Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 6 - Space Junk

Episode Date: July 5, 2021

Ricky, Bubbles and Randy are in the middle of a looong weekend of drinking! They take time out to discuss moving to Disneyland, Kentucky redneck raves, and how twins work. Also: Find out why NAYSA has a problem with astronauts' underpants!

Thanks for the drink Bubbles, this is awesome. I'm... It's just a drink Randy. I don't know if I can do this. I'm so fucking hungover from Canada Day. Well, we didn't really celebrate Canada Day. It was a weird one this year. I mean, Julian's in jail. There's a bunch of other shit going on that kind of makes you not want to celebrate it.

Not happy about Canada Day. I didn't get wasted because it was Canada Day. I got wasted because it was a long weekend. Well, that's the only reason you get drunk anyway, Ricky. It's not really a long weekend for you. Every week's a weekend. Every day of the year's a weekend for you. You don't work.

You didn't get out of control this year, though, that's for sure. I didn't have to go down and break up. He shit himself. Well, that's something he does, you know. That was just bad food. Normally, I get called down to Ricky's trailer, and I gotta clean shit up. There's always something going on.

People complain, but there's no... No fireworks. That's a big difference. No complaining this year, Ricky, so thanks. No fireworks. You didn't light anybody's trailer on fire. I didn't fire fireworks off of you this year, Randy. Thank...

That's what was missing. Maybe we'll do that for July 4th. I've got a phobia now. Phobia is when you're scared of something, bubs. Yeah. Because when Ricky shot... What do you have a phobia? Fireworks, because he...

Firework-ophobia. He caught my pants on fire. I bet there's a name for that. Fire... fire pho... Do you know Latino? Remember the time you passed out and he put a bottle rocket up your ass? Don't talk about that.

You know what? July 2nd. I made Randy notes right here. July 2nd is I forgot day. So I'm forgetting the bad stuff that Ricky's done. I forget day? I like that day. It's a good day. We've just let...

Forgetting and... Fuck. Hey, Ricky, did you see that $40 is in my wallet? I forget. It's cause it's in your pocket. I forget. You just say that all day long. What are you gonna have for supper?

I don't know. Probably two drunk beer. You're supposed to say I forget, not I don't know. Oh. Oh, the camera fella, the light's on there. Looks like we're on the... Did you punch me in the face last night when I was passed out? I forget.

It's a great day, Ricky. Did you pull my pants down and take pictures while I was passed out? I forget. Hmm. What do you want to forget, Bubbles? I forget this conversation. How about that? You know what we did figure out last night, wasted and hot?

What we're doing for the winter. We're moving to Disneyland. Really? Really? Not you, Randy. You gotta stay here and run the park, bud. We're going to Florida? A select group of us are moving to Disneyland.

And we're gonna become gator hunters. I've always wanted to fucking mess with a gator. You gotta be careful of gators. Well, they gotta be careful of me. Why are we doing that? Because after that kid, little boy got attacked, I felt bad for him. You know, he got killed, I think, actually. And now they're paying,

they've removed 250 Gators since that day from Disneyland or Disney World or wherever, one of those fucking Walt Disney World. Which is the world and which is the land? Which one? It's the same thing. No, there's- There's two of them, Ricky. One's in California, one's in Florida.

Isn't it? Disney World's in Florida. What's the one in Egypt called? Disney Pyramid. Pyramid Disney. We should go there because then you can see the pyramids. It's the oldest one. No it isn't Ricky. I like that place.

It's not from the time of the pyramid. But there's no- Anyway, listen to this. You get 30 bucks a gator, plus you can get to sell the leather and the meat. So you might make, you know, a couple hundred a gator. Is that legal? Do people still wear shoes and terses and stuff? Gator shoes?

Gator terses. Terses. Terses. It says terses. How high, Randy? A little... I'd wear some gator boots, Randy? A little up. I'd wear some gator boots, especially if I caught him.

