Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 68 - The Best S**tty Beer Ever Made

Episode Date: November 17, 2016

Freedom 35 is so close, the Boys can taste it - literally! Beer wizards Paul Dicky and Claude Lefebvre are in the trailer, and they brought samples of the soon-to-be released Trailer Park Boys Beer! Episode 68 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!    

All right, Joey, do your big thing. You always do. All right, what's going on, fuckers? This is the official Trailer Prep Boys podcast coming at you right now. We've got some special guests here, bubs. Very special. Very special.

This is an important day for us. You might notice there's some beers. Freedom 35. Going to be coming out soon. Around the table here. We've got Claude Lefebvre. How's it going? Owner of NAC.

Mm-hmm. What's that stand for? North American Crafts. I knew that. North American Crafts. And Paul Dickey, who is Canada's only certified grandmaster beer expert. Beer judge. Beer judge, yeah.

Beer judge. He's like Mr. Miyagi of the beer industry for us in Canada here. These guys are going to be making our beer. Very exciting. Yeah, there's no fucking around. We're going to make an amazing beer because of these guys. Well, as long as you don't fuck it up, Ricky.

Just let them do it. I already saw you in there trying to fuck with the recipe. Trying to put weed and stuff in it and whatever else you were trying to put in it. Let him do his thing. Don't be adding weed stems to it. How long have you been making beer? Since 1986. That's crazy.

Yeah. How'd you start? Were you just making dirty old beer in buckets like been making beer? Since 1986. That's crazy. Yeah. How'd you start? Were you just making dirty old beer in buckets like old shit beer? Or did you just come out of the gate with a good one? Came out of the gate with a good one. I won a couple of medals at a home brewing competition Canada-wide and went on from there. And it all started because of a beer strike. I just couldn't put up with the lack of supplies. So I started making it myself

Nice, you're not addicted to beer that you're like this is fucked. I can't get beer. I'm just gonna start making exactly It's good. I said you do it. That's decent So are we gonna get to taste these babies or what? Absolutely if you want to get into what man? Yeah, we should okay. We should, shouldn't we? Okay, let's just crack some open and start tasting these beer. Okay, this is the official taste testing of the Freedom 35. This is the big day for us.

And this is what we're looking for. We just want to explain a little bit. We asked them to make a good shitty beer, okay? And by shitty- This is not a shitty beer. No, it's not a shitty, it's like when you go to like a hockey game, that's what we call a shitty beer. It's not like a craft beer, like a micro a shitty beer. No, it's not a shitty. It's like when you go to like a hockey game, that's what we call a shitty beer.

It's not like a craft beer, like a micro-brewed beer. It's a shitty beer that you can guzzle a lot of it. So this is what we're going for. Brilliant marketer, you know that? Brilliant marketer. Who drinks a lot of beer? The people that drink, you know, the college students, people at hockey games, baseball games. But they don't walk into the liquor store and say, hey, give me a shitty beer.

What's the shittiest one you got? Well, maybe they will now, okay? This is going to be a shitty beer, but a great tasting shitty beer. I disagree. It's a guzzling beer, bub. It's a guzzling beer, but I am not going to call it a shitty beer. Don't be either. You call it that if you want. Yeah, I'm going to because I'm a rum drinker. It's a guzzler. Alright, are we doing this? I'm gonna because I'm a rum drinker. It's a guzzler. All right, are we doing this? I'm kind of excited. Cheers.

I am very excited. Do you want to just tell us, you know, sort of something about it before we try her out? Okay, okay. Well, it's a North American style of lager. Beautiful color. Has some corn in it to give it a little bit of extra sweetness. Yeah. And it's 5% alcohol.

You should start off with the smell, yeah. Build the anticipation of what it's going to be like. Yeah. And then try it. It smells good. And it's actually the first shitty beer I've ever designed. See? He's on it. Mr. Biag, he basically said it's the greatest shitty beer ever.

