Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 79 - Plane Crashes & Penises

Episode Date: February 6, 2017

The Boys are so baked for this one, they think it’s episode 80, not 79. Between giggle fits (which can be solved by breaking things), the Boys discuss “The Day the Music Died,” eyeball licking, and they dust off the buzzers for a quick game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy!    

When did you guys want to start? Just let me know. I'll be sitting here. Talk to the hand, Ricky. Hey, hand. What's up, boys? I'm taking care of some business. How you doing? Talk to the hand. What's up? Because the face ain't listening.

That's pretty fucking rude. I'm just care of some business. How you doing? Cock to the hand. What's up? Because the bass ain't listening. That's pretty fucking rude. I'm just teasing you. All right. What are you doing? Hey, look who's busy on his fucking. Taking care of some business. Oh yeah, taking care of business.

Who's the lucky fella? Fuck off. It's Randy, he's painting my fucking living room for free. All right, what's going on fuckers? Welcome to the, uh... What does he call it? Podcast? Uh, episode...

Julian? 80, I believe, isn't it? No, it can't be. Do you already do it? No, you do it. Hey, what's going on, fuckers? It's the official Trailer Park Boys podcast. Coming at you right now.

This is episode number 80. 80. We did this 80 fucking times. February. I'm going to start saying it right from now on. February 3. You don't have to say it like that. February.

Did anything fucking good happen on February 3? What's written down here? Ah, fuck. Something horrible happened. Did anything fucking good happen on February 3? What's written down here? Ah, fuck, something horrible happened. I know what you're gonna say. Yeah, I know what happened. Fuck! 1959, buddy, Hawley plane crash.

What a shitty day. What a fucking shame. Yeah, that was a big fuck up. Richie Valentino too, wasn't it? Richie Valens, yeah. And the Big Bopper. Fuck. Big Bopper.

Why the fuck did they have to? The day the music died. Hey, that's Ron McLean. No, Ricky, it's not Ron McLean. American, uh, Bye Bye American Pie. Yeah. Ron McLean's the guy on Hockey Night in Canada. That's not his song.

Yes it is, isn't it? No it isn't. I thought fucking, didn't Cherry sing some of the, Don Cherry sing some of the backup vocals? What are you talking about? Bye Bye Miss American Pie. You thought that was Ron McClain from Hockey Night in Canada? Yes, I thought that's why he was famous and he was on fucking Hockey Night in Canada.

No, it's Don McLean's song. It's a totally different fella. Are they related? No. Why would I think that? I think the old man told me that. Why would you think fucking Don Cherry would have been singing backup?

Well, if Ron's gonna do the song, they're kind of like a duo. It makes sense. And when you listen to the song, it sounds like fucking both of them. You thought Don Cherry and Ron McLean sang American Pie. Why would they sing a song?

They would have sang Canadian Pie if they were going to do a song. No, no. That's what the song means a bunch of shit, right? I know the song. They came to Canada to be on Hockney and Canister, like, buy, buy American Pie, buy, buy my American paycheck. That's what you thought the song was about? Don Jerry and Ron McClain saying bye to their American paycheck?

Yeah, they drove their Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry. I mean, they tried to get some work, they couldn't get any work, so they fucking came to Canada, and now they're hockey experts. Are you listening to this? Ricky, you've got to think more before you talk. You can listen to that song. Every fucking lyric makes sense as if it was Ron McLean and Don't You Hear Me. No, it makes, it's about Buddy Holly. What do you mean?

The song's about the day the music died, the day Buddy Holly crashed his plane. Wasn't the song written before that though? No, Ricky, the song was written, so you thought the the song written before that, though? No, Ricky. The song was written. So you thought the song was written before 1959, but it was Ron McClain and Don Cherry. I fucked up, I guess. I guess.

You did fuck up. It was a horrible fuck up. All right. So the song is about Buddy Holly and the plane crash. Yes. The day the music died. Yes, it is right. That makes, it could make sense.

