Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 7 - Cat The Bounty Hunter

Episode Date: July 8, 2024

F**k's sake Boys, get the show started! There's a f**k-ton to get through, including the Boys' messy drinking week, Bubbles' new crime fighting show, and a taste test of new TPB chip flavours. Plus: Can Ricky become the right sexy face of Zig-Zag?

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. Probably because my mom's so hot. Exactly. All right. All right. Friction of her cocks and her pussy. Yeah.

Eating up the whole town. That's on camera right there. I'm suing you. Slander. Slander about my mom's parts. It's not slander. It's just, I don't know. I think it's a compliment, man.

Yeah. When do you guys want to start? When do you guys want to start? When do you guys want to start? I thought I already started. Well, why don't we debate on whether we've already started? I think we have started. You want to get fucking crazy because you're high? Let's debate as to whether we have started or not.

Well, we were talking about your mother, which is a good conversation to have, and I was actually giving her a compliment. Have we started or not? We have started. You were giving her a compliment? Yes. Okay. What if I say I haven't started yet?

I'm not, I haven't started. You haven't started. Like, for fuck's sakes, boys, we started. Say, park after dark. Welcome. No, I'm not starting. I didn't start yet. Well, I just didn't start then.

Did you start, Ricky? I don't know. It's just, why are you being like this today, man? Because you're being combative. You're just being not fucking easy to get along with, man. Okay, whether or not we fucking started, now we're going to keep going. No, we started five minutes ago, so we've got another 25 minutes left. It is July the 5th, 4th of July yesterday, which was fucking messy.

That was a messy one. Canada Day earlier in the week, which was fucking messy. Buffalo on the weekend, which was incredibly messy. Yeah. Drunkest I've ever seen Julian. Oh, my God. That was Swiss. You know what the thing is?

We're now, like, because we're traveling, boys, we're getting lots of friends down in the States now, right? We're meeting lots of people. So we're partying like fucking crazy for the July 4th fucking celebration down there. So we got, like, two fucking. He's always combined it, though, in the wine or wheat. It should be just combined. We've taken it up a level

To our friends. Have you stayed in contact with that pilot you met? What pilot? What are you talking about? In Buffalo when you were fucking wasted you were hitting on that pilot. I wasn't hitting on a pilot. You were all over him Both buffs, what the fuck he can you take me for a ride in your jet? You said he wasn't even a jet He was a bush pilot. He was a bush pilot? He was pretty scraggly. I thought he was a jet. I was trying to get you up on the plane because I know you like to fucking fly, man.

I wasn't even there. Well, I was trying to surprise you. One of my favorite things that happened in Buffalo was... Boom! That is nice. That is nice, Ricky. That is nice, Ricky. Danielle? Thank you. Fucking awesome.

Why don't you... I can't believe I have one of these. Stand up, do a little spin, show everybody what you got. Show the shit that's on the legs and stuff. It's like, that's heavy, too. I'm in the roller club, motherfuckers. Look at that. On the back. Still got the tag on it, though, bud.

You still got the tags on it, right? That's what you do. You leave them on. Who said that? I don't fucking know. So you're never going to watch that fucking video? Minnie Pearl. He's fucking Minnie Pearl. She always left the tag on the hat, remember?

Howdy! Thank you, Gant. Here's a nice picture of Danielle and I. Boom. Where? Just very, very kind ofant. Here's a nice picture of Danielle and I. Boom. Where? He was very, very kind of her. Where's the picture? It was on the screen.

You missed it. The editors will throw it in, bubs. Magic. It's not the Slake, not magic, but, you know. Television. He pointed at the table. Magic. He should have went like this.

So we had a good time in Buffalo, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thanks. It was fucking awesome. Thanks for everybody. The Buffalo Wings, Chris and Jim. And we're going to Montreal today? Today, baby. Today.

In about two hours. Two hours. We're coming to Montreal, Comic-Con. Montreal. Get the fuck down to the convention center probably. You know what we're going to start? We've got to get a calendar, man, to put on his fridge so we can just say, alright, we're away this weekend. And. You know, we're going to start, you know, we've got to get a calendar, man, to put on his fridge so we can just say, all right, we're away this weekend. And then next weekend, are we out in Calgary?

