Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 8 - Who's Got Yer Tai Tai?!

Episode Date: July 20, 2020

Bubbles is high as f**k and right out of 'er today! Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson's fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also...: Bubbles sings 'My Corona'!

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey boys! What's up man? Hey what's up? How you guys doing? What's going on guys? What's going on Ricky? What are you guys saying? Living the dream, not bad. dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee flat and right to the goddamn hilt. Yep. We had one new case two days ago and none yesterday. So we're doing pretty good. I am very proud of Nova Scotia. Proud of Sunnyvale. Proud of Nova Scotia. Me too.
Starting point is 00:00:58 Proud of Canada. Well done. Well done, Nova Scotia and Canada. Everybody's wearing their fucking masks, which is, you know, some people think it's horse shit and they fucking, one guy, did you see, boys? Guy up in Ontario, I think it was. Did you see what happened?
Starting point is 00:01:14 No, he got killed? Yes, they said, you got to wear a mask to come in the store. He said, fuck you, I'm not wearing a mask. Escalade, escalade, escalade. He's like, fuck you, and he gets in his car he drives his car smashes into the store almost killed some people but didn't takes off in the car the cops chase him escalate escalate escalate shot him done he's fucking done i don't understand so they killed They killed the fella
Starting point is 00:01:45 He ended up dying Because he didn't want to wear a fucking mask You know how stupid that is Put a goddamn mask on How old was the fucker 73 73 That stupid old bastard
Starting point is 00:02:00 If there was no such thing as coronavirus He'd still be alive I know but you know what It's not that big of a fucking deal So if there was no such thing as coronavirus, you'd still be alive, which sucks. I know, but you know what? It's not that big of a fucking deal. It's not a political thing. Just put a goddamn mask on. You wear underwear to cover your bird so that people don't see your bird in public.
Starting point is 00:02:17 So what's the difference of putting a mask on so you're not fucking blasting fucking germs on people? You don't breathe through your underwear, man. I know, but you know, you could be drunk. Say you're drunk and you piss yourself. If you don't have underwear on, you're pissing all over everybody's legs.
Starting point is 00:02:35 So at least with your underwear on, you know, if you're blasting anything out of your wiener, it gets stopped by your underwear. Same thing with a mask. Well, that's a good idea, man. Well, I kind of think it's cool that masks are mandatory because there's some major opportunities for us right now.
Starting point is 00:02:54 I mean, it's probably the only time in history you can walk into a bank with a mask on your face and nobody calls the cops. So we get some sunglasses, some masks. There you go. We can rob a ton of places. A ton of places. Like probably 10 a day. That's a terrible fucking idea, Ricky, but I rob a ton of places. A ton of places. Like, probably ten a day. That's a terrible
Starting point is 00:03:07 fucking idea, Ricky, but I know what you're saying. But terrible. Terrible fucking idea. Well, you go into a bank right now and half the people in there have masks on, so you can't arrest them all. No. You're onto something here, man.
Starting point is 00:03:23 Well, police description. Guy robbed a bank something here, man. Wow. Police description. Guy robbed a bank, had a mask on. Okay. Just wait, boys. My switchy thing just shit the bed and it's stuck on Ricky here. So look into your camera and start talking, Ricky. My switch is on. Hi, my name is Ricky and I'm in the spotlight right now.
Starting point is 00:03:43 It doesn't matter. They can fix it. They can fix it. They can fix it after the fact. There we go. We're back. Look at that. So, Bob, how can we get tested so that if we did decide to work together and do something like this, we should probably get tested, right? And three of us should get tested so we can hang out a bit more?
Starting point is 00:04:00 Absolutely. I think if we wear masks, it doesn't matter. Wear masks is a good idea. I've got a mask with a tiny little hole right here so that you can still smoke a can. Well, that defeats the whole purpose, Ricky. Defeats the whole fucking purpose. It's just a small hole. Yeah, but you don't think the germ, the fucking, the rona is very small.