What's the first lyrics? How does it start? Bye-bye, Miss American Pudge. Oh, Michelle, you do love me, but the love you would die. Good old boys singing, wish me a bye. Singing, this will be the day that I die. This will be the day that I die. Do-do-do-do.

What's the first? If you wrote the book of hockey and love. That's not the lyrics. Helter skelter in the summer swelter, the birds flew off with the fallout shelter. That's talking about like helter skelter, the beetles and the birds. It's all about music. That's one of those tunes you don't know the lyrics now,

but you get a few drinks in you and you know, you throw that on cranking up. All I need is the first, if I can think of the first verse I can sing. But if you're drunk, you'd know it no problem, man. Well, my day is fucked now because of this. Everything I thought was one thing is totally not. So how's that gonna fuck up your day?

Because I've been thinking about it all day. Every time I listen to that song, I'm trying to picture what the fuck Ron McLean was singing about it. None of it makes fucking sense. You had the whole song figured out. No, that song's about Buddy Holly, Ricky, and the music dying. You could probably make the song about anything. I'm sick of it. Yeah?

Fucking February 3rd. Fuck you. A lot of musicians died in plane crashes. And who else is there? Well. Oh, look at this. Here's something. Stevie Ray Vaughan, helicopter crash.

Coldest recorded temperature in North America. Oldest reading. Yukon, Canada, minus 63 degrees Celsius. That's fucking cold. Minus 63 fucking Celsius? Yeah. Jesus. Yeah, that's cold. Didn't somebody else die in a fucking plane crash when they tried to buzz Ozzy's bus or some shit?

Yeah, that was Randy Rhodes. That was a fuck-up. Randy Rhodes died in a plane crash. Guess who got the last laugh on that one? Not him. Well, no. It's fucking horrific. Otis Redding, he died three days after he recorded

sitting on the dock of the bay. He didn't drown, did he? Yeah, he got killed in a plane crash, crashed into a lake. No, I thought he just has to be drowned because of the song, right? He fell off the dock. No, Ricky,. I thought, I just asked to be drowned because of the song. I fell off the dock. No, Ricky, you didn't fall off

the fucking dock. He wasn't actually on the dock when he recorded it. Could have been a live concert. On a dock. It'd be kind of cool

because then he's singing it. To the fish? Singing it live. Sitting on the dock of the bay. He'd be like, I've seen it live. Sitting on the dock of the bay. People are like... Boys, you guys are depressing. You're talking about people fucking dying in plane crashes and shit.

Legends. Yeah. Like, great fucking podcast. Stan Rogers. Here's another one, Stan Rogers. It wasn't a crash, but it was a fire. On this day, 15th Amendment was ratified. That's a fucking very good thing.

Ricky, what the fuck do you even know about amendments? Amendments mean good things are happening. That's why they get fucking amended. Well, that might be changing now, but it was... It meant good things were happening for a while. He knows nothing about politics and shit. 1994, a woman astronaut took control of the space shuttle Discovery. That's true.

Yes. First time ever that a female had operated a spaceship as a pilot. She flew the shit out of it, dude. Way to go. Fucking rights. She did an excellent job. Almost as good as... Born on this day.

...I would have done. Pink Floyd. No. Pretty Boy Floyd. Pretty Boy Floyd, the gangster. Yeah. Why was he called Pretty Boy? I don't know, but apparently he didn't like it.

You called him that and he'd shoot you right in the fucking face. Yeah, he didn't like being called pretty boy. Neither do you. Nobody likes being called a pretty boy. Well, it's kind of a compliment, isn't it? Pretty boy. Pretty boy Julian. No, see, it doesn't have a good ring to it.

That would piss me off as well. Ugly boy. Ugly boy Floyd. See, ugly boy Floyd would be... He probably would have liked that more. He would have liked that one. Shit Boy Floyd. See, Ugly Boy Floyd would be... He probably would have liked that more. He would have liked that one. Shitface Floyd. Old Shitty Teeth Floyd.

No, he's dead. Yeah, he was around back in the Al Capone days. My ears, I got something weird going on with my ear. Also born... Warwick Davis. Oh! He's a funny fella. Who is he?

