Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 63 - We’re Making a Beer

Episode Date: October 17, 2016

Julian and Bubbles have been working hard on a greasy new deal and they’re ready to announce it to the world (and Ricky)! The Boys are making a beer, and they need your help choosing a dirty design for the can! Plus: Ricky has to choose between quitting smoking and giving up chips, but he has a plan Episode 63 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!      

I got a bad cold, boy. Shit. And there's something else you gotta, I gotta talk to you about something, Bubs, before we get this going. Bubs. Just wait, just wait. Are we ready, guys, or? Why are you, why are you staying there, Ricky? I was rocking out. I know, what were you rocking out to? Buffs Are we ready guys sorry, I just want to sing in there Ricky He's right now. I know what were you rocking out to read for I came in here the fucking nose blasting the fucking infield

No The outfield that's the old field man, what did I say the infield? Then she was another man. They sang that song? The Infield. The Infield was another band. They sang that song, Fuck the Love Out Here. It was the Outfield, man. The guy with the high voice. Josie's on a vacation, that one. Is that the one?

Your mother's on a vacation. Josie's on a vacation far away. That's not the Outfield, is it? It's the Infield. That's the Outfield, man. No, that was, um, Josie's on a vacation far away. Yeah, that one. That was The Box, wasn't it? No, man, that's, um... Josie's on a vacation far away. Yeah, that one.

That was The Box, wasn't it? No, man, that's Oatfield. Mother's Box. The Box did that other one. That were the French guys. Yeah, who were they? He looked like a rat. He looked like a rat, and he had on an orange jumpsuit.

What's your song called, I'm Gonna Fuck the Love Out of You? All the time, all the time. I'm Gonna Fuck the Love Out of You? Yeah. I think you dreamt that one Ricky Maybe you wrote that one Fuck the love What?

That would be a good fucking 80s rock song How would it go? I don't know but it'd be heavy I'd fuck the love out of you So just a dirty, dirty, nasty fucking Hey baby, I'd fuck the love out of you What does that mean? It's just so intense that

There's just nothing left when you're done with her. Mm-hmm. There's no loving left. Nothing. She's just been completely fucking... Drained. Drained.

And you'd be drained as well. Well, then the song should be called, I'm Gonna Fuck You Till You're a Shell. Wouldn't it be? Like a shell, yeah, like a spider came out and sucked out all your juices. You go up to a girl and say, I'm going to fuck you until you're a shell, she might be scared you're going to be like

a serial killer. I know someone that wants to get some bad hands. Well, what do you think she's going to say when you come up and say, I'm going to fuck the love out of you? Don't say I'm going to. You say I want to or I'd like to. I'd like to try. Bob, there's been a lot of talk lately that you've been walking around and getting boners a lot lately.

No, there hasn't been. People have been saying it, man. Who? Corey. Corey says I'm walking around with boners. Trinity said you were talking. Trinity never said I had boners. You better off having boners around my fucking daughter, Bob.

I know that when you get nervous you get a boner. Do you get like anxiety or something going on with you lately? No. Well, people have been saying you're getting a lot of hurt on smash. It's better than the opposite. I don't believe that. I think you wish I was walking around with a boner. I don't. I'm just, you know what, I try to help you out. And look what happens. You're just sitting there thinking, I want your boner, man.

Well, you're making up boner stories about me. I'm just saying what people have been fucking talking about, man. No, they haven't been. You're lying. Yeah, well, control that boner. You're always digging at it and, you know, moving it around and stuff. You can't be doing shit like that when you talk. I think you're pretty lucky because you're getting older and your boner still works perfect. Well, it's working even harder right now, man.

It's working like fucking grade eight. Yeah. Remember getting boners in your track pants? Did you and your boner still works perfect. Well, it's working even harder right now. It's working like fucking grade 8. Yeah. Remember getting boners in your track pants? Did you have a boner problem, Ricky, that you want to talk about? I did. I did when they were younger. I did in junior high. No, but you have one now.

