Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 8 - Sunnyvale Fight Club

Episode Date: July 17, 2023

What a surprise, the Boys are back in jail. At least they can get a break from all that f**kin' rain! But romance is in the air - find out the weirdest way to get a date, and how not to propose at 30,000ft! Also: The Elon v. Zuck cage fight - who's gonna win, and which celebs do the Boys wanna fight?

To see the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the Trailer Park Boys SwearNet app. Hey, welcome everybody. This is Park After Dark. We are in the cafeteria of Sunnyvale Penitentiary. Still. Still. In jail.

Because of Rick. We've been in and out of jail. It's been kind of a, I don't know, a little back and forth. Well, you know what? The thing that's not bad about this is the weather's been shitty here in Nova Scotia lately, so why not be in fucking jail? Make some money, eat, hang out with the boys. Hey fellas. No. Hey, fellas. No. No? Okay. I don't like it.

Well, as long as you can still get things like edibles and... You should have fucking drinks. Who cares, man? Should have had to cook in here, man, making us some hot meal. Yeah, should have. Some meatloaf. Huh? I'd fuck with some meatloaf right now. You'd fuck meatloaf? He died, didn't he?

Meatloaf is dead, man. Died of COVID. Did he? Michael Lede. Wouldn't get his fucking... Is that his name? Wouldn't get his shots. Meatloaf died from COVID?

Yeah, and you know, he's the guy that has asthma, I think, so that's probably not a good thing. He should've just fucking... He was a big fella. Well, maybe not by the time he died, but remember when he was Meatloaf, singing Bad Outta Hell. He was a big fella. He was using the old puffers, man.

Yeah, he had oxygen tanks and everything on stage. Yep, we met him. Fucking gay. Nice guy. Yeah. He actually hung out with him. He made us call him Meat. He said if we become really good friends, he can call me the Loaf. So his best friends called him the Loaf? The Loaf.

I find that hard to believe that they would say, what's up, the Loaf? What's up, Loaf? Yeah, I'd say heavy Loaf. Just Loaf. Because Snoop Dogg's good friends call him Dogg, not Snoop. So maybe he took that from Meatloaf. Could have. They might have crossed paths. Snoop Dogg was telling us to call him Uncle Snoop.

Didn't they do a remix together? Snoop and Meat. Snoop Meat. Snoop Meat. I don't fucking know. Okay, what do we got to talk about? It's fucking July 14th. Let's start with that. What in the fuck? And it's pretty much rained every cock-sucking day this summer. Jesus.

Yeah, man. This sucks. Can't they do something about that? Isn't there some places that have some kind of chemical spray? May, hot as fuck. Forest fires, no rain. And June, nothing but rain. It's fucked.

And then July, getting better. July's getting better, man. Getting a little better. I have to admit, it's getting better. A little better. All the time. Are you hearing voices, man? No, man, it's just quiet.

It is eerily quiet. It's eerily quiet, man. Everybody's outside. I know. They're out in the yard playing hockey, where we should be. Here's a fuck-up that we should remember to never do. All right. For robbing somebody at gunpoint.

Indianapolis, this robber, Damien Boyce, fucking robbed a woman at gunpoint at her home. And he also made her send him a friend request on Facebook because she was so pretty. So he accepted the request and asked her out, said he'd pay her back the money. And she was too pretty to be robbed. So she immediately called the police and put him in jail. And he got arrested for several robberies and for shooting two people. So I thought there was, you know what? I thought this was going to be one of these happy ending type stories.

Wow, it's a dumb fucking. He's dumb, but maybe they could have fallen in love because she was dumb, and they lived happily ever after, had kids. If she ended up going out with him after that, she would be really, really dumb. Yeah. Hey, how'd you guys meet? Oh, he came to my house, fucking shoved a gun in my face, demanded money. Robbed me.

