Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 8 - The Sunnyvale Simulation

Episode Date: July 15, 2024

Life, the Universe and Everything... holy f**k Boys, Bubbles has got it all figured out! Settle back with a glass of Julian's Wiener vodka, a Joe Beef steak and some mushrooms, and prepare to get your mind blowed. Also: Love Shark Week? Get ready for Arse Week!

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. I'm just saying, he wouldn't say 100%, but he basically said, yes, we are living in a fucking simulation. And I'm freaking out. So, like, the whole Matrix movie, that shit's real then, right? It could be.

Well, fuck. It could be. I mean, he said, look, I don't like to say, I never use the word 100%, but as close as you can fucking get to 100%. And he's an AI smart fella. I don't believe any of that shit. So we're in a simulation, so all this shit is happening. So someone controlling me? AI smart fella. I don't believe any of that shit. So we're in a simulation.

So all this shit that's happening. So someone's controlling me? No. No, I don't. I control me. I don't think it means they're controlling you, Ricky. It's like the Sims. You're like a, you still have your own, you know, free will and everything.

I'm real. Well, you are and you aren't. So you're saying that the whole fucking earth and stuff could be like in a jar. This guy with the microscope fucking saying, oh, yeah. No, no, it's a computer. Like we're in VR. So we're like VR right now. Yes.

VR. You know when you play Grand Theft Auto and you can drive anywhere in the world and you go over there and there's people already there. Yeah, but they're just's people already there. Yeah. But they're just kind of doing this. Yeah. It's like a super powerful version of that, except like if I poke you, like those muscles, obviously. Jesus Christ, man.

Are very muscularly real. Yeah, Bob, fuck off with that shit. Okay, so. I'll buy it. So this is not really real right now. Okay, in in the matrix the guy fucking gets out of the simulation and he's in a fucking egg are you saying that's we could be doing that we could be we could be in fucking eggs having our brains harvested right now it's fucked up boys i'm freaking out so when we're banging it's a simulation bang we're not really banging.

No, you're banging because the computer's so powerful. Every unit, like you, me, man. All your cells and everything. You can feel that. It's all like you can feel it, but it's all computer generated. Yeah, but that would have had to happen thousands of years ago. No, it wouldn't, Ricky, because if they turned the fucking simulation on, they could just make your brain think that things have been here for 15, the Earth might only be fucking.

What about all the dinosaur bones? They're just simulated bones, Ricky. No. Wow. I think, I mean, I know it sounds crazy. If anyone should believe it, it's me, and I don't. But think about, you know, the Big Bang Theory. Yes.

You know what the Big Bang Theory basically says? I it was okay but not the show ricky the fucking the actual big bang theory says that there was nothing and then the whole universe came out of like an atom the whole universe expanded instantaneously what What the fuck does that sound like? It sounds like a switch getting flicked on on a fucking computer. All right, so what's that? That's where the Earth, everything in the universe came. It just came out of nowhere. Well, yeah, the power switch.

So you're telling me all these fucking people that are, like, trying to manifest shit, they're basically talking to the guy? Yes, that's probably what. The guy would be like okay i'm gonna let that happen this guy's gonna fucking win some money boop i'll listen to you but if anybody else comes up and tries to talk to me with the shit be like ah shut the fuck up i don't want to hear it i'm enjoying my life fuck off so what happens when you fucking die is it the guy like okay i'm heading up for this guy i'm gonna put him in an accident no me yeah i mean i don't think he's no he's not controlling every single person he's just so it's like a fucking he's watching a basically a bunch of ants building

a colony yeah they're reproducing he's like playing the sims so things are happening when you're so fucked when he's off at the grocery store getting his groceries. So is the earth flat around then? We don't know. Well, in this simulation, it's round for sure. We've proven that. Holy fuck, boys, I can't do drugs ever again. Well, no, I think doing drugs is probably a good thing and drinking because fuck it,