It's not working anymore. Oh, no, it's working. It's just not like grade 8 when you're sitting in class and some girl walks by and a little breeze gives you a boner. You could be talking about fucking fixing the lawnmower. He gets a boner. That's what I've been... People have been saying that, man.

No, different... People have not been saying that. That's what people have been saying, man. Different folks like different strokes. Corey. Okay, Corey. T said it. He was over there looking at fucking some shit to buy off him and boom.

All of a sudden you get a boner. You're lying. I didn't get a boner. The Rockwild didn't tease you about it. Huh? No. They didn't? See, you're fucking lying, boom. All of a sudden, you get a buy-in. I didn't get a buy-in. The Rockwild didn't tease you about it. Huh? No. They didn't? See, you're fucking lying, man.

All right, we should start this thing. All right, let's get this going. It is. Want me to start it? Number 63. Five.

Let me do this properly. What the fuck's going on, fuckers? This is the official Turtle Prep Boys podcast. It's coming at you right now. Gene, I was original. You don't know what number it is, though, dumbass, do you? Did you change the fucking opening of the family feud?

It is. October 14th. Six months to Valentine's Day. Get your presents now so you're fucking ready for it. You don't get in shit like I do sometimes. Why get your presents? What are you talking about? Six months to Valentine's Day.

What kind of a heads up is that, Ricky? Who gives that? Six months to Valentine's Day. What kind of a heads up is that, Ricky? Who gives a... Six months to Valentine's, you're so fucked. Well, I'll try to remind everybody every month, but if you get something now and she always says, oh, you fucking forgot it was Valentine's Day. No, I didn't, I'll be right back. Go to your trunk, say surprise.

But what about Christmas, Ricky? What about fucking Christmas? What about reminding people about Christmas? People don't normally forget Christmas because everyone's off, there's a lot of partying going on, kids are back home, and people remind you. But Valentine's Day is a sneaky one. There is sneaky fucking holidays. So you're going to start buying Valentine's gifts right now?

Every nursery, or anniversary, sneaky ones. Birthdays, they can sneak up on you. It's like, fuck! You're drunk for ten days and you forgot about it. But you know birthdays the same day every year, right? So is Valentine's Day. Right. But they sneak up on you sometimes.

Okay, this doesn't make it, so six months before Valentine's, you're talking about this shit. So you've been dating that chick lately. Yes. And now you're all lovey because you're talking about Valentine's Day. I'm a little more romantic these days. Nothing wrong with that.

I'm thinking about it because I don't want to fuck this up. Although she's pissing me off a little bit. Chuck this out. You have to give up chips or have to give up smoking. She's making you do that? She's giving me the choice. I mean, she's not making me, but she would like me to. Why do you have to give her chips?

What if you invent a chip? Tobacco chips. And they have nicotine either on them or in them. So that way, it's kind of the best of both worlds. Nicotine chips. I like the taste of tobacco. If it gives you a little buzz on.

Sure, baby. I'll quit smoking for you. That's how much I like you. I'm going to quit smoking. I'm just going to eat my delicious tobacco chips. You could use those patches, maybe. Throw a little flavor in on them. They don't taste good. Fry them up a bit.

No. You couldn't eat a nicotine patch. I just want to see... You've got tentacles on them. Oh, yeah, you could totally eat a nicotine patch. Just fry it up with some salt and vinegar on them. You guys are fucking weird. You could do that.

That's better than fucking tobacco chips. How would you make a tobacco chip? Same as this fucking thing right here, except see the orange shit? That's tobacco and nicotine. You put it in a press, fry it up. So you would buy plain potato chips, grind up cigarettes in a blender, and sprinkle them on? No, I'm thinking I'll start a company or get a company to make the fucking things for me. I just get money from every bag.

Fuck, you're stupid. I don't know. Maybe nicotine chips is a good idea. You should try. You should try to make up some nicotine chips, man. Tobacco chips. Get back to what's on that one. I never asked her, actually, about joints, man. Tobacco chips. Get back to us on that one. I never asked her, actually, about joints, if it was just cigarettes.