Starting point is 00:04:25 I don't know if you knew that. The rona can fit through very small holes. It's not like a, you know. It's like a, I thought it was a water droplet. No, Ricky, it's in one water droplet, there could be a billion ronas. What? Yes. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:04:41 See, I can't drop it, man. I can't wrap my head around that. Well, that's the deal, Ricky. I mean, the Rona, it's microscopic. You can fit millions of Ronas in a water droplet. Okay, so, Bubz, what's bigger? Coronavirus or a sperm? I would think a sperm, I believe.
Starting point is 00:05:04 Why do you have sperm on your mind right now? I would think a sperm, I believe. Why do you have sperm on your mind right now? Yeah, why are you thinking about breathing it in through your nose? Real funny. Well, obviously, we're talking about inhaling small things, and you're like, what's bigger? I was just curious, man. Some people probably want to know what's bigger,
Starting point is 00:05:27 sperm or fucking coronavirus. But were you thinking if you had both of them on your mustache, which one would go up your nose easier? Jesus Christ. Real funny. Real funny. I'm just teasing you. Guys, there's some big news happening.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Mike Tyson is going to fight a fucking shark. It's going to go down, man. Oh, no way. What? He's getting in shape, man. Did you see videos of fucking Tyson? He's coming back, man. He's jacked. Someone's like 50-54, I think.
Starting point is 00:05:58 He can fucking still throw it down. I'm jealous, man. That'd be awesome. He's not afraid of anything, man. See, when Ricky says he'd fight a shark, you know he's going to die, right? You're dead. But Mike Tyson fighting a shark? Totally different story, man.
Starting point is 00:06:12 And what about all the animal rights people? Are they okay with this? That's a good question. I don't fucking know, man. Very good question. When you say he's going to fight a shark, how does that work? Do they put gloves on the shark's fins and he fights back? Or you mean he's just in there punching a shark in the face?
Starting point is 00:06:30 I don't have a clue, man. I've got no more information on it, man. A shark can't punch. It's kind of one-sided. But is the shark allowed to bite? Like, here's the thing. You throw Mike Tyson in a tank, waist deep, and he's got to punch the shark in the top of the head as it's trying to bite like here's the thing you throw mike tyson in a tank waist deep and he's got to punch the shark in the top of the head as it's trying to bite him that's one type
Starting point is 00:06:50 of fight but is it completely underwater the shark has gloves on his fins and he's upright and they square off and tyson's you know even tyson's punches wouldn't be nearly as hard underwater because you got the big glove on and there's resistance so he can't That's true. So I don't think he could hurt a shark underwater and a shark, you know, once the shark realized what he was doing and he got the fins up, you know, and
Starting point is 00:07:16 he was able to block, I bet you the shark could, you know Well maybe Tyson's going to bite the shark He's a pretty good biter. That's a good point, Ricky, because he bet what's-his-name's fucking ear right off his head. They're doing this in the name of research, all right?
Starting point is 00:07:35 So this is the Discovery Channel. They're doing some research on this shit. So I guess Mike Buffer, he's going to be involved. He's going to be commentated or something. He's going to be the announcer. Who the fuck is Mike Buffer? Who's Mike Buffer? Michael Buffer, man. He's gonna be involved. He's gonna be commentated or something. It's gonna be the announcer Who's Mike Michael buffer man, let's go He's the son the son of the other buffer guy that was good, but the son's not that great I
Starting point is 00:07:58 Think they're both good man So they don't have all the details yet, but Tyson said that he took this challenge to overcome his fears of making a comeback because he's going to make a comeback. I'm telling you, man, he could do it. I would never underestimate Mike Tyson. I think he's tough as fucking nails. I bet you he could eat a bowl
Starting point is 00:08:26 of nails and shit out a metal hammer. I bet you Mike Tyson could eat a bowl of nails and shit a hammer. Yeah. I don't know. What? Where would the wood for the handle of the hammer
Starting point is 00:08:44 come from? You'd have to eat, like, a tree or something as well. What are you talking about, man? I said Mike Tyson could eat a bowl of nails and shit a hammer, and Ricky quite intelligently pointed out where would the wood come from for the handle. So that's a good point. He'd have to eat a tree trunk as well A bit of a tree or a 2x4 Or some fiber gas
Starting point is 00:09:08 Some what? Fiber gas What is he talking about? The fuck you talking about man? Fiber gas the plastic shit If you're gonna make a handle out of fiber gas Fiber gas? What the fuck is fiber gas?
