Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 8 - Playin' Space

Episode Date: July 18, 2022

Randy, stop smoking Ricky's f**king dope... and what is that smell coming off ya? Also: The wonders of the Jimmy Webb Space Telescope, the biggest beer in the world, and Randy's favourite nuts!

Hey, you want a hip bubbles? No, Randy. I don't know if you're smoking my fucking dope, Randy, you goddamn fucking idiot. It's just, it was on the table, Ricky. Randy, how are you still smoking that? You're lucky I don't fucking got a body stone right now, Randy. You smell like a fucking muskrat, dude. You pig.

Ricky, your dope is the best. Thanks, man. This is great. Fucking kill you, Randy. Holy fuck, I thought that was your mild dope. Not Ricky's knock on your fucking ass dope. That's Captain Coverage shit, man. Well, he's smoking it. He's fucking dead. You want a hit, Ricky? It's almost gone. Well, he's smoking it. He's fucking dead.

You want a hit, Ricky? It's almost gone. Oh, I'll kill you. Randy, what is the smell coming off you? Could we narrow it down? Do you live in a bog? No, I was cleaning up some garbage around the park. A bog? That's what it is, Ricky. He smells like a bog.

He does. Good fucking muskrat. Like an old bog. Oh, it's that Timmy Stevens. You know what his is, Ricky. He smells like a bog. He does. Fucking muskrat. Like an old bog. I was at Timmy Stevens. You know what his place is like. He's a hoarder, Randy. I know. And I went in there. It took two dumpsters to get rid of the stuff. I thought Timmy died.

He did. Did he die from what? I think he died from hoarding, yeah. You can die from hoarding. It's just he was hoarding feces. He was keeping his poop. That's a different level of hoarding. I did find the poop and the thing is, did you know that...

I think we know what Randy smells like, Ricky. But it was... Kimmy shit. It was hardened. Get the fuck out, Randy. Poop hardens after time. You know how dogs... Not when it's in two-liter pop bottles, it doesn't.

That's what that was? Oh, frig. Getting this high is good, but not good. Ricky, you have to... That's great. What is that cup? Where'd you get that? That's a mason jar on top.

It's like a king's cup. I'm King Randy. Can I see that? King Randy. I like that. I might keep that. Okay. Attempting to get...

I think that's my new cup. That's a nice one. Mason jar with a bottom on it. And a straw hole in the lid. I might make one of those for myself. It could be king bubbles. Ricky. Attempting to get up, take two.

Ricky, just swing your legs off the side. Remember I told you how to do it? Trick your legs like you tricked them into thinking they're just going for a walk. Look, it doesn't even spill out the top. Yeah, it's got a grommet in there, rubber grommet. Who put that in there? Mr. Grommet did. You don't know anybody named Mr. Grommet.

But I thought a grommet was in the tarp. I didn't think this was a grommet. You gotta trick them, Ricky. You gotta trick them to go in front. What's wrong with you, Ricky? When he gets high enough, his legs have a different mind than his mind. Too many edibles, too much fucking smoke. His legs start telling him what to do

instead of him telling his legs. Okay, I'm up. Nice. There he is. Oh, man'm up. Nice. There he is. Oh, man. Oh. Okay. We're on the thing, Ricky. We're on the show.

I got a head rush. I bet you do. Did you, and you still don't, we still don't have internet or TV. You know what? It's not my fault. Blame it on, I'd say Rogers, we still don't have internet or TV. You know what? It's not my fault. Blame it on, I'd say Rogers, but you can't because I'm not with the Rogers. When did the pictures come out from the telescope? On Tuesday.

Holy fuck. Jimmy Webb. He's a fucking smart kid. I know, but we only have the one picture. The new pictures came out and I don't and I haven't even seen them yet. The other ones, it looked like a little kid drew a bunch of galaxies. That was cool. Yeah, but that picture's unbelievable.

You know what? I can't even wrap my head. You were trying to... Where the fuck is Julian, by the way? Something was wrong with the Monte Carlo, so he took it down to get the oil checked. I could have checked his oil. He doesn't want his oil checked like that, Randy. I mean in the car.

