Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 8 - Banging in the Produce Section

Episode Date: July 19, 2021

Ricky's looking super bling in his new gear, and is ready to pick up ladies at the grocery store! But should he hang out by the veggies, or the chip dips? The Boys also discuss Big Jake the big horse, liquor ice-cream, and the weirdest f**king place names in the US. Also: Greasy goings-on down at the Legion!

I'm fucking almost ready to panic here, Ricky. What the fuck was that I ate? Just a little omelette. And there wasn't much in it other than the butter. You know what? Fuck it. Just go with it, Bubz. I know, but... I'm totally happy right now. I even pecked through it to make sure there was no weed flakes in it. And there's butter. Come on.

Oh yeah. I don't have normal butter, man. Mental note, bring your own butter to Ricky's house. Keep it in a sealed dish. Or just have fun and use my butter. Just have fun, bubs. Fuck it. It's Friday, man. I'm feeling a little overdressed today.

Why are you all geared up? I got a new suit sent to me from a fan in Quebec. Look at that. Oh, yeah. That's sharp, Ricky. You should make a music video. I should. I don't know what it would be.

No, we still gotta finish Looly Looly Looly Checkin'. We could do a video for that. How's the frogger going? Fuck, man. What's on the back of it? This is the best- Ah, I just fucked up. Missed this game, boys.

Oh my god, Ricky. That's gorgeous. Not bad, huh? Where'd you get that? It says fuck off in shiny letters. Yeah. Who the fuck got you that, man? It was sent to me.

Sent to the... Some awesome fan. Sent to the Swearin' Act, you know, the people there, the building? That's fucking, that's, you know what, that is nice. I don't know if you're going to pick up any chicks wearing something like that, but... Well, there's only one way to find out. What's that? We should go out after this.

Go where? I wish they'd send me one. Where the fuck are the ladies hanging out right now? Down at the Foodland. Foodland? Grocery store? Yes. We go down to Foodland.

The three of us could've walked through the grocery store trying to pick up chips. If you go to Foodland and hang out by the celery and the parsley and whatnot and just, you know, there's all these nice ladies that go by and you say hi, man. They're mostly married, man. What about the Legion? Oh, the Legion at fucking, you know, 10 in the morning. If you want to pick up someone who's like 60 or 70, you go to the Legion. Who's been there since last night.

Who has done that many times. I haven't done that. You have. I don't pick up ladies at the Legion. I dance with lots of ladies at the Legion. Have you ever done anything with a lady in the bathroom at the Legion? No, sir. Come on.

No, I dance. I do the two-step. And I do the cha-cha-cha, whatever it's called. What about that fucking, the one that she's like 62, 63, she does the aerobics, she kinda looks like Jane Fonda. She's not a bad looking... She's like, she's been into the bathroom a few times doing some stuff. She only looks like she's about 50, 52. Not with me. I would. But no. Whatever.

Don't do that. I don't do greasy stuff in the bathroom at the Legion. I'm not Julian. So you're gonna do some greasy stuff in the fucking food land? Today? No, I don't mean to go down and get banged in the food land. Jesus, Murphy, I was just talking about meeting somebody. Where do you think the best section in a grocery store would be to meet somebody?

Around the chip dip? Oh, man. Why would you pick the chip dip, Ricky? Because then you know you have something in common. There's an obvious answer to this, but keep going. Where do you think, Buzz? Oh, I think the best place is in the produce section because it's nice and open. You know, you're not jammed into an aisle and fucking could possibly knock over.

You're going to fucking bang some chick, like, in the produce section. I'm not talking about banging. Just meeting somebody. Well, I'm talking about banging. Banging in the store? Yeah, in the bathroom. Obviously, you go to the fucking bathroom. I'm talking about meeting somebody. Hi there. How are you? What's your name? I'm talking about banging somebody in the store? Yeah, in the bathroom. Obviously, you go in the fucking bathroom. I'm talking about meeting somebody.

Hi there. How are you? What's your name? I'm talking about banging somebody in the fucking food lane. I'm not going to set somebody right up in the meat counter and start going at it. Although, it would be kind of cool. The seafood department. Right up on a flounder.

Right in the lobster tank. Go for a swim in the lo- What the fuck is going on with these things? Go for a swim in the lo- What the fuck is going on with these things? Go for a swim in the lobster tank. If you did have to bang in the store, Ricky, where would you do it? Like- Why did you pick chip dip? I like chip dip a lot.