We're in Calgary doing a show. Calgary Stampede, baby. Next weekend in Calgary. Today, tomorrow, and Sunday in Montreal, Comic-Con. Come down and see us. Ricky will probably have that suit on. Come on, give it a little rub. Give it a smell too.

Are we going to take this? Yeah, Ricky. You got to wear it. You got to wear it on the plane. You look right sexy in it. Doesn't he? I want to put it in one of those

plexiglass cases. Like Leahy had. First police uniform. You're not going to retire the fucking track suit, man. Wear it. Wear the shit out of it. It's pretty comfy.

It's already got shit stains on it, Ricky. Wear the shit out of it. It's pretty comfy. It's already got shit stains on it, Ricky. I might as well wear it. It's fucking comfy. Only 420 of these motherfuckers in the world, and Ricky has one of them. So there's only 419 others. I got to get them all. You should try to. We should.

Yeah. You don't want to get them all. If we see somebody with one of those on, we're fucking, we're taking it. How much would one cost for me to buy? Brand new or on the? Brand spanking. On eBay. How much would, it's got to be more.

It's got to be worth more. How much, 400? I think they're only 150 brand new U.S. doleros. Can you still get them? They only made 420. I don't know if there's any left or not. Look it up, Julian. I. Doleros. Can you still get them? They only made $420. I don't know if there's any left or not. Look it up, Julian. I'm ordering them.

I'm fucking surprised Zig Zag hasn't got back to us. If we were to sell that, I mean, with shit stains and all on it, his DNA's on it, that's worth a lot of money. Shit stains on it. If we got $600, we could buy three brand new ones. Each have one. All right, where do I fucking do this? 600 bucks, we could buy three brand new ones. Each have one. All right, where do I fucking do this? My God, we'd look sharp.

I'd love to see the three of us rocking down an airport. We'd look sharp, wouldn't we? We'd look like. Orange. What would we be called? What would our gang be called? We're not going to be fucking. The Orange Bastards.

We could be the Orange Bastards. Fucking Hurricane be the orange bastards. Fucking hurricane fuckface Bethel's just on a destruction path. Bethel? Is that her name? Maybe I fucked that up. I don't know. I probably did fuck it up. I think it's Belarus.

It's not Hurricane Belarus. It's a B anyway, and it's a fucking bastard. It's a category anyway, and it's a fucking bastard. It's a Category 5, is it? I know somebody that lost their house, their bar, and their boat. Bye-bye, fuckers. Jesus, Murphy. But they're still alive. That's the most important thing.

But it's fucking killing people, too. Where is it now? People say there's no global warming. Where is it? I don't know. It fucking... Well, people know where it is, Ricky. It can't hide. No, I know. I I don't know. It fucking... Well, people know where it is, Ricky. It can't hide.

No, I know. I just don't know. Oh. All right, just a sec. We got to get back to the fucking tracksuit. I'm not liking the looks of this, boys. What do you mean, man? Once it's sold out, they'll never have it fucking reproduced is one thing.

Yeah. But they had it on for $149 fucking dollars. Yeah. Dropped down to $119.20. So people weren't buying them, man. Oh, man. We should get a couple.

I'm going to have to order another one. It's on sale. Just a second. It's on sale. How the fuck do you not sell 420 of these fucking things?

Well, I guess not everybody can rock one. All right, let's just see. Not everybody can rock a zigzag tracksuit. I'm going to put 10 in the fucking cart and see what happens. You're going to buy 10 of tracksuit. I'm going to put 10 in the fucking cart and see what happens.

You're going to buy 10 of them. I'm just going to save... He just wants to see 10 left. He's smart, man. You know what? There's 10 left. Who are you, Jeff Bezos, are you? So nobody's bought these fucking things.

Elon Musk over here with all the money. One of the most comfortable tracksuits ever. We've got to come up with enough money or get a credit card somewhere. Buy all of them. I agree. And then resell them. Every fucking size. Sign them.

Sign them. Out the door. And then zigzag. I mean, people do their shit, man. That's how you make money. And wait till they're, maybe they're going on sale even harder. They dropped a 99 bucks. Buy them all.