He doesn't want your thumb drove up his... You gotta do that, you know? No, you don't. You don't check your fucking oil by putting your thumb in an oil pan. No, but it's good for your prosthetic health. Prosthetic? Yeah.

It is. That's what doctors do. That's not where the word prosthetic comes. Prosthetic? Yeah. It is. That's what doctors do. That's not where the word prosthetic comes from, is it? I don't think. From your prostate? Well. No, because prosthetics are,

you know. Thick nose. Yeah, that's a prosthetic. That doesn't originate in your prostate. Well, there's two things that you need to do is get that checked

and then do the little, when you get the test in the mail for the poo-poo that you need to do, is get that checked and then do the little when you get the test in the mail for the poo-poo, you gotta mail your poo in to make sure that your bum-bum's good. Okay, can we get back to Jimmy Webb and his fucking fancy scope? Yes. So we only have the first picture. By the way,

that first picture is that's just to test the fucking machine to make sure it's turned on. I can't make sure there's other pictures. You wait until the fucking real focused ones where they're pointing at specific things. I heard a rumor that they have one that actually has a spaceship flying around in it. No. It could be just a rumor. I think Corey told me.

So, like, the telescopes that you see on TV, you know, they look like R2-D2. Yeah. Well, that's just the cover. That opens and the telescope's inside. Right, and then you look through the big thing, through the sky. Yeah. Is that what this one's like? This is out in space, Randy.

This is what I can't wrap my head around. He's trying to explain this. Try it again and I'll try to fucking make it work. So the telescope is about a million miles away from Earth, a million and a half kilometers, and it's orbiting the sun, right? So say this is the sun right here, and here's the Earth. Well, no, let's make this the sun and this the Earth and this the telescope. It's going like this.

It's staying in line with Earth as it goes around the sun like that and then it's orbit it comes in a little closer in spots but it's way the fuck out here a million miles from earth how do they know it's a million miles like how math there's no but i know where it is randy well on your car on your car you've got the the speedometer odometer thing. It tells you how far. They don't have that on the television. They probably had one on it when it left and it's like okay this is how far away I am. They know where

it is Randy. They're in control of the fucking thing. How do they talk to it? They can talk by radio signals. That's crazy. They can get pictures downloaded from that to here. All right. But here, just wait now.

I'm gonna tell you the part that's gonna freak you the fuck out. Is this the part that blew my ass and my cock off? Yes. Ricky, this knocked him right down. He fell right on the ground. I literally fell down. So you've seen the picture, right?

The first picture? I did, yes. So you've seen the picture, right? The first picture? I did, yes. With all the galaxies? Like between four and 13 billion light years away, those are, okay? So every one of those, you know, galaxies that's in that picture has hundreds of billions of stars in it, suns in it, okay? Hundreds of billions? But do you know what that picture takes up in the sky?

Take a guess. What do you mean that? Hold on to your cock and ass, because they might fucking fly right off. If you took that picture and held it up to the sky, it only represents a piece of the sky as big of a grain of sand. Like, try to wrap your fucking testicles around that.

That's a lot of sand. So just, when you're looking up, if you're just picturing a grain of sand, and you kept going through that grain of sand, out 13 billion light years, there would be all those galaxies. Imagine all the grains of sand as you're spinning your heads around. That just, that can't be real. It is real. What do you, that can't be real. It is real.

I mean, it can't be real. It's real. It doesn't make sense, though. I'm just making shit up. I don't understand how there could be that many. How could there be that many? Well, there is. There's pictures of them. That's what the pictures tell.

And some of them are so far away, the fucking light is bending. The light is bent. are so far away the fucking light is bending the the light is bent so you're basically seeing you know einstein's fucking theories are you're seeing the bending of the light so i'm baked what's how many what's after a billion what do you mean what's after a? Trillion is the next big... And then after that is... A gazillion. So there's more than... There's gazillions of gazillions.

No, it's after trillion. It's what, quadrillion? So there's got to be... I'm going to go back to that. No, Ricky. There's at least... Turn your brain down a minute. A drink's over there.

