Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 60 - The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu

Episode Date: September 26, 2016

Bubbles is getting sophisticated this week with some fancy cheese and some “Punch Me in the Nuts” wine, and he might get his hands on some BANG champagne for the weekend. After the Boys finish this week’s round of Sunnyvale Jeopardy, Ricky reveals his artistic masterpiece, “The Great Peenut Tree of Rutu,” and YOU will have a chance to own it! Episode 60 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!      

Fuck, bubs. You're on the wine and the beer? Yes, I'm on the wine and the beer. Actually, I am getting fucking... I see you got some nice little crackers and cheese. I laid out some beautiful cheese. If anybody would like a fresh mozzarella, right there with some lovely crackers.

Look what's going on with the wine and cheese shit, man. I'm just- Are you Martha Stewart now or somebody? No, but I'm just feeling a little more sophisticated lately. That's all. Sophisticated? Sophisticated what? Why the fuck do you think-

You wanna do some fisting? Like what's going on? Sophisticated. Ricky Why the fuck do you think? You wanna do some fisting? Like, what's going on? Sophisticated. Ricky here, would you like a piece of juice? Oh, look at that nice slice. She slices up nice. Melt it on some pizza? Well, I cut her kinda thick.

I didn't mean to cut her that thick. Juice is not to hump her. Holy Jesus, again, that's too much for me. You should eat that piece, maybe. Think so? How is it? Wonderful. It's fucking gross, man.

All right, let's roll this thing up. All right. Are you ready, Rick? I am more than ready. Well, they got to roll the cameras, Jonathan. Okay, let's roll it. It's all okay. They're ready to go.

What the fuck's going on, fuckers? This is the official Trailer Park Boys podcast. Coming at you today. It's episode... Fuck, I got a chip in my throat. Episode 60. 60? I think it's 60. Well, you gotta be sure.

All right, the last one we did, I think, was 50, so it's 60. Episode 60. The last one we did was 50? 59. Did I say 50? Mm-hmm. Baked again. Boom.

I'm pretty faked. I'm fucking baked. I'm just gonna go with it. I'm just gonna get baked and just not worry about it, man. I'm a little grumpy. I can't believe I let you roll the joint for a gonna get baked and just not worry about it, man. I've been a little grumpy these days. I can't believe I let you roll the joint for a change. You did good, son. Thanks, man. I got another one as well if you want me to get that one out.

Oh yeah? Yeah. I'm just gonna stick with the cheese and the beautiful wine. Nice Kusselin wine, too. Hmm? Yep. How much is a bottle like that? Parthick Red, she's called.

I don't know, I just found it. You found it? I found it in the kitchen over there. All right. Apothic red,

she's called. Delicious. What does that mean, apothic? Doesn't matter, Ricky. Who cares? Does it mean it's

better than regular red? It's like apothic red. It's just some fucking little make-believe word that makes it go BAM! Like punch me in the fucking nuts red. That'll get my attention.

Maybe we should put a wine out, Ricky. Maybe we should make a wine, and we'll bottle it and sell it, and it's called Punch Me in the Nuts Red Wine. People will buy it, man. I'd buy the shit out of that. You know why people will buy it? Because people are fucked. They'll buy anything that's like, you know, put swearing on it.

Fuck off wine would probably sell great. I'd buy it. Well, you know what you could do? You could say it's a German wine, and you could spell it fuck off. F-U-K-H-A-U-F with the two dots over the U. Yeah. Fuck off. Fuck off.

Fuck off wine. Fuck off vodka. Fuck off. You could put out a French wine with nice, you know, calligraphy writing, very elegant looking, but call it something like... Piste d'angele. What? Piste d'angele. Angel piss. Piste d'angele?

Piste d'angele. Piste d'angele. Piste d'angele. People be like, oh, did you try that new French one? Piste d'angele? It should be like a finger like that. But really, they're sort of hidden with doves coming off of it. And some roses maybe. If you're gonna make a French wine, it should be like a fucking champagne just called Bang.