you may as well do it in do it. You'll forget all about your stress and you'll be good. Wow. Okay. So I mean, I got a story here about this dude who's like 35 years old. I mean, this guy looks like he's about 12. Yeah, he looks like a teenager. Did you see that fucking guy? But you know

what he's saying? Eat right. Balance diet. Stay out of the sun. No sun. Eight hours minimum sleep. And do some banging. And look at this fucking guy. That guy's saying. Eat right. Balance diet. Stay out of the sun. No sun. Eight hours minimum sleep. And do some banging. And look at this fucking guy. That guy's 35. Let me see him. That guy,

that's a simulation right there. There's no fucking way. That guy's not 35. He's fucking 35, man. But he could have some fucking condition. No, he's saying he stayed out of the fucking sun.

He's not saying that he does, but he could. I don't think so, man. There's no fucking way. It's not just because he fucking stayed out of the sun. He's full of shit. Do you know how many fucking people eat a good diet? Or.

Stay out of the sun and get fucking sick. Or in the simulation, there's a glitch where he's not aging. Ah. He's full of shit. Glitch. That's it. It's a fucking glitch. I bet you his nickname's Glitch, for fuck's sakes.

He's got some fucking glitch. Holy fuck, boys. We're in a simulation. Don't fuck this. I wish we were, because then nothing would matter. I'd go fucking crazy. Way crazy like that. Well, no, stuff still matters, Ricky, because it's still...

What the fuck does it matter? Well, you're still operating in the world. You can't just go out and start murdering people. You still have a life. Who gives a fuck then? You still have a life. I'm just saying, it's just weird. And things could be happening.

So, you know, when they say Santa's watching you, are you naughty or nice? I'm like, yes. So why do you fucking dream? That's when you're just in your shutdown mode. They probably have to cycle the fucking, you know, the processor has to fucking overheat. And they got to cool down the processor. So they just put everybody to sleep for eight hours. That sounds weird, man. No.

It's not overheating, the fucking processor. Well, that's why you have to sleep to cool down the processor. Fuck, that would be a big chip in that computer, wouldn't it? Oh, it'd have to be fucking alien, man. It's not of this world. No, but that's the thing the aliens are fucking they do it they they can do aliens are just in the simulation too the whole universe you know so when we're looking at planets out there all right just a pixel from the sounds

of it you could be afraid of the simulation just going yep yep, yep. And we're done. I don't give a fuck. Well, if we're done, we're done. Like, if you turn up for an hour. Well, no, I mean, you wouldn't know. You wouldn't fucking know. So party it up. I think everybody should even party more now. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Fuck it. I'm getting drunk tonight. And our time is different. You know what I mean? What do you mean? Well, we're, you know, however old, but our whole lives might have just went by in his time. Like that.

In his time. And it's just a memory of our childhood. Yes. Fuck, Bob. It's just memories that they implanted. None of that actually happened. It's just happening here. Holy fuck.

Should we start the fucking show? Welcome to the Park After Dark. This is fucked. You know, Should we start the fucking show? Welcome to the Park After Dirk. This is fucked. You know, this is July the 12th. I'm just saying, the Park After Dirk is a place where people can go to learn shit when they're fucked up. Yep. I'm not doing those drugs ever again, Ricky. I don't know what they were.

No, you're not. I don't know what they were, and I don't want them. Good. Well, I'm sick of this shit. Too powerful. What drugs are you talking about? I don't know what they were and I don't want them. Good. Well, I'm sick of this shit. Too powerful. What drugs are you talking about? I don't know. The fucking...

Take some edibles, bulbs, mushrooms, fuck it. You know what, when you take mushrooms, you're fucking around with the matrix, basically. Then I think that's a good thing. So how about Montreal, hey? What do you mean? Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, we were in Montreal last weekend.

Simulated Montreal was awesome. It was fucking great, man. The fans were fucking spectacular. I was given a lot of gifts. See, you know what? We went in there not knowing because, I mean, it's been a long time since we've been there, and it's always this thing.

