, I can't believe how fucked you are.

This is wicked. I'm no more fucked than you are, Ricky. No, I know, but you don't usually get this fucked, so it's kind of fun to see you. Oh, yeah. Now I know what you're saying. At least you're not falling down on a fucking chair and shit. Shout out to all the people around the world

listening and watching right now. Yes. Shout out to all the people around the world. It's right. You know the people everywhere can hear this, hey, Ricky? All over the world. I don't fucking believe that, but that's what you're telling me, I guess. Yes, no, they can.

Trust me. It's going on the internet. The podcasts, we're casting the pod out it just feels weird that it goes into these things and then comes out wherever that's like I like what's he talking about he's talking about dirty stuff okay Oh, okay. Just put it in and move it around. I got it.

Put it in and move it around. You know what he's talking about, right? I know what he's talking about, Bubz. Right? Bubz, you getting frisky here? It's the liquor, man. No, it's just, you know, I never thought of, you know, saying it that way before.

We should keep drinking and go somewhere tonight. Maybe go look at some ladies. Maybe we should fly down to Los Angeles. Could we do that? Yeah, we could probably do that. We have to do a job and get some money, because I got no fucking money to be buying plane tickets. Well, we could get there, Ricky, I bet.

All right, I'm in. Fuck it. Fly by the seat of my cock. Okay, Julian, I think... Oh, fuck. What, Buzz? I think you need to say something profound. I'm trying, man. You know what?

Ricky, you're pretty fucked over there, too. What is this shit, anyway? There's different... I don't know what we smoked. It could have been weed or it could have been honey oil. Maybe hash or a mixture of all three. Y'all must be talking about what I left y'all. I left some of that super duper

specialistic very calm, just to blow your mind bomb bomb bazi. I do have a bit of that left in the captain's cupboard. And that's where I got this stuff. Oh boy, are you telling me we just smoked Snoop Dogg's most powerful weed?

It's kind of appropriate. Oh, don't tell me that. I'll start freaking out. I need to freak out. It's awesome, man. I can't function like this, Ricky. You don't understand, man. This is the best part of life, right here.

Feeling like this. Best part of life. Talking to Snoop. Best things in life are free. That's right. Best things in life are free the best things in life are free you can tell them all to birds and bees or give me money that's what I want

that's what I want that's what I want that's what I want that's what I want that's what I want yeah that's what I want, yeah. That's what I want.

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo. Right on. That was awesome, Bubs. Yeah, Bubs. That was fucking nice, man. You're in the zone, man. I'm in the zone. The best things in life are free.

You can tell them to the birds and bees. I'll give me money. You go, Bubs. You're good, man. give me money. You go, Bob. Snips in the zone, too. That's what he want. Here, mix me a liquor drink, will ya? Want a liquor drink? Here, I'll just take yours.

Bob, just one sip. Okay, thanks. I'm about to go in the kitchen and make me something i think i'm cooking a little breakfast man right now i was there to eat breakfast yes rice i'm starving these chips aren't cutting it boys we gotta let snoop snoop's a busy guy we gotta let him yes sir he's a busy guy we gotta let him get back to his... Yeah. ...to his staff. This shit's going to be like the Jetsons in a minute. I'm going to be able to send y'all motherfuckers some food and everything over this motherfucking... That would be so fucking cool.

That would be fucking awesome. That would be awesome. We could send some shit down that way. If you could send us some food through a, you know, tube thing right now, what would it be? Probably be a... Some nuts. Some barbecued chicken with some pork and cheese and cornbread and mac and cheese.

Oh, fuck. With a motherfucking bread box. Jesus, that sounds good. It's making my mouth water. Fucking stir. A 12-pack dish. God damn it. Sounds good.

Julian's wondering if you could send him some nuts. No, man, send me a Wahlburger. There's no Wahlburgers over here yet. See? I'm working it boys. We're having a fucking barbecue tonight. Cash. What? We're having a fucking barbecue.

Okay, we're having a barbecue. Let's have a barbecue then. Well if y'all could send me a trailer park tenderoni. Tenderoni. Tenderoni. Tenderoni. Tenderoni. Tenderoni. Tenderoni.

Tenderoni. Tenderoni. Tenderoni. Tenderoni. You know that song, don't you, Tenderoni? No, no, man. No. Tenderoni's a song. Tenderoni. You know that song, don't you, Tenderoni? No, man. Tenderoni's a song. You're fucked, bubs.

I am. I'm not denying it. It's not a song. I'm not denying it. Right out of her. Stop looking at me like that, man. Right out of Sunnyvale. Right out of Sunnyvale.

What's next? Chips. Chips. We gotta say, we gotta let Snoop get going. Yeah, we'll let him go eat his breakfast. We're gonna go have a big fucking barbecue, I guess, because you made me hungry talking about all that barbecue. Fuck.