Oh, my God. Yeah, that's really good. Jesus, Murphy, that's one of the best beers I ever had. Right there. You could definitely chug the shit out of that. Oh, I'm going to. How many of these exist at this point? Well, we've got two more taste the beer. You could definitely chug the shit out of that. Oh, I'm going to. How many of these exist at this point? Well, we've got two more on the table. Oh, I'm claiming one of those, boys.

I'm chugging it. I'm gonna put it on ice and then chug it. That's very good. See, I could totally picture drinking this at a hockey game. This is what we're looking for, like a hockey game type of beer. Right. You know what I mean? Yeah.

That's the thing. Called Green Bastard. Or if you're playing like caps, beer caps, that game, this is the kind of beer you drink. But we can make more than one beer, right? This is going to be like the main one, but we can still make Green Bastard. Should we make it green? I don't know. Or does that turn people off?

The Irish would like that. The Irish, yeah. Because of St. Paddy's Day. green pasty maybe should be a St. Paddy's Day beer. Yeah. Decent. And it should be tough. It should be a tough tasting beer. 8%? Yes, it should be like a, you take a drink and you feel like you just got sucker punched.

That's what the green, or you just got sucker punched. That's what the green... Or you just got a flying elbow off the top ropes. I had a 13% beer at one time. Did you guys ever hear of that one? No, it was the beer you took and you poured your rum into it. No, no, no, no, no. That was a different one. That would make it 13%. Well, you can make them up to almost 20%.

20%. Oh, God. Maybe Mr. Leahy wants to do a beer. Maybe we should go, like, to the 20%, like, for one of them. Yeah, I don't know if you want to do that. That's a heavy tasting. We made some pretty strong ones in jail. Yeah, but you're drinking it for a different reason in jail.

You're just drinking it to get drunk, like. What other reason would you drink it? Ronnie was putting pieces of toilet paper in it to thicken it up. I mean, that's not beer making. You shouldn't be saying that, man. You could be going back there someday. Oh, he was. Just saying.

This is great shit. So, all right. So, what's your deal? You're going to be taking this and getting it in the stores for us, right? Yes. So I'm an importer. I'm going to be working with a number of different importers across Canada. I'm a bit of an importer myself.

He imports legal stuff, Ricky. So the idea is to take this across Canada through my agency. But, yeah, we're going to be hitting up all the provinces for 2017. 2017. And possibly the U.S. at some point down the road. Love to get it in there for sure. Yeah, that would be awesome. And maybe even over to Europe because they like to drink booze over there big time.

This is true. So yeah, let's try to get this around the world. It would be great if we could get a lot of samples. Yeah, we'll need quite a few samples actually. Yeah, we'll have to, we'll need a lot, quite a few samples, actually. Yeah, I'm sure we can make some arrangements. We're going to need some kind of a deal where, you know, an 18-wheeler rolls in with some pallets. Pallet jacked them off into my shed.

That sounds like a good... You know, it'd be easy, not that we'd ever do this, but if we actually stole our own beer as it was coming in and then resold it, that's the way you'd fight. Why would you bring that up right now? I know, I'm just, we would never do that. I should have said that, actually. That's a great idea. So, yeah, you might want to, you know,

keep extra guards around the tracks when you're importing stuff you need to make our beer, because Julian's going to rob it. And resell it himself. You were talking about jacking off in your shed. No, I wasn't, Ricky. I was talking about a pallet jack. Oh.

There's a big difference. Huge difference between a pallet jack and that type of thing. So this is coming out in 2017. Yep. What month do you think? We're looking at, I'd say, to be on the safe side, be the middle to late April. Okay. Yep.

Right before summer. Yeah. Yes! Alright, Freedom 35, coming at ya. I've got all kinds of ideas brewing up in my head here. We could do collector cans, like one special can in each one. That'd be cool. Collect the whole set, as they say. Yeah.

Get them all lined up. The boss could look like, you know, a trailer maybe. Could do a kitty can. Can made out of chocolate. I can't take that one. He came up with that one. He's like a trailer. A what, Ricky?

A can made out of chocolate. You can't do a can made out of chocolate. For the kids. With beer in it. Full of beer. No, well, just no. It's like a bonus chocolate can. So you just eat one of the cans.

