Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 6 - Hot Dog Pickle Celery Caesar Party

Episode Date: July 4, 2022

Get the liquor and weiners flowing, the Boys are heading into a big party weekend! But will they get invited to Nathan MacKinnon's Stanley Bong party? Also: Ricky's got a f**ked rag doll story that will blow the cock right off your ass!

Hey, look out, Ricky. Oh, yeah, Bubby. Boys. Rock the boat. Hot dog and pickled celery scissors. Right on, bubbly, bubbly boo. Hot dog and pickle celery. Rocking with the lobster, man.

Doing good. You know what? I'm not baked for the first time in a long time. Well, poor you. You lose. But you're dry. I like to, I like to, I got everything. But you're fucking wasted, so it evens out.

Who's wasted? What are we dealing with here? I'm not wasted. I got a good buzz on, man. Some Caesars, huh? These are hot dog pickle celery Caesars with cherry tomatoes. I like it.

These are a new tradition I'm starting. Right here. So look, Ricky, you got your Caesar, right? And if you want, where's your hot dog? Here, take this one, actually. This one was for you. Okay, so it's got, you see your hot dog on a stick? Yeah.

You can either chew on it. Okay. You know, like just get your mouth on it. Alright. And chew on it, or you can pull it right off the fucking stick, drive her in a bun, drive the ketchup to her her and have it as a separate meal. That's kind of confusing, but I like it. No, no, no, I can't drink something that has a fucking wiener sticking out of it, man. It doesn't have, it's not in the liquid.

Yeah, but Buffs. Here, I'll pop that up so you need extra vodka. Whoa, whoa, whoa, Buffs, what the fuck you doing? Did I overflow it? You got my laptop wet, man. Jesus Christ. Well, you gotta give me a warning. Well, you gotta...

It looked like it only was half full to me. You take two. Put it back on the tray. Drink fucking wiener. Yeah! That's disgusting. Happy Canada Day, motherfuckers! And happy Colorado week! Yes.

Way to go, Nate and the boys. Fucking awesome, Nate and the folks. Week-long party so far. Almost. Not quite a week. Stanley Cup. For those of you who don't know. We're gonna go to this party. He's throwing a party, right? Is that happening? I hope he invites us, man.

Well, he said he's... Did you see him on the ice when he was talking after the game? What did he say? Ricky, can you shut that cocksucker up? Man, he's purtying. We're purtying. I fucking like him, man. He's even got a little flag. Get him using.

Nate said... All right, what did he say? They asked him if he was, you know, they said, you've been to a couple of Stanley Cup parties, meaning with Sid the Kid, and they said, are you going to have one? And Nate says, Wyatt was the drunkest guy in the room at two of his, so he better come to mine and be the drunkest guy. So he's going to get wasted.

That was awesome. Yeah. Those two live next to each other, right? Correct. Can we check it out? They've got a really good security system at their place. Do they? Yeah, man.

But here's the thing. You know, when he was on the show with us, he basically said, basically in not so many words, he said, I was, you know, one of the greatest players he's ever played with. He said, Sid. He did. He's talking sid he did he wasn't no he said sid but then somehow he mentioned me and that i was almost of the same caliber when did you play with him i don't remember that i don't remember that he said that okay but when did you remember in the animation

when i got the breakaway that was animated animated, Pops. I know, but... He said that's, you know... He said I was one of the greatest hockey players he's ever seen. Okay, what the cartoon guys did was draw you fucking playing hockey well. No, but they modeled it. I went out and did that for real, and they videoed it, and then copywrote it.

I don't know, man. Copy drew it. That's what they did. They copied it. He basically said I'm one of the greatest he's ever seen. But my point is, because of me, we're probably going to get invited to the party because I'm of that level.

Free booze, right? Yes. Oh, man. All right. Okay. Because of my skills, I think we're going to get invited to Nate's, I was going to say Christmas party, but it's not a Christmas party. It's a Stanley Cup fucking party.

Stanley Cup party. Does this mean that we might be able to drink out of the cup? Oh, if we get to the party, we'll drink out of the cup. You'll be drinking. I'm going to turn it into a bong, just like a Stanley bong. No. You know what? I'm going to mix up the greatest rum and coke drink I've ever made in my life in that fucking cup.

Do you want to drink out of it, though? Like, the stuff people do to it. What do they do to it? Oh, they piss in it and load in it. Really? Yes. I haven't heard of any of that. Yes, they fucking do all kinds.

