Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 6 - Rat Fried Rice

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

Cat ball racing! Pineapple sammiches and fried rocks! Hissing sloths! What in the actual f**k is going on in Sunnyvale Correctional Centre today?! Also: Find out why Bubbles' middle name is 'Goal'!

. Smells pretty good, man, that drink. Well, yeah. It's like a, what is it, grape? I put some grapes in there, yeah. Is that a wine cooler or is that like a rum or vodka? I don't drink wine coolers. I'm just saying, man, you never know with you, man.

Getting into the fucking wine. So it's vodka, grape? Vodka soda with grapes. That sounds delicious. That sounds pretty good. Giving it to me for good behavior. I get a treat. Well, you could have got a fucking cup more for me.

A couple grams of hash, maybe? Did you ever try to get us some hash in here, man? They gave me one fucking liquor drink. That's all I get. But I'm... No hash. Not sharing. All right. Well, I think I figured out a way.

You know how they've got, like, cockfights and shit? Yeah. And, I mean, that's cruel to the fucking animals, right? You don't want to see that. Very. You get in trouble. But I was thinking, Bubz, there's this motherfucker that invented this thing chickens

Free-range chickens. Yeah, so they don't get like Hawks and shit. Don't come down and grab them. Mm-hmm It's this fucking thing Roam around and he's fucking the chicken ball. It's a chicken ball and they eat the exact same ball for a chicken But I was thinking, check this out. I mean, we could even maybe do this in here. If we got a bunch of your cats, throw them in these fucking balls, right? No.

Don't know this, Sid? They hear me out. We could build a track with rails on the side, and we could have cat fucking races in these things. Money. Bet money. Win money. Lose money.

We win money. It's a win-win. I will test one kitty in one to see Money. Bet money. Win money. Lose money. We win money. It's a win-win. I will test one kitty in one to see if he enjoys it. I bet a kitty might fit through those holes. No, not the big ones, man. I mean, if the chicken

can fit in there, the cat can fit in there. And I'm thinking there's lots of hawks and fucking eagles around lately. I bet you probably don't even know how many fucking cats

you've lost. I don't lose cats to hawks. You don't at all, man. You say they're gone. Why don't you just pick up the whole fucking ball with your talents? Yeah, like that's easier. Then you just got to fucking peck through it. You got a checking case to carry them in.

Back to the nest and then you just... Okay, well, fuck saving cats from eagles and shit, okay? I'm talking about races. Cat races. Cat ball races. Cat ball races. Cat ball races. The fucking cannonball cat run. I'll test one kitty and one ball to see if he enjoys it.

I'll know immediately. You've got to build one of these balls. I don't think this guy's fucking selling them yet. I don't know. We've got to look into it. I'll build a cat ball. Then we could do a commercial. Look at these fucking dickheads here to do a cat ball. Then we could do a commercial, get these fucking dickheads here to do a little commercial.

We'll have like the cat ball run, man. First in. Not a horrible idea. I know, man. We need to see if the kiddies enjoy it. No cats were harmed during this race. We can even throw that up, man. I like it.

Thanks, guys. Did you hear about your buddy buddy Conor McGregor? What the fuck happened to him? He, uh, they had a publicity stunt at the NBA final game. This was a couple weeks ago now. I didn't hear about it. Okay. And he fucking, he was supposed to punch the mascot.

Mm-hmm. But he punched him so fucking hard that the mascot had to go to the hospital. Yes! What a horrible publicity stunt. Those fucking masks, they're annoying, man. He deserved a problem. I mean, you gotta think

that something bad's gonna come out of that. Jesus Christ. Well, he's got the stuff in his shit. I mean, he must have hit him pretty hard. I think he had, like,

a boxing glove on, but it didn't matter. Just fucking... I don't think he had a boxing glove on, man. He just fucking destroyed him. Is there video of it? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. It was the NBA Finals, man. It was fucking millions of eyeballs. That is wicked. Yeah. It was the NBA Finals, man. It was fucking millions of eyeballs. That is wicked. Is he going to get sued now? Is Buddy like saying, oh, I hurt myself? I got a concussion?

Oh, he'll get sued for sure. He's going to get sued. He's fucking, he's got the money to do all that though, right? He can hit people. He's lucky. Not everybody can hit somebody and knock them out and get away with it. This is one of the most fucked up things I've ever heard. This Belgian dude, David Bert... Berton?

