Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 6 - Muscle TV

Episode Date: July 1, 2024

Guess who's been stealing Amazon Prime? And no, it's not f**kin' Ricky! The Boys discuss the ugliest dog in the world, dinner with Elon Musk, and get into some serious cock talk! Also: Let's raise $3k to get Bubbles... 19 Paul McCartney tattoos?!?

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. How's your head? Whose head? Yours. What happened to my head? Whose head? Yours. What happened to my head? Did I bonk it?

You said you swapped heads with someone in the middle of the night. Yeah, well, what the fuck was going on there? I swapped heads. Did I say that? Fidger lived heavily. I think it was. No, I was talking about the movie Get Out, Ricky. You know, where they're doing the brain transplants.

Get Out? What's in Get Out? Get Out. It was the, you know. No, I don't know. Crazy horror movie. The horror movie. It's a horror movie where the.

A horror movie. Horror. Horror. All right, so what happens in this movie? You don't remember Get Out? I have no idea. Jesus Christ, you guys are fucked? You don't remember? No, man. Get Out? I have no idea. Jesus Christ, you guys are fucked.

I thought Get Out was like, no, that's not a Disney film. Get Out, there's a black fella. Yeah. Has a white girlfriend, and she takes him up to the country for the weekend to meet the parents and everything. And there's a big, they're all, you know, but as soon as he gets there, everything's weird. Okay. They're all, you know, but as soon as he gets there, everything's weird. Okay.

And he finds out they're all these old rich white people that are harvesting young black men to transplant their brains and live in their bodies. And this was like a big film? Yes, it was fucking huge. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Was it Eddie Murphy in it? No, it's not a comedy, Ricky. Martin Lawrence? It's actually directed by the fella from the comedy, though. You know, the thing in the U.S.

The fella from the comedy. Key and Peele. You know Key and Peele in the U.S.? Sketch comedy show. Two fellas. Well, one of them directed it, and it's a big movie. Huge horror movie. It won awards.

I don't know, six years? What's it called? Get Calm? Get Out. Get Out. Get Calm? How many drugs have you had already? Just a little bit.

Just, okay, the movie. Get Out, you gotta see it. It's a fucking crazy movie, yeah. I'm doing it. It's a stupid name. Okay, no, I don't, I don't. And good acting, that black fella. He's the main guy. He's a fucking good actor, no, I don't Good acting, that black fella He's the main guy, he's a good actor

Don't recognize anybody You don't know that movie? I've never heard of it See what awards it won I'm sure it won something big Let me get a fucking trailer going here I saw the movie Get Off You're just gonna watch the whole trailer, are you?

Yeah, I am. Just a second. This is important. She saw it. We're just going to pause here, folks. One second. Just a second. Watch the movie trailer that you guys can't see.

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. They get... Okay, no. No. Who the fuck... Okay. I'm telling you, you get baked and watch that. It'll scare the nuts off you.

I'm baked right now. That's why I'm watching this. Oh. I'm getting into it. Why are you not scared of this, man? I'm surprised because Trinity loves horror movies and she's never mentioned this one. Exactly.

Well, I'm just telling you. All right, I'm going to check out... Google what awards it won. What's it on? And then we're going to start the broadcast. What's it on? Amazon Prime. Amazon, eh?

Which I've been successfully stealing for the past three months. How are you doing that? Not telling. Can you, well... Bob, why wouldn't you tell me? You don't want Amazon Prime. There's no muscle movies on there. We can get everybody in the park on fucking Amazon, man.

All right, when I get Muscle TV, I'll let you know. Muscle TV. Then you'll be excited. What? Is that a thing? It should be. Fuck off. With the host right there.

Hi, welcome to Muscle TV. I'm your host, Julian. Today I'm gonna talk about my deltoids. I'm your host, Julian. Today I'm going to talk about my deltoids. Where are they located, Julian? Back there, man. He knows where all the muscles are. All right, I don't know what the fuck awards it got. Why don't we just move on, man?

I don't give a fuck. Please. You're the one that fucking... I don't care anymore, man. Good movie. The movie Get Off was pretty good, too. Get Off, that's a good one. More awards.

No, it's called Getting Off. Pornos. It's kind of soft porn, bubs. No such thing. So you'll be happy to know that they crowned the ugliest dog in the world again? Good. That same one with the big gnarly tooth? No, this one's called Wild Thang.