Guys try to bang people in it. I know it's gotten broken quite a few times, but... Guys try to bang people in it. I know it's gotten broken quite a few times, but... They try to bang people in it? Try to bang people in it. They try to set them in the cop and do the dirty? It has to be pretty tiny. How fucking big is the cop? It's like...

No, it's bigger than that, right? Yeah, we've held the cop. We've touched it. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's about the size of that at the top. No, it's not quite that big. No. The top, the top cop... So what so what so you put like an ass goes down

there yeah and then and then i don't know but that's what they say you could put a cushion in there and set the lucky lady on top of the cushion or the lucky fellow lucky dude whoever whoever's on the cup at the time i know a couple of guys that won the cop that fired it off a fucking roof. They were trying to throw it in the pool and they were drunk. And they threw it down, hit the concrete and dented the cocksucker. So is that, they've got two of them, right?

There's three of them, I think. There's three cops. Yeah, but the one they send around, you're not supposed to put dents in it. No. It's, you know, it's the cop. And they dented the cocksucker. They missed the pool.

I went to fucking four different stores to try to get us some Frenchicles for Canada Day. Couldn't find them. So I just sold out. What? Frenchicles! French... What the fuck is a Frenchicle? It's like a Canada Day thing that everyone needs but can't find. I don't even know what it is.

I don't even know what a French school is. You've never heard of the French school. It's French. You know French is ketchup? Yes. Well, they came out with a popsicle. A ketchup popsicle called the French school. It sounds fucked, and I wanted to try it.

It probably tastes something like this, actually, which is good. Is there like vodka in them, or can you get them with vodka? No, they wouldn't have vodka. See, that would be a good French school. How much fucking vodka is in that? Can you get them with vodka? No, they wouldn't have vodka. That would be a good Frenchicle. How much vodka is in that? Holy fuck! A lot. This is the second bottle. There was a whole one of these in ten of them.

I don't know what the verdict is on the Frenchicle. That's why I wanted to try it and see what we thought of it. We'll just throw these in the fucking ice cube tray, man, freeze them up. Here, look, if you don't want your drink with your hot dog in it, this was the point, Julian. You just take this, you take your hot dog out of your drink. You can throw it in the microwave even. Right?

Microwave dogs. Oh, fuck. There goes the pickle. Okay, no pickle with this one. What a pickle you're in. Watch this, you do what's called a wiener flip. Ooh. See that?

There. Now you got yourself a... No, no, no, no, no, man. Get that fucking thing away from me. You don't want it? Here, have a drink of this, bubs. This is what's for you, bud. Have a good drink.

Have a good drink. Come on. I don't... Take a drink, buddy. Julian, it's touching me. Come on. Julian, I hurt my back. Just open up.

Take a bite. Take a bite. I can't get away from it. Stop leaving until you take a bite. Take a bite. It's touching me. Come on. Julian, I hurt my back. Just open up. Take a bite. Take a bite. I can't get away from it. It's not leaving until you take a bite. Take a bite. It's touching me. Come on. Bite or suck.

Come on, bubs. Take a little taste. You take a fucking taste. Fun with drinks, huh? Yeah, think about the fucking pig hair that's in your drink now. What a Jesus Christ, bubs. Walking over towards you. Jesus Christ, he's hung well. Yep. Well hung. Well hung. Right on. So what are we talking about today? Well, I've got one story that's totally fucked and then I got another story that's kind of boring. I

don't even know why I wrote it down, but I guess we'll start with that. All right. The largest freshwater fish ever caught was caught a week or two ago, I guess. Where at? Over in Cambodia. The Philippines or Cambodia? Freshwater stingray, which I didn't even know was a thing. 661 fucking pounds. What?

Four meters long the cocksucker was. 661 pounds is a big fucking fish. Yeah, he's like 13 feet long. It was a stingray, so he's like fucking, wow, man, that's crazy shit. But here's what blew my cock right off my ass. The previous record was a catfish caught in Thailand. Yes. 646 fucking pounds.

A catfish. Yeah. 646 fucking pounds. A catfish. Yeah. That's fucking insane. Motherfuckers down south, they put their hand in the catfish's mouth and right with the gills, right? Yeah. That's how they catch them? Like, woo! Oh, yeah?

Yeah, man, not with a 600-pounder. One of them's going to eventually get a mutated one with big metal teeth, and it's going to bite his fucking arm off. Fuck, that's a big fish. I hope they put it back, you know, because you'd want it to get even bigger. They curved that thing up into steak's butt. Yeah, fuck. I wonder how old the little fuckers were. 600 pounds.

