Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 66 -The Roc Pile

Episode Date: November 7, 2016

While Julian is off celebrating the birthday of Ralph Macchio, T and Rascal from the Roc Pile are in the trizailor this week! T talks about his cross-Canada tour, and Ricky claims he can produce diamonds from his ass. Plus - can porn dogs sniff out adult material? Episode 66 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!  

Holy fuck, boys. It's smoky in here today. That's what we do, man. It's what I do. It's smoky in here. Welcome to the Trailer Park Boys official podcast, or CASH, as Julian calls it. Julian is still MIA.

official podcast, or cash, as Julian calls it. Julian is still MIA. This is number 66, and it's a bit of a fucking smoke fest in here. Look who we got today. We all fucked up, man. We got T and Rascal. What up? What's up, boys? What's up now?

Julian's been back. He's just missing again today. That's what I mean. He keeps disappearing. He's a fucking idiot. Good question. He's just missing again today. That's what I mean. He keeps disappearing. He's a fucking idiot. Good question. He's lazy. I think he's down at the fire station

shooting calendars with the firefighters. Is he taking the pictures or he's in the calendar? I think he's in it. I think he's taking his shirt off, getting all oiled up with the firefighters. It's his big secret. I bet he is. That's what I think. That's what his big secret is, eh?

He's hiding something. I knew he was hiding something. Well, it could be that today is his special birthday today that maybe he's fucking Julian up. Good tea. What? November 4th. Guess who was bored November 4th? Who?

Two of Julian's favorite people. Matthew McConaughey. Yeah. McConaughey. McConaughey. McConaughey. Yeah. Ralph Macchio. That's what's fucking Julianhey. Yeah. McConaughey. McCona-J. Yeah. Ralph Macchio.

That's what's fucking Julian up. Wow. That it's Ralph Macchio's birthday? I didn't think that was a fucking thing. Yeah. He gets drunk on Ralph Macchio's birthday every year and wears the fucking silly little headband around his head. So he's got a lot going on with him today.

When he was younger, he thought he was the fucking karate kid, except he didn't know karate. He knew how to do the swan kick, though, if he jumped off a high enough thing. Yeah, I seen him do that. Remember? Yeah, I seen him do that, yeah. Remember he jumped off a high enough thing. Yeah, I seen him do that. Remember? I seen him do that, yeah. Remember he jumped off a set of pallets one time and he actually did that. He tried to do it with the sock off, but he fucking fell right on his head.

Wow. What was it called? It wasn't called the swan kick. Crane kick? Crane. Tiger crane. Is that what it was? Tiger crane? Tiger crane? I like the tiger crane. Did I just see him offer you a joint and you said no, no? Yeah, I can't be smoking Tyrone stuff, man.

Why? Take a puff, man, take a hit. Oh, I can already sense it. Get that in you. I like that. Make you feel good. I don't know, man, someone else passed me one, I'll smoke. Well, what's the difference between theirs and mine, man?

What's the difference? This is just, that's a little bit of honey. That's what's the difference between theirs and mine, man? What's the difference? This is just a little bit of honey. Honey. Honey oil. That's what I'm talking about. Oh, man. You ain't no guy. Yours is too powerful, is what I'm saying.

I got shit to do later, man. So do I. Well, good luck. I'm always smoking, man. You know what it is, man. See me smoking on the street. You can see me smoking in the bathroom. You're on a Snoop Dogg.

You wore a little headband too, but that was when you were, you thought you were a bit of a karate kid. No, I didn't, Ricky. You didn't? I never thought I was the karate kid. I used to dress up like a ninja. That's right.

Were you ever in karate? No, I never took karate. I thought you were Jean Claude Van Damme when Halloween. I did go out as Jean Claude Van Damme when Halloween. I did go out as Jean-Claude Van Damme one year. Nobody knew who I was though. So I had to go around booting people in the shins. Remember the costume malfunction?

You put on your ninja face and then you forgot to put on the rest of it. You were like the naked ninja for 10 minutes till we told you. I don't remember that, Ricky. I was a grade seven, I think. Grade seven, all I had on was the hood. Ten minutes, yeah.

You were in your Christmas suit. Did you go trick or treating too? I don't think that even happened. He got arrested before he got to the house. I can imagine. I don't think that even happened, Ricky. Maybe I dreamt that, which would be a weird dream to have. It is.