He said his family's ignoring him, not giving him enough attention. He wasn't getting invited to family barbecues and shit. So he's like, I'll fucking show them. Fakes his own death. So everyone's mourning his loss. Fucking upset. Shows up at his fucking funeral in a helicopter. He's like, just joking.

Welcome to my funeral, everybody. That is awesome. What a fucking thing to do. He even told his daughter. His daughter's posting, like, you know, rest in peace, daddy. The world is awful. Why did this have to happen? Jesus fucking.

He's a jokester, that guy, huh? No. That's just fucking PTSD. If one of my favorite members did that, I would never fucking talk to happen. Jesus. He's a jokester, that guy. No, that's just fucking PTSD. If one of my favorite members did that, I would never fucking talk to him. Did someone beat the shit out of him? Tell me that. Did anybody beat him? I don't think. He deserves a good beating. He said it sort of worked.

He showed up in a helicopter. Yeah. At his own funeral. It would be kind of nice to see who would go and who's crying and shit, though, I guess, right? He said it did bring his family back together again. He said he would never do it again. He regretted it, especially hurting his daughter. Well, no one's going to Peter Cried Wolf.

Did you ever hear that book, Ricky? Peter Cried Wolf? Peter Cried Wolf? What's the name of the book? Never Cry Wolf. Oh, Never Cry Wolf. The Boy Who Cried Wolf. The Boy Who Cried Wolf.

Is his name Peter? No. Oh, fuck. He might be. Who's Peter? Peter Pan. No, it might have Is his name Peter? No. Oh, fuck. He might be. Who's Peter? Peter Pan. No, it might have been Peter. Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater.

I thought it was Peter Cried Wolf. I thought it was Peter. I think it might have been Peter, but it wasn't Peter Cried Wolf as a name. Peter Cried Wolf is not the name of the story. I'll tell you that much. Okay, well, the fucking guy named Peter who cried wolf. You heard about that. He fucked up.

I mean, Buddy's not going to get away with that twice. Well, no. Why would he do it again? Because he's a funny guy, obviously. I mean, if he did it again, that would be seriously fucked up. He'd have to take it up a notch. He'd have to find, like, a mangled body. He'd have to find somebody and mangle them up or throw them in a ditch

or bury them or something. Decomposed. Did you hear about the Illinois woman? She was on a treadmill. She fucked up and she fell down. She was hanging on to the rails and trying to get her balance again and it fucking ripped her pants right off.

Awesome. Oh, I saw the video. The video, that's fucking funny. Yeah, she fell down on the treadmill and the treadmill just shot her pants right off. Like naked? Yeah. Did she have underwear on? No. she had skimpy underwear i think oh did she yeah wow pretty funny that would be funny man that would be funny the fuck the dude has something here to talk about oh yeah you hear about the fucking lady

she was climbing mount Everest, right? And she was in her 50s. I don't know what she looks like. But anyway, she was in good shape. She was getting up there. She was about 500 yards from the summit. Yeah. Heart condition.

She's there fucking, something happened or she couldn't breathe. So she kind of passed out. These other dudes come cruising up. They're like fuck what's this chick doing lying here sleeping they resuscitated her and uh she was in bad shape so there's the one of the stripper dudes yeah he's like okay you know what i'll carry you down the mountain for 10 grand because i'm on my way up i gotta i'm with these other people but i will help you out for 10 grand because I'm on my way up. I'm with these other people, but I will help you out for 10 grand.

So the other guy's like, yeah, fucking throw her on her, help throw the fucking lady on her back, his back. Gets to the bottom. She's like, fuck you. I'm not paying you. I didn't agree to this. They're like, well, you want to just leave you up there fucking dead? She said, well, I didn't agree with it, so I'm not paying you.

So who's in the wrong here? Well, that's what you would have done. Yeah, oh, you're fucking right, sir. With 10 grand, are you kidding me? If somebody saved her life, I think it's worth 10 grand. It's worth more than that. Holy fuck. Yeah, but if you're a little bit greedy.

Oh, yeah. She played it pretty hard. Yeah, it was a Julian move. Did she actually say, fuck you, and give him the finger? Yeah. Wow. I'm not sure what language. I'm not sure if it was English or whatever, but it was a definite.

Could have been a double whammy. That's fucked. I don't know, man. Why the fuck do you want to climb a goddamn mountain anyway? I don't get it. Just, oh, I got to the top. Look at me go. Just to be able to say you did it yesterday. Maybe the view.

