Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 62 - “No Nonsense” Steve Rogers

Episode Date: October 6, 2016

Channel 10’s very own Steve Rogers is the guest on this week’s podcash! Steve and the Boys talk about getting rid of crabs, developing a radio voice, and the choice between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. Plus, Ricky treats us to a game of “Neck with, Get Drunk with, or Punch in the Face!” Episode 62 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!      

It's going? Going. Fuck, boys, look, I'm just shaking. Welcome to the official podcast here, number 63, Trans Park Boys. I am freaking out. 62. 62.

I don't care. It's a pod-cash, not a pod-cast. Don't give a fuck, I don't care. It's not a pubs. It's a podcash. Not a podcast. Podcast. Don't give a fuck. Podcast. Don't give a fuck. I'm very excited.

Look, I'm trembling just like some kind of a trembling thing. Well, settle down. You're going to get... We have one of the biggest guests that you could possibly have in the studio with us today. I can barely keep together. One of the best news broadcasters in the history of the sport. You have a crush on him? I don't have a crush. You've got a serious man crush,

man. Julian, stop fucking embarrassing me. You're embarrassing me now. Bubbles? No, this is Steve Rogers right here. One of the best news anchors ever. Ever. He's a rock to planet. You know, it's a privilege to be here and I gotta say that one of the news items that I did with you about your cat shop was probably one of the highlights of my career, too.

What? We've had a couple of run-ins with the Christmas thing. The Kitty Land Love Center? Yes. That was actually an award-winning, the Denver News Association gave me an award for the coverage on that one. I don't know if you didn't know that. Did you know that? No, he's bullshitting me? Your fiancé or your wife caught you

whoring at the trailer. Well, I'll tell you, I'm still a single man as a result of that episode. You must get a lot of ladies. Did you get rid of the crabs? We eventually got rid of them by way of some heavy

duty detergents that we brought in. How long did it take you to totally get rid of them by way of some heavy-duty detergents that we brought in How long did it take you to totally get rid of them? Cuz I heard you like you can shampoo then wake up the next morning No, it took six months or six. Oh, that's a lot Yeah, you probably saw me during some of my cast. I was probably you know a little chin and stuff I know I didn't want to say Julian. Yeah them for two and a half months So whatever you do, they were like big big crabs like crabs I didn't want to say anything. Julian only had them for two and a half months. They were big. They were like big crabs.

Like crabs. Because they were on you eating for a long time. They grow. All they do is eat and bang. But I'm still paying the debt on that party. That was quite a fiasco. Thanks. Sorry about that.

It was a good one. It was a mix-up. Everybody had, though. It was a good one. It was a mix-up. Everybody had fun, though. So how does this podcast work here? Podcash. Podcast. How does this work? Well, it's actually underway right now.

Oh, it's underway. Okay. Yes, it's on right now. It's on, yeah. It's October 7th. We could talk. I've got a few things here on that. Maybe we could get some tips from Steve on how to run a proper podcast.

We don't know what the fuck we're doing. He's in broadcasting. Well, that's true. Before I got into television, I was a newspaper guy, and I had some headlines that got me in trouble with my manager. I thought I could read a couple of the ones that I had. So these are vintage Steve Rogers headlines? These are vintage Steve Rogers headlines.

Decent! That he fucked up. So there was a story I did called, well here's the headline. Local student excited that her dad got head job. I remember that. Head job? I remember reading that and thinking,

I think Steve fucked up. And I did some sports for a while too, and according to Nike, Nike Tiger Woods plays with his own balls. I dropped out on a tour. That's awesome. So even cool people fuck up sometimes. Yeah, I reprimanded. It was, and then there was the story about the one-armed man

who applauded strangers for their kindness. See, a one-armed man can't do that. See how smart Steve is? It's a hit slap, hit slap. It's a Zen thing, like the sound of one hand clapping. That was probably right on my, this little thing. Shh. It's the snaps on the fucking shirt.

Oh, it's the snaps. I thought I was making a sound in the air. But I think my favorite story of all was Drunk Dude Bites Friend's Ear Off in Enchilada Dispute. making a sound in the air. But I think my favorite story of all was a drunk dude bites friend's ear off in enchilada dispute. That was probably my favorite story that we covered. Was that a true story?

Somebody bit the friend's ear off? He did, yeah. It got ugly. It got pretty ugly. I wonder did he put it in the enchilada after that and just use it as a topping? It's probably because the ear looks most like an enchilada. So he felt ripped off, so he ate the guy's enchilada. Ricky, what the fuck are you talking about?

