Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 74 - Predictions for 2017

Episode Date: January 2, 2017

Seven days of liquor-nog has left Ricky pretty f***ed, but somehow the Boys manage to discuss their predictions for the new year! Also learn about Ricky’s new party trick, whether or not Bubbles would bang an alien, and how NOT to use the Sh** Sucker 3000! Episode 74 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, and Neat 'King Bee' microphones!        

Intro I don't know. Fuck, Ricky. What the fuck is he doing? Ricky. Ricky. Ricky, what are you doing? Ricky, turn that off, man. What are you doing? You got that thing attached to your bird?

What the fuck is... What are you doing with that thing? Look, you're blowing liquor nog all over the place. Why did you have the shitsucker attached to your wiener? I didn't. It was attached. It was down there, man. The hose, the end of the hose is... The cameras are off. The cameras are rolling.

What's going on, fuckers? This is the official Trailer Park Boys podcast coming at you. Special one. The New Year's one. Don't know what the fuck was going on over there. How long were those cameras on, Ricky? And how long did you have that thing on your bird? I didn't want to be late, so I passed it here last night.

But when did you attach that thing to that thing? I didn't. Ricky, there's fucking booze all over my computer, man. Like, all over it. Look, fuck, liquor nog. All over everything. Sorry, boys. Jesus Christ.

Um, no, I was just making some adjustments. If you fucked up my computer, you owe me, like, a lot of money here, dude. I'll get you one. Ricky, that, you had that attached right to your bird. Nope. You better check it. You might have sucked the thing dry. It might not be...

Look, there's liquor nog on everything. I got a new bird for Christmas. It's a lot bigger. Yeah, I wouldn't doubt that's what your real one looks like after having that machine sucking on it. Jesus Christ. What is wrong with your fucking brain, man? Fuck. Oh, man, no, no. Your new marker's got lecher nog on it.

Oh, man. Oh, look at my rammer. Look at the rammer. It's not, look. Oh, fuck. That's supposed to be candy cane flakes. Chuck that. Just chuck that whole thing out, man.

Fuck sakes. What the fuck? Fuck sakes, Ricky. Just chuck that whole thing out, man. Fuck sakes. What the fuck? Fuck sakes, Ricky. That was a bit of a fuck up. It's fun, though. Bubbles, these liquor nogs are fucking killing me, man. Look, the chips are just covered in liquor nog. Seven days of the nog is too much.

You got to pace yourself, man. That's your problem. That's why you get so fucked up. Jesus Christ. It's almost the new year, boys. Any predictions? It is delicious. You're gonna have something coating all your stuff. It might as well be something delicious.

Any predictions for the new year, guys? Yeah, you know what? I predict this, that I'll never wear this fucking shirt again, like, ever. Nice gift, Bubz, but it's a very nice shirt. But it's not for me, man.

I didn't even notice it. That's awesome. It's too tight, Bubz. It's good. It looks good on you. Yours looks good on you, too, Ricky. It's a little... It's a little snog.

It's very, like, Ernie Bird-ish kind of shirt, man. You look like fucking Ernie. It's really bright... It's a little snug. It's very like Ernie Birdish kind of shirt, man. You look like fucking Ernie. It's really bright in here, boys. He doesn't look like Ernie. He looks like fucking Ernie. You look like Bert. I don't look like fucking Bert. Bert had a skinny little head with a big nose. Well, you kind of do look like him.

I think I would look more like Ernie than anybody. Actually, he's got the little cone thingy, the little hat. He's totally pretty. Fuck, Ricky! God damn it. What happened? The fucking... chair came out from underneath me.

Yeah, because there's liquor nog all over the fucking floor, it's licking it off. Alright, here's another prediction for the new year. He's not gonna like it to the fucking New Year's, man. He's gonna be passed out by the night. Ricky, get the chair level first. Get it level before you try to get on it. There, now just stay level. Keep your gimbals level.

What are you doing? It's the brightness. The brightness? Yeah, the brightness. That's what that is. Alright boys, let's get her going. What were the predictions? Let's make some predictions for 2017.