Yeah, you'd make two boots, Ricky, but make it out of his face. Leave his snout and you just have your toes in his... I'd like some leather gator underwear. Yeah. Or maybe you leave his face on those. So your wiener's down in his mouth From the back side Ow That's a weird

No from the back side Not through his teeth I think I'd make a nice Necklace Out of his teeth People do that with shark teeth Tarzan did that didn't he Not with shark teeth

But with Tarzan had a gator tooth necklace I think Or maybe it was monkey teeth Not with... Tarzan had a gator tooth necklace, I think. Or maybe it was monkey teeth. Not monkeys. Tarzan killed monkeys? No, he didn't kill monkeys. I think it was their friends.

They taught him how to swing. Oh, yeah, he was buddies with them. That's what it was. I knew he had something to... Ricky, be careful with that. I modified it. Oh, yeah? Yeah, look.

These are the fucking greatest lighters ever. See these lighters I got Ricky? Look Randy here you need a wrench to tighten up your... oh no she's a lighter. No way. Hold that one lit. Just wait. Light that one up. And look if you say you're trying to light your barbecue can't get her in. Oh yes you can. Extend her. It's like an erection. Okay I modified this one now oh yeah frig oh yeah flame throwing lighter low on fuel is that what it is yeah that sounds cool looks like a rocket oh it's not shutting off you guys are you guys are really amazing, you know? I'm very impressed by you. Did you guys know that today's World UFO Day? Anybody know that?

UFO scares the frick out of me. Does that mean they're coming? They're here already, Ricky. They zoom around. I'm going to see one tonight. It's clear skies. That's right. They come for the fireworks.

They like them. This is a fucking thing I didn't know about. There's no laundry in space. What? Yeah, like if you're an Astrocock sucker, you can wear your underwear and your gym clothes until you can't fucking take the stink anymore. And then you eject them and they burn up in the atmosphere.

That's not true, Ricky. It is. NASA and fucking Tide are teaming up to fucking come up with a way to do space laundry. Because it's a fucking problem. I bet you it's in a spray can. Like the same thing as hairspray. Yeah, it's not cleaner.

Like they spray, they don't just wear, you know, bare nuts to fucking... Bare nuts to the suit for fucking, you know, six months in the space. No, that's what they say. They fucking... You wear them as long as you can until you just can't take the smell and the stink anymore. And then you eject them and they burn up. They use that Breeze stuff for Breeze. For Breeze.

Yeah. Breeze ball cleaner. Tide's going to fucking send up some experiments to the space stations. They're going to try to solve this fucking problem. Oh, they can solve that. And they wipe their asses. They built a space station. They don't think they'll ever be able to do laundry on the space station.

Just not enough room. But they're thinking like on the moon and then Mars. Are you moving to Mars? I would. Randy should. I don't want to live in space. It's not space. It's Mars. I might be allergic to the suits.

I can't wear suits. You can't go topless. No, that would be tough. I can't wear a suit. You can't go topless. No, that'd be tough. They use baby wipes on their assholes up there in space after they have a poo-poo. Well, the shitting device has a wiper belt into it, Randy. How does that work? Does it look like one of those shoe polishes? When they shit in space, you know how they do it, right?

They peel this bag open, and it's got a tube like that with tape around the end you stick it right around your hole let her rip shit into the bag and then when you're untapping it there's a flap that comes up and you just kind of do a scooby-doo and then I mean they probably do the fine-tuning with some with some baby wipes normally you need more than one wipe. You wouldn't be allowed to wipe those on fire. No, I mean they get the bulk of it off with the fucking flap. And then they do the fine tuning gear work with the baby wipes.

Although sometimes when you have a healthy shit, you don't even really need to wipe. What's a healthy shit? It just comes out perfectly. No mess. It's called a tapered end smoothie, Randy. I don't have those. I bet you don't. But you can't light those spaceship bags on fire, Ricky.

It doesn't work up there. There'd be no flames. The last thing you want is fire. No burning ship bags? No flaming ship bags. You don't want a fire in the space station, believe me. But maybe that's also why aliens smell, because they can't do laundry in space.