Bang? Wine and champagne are two different things, Ricky. If you're gonna make a French wine, it should be a champagne called Bang. Fucking right, I'd buy that. Why is it called Bang? Because you're getting banged if you're drinking with a lady. Or a man, I guess. Women do get a little, you know, frisky when you get the champagne in them.

Yeah, I think it's the bubbles. Not all women. All women. Doesn't matter how old they are, they start drinking champagne, they want to do some banging. Yep. Julian, that's not true. It's true, man. It's not true. It is fucking true.

Every woman in the world, if she drinks champagne, she gets horny. Yep. You should be doing that like at New Year's Eve, going up with a bottle of champagne behind your back. Say, hey baby, you want some bubbles? Yeah. Pull that out. You tricked them. Hey, hey. That's not bad.

Get some bagging going, buddy. That's not bad. And do I pull out a bottle of bag? That'd be even better. Get some champagne, man. I'm telling you. How long till New Year's? Just go out this weekend. Halloween. Halloween's coming up. Next month or the month after.

Yeah. Just hit a bar this weekend, get some champagne, start drilling it in some women, and you'll be drilling it into them later. Bubbles is gonna get banged. Hey, baby, how would you like Bubbles to come aboard ya? Do some bubble-banging. Then you pull out the bottle of champagne, a nice glass.

I've done that already. I don't need to do any more of that, really. Maybe some fancy cheeses, since you know what you're doing there. Buy some cheese, too, man. See, you take a nice piece of cheese, take a little bite, drink some wine. You're turning into a bit of a wino. Very sophisticated. Well, how did this start?

You're a wino that eats fucking huge chunks of cheese. What happened? You opened this one, you said, fuck it? I still like beer. And hard liquor. Don't be fucking wasting. You better drink both of those. Yeah, man. Oh, I will, I reckon. Don't worry about it. I'm really enjoying these peanuts. Peanuts.

You're like enjoying... What are you enjoying? These peanuts. Peanuts. Why are you over-enunciating peanuts? Yeah. They're just... There's a sea salt and vinegar flavor and they make your tongue feel a little weird. You know what else makes your tongue feel weird? Putting it in a goat's arse.

Yeah? Yes, man. So you've done that? No. Would you rather put your tongue in a goat's arse or a kitten's arse or a cat's arse? A humpback whale. What would you rather do? A kitten's arse? Not a kitten's, a cat.

You don't want to put it, that's like really gross. Goat's arse. As opposed to a cat's arse. Which one? A goat to a cat's ass. Which one? A goat or a cat? Yeah. Well, I wouldn't do either, but if I was forced to gunpoint... Is it one of my kitties?

It could be one of your kitties. It doesn't matter, man. Well, then my kitties, because I know how clean their asses are, because I cleaned them myself with a toothbrush. No, you don't. What do you mean? Sometimes. You don't put it in the... No, not in there.

Just in there, okay. I just... Isn't it, like, it'd be better... Sometimes cats get things clinging to them. When they're doing their business and things stick to their fur, so you gotta get in there with a toothbrush or... Toothbrush. Why don't you just spray it down, man?

Get the hose out. Have you ever sprayed a cat with a hose, Julian? No. They don't like it. Do they like having a fucking toothbrush being rubbed up against their arse? I don't mean on their arse, but I mean around it. You said right on their arse.

No, I didn't do that. I did that to your mother, though. You cleaned her arse with a toothbrush? Yeah. Yeah. mother dog you clean the rest of the toothbrush yeah that's not very nice that's good one good mother joke there yeah I cleaned your mother's earth toothbrush I heard you the first time man how do you like that wasn't very nice man man these fucking things are good. You're chewing awful loud, though, Ricky. You sound like a gorilla.

Really? Yeah, I sound like a gorilla. I'll try to chew softly like a kitten. Hmm. I can still hear you, man. I can still hear you, too. All right. You're probably driving people crazy.

A kitten eating herd cat food. All right, I've got to show you something here, bubs. This guy, his fucking cat died, so he turned it into a fucking handbag. Jesus. What? And people are getting pissed off about it. It cost him $1,400, or he's selling it for that. A little handbag.