The chip dip said, like- Why would- I can't even fucking visualize that. What are you, like, taking the chip dip and emptying the moat and getting like a nice chip tip fucking platform This is before Tom obeying and I'm not gonna bang a girly on the chip dip fucking shelf Seafood section you get a bunch of fish put them down Smoshy use them as cushions? They're frozen though.

Yeah, no not at all. You don't want a frozen mackerel up your ass. Well they do thaw out. And you don't put them. The produce section might be best. Then you could get some fruit at your disposal. Little fruit trays, fruit dip. That'd be romantic.

That'd be the romantic section. Grapes. Yeah. Grapes, strawberries. Veal grapes, cucumbers. What would you do with those? Slice them up. Oh, okay. Or?

Have a nice, put them in some water. Have a nice- You could use them as well. As part of the act. Well, yeah, you could use them, I suppose. Break down a cucumber. Are they pre-washed? The organic ones are.

Expensive though. You know what? Fuck that. You just take the stickers off the organic. Just take them off. It's so stupid. It's easy to rip off the picture. Are we on the thing right now? Oh yeah. Welcome to the Perk After the Dark. Perk After Dark! What was I talking about? Banging women at the fucking prodges department.

It is July the 16th. It's the 16th. I can't believe how fast everything's going. I can't. Everything's going too fast. Alright, we gotta raise a glass to Big Jake. Big Jake? R.I.P. buddy. Gonna miss ya. Big Jake?

Who's Big Jake, Griffin? Who the fuck is Big Jake? The world's tallest horse. Fucking died, man. You lived a good life, Big Jake. Cheers, bud. I gotta get drunk. What happened to Big Jake? He was just old, I guess.

But he was fucking sad. Was he a Clydesdale? No, he was a Belgian. Belgian guy. How much money did he make? Belgian lawful horse. He was six foot ten. How much money did he make?

Six foot ten? Six foot fucking ten? That's bigger horses than that. Belgian lawful horse. He was 6'10". How much money did he make? 6'10"? 6'10"? That's bigger horses than that. I don't know if 6'10 is a fucking big dog. Not really. He looked like a fucking giraffe almost, man. 6'10"? 6'10"?

7 feet almost. That's just to his place where you sit on him. Oh, I thought you meant to the top of his head. I was going to say that's not that big of a horse, boys. He's 2,500 pounds. Oh, I thought you meant to the top of his head I was gonna say that's not that big of a horse boys. It's 2,500 pounds. Oh to his back. That's different Yes, that's for him, but you you know what they do the hands you go by hands, right? Isn't that the fuck? No, that's measuring their cocks Alright you like the nine handers no, man No, isn't that fucking a hand high?

Like, hit so many hands high. I don't... That's what the English do. Six foot ten to his back? He's a tall horse. Yeah, because with his head, then, you know, you're talking. He's... Oh, he'd be poking out of his trailer.

Oh, then he's... Yeah, he'd be ten... Seven-something. No, no. You think, if he's six foot to his back, his neck and head's got to be that long. So he's a ten-footer. He was 240 pounds at birth. It's a big horse.

See, I have no reference. Well, it's 100 pounds heavier than a normal Belgian fool. How many pounds was this fucker? 2,500. Holy fuck, that's a big horse, man. Five Julians. They're usually like, a normal horse is what? Normal horse is like a thousand pounds.

He's like 10 Julians. He's 10 Julians big. That's a heavy horse. 10 Julians. It'd be hard to climb up on. Oh, you'd need a stepladder. Instead of, like, one thing to put your foot in on the saddle, you'd need, like, a little ladder. Yeah.

Little stirrups. Little rope ladder that comes down. Stirrup ladder. Unwinds from the side and you get off. Then you pull the ladder in. Or the anchor. Is there an anchor? There's no anchor on a horse.

There's no anchor on a fucking horse. What am I talking about? They tie them up, man. Think about it. I was thinking you had an anchor that you threw down. That's a good idea. Horse anchors. No, man.

He's lugging the fucking thing around, obviously, if you've got an anchor. It's not going to do anything. Why did I think you anchored, drew an anchor off a horse? Because you fucking, what, you ate those eggs or whatever the fuck you ate. Although, the horse would probably rip the anchor right out of the ground. Totally, man. Depends on what type of anchor it is. If it's one of those ones that, you know, the harder you pull it, the deeper it goes.