You know they smell. Stinky aliens. You've heard of them. I haven't. Well, you think that that fucker, what was that movie Alien there where he... He looked like he... Acid blood where he looked like he's... Acid blood and he looked like

he had bad breath. Yes! And he had multiple mouths to breathe it. That little tawny mouth probably just shit and the whole thing got snapped out. I don't really like aliens that much. The Dixon City Police this is Dixon City in Pennsylvania,

responded to Home Depot because in the lumber aisle, there was a fucking exorcism going on for all the dead trees. Who did this? I don't know who the fuck they were. Why, like, Jesus Christ. Green trees, I bet. They put on a protest. It's a little late at that point, isn't it?

No, an exorcism is when you think something's possessed. You're getting rid of the demons. So what are the trees? Devil trees. That's a weird one. You've heard of Kentucky devil trees, haven't you? I'm just trying to wrap my head around it. So what are they trying to accomplish here?

They think the wood, because it was cut down, it's demonic. Okay. So they're trying to exorcise the demons out of the wood so that when they build the log house, it's not going... So what is it? The wood that's warped is got the demons, and the straight wood is just nice wood. I'm gonna fucking show you a piece of straight wood

here in a minute, Randy, right off your forehead. There hasn't been a lot of wood that we get here, shit. I will show you a little piece that's curved to the left. Where do you guys got your wood? I don't see any wood. It's because we haven't shown it to you yet. Wood's expensive. Especially when I change the size.

Well, you gotta cut it down. It goes from a 2x4 to a fucking 8x8. What are you guys... Man. How do you guys make wood? You're not allowed to cut trees in the playground. It goes from a staircase spindle to a fucking 8x8. Yeah, you'll be wanting to perform an exorcism on our wood for sure.

Listen, I forgot to, is what I'm saying. I forgot what you guys just said. Good. How is everybody? Who's you talking to? All the people out there in the camera world. Say hi to everybody, Randy. You don't say hi to them ever.

Hi everybody, Randy. Now you people at home say hi back to the screen. Try it again. Hi everybody. Hi Randy. That was weird. What the frick was that? I could hear the people.

Camera has a speaker. Say hi to them again. Hi everybody. Hi, everybody. Hi, Randy. Man, down in Kentucky, they had this redneck rave. It sounded like a good fucking time. Live music, Demolition Derby. Got a little out of hand, though.

A lot of broken bones and dislocated fingers, it said. What? What does a dislocated finger feel like? Oh, they're nasty. Have you heard those? Yes. Remember when you fucking, you tried to do the Bruce Lee thing into the drywall and your fingers all. Fuck, is that what that was?

Yes, those were dislocated. Remember this one came out. Oh, yeah, the knuckles right here. Oh yeah, that was not good. Then you pulled them back proper. Yeah, I just, well, it was a wrench very similar to that that I used. It was a... Lighter wrench?

No, it was pliers. Yeah, it said there was a lot of broken bones, dislocated fingers, lacerations. A man had his throat slit. A woman got choked over a blanket. And a man was impaled on a log. What does that mean? Ah, a sharp log. He was carrying an impale.

Carrying probably water to put on the fire. No, Randy, impaled means a sharp log went He was carrying an impale. Carrying probably water to put on the fire. No, Randy. Impaled means a sharp log went through him or in him somehow. Might have went up his arse. That would count as impaled. Jesus. But like if you fall off a building, right, and you go on to like a fence. Yeah, yeah.

That's impaled. You're impaled on the fence. What happens when you just hit a car and you smash the roof? That's called getting crushed. It's called getting lucky. That rave doesn't sound very good right now. It sounds like a lot of fun. Who were the musical acts?

Except for the violence. Who were the musical acts? I don't think it really mattered. Was it country music? Country rave music? It just said redneck rave, chicken- Oh, was it country music? Country rave music? Just a redneck rave, man. So where was it again?

I like the idea of live music and demolition derby. I'd fuck the shit out of a demolition derby. Man, I've done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done. We did that, remember? That was awesome. That was a good one. Porter in reverse and hit the fucking pedal. So where was that rave?