Starting point is 00:09:23 Fiber glass he means Oh Fiber glass Holy What the fuck is fiber gas? Fiberglass, he means. Oh, fiberglass. Holy fuck, it's fiberglass, Ricky. Jesus, man. Totally different. I was close. I don't even know what a fiber of gas would be. Ricky.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Hello. You had a little dish of candies in your cupboard. Okay. And they're wrapped up like they look like store bought and they're wrapped up in you know a foil with the name on them and i ate a couple of them this morning and i'm how you feeling i'm fine yeah well that's my Yeah, it's harsh. That's how I hide it. You ate two of them? I think I ate two of them. I ate one just before we got on here. I hope you don't have any plans, because your day is done, bud.
Starting point is 00:10:21 How high am I going to be? You won't be able to really just find a couch and enjoy it. You won't have a lot of mobility. Why would you put candies in your cupboard and wrap them in the fucking store-bought wrappers?
Starting point is 00:10:38 Why wouldn't you just put them somewhere and they'd look just like they came from the store, Ricky. Well, pups, because I don't want people stealing my drugs. You're going to be fine. You're going to enjoy it. It's actually a really good time.
Starting point is 00:10:54 I'm so high right now, I can't even. Pups, it's not like you fucking ate crack. Just go with it, man. It's just ass fucksakes. I'm not used to eating a gram of hash Julian did you guys hear about the there was a guy in Michigan
Starting point is 00:11:10 he went in to buy a scratch ticket he actually needed change to use the air hose and he went in to buy a scratch ticket to get change he asked for a $10 scratch ticket the guy gave him a $20 scratch ticket by accident he's like ah shit do you want me to exchange that and the guy's like I don't know I got a feeling so he kept the $20 ticket ticket by accident. He's like, ah, shit, do you want me to exchange that? And the guy's like, eh, I don't know, I got a feeling.
Starting point is 00:11:27 So he kept the $20 ticket and the other ticket. Didn't win on the other ticket, but the ticket that he got by mistake, $2 million. Jesus. Jesus. Like, why can't we have that kind of fucking luck? Like, why? $2 million on a scratch ticket.
Starting point is 00:11:41 It was the wrong one. Who won $2 million? This guy, the clerk gave him the wrong scratch ticket. Who won? It was the wrong one. The guy screwed up. Who won two million bucks? This guy, the clerk gave him the wrong scratch ticket by accident. So instead of giving it back, he kept it because he was thinking it might be a winner. And it was.
Starting point is 00:11:55 Two million bucks. So the guy, let me get this straight. The guy. Man, you are big. Yes, I am, Ricky. Just let me put this together. The guy went in...
Starting point is 00:12:12 Oh, Jesus, man. He went in to get change for the tire machine. Air machine. What air machine? That puts air in your tires. Takes money. Pops. Gives the guy a $20 bill,
Starting point is 00:12:26 and it says he wants a $10 scratch ticket. The clerk gives him a $20 scratch ticket instead. So then he said, shit, you're going to give that back. The guy's like, I don't want to give it back, so he gave him more money and kept it, and he won $2 million with the ticket. And what about the air? What about the air machine, though?
Starting point is 00:12:43 He got his tires filled up, probably, and everybody's happy, and he's rich. Anyway, there's another story that you would like about a cat that he screwed up the UK Parliament meeting or something. Oh, I saw that. I have that, Ricky. I thought you'd like that one. Oh, how do I do it, though? Just wait. Get it together, Bob's.