I'm predicting extra snow. Extra snow. It's going to get colder than ever. That's not really a prediction. That's pretty much guaranteed. No, I mean more than ever, man. More than ever? More snow ever. I predict that we're going gonna come up with a good idea this year and we're gonna make a shit ton of cash

Besides this showing you protect that every fucking you well that every couple months And he usually does come true for a little bit doesn't it sometimes sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't I don't remember ever okay bit, doesn't it? Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. I don't remember ever making a lot of money. Okay, maybe I'm not going to predict anything for the rest of my life, bubs. I'm just saying, you can't really call that a prediction when for

25 years you've been saying we're going to make shit ton of money. What's your prediction then? You're going to go to space? Okay, you want a prediction? You're going to go to space this year? Here's my prediction. You come up with a fucking idea to try to make money that puts us all in fucking jail. There's my prediction. Hoggy stick guns. That's not going to go to space this year? Here's my prediction. You come up with a fucking idea to try to make money that puts us all in fucking jail. There's my prediction. Hockey stick guns.

That's not going to happen. It looks like a hockey stick, but it's a gun. See, that's a prediction. It's not a good one. It's a terrible prediction. But that's more of a prediction. What, a hockey stick gun? They're going to develop a hockey stick gun.

All right, Ricky? And that's how you get them to fly. Why would they do that? If you want to take your gun, say, to Ontario on a plane. But Ricky, they just put it through the x-ray machine and go, wait a second, that's not a hockey stick, it's a fucking gun. That some idiot tried to make look like a hockey stick. But it's a great prediction, as you're saying.

I just mean... There you go, now you're fucking... No, I'm saying it's make it look like a hockey stick. But it's a great prediction, as you're saying. I just mean... There you go. Now you're fucking... No, I'm saying it's an example of what a prediction is. It's a terrible prediction because it's not going to happen. Well, why even use it as an example, then, if it's so fucking terrible? Why do you... What? See, I got you this time.

No, why do you... Talk your way out of that one, Bugs. Aluminum baseball bat gun, then. A what? Aluminum baseball bat gun? It's the same idea as the hockey stick, Ricky. It's a terrible idea. And it's a prediction, though, eh, Buzz?

We're going to put it in an x-ray machine. No, I was just saying what you're saying. Okay, let's hear what the almighty Bubbles has to predict with 2017. I already predicted it, that you're going to get us all fucking put in jail. There's my prediction. Julian gets all fucking put in jail. There's my prediction. Julian gets us all put in jail. Cool. Okay, if you were to change that up, that Ricky's going to put us in jail,

then that's a prediction that's happened every year for the past 30 years. How long does the liquor nog stay good for? If I made this like three hours ago, is it... Oh, it's still deadly, Ricky. Okay. Still perfect. You still got ice clinking. You couldn't made this like three hours ago, is it... Oh, it's still deadly, Ricky. Okay. Still perfect. You still got ice clinking. You couldn't have made it three hours ago. How can you guys drink that shit? Like seriously. It's fucking delicious, you scab bag.

Eggnog. Eggnog with liquor. It's got a nice spice to it. You filthy animal. It's a horrible... How can you drink the same thing day in, day out? Because it tastes good. According to you.

According to a lot of people. You know how many people drink rum and cokes out there? A lot. How many people drink straight rum with two drops of coke in it to make it look black? Hey, it's still a rum and coke. I'm predicting a bad tornado. It's still rum and coke. It's going to be a bad tornado, coke. I'm predicting a bad tornado. It's still rum and coke. It's gonna be a bad tornado,

a bad fucking earthquake, a bad hurricane, and a fucking volcano's gonna blow up. Here in Nova Scotia? No. Somewhere in the world. Somewhere in the world. See, Ricky, those aren't predictions, though, Ricky. Those are scientific facts. That is going to happen. There's gonna

be an earthquake somewhere. There's gonna be a hurricane somewhere. Waves are gonna get bigger. Tsunami. No, just regular waves. It's going to be an earthquake somewhere. There's going to be a hurricane somewhere. Waves are going to get bigger. Tsunami. No, just regular waves. He's still making a prediction. 2017 is three feet. Super waves for surfers. Super waves

for surfers. Are they caused by anything, Ricky? It's a fucking shirt, man. I feel like a dick. You look great. Jesus. Fuck off, Ricky. Super waves.

What else? New foods. I'm predicting some new foods come out. Yeah? Ricky, there's new foods coming all the fucking time, man. No, but, like, these are gonna take it up a notch. How? Just some weird twists on things, like

a fucking... a hot dog that's not just a hot dog. It's like half beef, half dog. But, you know what I mean? Everything else looks like a dog. It smells like a dog. But it tastes like a... a ham dog. A hamburger dog?