Okay, wait now. Do you smoke dope around her? Yeah, she smokes weed. Okay, so there's no problem there. Does she let you drink? No tobacco in it, though. Does she allow you to drink? She doesn't know how much I drink, so I guess she does, yeah.

So do you have to hide it? Not yet. You know what? See how serious things get. That fucking whole relationship is gonna go to shit, man. Yeah. Better than your relationship with your fucking hands. Your little fucking posters of famous movie stars. I've got some ladies on the side. I just don't

sit around talking about Valentine's all the time. Like, six months before it is Valentine's Day. I don't lay in my bed and look at my Tom Salk poster and toss off to him. What day is it? Valentine's Day. Valentine's?

Times, you fuckhead. Look at you trying to fucking... You said times. Valentine's. I did not say fucking rewind this. You said it three times. Rewind it. Valentine's.

No, I didn't. Don't be a fucking dick. Go over there and play with yourself. So, you fucking assholes got some shit going on. You said this is a very special... This is, yeah, this is a special podcast. Podcast. We're coming out with a new fucking beer.

It's been something him and I have been working on a lot. What the fuck? Me and you? No, we're going to tell you about it right now. I didn't know a whole lot about it myself, Ricky. I got brought in at the last minute. But we are coming up with a beer. So what we want to do now, we've got to design the can,

which is very fucking important. And we want the fans to help. You guys can help us out. These fucking assholes are coming out with a beer that's apparently my recipe from jail. Ricky, don't interrupt me, okay? It is, yes, Ricky. It is.

It has something to do with it. It's the old man in yours recipe from jail that you, don't interrupt me, okay? It is, yes, Ricky. And the old man has something to do with it. It's the old man and yours recipe from jail that you perfected over the years. It's basically, it's been brewed in jails for fucking years for, I don't even know how long. You should fucking... And it is a, I believe it is a light pale lager. Is that what it... It's a light pale lager. You should consult me on these things, you fuckers. Well, we're gonna tell you right now, man. We're gonna, you're gonna be part of this. That's what we're doing right now, Ricky. We're filling you in. So what we wanted was this fucking, this nice chugging beer,

something you could shotgun easily, you know, compete with the other big guys. Like the one I make. Yes. Yes, exactly. It's a chugging beer. It doesn't have, like, no crazy aftertaste and all that shit that people usually don't like. You can drink sex of them in a row and you don't feel like a big manatee. But do you get a buzz on?

Yes. Yeah, I mean, it's important. You've got to get fucked up, of course. It's alcohol. So how many designs do we have? All right, first of all, you've got to go to... Where's that blog thing at? You've got to go online.

Go to blog.swearnet.com. I'm fucked up here. Blog.swearnet.com. Go there. You'll figure out what to do. Just go to swearnet.com and click the blog button, basically. Oh, yeah. I see that here.

I get it now, guys. You get it? Yeah. So just come up. You're going to start voting on these fucking things. This is the first one that we came up with. Here, look. I'll set her right here. Let me see the fucking thing.

Keep her nice and steady. This is Ricky. It's the big dirty. That's the big dirty logger. I could fucking do better than that. Right there, not too bad. You know how long we spent on this, man? Check this one out.

That's one of my faves. I like this. This is the green bastard. Oh, this is the... If we do a... If we do a green bastard, look at that. It's not bad. It's not... But I don't like it.

Because it's just you on it, man. I know, but... It's not me. It's the green bastard, and he deserves a beer. That's a beer that'll sock you. That should be the slogan. A beer that'll knock you on your ass. This might knock you on your ass.

What is it? The mustard tiger. This is the mustard tiger. I just seen that fucking can on the shelf. Is it mustard flavored, though? No, man. Which is stupid, so... Maybe it should have a hint of mustard.

That would be disgusting. Mustard beer. Maybe, or maybe not. No, no, no, that's fucked. That's the design there. This is just a straight up, you know, Trailer Park Boys. That's just a straight up Trailer Park Boys lager. Lager, they call it.

Right there, nice shot of that one. All right, this kind of looks like the big guys, the big cans, you know. The big companies that make the big dollars. That looks like, you know, somebody that knows what the fuck they're doing made that one. What? Trailer Park Boys Lager there. This is my favorite of all of them right here. This actually is my favorite, too.