600 pounds? Unless he was just a fat cocksucker. He was probably 50 or 60. He looked like he was in pretty good shape. He was probably 50 or 60 years old, I would think. I'd say at least. That catfish could have been pushing the hundy. A hundred years old.

Because don't those sturgeon fox, don't they get to be like a hundred years old, I think? I think so. Those are turtles. And even if they're a hundred, you know what? They don't get bad hips or bad knee joints. Why? Because they don't have them. bad hips or bad knee joints. Why? Because they don't have them. Oh, yeah.

Pops. Right? Come on, man. Well, he's not going to get bad knees. Yeah, why would you even say that? It doesn't have fucking knees or hips. That's my point. He might get a bad tail.

He might, I suppose. Bad spine. I suppose a spine could get rickety on him. Gill cancer. Is that a thing? I don't know. In fish? Oh yes. Gil cancer. 100%. Smoking too much. Don't think so man. Gil cancer. Smoking fish cigarettes. All right. What would a brand of fish cigarettes be? Gillies. Gillies, yeah.

Gillies in one. Fins. Scalies. Finn McCool. Not bad. Finn McCools. Scalies. Yeah.

Smoke bubbles. Smoke bubbles. Smoke bubbles. Smoke bubble cigarettes. Absorb them through your... Yeah, man. This chick is lazier than you, man. This one I was reading about. Why am I fucking getting involved? I'm just saying, you don't like to work.

You don't work, right? Okay. You don't... Fair enough. You don't get a job. Well, not true, but okay. I've worked harder than most when you're fucking... This woman here...

Harvesting is a lot of work. Okay, well, she's got like $12 million as this inheritance because her dad croaked. Yeah. But there was one condition. She had to get a fucking job. And do you think she's got the job? No. So instead of getting $12 million, she's like, fuck that.

I'm not going to work. I don't work. She's a stupid fucking idiot then. No kidding, man. $12 million. I would work for 12 million bucks. She's got to contribute something to society. And she can't even do that.

She can't do a fucking thing, man. She's lazy as fuck. She should... No, I can't say that. Now she's living on welfare. Welfare. All she has to do is get a fucking job and she gets 12 million dollars. Yeah, she's living on welfare. Welfare. All she has to do is get a fucking job and she gets $12 million. Yeah, she's fucked.

Wow, she deserves a double whammy. She needs to be scolded. No, you know what she needs to fall in love. That's what she needs to do with somebody that can get her a job or fall off a steep hill. I can't believe you're not tracking her down to go courtin' her. Yeah, man, that could be your fucking retirement savings plan. Just seeing what she's like, you know.

There's just some people you can marry and some people you can't. If you would marry her. Any stats on her? Make her get a job, get her $12 million. And then you would steal from her. And then you would divorce her. Oh, did you just find a picture of why you were acting like that? Yeah, man. Not marrying her. Wasn't a good reaction.

No, I mean, she might have a great personality, but she's a lazy cunt. So she probably doesn't have a good personality. She won't get a fucking job. How's her figure? I'm not gonna bash anybody. I'm just saying, he just did.

You might need some swish for that relationship. All right. Moving on. A training program quite easily. Come to Julian's gym. She's got more problems than that, okay? Which is not a problem for some people. Looks like she got hit with a stick or something.

Well, $12 million, she can do a lot of surgery. Yeah, I don't know. Don't know about that one. Or you could just be normal and love her for who she is. No, she's a stuck cunt. She won't get a job. Fuck her. Double whammy to her.

You won't get a job either. It might be a match made in heaven. Honey, they're not doing good at 25. You won't get a job either it might be a match made in heaven honey you they're not doing good at 25 you won't get a job either so why is she a cop if you offer me 12 million bucks

I'm working full time but overtime get the check then you bail this is speaking of crazy women this person is gotta be near the top of the list okay

we've talked about women marrying weird things and shit before oh no what is okay this woman she was kind of single and lonely and she she wanted someone to dance with, and she was complaining to her mother. So her mother made her a rag doll. And they quickly fell in love. With a rag doll? Yeah. How big was it? It was, you know, pretty life-size.

A life-size rag doll? His name was Marcello, or Marcello. Nice name. Yeah. Handsome fellow. Is he Italian? He's made with italian linens but anyway they fell in love quickly and she got pregnant get the fuck out of town yeah no man there had to have been some load and not load from a fucking rag doll she gave birth to a beautiful four pound rag doll no she didn't. She's a fucking bonkers.