Why are you dreaming about him with no clothes on? We want to talk about Halloween stories. What about the year you shit in Trevor's treat bag? You did something like that? It was dog shit. I didn't actually shit in it. I just put dog shit in it. No, Ricky.

No, no, no. Let's not rewrite history. You pulled your pants down, put the sock right over your arse, and took a shit in Trevor's street bag. Oh, man. I know we talked about it, but I think I was drunk, and I think I used dog shit. I hope so.

Ricky, we were only ten. Holy moly. Well, I guess you could have been drunk. What did Trevor do when he found the shit? He wasn't happy, because he had opened a couple bags of chips, and it was just nuts and shit. Shit all over it. Dog shit.

He blamed it on Corey and caused a big Trevor-Corey fight. It may not have been dog shit, actually, because it was just nuts and shit. They're all over it. Dog shit. Blamed it on Corey and caused a big Trevor-Corey fight. It may not have been dog shit, actually, because it was pretty... It wasn't very solid. Wow. Anyway, that's a weird topic. That is weird. But yeah, man,

thank y'all for having us on this motherfucking, man. Yeah, man, you've been kind of holding things down because fucking J-Rock's been kind of abandoning you decks. Yeah, but I mean, he's still my boy. You know what it is, man. I got mad love for the guy, man. You know, he's trying to do what he needs to do, man. J to the R-O.

That's my dog, right? You got some shows coming up? I do. I do. I hope to see J-Rock out there on the road, you know. But yeah, I'm going across the country, man. No way. Right on, man.

Yeah, man. I'm going across the country. Where are you starting out? We're starting out west, out in Vancouver. Decent. And we'll be working our way back east. I got like 18 shows in 25 days. How west is Vancouver?

Well, I don't know how much further you can go before you hit the water. Victoria. I ain't never been out there, motherfucker. No, you get to Vancouver, you can get on you hit the water. Victoria. I ain't never been out that motherfucking area. No, you get to Vancouver, you can get on a ferry and go a little further to Vancouver Island, but then you're pretty much... It's the furthest west we got.

Yeah. Then you're going to Hawaii after that. Well, I'd like to go there, too. I need to get some more pictures of the countries so I can get better at... They're called maps. Maps, yeah. Just so I can get better at knowing where things and places are. You don't know. You should start with a globe. Better at the... We call it maps, Ricky. Just so I can get better at knowing where things and places are. Yeah.

You don't know. You should start, you know what we should start with? A globe. Because you don't know much about the Earth. That would be too much information at once, though, right? Well, I'm not saying you've got to... Start small for us. Yeah.

Like, I could just start with maybe Nova Scotia. Yeah. Or, Ricky, it might be smarter to start with our planet, because you don't know anything about The planets and then work your way in you know I know it's round a lot of people were done We thought it was flat for a while. It's technically not right on that. No, it's an egg I guess it's not we not round, but it's you're telling me that Pete nobody fell off the edge of the earth No You probably you could

But you'd have to time it so that right when it was turning, you jumped. That's a crazy fall. And then landed on your right. That's a crazy fall. Where do you land? You have to be on top of like a volcano or a big hill for sure. You want to hear something crazy about the universe that I just read, Ricky? This is a true fact.

On Jupiter and Saturn, it can rain diamonds. That's bullshit. It can fucking rain diamonds. It's not bullshit, Ricky. It's science. Why doesn't someone go there and get the fucking diamonds? Because you can't get there. It's too far. Send a fucking...

you know... A rocket. It's even still too far. Why? Because, Ricky, I can't explain to you how... What if you had a solar-powered rocket? I mean, you could eventually get something there, but to get something there, get all the diamonds,

and then get back like a big loot heist... Well, what he's saying is it's worth a try, though. I mean, if they got diamonds, do you think they'd try to send something there to get them? I mean, technically, if you're gonna get a whole planet try to send something there to get them? I mean, technically, if you're gonna get a whole planet of diamonds, you could probably get a bank loan to get there. But how would they? So something-

How do we know there's diamonds there? That's some bullshit thing that they just say. They don't know that. Just throwing it out there because nobody can prove them wrong. Scientists know this kind of thing. Yeah, well, I make diamonds. I can make a diamond in my ass.