Warwick Davis, he's the little guy, you know. The little fella that was in... What was he in? Oh, uh... He's on the Ricky Gervais thing, you know. Life's Too Short or whatever it's called. Was he on Game of Thrones? I never saw Game of Thrones.

I think he was in Willow. He's one of the little fellas. Willow, Willow, Willow. That was that movie, Willow. Yeah. Yeah, he's funny. I like him. It's kind of a weird name of that show he's in, though, isn't it?

Why? Life's Too Short? No, it's a play on words because he's a little person. That's what I mean, it's kind of... It's kind of mean, isn't it? No, Ricky, he probably named the fucking show that. It's to be funny. It's comedy. Okay. Well, then we'll laugh about it, won't we?

Mm-hmm. If you want to. How high are you guys? Very. I don't like getting this high because I just want to leave. Nathan Lane. He was from Birdcage. He was born today. Yeah. And Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods? NHL career lead... Oh no, not Tiger Woods. Tiger Williams. Tiger Williams, oh yeah!

Tiger Williams. He was a tough motherfucker. Yeah. Jesus, he was tough. Most penalty minutes ever, wasn't it? Of anybody? Yeah. Yeah. Tiger Williams. Remember when he came to town that year? That was a fucking messy night. I do remember. Ray suckered him at a bar. What was you thinking? I don't know, but Tiger beat the piss out of your dad. Fuck did he ever. Remember all of Ray's teeth were bent back in at about 45 degrees? Fuck, he got hit many times.

I'm surprised he didn't lose any. What did he do? Ray just put a fucking wrench in, an adjustable, and he pried them back out. He straightened them out. And put like a board in his mouth and kind of tied his head up or something? No, his teeth were banked in and Ray I remember Ray pried them straight

in the back I remember him having a board in his mouth to keep them in there and he had a fucking rope tied around his head to keep it locked

into place I think it was styrofoam he was letting everything heal I think I don't remember that I just remember him

bending his teeth back out with a wrench they were never the same color after that I do remember they were kind of dead I think Ricky I think all the roots got snapped him bending his teeth back out with a wrench. They were never the same color after that, I do remember. They were kind of dead, I think, Ricky.

I think all the roots got snapped and then they were just dead chicklets. They can't be dead or they'd fall out. I bet you he glued them in there. Do you want chocolate? Did those come out of your wrist purse, Ricky? It's a fucking... It's not a purse. They're awfully warm.

It's a satchel. Why would you carry around chocolates in your little wrist purse, man? That's disgusting. It's to fucking in case you need a bit of energy. Chocolate doesn't give while it does, but only temporarily, and then you have a big sugar crash. You need another one, right?

Well, you can't just keep chasing the fucking... Sugar dragon? Sugar dragon, Ricky. All right, is that it? You need another one, right? Well, you can't just keep chasing the fucking... Sugar dragon? Sugar dragon, Ricky. Alright, is that it? We're done? No, we're just getting rolling here. It was fucking pretty lame this week. Because of Julian.

I can't help it. I feel like I'm gonna fucking pass out at any second now because of that shit we smoked. Like seriously, do you ever have that happen? Yeah. Well, we could have an act. Just like falling over? You want to just continue on your own? I'm not doing this on my own. No, I'm still good, okay?

I'm just not going to be... I thought maybe we could... That quick today. ...play Jeopardy again. Haven't played it in a while. You could if you want to. It's because of what he gave me. Do you have anything to talk about?

It was honey oil, man. Just ride the wave. Pretend you're surfing on fucking... I don't know. You're just surfing. Milk and honey oil. All right, do you guys want to hear... Don't fucking start the milk and honey shit.

I still haven't figured that out yet. Ricky's all... I'm going to get to the bottom of it. Milk and honey, it just freaks him right out. He can't figure it out. I've got to make a note. What does your note say? Knock.

Honey. Find out. What are you trying to find out? What's he talking about? Why are they saying knock and honey? What that means. Oh, my fucker. And I'm gonna get the world learnt about it.