He took it to a taxidermist? Yes. Somebody should beat the piss out of that fella. Why? You can't take your kitties and turn them into handbags. Well, they're dead. Yeah, it's kind of like recyclable. It's not recycling anything.

It's good for the earth, maybe. It's good for the earth to turn your dead cat into a fucking handbag. I don't know, maybe. Or you could just get them fucking, like, burn them up. That's what you're saying? You have a ceremony for them as if they were a person, and you either cremate them or you bury them, and you put a nice plaque there or headstone.

So what do you do when your cats die? It depends on the kitty. You can tell. Throughout the kitty's life, you can tell what he prefers. All right. So how many cats have you buried, do you think, in your life? Why are you bringing this up? I don't like talking about it.

Probably, I'd say 400. 400. He could have made 400 fucking handbags. In my whole life, yeah, say 400. 400. He could have made 400 fucking handbags. In my whole life, yeah, probably 400. What does a cod handbag sell for? He could have fucking made 400 cod handbags and probably sold them for 400 all of each. Some people are getting like,

they're asking 1,400 bucks for a bag. There you go. Yeah, well, they should be. So 400 times 1,400 bucks. Somebody should piss on their hair. They don't use the fucking head, do they? You'd be a fucking millionaire by now, Puffs. You know that?

I'm not selling kitty handbags. So you're just going to burn them up? Respectfully. How many did you have cremated? Well, it took me a while to perfect the technique. Probably over 100. And you do it yourself? Yes, I do, but I do it very...

Puffs. Are you do it yourself? Yes, I do, but I do it very... Buffs. Are you kidding me? You built a fucking... I built an incinerator. How hot does she burn? Oh, she fucking burns hot. 1,700 degrees. Like Conan the Barbarian style, you know, not fucking whoever died. Sort of, like that, but I use a mixture of jet fuel and liquid nitrogen. You basically blow them up. You blow up your cat. No, I don't. It just burns super hot. It's like a homemade thermite.

I use like a homemade thermite. What the fuck is wrong with you, man? I don't know, Gus. Maybe I'm allergic to the peanuts. Fucking closing up over here. Are you allergic to peanuts, Ricky? You better hope you're not. Better hope you're not. If you're allergic and you eat them, it's bad, right? Yes, man.

It could be very bad, Ricky, but I think you would know if you're allergic to them. What does it mean when your tongue is numb? It just means the flavoring on them. Is it numb or dumb? Your tongue? Probably both. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Nothing. No, when something's...

That's what you said. Never mind. When something's tingly and you can't feel it? You said your tongue is dumb or your tongue is numb? Because it's not really numb, it's tingling. You're feeling it. Well, it's not really dumb either, is it? It's acting dumb because it's not acting itself.

Mm-hmm. What's acting dumb? His tongue. Your tongue? Yeah. Ricky, your tongue can act dumb. It can. It's just a thing that's connected.

It's connected to. That's dumb. Who's dumb and who's not dumb? Is that the question we're asking today? I don't know. That's beautiful cheese. Take a bite. Oh, man, get this shit away from me.

Fresh mozzarella. Only like that shit on pizza. From the Italian market. Guido sold me that. Guido sold me that. You know Guido. The Italian market guy whose one of his arms is about two foot longer than the other one. Yeah. Don't touch this because it's sharp. Well, then don't fucking slice me with it. Well, I was seeing if it would cut through fabric. Well, try it's sharp. Well, then don't fucking slice me with it.

Well, I was seeing if it would cut through fabric. Well, try it on your own fucking arm. It's not that sharp. My fucking dad was always like, careful, those things are fucking sharp. It's not really that sharp. Well, Ricky, you're going this way with it. If you go lengthways, you're gonna slice yourself.

It's a bit sharp. Get a little slice there. Nice going, Rick. Hey, just... white blood on you, man. No, I got the AIDS. What? I could have the AIDS. No, man. I'm a clean motherfucker.

You do a lot of really fucked up banging, though, bud. You're not that clean, Ricky. Mm-mm. How often do you shower realistically? A lot of people don't shower that often. In fact, people make fun of us for showering so much. So I think it's better that I don't. Who does?