Ricky, where are you finding these fucking stories on The Onion? She didn't want to have the baby at a wedlock, so they got married first in front of 250 people. Then they went to Rio for a honeymoon. I'm sorry, but if I got a fucking wedding invitation, say, hey, come to my daughter's wedding. Her and Marcello the ragdoll are getting married. I'd be like...

You were taking lots of my friends and going. Oh, maybe. No, man. That's the time of the fucking lifetime. My RSVPEL would be, your daughter needs fucking help. No, there. Get the booze going. Oh, that'd be the first wedding I'd be going to.

Me too. I'd love to meet Marcello. And you know they're feeding you free liquor. I mean, if you're going to something like that, there's got to be free booze. Yeah. Right? I don't know. There must be a lot of money involved.

Like, if it was my daughter, I'd be like, okay, she's... But back to her getting pregnant and giving birth to a rag doll. How did that happen? Well, I'm assuming she made the ragdoll and pretended to give birth, but she said that... Or did she put it up somewhere and then... Well, she might have because it was a 35-minute labor and there was a doctor and a nurse present.

She said that the birth was pain-free. Because it was a fucking ragdoll. At least it could move. Well, if it was up inside her, there'd be a little bit of pain. Well, it depends. That's fucked. So are you telling me she stuffed it up there and went to the hospital and said, oh, my God.

No, she gave birth at home. It was a home delivery. Of course it was. It's more like a porn, man. But she did say that her. Yeah, I was basically a porno. Yeah. She said her and Marcello never fight or argue,

and he just understands her. I bet. And he's faithful. And he can eat box like a champ, obviously. I don't know. You have to show the pictures. There's all kinds of pictures of the three of them. It's fucking...

So does Marcello, does he have like a fucking, like a knitted wang or something? I didn't see the wang. That you put a stick in it? I'm assuming he must have a nice wang. Because if she's pretending to fucking have a knitted wang or something? I didn't see the wang. That you put a stick in it? I'm assuming he must have a nice wang. Because if she's pretending to fucking have a baby, she's pretending that she's got a hard cock that's going to go up her.

Maybe it's like Frost the Snowman. The fucker came alive and got her knocked out. No, no, no. That does not happen, man. There's not a fucking chance. It could have been a magic hat. She's probably got one of those, you know. Probably got a fucking air pump in his tank.

You're still on the clock. Wow, that was over with. There's got to be some benefits. She looks happy. She's banging it, obviously, and having a baby. How many kids does she expect to have? Just one so far. She's probably got one of those balloons in the wang

and then an air pump, you know, like on a, you know, night pump shoes. Remember those? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you took one of those little thumb pumps and put it on his tank. And Marcello could be packing some serious heat. Wow. He can be any size he wants. He might have interchangeable wangs.

You know, he might have like an air pressure, one of those air hoses. First, I'm like, okay, this is fucking nuts. But maybe she's happier than all of us. I don't know. Yeah. But my, fuck, there's got to be something not quite right. I'd love to talk to this. You'd look like, why can't we find people like that?

I hope they can find some pictures to put up a picture of them because they look like quite a happy family. Is there pictures of these people? Yes, lots of them. I'm on a mission. I've got to see this. You do. It's not even a nice face. What's it say?

Type in Marcello the rag doll. Woman marries rag doll. Or gets pregnant by rag doll. They could have put a better face. Rag doll. He's put a better face. Ragdoll. He's got a shitty face? Yeah.

And the kid's not great looking either. Well, of course not. He's got bad genetics. Oh, fuck, look, they had the nurse holding the baby. Oh, yeah, yeah. And it looks fucked. This is awesome. Okay, let me see.

Yeah, because you know why it looks fucked? Because they just pulled it out of her vagina. Oh, she's not half bad, though. Crazy as shit. Come on, let's see a picture. Maybe you can move in on Marcello. I'll just burn the motherfucker. What, you just throw Marcello in the fireplace?

Set him on fire and that'll be there to help her at all. That might be. Whoa. Accidentally knock him into the fireplace. Oh, my God. Marcello went up like a torch. Look at this check. Dude, that's Marcello.

Marcello went up like a torch. Is that the one with the cowboy hats? No, man. I'll find them. Let me see these fucking dude-os. Look at his face. He's got a perma-smile. He's got like a little curly-ass face.