Okay, so for the rest of your life, you're sitting around, you go get a coffee somewhere. Hey, bud, nice day. Guess what? I climbed the fucking Mount Everest. Awesome. Good for you. Yeah. Fuck off. You're dumb. They get an accelerating feeling. Would you want to do it?

No. The fuck's wrong with people, man? I don't get an accelerating feeling walking up a hill. Do you get an accelerating feeling when you accomplish a goal? Sometimes. Depends on what the goal is. Have you ever had a goal? I hope so.

Have you? Me! Name a goal that you've had a goal? I hope so. Have you? Me! Name a goal that you've had in your entire life. My fucking middle name's goal. Every day I have goals. Let's hear some goals you've accomplished. Right now my goal is to fucking suck that liquor drink down and get a buzz on it. You're halfway there, man.

That's my goal right now. It's not going to happen because you need a lot more than one, and I fucking know it. No, I don't. Not. No, I don't. Not in here, I don't. Is that why you drink it through a straw? You get more drunk? No, because it was just in the game. Well, maybe you should go up to the upstairs part of the jail there.

Higher altitude will get you drunk, eh? That's not a goal, bud. That's just what you're drinking. It's a goal. My goal is to get rich this year and retire. That is the kind of goal I'm talking about. I'm on the same fucking path as you. You've had the same fucking goal for...

Well, guess what? Have I given up? No. You should. You should. Because it ain't working. Well, you know what? Take a look around, Bob. We're in jail. Okay, all right, listen.

For now. But the thing about this, what is the old saying Gretzky said, and I live by it? You can't teach a rubber check in new tricks. No, no, no, no, no. You know what it is. Don't let the old man in. No, that's a good one. You can't score if you don't shoot. That's right. So I'm shooting, man. Every fucking day I'm shooting. Shooting what? In your pants?

I, uh, sometimes, yeah. Shooting loads. All I'm saying is you need golds, Bob. So that's your goal, to shoot a load in your pants every day? No, and if it was, I would accomplish it every fucking day. And I usually do. Just with your mind, you can just blow one, can you? Hmm.

He's probably doing it right now. Done. Goal accomplished. My leg shouldn't be touching yours. I know that. Well, that's what did it. That was the final yeah. All right.

We're in jail, buddy. I turned you on, did I? Jesus Christ. You guys want to hear about some strange snacks? Some of these are... Oh, do I? A strange snack? All right. A strange snack. Sign right. Strange snack.

Sign me up. Number one. Pineapple sandwich. I've never heard of it before. Southern U.S. Toasted? Just two pieces of bread, some mayonnaise, and canned pineapple rings. I bet you that would be...

I bet you that would be tasty. No, man. No. No, no, no, no. I'm going to go make a fucking pineapple sandwich. I have to try it. The mayo kind of threw me off. You know what's fucking good?

No, mayonnaise on a pineapple would be nice. Fuck pineapples. Bacon on toast with peanut butter. Did you ever hear of that one? No, I haven't had an Elvis sandwich. I've talked to a few of them. An Elvis sandwich? His wasn't toasted.

Elvis loved a toasted sandwich. All right, well, he's smart. How about tuna eyeballs? It's a thing in Japan. Steamed with garlic or soy and lemon. Or fried or braised. Ooh, and I bet you they pop, too, when you bite them. Tuna.

Tuna eyeballs. Great big fucking tuna eyeballs. How big are tuna eyeballs? Okay. Not that. Jesus Christ, not that big. A tuna's fucking massive, man. You think his fucking eyes are that big?

All right, a tuna. Boys A tuna's fucking massive, man. You think his fucking eyes are that big? All right, a tuna? Boys. That's a big fucking eye. I've worked on the fucking, on the water. There's tunas that are like fucking... What a delicious snack. Boys, I'm saying a tuna's eyeball's got to be, it's got to be like the size of a softball.

You might be right. Maybe they're baby fucking tuna. I don't know. Okay, but I'm saying a big fucking tuna's eyeball, it's got to be like the size of a softball. You might be right. Maybe they're baby fucking tuna. I don't know. Okay, but I'm saying a big fucking tuna's massive, man. You get like 70 grand for them. You can also get small tunas. They come in small as well. Yeah.