You know, because people come back, they kind of, like, stick with the French part of it. You know what I mean? Keep the French alive and the French language. So we didn't know whether we're watching her show or whatever but they fucking were because a lot of people were trying to speak a little french you did you know what you did all right man they actually nodded i think they like my last name i guess the floor is a big french name back the floor has good hot dogs. Had to, got to experience Joe Beef. Joe Buff.

Joe Beef. We did. Good experience. Joe Beef. I mean, okay, people out there don't know what Joe Beef is. It's probably the equivalent

to going to what in Hollywood? Like Nobu or something? Something like that? Is that? No, it would be more. More? More? Okay, like what?

Harder to get in. Like it's a hard place to get in? I got us in. No problem. You did? The staff to get in. Like it's a hard place to get in? I got us in. No problem. You did? Yeah, I did. And the owner? Fuck you did.

Who did then? The bubbler got us in. I know. Who didn't get us in was me. Okay, Ricky definitely didn't get us in. I think I got us in. I enjoyed the fuck out of it. I got us in.

We watched fucking Team Canada make it to the semifinals. Unfortunately, we lost to Argentina. Oh, shit, I forgot to watch the fucking game. It was a tough game. What was the score? I totally forgot. Two-nothing. Son of a cock.

But they are playing the bronze medal game on fucking tomorrow. That's a lot better than us. Son of a cock, I forgot to watch it. Party weekend. We're going to have to party this weekend, boys. Well, we are going to party this weekend. Actually, you know what? We're going to be going to Calgary tomorrow, Ricky.

All right, Saturday night. Tomorrow night. We're going to be in Calgary on stage. And we're going to get fucked up and have a good time. I'm going to Calgary tonight. Are you? Yep. Well, yeah, it's probably best.

So where are we at in Calgary? Do we remember? Stampede. No, I know, but. No, it's on a stage. Back alley. Back alley something. Back alley.

Back street. You can Google it. St. Esonia, we're going to be on before then. Get the crowd riled up to party. So that's going to be fun, man. It's been a long time since we've been on stage. It has been, yeah yeah calgary stampede everybody come out tomorrow night we're going to be on stage google it you'll see it calgary

stampede trailer park do you know what you're going to do on stage by the way do we know what's happening i told them that you would do a uh oil up muscle pose pose. I think you should play one of your new songs. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bub's got a fucking, he's got an album coming out in November. Oh, it'll be out before that. You should do a new song. You should do one of the new ones. The album's called Long Hauler.

Yeah, I think you should. What one would you do? Is that a reference to your penis? No, it's a reference to truck driving, Ricky. Can you do one of your new songs without the shit rockers? Because they're not coming with us. I'll fill in. What, are you going to play the fucking pot?

Yeah, here we go. I'll play drums and bass. All right, Ricky's going to play drums or bass. No, both. I'm going to watch. I'm going to drink and try to get the crowd going. Ricky, just because you saw someone else do that? It looked pretty easy.

It's not. Oh, maybe I could play a song. Like what? What song would you? What are you thinking? I Only Got Eyes For You. All right. That's a slower one, right?

No, that's a fucking rocker. That's a dancer. All right. Give me a bit of it right now. We were out walking, just taking in the day. That one, that one. And I got gawking at a lady's bouquet, a bouquet of boobs. Not too bad for a simulation.

That's a good pop-banging song. It is, man. Yeah. All right. Well, we're going to hear some new tunes if you come up to the show. This is fucking great. I can't wait. My gal got twisted.

I said, baby, think it through. I'm just focusing and only good eyes for you. Save it for tomorrow night. Imagine this happened to you. You're fucking, you fall asleep on a goddamn floaty. One of those little rings. Rainbow ring. Yeah.

Drunk. And you drift in the open sea for 19 hours. That's fucked up. I can see that happening to me. Yeah, I can totally see that happening. The fucking guy got lucky because a fishing boat found him. Holy fuck. Very dehydrated and sunburned.