Because we should have been doing this back when we were 35 because... I know. Then it would have been... This looks to me, this evokes sort of a hockey jersey. It looks like a hockey jersey. It evokes a hockey jersey feel. That's not bad. Freedom 35.

That's my favorite one right there. Me too. Freedom 35. So go on this blog fucking thing, blog.swearinat.com. It's not as easy as you think. Just go to swearinat.com. You can do your voting and all that shit, man. You'll see the pictures of them.

Can people try to design a can too or no? Just go to swearnet.com, you can do your vote and all that shit. You'll see the pictures of them. Can people try to design a can, too, or no? I think people should design cans. Fuck it. Start designing cans. They're not bad. I mean, it's not easy. I fucked this one up, but I was thinking, like, if it was a beer called Fuck Yeah.

I'd see that, Ricky. It didn't fit on there right. I fucked it up. Fuck Yeah. Fuck yeah. Take a couple fuck yeahs and a Keith's. Yeah, I think that's good. That would be bad. But there's a problem with that. They're probably not going to sell them in the liquor stores.

Boys, I drank two for a fuck yeah last night. How do you feel? Fuck yeah. Got a hangover? Fuck yeah. Shit yourself? Fuck yeah. Did you make Got a hangover? Fuck yeah. Shit yourself? Fuck yeah. Did you make an ass of yourself last night?

Fuck yeah. Get banged? Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. Three times. See, that's what people will be saying. That's a good idea, but we can't have the swear in it because, you know, there is regulations and rules and shit. But we could sell that, maybe, you know, out of the trunk or something.

We could sell it out of the park, man. Or come to Sunnyvale and get some fuck yeah. We should have one called Sunnyvale, shouldn't we? Yeah, we can get into that. Like old Milwaukee, old fucking Sunnyvale. Old Sunnyvale Amber.

Yeah, we could do that. Once we get this going, then we could branch out maybe and check out different kinds. We should get, yeah, we'll get like a main one. A good chugging one. A good chugging one, that's our main one. But we should have some, like some craft beers, some different flavors. Like hippie beers. You know that orange beer with the big orange guy, the orange slice that talks to you?

We could have an orangey one. We could have an orangey one. We could have an orangey beer. With orangey on the can, Ricky. I like that idea. We could have an orange beer with orangey on the can. And it's like you're drinking the water out of the thing he's in. What's it called?

Urn? No. You know when you put it. Aquarium know Aquarium Not in her license plate You could have a welly goat beer like a whole musty tasting burn beer go pissy taste I like a cold pissy taste of beer. I don't think people would buy that, man. They would. No, yeah, I mean, there's a lot of stuff we gotta do, man.

We gotta, you know, just, let's get this going. Let's just get the first one out. Freedom 35, I mean, that would kick ass. So would the mustard tiger, though. So would, you know, see what it wants. So would the green bastard. Now, don't forget about that one. Send in your votes.

All right, oh, fuck fuck, if whoever wins, they get an autographed calendar, whoopty shit, and a few beer cozies, whoopty fuck. That's it? But that's not the, I mean, we might pick the winner. I think they should get a personalized muscle picture of you. Boz, don't be a dick.

I think they should. This is the thing, just because your picture wins doesn't mean it's gonna make it on the can because it all comes down to what I think, which is, you know, I mean- But the winner will get a personalized picture of Julian with no shirt on, all oiled up. Talking to the fucking happen. Talking to the winner. Posing like a, you know, against a window like a firefighter.

In a thong. What about you talking about lawnmowers with a big boner sticking out of your pants? We'll take a picture of that. That's what people will get. You gotta get that thing under control, man. Some weird prizes. You got a boner right now, don't you, Bobbs?

Big deal. You do. Who cares? So what the fuck is going on with you, man? The picture popped up here. Show it to the cameras. No, it's fine. It's going away. Rick, you need to give him some lessons on getting a girlfriend, man.