Here, I want to see it. Oh, my fuck. Marcello is fucked. There's another one with them. They've all got cowboy hats. He's got a Pierre mustache. But the cowboy hat pictures, they look like they're on vacation,

having a great time. Saint of Vows. Holy fuck. Everybody's sitting around with smiles on their face watching it. What the fuck are we doing? Give me some more mushrooms. Well, everybody's sitting around with smiles on their face watching it. What the fuck are we doing? Give me some more mushrooms. Well, everybody's sitting around.

There's some mushrooms. You know there. Mary and Marcello. The ragdoll. How do you get 250 people to go to that wedding? They're just all fascinated by how fun it is. It must have been free booze or something. Free food, free booze, free drugs.

Who the fuck is this? You get a two-minute ride on Marcello. Okay, there's the picture. She actually took the mustache off Marcello for their vacation in Rio. Oh, she shaved him. Oh, can I see him without his mustache? I'd like to see him. She's fucking batshit crazy, man.

See? No mustache. Or a boogie. Oh, my God. The little guy's got a full head of hair. He was born with the exact same hair as Marcello. It's like the father, man. Oh, my God. Greatest fucking thing ever.

I love it. I want to meet them. Imagine, you know. We should see if they want to be guests. Imagine you're on vacation at a resort and you go down to the breakfast buffet and Marcello's down there with the baby. They probably wouldn't eat a lot, would they? No. Oh, there's Marcello on the beach in his bathing suit.

Oh, let me see that one. Look, let me see. Some tan there, son. He's all fucking greased up. He doesn't want his fine Italian linens to burn. You took the story to a whole new level. I didn't know about the beach. She didn't want his

fine Italian linens to get scorched in the sun. Oh my God. He might fade, right? He's very white. He's very pale. He needs sunscreen. He's in the fucking pool with them. They're a little lifesaver. So he can swim and everything. Fuck yeah, man. Oh yeah. He's very active. He's very active in the community. Look at him. I guess he's got to stay in shape somehow. Well, I don't know, man.

I would love to. I wonder, could we get them on here, boys? They'd be great. They'd be great guests. Translators. It'd be worth flying them over,

wouldn't it? I wonder if Marcello has... I wonder if he speaks English. No, Ricky. He doesn't speak anything. He's a fucking rag doll. All right. Oh, I'd love to have him sitting right here.

Holy fuck. Start punching him in the face. And even... What would happen? It's a fucking doll. She would go insane because you're beating up her husband. So if Julian kills her husband and she kills Julian, does it cancel out? No.

She's a murderer. I'm a fucking toy destroyer. Julian destroyed some private property under a thousand bucks. That's all that is. She's a murderer. Yeah, Julian gets charged with misdemeanor damage to a toy. So I saw this headline and I had to check it out. Six strange uses for semen other than making babies.

Any guesses? I didn't Google shit. I was just looking up. All I searched was weird shit. Search and blow facts. All right, give it to us. I didn't know this one. Invisible ink.

What about it? That's what they used in the war. Yeah, man. Low. Operatives. Is that what they're called? Yeah. They'd paint their little words with their load.

Or they were just fucking. And then they would look at it with what? I must put something on it that makes. You know, I think you'd put it over a candle, right? Burn it a bit? Luminol. They put luminol on it like they do at murder scenes. You can do the same thing with a lemon. You don't need to look. I bet you're right. Black light

or luminol, you're probably right. Luminol. That's murder scenes. If you watch the first 48, that's what they do. They also use it for paintings. Yeah. There was one artist that painted, like, fucking 30 paintings. He had a show at an art show. He said it took 40 ejaculations for one painting.

So if he did 30 paintings... What do you mean he painted with load? Like, what? Clouds? Well, he might have colorized it. He probably added some dye to it. I'm guessing it wasn't fucking 30 white paintings, but... Oh, look what the other one is.

Red suckers. It says like a chemically kind of weird... They make red suckers with load. Well, it's actually, that is one of them. It's a cooking ingredient. Jesus. There's entire cookbooks on it. Foods, drinks, cocktails. Oh, it's actually, that is one of them. It's a cooking ingredient. Jesus. There's an entire cookbook on it.

Foods, drinks, cocktails. Oh, my fuck. It says the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Complex and dynamic. Would you agree, Julian? Shut the fuck up, man. I don't know.

Would you drink a load of cocktail? No, man. No, I would not. What if it was super healthy for you? No. What if it was super healthy for you? No. What if it was like muscle milk?

It is full of protein and shit, so you get that right. But no, man. I'm not eating it. This is an interesting one. It says it's a female antidepressant. It was a 2002 study. Women who come into regular contact with semen were less likely to be depressed. It's an antidepressant for guys to give them the load.