An ear doesn't look like an enchilada. What's an enchilada? See, therein lies the problem. It's like the fold over to a soft taco. Yeah, so you could do that with a few. Yeah, you could say that. You could say that. Jesus Murphy.

So those are the stories that got me into television. And then the rest is history. No, it's been great. Channel 10's been a wonderful experience. We get out and around into the community and cover some of the the hard stuff and some of the you know The the people stories like what you guys said yes get into now and again, you know What do you think what's the dirtiest story you ever covered? Do you remember the dirtiest story? I ever covered was probably the the big mud mud slide event that happened on In the park last summer.

A bunch of kids really got into it and got pretty dirty. That was a big story. You were asking them the dirty story. Oh, the dirty story. I guess I was wondering if you get a lot of ass and stuff because you're famous. You're a good looking man.

It's happened. I can't really go into it live on television. No. Well, you're single now. I still have a legal proceeding that's going through, so I don't want to be using this man to talk too much about it. No.

Everybody's got to get banged, Bubbs, okay? Including you. By the looks of it, you should get that going soon, man. What are you talking about? Bubbs, you got a Woody going. I don't. You fucking banged. When you squeezed into your chair, you hit my arm.

All right, enough with the Woody talk. Guys, you're embarrassing everybody here. I'm just saying he's, I don't know, that's a weird thing. I get excited and it starts. When people like Steve Rogers show up. Let's change from wieners to something else. It's October 7th. We're going to play a game called Neck With, Get Drunk With, or Punch in the Face

for birthdays. What is it? Neck With, Get Drunk With, or Punch in the Face. Okay. First birthday, Simon Cowell. Simon Cowell, and then we've got to decide if we want to neck with him. Get drunk with him or punch him in the face.

Yeah, I'm going with punch in the face. I'm going to have to go. I'm not a big Simon fan. Simon Cowell, I would say get drunk with. I'd get drunk with him. I'd get drunk and then punch him in the face. There you go. That's a good solution.

That's a good answer. Vladimir Putin. Punch in the face. Have to. Really? Wow. He's pretty tough. Well, I mean, do I get to punch him and run?

Or do I got to stand there and fight him? All right, sucker punch. Well, he's the leader of the Red Army, though. I don't want to... You don't want to sucker punch him. I don't want to piss him off. Get drunk with him. Yeah, I'd get drunk with him.

I'd get drunk with him. He's probably a big vodka guy, and I kind of like him. I'm partial to vodka. He's definitely... Yeah. Definitely guzzling vodka. You kind of smell like vodka, Steve. You drinking today a lot?

Tony Braxton. Tony Braxton? Neck with. That song she sang... You know something? I don't even know who Tony Braxton is. Oh, come on, Steve. I'm blanking on this one. She's fucking... What's the song, Ricky? Yeah, what song?

What's the song? You know that song. It's fucking huge. Yeah, that really helps. Keep going, keep going. She had like the white one-piece jumpsuit. The Man I Am, or I can't remember how it goes now. Good enough for me.

Tony Braxton sang a song, The Man I Am. No, but you know. Was she a train? Would he marry me? Or, you know, I forget how it goes, but it was fucking sexy. So it's sexy. So it's sexy, so you want to neck with her.

Fuck. It was really good to make out with, too. Yeah, it was a good video. Okay. I'll go with getting drunk with Tony. No, necking with Tony. Necking with Tony. Necking with Tony.

Getting drunk. All right? Yeah, okay. This next one's going to be a tough one, with the necking. John Mellencamp. Oh, get drunk with him. You get drunk. Yeah, okay. This next one's gonna be a tough one. With the necking. John Mellencamp. Oh, get drunk with him. You get drunk with him, man.

Totally get drunk with John Mellencamp. Oh yeah, yeah, like Jack and Diane. Jack and Diane. Rudy Tutu. Yeah. Ricky always thought it was Jack and Diane, like Jack and Diane. Jack and Diane.

Yeah. Okay, yeah. Did I? Remember? No, but that's funny. That's good. I would go with that. So Diane had a cock.

Well, that's what you used to think when we were little. So it wasn't Diane at all. It was Duane. It was Duane. Jack and Duane. Didn't he do ROCK in the USA too? Yes, he did. And Little Pink Houses for You and Me. Yeah, that was. AND LITTLE PINK HOUSES FOR YOU AND ME.