A billion quadrillions. There's got to be a billion quadrillions. Stars. Stars? Stars. Stars? Stars. Stars, Ricky. I think by the last estimate, there's like three or four trillion galaxies. Holy fuck. In the known universe, and every one of those galaxies has about a hundred billion suns in it.

Oh, man. There goes my cock and ass again. Gone. There goes your head, Ricky. Mosquito. And somebody's going to try to tell me we're the only fucking life out in the universe? I don't fucking think so.

There's probably bugs and stuff out there. There's all kinds of beings out there, Randy. You can't even fathom what's out there. Bacteria. I would go so far as to say, I bet you there's a billion, over a billion, different types of humanoid type creatures out there. Really?

But different, you know. Could be. Completely different. Like over here, you might have like a, you know, a lizard man. Down here, you might have, you know, whatever. A fish man. A gill guy.

Old Johnny Gills. I saw Waterworld. Remember that movie? Costner? It's fucking terrible. He had gills. Yeah, but that was, he had to breathe water. So does the guy in The Boys. What's his name?

Oh, yeah. Deep. Deep. The Deep. He's got gills. Deep. The Deep. He's got gills. He shaved his hair. And that lady fingered his gills.

One of the episodes. That was weird. Yeah. Well, that's a lot. I'm telling you, that's impressive. But the point is, I don't, I haven't even seen the fucking latest pictures because we can't get them. I'll fucking call my internet provider.

With what? We don't have a phone. We don't have phones. We're like cavemen. You can use my phone. It's back of my trailer. You have service? I would like to see these other pictures just because it is kind of cool. Next, next time I'll have. Different grain of sand or no? Oh yeah,, that, I'm not even joking, Ricky. That first picture was literally just, okay, hit the fucking button to see if it's working, and it went, took a picture, sent it back to say,

okay, I'm up and running. What do you want me to take? So now they're going to start, okay, we want a fucking pointer over here and take a picture of that, and they're going to get in and get focused and get it framed up nice. What are the flat earthers saying?

Oh, who cares? Who gives a fuck? They're probably all thinking... They all think it's a fucking hoax. I forgot to get my shirt made up. I'm a flat mooner. The moon is round. You can see it.

Nope, can't see the dark side. Just ask Pink Floyd, bud. I wonder if it is cheese, though, for real Because sometimes people say cheese moon It's not cheese Well, it has the look What kind of cheese would it be? Swiss, because it's got the holes Yeah, it could be, I guess

It's not Swiss cheese, you dumb bastards It'd probably be green They've been to the fucking moon. They walked on it. Well. Ricky. I heard this. I heard that, like, Ricky's gold chain there,

that that is not even from planet Earth. That's what I heard. I heard that all the gold came in on the asteroids. Well, maybe it did. So did the fucking octopuses from yeah well I like aliens I believe octopuses are from another world it just doesn't makes they don't fit into the evolutionary chain really so we missed their big time last week on a fucking fuck up I guess the door dash they had an app glitch and you could fucking order a food

but you didn't have to enter your payment information. Ooh. I could have ordered cheeseburgers, onion rings. Somebody fucking got $2,000 with a Don Julio Reposado tequila. What? Some people ordered $20,000 with a seafood.

And plan B, whatever the fuck. What's plan B mean? Plan B, isn't that like the, that's the pill, isn't it? The pill that gives you the, the what? It's a pill, isn't it? That if you do your dirty banging and you don't wear a thing, and you think you might have did something, you know, created something. Does DoorDash deliver that?

I don't know. Maybe I'm baked out of my mind. It's just listening. Maybe Plan B is just like a sub shop or something. I don't know. It's just listening to shit that people got for free. And that was more than Plan B. But I don't know what that is.

Well, maybe Plan B is just like submarine sandwiches. With fancy cheeses. Yeah. From the moon. Moon cheese. Moon cheese. We could order all. Yeah. From the moon. Moon cheese. Moon cheese. We could order all kinds of free delicious things

and fuck. We could start moon cheese. You know, that'd be a good idea. Especially with all these. Moon cheese. Flat mooner. Well, yeah, flat mooner.