Prove me wrong. The scientists should be able to get there if they know these things. Science could prove that wrong, Ricky. The amount of pressure it takes to create a diamond. See? Your ass muscles couldn't do that. So how could it rain diamonds? Where does the pressure come from? The atmosphere of Saturn and...

Smarter than what you thought, man. Smarter than what you thought, man. Not really. So somebody's standing up there on a cloud with big diamond fucking molds and just throwing them out, making it rain. You want to think now you're still smarter than I thought? How about you make a diamond of your ass right now? Okay. By the end of the show, I'm going to shit out a diamond.

I want to see that. It may not be very big. Set the clock, boys. I want to see that. Set the timer. What do very big. Set the clock, boys. I wanna see that. Set the timer. What do you need, Ricky? 20 minutes to create an ass diamond? Duh.

Wow. What do I gotta eat to make the diamond? What's in a diamond? Yeah. Glass. Diamonds are just clear. They're diamonds. They're not made of diamond.

But everything's made of something. Like I'm made up of a lot of shit. I got some water. What are you made of diamonds. You're not made of diamonds. But everything's made of something. I'm made up of a lot of shit. I've got some water. What are you made of, actually? Water, food, air, blood, and... Skin? Yeah, skin, hair, and muscles. Bones?

Oh, and bones. You got some bones in you? I got... yeah. You know? Skin, hair, and muscles. No bones. You'd be the spaghetti man then, with no bones.

Ricky the Blob, they'd call him. He'd just be on the floor, all splayed out. That'd be kind of cool. He'd just move around kind of like a snake, but not really. But more laid out, though, right?

More blobby. Yeah. Yeah. Not long and thin like a snake, more of just a blob snake. So you're going on tour. You start in Vancouver. You're going...

Where do you end up? Do you have a show here? Yes. Good. We're fucking coming. I'm pretty sure it's the 24th. November 24th. November.

That could be good. Yeah, definitely. It's at Augustus Pub in Halifax. Augustus Pub's a good place. Yeah. Where the fuck can people find out about the shows and tickets and all that shit? You guys got the fucking one of those shows they can find it. They can go to John Rood Dogg Wilson on Facebook and

All the tour information is all on there John Rood Dogg. Yeah John Rood Dogg Wilson You're gonna be on the tour to obviously no I'm gonna be on it when they come around here Oh, yeah, some things that I'm trying be on it when they come around here. Oh, yeah? I got some things that I'm trying to take care of around here, working on my own album. Decent, man. Yeah, Mr. Green said you got a fucking album coming out.

That's cool. Fuck Mr. Green. He said you guys got all these big ideas and you're gonna be doing all this crazy shit, new businesses. He said he wrote most of it and you're just kind of riding his coattails. Where is he right now?

That's what he said. I'm just, I don't want to start shit. Seems like when he went missing that other time. Yeah. Missing in action, eh? What the fuck you guys doing with J-Rock's bus? I noticed you're painting it black or some shit. Yeah, we're doing our own thing, man.

It's our bus. We hop out to the new. Don't worry, man. We're doing our thing with the bus, like I said, man. It's our thing. Don't worry about that, man. I'm holding J-Rock down. That's my man.

And whatever I- Do you have any new records coming out? Whatever I do, he's going to co-sign that shit anyway. So it's all good. As long as you guys are still tight, that's good. Oh, yeah. We're tight as piss. As tight as piss could be. Piss is tight. But yeah, I got a new record coming out.

I'm working on that right now. But I'm going to- What's that going to be called? Right now, I'm not going to tell anybody what the name is. I'm just going to keep that a story, a little mystery. Copy that. Let people wonder. Think you could give us a fucking verse or something that's on there?

Grab the old bumblebee there and get us a verse. I could definitely do that. Do you... Can you give him a beat? No, you don't need to give me no beat, man. Don't need no beat. I don't need no beat. I don't need no beat. I man up, never man down.

Lest I hit your man up man up, never man down. Less I hit your man up, then it's man down. Never catch me with my pants down, less I'm ready to score. Hands up, touchdown. Hands down, I'm serving up a beat down. Cause every beat on the track is a beat down. I beat down any beat that I be around. I be around, call the sack, any streets now. And any punk that wanna jump, catch a beat down any beat that I be around. I be around, call the sack in these streets now.