Starting point is 00:13:10 You can do this, Bob's. I just convinced myself I'm not that high and I'll be able to function. That's what I do every day. Let me think here. Oh, I think I know how to do it. If I go like this. Yeah, watch this guy, boys.
Starting point is 00:13:29 Why? I apologize for my text. Why? He was doing a whole, that was actually the UK Parliament. And fucking Katters walked in and said, fuck you, bud. Don't give a fuck if you're on your Zoom call running the whole Parliament. I'm just going to stand here with my Tay-Tay in the air. Fuck yourself. With my Tay-Tay in the air. Fuck yourself.
Starting point is 00:14:07 With my Tay-Tay? That's what kitties call their tails. Tay-Tays. Or that's what I call them. Who calls what Tay-Tays, bubs? I say that. Who's got your Tay-Tay? Who's got your Tay-Tay?
Starting point is 00:14:22 Yeah. You never said that to a kitty. Who's got your Tay-Tay? I've You've never said that to a kid. Who's got your Tay-Tay? I've never heard that, man. No, man. I've never heard it. You've never heard me say, who's got your Tay-Tay? Bubs, do me a favor. If you ever end up in jail again, don't fucking say Tay-Tay like that.
Starting point is 00:14:40 The way you're doing, you won't fucking have to say it. Don't fucking say Tay-Tay as much as I want. Who's got your Tay-Tay? Who's got your Tay-Tay? Come on, man. Write a song about it, man. Who's got your Tay-Tay? Who's got your Tay-Tay?
Starting point is 00:14:56 You know what? It's as annoying as the word moist. Moist is a fucking, kind of goes through you. You know what I mean? Just like Tay-Tay. That's just because you're pissed off.
Starting point is 00:15:07 That's what your mother's nickname is. What? What's her nickname? Moist Joyce. Moist Joyce. Get it? No. Get it?
Starting point is 00:15:22 Moist Joyce. Joyce. What do you mean Joyce who's Joyce well I know her name wasn't Joyce but that's what they
Starting point is 00:15:30 used to call her at the Legion Moist Joyce no they didn't they didn't call her fucking Moist Joyce I thought it was Ocean
Starting point is 00:15:37 why was her name Ocean Ricky because she was just so wet all the time. Oh, man. Like, why? Like, I don't even know what to, I can't even remember what she looked like, man. And then you're calling her Moist and Ocean. Moist Joyce.
Starting point is 00:15:59 I remember what Moist Joyce looked like. Do you, Ricky? Oh, yeah. Get it? Julian, remember when you shot that movie Dirty Dancing? Yeah, real funny. Why would you say that? The lake that was there where you guys shot,
Starting point is 00:16:18 after they filmed shooting it, they finished shooting it, the lake drained mysteriously. So tourists were going there and it was like, I want to visit the lake where you were dancing with that girl what lake they couldn't the dirty dancing lake i forget what it's called anyway you'll be happy to know this the water has come back so you can now go back to the lake where you shot dirty dancing and get a picture by the lake again you know know what? I can understand other people fucking going on saying dirty dancing and Patrick Swayze and shit, but not one of my best friends.
Starting point is 00:16:51 Like, why would you fucking, why would you do that? You know what pisses me off? You know what? Because I can't tell. Fuck you. You know what? I can't tell what's real and what's not anymore. What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:17:03 You know that I'm not fucking Patrick Swayze. he's been dead for fucking years i'd look nothing like him smart the fuck up with that no i was actually just telling in case you want to go there and get a picture by the lake because i know you love that movie it was a good great movie i've never even watched dirty dancing who watches dirty dancing you've never seen women i think here we go again with the i've never watched dirty dancing ever in my life like you guys are not getting for you for you and anybody else that wants to the water's back in the lakes you go get a picture at the Dirty Dancing Lake. What a weird lake.
Starting point is 00:17:46 Where is the Dirty Dancing Lake located? Somewhere in the States, obviously, but where? Wherever they shot the movie. Lake Swayze, wasn't it? I figured you would know the name of the lake and everything. Why would I know this? Why? Just for trivia reasons.
