Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 65 - The Origins of Halloween
Episode Date: October 26, 2016Grab yourself a cup of mushroom tea, some hash pumpkin cake, and a couple of drinks - the Boys are celebrating Halloween! Ricky, er, Weed Man, explains how Santa and God created Halloween, and the B...oys do their best to play Jeopardy before the hash sets in. Episode 65 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!   Â
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Yeah!
Angus MacDill!
Halloween!
What you got to eat in there, Angus?
French fried potatoes?
Sling blade, Carl.
Carl Childress.
That's a good one, Bubz.
Bubz, can you turn that fucking thing off?
Man, this is fucking throwing down.
I can't handle that guy anymore, man.
He knows how to play the harmonica.
Shut him down. Can you turn him off?
Yeah, I can just...
Just push this little button there.
Fuck. It's annoying as fuck, man.
Angus.
Angus McNeil.
Who the fuck are you supposed to be anyway?
Alright, that's enough there, bud.
You can't, he's on his sound sensor.
Just turn the fuck... take out the batteries or something, man.
No, just every time you need them to stop,
you just give them a little...
You grab them by the balls.
You give them a little clicker right there.
You just chill out, Angus.
Holy fuck.
I am fucking pumped for Halloween, boys.
Bugs, you got to be serious.
You got to do something with that fucking guy.
Just hang on, Angus.
All right, can we get this started now?
Yes.
All right, what's up, fuckers?
This is the official Trailer Prep Boys podcast.
This is the Halloween one, okay?
That's why we're dressed up like fucking idiots right now.
You're the only one dressed like an idiot.
Who the fuck are you supposed to be?
Fucking Johnny Fonzie?
I'm the Terminator, man.
That's who I am.
Terminator.
Terminator, what, you just threw on a fucking leather jacket
and bought a stupid gun? Yeah, well, this is what the Terminator. Terminator? What, you just threw on a fucking leather jacket and bought a stupid gun?
Yeah, well, this is what the Terminator looks like.
I remember, I remember.
You always used to wear a fucking fishing hat.
Yeah.
What the fuck you dressed up like?
I'm fucking Weed Man.
Weed Man.
Because I'm providing joints to fucking people in need.
Flying around, baby. You need to get high?
Call Weed Man.
Rolling joints for my weed cock.
Bob, seriously, man.
I swear to fuck.
Since when does Terminator wear a fucking fishing hat?
Oh, since...
I didn't want to do my fucking hair, okay?
Hey, bud.
Over here.
Buddy.
Fuck brains.
Shut the fuck up.
I'm on the mountain like she comes.
There it comes. Bob's. Bob's, turn the fuck up.
Bubz.
Bubz, turn the fuck off.
He's just playing.
I'm serious.
He likes to jam.
You quit fucking around or you're going to get fucking beat.
Don't fucking ruin Halloween for me.
Oh, my fuck, Bubz.
He's getting a shot.
No, just wait.
You want a shot?
Another fucking note.
Ricky, he can't hear you.
One more note.
He can't hear you, bud.
Ricky!
Ricky!
Ricky!
Ricky!
He's still going.
Fucking thing.
Shut up!
Bubs, just turn him off.
Fuck. Ricky, just turn him off. Fuck!
Ricky, just wait, for God's sake.
Fuck, Bubs. I'm liking Halloween so far and he's fucking around, Bubs.
Oh, man, he was kind of cool at first, but...
One good shot.
It's been three fucking hours with this man.
Come on, give me your best shot.
Fuck!
It's pretty hard.
Yes, Ricky, he's made a fucking hard body set from China.
Here, just wait.
I can click him off on the back there.
All right, that's...
You guys want some fucking treats?
Ricky, where did you get that?
Went down to the elementary school, and they're having some parties.
Ricky.
You didn't take this from the kids, did you, man?
Oh, no, I didn't take it from the kids. The kids didn't get it yet.
There's lots there, right?
You stole the treats from the school for the kids.
I was doing the kids a favor. It's actually going to help their teeth,
and maybe they won't get all fat and stuff from Halloween candy.
Because they eat too much of the shit, right?
Mango gummy candies?
That tastes like...
Who eats that shit?
Well, here.
There's got to be something in one of these fucking bags.
They've got two bags.
Ricky, there's...
There's this fucking shit.
You're going to start a fucking fire, Ricky.
I hope not.
I'll fuck a re-zicker.
All right, here's the next thing we're doing right now.
My Halloween fucking mushroom tea.
What?
We're getting fucked today, boys.
