Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 61 - Ow! Lava Hurt! Yuk!

Episode Date: September 28, 2016

Canada’s most prolific visual artist is at it again! On this week’s podcast, Ricky creates a new drawing for charity. He also takes a crack at explaining the reasons behind global warming. Plus - Bubbles is hard into the wine and his hosting of Sunnyvale Jeopardy goes off the rails! Episode 61 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!    

What is this stuff, man? Don't know. You don't know? I found it in my cigarette pack. So it could be basically anything? Yep. Take your head off? Yep.

Great. I wish you had fucking told me that. Because your hat off. Yep. Great. Take your hat off more hopefully. Ricky, I wish you'd have fucking told me that. Because I am ripped. Me too, buddy. I don't like being this high, Ricky. Why? I gotta try to get on the wine and calm it down.

Get on the what? You've been drinking all fucking night, bubs. Like, what the fuck are you doing, man? You've been drinking a lot lately, man. I mean get on a new bottle of wine. There, Ricky. What is, get on a new bottle of wine. There we go. What is it?

I don't know. It's yours. He just asked you. Oh, yeah. No, I don't know. What are we... Are we doing this? Yeah, we're doing it, aren't we? Yeah, the fucking lights are on.

Want me to start this off? Do you know how? Who else would, Julian? Oh, fuck. Who else would do it? Hey, well, you know, I like fucking doing it, okay? What's going on, fuckers? This is the official Trailer Prep Boys podcast.

It's coming at you right now, and we are getting fucked up. What number is it? 61. 61, huh? What is a 61? Sexually. A 61? Sexually? I don't know, Ricky, if there's such a thing.

Here, take that. There should be. What are you drawing? Why are you so distracted? Sorry, guys. Just, I don't know, the, uh... What's a 61? That fucking dumb picture that you guys put up for a fucking auction. Made some money for that good charity, so I said fuck it, maybe I'll... Nice.

Draw another one. That's real nice of you, man. That's really nice of you. It's nice to give back, guys. How much of it, how much of it are we getting like a... Basically all I've done is party and smoke dope and grow dope, sell dope and drink. Mm-hmm. So now I'm gonna give back a little bit.

So what are we gonna do, sit here and watch fucking Ricky draw stupid pictures all day? No, no, no, no. Let's talk about some shit. What do you want to talk about? Fuck. Bubbs, you're fucked. Yeah. Yeah, Bubbs, you've been getting really banged up.

Are you okay, man? You want to talk about anything? You all right? No, fuck off, Ricky. I know what you're doing. What? Needling. Well, yeah, we want to talk about anything? No, fuck off Ricky. I know what you're doing. What? Needling.

Needling into my business. You stressed out because that fucking girl didn't call you back? No. A little bit? How many bottles of wine did you drink yesterday? I'm talking yesterday the whole day until this morning. Four. Just four?

Yup. It's not that bad. Four is quite a bit, pups. I. Just four? Yup. It's not that bad. Four's quite a bit, pups. I'm gonna tell ya. I started at 10 in the morning. Four bottles of wine's not that bad. Now you've got another one on the go. It's what, noon? Yeah.

So what? How drunk are you right now? I'm one to 10. Not Leahy drunk. What was it, seven? Six, seven. But you haven't been dead. I'm under ten. No, you're not. Lay he drunk. What was it, seven? Six, seven. All right. So the fuck...

You haven't been to bed. So the Swear Nut Fuckheads gave us a bunch of shit from Hawaii. So... Like what? Like these donkey balls here. Don't know what the fuck those are. Chocolate covered mac nuts. I guess they're McDonald's maybe.

Macadamia nuts, Ricky. Not McDonald's, man. Who's that? It's not a person. Hi, how you doing? Macadamia. Macadamia nuts? Macadamia nuts, Ricky. Not McDonald's, man. Who's that? It's not a person. Hi, how you doing? Macadamia. Macadamia nut.