Kentucky. Down? Kentucky. Down in Kentucky. Is that where the chicken comes from, too? The recipe? Yeah. Kentucky fried chicken. Colonel Sanders is down there. Kentucky 500.

Kentucky, yeah. Oh, no. Isn't it a derby? Yeah, that's what I meant to say. Kentucky derby. You learn stuff when you listen to us. 500 laps on a horse would be tricky. It'd be a long fucking 500 laps on a horse.

You'd need a cushion for your ears. The Kentucky 500. Yeah. They fucking get the horses in great shape. Yeah, but you'd have to water them. And they sprint 500 laps. Yeah, you'd have to water them. And they sprint 500 laps. Yeah, you'd have to water them. I think you would probably have to do a trot and then control the sprint later.

Like save the energy of the horse. So just sort of walk the first 499? Yeah, and then give her. Because do you save the energy for a last sprint? Or do you just sprint like a motherfucker for about eight laps and then hold to nobody. And then get way ahead. That's a good idea too. Maybe it's the

like a recoil technique. I wonder if you'd have to change the horseshoes just like tires. Halfway through. Yeah, you'd have to come into the pits. Probably have to spray the pit crew would come out. Take off the horseshoes.

Nail new ones on. Fucking put the water tank in the horse's mouth. Yeah, maybe you could brush them a little bit. Brush them, make them more aerodynamic. Drain his piss. And at that time, you could clean the shit off the track. Fire a catheter in his big horse cock.

No, you don't do that. Yeah, drain him. Duct tape down any parts that are loose. The horse piss wouldn't have to piss because you'd be using all its liquids for him. Oh, man, you want to get rid of the weight. Yeah. Change his oil.

Check his oil. If I can then rake back out, you do all that in about 12 seconds. Get him back on the track. I wonder, it might be different, guys. Maybe like the big workhorses would be better. You know, those ones with the big feet on them? The big clogs, damn.

They might have more stamina. What about the little mini ponies? They could run really fast. Legs are too short. Don't matter. Maybe if it was an uphill course, you could run quicker. Or a road course. No, you don't want to.

You want it. I think you want it to be not asphalt. Obstacles? What if there's jumps? I think they have those. What do they call that? Jumping, horse jumping. I'll come up with it in a minute.

Equestrian. Yes. How come that sounds like something, that sounds like something in Game of Thrones or something. I thought it was aerobatics. There's no aerobatic horse competitions, Ricky, that I know of. Equestrian sounds like a superhero or something.

Hey, equestrian. That guy. That doesn't sound like a superhero. No? Aerobics, horse aerobics they might have, but not aerobatics. Horse aerobics would be interesting. And two more.

And starting on the left and go 10. And nine. Never know, a donkey could maybe even win that Kentucky Final. No, donkeys aren't allowed in. Well, they're a type of horse. This company went around to three subway locations in Los Angeles. Subways? Underground?

They bought tuna sandwiches. No, the fucking restaurant chain, dumbass. Bought tuna sandwiches and had them tested. No tuna. Oh, that's nice. No tuna DNA in their tuna. Oh, that's nice. No tuna DNA in their tuna. So what's the tuna meat?

Let's try to guess, I don't know. Chicken, it's ground up chicken. No, chicken doesn't- Flavored with- Tuna sauce, tuna. Tuna juice. Tuna juice, it's pulled pork or chicken. It looks a fuck of a lot like tuna, I have to say.

I think it could be a fish, but maybe a cheaper fish? What do they call those? Cheaper fish. Paul Pollock. Pollock? Pollock. Jackson Pollock? Pollock doesn't really have the right temperature, or not the right texture.

Not temperature. Flaky. It's got to be flaky. Yeah, like you. Tuna would be like... No, but you think, Ricky. You buy a can of flakes of chicken or you buy a can of flakes of tuna. It's the same thing.

You put mayonnaise to it, drive the mayonnaise to it. It's the same fucking... Yeah, good point. Substance. I mean, I love a fucking can of flake chicken. Chicken? Flake chicken? You know what?