Ricky, I'm not drinking mushroom tea.
Who's fucking her?
We're gonna go to the moon.
That's where Halloween started.
I don't want to go to the moon.
It started on the moon, did it?
Yep.
Bubs, that's strike two.
One more, Mattis.
Where the fuck?
You don't want this to go to number three.
Ah!
Bubs?
What?
Don't do that again, man.
I can't control him.
I can't fucking think.
It drives me nuts.
He gets in the mood to play.
I got bruised knuckles because of you there fuck brains.
But I will drop kick you if you don't fucking shut up.
Give me your best shot, Nick Wade.
Oh, really?
Ricky, Ricky, do not.
Ricky!
Nice.
I ain't just with you.
Don't hear you fucking say anything now, bud.
What's that?
Yeah, that's right.
Nothing.
Fucking pussy.
Make sure he's done.
Like, break him.
Let me see him.
Poor Angus McNeil.
He'll be back.
He's just knocked out for a few minutes, probably.
Poor Angus McNeil.
He didn't deserve that.
Just trying to jam.
Still fucking works, Bob.
Oh, he doesn't move anymore!
Well, he did take a fucking chair to the head, Bob.
His arms are broken.
Alright, boys.
Step number two after the mushroom tea.
Pumpkin hash fucking loaf.
Pumpkin hash loaf?
Yeah. Drive some of this into your fucking head, boys.
When did you make this, Ricky?
I was doing a little getting loose, and I fucking made all this shit for you guys.
Pumpkin hash loaf?
Yeah. There's not much hash in it, so you'll be fine.
Yeah, right. There's not much hash.
Toss it over to fucking the Terminator.
How much hash is in this?
Just a little bit.
Okay.
Now you fucking...
Jello Angus.
What is it?
Pumpkin hash loaf.
Aw, Ricky, I can't eat that. How much hash is in it?
Not very much at all.
It's got a hair in it, man. It's got a little...
Yeah, look, Ricky, there's an old dangleberry hanging off mine.
Oh, yeah, just take that out.
It was baked right into it.
It wasn't, like, a public hair.
Was it a public hair?
Look.
And you're still eating it?
Well, the hair was back here.
Yeah, but it could have went right through, man.
You guys want a cock joint?
Cock joint?
Ricky, you can taste the hash in that.
I know. It's not that much, though.
There's got to be. I can't eat that.
I'll shit myself. Have you got to be. I can't eat that.
I'll check myself.
Have you got any
french fried potatoes?
Alright, so, your weed, man.
Boys, I'm fucking stuck here.
I'm putting my finger in my mouth.
I'm not putting my finger in your mouth, Ricky.
Here you go, man.
Alright, here we go.
Here, take a drink.
Here, take a drink.
Ricky, so tell me about your costume here. I noticed that you stole half my backup green bastard uniform.
There's a difference between the word stole and the word borrow.
I just borrow these for the next year.
You'll get them back next year, October 28th.
Ricky, you don't dress up for Halloween for a whole year. You'll get them back next year. October 28th.
Ricky, you don't dress up for Halloween for a whole year.
You keep your costume for a year, though.
Why?
Because there's a costume party throughout the year.
You're supposed to wear the same thing you wore for Halloween.
Who told you that?
Old man.
Ray.
Yep.
Well, he's fucked.
Well, you know all about Halloween and how it was started by God and Santa.
No, actually.
Explain that to us, Ricky.
Yeah, Ricky, I'd like to hear that.
Well, that's why Santa, the first time he ever put on his red and white suit was for Halloween.
And that was where the rules started, where because he wore it for Halloween,
he was supposed to wear that costume for any special event throughout the year.
So then when Christmas Day came,
he was like, fuck, I gotta put on costumes,
it's a dress up day.
So he had to be the red and white suited man
with the grayish beard.
Ricky, who in the fuck told you that?
My dad said it was passed down from his father.
So Santa was dressing up for Halloween party
and that's how he got his Santa suit? That's what his dad, Cory Bob, told him.
I don't know. Cory Bob.
Cory Bob, Santa's dad?
No, Ricky's grandfather, Cory Bob.
Cory Bob. Yeah.
You remember Cory Bob, the fucking drunk.
Grampy.
Yeah, Grampy. He's fucked.
He was way more fucked than Ray, man.
But that doesn't explain where Halloween came from, Ricky.
That just explains that Santa went to a Halloween party.
I asked them that, and they said they don't really know how it started.
It sounded like it was just a fucking party where just instead of a normal party, you put shit on.