Hamburger dog. So why don't you just take hamburger, Ricky, and roll it into a tube and cook it, and then you got a hamburger dog? Because we'll be missing the dog parts. I think you're onto something. You know what? If you were to take, like, a meat patty, right? Fucking flatten it down.

The size of a hot dog. Roll the hot dog up in the meat. Grill that motherfucker. You got a hand on it. Now we're cooking with gas. I'm sure somebody has done that. Wrapping a hamburger around a hot dog. And in between, cheese.

Cheese. Oh, definitely, man. Well, as the coagulant that holds it together. How come Randy's never thought of something like that? Because Randy is dumb. Because Randy doesn't think in the realm of hot dogs. And he doesn't take the time to cook. He wants fucking food right away.

He's like, what the fuck can I cook in the quickest, leastest, most less time to eat? Yeah, I could see that. Quickest, leastest, most blessed. Just trying to grab my head around that one. That technically made sense. So you're saying that half of the cheeseburgers that Randy makes and eats are probably raw. Oh, they're pretty much raw. I've seen him eat pretty much raw.

Well, he makes them thin, too, and he's got that double-sided fucking grill. So he did find a way to cook them quick. The clam grill. Is that what it's called? That's a fucking good name for that. That's fucking brilliant. I think that's what it's called. That's what they call it, man.

Clam grill. Good name. I hate when you have a tool or appliance that has a dumb name. Like what? Why do you think they call it a clam grill, Ricky? Because a clam's mouth can go open and close, right? And both sides of the clam are equal. There's no fucking one side's better than the other.

It's like, hey, we're the same, bud. Jesus, Ricky. It's amazing how your brain fucking works, man. Yeah. I like it. That's my favorite brain. Me too. This is one of my favorite brains as well. If I had a jar of brains on the thing,

that would be my favorite one. And I would walk into the room and go, brains. Do people have that sort of shit? That sounds a little crazy, man. Do people collect brains? You've never seen Young Frankenstein? He had a whole row of brains, jars of brains. Abbey Normal was the brain that he put in Frankenstein.

That was the problem. Abbey Normal? Well, he thought it was a brain. They all had their names, and he thought the name of the person was Abbey Normal, but he put an abnormal fucking brain into it. I didn't know that. That's a classic.

Don't think I ever watched Frankenstein. Young Frankenstein. Never. Gene Wilder. Never, man. Oh my god, it's one of the funniest movies ever made. But an abnormal could also mean, like, you have normal abs. Hmm.

He's talking about a brain. It's not like a bottled fucking thing about abs. It's not about bottled stomach muscles Abnormal bad word though too many meanings Jesus hours that abnormal Let's see fucking talking about this is how I'm telling. That's how his brain works. I love it. Okay, so we've got our predictions out of the way. Do we?

See if any of them come true. I didn't get to make my predictions. Oh, fuck. Okay, what are your predictions then? My predictions? Something very big. Something very big and shocking is going to come out about aliens this year. You're going to find out that they've been dealing with aliens.

Who's been dealing with aliens? The U.S. government. And why do you think that's going to happen this year, Bubz? Because they have the new guy down there, Donald Trump, who now has access to all the information. He gets to find out, you know, who really shot JFK. He gets to find out what really goes on with aliens. And he's the type of guy that's going to say,

you know what, fuck it, I'm telling everybody. Yeah, guess what, we deal with aliens. Put that on fire, man. Hey, fuck. Sorry, guys. He's going to be the one that tells people, oh, by the way, I just had a meeting with a fucking alien. All right. Okay, you know what? That would be cool.

But I heard that not even the president of the United States can get into those files. Well, I find that hard to believe. That's what I heard, man. So. I mean, that's what I'd be doing, too. They're always going to tell him you can't. Don't know. He'd be like, fuck you, bud. I'm the president I be doing too. They're always gonna tell him you can't. Don't know. He'd be like, fuck you, bud, I'm the president.

Out you get, you're fired. So we're gonna find out all kinds of new stuff because of him? I think so. I think he's the kind of guy that's gonna just fucking say, fuck it, I'm telling everybody. Guess what? Just met with an alien. He was a nice guy too. Alright, here's a question for you, boss.