They kind of fucked up because they had it for Father's Day. Why didn't they have it for 420? Yeah, Father's Day is kind of dumb, isn't it? Boys, you know what? We could probably end up taking over this whole fucking company. If they're stupid enough to do something like this, we could probably get rid of it. Take over Zigzag. Take it over, man.

I like it. Whoever is doing this shit is fucking up. See, this is exactly what's wrong with julian's brain if you take over zigzag just give me a job where i just fly around the world handing out rolling papers in this track you got it man you know what you'll be the face of zigzag you know a little i don't even have to pay me that much you're gonna we're gonna put a beard on you and put that little hat and that's whatever he's got on you're the dude i like it just like you know a and w's got the bear so you're just going to take over a multi-gajillion dollar company yeah because their tracksuit i could get cosmopolitan surgery

i don't care look totally like him you know what once okay once we sell if you get enough money we're gonna you'll look exactly like dude what's his name anyway zig Zeg. Is it? Yeah, last name Zeg. Bullshit. That's his name, Zeg Zeg. No, man. I think it's named, yeah, no, I don't think. He was good at deacon when he was playing hockey. So remember, we talked about that stingray

that got pregnant without a male companion? She died. Who did? That fucking stingray that had the baby with no male. I don't remember that. Yeah, we talked about it. Was her name Mary? She fucking died.

She had some weird reproductive disease. She had a Jesus, a Jesus baby. Stingray Jesus. This was a pretty big fuck up. That's a good band name. Stingray Jesus. Or Jesus Stingray. This guy's a fucking soldier, man.

Who? Jesus Stingray? No, the fucking zigzag dude. Is he? Suave? What is that? Z-O-U I knew it was going to be something we couldn't really...

A-V-E soldier. What? Z-O... Z-O-U A-V-E soldier. Well, we need... Suave?

French North African Oh, he's Rico Suave. Oh, he's French Foreign Legionave? French North African... Oh, he's Rico Zouave. Oh, he's French Foreign Legion probably. French fucking African regiment, man. Okay. Rico Zouave. The Battle of... Cervetopole.

Whatever. Okay, so that guy's... He kicks ass. Ozempic. He kicks ass. So you know what? You could be... The Battle of Ozempic.

He fought in that. All right, zigzag takeover. Commencing as soon as we get a credit card, bubs. You can get that for us. Yeah, Julian's going to take over a multi-million dollar company because the tracksuit's not selling. Well, yeah, it's... Brilliant.

That's that movie that Richard Gere's in. You know, he's taking... Pretty Woman. Was that the one? Yes. He's taking over. He does that. That's Pretty Woman.

Boom, I had that in like point one of a second. That is Pretty Woman. That was his job to take over fucking shitty companies. No mercy, man. Just fucking just get in there and take it over. Him and Julia Louise Dreyfuss. Nope. No.

That wasn't her. Oh, fuck it. It'd be a totally different movie if it was. Elaine Bennis was not in pretty woman she is a pretty woman yeah she is pretty not as you know she's rich as fuck too eh she's on seinfeld no before that how how i forget i think her her family were like billionaires or something but does that that doesn't make her rich though. No, she was already rich as fuck. And I mean, obviously, Seinfeld made her more rich, but...

Is she married? She's not gonna marry you. I'm not saying she's gonna marry me, man. Look her up. Look up Julia Louis-Dreyfus. But is she married to Richard Dreyfus? No. Ricky? Really? So her name's not...

Really? I thought it was a hyphen. Julia? Last name. I don't think she is. I didn't think she was married to him,. I thought it was a hyphen. Julia. Last name. I don't think she is. I didn't think she was married to him, but I thought maybe some Dreyfus. Probably. You know what? Or she's married. Knowing that she's got deep pockets like this, she's looking really, like, a lot more beautiful.

Does it say on the thing where, look up, like, you know, on Wikipedia, it should say like early whatever. Okay. I'm sure she was already like a billionaire or something. How come this has never happened to us? Why is Julia Louise Dreyfuss so rich? Here we go, man.

Her family running a successful company for generations, the Global Merchants Firm. Merchant Firm. That's a fucking... That's it. She was already an heiress. Julia Louise Dreyfuss Company. She was already an heiress. Mary Dreyfuss Company.