And any punk that wanna jump, catch a beat down. Get beat down in these streets Rodney King style. Buy a beast now in these streets with a beach towel. No hair on top, it grow out the cheek now. I rap for free, so no this ain't a freestyle. Used to roll with a plan of the apes, but it's just me now. Gorilla monsoon wherever I put my feet down Tyrone last of a dying breed now

I could hear the beat and I didn't even there was no beat exactly I can still hear something in your head and you just keep going right You let the let the flow take you away. I'm gonna learn that, because I mean, you know I actually have some skills, too. I know you got skills, man. You've seen me try now. I've seen what you can do on the mic and on the banjo. Great kid, Kirby, too. Big great guy to put snakes in my shoes.

Yeah. All those kiddie raps I used to do. Yeah. Just keep it real, man. Is it true you have a song on your new record called Ka? Yeah. Well, it's Ka Ka. We ain't ma for Ka's.

We ma fuckers. We gotta play some of your shit when it comes out too. That's it right there, man. We ain't ma for Ka's. We all represent, that's what it is, man. So, you know, it goes from me to the next Rock Pile member to the next Rock Pile member, and we all just represent, that's what we do, man.

That's decent. I always liked that name, the Rockpile, because I always picture, you know, there's nothing tighter than a pile of rocks. Exactly. You know, they hang out tight. Until you make a pavement. Then it's not a Rockpile anymore.

That's when you split up, but when it's a Rockpile. See, you know what I'm saying. Well, it was just a J-Rock at first, man. It was a rock pile. See, you know what I'm saying. Well, it was just J-Rock at first, man. He was a boulder. Yeah. You had to break him down. Break him down, man. Get some crew members with him, and it'd be a rock pile. Yeah. Hard as fuck.

Hard as fuck. Hard as fuck. That's what I'm talking about. Hey, boys, you know what I think we should do right now? I'll tell you what we're not gonna do. We're not gonna do. We're not gonna do a bong hit with a fucking... What's going on? A chili pepper.

You see that fucking guy in, uh... Your Tube? No. He fucking did a bong hit. It's called a Carolina Reaper. It's the hottest pepper in the world. He fucking did a bong hit with it. Through it? Oh, yeah. He took a pepper and bong-hitted it.

He ground it up and put it in the bowl? Two little strips, put it in the bowl, fucking took a couple hits off it. Through it? Oh, yeah, he took a pepper and bong-hitted it. He ground it up and put it in the bowl? Two little strips, put it in the bowl, fucking took a couple hits off it. He was fucked. I believe it.

Man, it was bad. And then he starts drinking water like an idiot. Water's the worst thing you can fucking drink. That's just like throwing fucking water

on a... Should've had milk or something. On a grease bar. Yeah, exactly. What happened to it? He was coughing, he was throwing up,

it was... You should check it out, actually. I'm going to have to check that out. Ted Barris is named. That's crazy. He is fucked. Yeah, that's the worst thing. Hey, did you guys see this rapper that was on there

that fucking blasted himself in the face? I didn't, but I did hear something about that. That was a while ago. That is crazy. That guy was an idiot. What did he rap for? He's trying to launch his rap career, so he's in the backseat of a car,

he takes a handgun, sticks it on his cheek, blasts a fucking hole through his cheek. Wow. That guy's photococked. No, it's not, Ricky. I watched it in slow motion. He blows a hole right through his cheek.

Photococked. So he was trying to launch his rap career, right, and get a viral video, and all the fucking, all the comments were, look at the pussy gun he used. He used a little pussy gun. That guy's a chump.

He didn't get any credit for it. Well, that's what he got for it. He should have killed himself for the credit. He just shot himself right through the cheek. Honestly, that's what's gonna happen. If you don't survive, you're finished. If you don't die, you're finished. Yeah, I mean, I don't want to be making fun of the guy. No, but why would you do something like that?

He's obviously pretty tough. He'd be a big terror to me. I don't want to be making fun of him, but I don't think it was very smart. I don't think that was smart either. Really blasting a hole in your cheek with a handgun. Imagine eating food from the side of your face, right? That's right.

You know? Trying to eat soup and you just got to. Yeah. Got to hold your head sideways to swallow. Got to clog it with like toilet paper or something. Or you just get a funnel and just jam it right in the hole and just pour the soup right in. Yeah.