YEAH, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. DEFINITELY GETTING DRUNK WITH JOHN. LITTLE PINK HOUSES FOR YOU AND ME. I NEVER UNDERSTOOD IT. IT WAS ROCK IN THE USA, THOUGH, RIGHT? YEAH. BUT THEN HE SAID ROCKING IN THE USA, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE IN.

WHAT? ROCK IN THEK. Yeah. In. Rock in. The USA. Yeah. And then when he said in the chorus, he said rock in. Rock in the USA. So there's an in missing. It's confusing. Well, no, Ricky, it doesn't, just because he says R-O-C-K in the USA doesn't mean when he sings it,

he has to be, use the same number of ins. It's his song. He can do whatever the fuck he wants. He should have had the in for people like me. Does he still call himself Cougar, or is he going with that? No, he can do whatever the fuck he wants. Should have added the N for people like me. Does he still call himself Cougar, or is he going with... No, he never ever called himself John Cougar Mellencamp. The record company, I read this,

the record company forced that name on him and he never liked it. And to this day, people still call him John Cougar and it drives them fucking bananas. That's what drives me bananas too. John Cougar and it drives him fucking bananas. That's what drives me bananas too. John Cougar. Sometimes you gotta live with the handle people give you, for instance,

people are calling me no nonsense now. Whenever they see me in the street, they're saying, hey, no nonsense. And I'm like, no, it's Steve Rogers. Right. Not no nonsense. No nonsense. It is a good handle though, with you,

it's no bullshit, no nonsense. Well. No bullshit would be good too. No bullshit would have been probably, but I don't know whether Channel 10 would go for that. Yeah, true. So how do you get that awesome radio voice to come out? Is there some way that you can train people to do that? Well, yeah, it's a matter of exercise every morning,

you know, a In and out, breath. Get that going for like 40 minutes. 40 minutes? 40 minutes a day. And then a good, strong 10 cups of coffee. Maybe, you know, have a couple

cigarettes before you go on there, just to get the voice. Bring it down. 40 minutes of exercise, 10 cups of coffee, and a pack of cigarettes. That's why it's so fucking good. It's dedication. And it keeps you awake and attuned to the stories

that you're reading. I mean, I don't really research any of the stories. I basically read. I'm not really a reporter. I'm a reader. I'm a presenter. He's a reader. I respect that, man. It's like Nathan McKinnon. He practices a lot and that's why he's so good. It's dedication.

Similar, Ricky, but he's talking about two completely different things. Two different things. Julian, do you remember getting drunk 13 years ago today? One of the biggest days of your life? 13 years ago. 13 years ago. Yeah. Guess what happened?

What was it? One of your little lover boys, Schwarzenegger, became governor. 13 years ago. Yeah, when we got drunk. Because you thought it was the greatest day that somebody that looked like you could become governor. Schwarzenegger's a good dude, man. When you were wasted, you actually said,

if he can do it, you can do it. And I've been doing it. You watched, you had a pumping iron marathon. You watched the documentary 16 times, drinking. I've watched it a fair amount of times, yes. He was the best, man. The guy, he's got his shit together. Yeah.

So have you thought about getting into politics as well? Or is that something that... Fuck that, I hate politics. Yeah, okay. What do you think about Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton? Oh, my God, don't get me started. Where are you going to start with that one? I mean...

I just wonder what a brilliant mind like Steve Rogers makes of all that. I kind of wish that I could moderate the next debate. You know, I think I could bring them both in line and... That would be unbelievable. I find the moderation is weak. Yes. There's no fighting questions. Get in there.

Hold them to account, you know. Yeah, that's a weird one. I don't know if there's a good person to go for. Well, that's it. They're both so unliked, you know. Trump's a complete buffoon and an idiot, and Hillary's not exactly the most likable. It's like trying to pick a favorite, like a chicken or a fucking wild boar.

That's right. I don't know. Yeah, that's very similar, Ricky. That's a great analogy. Although I would pick the chicken any day of the week. I'd go for the chicken too. Because the wild boar might fucking attack you. And chickens are delicious, let's be honest. I know what that says.

What? You want to taste Hillary Clinton. The chickens are delicious, let's be honest. I know what that says. What? You want to taste Hillary Clinton. Mmm. Taste her. She was looking pretty hot the other night. She said the chicken was delicious. How the fuck did you come up with that

from what I said, Ricky? Who said that Hillary was the chicken? Maybe she's the wild boar. So you want to taste Trump? No. No, I do not. Good luck getting out of this one. Well, you've got to tease somebody. Who's it going to be?