Oh, yeah. Pivot anchor or whatever the fuck it's called. There's not fucking anchors on horses, Bubbs. If it was a mushroom anchor, he would just drag that right along the ground. Yeah. A mushroom anchor? Yeah, you know, a horse can plow a field.

One that looks like a mushroom, it's just like a bell? It'd be a fucking hell of an anchor. Oh, I mean, a big ship anchor, he wouldn't be going anywhere. Big battleship anchor? I don't know. You're going off, man, into a weird place. Yeah.

That's a fucking huge anchor. A lot of oars. I'm going to clean my trailer after we're done here. I was reading about this guy in Florida. He cleaned his house on the weekend. Found a million dollar lottery ticket. Jesus, Murphy. I've never bought a lottery ticket, but there could be one in here.

All right, do those things, do they have an expiry date on them? Yes, they do. Do they? In Canada, they do. One year. Are you fucking kidding me? Lotto 649 has a one year. Oh, man, would it ever suck to find out?

Imagine it was like 367 days and you found a $2 million ticket. Oh, that would be the end of you. Well, if you had a fucking lottery ticket, it's most likely stolen anyway. There'd be an investigation and you'd end up in jail. Unless somebody signed it, there's no way to fucking prove it. In Canada, when you buy your lotto tickets, I buy the 649s. There's a place to sign it right at the bottom. And then once you do that, baby, nobody can get it from you.

You sign it? You sign your name just like you sign in a check. I've never heard of that before man no you buy the ticket and it spits it out of the machine and there's your numbers and then it's got a place at the bottom i've never seen this before are you serious yes there's an x with a line you sign your name on it and then if you lose it or somebody steals it they can't go in and cash it because they want to see their fucking id they want to see their signature ID. They want to see their signature. Swear to God. I learned something new today, man. This is good.

It's new. It's like new a couple years old or whatever. Well, that's because fucking people are getting scammed big time. They go in and get their tickets checked and the guy's like, nope, no winner here. Right. Then the fucking store owners. There was a lot of store owners that won the lottery. We should open up a store just to do this because you can't now.

Now you make these weird sounds when you check your tickets. And you get your ticket and they check it on the machine. You don't just, you know. Fucking technology, man. And the machine goes ding, ding, ding or whatever. There was one store owner in Ontario that won the lottery like three times. That's pushing it. Oh, he's fucking standing.

Maybe twice over ten years, but. He's stealing them. Did somebody win the lotto, Max, there a couple weeks ago? She was 70 million or something. Was it really? 70 million. I spent all my whole week's money on tickets and never won a fucking lottery. You know who fucking just won the lottery?

70 million to buy a lot of guns. Hold, boys. What? There's a guy here. He invented a machine that turns beer and fucking liquor into soft serve ice cream. Get the fuck out of here. Are you kidding me? That's like, that's the perfect invention.

No, it isn't. What do you mean it isn't? It would be better if it could turn soft serve ice cream into liquor. Will Rogers has got a good fucking name too. Will Rogers. If he could turn soft serve ice cream into liquor, then he's got an invention. Stop. Hold the fuck on here.

He's got a special way of freezing booze, boys. Yeah, but what the fuck does it taste like? Beer? Ice cream. Beer flavored ice cream? Just a sec. Would you, if I said, hey Julian, there's a fucking 40 ounce or a vodka for you, you're never going to take that and turn it into fucking ice cream.

Listen, I'm talking about those people that are just starting to drink, that try to fucking drink, but they can't. They end up getting sick. For people that are just starting out, it's the perfect fuck. See? If that was ice cream, he wouldn't have choked on that. You all right, Ricky? Oh, God.

I went down the wrong way. Down the wrong, right in, God. I went down the wrong way. Down the wrong... Right in your lung. I hate that. They found a freezing point. You're gonna have lecker lung all day now. They found a freezing point for alcohol, man, in this machine. What the fuck is that?

Oh, it sounds like the compressor's going in your fridge. God damn it. Unplug it, Ricky. Unplug it. The compressor's fucking... Just unplug it. Unplug it. The compressor's fucking... Just unplug it. That's no fun.

Who's tougher, the fridge or the... The compressor's gonna go and now it's gonna fucking... Shh! It's good, man. It's not the compressor. It is the compressor. Fucking tell me what fucking compressor to do. You're going to have to steal a fridge today, I guess. Yeah. We can steal you a fridge, no problem, bud.