Yeah. But then we just... Then we hit it off on Facebook. My heart just swelled up. Wish we had a picture. I realized he was only about 80% fucked. Yeah, there's no picture of her to vouch whether or not she was that pretty. There's a picture of him.

Beauty's in the eye of the beholder anyway, Ricky, if he thought she was pretty. Is it, though? You know, I can remember there's been a couple times that we went to do a little stick-up, and we didn't rob them because the teller was hot. I did get somebody's phone number once when I robbed them. You see? So he's not too fucked, man. I didn't call him.

Well, yeah, I'm surprised because you lost the fucking number. That's why you didn't call him. Well, you're going to leave my number. I'm glad you you lost the fucking number. That's why you didn't call her. Well, you're going to leave her my number. I'm glad you caught that one. Ricky, she probably gave you the number because she was terrified and just trying to get you out of the fucking bank. I did call her from a pay phone, but I hung up. I got too nervous. See, you know what?

You know what's funny about this story? Here we're dissing this stupid fuck, but then Ricky did the same fucking thing. But? I didn't follow through, really. But we didn't have Facebook back then. Because he doesn't know how to use Facebook and shit anyway. Fuck all that stuff. It's ruining

everybody. Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. Okay, this is fucked. Did you know, this happened back in June, the end of June, June 28th actually. Okay. A couple weeks ago. People in South Korea all became a year younger.

Some of them almost two years younger. How? I've never heard of this before. In South Korea, when you get born, you're one year old. That's how they did it, you're one year old. That's how they did it. Yeah. One year old. When you get born, because they count the time in the womb and they round it up to 12 months.

So the day you're born, you're one. What? Yeah. So here's the other thing. On January 1st, you add another year to your life. So imagine you get born December 31st at 11 p.m. You're one years old. And then at midnight, you're two years old.

I'm two. This is so fucked, man. It doesn't make any sense. So now they finally adopted, you know, the normal born policy that everyone else uses in the world. So everyone in South Korea now is a year younger. Some of them are almost two years younger if you're born late December. So you've been saying you're like 45,

but now you're 43. That's fucked. That's a weird one. So what's it say on your passport? I think for certain things. For your date of birth. For certain things they must have had to do whatever the fucking date of birth was. Jesus. If somebody asked you how old you were in South Korea, that's what have had to do whatever the fucking date of birth was.

Jesus. If somebody asked you how old you were in South Korea, that's what you had to do. Never heard of that. Wow. That's fucked up, man. It is fucked up. It is. Very strange.

Yeah. Very strange. Just became two years younger. Penny Lane is in my, Penny in my eyes. This is, did you just hear about this fucking handbag? It's tinier than a grain of salt. Yes. And it's sold for $63,750.

I saw it. A little grain of salt. It's a little tiny handbag. It's this big. It's got Louis Vuitton stuff on it. But it's not made by Louis Vuitton. No, they didn't even get permission to put that on there. They just put it on. It's a little tiny handbag.

It's this big. But it's got handles and it's got an opening. It's a little bag. It was through some auction company, I guess Pharrell Williams owns or something. 65 grand it sold for. What the fuck? Why the fuck would you spend $63,000 on a fucking miniature microscope and handbag? Because we're talking about it right now.

And all these people are talking about it. And they're going to tell their friends. And all of a sudden, you're the guy that has that fucking handbag. What do you do with it? He's going to sell it for probably four or five times what he paid for it. I got it. How do you put it on display? He would have it on a little stick, like a little needle.

Or a little dish. Right on the end with a great big set of magnifiers pointing right at it. And you look through the magnifiers and it might be turning, too. I'd have it turning on the little. I bet your buddy's going to get banged because of this. Buddy's going to definitely get banged because of this little purse. Bank? Banged.

Oh, banged. But, I mean, it would be very easy to lose it. No kidding. If you dropped it, you'd be fucked. Yeah. Where's my little grain of salt handbag? And what would you keep in it? Nothing.