Uh, I don't have much for today, but a couple things jumped out at me. This poor fucker, Lawrence Ripple, Ripple, 70 years old, so fucking fed up with his wife and pissed off. He's like, fuck this shit.

I'm going to go rob a bank so I can get the fuck away from her. So he went in and robbed a bank and waited for the cops to come. I asked him why he did it, he said, "'Cause I had to get the fuck away from my wife. I'd rather be in jail." That's a way of doing it. That's a good way of getting away.

That's fucked. But you... Okay, how long would you get for robbing a bank? 20 years, I think you got. 20 fucking years. See, that's a fuck up. Especially when you're starting at 70. That's not a great gig. She must have been a really annoying lady.

Why didn't he just leave? That's the problem. Maybe he couldn't. Maybe, obviously, he couldn't. Maybe she was following him. Stalking him, nagging at him. No, so he was scared of her. Maybe, maybe.

Good for him. Hopefully he's at a good jail with lots of stuff to do and liquor. That sounds like something you would do, Ricky. I don't know if I'd go that far, but yeah, maybe. And I was also reading about Roberto Cabrera. He's from Mexico. Guess what his claim to fame is? And you're gonna be jealous.

What? Something to do with his wiener, I'm sure. World's largest penis. Where is he from? Mexico. Why do you care where he's from? You gonna try to go see him? I was just trying to make conversation. Gonna go... What's his address?

I didn't say that. You got his email? Cell number? Maybe I could text him. Take a guess. How big it is? Jesus, I don't know. Biggest one in the world. Now he's pretending like he doesn't care. Look at him. I don't care.

Take a guess, Julie. I would say 16 inches. That's a big penis. 18.9 inches. Jesus Christ. That is a big penis. 18.9 inches. Jesus Christ. Jeez, that is a big, that is a big unit. He had a porn offer from, I think it's YouPorn, one of them. They want to get him in a little scene with a couple of female doctors and see what happens.

Is that 18 inches, you know? I'm assuming that's rock hard. My God. That's too much, I would think. You'd have to have... That would get in the way. John Dillinger had a bigger bird than that. No, obviously not. He's the biggest man alive, maybe. 18.9, bud.

John Dillinger, I believe, was like 20. Jesus. 20. 20-incher. What the fuck? So he said he wants to be a porn star. Well, why wouldn't you? John Dillinger, I believe, was like 20. Jesus. 20. 20-incher. What the fuck? So he said he wants to be a porn star. Well, why wouldn't you?

I think he's pretty old, too. He doesn't got the biggest one. We talked about the guy with the biggest one that was trying to petition the government to get disability because he couldn't even kneel in church. Yeah, but that was like a deformed penis, wasn't it? This is like a real fucking hog. What's the difference? Can we talk about something else other than plain crevices?

Why, are you too excited? No, it's just like a lot of better things we've been talking about. Well, the doctor's offered to reduce the size of it because he's having trouble with his sex life, obviously, and he gets a lot of urinary infection tracks. Well, you'd have to take a Q-tip like a fucking musket and just ram it in there and clean her out, man. Anyway, he refuses surgery.

He's not draining that thing. No, you're not fucking reducing this thing. He didn't want to reduce, did he? Nope, he's fucking proud of every inch. Oh, Jesus. Jerry Hamlich, why would you wear pants? Just fucking no pants ever. Walk around naked.

Yeah, that's right. Take a look. You'd just walk around, would you? Fucking right I would. Swing in a mallet. Yep. How you doing, ladies? Hey, boys.

Yeah, it's real. Fuck, that'd be cool. You're so fucked, man. How big is that, 18 inches? We don't like, who cares, bubs? No, I'm just trying to visualize what, you know, what is that, like that? Yeah. That's quite a thing, boys.

It's one and a half feet, bud. Yeah. People would be terrified of that thing. What would you do with it, bubs? I'd become a baseball player. And actually use it as the bat. I would sell tickets. I wouldn't fucking pay to see that. It wouldn't really be family friendly, though.