And they're like, fuck, we should do this every year on this day.
So Santa and God decide they'd get drunk and dress up every fucking October 30th.
And Halloween got born.
Bubz, we need to have
a talk with him about this whole Santa thing, man.
It's like... Just leave it.
It's... Just leave it.
He's never gonna fucking learn anything.
This weed beard
may not have been a good idea.
It should have been like a weed...
Did you make that out of real weed?
Shake.
It's fucking good, too.
So do you just lick it throughout the day?
Is it like a salt lick?
See, that's what I should have done.
I should have cooked the weed, and then you could eat it,
because right now it's kind of raw, and you can't really,
you don't get too fucked up off of it.
Oh, my God.
I could have just covered my face in weed butter,
and then I don't know where I would have went from there.
Oh, you could have.
I just noticed you got a little tennis headband on there
with some weed eyebrows, too.
They didn't go as planned.
It looks good, though, Ricky.
That's a costume people might buy.
If the three of us were in a costume contest right now,
I mean, come on, right?
Who's winning?
Some people call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade.
That was pretty good.
All right, boys, we've got to talk about some, like, you know, quality shit here.
Just when you're drinking this stuff, plug your nose. It's not great.
I'm not doing it. I've got way too much shit to do, man.
Ricky, I can't, so...
Boys, listen. I'm busy, all right?
You guys aren't busy, but I'm busy right now.
I'm trying to get the fucking Christmas tour underway here.
There's a lot of fucking phone calls I gotta make.
Gotta try to make some money, man.
I didn't see the little screws sticking out of his teeth.
That's probably what maybe did a bit of damage.
Jesus, oh, that was what his harmonica was hooked to.
Oh, yeah.
Or his arm.
Don't punch him in the face now, whatever you do. Jesus, oh, that was what his harmonica was hooked to. Oh, yeah. Or his arm.
Don't punch him in the face now, whatever you do.
There's got to be a way to fix this here.
I know how to fix this fucking thing.
Here, here, move, move!
Julian, don't! Get the fuck out of my way!
Julian! don't! Get the fuck out of my way! Julian!
Jesus Christ!
Gotta get him on the ground.
Fuck, man!
Holy fuck, are you kidding me?
Die!
Broke my gun. Why would you do that?
Well, I broke my gun. Angus McNeil.
Yeah, he's fucked now, but...
Boys, I told you, I got a lot of shit to do.
I don't want to sit around talking about fucking Santa, Jesus God, and all that other shit.
Ricky.
Yeah, he's fucked.
We can fix it, but we're gonna need some glue.
We're not fixing that.
Need some glue, a wire, and a speaker.
Fuck's sake, boys, I can't have any.
Okay, listen, what episode number is this?
We've been forgetting that lately.
This is episode what, sixty...five?
Something like that?
Look at his old leg bone.
Or he lost his foot. He won't be able to walk.
Fuck's sake.
Did you find something you wanted, Jerry?
How much candy and shit did you steal from the kids, man?
I went to two schools.
Fucking junior high was a goldmine.
I don't know how I feel about this, man.
I mean, it was okay to do this when we were younger,
but we're getting older, man.
This is like, you're taking candy from fucking kids and shit.
No, I took candy from the fucking teachers that we're going to give it to the kids
and ruin their fucking teeth and make them fat.
So I did everyone a favor.
Now we're going to get ruined teeth and fat instead of the kids.
Say that back to yourself out loud, Ricky.
We're going to get ruined and fat and shit instead of the kids?
Yeah, I think that you did everyone a favor, did you?
Except us. But we're gonna get older, you're
allowed to be like that. Alright boys.
Holy fuck boys, I'm getting fucked up off of this shit. Wow, that kicks in good.
I had one bite of that hash brownie, and I'm fucking right out of it.
It's the tea, I think.
What was he eating?
I didn't even taste the tea.
It's delicious.
No, it's not delicious.
Plug your nose in.
It's delicious.
All right, Buzz, are we going to play some Jeopardy
or something like that?
I've got an important phone call with a guy in Helsinki
in fucking seven minutes.
Who?
Guy in Helsinki. We're going to go to Helsinki for the fucking Christmas tour. You're banging a guy in Helsinki in fucking seven minutes. Who? Guy in Helsinki.
We're gonna go to Helsinki for the fucking Christmas tour.
You're banging a guy in Helsinki now, are you?
No, I'm trying to set up the tour
so we can fucking make some money this year.
Is that where Santa Jesus and God live?
Helsinki, they have a whole Terminator fan club over there.