Something pretty fucking small. Maybe you could buy the world's smallest... Penny? Penny or... I don't know what the fuck you'd keep in it, man. Condoms? No. Microscopic bug? Oh, you could buy them microscopic condoms. They'd fit you.

You know what? I was waiting for that, man. Tiny bird joke. All right. This is another one that's kind of fucked. I was waiting for that, man. Tiny bird joke. All right. This is another one that's kind of fucked. And I don't know. Maybe it's a good thing. A man awkwardly pops a question to his girlfriend as she exits an airplane bathroom.

Thoughts? Say that again? He proposed to his fucking girlfriend as she's exiting the airplane bathroom. Why? I don't know. I thought it was weird, too. Other people thought it was great.

I mean, if you want the element of surprise to be the main thing, then that's probably one of the best places you could do it where she wouldn't be expecting it. I guess. I don't know she wouldn't be expecting it. I guess. But. I don't know about the romantic side of it. She's probably got, you know, she was just standing in strangers' piss. Yeah. Airplane bathrooms are piss covered.

Unless, okay, did she say yes? She did say yes. Did they go into the bathroom and do some banging right after that? No, I don't think so. Because that's romantic. It's a mile-high club, right? You're up there a mile banging. I don't know, if it was me, I'd be like,

Jesus Christ, I just took a shit, and now you're fucking down on one knee here? This couldn't have waited until we were on a beach? Because they were flying to Cancun. So he probably knelt right in the piss. Probably. Because there's piss tracks being clomped all over the fucking carpets of airplanes.

I guess it's got like two million fucking views on TikToks. It could have been one of those little things you just get people watching. What he should have did was hid in the bathroom and waited for it to come in. Right in the toilet. That would have been tricky. You're not going to wait and... If he had hid in the toilet and popped his head out. How is he going to fit the fucking toilet, man?

They're like this big. Well, you can maybe undo the ball. No, man. Down in the shit tank. That's too much of a reach, man. No, but if he wanted the element of surprise, right when she sat down, he could be like, honey, don't let her go yet. You know what it was? Stand up. He wanted to do it in front

of an audience of people, obviously, right? That's what it was. He was showing off. Yeah, and they all thought it was kind of cool. So, yeah, how could she say no, right? Well, that's the problem. Yeah. What if she wanted to say no? Because then she's stuck on a fucking plane with Dickhead and they're going to a resort, so...

Yeah, I imagine she had to say no. It could have went fucking south pretty easily. She had to say no. You know what? Great, you just ruined my vacation, you stupid cocksucker. They're doomed right from the beginning. They're done. They'll be fucking married for less than a year.

Done. They probably won't even get married, maybe. Just be engaged. She probably said, why didn't you fucking get down in the toilet if you wanted to surprise me? Holy fuck. Apollo 17 astronaut Harrison Smith. You ever hear of that motherfucker? Yeah.

He was allergic to moon dust. How the fuck does he know that? How the fuck did they not find out? He must have brought something back. And he sniffed it or something? Snorted it. Yeah, he did a fucking line. A moon line.

He racked out a moon line when he got back in the capsule. Fucking snorted it out, wanted to see what would happen. Yeah, that's pretty fucked. I wonder if anybody's ever snored at moon dust. Well, I'm sure it must have been done. No. Neil Armstrong, you think? One of those Russians banged up on vodka, maybe? Racking out lines in the capsule?

Remember that boat that burned with all those luxury cars and shit on it? Yeah, man. I never really understood why it couldn't be put out. I found this story about putting out an EV, electric vehicle fire. It is fucked. Yeah, you can't put them out because the battery's going fire. Here's the thing. A fire engine normally holds like 750 gallons of water.

It can take up to 40,000 gallons to completely extinguish a Tesla fire. Jesus. So if you round it up to 1,000 gallons, you would need 40 fucking fire engines to put out a fucking Tesla fire. Jesus Christ. Wouldn't you just take like a fucking big tarp or something

and just throw it on top of the cocksucker? They do have new fire tarps. You know what I'm saying? That's what I would do. They have new ones. I don't know if it'll extinguish them. Well, we should do some tests. Battery fire.