Oh. No, let's say borderline. That's basically porn. So you would get into porn. It wouldn't really be family friendly though. Oh. No, let's stay borderline. That's basically porn, so you would get into porn. I might become a porn star if I had a wiener. You'd have to, Jesus. Well, you wouldn't have to. I know, but, oh, come in.

Boys, don't get this going man would you fuck off no don't just wait me ah fuck for what he's pretty no man all right let's talk about something else other than the gogs What? He's pretty, no man. All right, let's talk about something else other than the cocks and fucking planes. Wait, Ricky, what are you laughing at? I have no idea. Yeah, you, fuck. I don't know what he's laughing at.

I love when he gets on these. I'm on the same thing. No, but I get on these laugh effects and he doesn't know what he's laughing at and that makes him laugh. He finds it funny. There. So there's this new Japanese gym, okay?

If you ever get a laugh effect, break something. And then you're so pissed off that you broke it and you stop laughing. Go. Japanese gym, okay? You can work out with a cute maid. Check that out. Cute maid spotting the guy. Bench press.

That's a wicked fucking idea. What if you're, yeah, but. Yeah, but what if you drop. How much did she bench? What if you drop 400 pounds on your chest? What's she going to do? Lick it off of you? Lick it off of you?

Why would she lick the bar off of you, man? How is she going to do that? What else is she going to do? She's not going to lift it off you. She's spot you, man. How is she going to do that? What else is she going to do? She's not going to lift it off you. She's spotting, man. She doesn't need to lift the whole thing. You just got to, I don't know. Who cares? You're being spotted by a beautiful woman.

I want a big muscular woman there, not some petite little whatever. What country was it? She's kind of small. This guy's not really lifting that much weight, actually. All right, it's just a fun thing to do. Prepared to you. Well, that was exciting. How much can you bench, Julian?

I don't fucking know. How many plates? Is that the lingo they use at the gym? Yeah, it's the plates, man. They call them cookies sometimes. Oh, cookies. There are cookies on there. It's all's the plates, man. They call them cookies sometimes. Oh, cookies. There are cookies on there. It's all about the plates, about the plates, about the plates.

That's not the word, Rick. No cookies. All right, just... No, don't. No, man, it's not... Just let him go in a laugh and then... Because... No, it'll come over this way and him go in a laugh and then... Because... No, it'll... It'll come over this way and then all of a sudden...

Alright, we're done. No, we're not. I can't break something else. Okay, this German designer, he creates a controversial anti-sexual assault underwear. Check that shit. Anti-assault? Nobody's getting into that. Anti-sexual assault underwear.

That's the shit right there. You feel safe with those things on. What is it? I don't fucking know. It looks like it's... ...peer-runner with padding and shit. And there's a lock on it so you can't break into it. Oh, give me a fucking break.

And that is one... That is a gigantic camel toe. It gives you a good big-sized camel toe as well. So it's underwear that lock on you. Yeah. What the fuck is the point of that? So that nobody can get at your parts. Why would you want that? Julian.

No, I'm just saying that. I'm just showing you this is now out in Germany. Your parts are two of these things? But you're looking at them on Amazon. You ordered them, didn't you? I didn't. That's not Amazon. Two pairs in the cart.

Look at that. Excuse me. Yeah. He ordered two pairs? No, I didn't. I can't order anything from fucking Amazon. I don't have a credit card. Purchase so fucking perfect and crisp that you don't want anyone to ever see them or touch them?

The what? What the fuck are you going on about? What did you say? Jesus, man. I'm talking about your parts being so perfect and crisp. Whose parts? Yours. You think I've got perfect parts, man?

They're crisp like an atalantic. Ah, fuck. Ah, fuck. Oh, fuck. All right, I'm back. Oh, Ricky, you smashed the buzzer. I know, but it made me stop laughing. Look, it doesn't work now. I can fix it.

Does the blue one work? Oh, man, it is. Hello. How are you, bud? Does that work? Oh, man, it is. Hello. How are you, bud? Does that work? Ah, fuck! Okay, you got to stop with those noises, boys. All right, what are we doing?