I made a deal with him to build some fucking hotels up on his planet. I hear that, you know, female aliens, they got like, you know, all the bits and pieces of like a human, right? I don't believe that. Okay, would you bang an alien chick? Fuck yeah. Would I bang an alien? Yeah. Chick.

Chick. Well, girl or guy, it doesn't matter. Okay, guy, alien, no. I'll tell you right now, I would not do that to a guy alien. What if the guy had a vagina and the girl said the cocks? That'd be, I'd throw it for a little twist. Then what, yeah, what would you say then? But how would you know that the guy had the clamshell and the lady had the wiener.

This is a simple yes or no. Would you bang an alien? Yes or no? No, I wouldn't bang an alien because I'd be too scared. I'd be too scared like something would grab my wiener. I see. I remember you used to watch Star Trek and Captain Kirk was around banging all the aliens on them, like hot ones.

Yeah. You were always saying he's fucking lucky. I wish I was like Captain Kirk was around banging all the aliens on them, like hot ones. Yeah. You were always saying he's fucking lucky. I wish I was like Captain Kirk. Yeah, but he was just banging like, you know, a good-looking lady with green makeup on. Well, that's what I'm talking about. Well, what if she was like an alien and they were that hot? If she looked like they did on Star Trek and I knew that she didn't have some kind of internal clasper that was going to grab my wiener,

I would, yeah, I probably would. Like teeth inside it? What if it did, Ricky? Like the octopus thing. You could put something else in first to test the waters. Like a hot dog. What would you put in there? Start with something that's not going to hurt you.

A carrot, maybe. Carrot, hot dog. Start maybe a finger to feel it out. If it all seems good, then jam away. But what if that's the whole trick? Yeah, oh yeah, no jam of carrot in there. Look, nothing happened. All clear, everybody.

And then next thing you know, whammo! She's got your wiener taking it back to the lab. Well, if you're going to get your penis ripped off, it's probably one of the coolest ways to do it, I guess. It's a good fucking story. It is, man. At least you can say that you got banged, I guess. What would be another cool way to have your penis ripped off, Ricky? I don't know, some kind of a race car accident, maybe.

Or a roller ghostie. You get your cock ripped off on a roller coaster? Well, if you're gonna get it ripped off, you should be doing something fun as fuck. Maybe a fighter jet. Holy fuck, a fighter jet. A bullet glows right through it and rips it off. Or what if you pulled the ejection seat, but your bird was stuck to the ground?

Jesus, that would suck. You blasted out the ejection seat and it stretched it. How about there's no cool way of getting your fucking... That's what I was getting at. There's no cool way of doing it, Rick. Not even an ejection seat would be... There's a lot cooler than taking a fucking pair of scissors and just going snip. Right? Way cooler.

Alright, so an ejection seat, you get fucking blown out of the fucking jet. Your wiener somehow got caught to the floor and it stretches it right out until she snaps. That'd be cool. I'm projecting

that in 2017 I'm projecting that in 2017, I'm going to win at least 7 out of 10 of the games that we play here. 7 out of 10 games you're going to win? Like what, Jeopardy? You mean if we play Jeopardy or any of those games? Minimum. Of 7 out of ten. That's a good prediction right there.

That's something he can actually influence. I'm going to spend the rest of the holidays studying and just reading and watching. Okay, I'll make a prediction. I'm going to predict you don't read one fucking thing. I'm predicting that as well. I predict that you get high as fuck and drunk every day. Lickerman's Old Dirty Canadian Whiskey. That's a label. Prediction wrong.

We're talking like a book. There's no way you're picking up a book and reading it. There's a book right here. That's fucking rolling papers, man. It's still a book. Book of papers. I'm predicting, Ricky, you don't study anything. You get drunk and high every day and possibly piss yourself at least once.

One out of ten days. What do you think, Freezy? Okay. Freezy's still got beers in him, Ricky? Freezy should be fucking throwing out now because Christmas is done. He hasn't melted yet, has he? Is this me?

I just thought, fuck. He hasn't melted yet, has he? That is styrofoam, right? It's not snorrel. It's real, man. He hasn't melted yet, has he? That is styrofoam, right? It's not snow. No, it's real, man. No, it isn't, Ricky. It's styrofoam.

Oh, man. Did you think he was made of snow? I don't know. What did you think was keeping him alive? I thought he was just frozen real good. Keeping him alive? Well, keeping him, you know, intact. Pups.