Yeah, that's crazy. There could be a rapper named Funnel Cheek. MC Funnel Cheek. MC Funnel Cheek. Yeah, I's crazy. He could be a rapper named Funnel Cheek. MC Funnel Cheek? MC Funnel Cheek. Yeah, I like that. I think he'd make it. He'd have two microphones. Did he make it? Is he on?

I don't know. I don't think he's done any of these things. No, he can't record. Yeah, he shut down. He shut a business. They had to mic him with two mics when he was singing because the sound coming out of two places. Yeah, that's a bad feeling, boy. They had to mic him with two mics when he was singing because there's sound coming out of two places. Wow. That's a bad feeling, boy. Yeah, I just saw that not too long ago.

So, I just figured out that Finland must have invented the word Finnish. Hmm. Or finally. Yeah. How did you figure that out, Ricky? I don't know where it came from, but my brain was just talking about Finland,

and then it was talking to people from there saying they're Finnish. Yeah. There's a Finnish line, so a Finnish-Finnish line. Yeah, if there was a race in Finland, it would be a Finnish-Finnish line. Think about that. What in the fuck are you smoking, Ricky? It was just honey oil, but wow, it makes you think really deep. That's crazy.

A Finnish finish line. Yeah. Do they start at the start starting line? I bet you they do. Is there a country called Start? Yeah, there is, Ricky. That'd be a good race. Start.

Start at the start line and start. You know the two countries that hate each other most, Frankie? Hungary and Turkey. This guy? Why do they hate each other? Hungry and Turkey. They shouldn't hate each other, they should be friends. Well no, Turkey's not going to like Hungary because Hungary's going to try to eat them.

But Hungary would like Turkey. That was crazy. Yeah, I guess you're right. They don't hate each other. It's a one-way hate. Hungry would love turkey, wouldn't it? Yeah, hungry definitely loves turkey. Fuck my joke up.

Way to go, Ricky. Yeah, they need to get together. Maybe Hamburg's in there, too. What would happen if a hungry and a turkey fucked? Then you'd get someone half-stuffed. You'd get a starving country. See, I got to stop smoking that. That's what it is.

I'm thinking weird. You are thinking weird, Ricky. You'd get a full country is what you'd get. Well, I'm just fucked up today because apparently I'm fucking knock somebody up. What? Yeah. What? Yeah. What are you talking about, Ricky? Remember that Chelsea girl from last summer?

Yeah. Well, her picture of her baby is in the news, and there's no fucking denying that. Wow. I thought I used protection. How old is that baby? Eight weeks old. Baby's eight weeks old. Look at the head of hair it's got.

Looks like a sad Chucky. And the mother's name is Chelsea something, so I don't know. As long as she doesn't come looking for me. So, Ricky, you're just basing this on the fact the kid has hair similar to yours? Oh, look at the fucking hair. Well, that and I banged that chick Chelsea last year, so nine months plus eight weeks is how much. Wow. He's sitting up on his own at eight weeks?

At eight weeks. And he's got big Donald Trump hair. And he uses a blow dryer already. There's a tattoo on his neck. He's smarter than you already. He could be. John looks like Randy. Wow.

Did Randy bang her when she was here? I don't know. Did you and Randy both do it? No. That did not happen. Jesus Christ. I wouldn't worry about it, Ricky. I don't think that's your baby there, bud.

I don't really have much else to talk about. Who's that? Well, porn dogs. Porn dogs? Yeah. What are porn dogs? You fucking got to be careful with those little bastards. What are porn dogs? You fucking gotta be careful with those little bastards. What are they?

These new police dogs. They can smell fucking porn on your computer. Ricky. It's true. That's how they fucking busted that subway fucking creeper. That's what I say to that. They let a dog smell a computer. How could it smell digital porn?

It smelled the fucking porn, especially the bad kitty shit. Smelled it on the computer and he was saying. Was picking up the vibe? He was pointing with his little dog paw like this saying. Oh, he points now. I don't know. I made that part up. He did smell.

He did smell the computer and he maybe nodded like this and said, yep, it's full of fucking porn and some child porn. Ricky. Busted by a porn dog. I've got to research that. There's no way a dog can smell digital. Fucking Google porn dogs. I was blown away, too, because I don't know how a dog can smell a computer.