And what would a chocolate-covered fucking McDonald's taste like? Like this. Try one. That's not a Mc... They're macadamia nuts, man. You try one. We also have some Kekona potato chips,

also made fresh in Hawaii. These are dark chocolate. I don't like dark chocolate. Dark chocolate gives me shit. I didn't think you were that kind of guy, man. What kind of guy? That didn't like the dark. Dark chocolate? I don't like dark chocolate. No, I know. That's what I was talking about. What were you talking about?

What the fuck are you talking about? These are potato chips. Hawaii potato chips. Well, Ricky, I don't want my face right inside the bag. And here we've got some Hawaiian tangy apple rings. Tangy? They're tangy, are they? Yeah.

You wanna try one of those, Bubblicious? No, Ricky, stop pushing your fucking food on me. Well, I think Hawaii's kind of a cool fucking place. I don't know if you guys knew this, but it wasn't there before. It was made from volcanoes blowing up like fucking crazy. Yeah. And made land, and then eventually dirt blew in from some dust clouds and fucking put dirt everywhere and shit started to grow from seeds washing up in the ocean and Animals collecting them and then planting them and next thing you know, you got a fucking brand new country

That's kind of cool Wow That's how it happened. Where did you read all that Ricky? You obviously read a book or something. No, I saw a show on it. So a volcano erupted. And then the dirt that's in Hawaii, that just blew in from a dust cloud? Yeah, I guess there's a lot of deserts probably close by. And it just carried right over. No, there isn't.

There's no deserts close by, Ricky. Where'd the dirt come from then? It's a five hour flight. It's out in the middle of the ocean. Where'd the dirt come from, then? It's a five-hour flight. It's out in the middle of the ocean. Where'd the fucking dirt come from? I don't claim to know that. I'm just telling you it didn't come from the dirt. Well, they can't truck it in because it's a fucking island, just so you know.

No roads. Another cool thing about it. I think I might want to go there. What do you mean there's no roads? Well, there may be roads on the island, but none to get to the island. That's the definition of an island, Ricky. Right. It's way the fuck out there, man.

Oh, all of a sudden Julian knows everything about it. It's, what, a nine and a half hour flight from here? It's fucking far, man. Yeah, it's about a five hour flight from the west coast. And you don't want fucking, you know, jet problems when you're crossing the ocean. You'd be fucked. Yes, you would.

All right, well, I just think it's a cool fucking place, and that brings me to talking about global warming, because people don't fucking shut up about that these days. Hey, it's fucking hottest summer we ever had. Well, guess what? You got to think outside the box. You got to use science. Oh, fuck.

It was hot, but who's to say it wasn't hot because of the volcanoes like in Hawaii and all these fucking forest fires burning everywhere. A lot of fucking heat's coming off those. It probably carries over the whole fucking country. Takes her up about five or ten degrees. No. So maybe it's not global warming. Could be, but we don't know for sure.

Could be the fucking fires and the volcanoes and other heaty devices. Barbecues. A lot of people are barbecuing this summer. That's going to keep the fucking thing up. That's true. No, it's not true. I'm just, I'm trying to, I just don't want them to,

you know, continue talking about this. No, but especially a forest fire. Remember that big fucking one that was out west? It was huge, man. Huge. And it's got smoke clouds. Well, the heat's going to go up, hit the clouds and go, no, can't a forest fire. That big fucking one that was out west. It was a huge match. Huge. And it's got smoke clouds. Well, the heat's gonna go up, hit the clouds and go, nope, can't go any further, we're blocked, and just go out everywhere.

All of a sudden it's fucking hot as fuck, and oh, fuck, global warming. Global warming this, global warming that. Fuck off. Fuck. I think there's more to it than that, Ricky. There's more science involved. I'm not saying there's not,

but I'm just saying we've got to look at all the possibilities. Ricky, do you know how many fucking people would have to be barbecuing to raise the temperature of the Earth? No, but we should find out. Hmm. It's not possible, Ricky. There's not enough barbecues in the world. Even if they were all on at once, it wouldn't raise the temperature of the Earth.

There's got to be a scientific math formula, I would say. If this many people were barbecuing at once, the temperature of the Earth would go up by about 40 degrees. There absolutely is a scientific formula, but I don't know what it is, and it's a fucking big number. Probably hundreds of trillions of barbecuers. So you think I'm fucked, is that what you're saying? Pretty much. Big time. That's great to know.