Oh, yeah?
The man sex club.
Oh, yeah?
Everyone dresses up like a Terminator and just fucking gets out of it? Yeah. Nice. Oh, yeah? The man sex club. Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Everyone dresses up like Terminator
and just fucking gets out of it?
Yeah.
Nice.
No, man, no.
No, that's a famous thing in Helsinki.
It's weird that you're calling Helsinki
dressed up like the Terminator.
But that has nothing to do
with the Terminator thing, man.
You calling them on Skype?
No, I'm not gonna call them.
No pants on?
Yeah, that's...
No, I'm gonna call them on the phone.
Stop being a dick. All him. No pants on? Yeah, that's... no, I'm gonna call him on the phone. Stop being a dick.
Alright. Is that it?
Cause I'm getting fucked.
No, Ricky. We're just getting going here, bud.
I want to play a Halloween round of Jeopardy.
Let's play a Halloween round. You got me for another...
Are you kidding me?
...five minutes.
It better be...
It better be easy, cause right now my brain is all over the fucking place.
This thing's almost on fire, man.
Boy, there's something going on fire there.
I just fixed it.
Ricky, you can't dump large loads of stuff on top of candles and expect not to burn the place down.
I thought they were electricity candles.
Bob's here.
You can take mine. I'm not eating that shit, man.
Pussy.
Pussy.
Pussy, pussy, pussy, buck, buck, buck.
Someone's gotta fucking run the show here, Ricky.
Well, there he goes.
Fuck, I hope he didn't break.
All right, I'm gonna kick your ass in jeopardy.
Let's just get it going.
I am the reigning champion, by the way.
Bull shit.
Okay, the categories are World War II,
television, trees, clothing,
five-letter words, or Dr. Seuss.
Dr. Seuss. Green Eggs and Ham.
Ricky gets the first one.
Oh, you fucking fuss.
Without even asking the question.
What is green egg, eggs and ham?
He didn't press the fucking button.
I'm winning. I won.
No, I was just joking.
I don't have a fucking button.
I'm not using this one. I don't like the sound it makes.
Just use something. We don't got much time here.
Just use that one, Ricky. Doorbell. Don't cut much time here.
Just use that one, Ricky.
Doorbell.
Okay, who's gonna... Okay, pick a number between one and ten, boy.
Sixteen.
Er, one and ten.
Between one and ten.
Seven. Six.
It was six, Ricky.
Oh, fucking shit.
Okay, Ricky, you get first try. Okay.
Pick a category.
Television, World War II, trees, clothing, five-letter words, or Dr. Seuss?
What is clothing?
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You're just picking a category.
You don't got to ring in.
Okay.
Okay.
Clothing? for 100.
The question is, in phrases about clothing used for special occasions,
this day precedes best and go-to meeting.
What?
What the fuck did you just?
I don't know.
I'm just reading what it says. I can't even wrap my head around it. In phrases about clothing used for special occasions.
Dress up clothes or court clothes. This day precedes best and go-to meeting. Best and go to meeting. Close. Proceeds it. Ricky for a hundred. What is
a wedding day? No that is incorrect. In phrases about clothing used for special
occasions this day, this day, so the answer is a day, for fuck's sake.
What is Saturday?
No, that's not right, Ricky.
Fuck.
This day precedes best.
What do you wear?
Your mm-mm best.
What is Sunday?
Julian takes it for...
Fuck!
Julian takes it for a hundred.
I should have had that, because of church.
That's right.
Ricky, when have you ever put on your Saturday best, Ricky?
If I was going on a Saturday best.
Okay, let's go.
I want television for 100.
Television for 100.
Okay, the question is,
Arsenio Hall's mother has the same name as this little character
out of a Woody Allen film.
I don't fucking know, man. It's me and you, I've made you watch them.
I'll give you a hint.
It's also the same name as a little girl with big red afro.
What is Annie?
Annie's a little girl with big red afro.
What is Annie?
Annie's a little girl with big red afro.
Annie's a little girl with big red afro. name as a little girl with big red eye frown.
What is Annie?
Ricky gets it.
Annie Hall, but he got it.
Yeah!
Weed Man!
Weed Man!
No, no, he said Annie.
He didn't say the whole name.
Well, he gets $50 because he got one of the words.
You can't split it in half.
Who is Annie Hall?
There it is.
Yeah! We're 100. Ricky, he ties the game. Weed Man! Split it in half. Who is Andy Hall? There he is!
Yeah!
We're 100!
Rippy!
How's the game?