Every tuna's not fucking gigantic. They're called babies. No. Eat baby tuna eyes, man. Go for it. It's fucking sick, man. How about fried tarantula? A what? Fried tarantula. I've had a fried tarantula. Yeah's fucking sick. How about fried tarantula? A what?

Fried tarantula. Fried tarantula. Yeah. Bullshit. Cambodia. I have. When? Cambodia.

Deep fried. 1967. Vietnam. Fucking gross. I was in the nom. Candied crabs. Japan. What?

Little baby crabs covered in melted sugar. Oh, I've seen those. Claws, eyeballs, all of it. sugar. Oh, I've seen those. Claws, eyeballs, all of it. Everything. You just sell them like potato chips. They're like little soft. Are they cooked though?

No. What? No little crabs. What the? Who does that? The Japanese. Some people in Japan, man, they eat some fucked up shit. Oh, in China they eat scorpions on sticks.

You can buy a stick and it's got like, fuck, I'm not joking. Scorpion sticks. Are we missing something? Salo in the Ukraine is raw. Who? Raw pork belly fat. Salo. Oh, see, I could eat that.

Raw. What? Well, no, you want to sear it a little bit. Pork belly. Pork belly's delicious. It's just pork fat. There's no meat, just fat. That's got to be great for you, man.

Oh, yeah, really healthy. It's very good for your heart. You know what? Your mama used to eat that every day. Did she? Yes, she did. Right on. Chicken butt.

Chicken butt. Chicken butts in Taiwan. Chicken butts, like anals. Yeah. You see a food cart and it says chicken anus. Yeah. Okay. I hate those.

All right. It's just a little puckered ring. Okay, so you're like, what do they look like? They come out in a bowl. It's a skewer. It's like fruit loops. It's a skewer. I have a picture of fruit loops that are kind of like.

I don't think it's just the ring. Yeah, it is. They're just like little puckered fruit loops? Like skewer. Yeah, like skewer. I would picture fruit loops that are kind of like. I don't think it's just the ring. Yeah, it is. They're just like little pocket fruit loops. That's what they're like. I think it's like the ass cheeks. The whole ass. I don't know.

Chickens don't have ass cheeks. Why don't they? They got asses. When have you ever seen a chicken with ass cheeks? Anything that's outside the anal is the ass cheek. Doesn't matter what it looks like. Some people are born with ass. Ass filet?

Filet of ass? Filet of ass does not sound exactly delicious. Or you can go to China and order some fried pebbles. Rocks? Small river pebbles fried with garlic, chili, and other spices. Oh, who doesn't love a nice bowl of rocks? Wouldn't you suck on them for a while? Yeah, you don't eat them, I guess.

Oh, I'm ever full. Fucking ate a whole bowl of rocks. Jesus, I can't wait to have a shit. Where are they fucking doing that? That's in China. Fucking Jesus, man. Who the fuck eats rocks? You know what?

We got to go to China and investigate the shit they're fucking eating and say why. Imagine if we could start selling, you know, rock snacks. We'd be rich. There's a lot of rocks around. So back. That's what I mean. Put some seasoning on. You just suck on them.

Wouldn't cost you anything. You know what? Sour rocks. Like sour suckers. Yeah. Or soothers. What, you just suck the sourness off? Suck the sour right off the rock, man.

Your mama does. Jesus. That's sour something else. She'll suck the sour off anything. Jesus. You know what? I hoped she would. If I knew her, I'd hope she's doing that.

You hope? Okay. Guess it's better than her not having any fun. What other snacks do we have? That's all I got, man. Guess it's better than her not having any fun. What other snacks do we have? That's all I got, man. I'm sorry. Well, we could... Oh, here's a tasty snack for you.

Where is this from? This is fucking gross. Oh, China. What the fuck's going on over there, man? What the fuck is that? This kid was in the cafeteria. He ordered some rice and some duck rice. What the fuck is it?

Like, number one, that's disgusting. Duck what? Rice. Duck rice is delicious. It's not chicken fried rice. Chicken. No, it's duck fried rice. Well, that's not that weird, is it?

No. People eat fucking duck everywhere, man. Tell me, what do you think that is? That's a duck wiener. I don't fucking know. That's not a duck wiener, bubs. Look closer. It's a piece of duck.

That's not a piece of, boys, that's a fucking rat head. Oh, rat head. You guys can't see a fucking rat head in the rice? That's not duck rice. That's what, that's, so the kid. That's rat fried rice. Pulled back his poor fucking vomit, was saying, excuse me, there's a fucking rat head in my rice. But it doesn't, they said.