I'm not sure about the liquor ice cream thing, man. That's a weird one. What would a possessor even want to do that? It takes 30 minutes for beer to go to a fucking ice cream farm. But higher for alcohol. Yeah, but then it's like vodka ice cream. You're going to eat it and cream form. But higher for alcohol. Yeah, but then it's like vodka ice cream. You're going to eat it and get sick because you're mixing it.

Is it just frozen beer? What do you add to it? I don't fucking know, man. Too many questions here. You know, the thing costs about six grand to buy, which isn't that much. He invented a machine. It's basically called a freezer.

It's a fucking... It's like having Italian ice cream, people are saying. Tomato. Yeah. That was weird. I'd say, okay, all right.

Not telling me much here. No dairy involved. It's technically not ice cream. Well, there's no dairy in a McDonald's milkshake. There's gotta be. No dairy in your mama either.

Or your mama's. There's gotta be. No dairy in your mama either. Or your mama. Unless somebody inserts some. Your mama doesn't have dairy, she's got two floppy pancakes. Try Ezza. All right. It's the first alcoholic ice cream. That's all I'm saying. This guy is fucking great.

Well, I don't know about that one. Well. Oh, what the fuck? Two fellas doing it. No, no, no, no, no. What is that? Gay pornography. Suck it. It's the fucking ice cream.

Would you eat that? Let me have a look at it. It looks pretty fucking good cream. Would you eat that? Let me have a look at it. It looks pretty fucking good. It looks fucking good. That's rum. Malibu Boys. This guy's going to be a fucking billionaire. I might eat that rum ice cream.

All right, got to shut this down. Yeah, it's a little. She's a loud, loud video clip. Yeah. Will, Will Rogers should not be doing the fucking ads. Will, if you're out there, if you see this, get some ladies doing it. Serving up some fucking drinks. Send us a fucking ice cream maker, Will.

Six grand. What the fuck? Oh, six grand for sale. I bet you he can make one for a couple hundred bucks. Yeah. Probably. You know, he's not stupid. He's going to mark it up.

This was a weird headline. Junkie P is turning trout into meth heads. Who is? Junkie P. Who? Junkie P. P from junkies. Oh, junkies piss. Yes. Not the DJ Junkie P. Oh, I thought it was the DJ Junkie P? P from junkies. Oh, junkies piss.

Not the DJ Junkie P. I thought it was the DJ Junkie P. Junkie P's not still around, is he? DJ Junkie P? I think he OD'd. He did? At some point he OD'd. I think it's over in the Czech Republic somewhere.

The junkies are peeing and shitting in this river. And their trouth are all hooked on methamphetamine. Are you kidding me? No, it's fucked. How do they know the trout are hooked on it? Because they did an experiment. They took a bunch of trout, and they put them in different tanks, and the ones that were on the meth, then they had normal trout.

The ones that were on the meth, they had two different tanks. One had water with meth in it, and one had normal water, and they only wanted to be in the meth water because they were hooked. All right, you know, I mean, what's the big deal? It's a fucking trout that's hooked on meth. Poor fish. He's having a good time. It says they cut them open. There was meth in their brains and shit.

So if you eat them, you might get... You might get hooked on meth from having a nice... I don't like fish, but i'm sure if a meth head didn't even fish that was fucking totally filled with meth they're laughing go fishing yeah but what if a normal person eats a meth fish and then the normal person that's not a okay this is what okay if you're if you're not a meth head and you eat a troth that's not addicted to meth. Okay, if you're not a meth head and you eat a troth that's fucking filled with meth, right? Yeah. You get a buzz on.

You don't know why you're fucked up, so how can you become addicted to it? Because you're craving troth, like, all the time. Well, troth's good for you. Not that good for you. So they might end up eating... I don't know, man. It's not really that big of a deal.

Instead of chasing the dragon, it'd be chasing the trout. Exactly. Yeah. Chasing the rainbow. Chasing the rainbow. Rainbow trout. Rainbow trout.

Nice. You got your rainbow trout. You got your brown trout. You got your lake trout, your speckled trout. All the big trouts. I found this thing about the 12 strangest town names in the United States. Yeah? Some pretty good ones.

What are they? Bacon Level. It's in Alabama. Where would that name come from? I don't know. Bacon Level? Bacon Level. Bacon Level. There's nothing worse than eating crooked bacon. Gotta check it with the level before you eat it.