Yeah. That might piss people off for a minute. They're like, ah, last beer. It got a good buzz on. Then they open it up, it's chocolate. I'd be pissed. Ricky, think about it. The cases are going to be sitting in a fucking 18-wheeler baking in the sun.

All the chocolate cans are going to melt. It's going to look like fucking Armageddon in there. Your ideas just aren't good, bud. No. If he comes up with ideas to you, just make sure it goes through us before it goes anywhere else. Chocolate cans. He's fucked in the head. Your ideas are better?

Yes. Collector cans. They don't need to be chocolate. Excuse me. It's a good bourbon beer. So you said you won some awards over the years for beers? What ones did you win?

I'm curious. Oh, I just won gold medals for various categories in the Canadian Amateur Brewers Association contest. Nice. Decent. So, and you judge beers obviously in contests. Did you ever get, did you ever have to get in a fist fight? No, no. Generally speaking, the other judges work well together. Oh yeah? You don't get in heated arguments? No, we get into some discussions.

Is there any judges that turn into dicks once they have too many? You're like, oh man, this judge is here, Freddy's here, he's going to be a nightmare. And you don't look forward to it? No, no, that doesn't seem to happen, no. But there's not like, you know, guys like, this one's too hoppy. No, it isn't. Fuck you, it's delicious. None of that stuff goes on?

Like, it's not? No, no, very civilized. We actually, in Philadelphia this past spring, we were judging 6,000 beers in three days. That's a lot. Wow. So are you actually drinking it and swallowing it? Oh, you have to swallow.

By the end of it, you're pretty banged up. Oh, you don't have that much, just a little bit. But even if you're having 6,000 sips over three days, you've got to have a buzz on it. No, I didn't judge all 6,000. There were 170 judges that were judging. I thought you had to take 6,000 sips of beer. You're still going to have a buzz on it. Yeah, for sure.

Huge buzz. Plus, if it's a Friday night, you're getting to the end, you'd be like okay, I'm going to take half a glass of this, right? Do you work that in? It's all on the pace. Well, actually, we go out on the town afterwards. What a great job. Do they have that for rum and stuff?

Obviously they do. They must. I don't know. I know that wine drinkers, they spit it out. Yeah, that didn't make any sense to me. No, no. I had a problem with that. We've had beer tasting competitions in the park, and those always end up in a battle royale, test fight.

Because everybody argues about what it should taste like, and then somebody punches somebody, and then it's on. Well, I'm very excited about this beer, boys. Yeah, well done, Paul. Thank you. It's really good. Nice collar, too.

Bob, he was talking about different kinds of beers that we could do. What kind of beers could we do? Like, I'm not a big beer expert. We could do stouts. We can do pale ales. We can do imperial IPAs. We can do golden ales.

We can do stouts. Weeheavies. Weeheavies. Yeah, we can do pretty much whatever we want. I don't know what any of those are. I thought it was all just beer. No, there's all kinds of different kinds. Like, I can't, we were over in Ireland,

and I can't drink Guinness. Like, they tried to get me to try it. I couldn't even do it. I love Guinness. It's almost like eating. It's like a thick, brown. It's almost like eating something. You almost got to chew Guinness.

It's like a milkshake. It's delicious. What kind of beer is Guinness? What's that called? It's a stout. That's a stout. It's just a thick, brown, horrible, horrible liquor. It tastes like pancakes when it's cold.

It kind of tastes like pancakes, like a syrupy. Yeah. Yeah, see, I couldn't do that. I'm not into that stuff. I just like the good shitty beer. That's the way to go. So what are we going to do, boys? Just drink beer?

That's a great idea. See? We can drink beer. You guys can drink. I've got this now, you guys. Bubbs, you can have my share, bud. Yeah, I'll drink yours. There you go, my man.

Thank you. I actually don't know if there's some left of. We've got a whole bottle, don't we? We do. This is going to make me some money. I'm fucking drinking it. I think I will have some more. This is the bottle you are going to take home.

