Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 64 - Gorilla Fingers Loves His Job

Episode Date: October 18, 2016

Julian wasn’t able to make it to the podcast this week, but luckily SwearNet got local prison guard “Gorilla Fingers” as a special guest! He talks about the ins and outs of cavity searches -- why he does them, whether or not he enjoys them, as well as stories about the strangest things he’s ever found “up there.” Episode 64 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!  

Can we just get this going, Ricky? Yeah. I knew it. It's a good fucking chip. What are you doing? It's not even a good chip as if it lights on fire. Yeah, because it's full of grease. Welcome to the Trailer Park official podcast.

That stinks. Cash, as Julian calls it. Not real excited today because we have a guest here. Julian's gone missing. We don't know where he is. And swearing at people. I'll tell you where he is. He's with that greasy fucking thing he's been banging.

Well, maybe. It's part man, part woman. I don't know really what it is. So the swearing-at people brought in their own guest today. I'd like to introduce you to this fella. We know him as Gorilla Fingers. He's a guard down at the jail. And we haven't had the greatest of history with them. No.

But welcome. Welcome. It's nice to have you here, I suppose. It's not really great to be here at all, actually. And it's not Gorilla Fingers anymore, it's Grant. Why are you here is what I'd like to know. I mean, why would they bring a jail guard on here? They're bringing him on here to fuck with me, Ricky. Why?

Because you know why. Do I? You saw the little thing, the in-between season episode, what he did to me. You do have a bit of a problem with that, I've noticed. For the viewers that don't know, I, Ricky stole a screwdriver out of the jail, and I got body cavity searched for it,

and it was conducted by him. I didn't actually take the screwdriver. Ricky, it was proven that you did. Well, I didn't think that I did. And I have not... It was an accident. ...been happy about that ever since. Well, I think you bastards invited me here

to scrutinize me like everyone else. I feel as though I'm under attack. You're not under attack, but I mean, clearly there was more to that. You didn't have to do that. Listen, I'm just doing my job. I'm sorry, I told you. It's a bit of a dirty job. Someone has to do it. Do you think I like doing it?

Here, look. Does that smell familiar to you? I can't get nothing... I can't get it off my hands. I mean, me and you have always got along pretty well. Why don't you wear a glove? There's the question. Because they reviewed the tapes and you clearly didn't put the glove on. Well, the glove wasn't fitting well, number one.

And number two, there's something soft and very supple about the skin. It's a much more natural feeling, okay? You ever been to a doctor, had your prostate examined? They will finger blast you, man. I took it easy on you. You're lucky. My doctor had three fingers in there.

Explore my orifices. Why do they? So that's something they do? They jam you? Yeah, to check the prostate, I think they do? They jam you? Yeah. To check the prostate, I think they do. He was finger-blasting me. I said, uh...

I said, that's... Your finger blasted me way harder than I blast the prisoners. I just don't understand. I mean, we've always gotten along pretty good, but it is weird. Like, most of the guys, if you're not working, you go in and get searched. Like, a lot of guys will make you bend over and they shine a flashlight in there. And then they cough. They don't actually pin you against the table and come aboard you.

That's weak. Or they use a little, you know, that little stainless steel thing that they pry open one of your ass flappers and just shine the light in. But they don't actually jam their fingers in there like you do, which is, I don't know. Where do you get those things, those devices? Well, they give you tools that you're supposed to use, and you said you didn't want to use them. So I think that clearly indicates you have some level of enjoyment. No, it's, I'm doing my duty. The taxpayers want to know that the environment is safe for prisoners.

And I've got to make sure it's safe. I'm the only one man enough to do the job. And I told you I don't like it. And I'm as gentle as I can be. And I actually think really, if anyone was enjoying it, think maybe it was, maybe it was you. No, no. Don't fucking spend that one on me. That's an interesting way of looking at things, I guess. No, it was you. No, no. Don't fucking spin that one on me.

That's an interesting way of looking at things, I guess. No, it's not. I was traumatized. You haven't talked about it a lot. There wasn't a lot of resistance, if you know what I mean. Well, what am I supposed to do? Scared you'd beat the shit out of me. I know not to fight a prison guard.

I'm not that stupid. Did you find the screwdriver? I didn't. I Did you find the screwdriver? I didn't. I didn't find the screwdriver and I felt bad about that. But it wasn't inside of Bubbles. It wasn't. But I feel like I did what I had to do and maybe he didn't seem to mind too much. So no harm, no foul.