What, he fell asleep, like, at the beach? Sort of floaty at the shore. Out in the ocean. Fucking wakes up. 19 hours later. He woke up before that, but he wasn't found for 19 fucking hours. Oh, he woke up, and then he was like, holy fuck, there's no land. Holy fuck, there's no land, no people.

Where the fuck am I? Oh, my fuck. That's terrifying, man. Would you ever shit your pants, wouldn't you? Well, he's lucky he didn't get the arse eaten out of him by a fucking shark. Yeah, because his arse would be down in the water through the hole. He'd be arse first, man. Shark would be up there and start giving him a rimmer.

You know how dogs sniff each other's arses? Do sharks kind of like that? Is that a thing? They'll give you a rimmer. Really? Yeah, man. Yeah. Except they bite.

They're not sniffing to fuck. No, no. They'll do the tongue first. Sharks do that with their tongue. Oh, yeah. No, they don't, man. Yeah, they do. They toss your salad and then they eat it.

No, buddy. Buddy's lucky he didn't get a shark tongue in first and then an eatin'. And then they'll get the corner of their fin in there. So Buddy would be getting the shark tongue. I've never seen that. There's a mermaid down there diddling around with my ass and then, oh, God. He'd just reach down and pull his shorts down so the shark could get full access. I've never seen that on Shark Week. Shark Week.

Arse Week. Shark Week and Arse Week do a collab. Yeah, that would be fun. Just starting to calm down, boys. Do you ever hear that fucking, do you even know the French Excalibur, the sword that's in the rock and shit? Yes. Do you know that there was actually a fucking sword stuck into the side of this fucking rock building? Yes.

In France somewhere? Of course I do. Someone fucking stole it. It's been there in the fucking wall, in this wall for like 18, 1300 years. One in a hundred years. Or was it smart? I mean, this thing. What an arsehole. Or was it smart? I mean, this thing. What's it worth?

It was basically the tourist attraction of this fucking town. Now they're going by a sightseeing. Oh, see that hole? There used to be a fucking sword in there. See that hole? Now you can bang it. Now you can bang it. For 10 bucks.

Was it a bad thing? Or the guy that stole it. Now it's a glory hole. How much would you pay for that? If you had millions. For 10 bucks. Was it a bad thing or the guy that stole it? Now it's a glory hole. How much would you pay for that? If you had millions and millions and millions of dollars. I wouldn't pay fuck all for that. What if you were an art collector or you collected this shit? But it's not a piece of art, really.

Well, it's a fucking sword. It's an old rusted sword, isn't it? It's a sword that's probably killed a lot of people, man. Well. I don't know. I'm thinking. If that town was going under, they could turn that into the Excalibur Glory Hall. Jesus Christ.

And make a lot of money. Just go up. Nah, you know, well, they'd have to build staircases. Jam your wiener in there. It's 32 feet high. And there's a knight back there with a helmet on. How'd they get it out, I wonder? They fucking.

Hydraulics. Yeah, they definitely used machines. Hydraulics suck machine. Why would they use a hydraulic suck machine? But I don't know how they get it. I don't know, man. The thing was that there was a fucking chain attached to it. Like, it's pretty fucked up.

Did they break the blade or the whole thing's gone? No, look. I'll show you what it looked like, bubs. See that? In the wall with a chain attached to it 32 feet high it doesn't look that hard to get out actually that doesn't just wait Wiggly just a little bit wiggle it wiggle it just a little bit this youtuber couple the

They posted a video of them filming their fucking two-year-old daughter trapped in a car on a hot day for half an hour crying instead of letting it out. Trying to get content. I thought they'd fucking YouTube a little clip of me beating the fuck out of both of them. Yeah, I agree, man. What the fuck is wrong with people? What do you mean they filmed her? That's what they posted. They locked their fucking kid in a hot car.