I haven't had one of those. Flakes of chicken. I haven't had one of those in a while. They used to be pretty good. Oh, I haven't. Fucking flakes of chicken. Big,'t had one of those in a while. They used to be pretty good. Oh, I haven't. Fucking flakes of chicken. Big dirty piece of Texas toast bread. Toasted.

Fucking big can of fucking flakes of chicken. A slice of bologna. A slice of cheese. Some mustard. Chicken bologna all in one? Oh, chicken bologna, San. Is there something else? I'm going to have to try one of those. I guess the bologna gives in one? Oh, chicken bologna sandwiches or something else. Might have to try one of those.

I guess the bologna gives it the right amount. I call her the CB special. It's a trucking sandwich. But that sounds like... Chicken and bologna. That sounds like a lie. What's Subway doing then? What's Subway doing?

Yeah, well, they're saying it's tuna and it's not. It's something else. Oh, they had yoga mats in their bread too, didn't they, for a bit? Yes, they got caught. The chemicals that they put in yoga mats to make them spongy, they were using it in their fucking bread. That's why their bread was so spongy.

And I also heard a long time ago, maybe not anymore, that chicken McNuggets was fucking chicken-flavored fish. No, that was never true. More fish? That was just a rumor? That was a rumor, at least in Canada. I don't know the rest of the world, that was never true. More fish? That was just a rumor? That was a rumor. At least in Canada. I don't know the rest of the world, but I investigated that.

Okay. Maybe Subway's making their tuna out of chicken nuggets then. It says there's no tuna DNA. Like, could the DNA have gotten different? You forgot, Dave. Gotten different? I love it. Ricky forgot.

Huh? Maybe when you crush it up with a fork and mayonnaise and the dna gets a little no you can't crush dna with a fork ricky it's too small stays you know a lot about dna this was a good up this woman went to take 20 bucks out of her bank over the weekend and when she got a receipt she she went to check it. Her receipt said she had $999,985,855 in her account. Should have fucking went and made a withdrawal.

She's rich. I'm going to take out half my money. I'd be like, this is the best day ever. I'm going to take out half my money. Just give me $500 million. Leave the rest in there. Half? She had almost a billion dollars. Yeah, that's what I mean, take out 500 million.

I think she could go to jail, because it's theft, isn't it, if it's not yours? Well, we've already been through this. Why are you touching my lighters? I just was excited for a second. Don't do it again. Wow, you did a fucking number on that one. Boy, oh boy, that's really... You could light up 40 joints at once with that.

I don't think 40. You could probably do seven. Let me just cook your tits. Just crispy up those nipples a bit. Fuck, that would be awesome. What? Having that much money. Fuck, that would be awesome. What? Having that much money. No, not crispy tits. Oh, yes, having that much money would be.

What's on your shirt anyway, Ricky? What the frig is that? Is that a skull? Yeah, my shirt's telling the future. It's what you're gonna look like in about 20 minutes. A skull? Yeah, we're gonna use this high-tech device to melt the skin off your face. You just lost their bounce back.

Yeah, now you can just do that. Have you guys ever heard of extreme... Pissin'? Extreme twins? Extreme twinning? No. Don't start yawning, Randy. It's fucking quite a thing.

I'm tired, too. What is it, Ricky? Extreme twins is when you fucking do everything together. Everything. You share everything. You do everything together. You bathe together. That's weird. These two in Australia, they're like 35.

Pretty good looking ladies. They're even sharing a fiance. Imagine being that lucky devil. Jesus, Murphy. Sounds like a lot of work to me. For real? Well, I mean, you got double trouble, you know? What was that?

It seems like a good problem to have. I think there was a gum that all the twins were on the commercial. Yeah, it was called Double. Double Dare? What's it called? Double Mint. Double Mint. Double your fun with Double Mint gum.

So if you're a twin, does the same sort of stuff work on each of you? The same way? Sex stuff? Yeah, like if you like something, does the twin like the same thing? I don't know, Ricky. I don't know how that works. I've never, you know. Would one of the twins be better at certain things?