You know? Welcome to jail, Bubbs. Yeah. Bubbles, does this look familiar? That look familiar to you? Yeah, that's hilarious. That's hilarious. I'm sorry, I shouldn't make jokes like that, but I couldn't help it. No, you shouldn't.

What are the, uh, you're supposed to say the sponsor thing? Is that what Julian does, or does he do, he usually forgets anyway? He usually forgets. This is number 64. I know that. Is it? Yeah. We've done 64 of these fucking things?

Yes, we have, Ricky. Wow, fuck me gently. Don't say that to him. You know, you're awful smug down there, by the way, Rick. Um... Which means what? Well, what I think is, uh, you might want to butter me up a little,

because you could be next. You know, there's a is, uh, you might want to butter me up a little because... you could be next, you know? There's a lot of eyes on you. I tell you, you get into the prison... We've always gone pretty good. I know you like your hash a little bit, and, you know... I mean, I've got some of these pepperoni sticks. You could have one of those, I guess. That's not gonna buy me a house. And, uh, is this a sponsor today? Bubbs, what does this say? That's not gonna buy me a house. And is this a sponsor today?

Bubz, what does this say? What is that? I don't know. That can't be the sponsor, is it? What the fuck is it? I don't know. It's written in candy language. Ah, mushrooms.

I wonder if they're magic. It's not a can of, a case of mushrooms, is it? That's what it looks like on the... What the fuck is this shit? Now, I've been told, I've been told that I'm gonna be a good friend of yours. I'm gonna be a good friend of yours. I'm gonna be a good friend of yours. I'm gonna be a good friend of yours.

I'm gonna be a good friend of yours. I'm gonna be a good friend of yours. I'm gonna be a good friend of yours. I'm gonna be a good friend of yours. I'm gonna be a good friend of yours. I'm gonna be a good friend of yours. I'm gonna be a good friend of yours. That's what it looks like on the... What the fuck is this shit? Now, I've been told... I've been told that a lot of people at the jail have been talking about you, and there's been a lot of complaints. And I'm gonna file my own, just so you know. This little fucking mushroom guy

beating off in there, it looks like. What? On the inside box. What is that? A little mushroom superhero jacking his mushroom cock. On the inside box, what is that? A little mushroom superhero, Jack and his mushroom cock. I don't know what that is. So is that why you guys invited me here?

To blow these rumors out of control? Well, I think it should be talked about. They're fucking like chocolate mushroom cookies. What are they? Some chocolate mushroom cookie. Oh, cookies. Hopefully it gets you fucked. No, Ricky, they? Chocolate mushroom cookie. Cookies. Hopefully gets you fucked.

No, Ricky, they're just for kids. They're not me. Keep those drugs around for me. No contraband. I shouldn't even be really near any of this contraband. Holy fuck. Drive one of those in your fucking head there, gorilla. You can try one of those.

Is it legal? Hopefully. No, it's not. It's sold on the... It's from one of those countries that don't know how to write. They draw pictures. Is it... You think it's going to make me horny? I don't know. Because a lot of people are all of a sudden accusing me of being horny around the jail, which is also bullshit.

Fucking bullshit. Who's the first person to call you Gorilla Fingers, I wonder? Let's forget about that. I heard the story. I'm trying to get rid of that image. Hold your fingers up for a second. Look at the size of them. Why do they give him that job?

You have to search the whole cavity. You have to fill the cavity. Okay? That's why you need big fingers. I know Larry John Jr. has been fingered at least 25 times, he said, by you. 24, really? He's been here a long fucking time, though. He probably wishes it was 25. 67 now? That's excessive.

Well, he had a pipe wrench in his ass. That'll fucking get you fingered. He did like that's excessive. Well, he had a pipe wrench in his ass. That'll fucking get you fingered. He did have a pipe wrench. I had to drag that thing out. I had to put my goddamn foot up on his back. And reef the fucking thing out of there. That would fucking suck.