Well, just a fucking thought, guys. It's a good thought. What do you guys got to talk about? Not really. Well, there's a guy here. This is like a two-second thing. Guy with the best memory in the world. Well, there's a guy here. This is like a two-second thing. Guy with the best memory in the world.

How long do you think it takes him to fucking memorize a deck of cards? Four seconds. 52 seconds. Three seconds. How? He's fucking... Fans them out? Done. What's your in the memory?

Yeah, but he could... It's not allowed in casinos, though. The casinos are like basically saying, get the fuck out of here, man. He could have a built-in camera. So he'd always take a picture of it, like those phones. That's called a photographic memory, Ricky. It's not an actual camera. Photogenic, isn't it?

No. A photogenic memory would mean that your memory takes a nice picture. I get those. It looks nice in print. All right. Do you have a photogenic memory, Rick? I was told I did when I was younger. By who?

Well, a couple of my earlier teachers. They said that I should have been good at school, but they were wrong. I call bullshit. I think we should play a little Jeopardy, boys. Let's get into it, man. We're supposed to play that stupid acting game, but you can't really do that without, you know, somebody else to judge, right? I just forgot. I got a little banged up and I forgot we were supposed to play charades.

Well, just for the records, I would have won. No, you wouldn't have, Ricky. Okay, boys. Let's get down to Jeopardy. I'm your host, Bob Listerback. Right out of her. The categories today are food. War stories. Timely songs. The categories today are food, war stories, timely songs, five letter words, geography, and the hardware store.

Sounds like a lot of fun, Bob. It's going to be a lot of fun. Okay. Are you ready to keep doing this? What? Is he ready to go? I'm going, yeah, got it. First one to ring in gets the first question. Ricky. Ricky, you get to pick the category. That was bullshit, man. I had a fucking drink in my hand. Well, I'll teach you. Rivers and Streams for 100. I think Rivers and Streams is in the game we played last week, Ricky. Fuck! What were they? Food, war stories, timely songs, five-letter words...

Geography or hardware stores? I'm gonna go with timeless songs. Timely. Oh, never mind. Sports. No, it wasn't sports. What was the first couple? What the fuck is going on here? Food, war stories, timely songs, five-letter words... I'm gonna go with timeless songs. Timely. Oh, nevermind.

Sports. No, it wasn't, what was the first couple? What the fuck is going on here? Food. Food. War stories. Food. I'm way too big to be playing this right now. Food for 100?

Yeah, no, let's go for 200. Okay. Fuck it. Freaky. From Turkish for dull. What is this, what's the category? Food. Okay, fuck off. For 200. Don't forget the phrase as a question.

Thank you for the reminder. From Turkish for doll, you can pick the pockets of this mid-eastern... What is a pita? Oh, Ricky. Ricky gets pita. What the fuck is going on with you, man? It's the drugs. Yes, give me a piece of paper.

They're opening up fucking things in my brain. Give me a scorecard, Ricky. Okay. I'll give you this one because it's kind of damaged. Ricky, 400 already. Woo! No, 200. Oh, well.

Okay, Ricky. You set me up, man, didn't you? No, I didn't. No, he did. Spunking that shit. You know I can't handle this shit like you can. Ricky, 200. Okay, Ricky, peck the next category.

Let's try timeless songs. For what dollar amount? Let's go with 100 for this one. Alex? You must remember this. The theme song for Casablanca. Fuck. It's probably going to have the word time in it.

God damn it. You must remember this. The theme song for Casablanca. I must remember this. What is I'll remember you to the end of time? That is incorrect, Ricky, but that was a fucking very good guess. That was very fucking good, man. I thought that could have been it. It was not it.

I fucked up. What's the question again? You must remember this. The theme song from Casablanca, so it goes. You must remember this. And as time, you know. The first time that we, what is the first time that we kissed? Incorrect.