Are they both the same at doing everything? No, I think they both have their own, you know, personalities to some degree. Are, like, the people that are in the womb that join together, they share the same body? That's Siamese twins. That's Siamese. So,

they have to share everything. They have no fucking choice. So, if, what if they had two penises? The ladies? The twin, Siamese guys. Siamese guys could have two penises.

They could have two or they might share one. Depends on where they're joined, how they're joined. They could be joined by the penis. Knob to knob. Or no knob. Just join shaft to shaft. No knob. I mean that would be an easy surgery. Just scissors basically.

Jesus Christ. But you'd have to do it. Just scissors, fucking put a knob on the end of her. I'd be fighting to be the one with the bigger knob on that deal. Yeah, imagine the deal you'd have to make. Listen, bud, I'm going to take the knob and you don't. That's what you do. You'd have to say, look, we've got to cut it right up the middle.

Right in half. Or you do scissors, rock, paper. You just do best two of the three. What if there's only one piss tube, though? You could probably make some with a... Straw? Yeah. Not one of those new recyclable straws.

You'd need the old... If they were full-on joined, though, you'd be just pissing back and forth. Yeah, that's no good. That's no good. You're gonna die of piss poison. But what about cats? How come they're Siamese?

Mm-hmm. I don't know why. They don't... Siamese cats don't mean joined, conjoined twin cats. But I don't know why. They don't... Siamese cats don't mean conjoined twin cats. But I don't like them because Siamese cats are fussy. They're not. It depends how they're... You've got to love them different.

It depends how they're fucking raised, Randy. Really? Yes. I always found them to be a little bit, you know, scratchy. Well, old dump cats, maybe. I don't understand, if you were twins, why you'd have to use the bathroom together and do everything together?

You wouldn't, that's weird. Hey, I'm going to shit, you coming with me? Says they have to do everything together or they have separation, angst, and eyes, you see. What about when they're jacking it? They're girls. Flick it together, I guess. Those are girls though.

No, I thought we were talking about... They can't use the bathroom together at the same time. Everybody uses the bathroom differently at different times of the day. They might have twin conjoined toilets. They might have a toilet joined like this, so one person's facing this way, one person's facing that way, so that they're like looking at each other. Hey, mine's half out, how you doing?

If you're a twin and you eat and drink at the same time the same amount, then you're going to be using the bathroom the exact same time. I suppose. You're right, Ricky. I know. Wow. Yeah. Maybe it would be fun not to ever be alone, you know?

I forget. You forgot? It's I forgot day, buddy. Ricky, Ricky forgot again. I forgot it was I forget day. So, is there hoverboards or isn't there? Because I saw this picture of this guy that said he was a hoverboarder through New York City, Times Square.

He was pretty fucking high up in the air. Is there such a thing now? There is hoverboards. They're not like the back-to-the-future hoverboards. But there is a board you can stand on and fly. Wow. There's also these dudes in the military. They've got the jets on their...

Jetpacks on their race. Those come down in price price i'll be getting a couple nice you could just you know fly over the water and stuff let's see who got born on july the two dave thomas he's pretty famous which one wendy's dave thomas or wendy's oh no he's not the good dave thomas well they did have the Where's the Meat? Oh, yeah, the other Dave Thomas. He's funny. I thought...

The other Dave Thomas. The guy with the Where's the Meat? Where's the beef? Bob and Doug. Oh, the meat, that's right. Where's the beef? I thought you forgot, Ricky. Where's the beef has nothing to do with...

Wendy's. That was Wendy's, wasn't it? Was it? It was the old broad. That old lady. Where's the beef? Where's the beef? Where's the weave? Oh, I'm thinking of I've fallen and I can't get up.

That wasn't Wendy's, I don't think. Richard Petty got born today. Did he? Richard. Larry David. Larry David. That's pretty good. He's got two names that are first names.

Yes, Larry David. Saw a Reuben in that? I'd like a Reuben right now. Reubens are good. I'd like a Reuben too. You could probably make it. Reuben James. A Reuben.

Don't walk around painting on your mind. Jerry Hall. Who's he? Jerry Hall? Yeah. Was married to Mick Jagger. They didn't know he was married to a man. No, it's a lady.