Here's the other head fuck. Fire engine pumps 200 gallons per minute. So at that rate, it would take over three fucking hours to put out a Tesla fire. Holy fuck. Like, that is fucking nuts. Yeah, because it's put out a Tesla fire. Holy fuck. Like that is fucking nuts. Yeah, because it's a different kind of fire.

Self, self, uh. So no wonder the cocksucking boat burned. Those were almost all electric vehicles. I'm fucking, I don't, you know what? The electric cars could suck it, man. I'm not ready for that kind of shit. Oh, we're gonna have to fucking figure something out because the price of gas is getting insane

with this goddamn carbon tax bullshit. Gas just went up, fuck, 15 cents a liter, 20 cents a liter. Doesn't really affect me. My fucking truck is great on gas. In the 19th century, the slang term for sex was horizontal refreshment. Yeah, we talked about that before was horizontal refreshment. Yeah.

We talked about that before. I like it. Fuck. In what year? 19, I don't know, man. Horizontal refreshment. Yeah. Which it is.

Hey, baby, would you like a horizontal refreshment? It's a great pickup line. What is that? Maybe not so much. You might get slapped. What would the line be, Ricky? Do you want to go back to my place for some horizontal refreshments? Hey there, sweet cheeks?

For a little horizontal refreshment? Mm-hmm. Slap! It's the sweet cheeks part that might get you punched. I'll get punched anyway. I just heard about this today. Julian said it's been happening for a while. But Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg agreed to cage fight?

Yes. They're going to fight, man. Elon, he's got a bit of martial arts experience. No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. Zuckerberg does. Zuckerberg does. No, but so does Elon.

No, he doesn't. Yes, he does. Bullshit. I don't know. You've got to fucking look it up, man. He said the only time he works out is when he picks up his kids and throws them in the air. No, he used to do it when he was younger.

Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg's going to fucking wreck him. He won like a jujitsu tournament, didn't he? Yes. It's going to be, yeah, I don't think it's going to be very much of a fight. Musk is a lot bigger than that little fucker. I know, but he's useless. I guess if you can get him down on the ground, just lay on top

of him. Zuckerberg's a wiry little fuck that does jiu-jitsu. He's gonna be all over it. As a child, Elon Musk trained in judo, karate, and taekwondo. As a child! And then he briefly trained in jiu-jitsu in Palo Alto.

Okay, it might be a better fight than I thought. Well, when it was first announced, the article said he had zero training. And the winner gets to give the other one a horizontal refreshment. And that's going to be on pay-per-view as well. Imagine that.

We would make so much money. The winner gets to give the horizontal refreshment or he gets to receive one? I don't know. What's better? Zuckerberg, he's earned two medals so far. Zuckerberg's going to destroy him. He's a white belt. Isn't that like beginner?

Isn't that the belt you get when you join us? Yeah, he's got to be more than a fucking white belt. The suit comes with a white belt when you buy it at the store. Pretty sure I have a white belt. I've never had a suit on. See, this would be a fight. What if Keanu Reeves took on both of them? Said, bring it on, motherfuckers.

Can Keanu fight? Yes, man. he's a fucking machine I thought he had a bad knee no man well you're thinking of Kiefer Sutherland was that just in the movie he's learned all kinds of different shit I bet you Kiefer Sutherland can fight hockey fights man I bet you he can fight but I want to see Kiefer Sutherland fight Keanu Reeves. That's a much more interesting fight. Alright. Who else could we bear against each other? I know who I want to fight.

Who? I forget his name. No, I remember this. You don't know who you want to fight. Danny McBride. That would be a good fight. Yeah. Battle of the hair. I think he would fucking kill fight Danny? That would be a good fight. Yeah. Battle of the hair. I think he would fucking kill me, but it would be...