Fuck. The correct answer was, as time goes by. Ricky, it's still your board. Give me another category, please, Alex. Well, Ricky, you got food, war stories, timely songs, five letter words, geography, or hardware stores. Hardware stores. For 100, hardware stores. A wrench with fixed and adjustable jaw at right angles. It's a primate. What is a vice grip?

What is it? Oh, fuck. Wrong. Ricky, ring in. What was the question, Alex? Oh, a fucking wrench. Wrong. Ricky, ring in. I... What was the question, Alex? Oh, I got it. A wrench with fixed and adjustable jaw at right angles. It's a primate's favorite. I didn't listen to the whole fucking question right. What is an adjustable wrench? What is a fucking monkey wrench? Oh, fuck off, Julie.

Are you kidding me? A primate's favorite, Ricky. They were giving you the clue. Totally, man. This shit's fucking me up. So Julian got 100 points, and it's your board, Julian. Pick a category. Fucking asshole.

Let's go with War Stories, 100. War Stories. Classic children's novel and Disney movie, Johnny Tremaine, is set during this war. Boys, come on. That is World War I. Incorrect. I have no fucking idea. I am a master of war.

Classic children's novel and Disney movie. Johnny Tremaine is set in what war? I'm going to try the Civil War, Alex. Oh, that's fucking close, Ricky. How the fuck are you coming up with these, man? It was the Revolutionary War. Do I get any points? Julian stole your board, I guess.

No, man, no, no, no. What? I didn't know the guess, didn't I? No, I just said the answer, by the way. See? This is fucked. You don't get double guesses on Japanese. Well, just get on to the next one, man.

Well, it's your board. Pick one, you. Fuck off. Five-letter words for a hundred. Fuck's sake. Five-letter words for a hundred. Army officer above a captain but below a lieutenant colonel. Cancel my bill.

Above a captain but below a lieutenant colonel. Five-letter word? Yep. Fuck me. That's six letters, Ricky. Below a lieutenant colonel. Five letter word? Yup. Fuck me. That's six letters, Ricky. Uh, below a captain? That's a fucking... Below a colonel.

Below a lieutenant colonel. Oh. Colonel's more than five letters. You're right, man. How do you spell colonel, Recchi? I don't know. K-E-R-N-E-L. Yeah, that's right.

There's a... You're talking about popcorn. I don't fucking know, man. You don't know? Oh, oh, oh! What is a major? Fuck my ass. A major. Julian pulls it out of his ass.

That was 100, though, right? That was 100. You guys both tied at 200. Suck it. Still Julian's board. Let's go five-letter words again. 200. Five-letter words. You just know I'm not good at words, you fuckhead.

Fuck yeah. Five-letter words for 200. I think the 200 question's broken. Let's go for 300. 300. Alex. Scottish for a square of turf. Amateur golfers often become pros at producing one.

Ricky. What is it, green? No. What's the question again? Fuck. Scottish for a square of turf, amateur golfers often become pros at producing one. It's easy.

I don't fucking know golf, man. Divot! Fuck! Oh, for fuck's sakes. A divot. Bobbles is in for 300. Bobbles leading the game. No, no, no, no.

You're not even in this fucking game. I am now. Are you kidding me, man? You're the fucking host. Yeah, well... Why doesn't Alex get on board and start fucking throwing out answers? He does if he's all crap and cranked up on wine. Alright, come on, bring it on you motherfuckers.

I'm gonna say five letter words for 400. The answer is... 13 witches. What's the question? Quick, what is the question? Question! 13 witches. What's the question? Ah! Ah! Quick, what is the question? Question! 13 witches. What does that mean? What did the... I didn't...

Bubbles is in... a coven. C-O-V-E-N. You're looking at the answers! No! American Horror Story. American Horror Story. Let's see if it's right. See, this is bullshit.

Yes! Bubbles is at 700. No, this is not fair, man. He's fucking rack and shop. This game is under protest big time. Five letter words for 500. Gary the Gardener would use this protective covering of sawdust, leaves, etc. on his soil. This is five letter words?

Yeah. Gary the gardener would use this protective... Mulch! Oh, my fucking God. Are you fucking kidding me? Mulch!