The Per- The Perisians. Perisians? Is that what they're called? Who are they now, Ricky? Where are they from? Over across the water. Across the pond, as they like to say.

Across the ocean, okay. Yeah, they have water issues over there, and they don't shower that much. Parisians? What country do they live in, Ricky? I don't know. But I think they're French. They used to make a Pontiac Parisian. That's how I remember. That's where to make a Pontiac Parisienne. That's how I remember that people.

That's where they make the Pontiac Parisienne. Yes. What country do they live in, or what city even? What city would the Parisians live in? It's definitely Europe, I think. Yeah, you are correct, sir. It is Europe. They may or may not speak French or Italian.

I can't tell if it's an Italian or a French word. Well, I'll tell you right now, it is a French word. Okay, so... Quebec. No, that's not in Europe, Ricky. Oh, yeah. Old Quebec. No, that's not in Europe either. That's all in Canada. Keep going, though, Ricky, because I think you're going to get it.

The word is spelled like this. P-A-R-I-S-I-A-N-S. Parisians. I almost had it. Is Paris a country? It's a city, Ricky. Okay. That's the city they live in.

Okay. Well, they make fun of us for showering too much. But what country do they live in. Okay. Well, they make fun of us for showering too much. But what country do they live in? French. Paris, French. Exactly. All right. Close.

Check out the big brain on Ricky. It's France. It's France. French. France. For real. French. Okay.

Well, they make fun of us for fucking showering too much. And I also heard about this girl lately that she released some study where she hasn't worn underwear for six weeks. She said her vagina has never felt better. It's healthier than it's ever been. How many weeks did she wear it? Where? No, it was eight months, Ricky. You showed me the report. Okay, eight months. She hasn't worn underwear in eight months.

Nice. And she said her vagene is the best it's ever been. Just like the day it was born. The best it's ever been. No problems whatsoever. Yeah, because when they get undies on and shit, it's all sweaty and stuff. And that's when, like, the fungus... So you'll be happy to know from this...

They're not showering. Good luck. This day, fence, chore. The what? No underwear. I haven't worn underwear in 16 years. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't wear them. Bullshit. You don't worn underwear in 16 years. What the fuck are you talking about? I don't wear them.

Bullshit. You don't wear underwear. No. See? How's your vagine? I'm glad I don't know this. I haven't worn underwear in 16 years. I like to let the air get to my package. That's what keeps it healthy. Keeps it smooth. Smells pretty good, doesn't it? It's wonderful.

Gravy free? I keep it very nicely manscaped, as they say. Use baby powder? Manscaped. Yeah. Bubs. Manscaping, they call it. So you're good with the fucking clippers and shit?

I have a set of cat clippers that I shave my kitties with. Oh, fuck. And maybe every now and then I give her a little zip. A little landing strip kind of thing. I don't do a landing strip. Something like that, right? I'm not a French hooker. Do you use any creams or lotions?

Your mother is. Aftershave, baby powder? I had to get that one old man. Your mom's an Asian hooker, is that what he said? His mother? Oh yeah. No, she's just a whore. I don't know if she's Asian or what. Straight up whore. Mm, that's nice talk.

She has a landing strip. Oh, my poor mother, God bless her. She never had a land, well I don't know, but I'm guessing she did. I can't eat any more of those till I find out if I'm gonna die. Yeah, stop eating those fucking things, man. If you die, don't eat these. It feels like your things are getting swollen in there.

That's a good policy, Ricky. Don't eat any more until you find out if they're gonna kill you. Yep. Maybe I should try to tame them down with some of these fucking things. What are these? Those are those hot ass fucking... Ass kicking nuts. Blow your nuts out your ears with nuts. Kick your ass hot, they're called.

I just got to see just how... Get those motherfuckers out. Whatever we smoke, serious munchies going on, man. Holy fuck, yeah, man. I'm going nuts here. I'm fucking going crazy over here. I can't get that open, so fucking... Give that to me.

Come in. Thank you. Maybe we're too high to continue. No, we're not. At all. No, man. Jesus, no. I can't believe I said that. You guys are fine? No, I'm fucked up, but I don't man. Jesus, no. I can't believe I said that. You guys are fine? No, I'm fucked up, but I don't care.