Not alive. Don't tell him it's alive. No, I wouldn't want it. Freezy the snowman. He's Mr. Freezy. Get it? Freezy the snowman had a red furry cock. You keep your drinks cold.

Where the carrot goes. And does some other things. All right, so what am I going to... This is a fucking shitty podcast, boys. I hope the one's next year better. I'm predicting better podcasts next year that aren't shitty. Well, it is already, yeah, that's, I think that's good. That's a good prediction.

That's a good prediction. Whether that comes true or not is another thing. I predict Julian is going to become a male massager. A male massager.

That was a double prediction. I predict that Julian opens a massage parlor and starts massaging firefighters at a discount. See, that's a shitty prediction because that's definitely not going to happen.

$50 for a massage, 100% off if you're a firefighter. Bubz, why would you fucking say that? That's what I predicted. Or special forces. That's a ridiculous prediction.

I'll pay you if you're special forces. Yeah, that's... no. That's a good way for you to give back. Give back to the community. I predict that I'm gonna maybe get engaged to some... a woman out there. Stripper. I might start looking. Settle down a bit.

I predict that you're gonna do something dumb, and I'm hoping I'm not with you, because you're gonna go to jail. I predict that you're gonna go to jail at least 12 times this year. That's a lot. I might go to jail tonight. Does that count? Yeah. Tonight is being the first night.

Depends on if he goes after midnight or not. Oh, he'll be fucked up by midnight. He's going to be fucked up by 9 o'clock. I predict that he's going to pass out at 9 and wake up at 12.01 and end up in jail soon after. How fucked are you right now, Ricky? I'm about a... I need to do a half.

A half? You can just say it. Five and a half. What are you doing? You're trying to do a half? I'm trying to do a half of one. So you just bend her down? Is that how you do it? I guess that would be five. There's six. So that would be five and a half, I So that would be five and a half, I guess.

Six, five and a half, five... You know what? Just make it easy. I'm a six. Oh, fuck! I forgot to ask you. Did you see the footage of the guy fucking punch the kangaroo in the face that was trying to fucking strangle his dog? That was a good right.

Buddy had a good right. Smack. You didn't see it? No, it sounds awesome. Remember you're always saying you'd like to fight a kangaroo? Mm-hmm. Well, this guy, he's coming in his truck, and there's a kangaroo who's got his dog in the fucking headlock. Yeah.

And he's trying to gorge him with his fucking back legs, and Buddy gets out, and the dog gets away, and then him and the kangaroo square off. Yeah, it's squared off. And he fucking goes bang, then him and the kangaroo square off. Yeah, it's squared off. And he fucking goes bang! Gets him right in the butt and the kangaroo's arms go up like holy fuck! Slow-mo is awesome. They slow-mo and he just cranks them and his fucking little arms go up.

That's what fucking dumb kangaroos don't realize. They don't have the reach that we have. They don't, definitely don't have the reach, but they do with their legs. Their arms are only like this long. I know, but Ricky, what they do, they bounce on their tail. They get their feet up. You've got the claws. Boom! Straight in the chops.

Did you have any video of that? No, he lost. It's not on the, no, the kangaroo just takes one punch in the face and then he fucks off. He gets stunned. See, when you first hear the story, you're like, how could someone hit an animal? That's a horrible thing. Yeah. But the fucking thing was strangling his dog, eh?

Yeah, it was trying to kill his dog, so he got the dog away and then he's like, all right, motherfucker. You want one? Boom. Nice. That's awesome.

Good for him. Gave him one. Scratch that off of the things I wanted to do first list. Fucking bastard. Yeah. Well, you know,

you just don't want to go up and pick a fight. I mean, if they're fucking around with your dog or something or, you know, your cat. And I also read, did you read the thing about the woman that was at a house party? And there's a woman there and she just pulls down her pants and hits herself in the vagina with a taser gun.

Fuck off. She tased herself in the bird. Why? Don't know. That's a fucked up story. That's a good party trick. Why did I tell you that? If you had a taser right now You could pull down my pants

And taser front or back I'd let you You would let us do that? Okay, bubs That's gotta happen Front or back? That's gotta happen Take your pick

Well, flip him How about this? You and I flip a coin One of us has to tase his nuts The other one has to tase him in the ass. I don't know. I'll pick the ass. You always like, you want to pick the ass.