I'll see if she's got maybe a friend. Yeah, do that, man. Please, control his boner. You guys are fucked. What are you doing? I'm making my label. What else are we doing, guys? I'm interested to see what this beer's called now.

All right, well, I'm going to finish it up here. We could talk about some shit. This is October 14th. We've got a couple birthdays. We're going to play cool. We or not cool and can fuck off. Because you guys don't like talking about banging dudes, even though it's a joke. And these are dudes. All right.

Usher. So wait, what's the game? Cool or not cool and can fuck off. Usher. Cool. I think he's cool. Yeah? Usher's a pretty chill dude.

He's cool. He slinks around the stage. Weren't you backstage with him in Halifax, Pups? Usher? Yeah. No, I've never met Usher. Oh, that was Kanye. I was never backstage with Kanye.

You played that fucking concert with the Stones, man. You were back there fucking schmoozing. Did I meet Kanye? I think so. Jesus, I didn't know that. I was all banged up at the Rolling Stones concert. You should have taken a picture, man. I don't remember. All right, so two cools.

I'm going to stay neutral. I remember now. I thought his name was Kanye. I was calling him Kanye all night. What's that, Kanye West? I thought you were a dick. That's probably why. Oh, I just read his name once.

It could have been Kanye singing Kanye songs. I thought you were a dick. That's probably why. Oh, I just read his name once again. Nice to meet you, Kanye. It could have been Kanye singing Kanye songs. I don't know. I didn't even know I was partying with Kanye. Ralph Lauren. Or Lauren. Tomato.

Tomato. Don't give a fuck. Ralph, he's the clothes fella. With the little horse on there. Oh, he's cool. I'd like him to send me some of those horse clothes. He'd be cool if he sent us clothes. Other than that, I think we should just don't.

But no fuck-offs, just, okay. Wow, two cools. Roger Moore. Cool, James Bond, Moonraker. Yeah, I gotta give him a cool. Three cools, maybe. He's cool. All right. Moonraker, he had that fucking decent car.

No, not cool. Is he your favorite James Bond? No, he's not my favorite. Who is? My favorite James Bond? Yeah. Sean Connery. Yeah, he kicked ass. He was badass.

Out of the three, if you had to tell someone to fuck off, who would you tell? Usher, Ralph Lauren, or Roger Moore? Oh, Ralph Lauren, because I'd probably have the best chance of beating him up if he attacked me. Roger's getting up there. Well, Roger, yeah, I'd probably have the best chance of beating him up if he attacked me. Roger's getting up there. Well, Roger, yeah, he's probably about 90 now. He'd probably go to jail and break his head off. It is cool. Like, if you type in a date into here, it'll tell you everything about it.

Like, who was born, fucking famous things. Like, this is a good one for you, Bubz. That's the internet. 1926. A.A. Milne. Milne. Milne. 1926. A.A. Milne. Mil-mil-mil-mil-mil. Yeah. A.A. Milne.

He released Winnie the Pooh. What's the big one for you? You like cats? He released them out of his cage? No, the fucking book came out. Oh. You like that book. You like cats.

Winnie the Pooh's not a cat. What do you mean? Winnie the Pooh's a fucking bear. He's you mean? Winnie the Pooh's a fucking bear. He's a fucking bear, Ricky. A Pooh bear. I can't stand that little fucker. I thought he was a cat that ate honey. Ricky.

Are you fucking serious? You thought Winnie the Pooh was a cat that ate honey? Well, he doesn't look much like a fucking bear. He doesn't look like a fucking cat. He looks exactly like a fucking bear. I thought he was orange. He's not orange. He's like a brownish thing. He's like a yellowy brown.

He's a yellowy brown. Right. There's no fucking yellowy brown bears running around. It's a fucking cat. Look at the size of him. He lives in a tree. Actually, a brown bear is basically the same color, man. You get them lighter brown, darker brown.

How come everyone names their cat Winnie then? No, but not everybody. What are you talking about? Why does everybody name their cat Winnie? Do you have a cat named Winnie then? No, but not everybody... What are you talking about? Why does everybody name their cat Winnie? Do you have a cat named Winnie? No. I used to. I mean, years ago I might have had one or two.