Wild Thang? He's a fucking weird fucking dog. He's an eight-year-old Pekingese. Wild Thang? Thang. T-H-A-N-G. That's what you tried. Remember, you tried to get your nickname going as Wild Thang.

No, I didn't. Grade seven. Wild Thang. He's what? He's an eight-year-old Pekingese, and he had a disease, canine distemper. So his teeth didn't grow in. His tongue hangs out the whole time.

I don't even know what this means. Jesus, he's fucking ugly. His front leg paddles 24-7. What does that mean? Oh, he's got jimmy legs. He's got a jimmy leg that just does this. You know what? He doesn't look that bad, actually.

See, now, if I was going to own a dog, that's the cocksucker I'd own. No, it's a different one. No, but the other guy. The ugly one. He looks like he's wearing a wig. He just looks like he's fucking... No, but see, that's the kind of dog I'd want if I had a dog. That's not ugly, he's kinda cute, man. He looks like he's as high as fuck. He's adorable. Look at that guy.

I don't know. I'm on the fence. No, I like him. No teeth, big tongue. I think he's good, man. I'm on the fence. No, I like him. No teeth, big tongue. I think he just looks stoned, man. Yeah, he looks fucked. He could be. The hair is just something else. He's just like a half rock.

He's got rock hair. He was in Poison. No, he kind of looks like Sebastian Bach. Weird little fucking banged up. You guys look like Sebastian Bach. Send that to him. Okay, are we going to start this? Yeah, get her going.

Say hi. Hey, what's going on, Park After Dark? Let's go. Oh, that was short. All right. Short and succinct. You know what, Bob? Succinct?

Is that a word? All right. Short and sweet. You know what, Bob? Succinct? It's fucking, if you were to get a tattoo of one of your favorite artists, man, music artists, which one would it be? Well, I don't like tattoos, but if I was forced to get one, who would I get as a singer? Paul McCartney. I'd be tempted to. I'd like to have Red Sovine on there too Red Sovine okay you gotta pick

one or the other you know why I would just pick Paul over John yeah well I might pick John um where's this going man

I mean how cool would it be to have Tattoo from Fantasy Island on there too remember the little fella Tattoo you could say

hey check out my tattoo and there's tattoos. Yeah, but he's not a musical artist, man. He was. Hervé Villachez. Okay, all right. He might work then.

He could sing like a motherfucker. I didn't know this, man, but a woman, she set a Guinness World Record with 18 tattoos of Madonna. Yeah, I saw that. That's it, man.

18. That's not a lot. That's not much. She's in the Guinness Book of Records, man. That's a lot of tattoos of one person. But, man, she's a record holder, man. If I get a tattoo, it's going to be a tattoo of me getting a tattoo. See, I like that.

That's kind of trippy, man. You should get one then. Right on your back. Anyway, imagine that Paul McCartney. You had like, all you need is 19 and you're famous. How much would that cost, first of all? 19. Oh, fuck.

Thousands of dollars. Three grand. No, you can get them. Oh, yeah. I got three grand kicking around to fucking blow on that. No, no, no. Or you could just go to jail for the weekend. We can talk to fucking Ernie.

Oh, yeah. I bet you they'd be just photorealistic, too, coming out fucking done with a fucking guitar string. You know what? These portraits aren't bad. They're a little cartoony, but not bad. They're kind of all right, but it's fucking insane, though, actually. Remember when you were fucking saying you were going to get your cock tattooed on your cock? No. Did I?

We had to physically stop you from going into the place. You were laughing so hard. What possesses a man to do something like that? Drugs. Oh. You're just like,

you were high as a kite and you just... A cock and a cock. You just had it in your head that you wanted your cock tattooed up the side of your cock. And was I gonna switch colors or anything?

No, you just wanted to see it grow when you started, you know. Just wanted to see what it looked like. And you were going to get the Last Supper tattooed on there. No recollection. That was a fuck night. Anyway, Paul McCartney, let's do it, man. Get in the records.

We're going to have a little debate. All right. Fucking love him. Man is married to a woman. She's having trouble getting pregnant. Okay. She has a twin sister. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Man and twin sister decide to get it on. You fucked the sister? Yeah. The twin. To get her pregnant. Okay. So that him and his wife could have a baby.

Without discussing it with his wife. Well, oh, he didn't mention it to his wife. Was there booze involved? That seems to be the catch there. So she's a little upset. So she wasn't in on it. No. And he said, well, she's a twin.