Don't know. Are we playing a game? Are we leaving? I think we should play a round of Jeopardy. Do you have anything interesting to talk about or just shit? Ah, there's just this other place in Pakistan, the guy fucking... Gives his haircut, he lights your hair on fire. Nice hairdo.

He what? You go in there, sit down, he fucking lights your head on fire. Your hair is now done. It's burnt off. Come on, that's not real. Burns your fucking hair off. Everybody's watching him. Would not do that.

All right, let's play Jeopardy. I just need a trim right here. I heard about a woman that licks your eyeballs and she can cure some things by doing it. Who? She, uh... Somebody licks your eyeballs? Yeah, it's not really. She opens your eyelids and she licks your eyeballs.

And then I guess it can cure some things. No, Ricky. That's called a crazy person. A horny crazy person. Look it up on your magic box. A woman licks eyeballs. Look it up. A woman who licks eyeballs.

It might be there. It might not. Licks. It might be there or Ricky might have made it up in his own head. I might have got it dreamt. Hey, something's coming up here. I might have got it dreamt. Hey, something's coming up here. I might have got it dreamt. Yeah.

There he is. Yeah. All right, it wasn't I'd get dreamt. Bosnian woman, she licks eyeballs. What does she cure? It's an eyeball lickings craze in Japan right now. People are fucking into it. What isn't a fucking craze in Japan? Everything's a craze in Japan right now. People are fucking into it. What isn't a fucking craze in Japan?

Everything's a craze in Japan. Buying fucking dirty underwear out of fucking vending machines. What? They do that in Japan. They've got vending machines. You can buy ladies underwear. Worn. Worn.

Used underwear in vending machines. I've seen it. Okay, yeah, that's... Do you think they're real? I don't know. Or is it just underwear with something sprayed on them? Smells like things. I don't know, Ricky.

Well, you can't imagine a factory where there are a bunch of women standing around, they put on some underwear, read a little half book, take them off, ship them out, new underwear, go on. So what do you think, how would you, production, how would you do it? Fake. Fake? Something that smells like a woman, spray.

Next one, spray. See how fast it's moving out of the factory now? But where do you get that spray? What is that? You'd have to get a scientist to make up a magic potion. Might take some time to get that part right. Boys, what the fuck is going on with these people? What?

For shits and giggles, they're trying to lick each other's eyeballs. Like, why the fuck would you do that? Let's see what it feels like. Julian, come and lick my eyeball. I am not tonguing your eyes, man. They're all fucking, they're all cranked up. Let me lick yours. Fuck, they're like, trying to lick, they're licking each other's eyes.

They're all cranked up on pills. People are fucked. It all started from this old fucking Bosnian woman who was licking people's eyes. She got everybody going on to her. It's a big kick now. Wow. Wow, maybe she'd get people licking other kinds of balls. Get it?

Yeah, get it, man. All right, one question. If I get it right, we move on. If I don't, show's over. You mean one Jeopardy question? Take your pick. All right, here's the categories. U.S.

Oh, it's working again. Uh-oh. Just use the blue one, Frankie. All right. U.S. U.S. cities, Disney World, saints, musical instruments, ad lines, or two-letter words. Two-letter words?

Is that your pick? Well, that can't be hard. It's only two letters, right? Right. Two letter words. Let's go for it. Two letter words for 100. The answer is... Come on, baby.

This word can precede fly a kite for bro... What is go? Who is go? What is go? Ricky from go? What is go? Ricky for 100 Okay, well keep playing Go Ricky beat you

No, that was an easy one Fair, well, barely he beat ya Alright, let's go for another one Two letter words for 200 Go fly a kite, it's such a lame thing to say The manufacturing cities of Turin, Milan. Hold on, what's the category? Two-letter words.

For 200. What the fuck is wrong with you? Okay, I zoned out there for a second. Are you all right? What was I saying? Two-letter words. Okay, yes. For 200.