You are a flat mooner when you pull your arse out. He's probably got moon cheese when he pulls his arse. I don't have moon cheese right here. I keep that area very, very clean, just so you know. No, you don't, Randy. That probably

might be the cleanest part of my body. You should, because it probably gets a lot of use. Hey, no tellsies. No tellsies? That's right. You don't kiss and tell? You don't, yeah, you don't need to know anything. I wasn't even talking about that. I was talking about you constantly shitting. That is not true.

I don't constantly. You always have a bit of leakage. No, no, I got over that. Did you hear about this Florida man's obit for his father? Normally an obituary is kind of like nice and honest because the person's dead. This guy, no. It says he was a nurse, he was narcissistic,

he was an abusive alcoholic. What's narcissistic? Narcissistic personality disorder. Is? It's a mental disorder where you just, you have an inflated sense of self. You think you're the most important thing, you think you're smarter than they are,

everything revolves around you. Like Julian. Well, he's got a couple of the traits. Narcissistic, abusive alcoholic, where death proves the evil does eventually die. This is the obituary. Oh, my God, he must have been a fucking nice dude. Survived by his three children, comma, no,

four, comma, oops, five. His love was abundant when it came to himself, but for his children it was limited. From a young age he was a ladies' man. Hobbies included abusing his first wife, and he had no redeeming qualities.

Jesus, somebody wrote up his old bit yeah he must have been a nice fella he must have been an arsehole imagine here lies johnny the arsehole johnny the prick here lies johnny the prick That would be a good mob name. I hope fucking Cheney doesn't write an obit like that for me. No, Ricky, she wouldn't. You've always done everything. Well, I mean, as fast as you can. This is something we could use.

This fucking fast food robbery at Wendy's in Orlando, Florida. I would never have thought of this. Pulls up to the drive-thru, orders a bunch of food. Pulls up to the window. Yeah, on like beach clothes and a great big hat to hide his face from cameras. Leaps out of his car right through the fucking window, grabs his food, grabs the cash register, back to the window in his car, gone.

They still haven't caught him. He's just fucking awesome. Why didn't they just close the window and pinch him? Pinch him shut. Must have been a pretty big window. Oh he had a gun, okay. It's amazing what people do if you point a gun at them. Well yeah, Ricky, it's terrifying.

Those windows are this big. You may not get in there, but... Did he get out of the car or was he still in the car and just leaned in? No, I think he jumped right through the fucking window. Oh, he was right inside, standing? Fucking... That doesn't seem... Yeah, it must have been a big drive-thru when he got a cash register through it, but some of them are...

And how do you jump back out with a cash register? Well, if I was him, I would just take the cash register and fucking throw it. And hopefully it goes right in your car. But then if you hit your windshield, you'd have to replace your windshield. With the money that you just stole. It's free. I suppose. It's free.

You get a free windshield. Hey, what happened to your windshield? Do I have to tell you? I smashed it. Boys, I'm fucking right out of her. Me too. You know the beer Pabst? Pabst Blue Ribbon. I enjoy that. PBR. I know those. I enjoy it. Those are tasty. It's one of the first beers, I think. Well, they unveiled the world's largest case of beer. I think it was for the July 4th celebration. Wow.

How big? 1,844 cans of beer. 76 cases of beer. I guess it was for their founding year. 1,844, I guess. They made 250 of the fucking things, though. I'd love to see one of those. So it's one case of beer.

It's got 1,844 cans in it? You of beer. It's got 1844 cans in it? You got it. It's fucking badass. What did it look like? It's got a big fucking huge case of beer. A square or a rectangle, you think? It looks like a normal case. It's fucking massive, Randy.

Okay. But who could... You couldn't transport it. It would weigh a fucking... You might need a forklift. I don't... It would weigh a fucking ton, boys. You'd need the forklift. I don't... It would weigh a fucking ton, boys.