Like I said, I'm going to be happy. I'm pretty high, Ricky, but the wine and the cheese make it in a nice experience. It's mixing in uniform. Yep, those are pretty hot. Are they? I got to admit. They start coming aboard you.

Try these motherfuckers. It is a peanut product, though, correct? Well, it's a different flavor. Different. Those have shellac on them. Kick your ass. Hot. Actually, they don't go very nice with wine, I got to be honest.

They're hot, man. They don't go nice with vinegars and salts of the sea, either. Wow. Okay, boys. All right, what's happening? I think we should play a little Jeopardy. Fuck off. Bring it on, man.

Bring it on. See? No. Positive Julian's in the house. I'm going to win this fucking game. Only if it's easy. Okay, so this is... I love playing games on here.

Oh, yeah. Guess what I found out about my new computer. What? Wanna see something fucking cool? Yeah. Bet your computer can't do this. Look this, it's a laptop. Oh, there's my new computer. Except, if I want it to be a fucking tablet, look at that.

Can you do that with your piece of shit? Nope. And I don't want to do that. Now it's a tablet. See, look. It looks thick and awkward. Yeah, it looks just fucked up. Look at the way you're holding it. You look like you're fucked. Make it at least, you know, build a little fucking tent thing. No, I want to hold it so I can read.

You look like you're about to shit your pants because you're straining so much holding it up. Yep. I don't look like I'm about to shit my pants. If I was about to shit my pants, you'd know it. Because I have that cork right there. If I was about to shit my pants, you'd know it. Because I have that cork right there. See that cork from my wine bottle? Yeah.

Hello. I'd be using that. Come on in, boy. You'd never go right up there, wouldn't you? No, sometimes you have to do those things. I think I'm going to use this today. Okay, here's the categories, boys. Gone fishing. That's easy.

Lakes and rivers. Easy. Superstitions. Lakes and Rivers. Easy. Superstitions. Ice Cream. Careers. Oh my god, this is the best one ever. Careers and Tea Time. Tea Time. It's gonna be fucking insane. Okay, pick a number between one and ten to see who goes first.

Seven. Five. Number was three see who goes first. Seven. Five. Number was three. Ricky goes first. Oh, fucking shit. Okay, Ricky. Category. Pick your category.

Gone fishing, lakes and rivers, superstitions, ice cream, careers, or tea time? What is ice cream, Alex? For 400, for 100. What is ice cream? You don't have to phrase the category selection in the form of a question, Ricky. Okay. But that was good, you were thinking. So you want ice cream?

Yes. For what? Easy 100. Easiest one. Ice cream for 100. More ice cream is consumed in this country than any other. Ricky! United States...

Who are the United States of America? Come on, Alex, give it to me. Fuck, I can't. Give it to me, baby. Fuck, when it's in tablet mode, you can't see the answer. Oh, my God. That's what happens when you show off. You shitty computer.

Just wait here. I can do it here like this. Oh, come on. That's what happens when you show off, you shitty computer. Just wait here. I can do it here like this. Oh, come on. Big buck up. The United States! Ricky is in for 100. Where's my scorecard? I gotta write that down. Don't fucking write it on my picture. Okay, give me a piece of paper. Okay, Ricky.

Ricky's got 100. Okay, Ricky. This's got 100. Okay, Ricky. This game's fucking easy. Pick your next category, bud. I'll take gaunt fishing for 100. Fun fishing. The fish sold as scrawd are usually young haddock or these fish which rhyme with scrawd. Cod.

What is cod? You didn't ring in? What is cod? He rang in. What is cod, Alex? Fuck off. Ricky. Are you fucking, I didn't know.

I forgot about it. I thought this was a family feud thing. Well. Too bad. Ricky gets another hundred. Woo. Ricky's dominating. No, man. There's no fucking way he would have came up with God.

It's saying it rhymes with fraud. He doesn't have a fucking clue, bubs. Ricky. I'll take picnics for 100. Alex. Picnics was not one of the categories. Okay. What were the categories again, please?