Starting point is 00:18:04 It's probably in your Patrick Swayze compendium that you keep by your night table. I don't know what that means. I got one of these for you and I got one of these for you. Both of you guys. Go fuck yourself. Holy Jesus, man.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Let's talk about something else. Somebody struck a nerve in great big Julian's arm. Somebody struck a nerve in great big Julian's arm somebody struck a nerve Mike Tyson Mike Tyson on Shark Week I forgot they found there's four new sharks they discovered
Starting point is 00:18:35 that actually walk on land he's probably going to fight one of those bullshit because they can stand up there's four new sharks that can stand up. Don't believe me. There's 40 sharks that can walk on land. All right.
Starting point is 00:18:50 Land walking sharks? Well, sure. Google it up, man. Sharks that walk on land. Google it up there, Swayze. Google her up there, Swayze. Fuck you, Bob. I'm serious.
Starting point is 00:19:02 I'm telling you. I'm the fuck out of here if you keep that shit up. Okay, there is some sharks that walk. What? I knew it. Tyson's going to fight one of them, I bet. No, they're just small little fuckers, man. They're not like fucking six-foot-one sharks, man.
Starting point is 00:19:18 They're just like little sharks, little guys. Yeah, but you never underestimate the little guy. Do they got feet and shit or how does it work? They got the fins but the fins... Holy fuck! Alright, that's pretty fucked up shit.
Starting point is 00:19:36 Oh, they're small as fuck. Mike Tyson kicked the fuck out of these guys, man. Here. Hold it up higher. of these guys, man. Here. Hold it up higher. Uh,
Starting point is 00:19:49 I don't know. Oh, man, those little bastards. I wonder how big they can get, though. Look at that guy. That's him, man. He fits in your fucking palm. Oh, he's nothing. I could beat that little shark. One kick, man, the thing would go 100 yards
Starting point is 00:20:08 and be dead. But why would you want to fight a shark in the first place? Sharks are wonderful little things. Why does Ricky fucking want to wrestle alligators or fucking fight bears, man? Same kind of thing. And he's not a champion of the world.
Starting point is 00:20:23 I'll tell you why. Because there's a chance you can kill you and it just makes it more exciting when there's a chance of watching a fighter being in a fight or something get killed I don't know it just puts more on the line and I'm not afraid okay he's not afraid hear they caught a barracuda In British Columbia Which is really Fucked up Because
Starting point is 00:20:50 Barracuda are normally Only in California So there's something going on I think Maybe it's global warming I don't know But Well the water's
Starting point is 00:20:58 Getting warmer The water's warming up So the barracudas Think they're still Off the coast of California But they're not Yeah the coast of California. But they're not. Yeah, it's kind of scary.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Well, I'm not going to be fucking too afraid until I see a penguin walking down the street here, because then you'll know things are fucked up. You know what I'm saying? If you look outside, there's a fucking herd of... Yeah, if the penguins start coming down from the north, you know what I mean? That would mean it's getting colder. That's when we've got some serious problems. Not warmer. That would mean it's global warming.
Starting point is 00:21:30 Well, you know, yeah, but it's getting all fucked up anyway. Bubz. Bubz. Global warming is definitely better than global colding, I think. Well, Bubz. What? Where? What the fuck are you doing?
Starting point is 00:21:45 Who? What? Man are you doing? Who? What? Man, you're messed up. Boys, I'm freaking out. You know the Brazilian president, Balsa Wood, or whatever the hell his name is? Balsa? Yeah, he's got... Balsa Naro.
Starting point is 00:22:02 He's got the Rona. He's got the Rona. He's got the Rona. My Corona. And he got bit by a bird. Really? I was secretly
Starting point is 00:22:14 kind of happy about that. Isn't he a bit of a wing wing knight or what's his deal? He's a yes
Starting point is 00:22:21 he's a fucking I believe he's a bit of a tool. Paulson Paulson Woodall Paulson Woodall. He's a yes, he's a fucking I believe he's a bit of a tool boss boss a wood off awesome wood Oh Who's your president was a prop has anybody written a song called my Corona? Why you know, I don't think so man, you know like Gotta wear a mask wash your hands. Yeah, gotta wash your hands, wear a mask.