Well, if I had to, obviously it would be Hillary. Where would you start? Killian. She looked... Well, she did look pretty good the other night. She looked pretty good, man. No, she looked hot in that red suit. She's an attractive lady for an older lady.

Donald Trump, not so much. Would you bang Hillary if you had the chance? If you both drinking wine and, you know, you start dancing with her, and that thing down there started poking into her, and she was like, let's do it. Would you do it? Would you have a threesome with her and Bill? Or with her and Trump. That's who you gotta pick from.

What? Okay, give me the fucking options here. All right, a threesome with Hillary and Trump, That's who you gotta pick from. What? Okay, give me fucking options here. All right, a threesome with Hillary and Trump or a threesome with Hillary and Bill? Oh, Hillary and Bill, no question. Bill can probably fire the heat. Trump's just, you know... All right. He's just what?

Well, his hair would probably come off, first of all. And then I'd start laughing. Then you'd be laughing. I'd start laughing. I'd laugh and lose my wood. So you would have wood, though. You would have the wood. You'd be bringing the wood to the party.

Wow. With Trump. I don't know. I can't say. I've never been in that position before. I can think of one quite a bit. Who would you beg, Donald Trump or Bernie Saunders? No, man.

I'm not getting into that. We put it off some fucking weird stories we found. I don't know if you were thinking of it. If you wanted to read them like a fucking awesome. Oh, yeah, okay. And your super powerful radio voice. Because they sound okay, normal, but I bet if you do them, they'd be awesome. Oh, okay. Well, this is a great story.

I like this one, though. I covered a story like this a while back myself. This is true, too, I guess. A woman comes home to find burglars having sex on her couch. When Jamie Barnes returned to her house in South Memphis, Tennessee on Sunday, after being gone for a few days, she was shocked to find what she found. Not only was her place ransacked, she says, but she saw a man and woman having sex on her couch.

It's horrible in there. It's absolutely horrible, she said. Barnes said she chased a man and woman having sex on her couch. It's horrible in there. It's absolutely horrible, she said. Barnes said she chased the man out of the house, and I kept saying, he kept saying, I don't know nothing. The woman later identified as 44-year-old Tonka Barnes grabbed one of the victim's dresses to cover up. See that? Now, if I read that, boring.

Yeah. We would have been moving on. Steve, you know,. See, it was. Now, if I read that, boring. Yeah, we would've been moving on. But the way Steve, you know, just the way it flows. Tonka. Tonka, what a weird name for a lady. What's her name? Tonka. Tonka. Tonka Truck, I think, or her, yeah, Tonka Truck.

She was built like a dump truck. There you go. She's probably got a big caboose. Butterbing. Man bitten on penis by spider, for the second time this year. Wow. See, the perfect pause.

That was awesome. That's it, it's not so much the what you do, it's what you don't do. Why is he sticking his cock in spider webs is what I wanna know. Is that what he was doing? Well here, let me finish the story. A builder in Australia has been bitten on his penis

by a poisonous spider for the second time this year. The two-time loser known only as Jordan was bitten Tuesday while sitting on a porta potty at his work site in Sydney, according to the BBC. Well, that's it, he's sitting outside, you know, with the spider population. What kind of a spider was it? It was a poisonous spider.

Okay. So it was poisonous. Fuck, I'd like to hang it on a porta potty. So he had a pretty good wood after that bite. But what, I mean, that's bad, but remember the story with the guy, the python came up from the toilet and right onto his head?

No, didn't it grab his sack? Was it the sack or the shaft? Maybe it was the shaft, I don't know. I don't know what it would be worth. It was stuck there, man. The blood. There was blood everywhere. I mean, spider.

Pythons don't usually bite. He must have just come up. He was probably starving. He thought it was eggs. What a bag of eggs. Speaking of that, here's another one. This is a great story. This is about reproduction.

Did Mickey Mouse's pants wreck his sex life? We have science on this, apparently. Ever wonder why Mickey Mouse never had any kids? Well, maybe it was those silly pants. Let's not even consider whether his lack of style turned Mimi off. Mickey may have failed to score because of the fabric in his red shorts.