By accident? No. And while she's crying, posted. They locked their fucking kid in a hot car. By accident? No. And while she's crying, because she can't get out, they're filming her. Oh, my fuck. Put them in fucking jail. Yeah. It makes me a little violent, I've got to say. Even if it was a cat or a dog.

I thought you meant they accidentally locked her in, and then instead of breaking the window, they tried to get... They put her in there. Yeah. Somebody should roast those two cocksuckers on an open fire. I hear you, man. Maybe not that, but you know what I mean? Put them in a fucking car for fucking 10 hours. That's what I think.

Yeah. For fucking two hours. Put them in a car for three hours and let them... What the fuck was... Hey! That's weird. No. It's the simulation guy signaling us.

It's a fucking toy that he has. It's over there somewhere, man. Oh, and it just went off for no reason when we're talking about roasting people alive? It was the buzzer that we use for fucking Jeopardy. It's over there somewhere. We're roasting people alive, and he...

Don't start roasting. You know, are you going to be fucking going on about this for the rest of yes lives it's kind of a big deal if we find out we're not real julian but can we do anything holy fuck do you think that might be a big news story breaking news we're not real holy you know why don't you try to fucking stop it then all right try to get out of the i don't want to get out of it. Well, shut up then. Just fucking go with it.

Drink. Hold me. Have a drink. I'm not holding you, bubs. I'll hug you later. Just one little cuddle. No, man. Tell me it's going to be all right.

Have a fucking drink. Kiss the top of my head. No. Come on, you. No, man. There. Jesus. No, don't be kissing me, man.

Just let me kiss the muscles. No. There. Jesus. No, don't be kissing me, man. Just let me kiss the muscles. No. Have a drink. Did you know there's a club? Glory Hole called Excalibur? Yes, I did. Yeah, that's great. GTA, I think, means?

Grand Theft Auto. Or what if it's? Greater Transit Authority. What if it's something to do with Toronto? Greater Toronto Area. What? Something to do with Toronto. Greater Toronto area. Good. There's a club there called Skinny Dippers. No.

I guess it's been there since 93. Bullshit. But they're allowing kids to join now. What? Okay, is it what I think it is? See, the simulation's going off the fucking track here. And if you're between 14 and 18, you don't even need to be accompanied by an adult. And their policy, all it states is no overt sexual activity permitted.

What the fuck does that mean, Bob? It's because I don't understand it. No banging in public. No, like, jacking off or that kind of shit. Why are they inviting kids at a skinny dippers club is that what it is you go to this

fucking pool and you take your clothes off it's like a and they have like your kids naked naturalist place oh fuck I mean to each their own

I guess but it's a little fucked up for kids imagine being a kid and you're fucking roaming around dealing with that shit yeah

and you gotta think oh my Jesus, what is going on in the fucking world? I don't know, man. Jesus, Murphy. Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. To each their own, I guess, but holy fuck. I wouldn't want my kids' little fucking motel exposed to that shit.

No. No, sir. I got a new business idea. I think it's going to fuck. I think it's really easy. Skinny Dippers Club. No. No.

Muscle Wax. No. No. You know how we can make vodka? You know, we make vodka. Okay, we can. It's easy. It's with potatoes, right?

Yes. Not easy, but. No, it can be done. But check this out. There's a foot model that sells fucking wine from the grapes that she uses to her feet to crush. Yeah. And she's fucking selling a bottle of wine for 130 bucks. This is what I'm thinking. Use your wiener to make the vodka.

No, man. No, no, no, no. Slice the potatoes with his wiener. No. Boys, shut the fuck up. We're going to get very beautiful women

and maybe for the ladies we'll get some good looking dudes to fucking make, you know, the vodka. The whole process, videotape it.

People love it. Is she selling the old grapes or is she selling... She's selling the wine. She's making the grapes with her feet and they're like, you know those people

who fucking jack off to people with the feet pictures and stuff do they yeah yeah it's a big foot fetish man people are loving it women do the same thing wow so i'm thinking we do that we do the same thing man but you don't squish potatoes with your feet but if you're making potato vodka and you're in a nice i mean if you're going that route why don't you just you rub your wiener all over the potatoes, make the vodka out of that, and sell Julian's wiener vodka. It's the same idea. Wiener vodka.