It has mood-altering hormones. I find that hard to believe. Oh, man. Let's do a test. It also can be used as a firefighting tool. If you've got enough of it. They did a thing where they found that herring sperm doesn't burn, so they made flame.

I've got to be careful with this word. Flame retardant? Yes, retardant. Material. All right. It's one of those words that you've got to be careful with. Oh, load will put out a fire if you have enough of it. If you had a load cannon hooked up to a 500-gallon load.

Okay, but he was saying it was herring load, so it's fish load, right? Well, that's what they did the thing with, but they think it might work with human blood. Who's jacking off those fish? So if you cover your whole shirt with your own load, you might not set on fire. You can try and experiment later. We should try that with you, bubs.

It's also a skincare product. It's got an antioxidant called spermine. I knew that, because Randy uses it. They could have changed the name. He was using that in high school. Remember he had a lot of acne? That's what it says. It can reduce wrinkles, smoothen your skin,

even help with acne. Yeah. Loadface. You can actually get it done at some spas, but it's... That's why they were calling it Randy Loadface in grade six. Lodi's Smoothface. Lodi's Smoothface. in great sex. Loady smooth face. Loady smooth face. Boys, I'm falling asleep.

Standing up, sitting up. I can't feel my tongue. What is... It's not a load sucker, man. If you can't feel your tongue, you might want to stop eating the dollar store. This isn't...

That's from the dollar store.. This isn't, there's not, Rick. That's from the dollar store. Let's see who got the borns on the old Canada Day. Henry Indiana Jones. Oh, that's a fictional character. Sidney Pollack? Yeah. He was good, man.

What the fuck is this? He was born on Canada Day, was he? Uh, yeah. Debbie Harry? Oh, from Blondie. Yeah. What a love, and it was a gasp. This is kind of cool.

So I found out how the heart of glass. Dan Aykroyd. Fucking good dude. Didn't know that. Born on Canada Day. In Ottawa. And he's Canadian. He's the most Canadian motherfucker we know, probably.

Dan Aykroyd. Diana Spencer. We went out to dinner with Dan, eh? Yes, we did. And I spilled a big bottle of wine or something all over the place? Yeah, you were wasted. Holy fuck. That was a messy night.

We were out with his Patron fellas. Remember? No. Pamela Anderson messy night. We were out with his Patron fellas, remember? No. Pamela Anderson, Julian. Yeah! Get out your Playboy. Why? You might want to look at it later.

Have a little celebration. Oh, it's her birthday, is it? Sure is. Happy birthday, Pam. You might want to, you know, do some... put on some face cream. Uh-huh. Missy Elliott?

Missy Elliott, yeah. Liv Tyler? Yeah. All right. Lots of fucking... No, no, I guess we can listen to some Blondie. Yes. Crank some Blondie, Julian.

No, we should crank some Tragically Hip. Yeah, that would be a good idea, too. Fuck Blondie on Canada Day. Yeah, good call. Listen to Blondie on... Let's listen to some Tragically Hip. Lie for it. What hip song do you want to listen to?

Don't know, man. I'm trying to get it going here. I just thought of something I don't know about. Tragically Hip. That's a tough call. What's... Maybe we'll watch... Good Dan Aykroyd movie.

Okay. And Pamela Lee Anderson. You know what I haven't seen in a long time? What? Spies Like Us. Ooh, I haven't seen that either. And Paul McCartney has the theme song. So, that's good.

Did you go and see him? No. Fuck! I couldn't. Couldn't do it. What are you doing? You zoned out, man. Yeah, I don't know what's going on, man.

It's that fucking semen sucker. It's chemicals, man. What the fuck are you listening to, man? It's a fucking ad, man. Oh, that plane crashed. You know where your mute button is at all? Nope. Jesus Christ. I was going to suggest that song. Good choice. You know where your mute button is at all? Nope. Jesus Christ.

I was going to suggest that song. Good choice. I know, man. Bing, bing, bing. Woo-hoo! All right, so this is it, boys. Happy Canada, everybody out there. Happy fucking Canada Day.

Cheers, boys. Congrats again, Nate and the boys. Good fucking win. Good win to the boys. Bring the fucking cup back to Sunnyvale Throw some tragically heavy getting hammered That's what I'm doing for the rest of the night Sundown on the fair

Stop the prairies Nice pups I got a bus coming from this What's the chance of that happening? Let's just wait until Gord's done. Nice, man. I miss Gord. I miss him, too.

Cheers to Gord. Well, Jesus.