So he's like, well, it's the same fucking lady part. She's like, no, it's my sister that you fucked. But you know what? When he wanted, and he did knock her up. Oh, yeah. He just wanted to bang her, man. So the sister's like, well, we did this for you. You can have the baby.

It's a bit of a fucking weird one. I don't know how I feel about it. No, that's not, we can't do that. But he just wanted to bang his sister-in-law. That's what happened. He's like, I wonder if she's the same as my wife. They look the same, but are they the same? And he probably said, I was pretending it was you, honey.

It looks just like you. That's right. I even, yeah. I was pretending it was you, honey. It looks just like you. That's right. Yeah. I was even calling her Sally or whatever. So should she stay or should she go? Oh, I'm guessing she's going to say no to you. You're not going to bounce back after that, man. You've got to get out of that relationship.

So you get out and fucking never speak to either one of them again? No, you stick with the one you knocked up. You know, man it up. Okay. Man up, man. Take care of your kid. I mean it's not probably that big of a switch for him. No, for him it's easy. For her, it's fucking a nightmare. Terrible. Yeah, he got the better end of the short stick. Unless it turns out that sisters aren't at all alike. And the new one here is just fucking awful. Wildcat. She could be a wildcat.

Or she could be like, cut the grass and, you know, all that stuff. Cut the grass? How'd he go from banging to cutting grass? Well, that's what I mean. He thinks he's going in for a non-stop bang-a-renoed. Non-stop bang-erino, and it turns into no-no. That was a one-time deal. What are we talking about? I don't know, man.

It's like a soap opera. Yeah. What else you got on there, Ricky? You know what? There wasn't a lot of really exciting headlines this week. The world's shortest commercial flight. You might be interested in that. I bet you it's two minutes.

It's actually under two minutes. From the Scottish island of Westray to Papa Westray. Wow. Minute and a half flight. 747. Yeah. No, it's a mini plane, like a half flight. 747. Yeah. No, it's a mini plane, like a little plane. Yeah.

It's a little puddle jumper, those things. It's either that or you take a ferry over very, very rough waters. So most people opt for the two-minute flight. What type of plane does it say? It's a world record, so I don't know. It doesn't say the type of air it is, Bob. I saw a picture of it, but I don't know the name of it. All right, that's it. It's a...

What the fuck is this? What is it? I mean, you could put, like, maybe... I can't see that fucking picture. Let me zoom up here. Let me see it. Air Safari. Oh, yeah.

A little puddle jumper, man. That's a beach craft. That's a beach craft. That was a beach craft. Stick him with flight dock. Did you know you're not supposed to say cockpit anymore? Bull fucking shit. No. Why? Because it's got cock in it.

Well, it just refers to male-dominated... Oh, God, the world's fucking crazy, man. Flight deck. You've got to say flight deck now. The flight deck. Where did the word cockpit come from? There's basically... Is it just a pit full of cocks?

Yeah, you're basically sitting in a pit with fucking three or four fellas. You're going to create a cockpit. That's not where it came from. Yeah, it is. Isn't a cockpit on an F1 car, too? It is now. So what are you going to call that? That's just a cock den.

It's still a cock. There's still cock in it. You've got to get rid of the cock from what the world's saying. Yeah. World's fucking nuts, man. Cockpit. Where did the word cock... Non-genitalia pit.

What about bird pit? Bird pit would work. Lady birds? That's ambidextrous. Bird is... Remember Big Bird? He was fucked, wasn't he? He was totally fucked.

What was his deal? He was fucked. So was Oscar. Why hasn't fucked. What was his deal? He was fucked. So was Oscar. Why hasn't anybody, like, killed that thing and eaten him? Big Bird. Yeah, man. He can fight. Imagine the drumstick on him.

He can fight like a motherfucker. Big Bird. Was he a chicken? Cock Swain. What kind of fucking bird was he? I'm looking up cockpit at the moment. Stop talking to him. He was down in the cock.

Rabbit was surprised. Yeah, so you Googled cock, did you? And you're just getting drawn into the pictures? Cock, an old English term for small... Big bird of chicken, Ricky. Cock. He was a mix, I think, between a chicken and an ostrich. It's a small boat.

That's what cock means. Yeah. Which means servant. A cock. It's a small boat. That's what cock means. Yeah. Which means servant. A cockswain is a boat servant. A cockswain. What the fuck am I looking at? Okay, no, it is a cockpit. You want to be my cockswain?