It's just as fucked. No, I'm talking about more other things. Like what? Females doing it. Like hot women. So what do they do with the potatoes? Well, the wiener vodka could be for the dudes. What do we call the women's vodka? What are you thinking they do with the potatoes? Well, the weak meat of vodka could be for the dudes. What do we call the women's vodka?

What are you thinking they do with the potatoes? What do you mean? What do they do with the potatoes that makes the vodka? Are they just handling them like this? Cutting them up and stuff and, you know, preparing everything. So they're not robbing them of things. No, man. They're just making it, but they're fucking.

Well, here's the confusion. The wine, you said it's because she uses her feet to squish the grapes and people jack off the pictures of feet. Yeah. I figured you were taking the potatoes and doing something weird with them. Okay, maybe we've got girls and guys naked making this fucking potato vodka. We've got a full video, and that's naked vodka. That's what you can call it.

All right. All right. You can call it. All right. All right. You can try it, I guess. You go right ahead. I'm going to start a legitimate business. It's not weird. And if we can find like a celebrity to want to do this and get a cut, like maybe 10%? Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

Fucking Brad Pitt would love to get in on this. Well, not Brad Pitt. Give it a week, you'll be fucking going out of business. So you'll be driving potatoes up your arse trying to save the business. I'm just thinking it's a good idea, Bob. It's better than what you're doing right now. No, I'm going to start a legit business that doesn't involve weirdo stuff that people actually want. Like what?

Like cat food. Organic homemade cat food. All right. It's already out there. Yeah, well, not like mine. Good luck with that. This is a fucking weird one. It's already out there. It's already out there. Yeah, well, not like mine. Good luck with that. This is a fucking weird one. This Florida man was arrested.

He handed a bank teller a note asking for one cent. She's like, well, I can't give you one cent. He's like, what do I need to do here? Do I need to say the word? So she hits the alarm, and the cops came, and he got fucking charged with felony robbery for a cent. Doesn't matter how much the money it is. He's demanding money in a threatening manner.

Did you give the guy a fucking gift? Did the guy just want to go to jail? Yeah, he did. Definitely. Like, ask for at least 100 bucks or something. What, the guy just want to go to jail? Yeah, he did. Definitely. Like, ask for at least a hundred bucks or something. Like, a penny? The fuck? You can't even buy anything with a penny.

We don't even make pennies in Canada anymore. Nope. He's not very smart. Nope. There's got to be something wrong with him. I would think he's got something wrong. If you're going in to rob a bank for a penny. Unless he was just dared to do it or a practical joke.

Yeah, maybe he thought, well, nothing will happen to me because I'm only asking for a penny. Unless he was just dared to do it or practical joke. Yeah, maybe he thought, well, nothing will happen to me because I'm only asking for a penny. What a fucking waste of money for taxpayers.

How much is it going to cost to keep him in there eating, what, 30 grand a year or something crazy? I think it's more than that, isn't it? Oh, it's like 100.

Are you fucking kidding me? I think so. It's not 30 grand to keep anybody alive for a year. This might have something to do with the simulation, Bubbs. I'll let you figure it out. According to a 19, I mean a 2019 fucking survey, 45% of Americans say they believe in ghosts, with more than one-third of those polled

saying that they have personally felt being in the presence of a fucking ghost or a spirit. How many percent? Fucking 45. So almost half the people in the States believe in ghosts. You don't. Do you know that the dissimilation, it's like, what, a glitch?

Oh, a million percent ghosts could be real now. See, this is... They're just programmed. They're just... The weird thing is, how many fucking ghost shows are there? And none of them have ever found a ghost or shown a ghost.