I don't know. Fuck him, man. Fuck Danny. If I could just tie up his little jersey like a hockey player, I think I could do all right. Yeah. He's a fucking big boy, though, isn't he? I think so.

Danny McBride. I don't know who I'd want to fight. There's got to be somebody out there, though. Dwayne Johnson? I don't want to fight that big motherfucker. You should fight Brad Pitt. I would, though. Fuck him.

Bring it on. You should fight Brad Pitt. He seems like a nice dude, man. I don't want to fight him. He fought Bruce Lee in that movie. Yeah, okay. That might be an all right fight. I forgot about that.

He actually fired him into the side of that car. It was Fight Club. Fight Club. He was pretty jacked. Yeah. I'd fight Danny DeVito. I'd beat the fuck out of Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito.

Yeah. Isn't he like, he's not very big, I don't think. No, he's only about 4'8". Taxi, Danny I don't think. No, he's only about 4'8". Taxi, Danny DeVito taxi. Yeah, he's only about 4'8". You don't want to fight him. He's old. Yeah, he's old.

He's old as hell. If he's only that tall, I'd fucking wreck him. So what would be the opening? I just want to make sure I win, that's all. A knee to the head? Maybe. Uppercut? Although he might be trained in jiu-jitsu.

I think Danny DeVito's a lot more tougher than you think he is. I bet you Danny DeVito, I wouldn't fight him. I bet you he's tough as nails. He'd be getting some low shots in, dude. He's like a little fucking badger. You know who was into cage fight and stuff that they didn't know about? It was that fucking mall cop dude. What's his name?

Paul Blurt, mall cop? Yeah, yeah Blair yeah yeah he's done Kevin yeah he's fucking shot a movie about that shit yeah man maybe the maybe I can't wait that fucker Kevin James and James okay would you fight Kevin Hart he can probably fight. He probably can, man. Yeah, I would. Yeah, I'd fight him. I'd make him tell me some jokes and then I'd fight him. Yeah, he'd be another person. He'd be like, he's too nice to fucking want to hit. This is a weird story.

This mayor in Mexico married a fucking alligator-like reptile who he calls Princess Girl. Do they? I don't know. Is it a real alligator? It's an alligator-like reptile. What kind of fucking reptile is that then? He says, I accept responsibility because we love each other. You can't have a marriage without love, and we have love. And I guess her name is Alicia Adriana.

She looked quite beautiful. They kissed and stuff. The kiss? Yeah. He kisses an alligator? I think the fucking snout was tied closed. It's got a snout. It's a fucking lizard tongue.

It looks just like an alligator, yes. Is it alive? Is this like a snout? Yes. Oh my fuck. Had on a cute little wedding dress and a veil. What? So he probably fucked it. He's definitely fucking it. He's 100%

fucking a lizard. And he has to tie its mouth shut to kiss it. Yeah. Because it'll bite his face off. So they're not really in love. That's the case. No. He's in love, I guess, but not her.

She'd like to bite his fucking nose off. She's an alligator. She doesn't know what's happening. That's weird. All she knows is she's wearing a little dress

and she's driving around in a car when she wants to be in the swamp. Do alligators have hurts? Yes. Yes. She probably takes her out

for ice cream and shit. She's like, I want to go to the swamp. I want to eat some fucking frogs. I want to eat a frog, not a fucking... I don't want your tongue down my snows. Or your body parts in me. That's fucking gross, man. There must be a reason for it.

He's hoarding for fucking lizards, man. He's a lizard fucker. There's not many out there, I guess. He's a lizard fucker. There's not many out there, I guess. He's a lizard fucker. It's pretty simple, Ricky. He's a lizard fucker. Didn't even know there was such a thing. Oh, yeah.