She was already an heiress for like billions. Four fucking billion dollars, man. Yeah, she was already rich. She got it. Oh, she got it? Well, I think so, man. So the whole fucking 500 million or whatever she made on Seinfeld was just... It's peanuts.

That was just pocket change for her. How hard is Julian's bird right now? She's fucked. This is going to be Julian's. Yeah, look, listen to him now. Okay, just a second. Listen to him. Okay, you've got to listen to this fuck-up.

It should have happened to us sometime, but it never did. This Ohio jail, accidentally, they dismissed some charges against this guy, but they fucked up the case number, and they put the case number on a murder suspect's file. So they released him.

What? Yes, he's a fucking murder suspect. He's still on the loose. There's a man on it for him. Where is he? Somewhere, well, he started out in Ohio at jail and they let him go. So he, how long ago?

I'm going to say a few, three or four days maybe. Oh, he could be here by now. Why would he come here? He might. He could. Ohio's pretty close to the Canadian border. He could have came across the border and then said, I'm going right out to the ocean where I can get away.

Is there a reward or anything for this motherfucker? I'm sure there is. Dog the bounty hunter will get him. Boys, you know what I was thinking about that? You know what? Dog, I mean, he's a good bounty hunter, obviously,

but you know what? I think we could fucking do it just as well as him. Let's start it. The criminal's doing flying at a criminal? Cat the Bounty Hunter. Cat the Bounty Hunter.

I like that. Cat the Bounty Hunter sounds pretty good. You could rip Cat. You could have, yeah, you could be the cat. Fucking put the shit on your arms and the long hair. Cool cat. Yeah, but I'm not tough enough to fucking take down.

You know what, you act tough. We can rip you into shape, no problemo. You just got to think someone is fucking with your cats. Maybe I'm cat the bounty hunter, but you're my sidekick. That's the real muscle. He had Leland, you know, and the boys with him. So Ricky and I will be your sidekick. We could all have cat names.

You could be Tiger. I'm gonna be Panther. Okay. Panther and Tiger. Tiger. Tiger with his suit on. Fuck, boys. And I'm just Cat.

You know what? I'm running it. We could have our own fucking show, man. I'd watch it. Yeah. Panther. Panther and Tiger. Yeah. Panther. Panther, Tiger, and the cat. Is this fucking for real or is this a joke?

Cat the bounty hunter. Cat the bounty hunter. This person that went to a Taylor Swift concert with contact lenses. They have the contact lenses for sale. They said, these contact lenses have seen Taylor Swift. A thousand pounds. Is that fucking real? Shoot me. Are Swifties really contact lenses have seen Taylor Swift. Thousand pounds. Is that fucking real? Are Swifties really that fucked?

Yes. Yes. They are, man. What the fuck is going on with the world? You know what? I bet you she could run for the President of the United States and win. She should. Might be a better option. I bet you she fucking could, man. She might be able to.

She might have that many fucking fans. She has that many, Matt. Oh, man, I forgot about all this fucking... For what? I guess I shouldn't laugh, but in Alabama... You okay? What's that squeaking noise? It's the...

You got something hanging off the outside of your trailer or something, isn't it? There's a ski mask wearing naked weirdo chasing people in Alabama. He fucking hides these places and he pops out with a ski mask on naked and chases you and scares you. Why doesn't someone beat the fuck out of him? Because no one's been able to catch him. It's been going on for four fucking years. Well, you just said he's chasing them. Why don't you just stop from being chased?

Turn around and fucking thrive. Because he probably picks people that can't fuck them up. Yeah, he's probably not picking. He's chasing women for four blocks. Probably not picking big fellas like you. Fucking weird, man. What a weird thing to do. You don't get naked, put a ski mask on, and scare people.

Yeah, that would fucking scare you. Must be. Naked fucking skier coming at you. With his pole, his ski pole. Why don't you stop? Why don't you just stop and say,

what do you want, you motherfucker? What are you going to do? What is he going to try to do if he catches you? Just want to rub his bird on you? He told some woman

to get the fuck in her house and take her clothes off. Oh, okay. Well, he's a... Oh, yeah. Well, he's probably not the most sane person, Julian. You know what that guy needs? He's getting away with it for four years.

But you know who that guy needs? Cat the bounty hunter. His ass. He would take that naked motherfucker. Our first catch, the panther should fucking grab right ahold of his bear cock and fucking drive him. Right? This was a fucking serious rage.