Oh. Was he in... Oh, yeah, I remember. Jerry Hall. She was a supermodel back in the 80s. Well, what's the guy who's in the band The Oats? The Oats? Yeah.

Hall and Oats. Oh, that's... That's not Jerry Hall. What's his first name? Daryl Hall. Daryl. Daryl. And John Oats. Oh, John's not Jerry Hall. What's his first name? Daryl Hall. Daryl. Daryl. And John Oates.

Oh, John Oates. Brett the Hitman haircut born on July the 2nd. Did he? Yep. Brent. Brett, not Brent. Doug Benson. Doug Benson.

I met that guy. Getting high with getting Doug with high. Yeah. We were on a show and you got so high. I was fucked. I needed a code word. I met him on the cruise and he got me really high. I didn't even know I was on a cruise ship.

Fucking Joe Thornton got born today. Love him. Big Joey Thornton. Yeah, he's awesome. You saw his wiener, Randy. Thornton. You saw his wiener. You saw Horton Thornton his wiener, Randy. Thornton. You saw his wiener. You saw Horton Thornton's wiener?

Yeah. I don't think I remember Horton Thornton. Horton Thornton? Is that who we were talking about? No. Joe Thornton. Joe Thornton. Yeah, you saw Joe Thornton's wiener.

Lindsay Lohan. I remember her. Is she normal again or is she still fucked? Don't know. And Margot Robbie. Oh, yes. Margot Robbie. Robbie. Robbie. Some of these people I don't

know. I'm sorry, guys. I forgot. Margot Robbie. Robbie? I forgot. Who is that? Was she Wonder Woman? She was in the Wolf of Walburga Street. Oh, yeah. Who was Wonder Woman? She was in the Wolf of... No, that was... Wolf of Walburga Street. Oh, yeah. Who was Wonder Woman?

Gal... Linda Evans. Gal Gadot? Gal Gadot? Gadot? No, Linda Evans. She was... Linda Evans was the original...

The Million Dollar Woman, wasn't she? Whatever it was. Yes. The original Wonder Woman was... Linda Hamilton. Linda... How do I know Linda Hamilton? Was it Linda Hamilton?

I don't remember. George Hamilton. George Hamilton. I think Linda Hamilton was in The Terminator. Oh, yeah. The original Wonder Woman was... This is bad. I thought it was Linda somebody.

I can't think of her name. I forget. It's I Forget Day. Hmm. Fuck! God damn it. What was the original Wonder Woman's name i know we're just waiting that's cheating you're cheating doesn't matter i need to know what was the original wonder

woman's name linda carter fuck it is linda too how did you know we said't we always say that? No. We said Linda Hamilton and Linda Evans. Linda Evans was on Dynasty. Okay. Wasn't she? You guys know a lot of Lindas. George Hamilton was on something. Suntan commercials. Jackie Collins.

I watched a show on Jackie Collins a couple nights ago. She was a pretty amazing lady. She married a girl called- If you have a name like that though, you'd have to be good at certain things, wouldn't you? What? Because your name's Jackie? Yeah. No.

Oh, that's short for Jacqueline, right? Jacqueline Smith was on Charlie's Angels. Yeah, she was. Oh, yeah. Jackie Onassis was married to Abraham Lincoln. Who? Jackie Onassis wasn't married to Abraham Lincoln.

Oh, somebody famous. Who was married to him? JFK. Oh, okay. I forget everything right now. We probably should shut her down. Yeah, let's do it. I'm getting the old...

I need to fucking post... I think the old edibles are kicking in. You got more mix? Canada Day Nath. We got to keep this going, though, until July 4th is done. July 4th. And July the 4th, there will be fireworks. What's today, the 2nd?

Yeah. Oh, we should say happy July 4th to the American people because we're not going to be on until... All right, happy July the 4th to our American friends. We will definitely be celebrating. By the time you see us again, we'll be done. Hopefully we're still in one piece, and we'll be coming to America, I believe, in November, December.

Great movie. That was a good movie. I love that movie. And we're coming to America! Neil Diamond! Woo!