A cockpit. Where the cockswain sat being called. Oh, where it sat. Where the cockswain sat was called the cockpit. Do you want to see my cock swaying? But it did refer to a man, did it? No. No.

It means small boat. So what the fuck is everybody getting bent into shape for? Like, fuck off, everyone. What's a small boat? A cock swaying. A cock is a small boat, man. It means, Jesus fucking Christ, just say it. A swing. How's a small boat in your pants? It's an English term for a small boat, man. It means, Jesus fucking Christ, just say it. Swain, an English term.

How's that small boat in your pants? It's an English term for a small boat. Cock. And swain is a servant. So they call the guy. It doesn't say a swain is male or female, correct? No, man. So then it's fucked.

Yeah, I think we should. There wasn't too many fucking. We're bringing cockpit back. Yeah, but there wasn't probably many female cast back then. Justin Timberlake could write a song about it. They used to... No, they didn't... I'm bringing Cockpit back.

It was bad luck to have a woman on a boat back then, though, right? What? Bad luck to have your mother on a boat. I know that. It's good luck to have your mother on the boat. Everybody... Bad luck, who cares? There's a lot of distractions.

A lot of banging. Your mother stormed the beach in Normandy. Your mother, she set up shop. It's rat infested. On a boat. Your mother set up a booth on Normandy Beach. That's bad, man. Jesus Christ.

Set up a booth. That's not good, man. She had all the costumes. All right, good thing. You know what? These people that are fucking working at airports on the phone or whatever,

you know, getting yelled at all day, you know what I mean? Customer service people and shit. Call centers. Call centers, yeah, exactly. A company created an AI voice filter that turns angry screams into calm speech.

Like, how fucking great would that be? You're just screaming at her in the phone. And the other end is just going, it's a nice little chat. And you're like, okay, we'll figure this out. So you're going, listen, you stupid cocksucker, I want my fucking ticket refunded. And they're hearing, I would really enjoy

to have my ticket refunded, sir. See, that would even piss the cousin off. Oh my god, I'd be even more annoyed if they were talking to me calm. I think, you know what? It's probably a bad idea because I bet you people would end up, like, looking for them. I'm going to fucking dive through that. But does the person that's yelling the obscenities hear what the voice is saying? No.

That's a good question. So he doesn't even know he's being censored. He doesn't even know. They should come up with a fucking AI thing for us, so when we're calling into customer service, we can understand the fucking people. Because a lot of times, it's a little dicey. It's a little dicey.

I know, you get mad. Holy fuck, I saw a Scottish guy on the thing there talking about making wine. He must talk for five minutes. Not a single fucking word out of his mouth, I understood. Yeah, I know, man. And he's talking English.

Yeah, I know. He's just Scottish as fuck. Some of those Scottish accents are pretty thick. They're fucking crazy accents, man. Whoo! Well, that's good news for people that are in that industry. That is. Isn't that something?

That's fucking something else. We should have a party for them. This guy's as dumb as fuck. All right? You got a guy. His cheating husband is suing Apple for accidentally exposing infidelity to his wife. So this motherfucker's off, like, calling up every, like, hooker or whatever, saying, hey, baby, you know, I want to get some shit going and text them and stuff.

He's dumb. This guy's dumb. And he has a bit of money because he ended up divorcing. She took $6.3 million. So buddy's got some money. He didn't realize that his phone was hooked, linked basically to his laptop. His iPad and his desktop. Everything.

As it is. She went on the message thing on his iPad and was like, holy fuck. Dirty talks about him on the RAM. Do you know how many fucking people that's happened to? A lot. Yep. Millions. This guy lost 6.3 million because he's dumb.

Yeah. Yeah. So basically, buddy, if you're out there watching this, you're fucking stupid. He's not watching this. He might be. How can he sue Apple for... He's not going to win. They got, like, fucking unlimited amount of cash.

Buddy, you're not going to win. No. Just take your 6.3 loss and go marry a hooker. Fuck. You got a problem with hookers? I don't have a problem with anybody. They're called sex workers. I know, just stupid people that lose a lot of money.

Like, that's a lot. Man, I would be devastated. I wouldn't do something like that. He crossed the Tharlap before he was pulling out his small little boat and shoving it into different oceans. That's right, man. Pulled out his fucking Gump Worsley and showed it to everybody.