Weedman!
Is that how you're going to play it?
Huh?
What are you talking about?
Well, if you're not going to play right, man, I'm not fucking playing.
I got shit to do.
Oh, you're not going to play right, are you? I got way more shit.
Like trying to make us some fucking money instead of getting on this, you know, hash case.
I was just teasing you.
Fucking weed tea and whatever the fuck else you're drinking.
Come on, Terminator, sit your ass down.
Fuck you guys.
What are you doing?
Fuck!
What the fuck are you doing, you pussy?
Ricky, what the fuck are you doing?
Fuck that shit up, baby.
Ricky?
No, Ricky!
Ricky! What happened Ricky! Ricky!
What happened?
Stop it!
Are you trying to kill us?
Jesus, Murphy!
I am fucked up right now, buddy.
Ricky, you can't lock. She's igniting.
Jesus, Murphy.
All right, good as new.
Do you want to keep playing Jeopardy, Ricky? Just you?
Yeah.
Okay, pick a category.
Nine-letter words.
Five-letter word, maybe?
Yeah, that would be a lot easier right now.
Do you like Halloween?
Do I?
Ricky, you know I love Halloween.
Julian's a fucking asshole.
Oh, are you just figuring that out now? You know what he does a lot?
Think about himself.
That's true.
Five letter words for 100.
One of the two words beginning with P.
Penis.
I wasn't done, Ricky.
One of the two words beginning with P
that describes a horse with irregular spots.
See, I know what that is, but it's not a five-letter word.
What is it?
Pallorino.
Pallorino? No.
Pallorino? Pallor...
Pallorino? No. Pala-reen-o? Pala- Pala-lino?
Uh.
What is
patch?
Patch horse?
A patch horse.
It is a pinto.
That's fucking bullshit.
Pinto?
A pinto horse.
So Ford named a car after a fucking patchy horse?
That's correct.
But the car didn't have any fucking patches on it.
It's really bright in here now.
What?
It's not that bright, Becky. You're just breaking out from the macho.
Weed Man needs these.
Don't wrack your eyebrows. Weed Man needs these. Don't wrack your eyebrows.
Weed Man, back.
Happy, love, weed, smoke.
What does Weed Man do?
What are his powers?
He flies.
He rolls joints like a motherfucker.
And he just hears things.
He hears cries from people going, fuck, I'm so broke.
I have no weed.
And then...
Weed man fucking flies in.
So he's like Robin Hood, but he's made of weed.
He's providing weed and joints to people in need.
Does he steal weed from the rich?
No, but that's a good idea.
Robin weed.
If he had, like, weed vision, he'd know where all the weed grew,
and he could just fly around a weed field.
Oh, fuck you.
I just had a mind explosion.
I never noticed that Robin Hood,
who steals from the rich,
his name is Robin.
He's robbing people.
I don't get it.
Mmm. I don't know how clear I could explain it, Ricky.
He robs people, and I never clued in his name was Robin.
And he's a hood.
He's a dirty shit rat hood.
Maybe, okay, I get it now, sort of.
The Robin Hood.
So he's robbing hoods?
No, he's like a hood, but he robs.
Ricky, why did you give me a fucking hash cake?
I don't know.
It's really slowing things down here.
And I...
Jesus, I shouldn't...
Okay, what were we doing?
Jeopardy!
What's the answer, Ricky?
No, no.
What's the answer that popped into your head?
And I'll see if there's a question that matches it.
What is a circumcision?
Okay, that is maybe under...
That could be under Dr. Seuss.
All right.
He had a book about circumcision, I think.
I bet he did.
Green eggs and circumcisions.
Green eggs and foreskins.
I don't think he had that one, actually.
World War II, could have a question about that.
They used to circumcise each other out on the battlefield.
I believe.
Oh, it's spicy.
Just like your mother's ass.
Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
What's the question?
The question is...
Oh, yeah. The question is... Um...
Oh, yeah.
It's the fruit of the oak tree.
It's the fruit of the oak tree.
How many letters?
It doesn't matter.
Ricky for a hundred!
Is a nut a fruit?
What is an acorn?
What is a chestnut?
The answer was acorn.
Oh, yeah, baby.
It's the mushroom tea.
Weed Man is in the zone.
Maybe you know a lot about trees.
You want to do trees for 200?
Yeah, I bet I'll get every one of them.
I used to make trees.
Chinese, slippery, and September are species of this important lumber and shade tree.
What is a pine tree?
Alex?
Not correct.
What is a...
What was the question?