Who was it named after? Exactly. No, it was named after the little robot girl. What was her name? Wasn't her name Winnie? No, the girl on... It was named after the girl on that Fred Savage show. Why do you think it's named Winnie the Pooh?

What was that show called? Remember? It was Fred Savage. Oh, uh, I'm in the 80s. No, uh... Fuck. No, Fred Savage. He was the little guy and he narrated the show. He had that little friend, Winnie. Fuck. No, you asshole. I don't fucking know. I don't want to say shit. You friend, Winnie. Fuck. You don't want him in the middle? No. No, you asshole.

I don't fucking know. I don't want to say shit. You know, Fred Savage. The Wonder Years. The Wonder Years. Boom! Where did that come from? Yeah, Ricky.

Wonder Years. It was named after Winnie on the Wonder Years. Why do you think it was Winnie the Pooh? It's a cat because it shits everywhere. What was it? You guys said it was a bear? They don't shit that much. What do we call it, just whinny.

Rhea, did you ever hear the term, does a bear shit in the woods? Bears shit all over the woods. Well, where did you think that bear would shit? No, I mean, it obviously shits in the woods, but probably only every few days. Doesn't eat that often. A It doesn't eat that often. A bear doesn't eat that often.

They fucking eat whenever they want. Where are you getting these facts at, Ricky? Bears eat constantly. All right, well, a degree to... Have you known who that ever that is? The what? 1964, Martin Luther King wins the Nobel Peace Prize. That was a good one.

Nobel Peace Prize. I got one of his fucking shirts. It's awesome. He was a badass motherfucker. Yeah, he was. He did a lot of stuff. Made a lot of changes. He sure did.

MLK, they call him. What did that stand for? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I get it. Is that what they call him. What did that stand for? Oh, yeah. Yeah, I got it. Is that what they call him? Because it almost sounds like milk. No. No, Harvey Milk was a different guy.

What if Harvey Milk and Martin Luther King hung out? Milk and Mook. That's nice, bud. I'm the same as him. Just drop the I. Hmm. You're going to like this one, bud. I'm the same as him. Just drop the I. You're going to like this one, buddy. This is just for you. 1979. Take it way back.

October 14th, 1979. What happened? The great one. Wayne? Scored his first NHL goal. He said it. All right, that's all I got. Wayne? Scored his first NHL goal. He says. All right, that's all I got. What do you got?

Wayne Gretzky. Yeah. Scored his first NHL goal. Yeah. 79, 89, 99, 2009. You can do it. 37 years ago. Fuck.

I didn't even know he was that old. Wayne Gretzky. Yeah. Isn't he in his 40s? No, Rick. He can't be in his 40s. Fuck, he looks like it. He looks fantastic. He does look fantastic. And his daughter.

Yes, the whole family. They're a fine-looking family. I wonder what their pets are like. Probably cool as fuck. I wonder what their pets are like. Oh, good-looking fams usually have awesome fucking pets. Freaky. Do they? Is that a general rule, is it? Well, they have to.

They don't want people going, fuck, look how awesome that family looks, but their pets are fucked. I wouldn't. I don't think people would ever say that, man. I don't either. If I was hot as Wayne Gretzky, I'd want a badass fucking...

Sorry, did you say if I was as hot as Wayne Gretzky? Did I say hot? I believe you did. I meant Janet. Oh. If I was hot as Wayne Gretzky... Okay, here's a question. Have you ever masturbated to, like, a picture of Wayne Gretzky, Rick?

Me? Yeah. God, no. Because he's hot. No. Never jerked it? Ever? I've, you know, I've had dreams where I was Wayne Gretzky.

And I got to just pick whoever wanted to bang, that was cool. Then I woke up. And you had nothing? No. I had my unit in my hand. All right. Were you calling it Wayne Gretzky? No.

Remember when you used to get those little helmets from Dairy Queen, you know, the little football helmets? You didn't bang one of those. No, but remember you always used to wake up with one on the end of your bird? Yeah, what the fuck was going on? I remember that happened once. I think someone was just doing it as a joke. It happened like six or seven times.