Online gaming. These two dudes got in a fight online. One guy from New Jersey flew to Florida. Bought a hammer. Snuck it in the guy's head with a 2M and beat the fuck out of him with a hammer. No, he did it with a fucking hammer. Over an online gaming dispute. Like, people are fucked.

That's how fights start these days, man. I gotta be careful when I'm playing Call of Duty chirping people. Next thing you know, some fucking hammer psycho's gonna be here. Fortnite. Fortnite causes a lot of fights, I heard. Really? That's what I heard. This is fucked up, too.

These five fishermen, I think it's in Sri Lanka. Oh, yeah. They're dead. You know why? Then I mean. But why the fuck were they thinking? They're like Leahy. I guess.

There's a lot of fucking Leahys out there, man. What happened? Because Leahy would do the same fucking thing. They found some bottles floating at sea. So they had alcohol in them. So they're like, oh, fuck, let's try it. And they started sharing this alcohol and it fucking killed them.

Yeah. But they shared it with other boats so other motherfuckers were probably going to die too. And there was a Navy ship out there that came in and they went on board the Navy ship and they went into the fucking, the docked where it's tended to them and they still died.

So whatever's in that fucking booze bottle, fuck them. If you found a fucking random bottle floating out in the middle booze bottle, fuck them. If you found a fucking random bottle floating in the middle of the ocean, would you drink it? If it was sealed, well, man. If it's, you gotta look, there's factors here, Bob. These people probably didn't have much money, right?

They don't have liquor stores where they're from at every fucking corner. You see a bottle of booze, it's like fucking... But why did they think it was booze? Because they opened it up and smelled it. Did it have labels on it? This is fucking booze and they took a little sip and they're like...

It said it was some kind of alcohol, but... Yeah, but it could be wood alcohol. It could be fucking a mixture of... Alcohol and fucking cyanide. Sun-soaked piss.

God. It could be something. I don't know what was in there. You know what? They should do studies on it. I'd like to know myself. Sun-soaked piss. That's a good band name.

Not really. Or album name. What the fuck was the box you were carrying in when you came? The who? You carried in a box. Oh, fuck boys. Oh, yeah, okay. I know this might piss off a few people.

What the fuck? As you guys have been sitting around getting drunk. Are you like the chip king in Canada? Playing fucking with your cats and getting high every day. I've been doing some work. What the fuck is all this shit? What the fuck? We got so many.

I'm telling you. The chip people fucking love us. For some reason, we're selling chips like crazy. So what are these chips all about? These are samples of all kinds of new chips they want to, like, flavors, man. What? Kicking Ranch. Cheddar, sour cream, and dill?

Kicking Ranch? Like, we got a bunch of different Kicking Ranches, right? So we're trying to... Jalapeno cheddar. Try not to make too much noise for people that hate that shit. Jalapeno cheddar, Ricky. All right, I'll put all the K ranches that are over here, all right? These are all kicking ranch.

I'm not much of a ranch guy, though. You guys don't have to fucking... That's a cheddar sour cream dill. That's jalapeno cheddar. Those are nice. Yeah, I like those, actually. Super spice. Cheddar sour cream dill.

You know who needs some Super Spice? Cat the Bounty Hunter. Get that in you, man. Jalapeno cheddar's pretty good. Jesus fucking Christ. Super Spice original? That's a lot. There's a lot going on there in that chip.

Like, a lot. You know what? I's a lot. There's a lot going on there in that chip. Like, a lot. You know what? I like it. You know what I mean? Fuck, those are strong, eh? But then the aftertaste afterwards, when it settles in, it's a good fucking chip. Those are strong as fuck, but they're tasty. I think we should call these the super cat the bounty hunter chip.

Jalapeno number two is my winner. Try that, Ricky. Oh, man, do I want to? Yes. Super spice. I'm right. Maybe we could get sporty spice to be on the bag. That's a new one.

Cheddar sour cream dill. Dill. Yeah, I just gave you that. Is that good? That one's very good. That's pretty new one. Cheddar sour cream dill. Yeah, I just gave you that. Is that good? That one's very good. That's pretty good, man. Oh, that's different, isn't it? I'm a big fan of that one.