There must be food and shit in the computer. Maybe everything you download is a dumb smell. I believe he can smell the physical computer, but he can't smell digital information. It has a smell to it. Oh my God. Zeroes and ones have smells, I guess. Maybe, I don't know.

No, they don't. Hand bites. What's it called? I bet if you, Yugo, is it Yugo or Yoohoo? No, wait now, if I type in porn dog, guess what's going to come up, Ricky? OK, then Yoohoo. I'm not Googling porn dog, because what's gonna come up, Ricky? Okay, then. I'm not Googling porn dog, because the FBI are gonna come out.

You who dogs smell porn. Dogs? Can police dogs smell pornography? See, you're smarter than I am at you. If I just type in dog porn, it's not gonna be good. So you've obviously done that before, except probably cat porn, you fucking... Can we, dogs?

You motherfuckers. Smell porn. Did you ever put any lingerie on your cats, bubs? No, Ricky, I never put lingerie on a kitty. Like the shit his dad would do. Pound. I get a cold, man the shit does that have to do? Pound. I get a cold, man. Pound, puppy, can't move.

Meet URL, the porn sniffing dog. While dogs like URL can't tell detectives if a device has electronic evidence on it. Fuck. See, I knew this was gonna be fun. All right, don't make me look dumb. Just wait, I gotta just click on it to get the rest of the story.

Oh, yeah. The typing's not very big on this computer. I gotta... You might need a new subscription to your glasses. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Let's see what it says. Check the tapes.

That's right. Porn Dog, a.k.a. Smut Nut. He's the department's newest crime-fighting tool with a nose that could help put away A.K.A. Smut Mutt. He's the department's newest crime-fighting tool. With a nose, could help put away some of the country's... Porniest... Dangerous criminals. The rambunctious dumpster-diving, desk-climbing,

leash-chewing, black lab, blah, blah, blah, blah, fucking blah. It's not in the end of May. Holy fuck. Okay. URL sniffs out electronic storage media. Still just the 18 month of JNI fewer. So he can smell hard drives, Ricky. He can't smell what's on them. Well, same thing.

Oh, I don't think that's impressive. Getting to the bottom of this. Big fucking deal. Who doesn't have a hard drive with them? That's stupid. That's what they're saying? So it's just a dumb dog that can fucking smell a computer? Yeah. That's what they were saying in the first place.

All right. Well, I read it wrong. I think he could, like, go down and be like, oh, there's Jenna Jameson. She's in there. That's what it sounded like to me. Oh, we got some Ron Jeremy porn on this guy's computer. You know what? It's a different dog. The dog that I was reading about can do that.

Oh. Oh, it's a different dog. Yeah, I forget his name. So this dog on CNN is a different porn. He's what started the porn dog whole phenomenon, but this other dog, he's like, fuck you, I can actually smell exactly who and what it is. Oh, yeah, and does he act out the scenes

to show you what's in the scenes? No, maybe that's how he alerts the police. He might try to hump his leg or something. Impossible, I guess. So crazy, dog. See what I gotta deal with on a daily basis? I see ya. What has a better nose than a shark?

A porndog. Yeah, porn sniffing sharks. That's a good rapper name, isn't it? Porn dog? Porn dog. Porn shark. Yeah, but if it was in the porn industry, it would make more sense. Yeah, I guess it would.

Yeah. Dolphins have a good nose. Porn dog. Dolphins can't smell, Ricky. No. They have a big nose. No, it's not a nose. Or a beak. Moreins can't smell, Ricky. No. They have a big nose. It's not a nose. Or a beak.

It's more of a... Is it a beak? It's more of a snout, I think. They have good something. Ears? Dolphins? Have good ears? I guess.

They're good at something. They're one of the most intelligent animals on the planet, Rick. See? See what? I told you, they're good at something. They're good at brains. Yeah, they're good at brains. Yeah. There's a story on here about a dolphin at a water park in England.

And they found out one of the park guys, the dolphin's name was Freddy. There's a story on here about a dolphin at a water park in England. And they found out one of the park guys, the dolphin's name was Freddy. And one of the park attendants, they caught him on camera. He was systematically sexually assaulting the dolphin, it said. Systematically? What does that mean? It means more than once. Oh.