We always were an ass man. Yeah. Bit of an ass man, aren't you? Oh, what are you? Would you rather pick the wiener? No, I'd not pick in anything. Well, I, man, if I had to pick one. There you go. You were right on it. I'd pick the ass. You were the one that said. Because I had to pick one. There you go. You were right on it. I picked the ass. You were the one that said. Because I'm an ass man.

You're the one that said, we're going to flip a coin, and one of us will tase his wiener, and one of us will tase his ass. So you're already thinking about both parts. I'm talking about tasing. And you're flipping coins like, oh, fuck, I hope I get the conk. I hope I get the ass. See, look, I like how you try to turn this around, man. This sounds like a party and a half.

Well, Ricky's getting tased. That would be something fun to do. That might be fun, Ricky. I'll do it, but you have to provide a meal. All right. Because I can't cook right now. All right, I'll take you. Where do you want to eat?

Make you these? Let's just make him a grilled cheese sandwich. All right, I'll make them grilled cheese with bacon. Some Kraft dinner. Okay. I got a new pack of bacon. I'm gonna fuck that bacon up, too. Then we're gonna tase your nuts and your ass.

Maybe we shouldn't do that today. We don't have a taser, but you know what we have? I've got an extension cord, and I accidentally cut the end of it, so if I just took the two wires and stuck them on his balls. Perfect. Take 110 to the balls, Ricky? You can do it, man. It wouldn't be the first fucking time.

No, I know. You've electrocuted your balls several times. My cocksucker electrocuted my cock at the fence. Remember the time you got your balls stuck in the toaster? No. Did I? Yeah. balls stuck in the toaster? No. Did I? Yeah. What was I trying to do? I don't know.

I came in your trailer and you were up on the counter and you're like, bottles, help me! But it was the kind of toaster where you press it down and things come up and kind of lock it in? Yeah. That's what happened. And you were up on the counter, right up on the counter, naked, with your balls clamped in the toaster part and you had no memory of how you got up there it was probably just one of those games you play sometimes of will it fit in there or won't it it's fucked i don't know ricky because you were

up on the counter you would think if you were going to play that game you might just unplug the toaster and take it somewhere you were on the counter it was like you the smell when you walked in, was that smell? It makes me want to puke. Oh, I know. I could have been... You know what?

I think it's coming back to me is when I passed out in the snow with my pants down and my balls froze and I was trying to unthaw them. That's what it was. You put your nuts in a fucking toaster.

I thought I'll put my balls in a toaster. See, that's not... That's not... You should not drink by yourself, man. I wasn't thinking probably straightly. Here's an idea. I wasn't thinking probably straightly.

Here's an idea. Why don't I sit over next to the heater and just let these things thaw out at a normal rate? Even a blow dryer or something. A blow dryer would have been a good idea, but you know what they say. What? I forget.

It's something about rear sighting closer. What? Hindsight is 20-20? Yes. Boom. Hindsight is 20-20. That's not... Deck balls.

That doesn't really fit that scenario where you jam your balls in a toaster to thaw them out, but anyway. Okay, boys. I'm going to make grilled cheeses for everybody. All right. I'm going to get the cooler going. I say we start drinking.

We can't let him drink by himself ever again. So as your friend... And, Ricky, no offense, but I'm taking the sucker machine away from you. Yeah. You can't be passing out with that thing. And toaster. I was telling you, I was just adjusting a couple of the speed things. No, no, you had it put right on your bird for gratification purposes, I believe.

Big time. They didn't film any of that, did they? Ricky, we came in and the cameras were rolling. You were out cold. They could have filmed, I don't know, they could have filmed 20 minutes of that. They could have filmed you hooking the thing up. Make sure that they don't show any of that. If it did happen.

I better go check with them and make sure they don't see any of that footage. All right, I'm the fuck out of here. Okay, wait. All right, I'll be back with a cooler, lots of booze. We'll see you in 2017? Yeah. Yeah, get drunk tonight. 2017, happy new year, get fucking right out of here.

But drugs, hey, be responsible, don't take the drug like Julian. Don't wear shirts like this for New Year's or ever. They should not sell shirts like this to anyone. That's a nice thing to say, I wear shirts like this to anyone. That's a nice thing to say. I wear shirts like that every day. Fyra! Nå er det en av de fleste stående kålen. 1,5 kg of pork belly Thanks for watching!