For both parties. Well, it wasn't so funny for him. Okay, what's the strangest thing you ever found in there then? Well, back in, it's funny you should

ask that because me and the boys were talking about some of the stranger things we have found. In 1984, I was in Three Rivers, Quebec,

and there was a 19, there was an Eaton's catalog up that guy's arse. Because he wanted a Leafs sweater. Like the full year or the Christmas edition? The whole fucking thing. Jesus Christ. And you know how it got up there? He was in Three Rivers, and he wanted a Leafs jersey. And all the French prisoners found out, and they said, do you want a Leafs jersey, and all the French prisoners found out,

and they said, do you want a Leafs jersey? We'll ram this fucking thing up your hole. Jesus Christ. It hurt going in. It was basically over a hockey dispute. Yeah. It was like two inches thick.

I don't know the fucking catalog. Was it rolled up? how was it in there? I rolled it up. If I remember correctly, that edition had the fabulous bra section and swimsuit section. Oh, yeah. Yeah, the underwear sections, we're talking 40 pages of underwears. A lot of painting going on. I thought it was the golden age of that sort of thing, if you're into it, which I'm not.

Which some people are. Clearly. Clearly you're not. So you said you and the boys were sitting around talking about some of the things you found up there. Is that something you do on a regular basis? Reminisce about your findings? Well, we have a museum, actually, in Amherst. And there's a lot of weird objects there,

which we use and we try to explain to people. Do not shove this in your arse, or we will find it and drag it out, by any means necessary. Jamie Oliver had the football and I mean it wasn't fully inflated but... Yeah, who? What? Jamie Oliver, not the TV renovation guy. Jamie Oliver's a cook.

He's a cook, Ricky. Or not that guy. No, Jamie Oliver with the long fucking red hair. Jamie Oliver. I don't know. And he had a football up his arse. Yeah, it wasn't fully... I'd like to get my hands on him.

It wasn't fully inflated, but man, it was quite a fucking thing. There's a museum, an actual museum of artifacts. Yeah, tell me more about that football. I mean, tell me more about that football. I mean, tell me more about that football. That sounds very interesting to me. I'd like to hear more about it. He was claiming he could fucking do it. It was just a stupid jail that went bad.

And he did have to take some air out of it, but he did get fucking pretty much the whole thing in there. He was never the same after that. Wow. That's fucking excellent. Terry Mulligan with the pound of bacon. If I was to Google that museum, what's the name of the museum? It's called the Merit, the M-A-M, we call it M-A-M,

Merit I. Marisol Museum. And some people think that's politically incorrect, but it's just what it is. It's what it's called. See if I can pull that out there. See how it is fucked, because you could have people in there, too. Well, do you know what MoMA really means? No.

I don't either, but I know there's something dirty about it, so they can't. It's the Museum of Modern Art. It's what it stands for. That's what you tell people. How about the Museum of Modern Asses? And it's not... Museum of Mutilated Asses.

It's not known by the public. If you look closely at some of that artwork, you'll be surprised. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah. All right then.

I wonder what the biggest power tool you could get up there would be. Why are you even giving them ideas? Well now it's almost like a competition if you know you're gonna get to go to a museum. Well. Drill would be, no, you'd never get a drill. Are you really thinking about this, Ricky? No, no, let's talk about something else. Sorry. This whole podcast has been about

Do you remember Chief from under the cuckoo's nest? Yeah. Yeah. Remember he was always strutting around that prison? Right. One flew over the cuckoo's nest. Yeah. And Jack Nicholson was always trying to be his friend, but he was based off a real life character from Idaho.

And he was so big he tried to put a step ladder halfway up his ass. Jesus Christ, that's insane. Which is why he walked with a limp. Wow. That's why he's the chief, the chief of hiding things. Oh, you're never going to top that. That's amazing. There's no way that's true. There's just no

way, Ricky. Think of a step ladder. Yeah, but if it was, like, you mean like a step stool, or? Doesn't matter, Ricky. He was seven foot eight, eh? Doesn't matter. Seven foot eight doesn't matter.

This is the weirdest. It is a weird one. That's all we've talked about. What else do you want to talk about? We could talk about, on this day, some shit that went down. You want to do that, man? Yeah, let's hear it. October 21st, 1992.

You'll remember this day, bubs. Because there was a lot of fucking beating your goalie. Madonna's book, Sex, went on sale. And you fucking stood in line up for it. I didn't stand in line. That big, dumb metal book. What was it? A couple pages of tits that you got to Jack.

That was it. I didn't stand in line for that, Ricky. Maybe it was Julian. I wouldn't have been able to afford a medal of park. Think about it. Julian maybe did. Yeah, I can't remember now. All right, that wasn't that great.