Oh, fuck. That's all right. We'll send some more. Oh. Right on. What do you got written down there, Ricky? There you go. Right on.

Thank you. Cheers, brother. Cheers, man. November 18th is not a very exciting day. People have been asking about if you're going to do any more drawings. Oh, yeah? Yeah, why don't you whip one up? I might work my way up to it after a couple more beer.

Okay. Fine. Yeah, it's a pretty boring day. I mean, it's Owen Wilson's birthday. That's about it. Owen Wilson? A bunch of stupid baseball facts. Yeah, it's a lame day, November 18th. Well, you care. You got a big picture of him on your wall. Of Owen Wilson?

Yes. No, I don't, man. You don't have a picture of Owen Wilson in a Speedo. No, I don't. On your bedroom wall. That probably doesn't even exist, and that's a huge lie, man. That's his brother, Luke, I think. Luke. All right. Oh, there you Oh, there, you got Luke on your wall, do you? Oh, I don't, no, no, no. I was, Bob's. No, you just said, yeah, Luke. That's his brother. No, I don't have a picture of those guys on my wall.

I have no posters on my wall. You are one of the Wilson brothers in a speedo. I do not. Like, why are you saying this shit? Guaranteed. No. They did have that one good movie, Bottle Rockets, years ago.

That was a great movie, I think. That was good. That's what started them. That's what started the attraction? No, man. What's wrong with you guys?

That's when you got a crash on him, you mean? Yeah, real funny, guys. How come you're getting all red? I'm giggling. Because you're making me laugh.

It's just ridiculous. Yeah, because you're embarrassed. Do you know the history on him? Do you know what happened to his nose? No, man. Do you? No. I was hoping you might.

His nose? Yeah, isn't it all fucking crooked? It is crooked. Yeah, somebody hit it hard. Which means he's probably a dick. Probably, yeah, that's... So because he's got a crooked nose, he's probably a dick. Because you think somebody probably...

There's a better chance that he is a dick than not a dick. He's a funny dick, at least. But most people with busted-up noses are dicks. Really? I think so. That's a fact. Most people with busted-up noses are dicks. Are dicks.

Well, there's a reason why you got your nose broken. Maybe a dick had hit you. Maybe he fucking fell down the stairs. Yeah, you got a head-on collision. Maybe he was being a nice guy and a dick punched him. Could be. Or he's a dick and someone punched him. We'll get to the bottom of it one of these days.

Walt, do you want me to Google it? I can Google it. What the fuck happened to Owen Wilson's nose? I'm going to do it right now. I hope it says he was drunk at a bar acting like a dick and somebody punched him. What happened to Owen Wilson's nose? I love this Google machine.

He usually declines to discuss the source of his distinctive looking nose. See? Because he's a dick. Which was broken twice. Twice. Broken twice. He's definitely a dick. The broken nose is apparently the result of a football injury. The old football injury.

Attained while on the football team in high school. All three Wilson brothers had played high school football. Oh, that's the poster you have. The three of them in their little football tights when they were in high school. The only one on planet Earth, and I've got it. So there you go. He's not a dick. He took a football off the face.

Football injury excuse. I don't buy it. That's the only thing that happened today? Just some other shit, but it wasn't very exciting. It was so boring, I just stopped reading it, actually. Maybe you can find something exciting about November 18th, but I could not. Well, I don't know, Ricky. All I've got is the Google machine. Well, okay, I've got something here.

Like, when we were younger, we used to do some pretty fucked up things. We used to break into the auto port down by the, you know, Halifax Harbor, where all the cars come in off the ships, and we'd steal rims, like tires, off the cars, right? Then they got like these, these guard dogs. But you go down there every night, pat them, feed them, stuff, you become friends with them, so it was stupid.

We used to steal a shitload of wheels. But this guy, this Spanish junkyard owner, replaces guard dogs with fighting bulls. Oh, man. See, that would have stopped us years ago. I've only ever fought one bull, and it didn't go well. When did you fight a bull?