Gone fishing, lakes and rivers, superstitions, ice cream, careers, or tea time. I'm going to try superstitions for 100. Superstitions for 100. A horseshoe is considered lucky, partly because its shape resembles the crescent phase of this. The moon. The answer is... the moon!

Fuck yeah! Bullshit! Beat my ass! A horseshoe! It's not a... It doesn't look like a fucking moon, it's a fucking U! Well, it's the crescent phase of the moon, Ricky. Which is kind of like a U. Julian now has a hundred. Julian, select your category. Bullshit. A legit 100. Fucking bullshit. I'm fucking pissed off. That is bullshit. Julian now has 100. Julian, select your category. Bullshit.

A legit 100. Fucking bullshit. I'm going to go for... You can't look at the questions. The one with the... The tea time. Let's go tea time. Tea time.

Fucking bullshit. Okay, so it's tea. The letter tea is in quotes. All right, yeah. Letter tea time. And the only clue is domesticated. Tiger. Sorry, who was a tiger?

That is incorrect, Ricky. Domesticated? Domesticated. Starts with a T. Is this for 100? Ricky's back in! No, no, that was meant to be expired. Oh.

What is trained? Oh, fuck's sakes. Trained! You saw that! Julian, you fucking shitter! No, he can't see it until I put the thing on it. I can't fucking see that. Julian, you know he can't see it until I put the thing on. I can't fucking see that. It doesn't show up until I highlight it. Fucking Julian. Julian got another one for 100. That's it.

Let's finish this. It is a tie game, boys. So it's over. No, it is. This is just... Come back next week to break the tiebreaker. Yes, pick... Tea time for like 800.

Fuck off. I don't know T words. Tea time for 500 is the highest. 500, let's go. T time for 500. Just wait now, I gotta get, she's not fucking quite centered. Lukewarm as coffee that sat too long. Say it again.

Lukewarm as coffee that sat too long. A T word. Lukewarm as coffee that sat too long. A T word. Lukewarm as coffee that sat too long. Oh, it's easy. What is T? I don't know. I'm throwing it out there. I'm going to guess again.

Are you fucking... I'm throwing out T words, man. Is your name Ricky? It must be. What's that supposed to mean? I can't even get my head around this one. As tea time would be lukewarm. Lukewarm?

What is lukewarm, Ricky? He wouldn't fucking know. Lukewarm. Oh, my God. Sorry, waiter. Excuse me. This coffee is... Yeah, it's terrible.

Come on, Ricky. It's probably a word you've never heard. It's like we're in a fucking stone fuck up here. I don't know. Try one, Ricky. It is... Let's see, man. Any T word, Ricky.

Just give me one word that starts with T. Treat. Lukewarm coffee. That sounds wrong. Lukewarm coffee is... Is a treat. The answer is tepid. Who would not have fucking known that?

Who says tepid? I know, like, fucking Tyrannosaurus Rex. You know what, boy? I think you should stick around the 100 level questions. No, fuck yeah. Clearly the 500s are fucking dazzling your brain. What is it? Trepid.

No, tepid. Oh. Careers 500. Let's go. Why 500? Because you're really dumb. Careers for 500. The answer is, it's the primary field of business which employs people called actuaries.

Boys, this is easy. Ricky. No, it's not what I thought it was. Well, just say it anyway. You rang in. River people. No, those are tributaries. I remember that afterwards. Tributaries.

These are the primary field of business which employs people called actuaries. Very simple question. I can't answer again. I wish I could. I wish I was playing this game. No, no, you're not Googling it. I'm checking on my email. You're not, Jeff.

It's just beeped. You're Googling. Put your Googler away. I don't on my email. You're not checking. It's just beefed. You're Googling. Put your Googler away. I don't think they're going to kill me, guys. I wish I could play this game. I haven't seen the answer because I can't see it. What are you guessing? Bubbles for 500.

Accounting. And the answer is? Insurance. Insurance, okay. You fucked up. See? Fuck you. You think you're so good at this game?

That was a horrible, horrible fuck up. It's insurance. I would have said insurance. Fuck. All right. I'm still winning. I was thinking of something else. No, it's still a tie game.