I like it. Big fan. Kicking ranch. Should we describe the flavors to people? All right, the super spice. It's like nothing I've ever tasted before. You fucking put that in your mouth, you got like, it's like a different world all coming together. There's a party in your mouth, right away.

There's a party in your mouth, you're right. It's like fireworks going off, everything, man. What's Kekken Ranch like, Ricky? Kekken Ranch just looks like a barbecue ranch. It's not bad. I'm not into Ranch, man. Me either. Really? Is it still good?

Yeah. All right. Let's fucking try one of them. They're not bad. Nope. Did I miss anything? I don't think Julian's going to like the Kicking Ranch. I like Ranch, man.

I'm not a big Ranch guy either. I like Ranch. Fucking Ranch. What did I miss? Anything? Ranch is one of a big ranch guy either. I like ranch. Fucking ranch. What did I miss, anything? Ranch, one of the most popular fucking salad dressing on the planet, just so you're aware. There's probably more people that like ranch than don't like it.

I'm just one of them. Jalapeno cheddar. Jalapeno cheddar number one and number two. I like number two better. This is number one. Where's number two? That's number one too, isn't it? Fuck.

All right, you guys gotta write this shit down. Okay, so there's some duals. You gotta write it down. Some dual bags. Oh yeah, there's like, there's more kickin, too, isn't it? Fuck. All right, you guys got to write this shit down. Okay, so there's some duals. You got to write it down. Some dual bags. Oh, yeah, there's like, there's more Kicking Ranch, boys. What else you got over here? Kicking Ranch. I mean, you know, cheddar. Oh, these are like...

Wavy ones. Yeah. It's like a wavy plane. Super Spice, though, man. I'm telling you. I like Super Spice. I think Super Spice might be my favorite. It might be.

Because it doesn't taste like any chip I've ever had. Oh, man. But you know what? It makes you want to drink. Which one is this guy? That's cheddar, too. Yeah, I like number two. You know what I might do?

I might open up the fucking gym and bar again, boys. Now that I've got these chips, you put a thing of these down. Let me see the Super Spice again. Super Spice? People are going to be drinking their faces off. Super Spice again. Super Spice? People are going to be drinking their faces off. Super Spice original. Why does it say 10%?

They only have 10% spice on them? What's that one? Check this one out. Kicking Ranch. Another one. Oh, I had that one. Look at all the Super Spice at the bottom of the bag.

That's fucking... You eat that, you're... Oh, yeah, here. Jumping around, man. I think that needs to be shaken up. Shake those up, buddy. Let's give them a little twirl in the bag. I'm starting to get a little sweat on here.

That's a lot of spicy chips. One thing I gotta know is, like, usually when people have this many fuckin' varieties of chips, aren't they, like, considered rich? Aren't they considered rich? Shouldn't you become rich off of something like this? If you didn't fuck up the business plan, yeah. Hmm. You know who has a lot of flavors of chips? Who?

Hers in the States. I think we're going to compete with hers. Hmm. I like that chip. I think Super Spice is the winner. Super Spice is the winner. Super Spice is the winner. Although, where is that fucking cheddar sour cream dill? I like that one, too.

Right here. That's the second favorite. Oh, yeah, they got a good kick to them, man. Super Spice and cheddar sour cream dill. All right, Ricky, you're going to have to try to think. Super Spice, I think Sour Cream Dill. All right, Ricky, you're going to have to try to think. Super Spice, I think, is going to be out. We're definitely going to make that happen, so you've got to think of a good drawing.

I like this Cheddar Sour Cream Dill. You've got to get creative with the picture you've got to make for the Super Spice. Okay. But we don't have to call it Super Spice. No. Yeah, because if you had an SS on and some cared chips, like soup, costume, that's not good, man. No, you can't have SS.

You can't have SS. That's Nazi fucking stuff. Especially if it's like the Kiss kind of asses. That's, you know. Tell that to the 69 Camaro. The what? Oh, 69 Camaro, the SS. True, but I don't think we want to go there.

All right. I don't think we even want to call it Super Spice. Okay. Let's see who got born on July the 5th. P.T. Burnham. He was pretty famous. He was fucking rich, that dude. Circus fella.