Now, here's the kicker. Sexologist, Ahmed Shaftik of Cairo made 60 lab rats wear pants for a year and determined that they saw less action when wearing polyester. That's embarrassing for a lab rat to have to do that. His name was Dr. Shaftik? Ahmed Shaftik.

Wow. Shaftik? Doing. Ahmad Shaftick. Wow. Shaftick? Yeah. Doing studies on? On sex. On mice cocks. I didn't even know cartoons could bang, that's cool. That's great. Cartoons can do anything

what the artist wants them to do, Ricky. You know how cartoons work, right? What do you mean? People draw them. What? Yeah. Oh my fuck. Ricky, do you know? People draw them. What? Yeah. Oh, my fuck. Ricky, do you know where cartoons come from?

No, it's, I don't know. What is it? It's like stuffed animals making movies. Like moving pictures. People draw cartoons, Ricky. They're not real. So when they get blown up, they don't really. Well, like I drew this. It's not moving, right?

Yeah. No, Ricky, no, but they draw him here, and then they'll draw a little bit more movement a little bit more And then they run them all together That's kind of like when you do that thing in the paper you go. That's it Okay, that's it exactly in a very simple form Ricky, and you thought it was just stuffed animals moving around Well it looks better in a little fucking drawings. They must be fucking good drawings. They're like 3D. Not necessarily 3D, but that's all right.

But that's something I've always wanted to do, too, is voices on cartoons. Hey, I'm Mickey. You know, do a little kind of voices. Have you ever, I do some of that, you know, I do some of that when I'm not doing news. You should, man. That was really good. I can do like, hi, I'm Stomping Tom.

Or I've also done, ho, ho, ho, I'm Santa, little children. You've got a big bag and I'm going to have a feel. Ho, ho, ho. See, I do some of those things when I'm not doing the straight goods, I can do some of that as well. Jesus, Murphy. See the talent? Yeah. Talent.

There was one headline that we just found. We didn't have a chance to print the article, but I read it. You can read it because I can't read it. It won't be funny if I read it. This is a competition that's happening over in London, England. What word is that there? That's artist. Ah.

Headline. Want a free tattoo from celebrated artist Scott Campbell? Just put your arm in his hole. That's the fucking headline. That was the real headline. Now that sounds fucked, so of course I had to read it, because I'm like, okay, what the fuck is this guy's deal? He wants arms in his hole.

But it's actually this big wall with a hole in it, and you stick your fucking arm in the hole, and then he tattoos you, and you know what he's saying. Doesn't come off quite so well. Do you tell him what you want, or do you just get a surprise? No, no communication. You fucking stick your arm in, and you take what you fucking get. It's kind of cool, actually. When I first saw that, I was like, holy fuck, this guy's twisted.

Sounds good, but it doesn't work. But what if he tattooed a big cock on your arm? Done. You're wearing a cock on your arm for life. You could probably get it turned into a snake or a shark, maybe, after the fact. Jesus. Is it free? People do that? Yeah, yeah, it's free. Oh it free? People do that?

Yeah, yeah, it's free. Oh, really, it's free? Just, that's fucked, man. I bet you could freak them out if you stuck your wrecked penis in the hole. That's called a glory hole, right? That's right, the glory hole. I've heard of those.

I've never experienced one, but I've heard that that's what they're called. I've never. I've never seen one. There's not one down at the Legion, I know that. That got dry-walled over. If there was, would you use it? I don't know, I don't think so.

But if there's a glory hole in the men's washing bubs, you realize that, you know, on the other end... Yes, Ricky, I know very well how a glory hole works, and I know I steer clear of them. You seem like you're pretty interested in it. I steer clear. I can just tell by the tone, man. I steer clear.

You want to try one, or you may have tried one already. Whoa, what does the glory come from? I don't quite understand the concept. I don't know what the glory part is, really. Well, it's the experience. It's a glorious experience, I guess. Or it could be.

Okay, I always thought it was gory holes when I first heard it. Okay, glory. That's a good movie. I think you're fucking into a glory hole. All hell breaks loose.

Boys, I think we should play a round of Family Feud. Oh, fuck that, he's too smart. Family Feud? He knows everything. Do you watch the show Family Feud? I used to watch it when Richard Dawson was the man. Yes, he was the best. Me too.

Survey says. Me too, is this you? What's the new guy that's doing it now? It's me, man. Oh, Harvey... Steve Harvey. He's okay. Steve Harvey. There's no Richard Dawson, though.