You'd need the forklift. Well, just let's do the math. A 24-case beer, you know, is about this big. So what's 1,800 divided by 24? Well, it's 76 cases, which is 12. Oh, 76 cases. Yeah, that's a lot. Imagine trying to lift 76 cases of fucking beer.

You need a forklift. Or they should have hired Julian. He could have delivered them. Casing each hand. Julian is strong. Julian could lift them. Yeah, he's got good triceps. He could have, yeah, two cases going at once.

He doesn't like beer, though. If that was cases around, whiskey. They could hire Pabst, though. If that was cases of rum, whiskey. Pabst, man. Julian Pabst. Pabst. Pabst Blue Ribbon. Blue Ribbon is usually

number one, right? Blue Ribbon. Blue Ribbon. You said Ribbon. Ribbon's a frog. But Blue Ribbon. Ribbon's a frog. But blue ribbon. Ribbit's. What's a red ribbon?

Red ribbon is second, right? Blue's first, red second, and what's third? Bronze. What did you say, Riggy? When you ribbit metal together. No, that's rivet. Rivet. It's close.

Ribbit and metal together. Just put a different ribbit in it. Ribbit. Ribbit. Sometimes you've got to drill out your ribbits. Ribbit and metal together. Just put a different ribbit in it. Ribbit, ribbit. Sometimes you've got to drill out your ribbits. Ribbit, then ribbit. Ribbit, ribbit. Ribbit.

It's a good dope, Ricky. Ribbit. Yeah. That's what you should do when you put ribbits in. You put one in, you're like, ribbit, ribbit. You should, because it'd be fun. It'd be more fun that way. Ribbit, ribbit.

Bitty, bitty, bitty. Hiya, buck, bitty, bitty. This is a little fucked. Scientists in the UK created a squirrel contraceptive. Ooh. How does it fit on your wiener? No, it's a vaccination. Oh, I thought, oh.

Squirrel condoms. I thought you meant a condom, like the squirrel is the condom. They tried that, but it didn't work, I thought, oh. Squirrel condoms. I thought you meant a condom like the squirrel is the condom. They tried that, but it didn't work, I guess. They kept falling off. I guess squirrels fuck a lot. Oh, yeah. Squirrels love to fuck.

I thought bunnies did. A lot of bunnies. Well, where do you think they learned it from? Yeah, squirrels have been around for a long time. You ever see those Ice Age movies with that little squirrel with the big teeth? Yes. And he's a little fuck machine. He chases that egg corner.

They don't show it on the thing, but he's mostly banging. So that's like back in the mammoth days. Yes, he was around then. So being a squirrel's not a bad gig. No, you deal with a lot of nuts, so you would love being a squirrel, Randy. Nuts are good fiber, and some of them have protein. Squirrels love to get a big mouthful of nuts. They store them and they forget where they put them.

Poor bastards. Squirrels love a mouthful of nuts. Mouthful. Chipmunks. Chipmunks fill their cheeks with them. Bag of nuts. That should be, maybe that should be your nickname, Squirrel. Remember there used to be a guy named Squirrel, lived in the park? I'm not fast enough to be a squirrel. Squirrels are fast.

If we gave you a bag of nuts for your birthday, what would you, uh, what kind of nuts do you like? A bag of nuts? I like myself a spicy nut. So... Spicy as in uncleaned? No, as in like, say like a sriracha nut. So like a gentleman from India? No, Ricky, we're talking, we're not talking scrotum nuts,

we're talking nuts that you eat, for French sake. You guys freak off. Talking about like, like. Woo! Randy the squirrel. What's a legume? No. That's a vegetable, a francais. I don't know how I know that. Must be the squirrel. What's a legume? No.

That's a vegetable in Francais. I don't know how I know that. Must be the drugs. Veg-vegetable. You mean like the blue legume? No, no, legume. You got legumes and nuts and... Legumes.

Legu... legs. You got nuts and legumes and beans. And shafts. Mushrooms. And mushrooms. And shafts. Mushrooms? Are you talking about the knob?