Chinese, slippery, and September are all types of this tree.
Slippery?
A slippery n. A Chinese n.
Ah.
Come on, Ricky, dig deep.
What is a fir tree?
That is correct.
It's not.
What is the fucking answer then?
It's an elm tree.
Fuck!
Fucking should have knew it.
Weed man's not in the zone.
Fucking nightmare.
The pulp from the pods of this Mediterranean tree
is used as a chocolate substitute.
We shouldn't be on trees.
You don't know fuck all about trees.
Jesus Christ.
Dr. Seuss you do though.
Sam I am offered eggs and ham of this color.
Who or what the fuck is green?
Just like weeded Man.
Ricky's got it.
For a hundred.
I'm gonna get all of these, maybe not.
Dr. Seuss' 1986 book intended for obsolete children is
You're Only This Once.
Who is young?
No, the answer was old.
You're only old once.
Because Dr. Seuss used to like to fuck with things.
What do you mean you're only old once?
Well, I don't know, Ricky.
He'd get a lot of drugs, right?
So does Ricky.
Completes the title One Fish, Two Fish.
Fuck, it's Red Fish, Two Fish...
Ah, fuck it's Red Fish...
Blue Fish? Or Red Fish, Green Fish? Red Fish, Blue Fish.
Come on you motherfucker. Red Fish, Blue Fish!
Ricky, Ricky!
Sorry, bubs.
Why does mushrooms make you...
I don't know, get energy bursts like fucking waves in a fucking big ocean.
Every time you do mushrooms you turn into the fucking Hulk.
The Grinch stole Christmas from this town.
Come on Ricky, you know this.
Jack, uh...
You know this, Ricky.
Fuck I do. It's the uh...
Just think of who might know the answer.
Whoville! I knew the answer. Whoville.
I knew that one.
You did.
I couldn't remember if it was that one or the one that's on the little flower.
What's that one called again?
On the flower?
All the people that live on the little flower.
What the fuck are you talking about?
You know, the one.
No, I don't know what you mean.
Fuck, it doesn't matter.
What you got to eat in there?
French fried potatoes?
You're funny, Bubbles.
It ain't got no gas in it.
Why don't you get your little pants down?
What?
Jesus, Murphy. When was that? Is that in the movie? I don't believe get your little pants down? What? Jesus, Murphy.
When was that?
Is that in the movie?
I don't believe he ever said that.
That would be a different movie altogether.
You wouldn't be as funny and cool as...
Doyle Hargraves.
That Doyle.
Here's the last one, Ricky.
Ukes and Zooks go to war over the right way to eat buttered bread in this 1984 bestseller.
Is it Dr. Seuss?
Yes, sir.
Yonks and Zonks are arguing over how to butter.
It's a great book.
Don't have a fucking clue.
And I am done with this fucking game.
I've got a great buzz on.
Let's go fucking break some shit.
The book was called Don't Fuck With My Bread.
That's the fuck.
I was going to get that one.
That's a good name.
That's what Tommy started using some fucking good words.
All right, what do you want to do?
Do you want to?
I want to go fucking vandalize some shit.
A lot of eggs.
You know what I found another good thing to do is?
Shoe polish on windshields.
It's a fucking cocksucker to get off.
No kidding, Ricky.
Shoe polish.
You destroy the person's windshield.
Well, who do you hate?
Who's on this year's list to hate?
Oh, Randy's got a new little buggy.
He's fucking getting it.
Let's go fuck with him.
All right, that sounds good.
We should break some shit.
When?
I don't know, just break.
Maybe we should use rock eggs instead of eggs this year and break windows.
We'll paint the rocks to look like eggs.
They're just rocks.
Then you're just firing rocks at people.
That's funny, though.
Sort of.
Ricky, don't be giving people ideas, painting up rocks to look like eggs and then blasting people with them.
We should have a big fire.
Who's our sponsor?
We were probably supposed to say that.
TPBMerchStore.com or something something like that. Yeah and local mushroom growers. Tea. Tea is our sponsor.
Hash pumpkin loaf. I don't know what happened to that.
Rubber chickens. Bumble bees.
Where's Angus McNeil?
Get him up here to say goodbye.
There's part of him.
He's got a.
Does a rubber chicken have a rubber car?
I don't know, Ricky.
It's kind of like the tree falls in the forest thing, isn't it?
Okay, tune in next week, guys. We's kind of like the tree falls in the forest thing, isn't it? Okay.
Tune in next week, guys.
We have fucking two guests on next week.
Two awesome guests.
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