That's all you got? Well, no, I do have some famous birthdays, but I don't know how the game we could play with them. What could we play? Well, I'm sure he would like to play, would you? Okay, finger them, neck with them, or beat them. Oh, shit. You know what?

We can't use beat them because it's all... Terrible game, right? They're all women, so we better not say... No. Beat them. It's just a terrible game. Finger them, neck with them, or make them dinner in bed. All right, Ricky, all right.

What do you got? Kim Kardashian. Finger, neck with her,, make her dinner in bed. Make her dinner in bed, then finger her. And then steal her jewelry. Yeah. Fuck. Carrie Fisher. From Star Wars. Yeah. Just getting a little older, but based on fantasies from our childhood,

I'm going to have to go with necking and fingering, I guess. Ricky, is there going to be anybody that that's not the answer? Judge Judy. Judge Judy? Now, that's, you know, I'm interested to hear your take on that, where she's a judge and you're in the prison system. Well, we're all terrified of her, for one. She's cranky.

Yeah. But she really doesn't affect you here in the Sunnyvale jail, or does she? Yeah, well, you guys keep up with these lies and accusations. up with these lies and accusations, maybe I will have to stand in front of her one day, which I don't look forward to. And I really, you guys... I'd love to see you on Judge Judy and her up there saying, do you enjoy this or not? I don't even know anything about finger blasting. I don't enjoy it. And you guys keep bringing it up, if I enjoy it or not.

And I keep trying to tell you I don't enjoy it, and clearly I don't like talking about it. I talked to one of the head people at the jail, and they said they've told you to tone it down. You don't need to do that so often. It's only in extreme cases, but you do it at the drop of a hat. The taxpayers want safe

and secure rehabilitation environment. Yeah. And when things go missing, like ladders and wrenches, I have to start looking in arses. And I don't like it. But someone has to do it, and I already told you. Ever hear of an x-ray machine? Maybe an x-ray machine.

Do you think we can afford one? We can't. And they can't even afford it at my damn walk-in clinic, where my doctor finger-blasted me for 15 minutes. I mean, they're not stupid. They do know that we... It is pretty much the only way to get a lot of stuff in. Like that fucking pork tenderloin we had last year for Christmas.

Never would have got that in there. Ricky, don't tell me that's how that made it into the jail. How else are you gonna smuggle pork tenderloin in, bubs? That's a good idea. I think. Who brought it in? Tommy. Is there any of it left? Tommy's only four feet tall.

I don't know how he did it. Is there any pieces of that left over? For the museum, I mean. Not for my personal consumption. For the museum. Fuck, there could be. I don't know. What, did you have Tommy's phone number?

I probably do. This is getting weird though, I mean. No, no, that could go in the museum and, just Walmart. Walmart. Who has cheaper charcoal, Walmart or Costco? I don't know actually, I don't buy charcoal. Which I don't know why.

Never mind. Never mind. Why are you wondering about charcoal? Just curious. I just thought of it. I just thought of that. Because he wants to grill a piece of our tenderloin. On a barbecue.

That's what it is. Tommy's tenderloin. That's what it is. That's horrible. That is horrible. And I would never. That is not what is. That's, uh, horri- that is horrible. And I would never- Yeah. That is not what I- that's not why I was asking.

See, these- this is how the stories start right here. This is what happened in the jail, and now this is what is happening now right here.

Right now. People spinning stories. Thanks a lot for having me. Wow. I don't even know if I really want to, uh, be here right now. I heard you're in a bit of trouble right now at the jail.

Didn't you get suspended for a week or something? No. Not that we have to keep talking about that stuff, I guess. You keep coming back to that, yeah. I'm not, first of all. And secondly... Wow! Uh...

Well, okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. And secondly, you keep, the longer you breathe life and blood into this out of blown story, the longer I'm going to continue to be scrutinized. Okay, so just in preparation for this interview today, I called the jail and I said, can I speak to Gorilla Fingers, please? And they said, no, sorry, He's been suspended for a week. That's what they said. He's been suspended. And I said, oh, can I ask what the suspension's for?

It's under review, and until the review is done, they've asked me to take a hiatus and do a few community service projects like this. So this is some serious shit going on. Okay. So next time I go to jail, you may not even fucking be there. You know what? Which could kind of suck.