No, mushrooms are a different thing. They have a cap on them. Sometimes you end up with mushroom tattoos on your forehead. You lost me. Ah, pistol whip. What? Okay. Anyways, I like just regular nuts.

But I'm not a big, big fan. It's fucking July 15 already. I know. Summer's half over. Well, not really, but July's half over. Fuck! We can buy pretty quick. It all goes downhill for me.

Days get shorter. It fucking gets colder. Fuck! No, Ricky, you don't gotta start throwing in the towel yet, but you gotta just enjoy the days we have.

I like August. August is a nice month. Of course you do. And September, too. Yeah, I bet you do. They're nice. What do you mean, Ricky? Who doesn't like August? It's a nice month. Of course you do. And September too. Yeah, I bet you do. They're nice. What do you mean, Ricky? Who doesn't like them? It's a little cooler.

The 8th season in July slipped away so quick. Well then we should do more stuff. Oh, when are the Baskers? We should go to the Baskers. August. That's always fun. You see the guys on the stilts? Yeah. There's something else. The drywallers?

No, not the drywallers. Just the guys,'re dressed up and they walk around and people throw stuff. Yeah, guys that are up about, you know, three or four feet in the air, so their waist is right here. They walk around. Yeah. Yeah. Guys with their crotch and eye. They play accordions and stuff. They do, do they?

Yeah. Who plays the accordion on the stilts? That guy that I saw him last year or whatever, a few years ago. Crank? Crank McGuiggs or whatever his name was? Cranky? Cranky John? That was a good instrument because you don't have to blow it yourself. You just get the air by doing the accordion thing. What are you talking about blowing yourself? What?

Well, like a saxophone, you got to blow, but an accordion, you don talking about blowing yourself what well like a saxophone you got to blow but an accordion you don't saxophone player saxophone player i saw a real cool one of those saxophone players on a little video and you blew him no he played the i think it's the baritone baritone sax is a big big and he could dance with it and everything. He was dancing. Yeah. In the subway system. That's a lower, a lower saxophone than a soprano. But he could do like, like sort of dance music. Like Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.

I wish I had a baritone sax. I wish you did, too. And a big bottle of fucking liquor to do shots with. But it's not made of wood. Why do they call it wood instrument? It's got a fucking wooden thing when you're blowing. A wood? A reed, isn't it?

A woodwind. Reeds are in a swamp. What do you mean? Well, you take a swamp reed and you put it in this fucking brass player thing and it makes noise. It makes honks. But I thought the brass was...

It makes honk sounds. So the French horn has brass. Yeah. French made that because it's circular? It's brass. Oh, okay. Woodwinds are, you know,

you got your different ones. Have you ever played a... Oh, no, that was... I learned how to do the, what do you call it? What do you normally play? The recorder. We had a concert in grade three. Yeah.

Grade three. And the skin flute. No, flutes are hard. You got to blow over top the whole... Yeah, skin flute. They, flutes are hard. You got to blow over top the whole. Yeah, skin flute. They're hard, all right. Skin flute. Fair enough. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do I have a warrant on the July 15th. Linda Ronstadt. Was she good?

Linda Ronstadt was fantastic. Good singer? Yes. What did she sing? Jesse Ventura. It's a good thing Julian's not here. He'd be so fucking erect. Is that who they named Ace off of?

No. Jesse the Body. Oh. Jesse the Body Ventura. Julian sometimes called him Julian the Body Ventura. Oh, that guy. Yeah. Remember Julian?

Wanted people to call him Julian the Body for a while. Wasn't he in that fucking Alien movie? Yes, he was. That was good. Jesse the Body. Oh. Oh, yeah. Ah!

Do that thing. There's hair on there. Joe Satriani. You like him, bubs? Who? Joe Satriani. Yeah, I used to. How do I know him?

He's a guitar player. Yeah, but what was he in? He was just Joe Satriani, but he had a record called Surfing with, remember Surfing with the Alien? You loved it because it looked like a comic book and it had the surf and alien. Oh, I did like that. Silver Surfer. I did like that.