This is $500. I am fucking killing it. You cheated, man. You just decided... How am I cheating? You can't see the... Yeah, but you're the host of this fucking game. So?

Let's go... Bubbles, let's go with... Food for two for 100. Steak named for the shape of its bone. What was it? Just a second. I didn't fucking hear the questions. All right, I'm gonna to stop fucking doing this. Trying to help people out here. Steak named for the shape of its bone.

What is T-Bone? Fuck you. Bubbles was in first. No, no, no, no, no, no. You go fuck yourself, man. Okay, T-Bone. You give me the fucking hundred points. Joey got a measly hundred points and takes control of the board.

All right. Dick. Let's go with... Stop reading the questions. I'm not reading the fucking questions. Food, 400. Food for 400. Son of a bitch.

The answer is, when smoked with juniper brush, this food is associated with the German town of Westphalia. What? Is it a six-letter word? A five-letter word? It's just food, man. Oh. When smoked with juniper brush, this food is associated with the German town of Westphalia.

Ricky. What is bratwurst? Sausage. Well, I can't look yet. In the event you're wrong, Bobbles is going to ring in with schnitzel. All right. You can't see in case you want to guess.

Yeah. No. Me and Ricky were we're both incorrect. Fuck! Question again, please. When smoked with juniper brush, this food is associated with the German town of Westphalia. That's where they make the Volkswagen campervans.

Yes, it is. Probably, yeah, it is. It is. All right, so something that's smoked with jasmine or some fucking thing? Juniper brush. Juniper, oh, man. Yeah, jasmine, that's what it was. Dummy.

And where's this place at? Germany. And you said sausage and you said? Schnitzel. What the fuck else is going on there? You smoke. There's all kinds of smoked foods in Germany. I don't know, man. Take a guess. Smoked ribs. What else is going on there? These smoke. There's all kinds of smoked foods in Germany.

I don't know, man. Take a guess. Smoked ribs. Smoked ribs, the famous German smoked ribs. Hey man, I have no fucking idea. The answer, what is Black Forest Ham? Oh, fuck. Black Forest Ham. Julian still controls the board.

I thought Black Forest Ham was from the English. No. War Stories, man, for like 400. War Stories for 400. Okay, the question, answer. Coppola based his Vietnam War epic Apocalypse Now Oh, got it. on Heart of Darkness by this Polish-born author.

Ricky! Who would suck my cock? I don't fucking know Polish authors. Fuck off! Ask something easy. Let me check to see if that was the correct answer, and it is no. Oh, I should have had that. Who is Joseph? Oh, so you got to read Joseph. I didn't read fucking Joseph on there.

That just came out of nowhere. No, it just came out of nowhere. Joe. Joe. Joe. Joe, yeah. That's all I got. I should get half points.

No. You saw. You read it when I pulled it. I know. What? I was just moving No. You saw, you read it when I pulled it. I know. What? Sorry, I was just moving things around here, guys. Bubbles! Joseph Conrad! Yes! Well, you fucking looked at the answer, bull fucking shit.

Give me half the point. You're not getting half the points. Half the points. No. What was it? Three, four hundred? You still control the board. Ah, fuck. Hardware fucking store.

What number? 200? 200. I got this one, baby. Okay, Ricky, you might. To repair a leaky faucet, all you might need is this little flat or beveled rubber piece. Julian. What is washer?

I forget what it's called. I know what it is, but I forget what it's called. What's the question again? To repair a leaky faucet, all you might need is this little flat or beveled rubber piece. What is a gasket? Oh, boy. Oh, I got it. Oh, boy. Where is this, Mike?

It's a gasket. No, it's a washer. Fuck! Yeah, suck it. Go upstairs. Throw that down. 400 points. Where's this my Gasket no, it's a washer Yeah, go up throw that down 400 points. That's not 400. That was 200 who gets no one gets that Do you want to get a washer first? How do you fix a leaky faucet with it you put a fucking washer in it you tighten the cocksucker up. But washers aren't rubber. You get rubber washers, man. You get plastic washers, metal washers.

Shouldn't have been called a washer. Should have been called a gasket. I agree. I think. Cocksuckers. Okay, what do you want now, Julian? Fucking washer. Hardware store.