There's people that like to fuck every type of animal under the sun, probably. Yeah, I guess that is a thing, isn't it? I would think so. I never really got into that. Did you try? No. Jesus, man't it? I would think so. I never really got into that. Did you try? No. Jesus, man. Don't try to fuck animals.

I guess you can't knock it until you try it, but yeah. No, you don't knock anything. When it comes to fucking animals, you stay where you pet them and you feed them. That's what I do. Jesus Christ. In Columbia, dried ants replace popcorn as a typical movie theater snack. Fuck that. Dried ants. Dried ants. A little dried ant cover and melted butter snack. Fuck that. Dried ants.

Dried ants. A little dried ant covering a mouth of butter might be all right. Might be delicious. Butter is some dill pickle fucking seasoning. Do they eat them with a spoon? No, just. But they're so small. They're much bigger.

Dead, man. Mexican ants are bigger, maybe. Mexican ants, they could be big. But dried ants, wouldn't they be all crumbly? So is popcorn, though. No, it isn't. I think it's her. Oh, I want some popcorn. Oh boys crave if we weren't in jail We could go to see Indianapolis. Yeah. Yes, man. I was thinking about that. I Want to see Indiana Jones? They must been shooting for like 40 years because I'm proud of the movie. He looks really young

No, that's all digital Ricky. They made him they use a I do I mad They must have been shooting for like 40 years because I'm proud of the movie he looks really young. No, that's all digital, Ricky. They made him, they used AI. AI, man. Can they do that for me? Yes, they can de-age it. Big time. Perfect.

They should make, we should make our, the show, boys, where we're, you know. 27. No, like teens. Let's do it. For what? We should get them, the camera people to film us, but then turn us into kids with the digital. Then we can teach kids how to fucking live. Get off your fucking phones and smoke some dope, you little fuck.

I agree, man. Do something. Make some money. Stop being bums. There's a t-shirt. That's a good t-shirt. Get off your phone and smoke some dope, you little fuck. Yeah, back in the good old days. Skin mags.

Skin mags. 25 cent saggers. 25 cent bags of chips. 25 cent fucking soda pop. Remember, you used to go to the store with a dollar bell. You'd get four fucking items. God, those were the days. Chips pop in a bar, and then another little candies.

Some candies. Dessert candies. Yeah. One dollar. You can't get fuck all for a dollar now. You can't get your nuts fucking Can't even cross the bridge, man. You need about ten bucks to go to the fucking store now. You can't even put your nuts

in one of those golf ball cleanups for a dollar. Yes, you can. Remember you used to do one of those golf ball cleaners for a dollar. Yes you can. Remember you used to do that at the golf course, Ricky? No. Really? The ball cleaner. You don't remember stuffing your balls down in the ball cleaner? I don't. I must have blacked that out. Was it enjoyable? No! You almost tore your nuts off. That's probably why I blacked it out.

No, it wasn't enjoyable. Everybody was telling you not to do it, and you're like, well, it's a ball cleaner. That's what it's for. Yeah, I sort of remember doing that now. It did clean them up nice, but it fucking hurt. No, it tucked the top layer of skin off. That's why they look clean. Holy fuck.

Back in 1893. What a day that was, man. It was more than a day. It was a whole year. Well, no, in Chicago and the World's Fair, man. Oh, yeah that was, man. It was more than a day. It was a whole year. Well, no. In Chicago, in the World's Fair, man. Oh, yeah. I remember that. Juicy Fruit Gum, Cracker Jacks, and the Ferris Wheel.

Did I talk about this? No. And the Ferris Wheel all made their debut at the World's Fair. That's a fucking big day. Juicy Fruit Gum, Cracker Jacks, an early version, and the fucking Ferris Wheel. Imagine that. That's quite a day, you're right. So you could have been on the Ferris wheel

with all those fucking things. Happy as fuck. Yeah. You could have eaten Cracker Jacks and then you'd put gum in and go, oh fuck. That's a fuck up, you don't do that. This gum, this, I don't know what this is, but it's terrible because it's all full

of my Cracker Jack teeth. Well it's taking it out of your teeth that's stuck, so hey. And all three of those things still exist today, don't they? Yes. Yes, we can still buy Cracker Jacks. Is that the one where you get the toy? We can still buy Juicy Fruit. So Wrigley's gum started in what year?