The manufacturing cities of Turin, Milan, and Brescia lie in this Italian river's valley. Not quite so easy, is it? It's not. Two letters? It's harder than the first one. Thank you for 200. No, it's Spanish. What? Could Spanish. What?

Could be. What is C? No, that is wrong. C, senor. Mm-hmm. Let's see here. I'll give you a hint. Well, you can't even think of one.

All right, game over. No, one more, one more. It's a fucking, yeah, go on to even think of one. All right, game over. No, one more, one more. It's a fucking, yeah, go on something else, man. Okay, give me a different. Way too fucked for this shit. P-O, Paul. Poe? Poe.

Fuck Poe. Okay, another category, musical instruments for 100. Oh, okay, sorry, I thought that was the question. What was the answer going to be? Just name an instrument? No? Just name one. What is the guitar?

If you get this right, I'm going to laugh. This is for musical instruments? The French one of these is descended from a hunting one. Julian, for 100. It was a horn. Oh, fuck. Yeah? Horn.

Julian ties the game. It is a tie game. Here, you can use that one. Yeah, that's why I didn't get the fucking first one. I was going to say violin. A French violin. Yeah. Those French violins. You would have been wrong. Yeah. Those French violins.

You would have been wrong. Okay. Musical instruments for 200? For fuck's sakes. Well pick another category. Actually, do you want to pick a category? Disney World. Disney World for? 100.

100. During the 20th anniversary celebration, he gave out his Points of Light Award. Points of Light Award? Ricky! Who's Walt Disney? Jesus. Incorrect. Fuck!

It's got to be someone like Mickey Mouse. Who's Mickey Mouse? No. Close. President Bush. President Bush. President Bush? Yup. Well, yeah, that was a great one. Why would we know something like that? Ad lines for 100. Products made by this company are mm-mm good. Mm-mm good? Oh, fuck, what a...

Mm-mm, good. Oh, fuck, what, uh... Mm-mm, good. What? It's the category's... I can, I can... ...adlines and their slogan is, Mm-mm, good. Oh, man. Ricky, for 100!

Who are the M&Ms? Mm-mm. Mm-mm. What is Kentucky Fried Chicken? No. No, that's finger licking good. Mm-mm, good? Mm-mm, good.

Fuck, I know this one. You should be able to get it, boys. You've had it many times. What kind of food is it? Well, as soon as I say the kind of food, you're going to get it. That's it. You ready? I'll tell you what you do with the food.

You slurp it. Slurp it. It's a slurping food. Good. Cup of soup. What is cup of soup? Soup. You slurp it.

Close. What is 7-Eleven? What is a fucking slurping? What is a fucking... Julian was very close with cup of soup. What is the hot chocolate? What is Campbell's soup? Ricky got it!

No, no, I said soup! You said cup of soup! It is... Different company! No, man. It's a different company. Campbell's doesn't make cup of soup. Cup of soup makes cup of soup.

Campbell's soup, mm-mm, good. That's been their slogan since the fucking 40s. Holy fuck. Ricky won. Ricky won Jeopardy. Kimball Soup, mm-mm, good. That's been their slogan since the fucking 40s. Ricky won. Ricky won Jeopardy. This is a proud day for me. It started as a shitty day because I found out Ron McClain didn't write that song. Now it's a good day because I am a champion.

Hey, you know, if we play this again, fix the fucking buzzers, man. This is why I didn't get the first one. No, you didn't even hit the first buzzer. Yes, I did, that green one. Seems to work fine. Oh, yeah. See, you had to move it. No, it's working.

Yeah. All right, I'm going. Where are you going? Away from you fucking guys. Today's episode has been brought to you by the letter J and the number six. And the merch. Soap.

The merch store. Yeah, what is it? Go to trailerparkboys.com and go to fucking the merch store. Trailerparkboysmerch.com, I think it's called. Whatever it is. Hey guys. Buy us something. All kinds of shit there.

You guys want to get drunk? Yes. Let's go get drunk. All right. Why do you have to get up? Why can't we just say bye while you're sitting? All right, goodbye. Cheers.

Let's go. Are we saying bye as well?