100-100. All right, let's go. Julian's still picking the category. Ice cream, 200. Ice cream for 200. Ricky, this is a big category for you. All right. Who knows more about ice cream than you, Ricky?

Day of the week on which Americans consume the most ice cream. Ricky was in first. Who is Saturday? Who is? The answer, no, it's not Saturday. Fuck, I knew it's not Saturday Fuck I knew it was not Saturday What a Sunday

Yeah It is Sunday Fuck Everything goes up for ice cream on a Sunday man Fuck Julian has gone Up to That was for 200

So Julian is now at 400 Which means I win No we're not done yet 400. Which means I win. No, we're not done yet. What do you mean? I win. No, Ricky needs a chance to... No, you cheated, so... I cheated. Pack a category.

We're gonna go Superstitions, 200. Superstitions for 200. The answer is... Oh, Julian rang in. You've got to give me the answer. Am I fucking... Oh, man, come on. You've got to give an answer, Julian.

Four-leaf clover. What is a four-leaf clover? If you get this right, I'm going to fucking shit my pants. No, it is not a four-leaf clover. What's the question? Quickie to steal the game. That was bullshit, Bob.

If, after a wedding, an unmarried girl sleeps with this under her pillow, she'll dream of her future mate. You just got to name what it is? Yes, Ricky. A... P? A what? P.

What was the question? What the... A fucking P. Pee? A what? Pee. What was the question? What the? A fucking pee. If after a wedding, an unmarried girl sleeps with this under her pillow, she'll dream of her future mate. A fucking pee. Well, remember that princess that... Ricky, that wasn't about weddings and dreaming of your future mate. Wait, okay.

Say it one more time. Ricky, that wasn't about weddings and dreaming of your future mate. Wait, okay. Say it one more time. If after a wedding, an unmarried girl sleeps with this under her pillow, she will dream of her future mate. Ricky. What is a vibrator?

I was thinking a rubber, like a rubber. It's a piece of cake, boys. A piece of the wedding cake. How the fuck does that work? What the fuck would you do that for? Man, it's gonna ruin your bed. You think the answer was a vibrator? Fuck, she'd definitely be doing whatever she does. Why would she sleep with it under her pillow?

Why wouldn't she sleep with it, you know? Well, she'd take it out from under her pillow and right in there. All right. That's an easy one, man. I thought it was. We're done. No, we got one more question. I'm gonna take it out from under her pillow and... Right in there. Alright. It's an easy one, man. I thought it was... We're done. No, we got one more question.

I wanna see if Ricky can tie the game. Oh, for fuck's sakes. Alright. Julian's still in control of the category, though. Uh... Do something good. Fuck you. Lakes and rivers.

For two awesome... Lakes and rivers? For two awesome? Fuck! The answer is famous lake which occupies the caldera of Mount Mazama, an extinct volcano in Oregon. Awesome. That was a great category. It's what, a lake? It is a famous lake in Oregon. Don't have a fucking clue.

Oh, uh... Fuck! No, don't. Let's just move on to the next one. No, it's not the one I'm thinking of anyway. Or the Olympics. Fuck that. Okay, I'll give you a second clue.

That isn't listed, but I'll just... I looked at the answer. Um... A second clue. So it's a famous lake in Oregon. Yeah. And it's named after... An impact. An after... an impact.

An impact? An impact. Ricky! What is Lake Punch? Close, Ricky, but a different type of impact that created the lake. What would it create? Oh, fucking goddammit. That created the lake. What would it create? Oh, fucking goddammit.

That created the lake. An impact. Like a fucking... No, man, that's too easy. Why? Well, this is a clue I'm giving you. I'm trying to make it easy. It's very easy.

Like a meteor or a fucking... Lake meteor? Is that your guess? No, well, that's what I'm saying. It's stupid. An impact. Something's going to impact the Earth? Asteroid, man. Lake Comet.

Your mama jumping out of a plane. No, but what's left after the impact, you dumb... Lake Crater? Rick, you get that! No, no! Lake Crater! Hey, listen. You were looking right at him when you gave him that clue.