That's a grain of rice there, So how fucking small is that rat head? It's pretty small, man. That doesn't matter. That's not pretty. It's big there. What is it, a microscopic rat? Oh, man, it's fucking a big, I don't know. It's a fucking rat head.

It's a micro rat. Anyway, they're like, no. Do they serve rat fried rice, or is it a mistake? They were like, no, this is a duck. This is a duck head. This is a duck wearing a rat mask. It doesn't have a beak or a billow. This is a duck wearing a rat mask.

Ducks don't have teeth like fangs. All ducks have teeth. I've been bit by a duck. I've been bit by a duck with teeth. He grabbed me right by the fucking inside of my leg. What were you doing? I was down at the fucking pond hauling shopping carts and a cocksucker grabbed me. It was a duck or a...

Maybe it was his cart. One of those Canadian geese. They're fuckers. It was a big fucking duck. Tell me something. Do you allow them to punch one of those Canadian geese in the face? No. Oh.

What happens if you do? No, Ricky, you can't punch a goose. What happens? If you punch a goose, his fucking head will come off. All right, but what kind of trouble can you get into? If one's attacking you, you fucking punch it, yes. His head's only this big. They're fucking vicious.

They're fucking big and they're vicious, man. They fucking take you out, man. What happens if you knock one out and got caught? Are we talking like a big vine or... Why are you knocking out geese? Because I might have to. For what? You getting money for it?

No, man. They've been coming up my trailer, man. They're coming down from the fucking pond and they're shitting all over the front deck part of my trailer, man. I forgot about telling you guys about this, but... You know what the best thing to do is punch one and see what happens. All right, so I'm just saying,

it's like those... Don't punch or kill it. But, you know. Don't be punching geese. Am I going to get those, like, PETA after me? Just give them one of those... Yes. Stay the fuck away from my trailer punches,

not like a fucking death punch. Okay, let's try that one. Maybe give them a backhand. Or a slap, yeah. Maybe not. Goose slap. Fucking... Goose slap. Fucking. Goose slap them.

A lot of people think they're great, but they're fucking savage. They're fucking nightmares. They're little shit beasts. All right, change the subject. They shit a lot, too. Big shits. No kidding, man. Like human size.

Well, not really that big. It turns white. Yeah, they got one hole that everything comes out of. It's just like a... I was going to do a mother joke, but it didn't seem appropriate. There's one hole that everything

goes in. Oh, no, there's not. No, way more. There's multiples. Oh, way more. There's multiples. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Multiple points of entry. All right, we're done.

Are we finished? No. I'm done. Okay. A man loses his job for taking six-hour toilet breaks at work. Six hours? Six hours. Six hours.

He must be sleeping. Fuck, he must have had his laptop in the shed or watching Netflix. In the period of 10 days, he took a total of 22 bathroom breaks, which lasted between 47 minutes to six hours. He had to be napping. No, man.

He was trying to take a dump. The guy had six hours after that. And this is how he's going to become rich. He's trying to take a dump. The guy had to fucking... For six hours? After an hour, he'd give up. And this is how he's going to become rich. He's going to sue them and say, all right, time me. I'm going to try to squeeze this out. It's going to take me six hours.

Man, that is fucked. Six hours. Fucker. There's something wrong. Okay, he had some surgery. Something went wrong. Okay, it's a... You know what it was? Anal rectal issue.

I guarantee you what it was. He ate a fucking bowl of rocks. Yep. He's one of the rock eaters. Fucking rat head in the rice. Yeah, he's one of the rock eaters. And probably ate a scorpion or no, a spider. Tarantula.

Tarantula. Tarantula. Yeah. Apparently he can't eat their abanon because it's full of poop. Do you guys know that a sloth is the only mammal that does not fucking fart? No. That's throwing that out there, man. How do they know?

They know. They studied them. Who did that experiment? There's people getting paid, and people are, they're getting money. Who goes looking for that? Let's go try to find animals that don't fart. I believe that, because you ever smelled sloth breath? No. They got fart breath. When have ever smelled sloth breath? Nope.

They got fart breath. When have you smelled sloths? I've been face to face with a couple sloths. Do they burp? Yes, I have. Do they burp? They must. They have to have a way to get rid of gas or they fucking explode.