Let's get the barbecue going. Dip it in that sauce. Dip it in that sauce. Snoop, thank you. Hey, man, thank you. Cheers, man. It's a treat. Yes, sir.

Cheers, man. Yes, sir. Snoop Dogg. Fucking rights. Right there. That was fucking crazy. Yeah. Please, one. Fuck yeah. We will, man. Right there. That was fucking crazy. Yeah. Blaze one.

Fuck yeah. We will, man. All day. Cheers, man. Trailer Park boy. Yeah. Snoop Doggy Doggy Dog. It's just...

Yes, sir. It's Snoop Dogg. It's Snoop Dogg, Ricky. All right, bubs. You know what? You fucking came through. And next week, I'm going to have some shit prepared. I did not fucking think you were actually going to have Snoop Dogg.

I thought you were full of shit. No, I got him. That was a little crazy. I was fucking freaked out. I can't believe. I didn't even know what to say. And I had nothing prepared. I felt like an idiot.

Thank you. Yeah, this was... I can't believe I pulled that off. For fuck's sakes. I got high as fuck. Yeah, I'm never going to get as high as I just was for any more podcasts no more man I'm having a blast

I'm gonna be professional I had a good time but you know you fucking wait till next time I'm gonna be professional what are you talking about I'm gonna be fucking prepared are you gonna have another guest

we got sponsors now I don't know how you're gonna follow us up we have sponsors now we didn't really talk about much of anything for them you know well okay

they're money bags what do we need to do? Just try a Wahlburger, I guess. Oh, Wahlburgers, that's who's sponsoring us? I wish there was fucking some here right now. I'd eat the shit out of them. They probably are delicious. Those guys are pretty famous and rich.

They probably have a really good fucking burger. Yeah. Why do you think just because they're famous and rich, they have a good burger? Because they'd have the time and the money to fucking spend on developing a good fucking burger i bet it's delicious oh it's good man i mean he's got his brother paul making these like i watched the show right at first i thought it was paul he doesn't even do this movie shit at first i thought it was a

dub that he's doing oh i'm not saying they're probably not i'm just wondering why he thinks rich equals you to make a good burger you should should get that wet kind of... Well, I think they have a better chance that if someone would fucking, you know, an EI or whatever the fuck they call it these days, if they were trying to open up a burger joint, it would probably suck, because they'd have no money to really sink into doing some tests and finding a good fucking burger. Jesus Christ, what am I smoking this thing for?

What would you call that burger if you were an EI guy that made burgers? What would it be called? Ditchburger. Ditchburger. Ditchburger. Probably tastes shitty, so I don't know. It might actually be a hit. Anyway, I thought it was a bit of a dumb name,

Burger That Hangs Me Wall. Then I realized that it was those guys. So it's kind of smart, I guess. All right, guys, we can end this now, OK? Because it's their name, you just add the ERS. Ricky, you're sounding really dumb. No, I think it's great. Ricky, at first you didn't know Wallburger meant because it was from the Wahlberg family?

Well, it could have been because the things hang on my wall, which pissed me off, by the way. And I was like, okay, I guess that's the whole thing. It's a burger that hangs on a wall. You see all the signs and it makes you want burgers and you go to the place with that sign. Why? What burgers hang on walls? I didn't get that far because then I found out that it was because of their name. Boys. It's a cool name. We gotta end this thing.

I thought we did. We did. We're still going. We gotta sign off. Alright. Did we talk to Snoop Dogg? Yes, we did. Oh, boys, I'm right out of here. Yeah, you made a fool of yourself. You weren't prepared at all. It wasn't professional. Okay, we're the fuck out of here. I hope you're more prepared next time.

Cheers everybody. Yeah, I'm too fucked up. We gotta shut her down. Signing off. Too fucked up. Barbecue. Cheers. Let's do it. Lots of sauce.

Alright, signing off for real this time. Maple syrup. Signing off! Honey? You don't get to just yell and then we're signed off. I'm one of the fucking hosts, okay? I can fucking sign off. Lots of fresh garlic. Lots. Fried onions.

Fried mushrooms. All right, you guys sign off. I'm gonna fuck out of here. Corn on the cob. We should have some corn on the cob. I'll have corn on the cob with you, Ricky. Oh, Julian's leaving. I'm gonna go fucking start up the barbecue, you dumbass.

Well, we gotta go to the fucking store. We don't have any of this shit that I just listed off. Okay, you go to the store. Who's driving? Because I'm fucking drunk. I'm not driving. I'm baked. Whoa, actually, I'm a lot more drunk than I thought I was. See you, boss. Tenderoni. Tenderoni. I'm gonna go out and walk you.