I hope you get back to the jail. And I hope nothing goes missing. No. How do you like that? No, let's... I would go so far as to say you might have hidden a couple, you might have stole a couple screwdrivers yourself

just to give yourself a reason to get at some people. Bullshit! Whoa, okay. You fucking struck a chord or a nerve. That's bullshit. That seems like an awful weird reaction for somebody that never did anything wrong. Yeah. Cause that's what the word around the jail's bullshit. That seems like an awful weird reaction for somebody that never did anything wrong. Yeah.

Because that's what the word around the jail's been. I'm going to be honest. People are saying, you throw a pipe wrench in your bag at the end of the night and then the next day, oh, a pipe wrench is missing. Who signed that out? Get in here. How could I sneak a pipe wrench into someone's rectum? No, I'm not saying you sneak it in there. You're just giving yourself a reason to look.

There'd be no sneaking it. You're going to fucking feel that. Unless it was one of the little baby keychain ones. Okay, I'm going to change the subject. I read something. Carrot. No, we're not playing a game, Randy. I was just going to read a...

We've been playing Family Feud the last number of weeks. These do actually make you horny here. Here. They don't. They don't need any more. So you're horny now, sitting here with me and Ricky. That's great. Well, because you're giving me ecstasy.

It's probably because you're in Julian's chair. That's not ecstasy. I think they're just little chocolates. That's Julian's chair. Do you have any dance music? I have dance music, probably. But I'm not ecstasy. I think they're just little chocolates. That's Julian's cherry. Do you have any dance music? I have dance music, probably. But I'm not putting any on. I wouldn't mind.

If you think you're on ecstasy and you're getting horny. Ricky, you want to hear something crazy? What? What? Those things are making me feel warm. Ricky, what are those? I don't know, because they don't know how to write. They just draw pictures of writing.

Are you feeling weird, too? A little bit, but I don't know if it's just all the sex talk or... Ooh. His tits hanging out or what's going on. I don't know what's going on. I just can hear rave music pulsating in my ears. I don't know why. Do you go to raves?

Only four or five times a week. That's a lot. So that's every night of the week. You go to a rave pretty much. No, there's six days in the whole night. They don't even care if you get finger blasted at a rave. They love it. You see, I think we're starting to get bottom of this. It's kicking in.

That's how to rave, okay? What the fuck happened here? Ricky, what did you give them? I don't know, just these little mushroom things. They'd never not be laced with something. You never know, because I don't read picture writing. I see a sheep. Oh yeah, that's what it is.

Why? Some kind of sheep shit in them. Sheep shit? Here, you want to hear something crazy? Uh-huh. You know when Star Wars came out? Yes. First Star Wars.

1977? I believe. Crazy? You know when Star Wars came out? Yes. First Star Wars. 1977? I believe. France at that point were still executing people by guillotine. Fuck off. That's a true fact. Chop them in half.

Cutting their heads off. Oh, yeah. That's the magician that cuts you in half, isn't it? Yeah, he doesn't use a guillotine, Oh, yeah. No, that's the magician that cuts you in half, isn't it? Yeah, he doesn't use a guillotine, though, usually. Oh, it's a big blade thing. Same idea. That's how they should have done it. They should have cut you in half and let you fucking bleed out.

At least you'd suffer a bit. Take your head off, you're pretty much... Could we talk about something more upbeat, maybe? I was really starting to be on a good place. So those cocksuckers are still cutting heads off in the 70s? That's what it says. Wow.

Oh, sorry. Are we ruining your buzz? Here, Ricky, this is one. This is a fact I read that I think will blow your mind. Is it about a penis guillotine? No. What? A penis guillotine? Just takes the head off. Wouldn't I read something about that, too?

No, maybe that was a dream. I have weird dreams sometimes. Listen, it says if the sun were the size of a white blood cell, then the Milky Way galaxy would be the size of the United States. Wrap your fucking head around that. All right, so you got a drop of red, white, drop of white blood. What bleeds white? No, no, no, not a drop, Ricky.

One white blood cell. In one drop, there's... What's a blood cell? Is that like a gang in jail? The bloods? No, Ricky. Your blood is made up of cells and... What the fuck is going on over there?

What does this remind you of? A vulva? Sorry to interrupt. Sorry to interrupt. Vulva. What is a vulva? What in the fuck are you doing? I was making a sculpture

because you guys fucked me up on some sort of... Those are chocolate candies. Maybe you're allergic to chocolate. Maybe I'm allergic to chocolate. Did you hear this? Placed with sex drugs. So if the sun was the size of somebody in a jail cell.