I was down in Costa Rica. Is that a thing? Do sloths explode? And what happened? I was out in Costa Rica. Is that a thing? Do sloths explode? And what happened? I was out in the jungle. When the fuck were you there? I was... Do you dream this?

Yeah, man. I was in the jungles of Costa Rica one time on a zip line. And the thing jumped the cable. And I came off and went down into the jungle. And I hit a tree. And there was a sloth right there. And he went like this. He went...

He hissed at me. He hissed? So a sloth hissed? No, but it was slower, though. It wouldn't be like... No, it was like... Can you look that up? A sloth hiss sound?

I want to hear one. You want to hear a sloth, do you? And I believe he said something to me in English. I... Some type of a warning. He definitely cannot talk to us. I'm thinking that's probably not what really happened. That was probably E.T. He uttered some type of a warning.

I can't remember what it was. But I remember thinking this guy's not fucking around. Sloths don't look like E.T. Yes, they do. Think about it. No, they don't. No, they don't. E.T. fucking had a big, long, fucking head. E.T. doesn't look like E.T. Yes, they do. Think about it. No, they don't. No, they don't. E.T. fucking had a big, long, fucking head.

E.T. doesn't look like anything. No, just the face. No. Jesus Christ. I'm going to get some pictures to compare. I hope you proved me wrong, but I don't see that happening. Sloth. All right.

Sloth hiss. Sloth fart. Hissing sloth. Hiss. Hissing. Really? Yeah. This is a thing. Seeissing sloth. Hissing sloth. Hissing. Really?

Yeah. See? This is the thing. See that? Sloth hissing. Two-toed sloth gets mad at me. What does a sloth say? What do you want to listen to, man?

What is this? I just want to hear a fucking sloth hiss. Just a second, man. Is that too much to ask? He's a sloth. Yeah. I don't want to hear people talking. What the fuck?

Do I know what this video is? Do I need to fast forward it? Watch, he's going to get mad. See? How the fuck does that look like E.T.? I heard it. I think he heard it. I heard him heard it. He did not.

All right, this is lame. Oh, that's a... It's not a hiss, that's a growl, man. No, it's a hiss. That's a growl, man. No, it's a hiss. That's a growl. It's a borderline hiss. That's a hiss growl. All right, we're done with the sloth.

Cheap little motherfucker, isn't he? He doesn't look like he, whoa. Oh, that was a hiss. That was a sloth hiss. Somebody fucking, don't touch my hair, motherfucker. Don't touch my fucking slow moving body. You know what? This is the fastest moving sloth I've ever seen in my life, though.

Sloths are faster than anything. Yeah, he's not a full sloth. He's only part sloth. He's half sloth, half monkey. He's a monkey sloth. Hisser. That's his nickname? So did the monkey a monkey sloth. Hesser. That's his nickname? So did the monkey bang the sloth

or did the sloth bang the monkey? They 69ed. That's a weird one. Yeah. Have we been doing this podcast for whatever the fuck it is? I don't know. For hours?

I'm not sure. Or the edibles are out, like... Yeah, fully kicked in. Sorry we didn't give you any, but you guys are on edibles. Well, you got the drink, we got the edibles. You got the drink? Exactly. You got the drink and we got the edibles. We split yours in half, so thank you for that.

All right, I gotta go. I got money to make. I'm taking a nap, I'm going to get into bedables. Bedables. All right, try to get another one of those, man. Boys, this could be a new product. Bedables. Edibles you take to go to bed.

They have those. They have them. Are they called bedables? No, that's a good name. You're going to say goodbye? You didn't even say hi to everybody. Keep thinking. Keep thinking.

Make it your goal to somehow become rich. Hey, the Flintstones, they could eat Fredibles. Bernie could eat Burnibles. Burnicles. A cowboy can eat Cowables. Isn't this a fun game? See you, boys.

Did you say bye to the people? No. You didn't say hi to people. I'm in jail. I don't give a fuck. Don't eat too many. you wind up gettables. Fuck off! All right. You wind up gettables.

Another park after dark comes to an end. How you feeling? You know what? Geddy Lee should put out gettables. Yeah, that's a good one. Rush branded edibles. Gettables. They're very gettable. Easy to get. I think there was something more than liquor in that cup. Say goodbye. Are we done? I guess.

Good night, everyone. Good night. Teksting av Nicolai Winther Thank you.