It must be like a really high uptown. That's where the bacon is. The bacon level? That's where Donkey Kong tries to get to. The bacon level. No, you know what it is? They were... I bet you the town's on a hill. Yeah.

Whenever you're cooking bacon, your grease fucking runs out of the pan and starts grease fire. So you got to add a bacon level. Okay. To cook your bacon level. So the grease doesn't... That's the town where you need...

Yeah. You need a bacon level. Somebody got burnt. Somebody that had the ability to name a town got burnt fucking making unlevel bacon. So they changed the name of the town to bacon level. So that everybody that cooks bacon in the perimeter makes sure you're cooking. You know what?

That just goes to show you how fucked people are. You know what? A female fucking shark can store sperm for years. We already talked about this one time. Yeah, I think we compared it to your mother. Yeah, you're right. I forgot about that. Another fucked up name is

Nowhere, Oklahoma. Boring, Oregon. Boring, Oregon. Why would you move to a town called boring? Boring. Well, it might not be boring. It might be a trick. Well.

It might be just like Vegas. You might get arrested though if you did anything exciting. I would do that here, son. Kevin Bacon. Boring. Might be. Is that where Footloose took place? Yeah. Where? Footloose took place?

Yeah. Where? Footloose. Boring? Maybe. You thought that film was boring? No, I thought the film was great, but the town was boring, wasn't it? They didn't want him dancing, I know that. They did not want him dancing. I did not know where you were going with that, but you're right.

I thought it was obvious. Ding Dong, Texas. I'd live in Ding Dong, Texas. A lot of doorbells there. Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why they got it. Maybe that's where they make the Ring doorbell. Ding Dong, Texas.

They should put their headquarters there. They should. That'd be brilliant marketing. Ring Doorbell Corporation. 26 Ring-a-Ding Lane, Ding Dong, Texas. Ring-a-Ding Lane. There's a town called Accident. What's MD?

Is it Morph, Dakota? MD is Maryland. Maryland. Okay. Accident, Maryland. What do you say? Morph, Dakota. Isn't there one Okay. Accident, Maryland. What do you say? Morph, Dakota. Isn't there one of those?

No, man. MD is North Dakota. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm thinking of, I guess. Truth or Consequences, New Mexico. That's a long name. That's a lot. That'd be sucking.

That's too much. When you're filling out your address, you have to write that every time? You just put T-O-D. Or T, what is it? Truth. T-O-C. T-O-C. T-O-C.

Truth or consequences. What the fuck kind of a name is that? What caused that one? Did Dildo make it on there? No, it's in Canada. Oh, yeah. Dildo in Overland. Yeah.

Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel's the mayor. He was for a little bit. Made it famous. Booger Hole, West Virginia. Booger Hole. Bo Kimmel. Jimmy Kimmel was the mayor. He was for a little bit. Made it famous. Booger Hole, West Virginia. Booger Hole. Booger Hole. That's a bit of a, bit of an odd one.

Well, there's a Booger Town, too, in North Carolina. Booger Town. There's a lot of people named Booger, I think, down there, isn't there? Hey, Booger. They got a lot of dust in the air. Booger Town. And there's a, do you of dust in the air booger town and there's a do you know the rival high school kleenex valley next valley right next to bugger hall slap out that's that sounds like a product slap out oklahoma and alabama that sounds like

a product where you just slap stains right out of your clothes. Yeah, this little thing that goes, little hand. Slap. Gonna slap that stain right out of my pants. There's a town in Oklahoma called OK, which is kind of funny because the letters for Oklahoma are OK. OK, OK. OK. I wonder if there's a corral there. OK, OK corral.. Okay, okay corral.

No, the okay corral. Get it? Yeah, I do get it. Nice one, Pops. Big battle. Big battle happened there. Gunfight. There was a gunfight there.

Melves probably was with the okay corral, this. I wouldn't doubt it. If you're going to have an okay corral, you may as well put her in OK. Wyatt Earp, wasn't it, at the OK Corral? I don't remember. Like it was Wyatt, man. I thought it was Davy Crockman. Those boys.

The gunfight at the OK Corral. Who was that? I think it was Wyatt, man. Wyatt Earp? Him and Doc Holliday. Doc Holliday? And it wasn't as crazy as what they say, I think. Oh, yeah.