Starting point is 00:22:46 Don't touch anymore. My corona. Has anybody done that yet? No, you gotta hit it on your hands. Why would someone do it? Well, because it might be a way to remind everybody. When you're going out, wash your hands, wear a mask. Don't touch. Six feet apart.
Starting point is 00:23:01 My corona. Or you will catch corona. Gotta wash your hands. Stay six feet apart my corona or you will catch corona gotta wash your hands stay six feet apart don't touch anything or you catch corona somebody's gotta write that voice what was it you just did the banksy guy the banksy guy was saying something about i get locked down and I get up again. So same sort of little bit of a play on the song. I get locked down. I get up again. Something, something, something.
Starting point is 00:23:33 I get locked down, but I get up again. You're never going to quarantine me. I get locked down, but I bust out. You're never going to quarantine me. We don't want people singing that song was that it where where am i what happened you did some edibles and uh you're not yourself saying two different songs like about corona oh yeah do a mashup gotta wash your hands clean your face wear a mask stay six feet apart or you will catch Corona.
Starting point is 00:24:06 Boys, I'm right out of here. I gotta do something fun. I gotta get out the guitar or something. I need a little kitty. Ditty, ditty, ditty, ditty. Well, I need to get a nap going, boys. I'm fucking tired. A nap?
Starting point is 00:24:18 Really? Yeah, man. I thought you'd be partying your ass off today. Why? It's one of your idol's birthdays. What? Whose birthday? It's one of Julian's idol's birthdays today.
Starting point is 00:24:33 Who is it, Julian? Whose birthday is it? You know. Schwarzenegger? No. Sexier. Sly Stallone. Sly Stallone.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Sexier. Sexier. What do you mean sexier? I don't know. I don't. Ohly Stallone. Sly Stallone. Sexier. Sexier. What do you mean sexier? I don't know. Oh my God. You were just about to say what do you mean sexier? I don't know anybody sexier than Stallone. That's what you were about to say. I got to wind the tape
Starting point is 00:24:58 back. You said I don't know anybody sexier than Stallone. I did not. I'm just saying I don't know if a guy's sexier than Stallone. No, I don't know anybody sexier than Stallone. I did not. I'm just saying, I don't know if a guy's sexier than Stallone. No, I don't know if dudes are sexy. So don't even ask me. Fuck's sakes, boys. Think beaches.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Hasselhoff? Yeah, it's the Hoff's birthday today. Oh, man, I'm not into the Hoff. Julian, do you love the Hoff? No. Tell everybody how'm not in the Hoff. Julie, do you love the Hoff? No. Tell everybody how much you love the Hoff. When I went the very few times I did watch Baywatch, it was because of the chicks in the red fucking bathing suits, all right?
Starting point is 00:25:36 Pamela, Louis Anderson. Did you like Knight Rider better or Beach Watch? I actually did. It's baywatch i actually did like night everybody liked night rider back in the day the first one the second one sucked i like the baby like i said baywatch who didn't watch it just to look at the fucking ladies they were beautiful beautiful women on that show family anderson give me a break man she's fucking hot i don't care what you say i don't care how old she is right now she's still hot isn't he like huge in germany or somewhere
Starting point is 00:26:11 the heart he's massive over there man they love stuff which is weird because there's a statue it's also it's also angela merkel's birthday today so that's kind of a weird i don't know Angela Merkel's birthday today. So that's kind of a weird, I don't know, some weird wind-up star shit. It's a big day in Germany when it's Angela, Angela or whatever, Angelina, what's her name?
Starting point is 00:26:34 Angelina who? Angela Merkel, isn't it? Merkel, the German Chancellor. Oh, yeah. Angela Merkel and the Hawks. Oh, my God. It's a huge day in Germany, then.