You'd have a Pittsburgh Steeler on there one day, and the next day you'd wake up with a, you know, Chargers helmet on you. Helmet on your helmet. This is my final entry. It's not very great, but I like the name of it, too. If you can't have swearing... God's piss.

God's piss. Ricky. I'd drink the shit out of God's piss. God's piss. Ricky. I drink the shit out of God's piss. There's a fucking slogan right there. I drink the shit out of God's piss. It's a heavy metal beer. 6%. Heavy metal 6%. God's piss.

God's piss. It should be made of heavy metal. Like, it's heavier than most cans. It's fucked. So, like, it's iron? It's made of iron. I don heavy metal, like it's heavier than most cans. It's fucked. So, like it's iron? It's made of iron. I don't know, but it's always heavy, even when it's empty. That would be very good.

Heavy metal. I bet your companies would be all over that, Ricky. Heavier to ship. Oh, it would be fucking great. They'd love that. It's a case weight, you know, 50 or 60 pounds. Case of beer. Barely get it out of the store.

Yeah, that would never happen. That's a great selling, great marketing tool. See, that's why you weren't involved in, you know, in this. Yeah, clearly. God's piss. Oh, fuck Green Buster. Fuck yeah. Julian's I'm as cool as fuck ale.

Julian's I'm in my underwear ale. Julian's muscle beer. You're ale. Julian's muscle beer. You're gonna have boner beer. Drink this and your muscles will get bigger. Muscle milk, muscle beer. You guys are fucked. You are. All right. Is that it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the sponsors. What are the sponsors? Soon to be these, these fucking guys. But right now it's's Koolens. Koolens Pale Ale. Is that what you're drinking, Bubbs? That's fucked. What a stupid name. Koolens. You think you're cool now, Bubbs? Ooh, look how cool you are. You're drinking Koolens.

I don't think that, Ricky. I just grabbed it. I don't think they're a sponsor. Oh, fuck. I fucked that up. Sorry, guys. Take that back. Koolens didn't do fuck all for this thing. Don't drink Koolens. Koolens, guys. Take that back. Coolins didn't do fuck all for this. Don't drink Coolins. Coolins is shit. Don't drink it because they didn't give us any money.

So what the fuck? What is the sponsor? Is it trailerparkboysmerch.com? Trailerparkboysmerch.com. Throw it up, Chipper. What a shitty fucking way this is going. These guys are still... I'm still working on...

I'm still using a piece of shit! Yep. Great job there, bubs. Everything's still in boxes. No worms or nothing. Fucking fancy cables. Everything came in and nothing's fucking working. I'll set it the fuck up for the next one.

People have been complaining about how shitty I sound. Well, that's not to do with me. That's to do with you. My favorite thing about this one so far... What do you got on your computer box?

You know what I liked about this one? Why? We didn't fuck around with games. You didn't make Julian look like a fucking idiot. What are you talking about?

I've been fucking winning. Nope. You were disqualified. According to the fans. All right, next podcast. The game is on, Bob. Make sure you got that set up. I just want to show you

this one fucking guy, the cat man of Aleppo, this guy in Syria. Everybody's leaving because it's, you know, all kinds of shit going on. But this guy's staying for the cats.

Well, there you go. He's got hundreds of them, man. He's got hundreds of kitties in Syria? War to war on fucking kitties. They're just out there, and he's feeding all of them. So he's like you, man. So he's staying behind? Yep.

To feed the kitties? Yep. He's a good man. So, because all the cats are coming to this fucking guy. He's a good man. That fucking nerdy editor guy, he was showing me this video. It's about a fucking cat, uh, hovercraft. Yeah, I've seen that.

I don't approve. I don't approve. Is it real or what the fuck is the deal? It looks like it's real. It looks like they took a cat who was deceased and turned him into a fucking, what are they called? Hovercraft. No, the drone. Or a yeah. They turned him into a drone. Are you fucking called? Hovercraft. No, the drone.

The drone. They turned him into a drone. Are you fucking kidding me? They got him stretched out like this and there's a pallor on each paw. Oh, I didn't know he was dead. Yes, Ricky. You thought he was strapped to a...