When I was, like, 12. I remember when you fell in the thing at the zoo and the bull came at you. Yeah, he fucked me up pretty good. They're a tough animal. You can punch them, and they don't really feel it. No, they don't give a shit. You know, you could own them for years.

I still don't like you and I'll come after you. How do you know? I know about bulls, man. I was reading up on these things. So he's got like guard bulls. He's got guard bulls, which is a great idea. Because I would not want to fuck with a bull. Here, Ricky, I got a good one for you.

This guy, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera... Don't know him. No, I know you don't know him. He was on TMZ. He's petitioning the government to give him disability because he's got a 19-inch penis and he can't do anything. What? He's got a 19-inch penis and he can't do anything he can't work he can't he put it on

he went on to you know to prove to the government that he can't work he was on tmz and he put it on a scale to show them like look what i have attached to me what am i going to do here the thing was like 20 pounds well i could think of a couple industries that he'd be great in. Well, I just see there's an update here. Vivid Entertainment have approached a 52-year-old Mexican citizen in an attempt to negotiate a deal for a sex tape. There you go. But it's a complicated language barrier. He thinks they're there just, you know, giving him disability money.

And they're like, no, no, we want to film you banging with your giant wang. Well, there you go. Yeah, that's a little too big, I would think. That's quite an affliction to have. Yeah, that's a big problem. That's, I mean, that's soft, too. She's 19. Let us know that.

Well, I'm just pointing out, I mean, that's like, you know, soft. She's like that. It's pretty good. And you will find out how long it is when it's erect, I guarantee you, because you'll be searching it. And you'll have a poster of them on your wall as soon as there's one made. Probably ordered it on Amazon already.

Better to have 19-inch than than one inch, I guess. That's a good way of looking at it, Rick. I'm actually starting to get a little buzz from that. I almost showed us that picture of the guy who was fully wrecked and he was one inch, or one and a half inches. I never showed you a picture of anybody with a fully wrecked one inch being wrecked. Like, what are you doing? Researching, getting, like, buzz? I just might wake up and do research. It's on the news.

Big wangs. No, it's on the fucking main news feed, right on the front page. I think you're on one of those sites. Wang News. It's on the front page of Wang News, which is my bookmarked homepage. Wang News. All right, so do you want to have a game of Jeopardy? Or, you know, what do you want to do here, bubs?

Or basically, like, these guys don't want to sit around and talk about big wangs. Let's do something fun here. Or maybe you don't because you're getting all flustered. Come on. What is wrong with you, bubs? I'll fucking play Jeopardy. I love Jeopardy. Well, I am the champ.

I think I had a buzz on after, like, one'll fucking play Jeopardy. I love Jeopardy. Well, I am the champ. I think I had a buzz on after, like, one and a half glasses of beer. Good news. That's a great update, Ricky. Keep the coming, buddy. Is this only 5%? Mm-hmm. I've only had a little... couple little cups, too, and I got a good buzz on. I can feel it. I can... it's good. Maybe it's because I haven't eaten in two days.

And I'm still drunk. How come you're not eating? Yeah, what's up? Been too busy. You're still doing that, what is it, fasting? No, I'm not fasting, Rick. I've just been too busy. Too busy.

He's searching big wangs. Wang news show. No, actually, I've got your mother in my shed there. Oh, yeah, here we go with my mom again. My husband's been around. My wife's been living in my shed, so I've had no time. Because she is filthy. Well, she's been gone for like 40 years, man.

Well, she's trying to make up for it now, believe me. Real nice thing to say, Bubs. Trying to get 40 years of banging in two days. Real nice, Pops. Okay, so we play Jeopardy on the show sometimes and Julian thinks he's the big,

you know, master. I am the master. Because the only person he ever has to beat is Ricky and Ricky's not that smart. What was that? He's always bragging that he's smarter than you. No, I usually win. So you guys know how to play Jeopardy? There's your ringer in there.

You should find a beer category. Oh, Jesus, I wonder could I? No, probably not. Can you do a search on this thing? Why would you do that? We would lose. No, I want to see. Oh, maybe we should just hit him with some beer trivia.