Yeah, but you know what? You couldn't get a... Could you get away with that shit these days? He was basically putting humans on displays. A little, you know, had some problems. Yeah, he had to call it a freak shop. Calling people freaks. I would never do that.

James Jimmy the Gent Burks. Who? Irish gangster. He was the inspiration for Jimmy Conway character in Goodfellas. I didn't know that. What? Ray, that was a good character. Jimmy the Gent.

Jimmy the Gent. That was Robert De Niro. Jimmy Conway. Yeah. He was a bad motherfucker. Robbie Robertson. Robbie. Canadian legend.

Robbie Robertson? Yeah, was he? What? I don't think I knew that he was the soundtrack. Robbie Robertson from Yeah, was he? What? I don't think I knew that he was the soundtrack. Robbie Robertson from the band. Yeah? I'm thinking of another Robertson, man. I didn't know that he was the soundtrack composer for Scorsese films.

Yeah. That's pretty cool. Poor bastard died last year. Who did? Robbie Robertson. That was more than... That was longer ago than last year, wasn't it? 2023 was last year, wasn't it?

Sing a couple, sing a couple licks of his tunes, Bob. Your favorite one. Robbie Robertson. Yeah. Pick any song from the fucking band and he's on it. You might know some of the songs of this next birthday boy. Who? Huey Lewis.

He's the one new drug yeah i want a new drug and ghostbusters remember that feud how much money you make off of that fucking song well who sued who oh did ghostbusters sued him didn't they really wasn't it i don't know, man. Oh, fucking Dolly the Sheep got born today, too. Dolly did, did she? Yeah. Or shouldn't say born, she got cloned. Fuck! Dolly the Sheep. Fucking sheep.

That was 96? Holy fuck. Why haven't they done it since? I can't believe Robbie Robertson died last year. I thought that was like five years ago. Yeah, I like soup spice. Whoo! I'm gonna need, oh God, I'm starting to sweat.

Well, you got a tracksuit on inside, Ricky. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Robert, is someone somewhere down the crazy river? That's the song I was thinking about. Yeah, that's Robbie Robertson. That's solo style. He's dead. Yeah.

Oh, I knew he died. I just didn't, I couldn't, I can't believe it was only a year ago. For fuck's sakes, man. August 9th. Somewhere down the crazy river. It's not even a year, man. I thought that was fucking Chris Isaac. No.

Oh, man. Don't go. No. Somewhere down the crazy river is Robbie Roberts No. Oh, man. Don't go. No. Somewhere Down the Crazy River is Robbie Robertson's solo. Yeah, that's a fucking great song. That's a good tune, man. I love that tune. Man, I've got to get these fucking chips away from me.

Are you eating the spicy one? They're all spicy. No, the super spice. But they're not spicy. No, there's just an explosion of fucking it's like it's not like all dressed

it's like all dressed but times ten that's what it's like isn't it there's definitely salt and vinegar yeah in there

jalapeno little bit what the fuck I think you know what I think in there everything else

that's here I think there's kicking ranch I think there's jalapeno cheddar there's ranch in there there's? Everything else that's here, I think there's kicking ranch. I think there's jalapeno cheddar. There's ranch in there. There's jalapeno cheddar. There's kicking ranch.

This jalapeno here is fucking fantastic. It's one of my favorites. What is it? Number two. What? See, I'm not a fan of that one

because I don't like that style of jalapeno. Not me either. We'll try number one then. Whoa. Here's number one. But you know what? It tastes like you just bit into a jalapeno pepper and eat that fucking thing.

Tastes like vegetable. The best jalapeno chips are the kettle, what are they called? Kettle creed? Cattle chip? Cattle corn? I don't fucking know. All right, you know what? I'm really fucked up.

This is making me thirsty. If we're going to continue this taste test, we need some more booze. We need some more ice, because Rick never has ice. Let's go to the liquor store and the Irving gets some ice. All right.

And then let's talk more about being the cat hunters. Yeah. Cat the bounty hunter. Cat the bounty hunter. Tune in next week for the first episode of Cat the Bounty Hunter starring me. Where we get that motherfucker with the mask on running around naked with panther and the leopard. Who's going down?

And tiger. Tiger. The leopard is going down in tiger. To watch the video perk after dark, go to swear nut.com or go to the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app.