No, if the sun was the size of. The milk you lay would be the size of United States of America. Yeah. One blood cell, Ricky, in a drop. There's like, I don't know how many, but lots. Say a grain of sand even, that's way bigger than a blood cell. But if the Sun was the size of one grain of sand, the Milky Way would be as big as the whole United States. That's crazy. So there'd be a lot of blood cells.

No, it's trying to tell you how big the fucking... Milky Way galaxy is, Ricky. And then that's our galaxy. There's billions of fucking galaxies. This is what I keep telling people about space. I guess it doesn't matter, though. Well, I guess it doesn't. Can I help you? Nobody really gives a fuck. I mean, we're never going to see you.

So it's just out there, but whatever. Ricky, we should shut this down. He's starting to reach for me. What? He just reached for me. Did it make you feel good or bad? No. He just put his hand back by my hair.

Can I ask you a personal question? Me or him? You. Okay. Do you keep things well-groomed, just in your private areas? I'm just wondering what sort of equipment I'm going to need. When I'm in the pen, it's harder because they don't give you much stuff there. But, yeah, when I'm home, I generally like to look after that area pretty good, yeah.

I like a little bit of bush myself, but... Do you trim it or just... No, bring bush back. Okay. Bring it back. Like full-grown fucking heavy thick... Yeah. I'm talking grass on the playing field, man. Tired of

clean surfaces. Just curious because... Okay, well, we probably should wrap her up then, hey, Ricky? Do you think? I was just telling him my last experiment was really bad, so I ended up having to just go clean. And then, you know, every couple of days, it starts to get a little itchy.

Right now, yeah, I'm just... Why are you telling him this? It's like a desert down there. Ricky, he's enjoying this. Oh, he was just asking me. No, he wasn't. Oh. No, it was just a grooming question, fuckface.

It's not a grooming question. He's getting excited. And then I used a little bit of Lucy's, well, she's not there anymore, but her cream. It smells like, I forget what the smell is called. Oh, yeah. A stone mumbling's go over there. Where do you get that now? It's from the body shop, I think this stuff was.

That's a good place. Body shop's gonna be- It smells like coconut. That's what those big balls are. It smells like coconut. It's nice down there. Keeps everything really good. Well, you can grow it out. No razor burn. Some people like it

grown out. And if, you know, maybe what I'm suggesting is it's inevitable with the amount you fuck up, an exam probably will be necessary. Sometimes it's nice to think about what people like so they're easier on you in those situations, which is for me

a lot of question. Maybe I'll go full mullet. We'll see. Okay, well, I think we probably should wrap it up now, Ricky. Alright. How you doing, bubs? I'm doing alright. You look a little nervous. Yeah, a little nervous. I'd like to just get moving. Get out of here, maybe.

Podcast number 64 coming to an end. Visit the sponsors. What were the sponsors? It's a good thing you didn't give him a beer. Trailerparkboysmerch.com. We've got all kinds of new stuff on there. Could I have a... Do you mind if I take the leftovers there?

Just those... Which? Those mushrooms there you gave me earlier. No, you can... Yeah, you can have those. Just two of an air, thanks. You can take those. Just don't eat any while you're working.

All right, so let's... You know how to find your way out, right? Yeah, you can have those. It's a souvenir, thanks. You can take those. You just don't need any while you're working. All right, so let's, uh, you know how to find your way out, right? Yep, I do. Out the back door? I wish I could say thanks for the inflammatory remarks, and I wish I could say this was awesome, but it wasn't. Did you just tell him to go to your back door? No, I said, no, Ricky, I said he can find his way out the back door. See you later, gorilla. Good to see you, man.

That was fucked. What was fucked? He was pretty, he was alright. Ricky? What? All he talked about was fingering people. You kept asking him. You kept bringing it up. He was asking you if you were groomed. Oh, gee, you know what? I never thought of that.

I thought it was just like a dude making a conversation with another dude. No, he wasn't. About your package. But now, yeah, now I think about it, that was a little weird. You didn't hear him going, hmm, yeah, hmm, hmm, hmm, mumbling to himself? No. Those were all telltale signs. All right, let's just, let's just get out of here.

Tune in next week when we're gonna have... I don't know. Hopefully... Hopefully nobody. Ricky, don't light yourself on fire. Stop it. Just seeing how flammable it was. Редактор субтитров А.Семкин Корректор А.Егорова