I thought he meant he started at the neck and, you know, moved his way? No. No, I don't mean that, Ricky. But over a period of time, he was... But it didn't say how he was doing it. Does a dolphin have, like, what sort of parts do they have? Well, they got that, you know, thing right here. The blowhole. I believe they were insinuating that that's what he was doing. Like what sort of parts to the oh, you got that you know thing right here the blow blow Yeah, I believe they were insinuating that that's what he was doing. He was riding him around the tank there. You know riding him is right

Dolphins going for a swam so he claims his ride him and holding on with his car Imagine doing that that's what the story claimed. Now, I don't know. That's fucked. And in the same story, there was a neighborhood in England somewhere, and all these dogs were gone missing. People's dogs were disappearing out of the yards. It was a dolphin? No, no. Oh.

People's, you know, they report their dog gone missing, and everybody thought the dogs were dead. And then a week later, all the dogs were returned to the yards, but they had their nails freshly trimmed, and they were all groomed. Well, those are porn dogs. That is fun. They must be. So something weirdo was stealing dogs, taking them home,

and being like, oh, what a pretty boy. Climbing his nails, trimming them up, getting them looking good, and then he dumped back in the yard. So the secret, wherever that neighbor is, let your dog look like shit, and someone will come and fucking clean it up. Yeah, and who knows what else he was doing. Who the fuck would do that anyways? Why the fuck would you do that?

Let's go steal some of these dogs and go clean them up and bring them back. It was probably the neighbors, because the dogs were stinking and shit. I'd say they probably cleaned them up, banged them, and then brought them out. Made them look pretty. I'm thinking more along those lines.

If we had a dolphin here, and we played one of your games, do you think we would beat the dolphin? Or the dolphin would be... What, like Jeopardy? I don't know. No, no, we would beat him at Jeopardy, Ricky, because he doesn't understand English necessarily. So how do they know he's got a fucking great brain? Because he... What do you compare it with?

What he eats? No. Things they do. Because they can swim better than us? Things they can do, Ricky. We can talk. It's got to be better than a dolphin. Dolphins talk to each other.

Dolphins talk to each other. Maybe. Yeah, but that's very few words. E-E is the same fucking... They're just laughing the whole time. It's like Morse code with E's. Yeah. Yeah, I'm not saying they speak English and all they can say is E-E-E.

They communicate through their own weight. They're good swimmers. They can do tricks. But we have people that can do that stuff. Yeah, Ricky, I never said dolphins were smarter than people. I just said they're one of the most intelligent. Oh, I thought you said the most intelligent. No.

No, a dolphin's not going to, you know, figure out how to build a fucking rocket that goes to the moon. But it is the Einstein of the sea. I bet you one of those black... That's what it is. Is it the black whale that's the biggest? The blue whale. He's got the biggest brain. He could probably figure out how to build a rock.

He's just got no fucking arms and shit to do it with or materials. But, I mean, their brain, he's probably thinking about all that crazy shit. You think blue whales are swimming around thinking about thermodynamics and string theory? That's why they go around the world. They're probably looking for tools and materials. Oh yeah.

And then they're looking at their bodies going, how in the fuck are we going to pull this together? Because it's so big. How are we going to solder all these circuit boards we need? Yeah. They'd never do it. They'd never do it. No, they couldn't hold a soldering iron. And they're underwater so you couldn't even heat the solder up. Yeah. What a fucking shitty predicament.

Predicament. Predicament. Predicament. Predicament. Predicament. Predicament. Decament. Predicament.

What would a decament be? A porn candy. Dickaments. Porn candies. Dickaments. He got his mind's on his house. Yeah. Dickament.

Porn dogs could sniff out dickaments. Doggone it. According to Ricky, they could. Boys, I think you're too fucking high. I could be. Doggone it. According to Ricky, they could. Uh... Boys, I think you're too fucking high. I could be. I'm cool. Wish you got some chicken.

You wanna go get some chicken, Ricky? Swiss Chalet. What about Mary Brown's? Oh, those little fucking Big Mary sandwiches. I'd fuck with one of those right now. Some taters. Yeah. Cold slaw.

Gravy. Macaroni salad. Warm buns. Butter. Let's do it. You guys want to get some chicken? Yeah, sounds good. All right.

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You still want food. Sausage, pizza, chicken. Chicken, sausages. What's it gonna be? Great big bucket of holla. Here you go.