He doesn't neck with enough chicks. Yeah, that's right. That's what Richard Dawson was really into. He was good at kissing people's warts. Getting comfy with the contestants. Not as comfy as... Who was that weird dude that used to kiss the fucking... Richard Dawson. No, the other creepy dude.

Oh, the kids show. That was bad. That was fucking creepy. Oh, that guy was fucked. Just like mom or... Yeah. Yeah, no, I don't know what... Just like mom guy.

Just like mom guy. Mom guy. He was creepy as fuck. Yeah. Okay, do you got the theme song? Theme song. Da da da, da da da. We're really doing this, are we?

Yeah, want me to seriously do it? Da da da. All right, you've got it. Da da da, da da da. Am I gonna win big prizes if I do? What do we win, Bugs? You win a two night stay in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan. Right on.

I've always wanted to go to Moose Jaw. Beautiful Moose Jaw. All right, welcome to Family Feud. I'm your host, Bubbles Dawson. Here, I'll put this up for grabs. What is it? Wow. Is that a dollar or a dollar?

It's a fucktatoonie. Chocolate toonie. Nice. There is the prize, a beautiful chocolate toonie. Right there, that's heavy, too. That's the prize, a beautiful chocolate toonie. Right there, that's heavy too. That's nice chocolate probably. High quality. Lindor chocolate.

Oh, fresh drink from Family Feud. Okay. Okay. We surveyed eight people. The top eight answers are on the board. Here's the question. Name something you hold very carefully. Ricky's in first.

Your penis when you're urinating. Your penis when you're not on the list. Ricky, to steal the game. Steve Rogers, Julian. Julian's in. Bomb. Bomb is on the list, but not the number one answer. Can still be stole by Steve Rogers.

Name something you hold very carefully. An egg. An egg. Also on the list but... Can I say another one? Yes. No. Baby.

Number one answer. Yeah! You can't... You guys could suck it. Nice. But just wait. I gotta think of the rules. I think since all three answered, I gotta go with who had the highest one. I just said baby. I know.

Baby was the number one answer, but egg was number two. Well, egg is the winner. It was fucking... Pet bubs. Steve Rogers wins that round. Don't be pulling the shit on me. Steve Rogers won. I said back the fuck off. Moose jaw. Here I come. Steve Rogers wins that round. Don't be pulling the shit on me. Steve Rogers won.

I said back the fuck off. Moose jaw, here I come. Steve Rogers. All right. Okay. Name a fruit. Name a fruit you never... Oh, sorry.

Keep going. You were gonna say Pee Wee Herman or something. Well, name a fruit is easy. Yeah. Name a fruit you never buy just one of. Name a fruit. Oh, Julian. Grapes. Grapes.

Number one answer on the board. Fuck off. Number one answer, grapes. Hold your hands. This is the second number one answer I've had. You fucking went through my cards. You probably went through the cards. It's easy.

What do you think the other ones were? Apples. Apple number two. Number two. Oranges. Number three. This is easy. Bananas.

Number four. Raspberries. This is easy. Cherries, number six. All right, but Julian and Steve Rogers are tied, one-one. So far. Are we set for, are we ready? Let's go.

We need to go to commercial break or anything? Name something on a Swiss Army knife you'd be surprised to see the Swiss Army fighting with. Ricky's in first. Scissors. Scissors is on there, but not the number one answer. Steve Rogers. Nail clipper.

Nail clipper on there, not the number one answer. Toothpick. Toothpick also on there, not the number one answer. Who said, what did you say? Scissors. Oh, come on. Ricky had the highest one. Three-way tie. What was you say? Scissors. Oh, come on. Ricky had the highest one. Three-way tie.

What was number one? But if somebody can ring in the number one answer, I'll give it to them. Can opener? Number one answer. Steve Rogers takes the lead. No, it's three-way tie. You only get one answer, I think. Yeah, now, what are you doing?

Final question. Okay. Okay. Okay. I did two number ones. So this is winner takes all. Okay. This is winner takes all. Okay. This is winner takes all.

Let me see, I'm gonna just pick the... Okay. Name an animal we eat. Horse. Cow. What was he saying? Boys. I didn't finish the fucking question.

You said eat. Name an animal we eat that would never eat us. Fucking cow. Yep. Number one answer. It's got to be cow. Fucking cow. All right. Number one answer.

Number two? Pig. Pig was number three, Ricky. Oh, a pig will fucking eat you. Chicken? Chicken, number two answer. A fish! No, a fish might eat you.