And what the fuck is going on with people? Like, why would someone build a bike that's 25 feet tall? I saw that. That's fucked. Somebody with very long legs. But there's like 59 foot chain or something on the goddamn thing. Yeah, you're asking for trouble, man. You've followed 25 feet.

You've got to be going, like, forget how many kilometers an hour or miles per hour so you don't tip over. It's pretty quick. Yeah. Like, that's a fucking good clip. I'm not getting on a 25-foot bike like this thing. This thing's fucked. I mean, he's got to have all his buddies with him. It's a bicycle?

It's a bicycle. If you wipe out on that, you're fucking, you're going to die. He's got to have a team of his friends that are probably sitting around going, Jesus, Harry wants to go get on his fucking bike, go to the park. Let me see it. Hey, look. See, he's got his bike. He's got, like, people...

Holy fuck, that's his bike? He's got a stupid little yellow hat on his head. What a dick. He's gotta do 15 to 20 kilometers an hour on that fucking bike. Good luck. Holy fuck, that does not look stable. No, man. You're gonna to kill somebody. Well, yourself probably, but.

I thought the pedals were down at the bottom and he just had fucking really long legs. No, man, he's got gills and shit. This looks like a bike that's made out of scaffolding, man. I mean, I think, you know, if you're going to do that, build that and ride that around, you have to be a nurse. You're a dick. I think this guy, okay, buddy, with the bike, you've got the biggest dickhead of 2024 award coming at you.

Hope you fucking heard this. Not yet. We can't end that out yet. It's only June. I don't know, man. This guy's, I think he's definitely a contestant. Woo! All right, yeah. I mean, this is a story and this has happened to Ricky many times at the pond over there. So this guy's—

It's not true. It is true. Fake news. So Buddy's passed out, basically doing the starfish in the pond, right? And I think it's actually the ocean. It's just there. People were watching him for hours, and he's still there. I'm not sure why nobody went in to fucking grab the guy.

They were calling out to him. He wasn't answering. He wasn't answering. He wasn't answering. Like, dive in and save the fucker. Or bring the body back to shore, right? Anyway, they call the police. They get out there. They fucking shake him.

Buddy wakes up. He was just fucking wasted. Passed out. Having a nap. Passed out, having a... Floating in the fucking water. Floating away, man. How didn't he sink?

He must have been pretty salty or something. Must be salty. Ricky, you know how fucking salty it would have to be to make you buoyant? I can float on my back. Not when you're unconscious. Why not? Well, because you're not doing your floaties. You know what, man?

You gotta, you know, you gotta work at floating. You get into, you know, medication. What medication? It's a thing, isn't it? You medicate? You medicate for what? To float? Meditate? Yeah, that's the same thing.

Well, I don't know if meditating's gonna help you float. Oh, ask fucking Doug Henning. You ask Doug Henning if it helps. Why you phone Doug Henning out? What do you mean he's floating? He was, did you ever see him do his yoga flying? No, man. You've never seen Doug Henning go shooting down the fucking thing with his legs like that?

And he's just doing that and he's basically floating. He's hovering. He was like the first hoverer. Never saw that, man. Is that his name? You've seen a lot of things I haven't seen. I saw that on the Muppet Show. Big guy with the mustache?

Big long hair? Yeah. That's his name. Doug Henning. I either saw him on Phil Donahue or the Muppet Show. Or both. He was on the Muppets. He was definitely on the Muppets.

I'd like to meet the Muppets. You know what pisses me off? I'd like to meet the Muppets. You know what pisses me off? What pisses me off, a woman sues company for paying her to do nothing for 20 years. And she's getting uptight about it. She what? She wasn't getting paid for 20 years, man.

She wasn't getting paid? She was, no, she worked for fucking Orange, the company, cell company. Anyway, they bought out the company she was working. This woman had like, she was paralyzed, bit in the side of her face and shit, you know, working the phones. And the company were like, we don't know what to do with you, so we're just going to pay you.

So after 20 years, she's put up a stink, which is fucked. So she did get paid or she didn't get paid? She was getting paid to do nothing. What the fuck's the problem? What's she doing them for? What's she suing them for? You should have had me lifting boxes? I don't know what the fuck she's suing them for, man.