See if he's the real deal or maybe he's an imposter. Bob's like, why did he hit imposter? He could be an imposter. Oh my fuck, I just figured out who you look like. Sean Connery. Well, yes, a little bit. But you know who he looks like? Who?

The guy that makes beer in Strange Brew, Bob and Doug McKenzie's movie. From Elsinore Breweries. He actually does a bit. Wow. Decent. You look like the guy from Strange Brew when he makes beer. Perfect. How fucked is that?

That's pretty fucked. You guys remember him? Great casting by Strange Brew. They did a great job. I remember, I do. One of the greatest movies ever made. Probably the best Canadian movie ever made by Strange Brew. They did a great job. I remember, I do. One of the greatest movies ever made. Probably the best Canadian movie ever made, Strange Brew. Yeah.

Bob and Doc. Remember they were putting the stuff in the beer and getting everybody fucked up at the mental hospital? Yeah, I tell you. Remember, he would play the thing on the keyboard and it would set them all off and they're out there playing hockey and it was amazing. Ricky could never do the...

He always fucked that up. You can do that, can't you, Ricky? I forgot. No, he can't do it. Try. Try for years. Do it again. Do it again.

See? He totally fucked up. It was close. Not even close. It was... Do it again. Do it again. You just can't do it.

Ka-loo-ka-doo, ka-doo-ka-doo. Have another beer. One more beer and I'll be ready to do it. You'll be able to do it, Ricky. No, man. He's never been able to do it. I have trouble with K-words. I like the melodies Ricky comes up with.

Oh, I still sing loo-lee, loo-lee, loo-lee chicken. Me too. That was a good one. Looley, Looley, Looley Chicken. I still, that's very catchy. Okay, boys, the categories are The New Testament. Oh, great. Country music, medicine, birthplaces, vocabulary, or potpourri.

Potpourri. All-mm. Mm. Potpourri. All right, what's up first? Well, Julian, you're the reigning champion, so... Bullshit. All right. Uh... Excuse me. I don't know shit all the way.

Oh, do you want to go with different categories? Are those ones too shitty? Yeah, that's fucked. I don't know country music or... Ass on the map, U.S. government, animals, inventors, history, playwrights and actresses. Those are kind of shit too, aren't they? No actresses.

Actresses, playwrights and actresses. Let's do it. For 200. No. Marcia Mason met him after she auditioned for his play, The Good Doctor, and later married him. Very exciting. Yeah, let's find some better pieces of shit.

Well, fuck, you said to do it. Fucking blame it on me. I thought you'd say something about Jennifer Anderson or something easy like that, man. The category was playwrights and actresses. I know, I was thinking of, you know, actresses. Okay, this one's not bad.

It's extinct. Act, those are good. It's extinct. Actors and their roles. Dinosaurs. Or what is a dinosaur? I'm just reading the categories, Ricky. Oh, fuck. It wasn't a question. It's extinct.

Actors and their roles. Technology. Taiwan. Etiquette. And similes. Which is? You should select that category, Ricky. Okay, let's start with it. Similes for 100.

The question is, something that turns out well comes up smelling like these flowers. Roses. Paul was in first with roses. Lightning reflexes on it. So is Fast. He's pretty fast. Okay, you get to pick the next category. Et reflexes on him. That was fast. He's pretty fast. That was fast.

Okay, you get to pick the next category. Etiquette. Etiquette. 200. Etiquette for 200. The question is, or actually it's the answer, isn't it? The most formal evening wear is this color tie, but black tie is much more popular. Ball's in again. White.

What is white? What is white? And don't tell me, just because he's a guest, that I got the point there. You've done this to me before. He's a guest. He's a guest. What do you mean? That's how you play the game. He obviously was Well, I forgot to review the rules.

Everybody knows. He got it. It was white tie. White tie. Yep. White tie, man. Keep it rolling. Has to be in a question. Etiquette for... 300.

Some small wedding receptions eliminate this greeting line that was once... What is it? What's the last word there, Pubs? Derrier. How strong is this beer? R-I-G-E-U-E. Well, look, it's D-E, der. R-I-G-E-U-E-U-R. Derrier.