1893, man. Wow. Wow. I also didn't know this. France is the most visited fucking country in the world. Get the fuck out of town. I believe that. I also didn't know this, France is the most visited fucking country in the world. Get the fuck out of town. I believe that.

Because the women are so fucking beautiful there. And the Eiffel Tower, people love the Eiffel Tower. Fuck the Eiffel Tower. People love the tower. The Eiffel Tower. It's kind of cool on New Year's Eve when they do all the fireworks and shit off of it. People jump to their deaths. No, I made that part up.

Who jumps to their death on New Year's Eve off the Eiffel Tower? Maybe somebody does. That gets like 15 centimeters higher during the summer because of the metal. Did you ever... Wow. Did you ever see the footage of the guy

that jumped off the Eiffel Tower with his flying suit? No. No. It was a bad idea. They did not make it? He died. Yeah, I bet he did. This was in, but this was in like 1800 something.

He had a suit and he just, you know, he told everybody he was gonna jump and soar down and everybody came. Fuck. Newspapers and everybody and he just, I mean, you can imagine what happened. He just jumped off like this and he just, I mean, you can imagine what happened. He just jumped off like this and he just went splattered. His arms would have went up like that.

He wasn't up at the top. He was only up at the... Oh, well, that's a fuck up right there. He was only up at the base. Like, he didn't... They must know a new math back then or something because, I mean, just by looking at it, you're like, there's no fucking way, bud. You're gonna die. Like, couldn't he have tried it going down a field, like, with a gradual slope?

He did. He said he had it all researched and mapped out, and it worked. He's fucked. I mean, you can watch it on there. It's on the YouTube. Let's see who got born on July the 14th. William Hanna. Hanna-Barbera?

Hanna-Barbera. Woody Guthrie? Woody Guthrie. This land is your land. This land is my land. This land is my land. I hate that song. From Bonavista to Vancouver Island. From the Arctic Circle to the Great Lake Waters.

This land was made for me and you. Whatever the fuck it is. Fucking hate that song, man. Jane Lynch. Jane Lynch. Funny lady. Best in show. She was fucking great in that.

Very funny lady. Doesn't she host The was fucking great in that. Very funny lady. Doesn't she host The Weakest Link? I don't know. I think she does. I think I've seen her commercials. That's pretty good. She does, man. Taboo from Black Eyed Peas. Taboo.

We know Taboo. Taboo. And Conor McGregor. Julian. Why Julian? Because Julian likes to rub himself. Likey likey. No, no, I think he's a good fighter, man.

Julian likes to rub his forehead with signal. Guess who else was born on July 14th? Ricky. Ricky's mom. Ricky's mom? Happy birthday, mom, wherever the fuck you are. Really? Yeah.

Don't even know if she's still alive. If she is, she's at a fucking truck stop somewhere probably in Utah. Making a living. Hopefully not today. Hopefully she's enjoying her birthday. Maybe that's how she enjoys it. Alright you know what? I got shit to do in here.

I gotta get the fuck out of here, boys. I'm done. I'm gonna go outside and play some fucking ball hockey. I'm going back to my cell for a long winter's nap. You gonna do some bed rotting? Some what? Bed rotting.

That's what they call it these days. That's the term. Bed rotting? Where you hang out in your bed all fucking day. Rot away in bed. I'm making booze. I'm gonna check out the booze we got on the go. All right. See you guys later. Later!

That's it. That's it? We're done? Yeah. All right. Say goodbye, bubs. Good night. To watch the video perk after dark, go to SwearNet.com or go to the Trailer Perk Boys SwearNet app.