I mean, some people died, but I don't know. It's a gunfight. It's a gunfight. I mean, Jesus, Murphy. There's a place in Kentucky called Pig. Okay. I might like to live in Pig. Your mama probably lives down there.

Oh, fuck. Kentucky, she's the mayor. She's the mayor and the prom queen. Oh, big. Man, I got nothing on. No. No comeback. Comeback?

Yeah, that'd be a good town name. Comeback. Oh, there's two ways to take it. Two ways of saying it. Come back. It's got a lot of meanings, that town. A lot of doggy style. You're not allowed.

Well, yeah. You can't go shirtless anywhere. You're not allowed to go shirtless and come back. Come back, Oklahoma. Come back, Oklahoma. Come back, Kentucky. Whoa. And the final weird name was Burnsdown. Burnsdown.

South Carolina. Burnsdown, that's terrible. You'd have to think maybe they had a couple fires there at some point. Yeah, come here and things would get Burnsdown. Not a place you'd really wanna move. No. How many times have we been to Scotland? Burnsdown, every eight years, she burns down. Not a place you'd really want to move. No. How many times have we been to Scotland?

She burns down every eight years. She burns down. Then we rebuild her for seven and a half. How many times have we been to Scotland? To Scotland? I'm going to say three. Three? At least two.

I think it was at least three. Did you know what the fucking national animal was of Scotland, which is fucked? Kitty. No. Not even close. Let me guess. That's my national animal was of Scotland, which is fucked? Kitty. No. Not even close. Let me guess. That's my national animal.

Every country. It's fucked. You're drinking too much Scots there, man. Scotland? Yeah. Animal? Jackrabbit. No.

It would be the pelican. No. The pelican. What kind of a fucking answer is that? Scottish pelicans. Okay. No, man. Do you want kind of a fucking answer is that? Scottish Pelicans! Okay. No, man, do you want to know? Yes.

The unicorn. What the fuck? There was green alligators and long neck geese. Doesn't make sense, man. They don't exist. But all they wanted was a unicorn. Do you know that song? They must exist.

They don't exist. Well, how could you have a national animal that doesn't exist? That's what I'm saying. Do you you know that song? They must exist. They don't exist. Well, how could you have a national animal that doesn't exist? That's what I'm saying. Do you guys know that song? There was green alligators and long-haired geese. Wasn't that Ann Murray? No, she might have did a version, but who did the original? Irish Rovers?

It might have been the Rovers. There was green alligators. I've got to hear it now. Oh, fuck. Let's find it. Let me see if I can find it on my tally phone. Say cheese when taking a picture. Victorians say prunes instead.

Wow. Fuck off, Victorians. The unicorn. Who really cares, eh, bubs? The unicorn. Who really cares, eh, bubs? The unicorn. Yeah, there's a song by the Irish Rovers called The Unicorn. Nailed it. A long time ago when the earth was green

There were four kinds of animals that you'd never seen You know that song, Rick? I do, man. I used to sing it when I was a little fella. Was the unicorn. Alligators and long-necked geese. That's a good drinking tune. You know that?

That's a safe way into getting drunk right there. Isn't it? Good word, wasn't it? Was the unicorn? Great song. What a hawk. What a fucking hawk. I'm hooked in, buddy.

Somebody should do a rap, like, 50 Cent should do an updated, you know, rap version of that or something. 50 Cent, yeah? That'd be cool. Right? A rap version. A nice little bass in the back, like 50 Cent, yeah, that'd be cool. Right, a rap version. Bass in the back, like a beat? Yes, that's what I mean.

Man, there's a lot of people who got porn. Green alligators. Long neck geese. There you go, man, you should do it. I might. You should, man. Fucking green alligators. Long neck geese.

All right, we've got to work on it. All right, so we're going to go to the grocery store, and then to the Legion, then we've got a steel fridge, and then we can celebrate some Bont Day people. There's a lot today. Shoeless Joe Jackson. Oh, Shoeless Joe. 1987, born on July the 16th.

King of the bare feet. Orville fucking Redenbacher. We are having a shit ton of popcorn tonight. I'm in. Orville Redenbacher. Lots of butter. Need some of that dust, flavored dust. That's, you know he changed his name

after he spelled hot butter on his wiener. What was his name then? Orville Redenbacher. Burned it with hot butter. Yeah wiener. What was his name then? Orville Reddencocker. Burned it with hot butter. Yeah, that would suck. Ginger Rogers. Ooh, Ginger. Trying to think about who she was.