300. You guys are dumb. You're dumb. Three types of this hardware found on doors are self-closing, pivot, and butterfly. What are hinges? Oh, man, Julian could really... I don't even care anymore. Yeah.

Hinges. Eat my ass. Both of you guys. Fucking, you gotta cheat. I'm playing Legion here. Not playing 100? You want her for 400? I'm not playing anymore, so fuck off.

Oh, look who's all fraidy. Fraidy cat. Nope, just think you cheat. Come on, Ricky, keep playing. For 400, appropriate way laugh-in actress Judy Kern would have asked for a light bulb holder. What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck?

This is a hardware store? Yeah. Appropriate way, laugh-in actress Judy Caron would have asked for a light bulb holder. I don't have fuck clue.

Ricky! What is... Do you have any fucking lamps? Hmm. Without the fucking? Let me go through that and see. The answer is...socket.

What does socket do me? No, you saw it. I didn't see it. It just popped into my head like a light bulb going off. It popped into your head right when I pulled the answer up on the screen. Didn't see it, man. That is fucking amazing. I did not see it. I was eating chips. No. You don't get the points for that one.

Good. We're done. 500. Let's talk about some other shit. A cutting bit used to enlarge holes that might cause the user a newie. A cutting... It's your phone, your mom. What is it? A reamer.

Your mother is a reamer. What's the question? Nope. Nope. What's the question? Nope. What is the question again? You just saw the answer. I can't fucking see that. Well, then why did you say no, it wasn't my answer? Because I noticed there was two words, and there's no fucking way. I was just, I don't know what it is.

A cutting bit used to enlarge holes. It might cause the user anewy. It's not a reamer? No. No. Cutting bit to large holes. Oh, that's a... Look at you.

Look at him pretending like he's... What a dick. ...coming up with it. Yeah. He saw the answer. Yeah, I'm not playing anymore. Fuck you guys. A socket bit?

What is a socket bit? What is a socket bit? No, Ricky, you can steal this. Don't be bored, though. Don't be bored. I don't fucking know what a large hole would be. Don't be bored, Ricky. You can get this. Don't be bored.

Hey, hey! What? I'm just telling him not to be bored. A borough bit. Borrower. Nope. It was a boring bit. And that concludes this game. Excellent. Julian has three, four, five, six, seven, 800 points.

Ricky has 200 points. Bubbles has 1,200 points. Bullshit. I won. You know what, boys? You fucking shoot it. Bubbles wins. I'm going on a date tonight, so fuck you guys.

A date with who? That fucking crazy chick. What'd you call her? Remember the hockey camp I was running with that crazy mother? You're going on a date with her? Yeah. Pretty excited. The one that's always mouthing off to you.

Yeah, but I mouth off right back and I think there's kind of this weird little... The one that told you to suck her dick? She may have said that, but I said something right back to her. And I think there's kind of this weird kind of, hey, I want to make out with you kind of tension. So we'll see what happens. Unfortunately, she is married. So Ricky's getting banged tonight. I don't think she's happy.

What are you doing tonight, bubs? I'm going to stay on the wine, I believe. You're just going to keep drinking wine? Yep. What are you doing tonight, bubs? I'm gonna stay on the line, I believe. You're just gonna keep drinking wine? Yep. Guess what else I found out, boys. She works for the Canadian Broadcasters Company. CBC? This could be a big fucking...

What? Well, she's making lots of money. You gonna reel her in? I don't know. Do they make lots of money? Well, let's just see. You're re're going to reel her in? I don't know. Do they make lots of money? Well, it's just seeing you reel her in. Depends on what her job is, Ricky. I don't know if she's a cleaner or if she's, you know. If she's a cleaner at the CBC, she's probably not making huge money.

I mean. She gets paid vacation. Maybe a lot more than you, but. She's pretty hot. She is. Good looking lady. Just don't get, you know. don't rush into anything, man. No, I'm not like that.