Is he the bald guy? He's bald now, but back in the day he had curly, sort of long... Beautiful hair. He almost had hair like a wrestler. Kim Alexis. Supermodel. Don't know who that is. Sports Illustrated. It's not... Yeah, I don't know who that is Sports Illustrated it's not

yeah I don't either offhand Forrest fucking Whitaker Forrest Whitaker great actor he's the only Forrest other than Gump that I know

yeah there's not a lot of Forrest run Forrest Bridget Nielsen oh what why is that coming off the wall? Oh, yeah. Bubbles, why are you being mean? Oh.

Ah! You freak off. I just like the sound it makes. Okay, I remember. So two birthdays, Julie and Matt still. Fucking Bridget Nielsen. How hung up was he on her for fucking ten years? Well, he called her Brigitte.

Remember? He'd always correct, he called her Brigitte. Remember? He'd always correct me. It's Brigitte. She was in Rocky, right? Yeah. She was pretty bitchy in that movie. She was tough. Yeah. Brigitte.

Yeah. Whatever happened to her, I wonder? Was she like a one-movie wonder? Brigitte Nielsen? She was in several. Didn't she marry Steven Seagal? I thought that was girl from the science. I thought Kelly LeBrock but I think Brigitte Nielsen. Oh maybe. Or maybe she married Jean-Claude Van Damme. I thought she was with that guy. Yeah boy! You know? The guy with the big clock on him. Flavor Flav?

Yeah, Flavor Flav married fucking really. I think they were dating. God, I wish we had a smart thing here we could check all this shit out. I thought that was... Brigitte Nielsen married Flav. I think, because he's, yeah. I love him. Eddie Griffin.

You know what he says when they say, how come you wear the clock around your neck? What? I know what time it is. Fucking right he would. He would know what time it is. So would everybody else in the room, always. Flavor, flavor. I bet you he uses alkaline batteries in that thing, man.

Probably. Because they have the best charge. He probably uses lithium ion. Yeah, there you go. I think. Well, at this point, if he's, you know. Rechargeable? Flavio?

Flavio. Alkaline is so 80s, Randy. So is Flavio Flavio, though. He could solar. No, he's not into solar. Okay. So apparently we're going to be doing some fucking cooking. I can't wait.

It's going to be fun. I'm not happy about the fact that you're going to be involved. I'm a good cook. We'll find out. I'm a good cook. Oh, shit. We were supposed to do a commercial in the middle and tell people, you know, if you're listening to this on the, just in your ears, you can watch it.

At SwearNet. Oh, okay. We're supposed to tell people. SwearNet.com or on the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Watch it now. Ooh, that was very commercial sounding. Should it have been deeper? Watch it now.

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We do give a fuck. We want people to see it. We give a teensy-weensy fuck. Because if you're listening to it, you can only imagine what Randy looks like. You could say Frigg and Frigg off. I wish it was 4D so they could smell him. Yeah, I wish it was 4D. You can't smell him. They'd probably crash their fucking car if it was 4D.

Someday you're going to be able to watch and smell at the same time. Well, I've got the tits on you. Jesus Christ. I think they're getting bigger. They are. Can I lift one? No. Come on. Oh, yeah, they're getting heavy, They are. Can I lift one? No. Come on. Oh, yeah, they're getting heavy.

What size are they? 46, I think, inches. 46 inches? They go around your back. C cup? Or 48. Oh, I thought you meant... It's a C cup.

My back, I got a jacked back. I don't know how the cup whole cup thing works, but those are... I've never tried to put them in a cup, so... Have you ever considered wearing a brassiere? No, I have not.

Alright, get the fuck out, Randy. Alright, is this over? I think so. I think we've had enough. Look, I've almost done my drink, so this is perfect timing. What was that? This was fun. I had a little bit of your vodka.

A little bit of it? I didn't drink hardly any of it. You don't hear your hangout. You drink his fucking liquor and you smoke my dope. Well, just a little, Ricky, you know. You ever going to show up with something sometime? If you need to use my phone, I do have a dialy phone. All right, let's go do it now.

I wanna see those pics. Tune in next week when Randy has fucked off. What? Can't wait. For six. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download