She just felt like she was doing it. I've been sitting on my ass for 20 years and I'm suing you because you should have had me in the stock room. Yeah. Either that or she's really smart. She's going to go after the big fucking payday and then she's going to quit. I don't like people that do that.

What's wrong with them? Well, it's greasy. Well, grease is what fucking makes the world go around and around. Grease is the word. Grease is the word, man. Grease is the motion.

Grease is the way we are feeling. It's fucking June the 28th already. What the fuck? How? No, how that's possible. The years have over. Summers have done. So we got a crazy long weekend coming up.

Canada Day. Oh, fuck. Are you serious? I am serious. Next week. What day is today? We're going to be in fucking Buffalo. Is today the 28th?

It is. We are leaving right after this for Buffalo. We're going to Buffalo today. Correct. Fuck, I forgot all about that. Neckle City Comic Con, right? Yes, sir. Alright. We're going to be there tonight in Buffalo? Correct. We've been to Buffalo before, right?

Yes, we have been to Buffalo. Is Buffalo fun? I can't remember. It's fucking Niagara Falls, man. Ah. It's fun. Oh, yeah. I had a good time in Buffalo. I wish it's fucking Niagara Falls, man. Ah. It's fun. Oh, yeah. I had a good time in Buffalo. I wish it was fucking football season, but oh, wow. Maybe there's some kind of a game we could go to. Don't they have a big volleyball team?

Buffalo. Buffalo Smackers or something? I don't know what they're... The Smackdown. The Buffalo Smackdown. Volleyball. Yeah. Women's?

Yeah. Okay. See if anybody cool got born until June 28th. Gilda Radner. I fucking loved her. I did too. She's been fucking dead since 89. Wow.

Yeah, she died years ago. Fuck. She was funny. Gilda Radner. John M. Lounge. Do you know him? Who? He was an engineer and astronaut. John M. Lounge. Do you know him? Who? He was an engineer and astronaut.

John M. Lounge. Oh, yes. Lounge. Johnny M., they called him. Kathy Bates from the Motel Chain. What? Motel Chain. Isn't that who that is?

No, Ricky. Kathy Bates is an actress. Oh, yeah. She was in that. She was fantastic. That's fucking one of the... Misery. Misery, yeah. The fucking.... That's fucking one of the... Misery. Misery, yeah.

The fucking... Oh, she's one of the best actresses I think there's ever been. John Elway, fucking fantastic quarterback. Yeah. John Cusack, he's a funny fucker. You met him? I did meet John Cusack. You kissed him, didn't you?

Doesn't he do coffee... I didn't kiss him. Oh. Somebody told me he does coffee enemas or something. He shoots coffee up his ass. To himself or other people? I think he has a little... Stand?

Assistant that does it for him, maybe. Right in the arse. All right, keep it going. What's the point of putting coffee up your arse? Wakes you up, man. Fucking wakes you up like you would not believe. Doesn't stain your teeth. The best part of waking up is drilling coffee up my arse. Wake you up, man. Fucking wakes you up like you would not believe. Doesn't stain your teeth.

That's right. The best part of waking up is drilling coffee up my arse. That should be their slogan. That should be the slogan, man. Elon Musk. Elon Musk. He's got an awful stink to him. You like him or not? Yes or no?

No, I don't like him anymore. A lot of people don't like him. No, he's a... I thought I liked him when he started out because he seemed like he was, you know... Now he's just an arsehole. Say, buddy, spend that money. Let's see you spend that money. Get a house or something.

If he invited you out for dinner, would you go? No. Fuck yeah. You would go out to dinner with Elon Musk? In a second. Would you hit on him? No, man. Why would you go out with him?

Trying to steal everything that's fucking on his body. Trying to steal his car, his wallet. Cock? No, man. Why would you go out with him? Trying to steal everything that's fucking on his body. His car, his wallet. Anything, man. Credit card. Done. All right. Elon Musk. Let's go pack. Get the fuck to the airport. Okay, if you're in Buffalo and watching this, go down and see us tomorrow at the thing. Where is it? We're going to be there tonight. Correct. at the thing. Where is it? We're going to be there tonight? Correct. We're leaving today.

We're leaving in like an hour. Okay. Come down to the thing. Just Google it. Buffalo City Comic Con. Find out where it's at. Get fucked down there. We'll sign up your shit.

And hopefully we'll get into the country. And bring some drugs. See? No. We're not getting in there. Well, I'm not taking drugs with me, which sucks. Bring Ricky some drugs.