She was hot, man. Fred Astaire. Very hot. Oh yeah, yeah. Back in the day. Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers used to. Do, do, do, do, do, do. This is a good one for Julian.

Michael Flatley. Oh. Michael Flatley. The Lord of the Dance. The Lord of the Dance. I did-a-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee-dee. Why is that good for me, man? I thought you did some tap dancing.

No, I've never tap danced in my life. We were in Ireland before, and you... We were in that hotel, remember? And they had the river dance happening in the lobby, and you got right up there. You were wasted. You might not even remember. I don't remember that, but it's possible.

You were up dancing with the... I did get pretty fucked up in Ireland. We played at the Olympia Theatre. Yeah. And then right up the street on the right-hand side was a hotel. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they've got the whole river dance happening right in the fucking restaurant, And you got up there.

You were fucking your legs were going up higher than your head. Hands on your hips. And you were kicking, scissor kicking. There were some hot ladies in that little fucking dance troupe. Things may have happened. You don't remember that? Kind of. You had your hands on your hips.

And you were scissor kicking the chandeliers. I didn't do that, man. You're up on your toes. I don, man. You're up on your toes. I don't know. You're up on your toes, your legs. You're going... If anybody has any video of this, please send it to us. I'd like to see it because I can't really remember doing it.

Yeah, especially if you can just put Julian's head on somebody's body. No, don't fucking do that. Send her in. Corey Feldman got born on this day. Oh, yeah. He's a crazy bastard. Corey Feldman, yeah. There's some other ones. I met Corey Feldman got born on this day. He's a crazy bastard. Corey Feldman, yeah. I met Corey Feldman before.

Did you like him? He seemed like an alright fella. He had some issues, but you know. Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got born on this day. He's funny, man. Favorite Will Ferrell movie? Frank the Tank, man.

Old school. As soon as the liquor hit my the Tank, man. That scene. Old school? Yeah. As soon as the liquor hit my whatever. Good one. Anchorman's a fucking great one. Yeah, it was good. What was the Ricky Bobby? Yeah.

Talladega Nights. Yeah, that was pretty funny. That was a good one. That one. That was that. What's his name? Played the Frenchman. It was a weird character, that Frenchman.

Drove the Perrier car. He was a weird character. What's his name? Borat, youman. It was a weird character, that Frenchman. Drove the Perrier car. He was a weird character. What's his name? Borat, you know. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sasha Baron Cohen played the French Perrier car driver. I think Anchorman, you know, was a... Well, we're going to get drunk tonight. We're going to make a shit ton of Orville's popcorn,

and we're going to watch a Will Ferrell movie. Done. I'm in. If we don't go to jail for stealing a fridge. Anchorman. We'll get a fridge, man. Let's watch Anchorman. All right. Or what are some of his more obscure movies? Maybe we watch an obscure one.

There's one he did, a serious one that... No, I don't want to watch a serious movie. Didn't he do some wrestling Mexican movie? That was Jack Black. Nacho Libre. Nacho Libre. Nacho Libre. I don't fucking... Let's just watch Anchorman.

Let's make it easy. Anchorman. Fuck. Anchorman's gonna be... You ate a whole wheel of cheese. Elf. We watched Elf for Christmas. That was a good fucking Christmas movie, though.

Elf. Elf. Oh, Elf. Oh, Elf. That's another one of his movies. That was pretty good, too. Jeez, he's. Oh, Elf. That's another one of his movies. That's pretty good, too. Geez, he's made some classics, hasn't he?

Yep. I thought you meant Elf, that little hairy cocksucker. Yeah, I did not like that guy. What was his deal? He was an alien, wasn't he? He was an alien living with the family. Fucking drove them nuts. Remember the other one with the little robot kid? Diggity-diggity-diggity.

No, no, that was Buck Rogers. That was Tweaky. Biddy, biddy, biddy. Hiya, Buck. Biddy, biddy. Biddy, biddy, biddy. He was fucking right out of her. All right, let's get this going.

Let's go get a fucking fridge. Let's go to the grocery store. Hit the fucking chip dip section. Say bye, then. Do the bye-byes. How do we do it? All right. See you guys.

Tune in next week. Tune in next week. When Bubbles says. When Bubbles says. I shouldn't have went to the Legion. Who shit in my freezer?