Well, so would a pig. Not a trout. Piranha? Yeah, fuck, I forgot about fucking piranhas. A pig does eat you. You fucking throw a dead body into a bunch of pigs, they'll eat them. They'll eat the cocksucker fast, in a hurry. Must be if you're mama.

That was uncalled for. Okay, just because of that, we're going to have one winner take all question right now. You could have won if you didn't shoot your lips off. Name a word most people yell at their dogs. Ooh, that was a tie. Go for it. Hit them again, boys. Okay, Julian's in first.

Shut the fuck up. No, that is not on the list. Is it a word? A word. Just one word? That you would yell at your dogs. No, no. Sit.

No, no. Ricky. Sit. Sit. No, no. Sit. Ricky. Sit. Sit is the number two answer. Ooh. Steve Rogers. Heel. Heel, the number one answer. Steve Rogers wins the whole fucking shooting match.

Steve Rogers is going to it. Moose jaw and you get a beautiful chocolate tootie. Thank you so Steve Rogers is going to it. Moose jaw and you get a beautiful chocolate tootie. Do not put that in your front pocket. I made that mistake. Do not ever ask me to play this game again because it's bullshit. I've won this.

No, you didn't. Make my words. No, you guys let me win. Make my words. Next time we're not playing any fucking stupid games. I'm not playing family feud with Matt. Next time we're going to play charades maybe. Yeah, we playing Family Feud with Matt. Next time we're gonna play charades maybe.

Yeah, we'll see. That's what we should've did today, charades. I'm good at charades. Yeah, don't worry, you would've won, Steve. Maybe we could do a quick charade. I don't give a fuck. How about you and Steve can both do charades together? Okay.

Two words. First word. It's a... House. Block.. First word. It's a... House. Block. Rock. Book. First word.

Book. Punch book. Punch book. Face book. Face book. Hand book. Hand book. Hand job.

Palm book. Palm book. Palm. What the fuck, Steve? Palm reading. Pitch. Pitch thumb. Catch book. Palm. The fuck's this? Palm reading. Pitch. Pitch thumb. Catch book.

Catch book? Catcher. Catch book. Catcher in the rye. Holy fuck. Only problem is it's more than two words. Yeah, you just said two words. Catcher in the rye.

Four words. That's no big deal. Only two important words. catcher and rye. That's the way I was thinking. How'd you get rye out of that? I just knew the book, Catcher in the Rye. You do one, Reckie. You'd have to give me one.

I can't think of one on my own. I don't know.'m not playing anyway man why not because no matter what game we play Steve's gonna win no he's just smarter than you no you're just attracted to him man it's not true

you got a man crush on him right you guys are embarrassing me guys do have man crushes I don't but but you do. I still can't remember. Fucking write in Tony Braxton. Come up with a fucking song. All right here, just wait.

Fuck's sakes. Good enough for me? Man enough for me? Yeah. Man enough for me. Yeah, that was it. Was man enough for me? Yeah, man enough for me.

Okay. That was a good thing. Why'd you marry him? Why'd you marry him? I think that was one of the words. I don't fucking know. Toni Braxton. There she is. Man Enough For Me.

Tunes. She had a fucking sexy voice. Oh, that's the video right there. Unbreak My Heart? Oh, You're Making Me... You're Making Me High? No, that's not it. That's a good song. Unbreak My Heart? No, no, he me... You're making me high? No, that's not... That's a good song. Unbreak my heart?

No, no, he wasn't. He wasn't man enough. He wasn't man enough. He wasn't man enough. Yeah. All right, let's see if this will play. Because it makes you think, like, if he wasn't, I'd fucking step up to the plate, darling.

Who? You would? Whoever she's saying he wasn't man enough for me. Sweet, the ad is just about finished. Prepare to get a fucking hurt on, bubs. What is this? This is some kind of... Something new, man. This isn't Tony Braxton. You're fucked up.

What if I was more? There it is. Oh, yeah. Is this the song, Ricky? Yeah. Okay, we're going to go out on this. Tony Braxton. Tony Braxton.

Can we get in trouble for this? Maybe you can do the sign-off. The sign-off for the podcast? For the whole podcast. Number 62. Steve Rogers here. I wanted to thank you for dropping by my first episode here on the podcast with the boys

it's been a pleasure stay tuned for episode 63 I think you next 63 is coming up next episode 62 we're signing off

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