I didn't hear the last of it. What is Lake Crater? You didn't last of it. What is Lake Crater? Didn't buzz in. You didn't say what it is. What is Lake Crater? Doesn't matter. Game's over. Julian won.

Credits were rolling when he gave his answer. Julian won. He got another 200 because you didn't ring in. Fuck this bullshit. It was Crater Lake, Ricky. Crater Lake.

Fuck you guys. You got to loosen up on the rules a bit, bud. I'm done. I'm pissed off. I hate these fucking games. I'm not playing anymore. Julian finished with 600 points. Ricky finished with 200.

I got the first two. That's all that matters. Fuck everybody else. No, I won. This podcast was brought to you by... Peanuts? No, it wasn't. It was brought to you by who, Julian? TrailPrepBoysMerch.com. Go there, buy some shit.

Yes, there's new stuff there, too. I saw some lovely things. Nice. And nice stand and everything. What about our stands? Like, where the fuck? I've got them coming. We sound like shit.

I've got them coming. The mics are coming next week. Or the arms, I mean. Or I'll rig something up if I have to. And peanuts from the great peanut tree of rutu. Thank you. Rutu. That's what they taste like. Rickeyware and the flying fuck is the peanut tree of rutu.

Right here. Oh my god, man. The great peanut tree of rutu. Wow. Okay, we're going to have to auction that off. What's the giraffe saying there? The giraffe is saying, love peanuts. Mmm. Alright.

That's how baked I got. This stuff is pretty trippy shit, man. Drawing peanut trees. So the Great Peanut tree of Rutu and giraffes eat peanuts right off the trees. Fucking love them. We'll auction that off for charity. What charity will we give that to, people?

Ricky? The endangered peanut-eating giraffes and the endangered peanut trees of Rutu. What about people that are allergic to peanuts? Good one, like me. Maybe I should buy it. Maybe you should. Maybe I should stop eating the fucking thing.

What's your first bid on your own picture, Ricky? How much would you pay for that? Four dollars. Sold! Two thousand bucks. Anybody want to beat me? Bring it on. You're going to give me two thousand bucks for that? I'm drawing more pictures. What do you want? Do you want anything made out to you? You know what? We should put this on fucking eBay for real. See?

Now you're talking. I'm putting the cocksucker on eBay. Give me that fucking thing. No. It's going on eBay. Check eBay, people. I'm putting it in Moe's fucking bedroom. No. Check your eBay. Search for the... What is it? Damn it. Search for

The Great Peanut Tree of Rutu by Ricky. That's going to be on eBay. No, it won't. Yes, it will. Starting at two grand. We're going to make some money, and we're going to give the money to charity. If you give it to charity, maybe. Does that mean I have to sign it?

Yes, we'll get you to sign it. Sign it on camera right now so people know it's authentic. How do you sign things? You take your pen. That's silver, so... That's a nice color. Silver's all right. Silver's all right. Sign her in silver, Ricky. All right. And then sign Ricky down in the bottom right corner.

Like by the peanut or by the tree? Wherever you feel. I think I'm gonna go by the tree. I like the tree. Okay. Right on. I did a fancy error. We might get, like, ten grand Okay. Right on. I'm gonna do a fancy error. We might get like 10 grand for this fucking thing. You never know. We're not gonna get boo-boo.

Bet you we get 100 bucks for it. It's not going for anything less than two grand. I'm telling you right now. You guys are crazy. Nobody's gonna pay two grand for it. I'm gonna pay fucking five dollars for that piece of shit. Nobody's gonna pay two grand, but I bet you somebody pays a hundred, maybe 200. No.

2,001 bucks, you're gonna have it. Five bucks. The Great Peanut Tree of Rutu by Rick. First bit of five dollars is yours. Going up on eBay today. You guys are fucked. No, you're fucked. I got a good, another one of these little things.

I'm the fuck out of here. Oh, imagine that. Julian left before it was over. What a fucking surprise. Okay, tune in next week when we're going to shoot this podcast in Ricky's living room. And we're going to play a whole new game that I came up with. What the fuck are you talking about? Don't worry about it. What the fuck are you talking about? Don't worry about it.

No surprises. Tune in. Fuck.