Derrier. Derrier. There you go. See? Nice. But you know the answer. I don't know the answer. Pickup truck. Nobody got Nice. But you know the answer. I don't know the answer. Pickup truck.

Nobody got it. It's a dumb question. It is, man. It's just a greeting. The receiving line. Oh. That's the one I was thinking of, too. Bullshit.

Receiving line. I was thinking greeting. Nobody got it, so it's still pause board. Technology for 100. Got this one. A box of 64 Crayola crayons has one of these devices built in. What is the sharpener?

Oh, gee. It threw us in your head. Why? Because I had that one. Well, gotta be a little quicker on the buzzer. Pick the next one. Alright, the same category as that one. Yes, that was correct. Technology for 200.

You're questioning it, Paul. In 1835, C.S.A. Thalaurier froze this gas to create the first dry ice. Ricky. What is CO2? That's right. Wow, nice. Carbon dioxide. He uses that shit. Ricky!

I use CO2 in my growing sometimes. Ricky it's your board. I don't know. Anything for 100. Anything for 100. It's extinct. Alright that's perfect. The Bolochyxotherium, an extinct type of this pachyderm, had no horn, unlike modern species.

What is a unicorn? Our unicorn is incorrect, Ricky. Fuck. Paul. A rhinoceros. He's got it. I'm still laughing at unicorn. Unicorns aren't extinct, Ricky.

Have you ever seen one? They don't exist. They never existed. They used to. They're extinct. Just like the Sam's Quench. They're a dinosaur. They were a type of dinosaur.

Okay, this is winner takes all question. Doesn't matter who's got any points. We're going to go technology. Unicorns eat chickens, don't they? Or is that a different one? No matter who's got any points, we're gonna go technology. Unicorns eat chickens, don't they? Or is that a different one? I'm gonna look at the... I'm gonna look at the questions.

All right, pups, time's ticking here. Did you pass out over there? No, I'm just reading my thing here. Okay, this is winner takes all. It's extinct for 500. The name of this extinct elephant-like creature comes from the Greek... What is woolly mammoth? Oh, my God. Did he get it?

No. Fuck. From the Greek meaning breast tooth. Breast tooth? Breast tooth. Is it elephant-like? Name... What is the whore elephant?

No, I have no idea. The whore mammoth. Whore mammoth. The name of this extinct elephant-like creature comes from the Greek meaning breast tooth. Breast tooth. It's a dinosaur elephant, boys. Nipple biter.

Oh, it was a brontosaurus? That wasn't a fucking elephant. No, you said it was a dinosaur. Dinosaur elephant, I said. Oh, did you? Okay. Brontosaurus is what Fred Flintstone worked on. I know, I know. It's the woolly mammoth. You'd think it would be the woolly mammoth man.

So I win. No, that's not the right answer, obviously, Greg. It starts with the part of a ship. It was the engine. No, Ricky, the animal I'm talking about, the word starts with a part of a ship. Oh. Funnel.

The answer is? Stern. The Mastodon. Oh, son of a gun. There's one fucking not that far from here. Why? A Mastodon? You know, they claim they found one or something, in Steubiak, wasn't it?

Mastodon Ridge. Boys, you know what I think we should do? What? Let's go down to the truck, get the rest of this beer, and just start fucking partying. Let's do it. I like that idea. So I won Jeopardy again, right?

The winner? I thought the guest did well. No, he won. He did not answer that one in a question. The beer master is the winner. Beer master is the master. Right on. Okay, let's go get some more beer.

Oh, new stuff on the merch site. There's like 30 new fucking items on there. Nice. Go to the merch site, buy some stuff. We need money. And there's a new series on Netflix that people are watching. Go to Netflix, watch it. We need ratings.

Okay? There we go. 335. Thanks for coming on, boys. Right on. Cheers, guys. Cheers, guys. Looking forward to getting a fucking beer in the stores. This is fucking awesome. Can't wait to...

He's over there, Ray. Get a lot of this. Thank you.