Nope. Hmm. Because, you know, ghosts are like, fuck you. We're not going to get this on. Because ghosts aren't real. No, but they could be just programmed, you know. Let's freak these motherfuckers out.

Or maybe it's programmed in such a way that only certain people can see and feel ghosts. It's like there's a glitch. I don't know, man. Bubz, you're fucking me up, man. Oh, I've been thinking about this all night, Julian. I never slept a wink. It's kind of weird that we're not all going to Calgary together. We're all in different flights.

What the fuck did that happen? Are we? Yeah, man. I don't know what happened. So I'm leaving tonight. The question is, to drink or not to drink? Drink. Just don't get booted

out of the fucking airport. That's the thing. Usually you guys are there to handle me and look after me. No, don't drink then. Get me checked in. Drink when you get on the plane. At least if you do something, you'll get arrested. We'll get you out in Calgary. No, you should get right out of here, Ricky. It's a simulation.

Just don't try to open the door or something stupid. On the what? The plane? See, now it's going to be in the back of my head. I'm glad I'm not on that fucking plane. What the fuck, man? The NASA Vehicle Assembly Building in Florida is so huge, it has its own weather. The building. What the fuck?

There's something you'd write into a simulation, isn't it? What do you mean it has its own weather? That's what it says here, man. The building's so big it has its own weather. It can't have its own weather. What, does it rain in one end of the building and not in the other? They must be talking about the whole chunk of land or something. That seems fucked to me. The building couldn't have its own weather inside anyway.

I didn't know this, man. Anybody interested in getting burnt on July the 12th? Nope. Milton Berle. Who's that? Milton Berle. He's a funny dude, man. Uncle Miltie?

Uncle Miltie. He was a comedian. You know what he was notorious for? Fucker lived till... Bang. 94. Apparently he had a fucking mallet on him. That's what I just said.

Yeah. Curly. Curly? He got born on this day. Joe Dorita. Oh, that's not Curly. That's the second Curly. Oh, really?

Yeah. So is the Three Stooges. Yeah, there was more than one Curly. No, is it Curly? Does it say that? That's what it says, Curly. Nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah. Nyah.

What happened? Nyah, nyah. Christine McVar? McVie? McVie. Fleetwood Mac. Yeah, man. You're Mac. Yeah, man. You're good with names, man.

All simulation. I didn't know she died. Christine McVie did, yeah. And the songbird is singing. Philip Taylor Kramer. Amar and Butterfly. You know him? Bass guitar. I know. I've heard the name, but I obviously didn't know him.

Julio Cesar Chavez. Yeah. Mexican boxer. Good boxer, man. He was the man. Brock Lesnar. Do we know him? Big old Brock.

Yeah, he's a fucking fighter, man. Big old Brock. He's a big motherfucker. You like him, do you? I don't like him. I'm just, he's a big motherfucker. And Michelle Rodriguez. Fast and the Furious.

Hot. Very hot. Not a great day for birthdays. Boys, I think I might have to, I might have to fucking go lay down and calm down. I'm starting to get fucked up again. We're going to do the exact opposite. We're going to get really fucking wasted tonight. I can't get on drugs.

No, we are. And we're going to dive deep. You just spit on me, we are. And we're going to dive deep. You just spit on me. I think so. I'm going to dive deep into this. I'm going to get on drugs and probably get drunk and hopefully wake up

in my hotel in Calgary tomorrow morning. All right. You never know. When Ricky's on his own in a foreign city, he could end up in jail. You're going to jail.

Why are you going tonight? I just, I'm not responsible enough to get there tomorrow. Let him go tonight, because he's not going to show up if he gets there tomorrow. I'm going to go there tonight. Hopefully not get too fucked up. Hopefully not end up in jail. And I'm just going to sleep.

I'm going to be on stage tomorrow. No, he's up to something, Julian. What is it? I don't know. Some tomfoolery. All right, let's end this. Okay, everybody, see you in fucking Calgary. Tomorrow night.

Today. Searity night. See you in Calgary tonight. Cheers.