You thought it was a real cat, alive? Yeah. If it was a real cat, I'd fucking fly down to wherever the guy was and beat the piss out of him. I wouldn't beat the piss out of him because it was dead. I thought...

It's bad enough he's using... You're supposed to bury kitties and have a nice little ceremony and be respectful. Or burn them up. It's not called burning them. It's called cremation. Which you've done. Yes, but I do it properly

and respectfully. I don't turn them into fucking drones, fly them around. That guy needs a beating. I wonder how much you sold that thing for. I don't know, but hopefully he donated the money to some sort of kiddie charity. We gotta do more of that fucking charity stuff. That felt good, man.

I can't believe people are fucking that crazy enough to spend that kind of money on my shitty, shitty drawings. But it was for a good cause. Yes. What did it end up selling for? Do you remember? Thank you, everybody, for the fucking support on that one. Wow. The great peanut tree of root who sold for a lot of money. We got to do another one. So did fucking Mount Killawale.

You guys are awesome. I like the fuck. Mount Killawale? I forgot to draw. I'm thinking my drawing days are over, so those are good. Done. You should do one for the next one, man. I guess if it's for charity. Maybe I'll start doing one. You gotta do the right drugs to fucking get them. I'll do one. I'll do up a drawing.

Yeah, you should. I'm going to. And it's gonna be fucking better than the great peanut tree of Ruto, I'll tell you that. Maybe it will, maybe it won't. and it's gonna be fucking better than the great peanut tree you grew to, I'll tell you that. Maybe it will, maybe it won't. I'm gonna draw a picture of Julian laid out on a chaise lounger. Yeah, you'd like to do that now, wouldn't you? What's he wearing?

You with your boner hanging out. People fucking staring at it. You should put like a nice baby blue speedo or something. Or baby blue underwear. Yeah. And you could draw a picture. Everybody knows you wear sunglasses so you can stare at my boner without anybody knowing.

Are you fucking kidding me? Is it still there? No, it's fine now, but that's what Corey's been saying. Is it still there? T and the Rothpile and Corey all said, yeah, Julian, watch out, he's wearing sunglasses

so he can look at your boner without you knowing. Look at your fucking boner, man. It's not a full- of shit, man. Watch out, he's wearing sunglasses so he can look at your boner without you knowing. Well, look at your fucking boner, man. It's not a full arm, but it's a fucking... you're between second and third base there. No, I'm not. He's got a semi. You're caught in a fucking throw down. Are you just horny as fuck lately, or what else is going on?

Wow, you guys are really fascinated with the stature of my leaner and what state it's in. You don't try to hide it or anything. That's the problem here. Jesus Christ. Well, I'm sitting with it under the table, and you seem to be peeking around trying to find it. I am not fucking looking at you, man. Jesus.

Got the sunglasses on, looking at my wiener. If I had something, I don't want to touch it with my hand, but I'd poke it with it. Here, I'd poke it with this. Ricky, get that chicken away from my hand. Oh, yeah, she's fucking... She's still... He's scared of it.

Get it away from me! You're fucked. All right, we got to go. Let's wrap this up. All right, are we done? I's wrap this up. Are we done? I think we're done. Wanna do a quick recap of these? Well, you can go, we're gonna go to the website. Green Bastard, Grave of 35,

That's not bad. Lager, that's the other one. Oh, some people can't see this, they're just listening to it. They can fucking probably put them on the screen unless they're stupid. No, but I mean some people don't have... They're just listening to this in their car or whatever. So go to swearnet.com, to the bloggy thing, and you'll see all the beers that we... All the shitty designs.

No, they're actually pretty good. I like that Freedom 35 one. That was kind of cool. That was good. It's better than... I think that Freedom 35 one. That was kinda cool. That was good. It's better than the dog's piss. I think that was my idea. You had nothing to do with that. Alright, let's wrap it up. We're done. Later fuckers. Fuck off. Fuck you. That's it? Just like that? Alright, so... it's done I guess. Thank you.