Rick. That's what you said about you know who. Who? You know who. Don't even wanna talk about her. Rushed into that and look what happened. Yeah, you did rush into it loosey-roosy, Ricky. You banged her once and then you nasty Mary. Boom. See, you know that rocket it loosey, Ricky. You banged her once and then you... Boom. See, you know that rocket launch we saw?

Yeah. Can we actually see the fucking satellite up in the air? Yes. Like, have we got really big tonight if I get home early? Well, I mean, you'd have to get a... There's an app called Satellite Tracker. We can punch it in there and it'll tell us where it is. I mean, if it's on the other side of the Earth, you're not going to see it, Ricky. Can you use the app to fucking say, hey, bud, over this way?

No, Ricky, you can't control it. It's not like a remote control fucking thing. They don't have that kind of technology yet. Well, they do, but they're not going to let you download it at the Apple Store. Think about that. Think if you could download an app that controlled satellites, Ricky. Well, they should have at least one up there that you could do that, just for the kids and shit. No, Ricky.

Moe would love that. Hey, Moe, five minutes from now, little buddy's coming over to say hello. You could have, like, a message, like laser message. Mm-hmm. Just an idea, guys. I guess it was dumb. No, it was really fucked up. It was really fucking dumb, Ricky.

What if two million people have the app and they're all trying to control the satellite at the same time? Yeah, that could be a problem. What are you drawing? There should be shifts. Well, I drew another picture for Gordani's charity. It's fucking terrible. I don't think we should use this one.

Oh, this is a good one. It was after Hawaii. I drew a volcano that fucking was hurting a whale. It's called Mount Killawale. There it is. There's a whale up here and he's saying,

ow, lava hurt. Yuck. Nice picture, man. Here, let me see it. It was the drugs, guys. That's a good picture. So are we going to auction this off? I don't know.

Let's do it. That one might be too terrible. No, that's a great one. It's not as good as the great peanut tree of Rutu. I think it's better. Mount Kilauea. It's in Hawaii. It is, is it? How come it is Hawaii and just not Hawaii? It's just the way it's spelled. It is in Hawaii. It is, is it? How come it is Hawaii and just not Hawaii? It's just the way it's spelled. It's Hawaii.

No, but if you look at it, it's not. Why, because it has two I's on the end of it? Why do they do that? That's a good slogan for Hawaii. Come to Hawaii, we have two I's. Yeah, but then you'd think it, yeah, see, that's what I was thinking. Come see Hawaii, we have two eyes. Yeah, but then you'd think, yeah, see, that's what I was thinking. Come see Hawaii, we have two eyes. Come see Hawaii with your two eyes.

Yeah, this is terrible. We can't, we can't. No, it's going up for auction, Rick. It's a done deal. That'll be up for auction, folks. Mount Kilauea. Keep your eyes peeled. It's for a good cause, I guess, even if it's shitty.

It's for Gord Downey's... You think it'll make five bucks? Ten bucks? Gord Downey's Brain Cancer Charity. We're gonna make them a couple bucks. Fucking love you, Gord. I'm sure you keep the receipts, Rick. You probably need a case of markers. I just want some. As long as these don't dry out, I'm fucking happy. No, no, we should get some more.

Give me paper. I can get the markers. Give me markers and I'll draw shitty, the shittiest fucking art in the north of the Americas. Boys, I'm fucking... All right, I've got to start. I'm getting tired. I need you to get some drinks for me, man. That stuff puts you to sleep bad.

Ricky, you didn't go to sleep that quick. Yeah, man. That stuff puts you to sleep bad. Ricky. You didn't go to sleep that quick. Yeah, man. I can do the same thing. I'm fucked. He just went like... I've never seen anybody go to sleep that quick. Here, you want to put one of these in them?

Boys. See how many of these I can get in his hair before he wakes up. Hey, Julian. Let's start these on Ricky's head. Let's play Jenga, Ricky's head Jenga. Let's play Ricky's head Jenga. Whatever, bud. Ricky's head jenga. I wanna play Ricky's head jenga. Whatever, bud. Ricky's head jenga.

Ah! Hello. Hello! Well, I was just trying to just fucking end this shit. I wanna play Ricky's head jenga. Ricky's on fire! What happened? Thank you.