Starting point is 00:26:49 They probably got sausages and beer flying fucking left and right over there. Boys, remember when we were in Germany and we wore the fucking the suits and did the chicken dance? Remember that? Yeah, and you were in a roller
Starting point is 00:27:04 blade marathon man i was not i went in the marathon i wonder if anybody from germany's watching this right now i loved germany that was so fun i went in the berlin marathon boys how cool was that and we and we cheated our asses off and you drove me to the finish line in the car, but I still got a medal. I still got a fucking participation trophy, didn't I, Ricky? Yeah, well done. What else did we do in Germany?
Starting point is 00:27:34 Alright, just back up for one second. How the fuck did Ricky know about Angela Merkel? She was the Chancellor of Germany. How did you fucking know that, Rick? We were talking about it the other day. Remember, Ricky? I study a lot.
Starting point is 00:27:49 What do you mean you study a lot? There's no fucking way you should have known that. I read it. I read it on the news and it said, here's famous people's birthdays today. I still don't believe you. I still don't fucking believe you that you read something. I'm just saying, man.
Starting point is 00:28:01 All right, I'm just saying I'm impressed. Do you think I just knew it? That's what I thought Do you want to know who else's birthday it is that you love? Yes Who is it Ricky? One of your new New crushes this is a newer crush
Starting point is 00:28:17 Not one of your old crushes Oh the guy from the wolf movies No That's a good guess though Wolf movies Luke Bryan, that's a good guess though. Wolf movies? No, Luke Bryan. Who's that? Luke Bryan.
Starting point is 00:28:31 Julian loves Luke Bryan. Who's Luke Bryan? He loves Luke Bryan. No, I don't fucking love Luke Bryan or any dude. Julian loves Luke Bryan. If there's one person Julian loves, it's Luke Bryan. Luke Bryan. If there's one person Julian loves, it's Luke Bryan. Luke Bryan.
Starting point is 00:28:50 Look at Julian. Look at Julian acting like he doesn't know who Luke Bryan is. Look at him. I don't know who Luke Bryan is, man. I swear to fuck. Remember you almost fought him in the restaurant in Nashville that time?
Starting point is 00:29:03 That was Luke Bryan? Yeah, he was acting like a bit of a and you were gonna tell him to stop back with this deck i kind of i kind of remember that but kind of don't remember it i don't remember julian gonna fight luke bryan at a restaurant in nashville yeah because he's serious the server came over and said that Luke was being rude, and you didn't like that. I don't think it was the same Luke Bryan, Ricky. Was it the same Luke Bryan? Really?
Starting point is 00:29:33 Well, we got to know, man. That's Luke Bryan. All right. you know what? I don't remember almost getting in a fight with Mother Luke Bryan. And I don't, I mean, boys, I kind of know who he is now from hearing this tune. Oh, kind of know who he is now. Well, I don't know country music bubs like you do and fucking Rick does.
Starting point is 00:30:11 And I don't have fucking crushes on dudes, alright? Fucking guys. It's a big day for Julian. The Hoff and the fucking Luke Bryan. Yeah. Okay, Ricky, I gotta go eat some peppercorns or something to try to come down a bit
Starting point is 00:30:27 yeah peppercorns works man do that chew some peppercorns shame you're gonna waste a good buzz on you gotta do what you gotta do I guess okay say goodbye Julian say goodbye to all the wonderful people watching say goodbye
Starting point is 00:30:42 sorry for almost getting in a fight with you Luke Brian is it? Whatever your fucking name is. Oh, whatever your name is. Now he doesn't even know his
Starting point is 00:30:49 name. I don't. Okay. Unbelievable. Say bye. All right. Goodbye, everybody. Stay safe.
Starting point is 00:31:00 Fuck off. Yes, everybody. Thank you for being here. Stay safe. We'll fucking see you next week. Same time, same place. Boobily, boobily doo.
Starting point is 00:31:21 Oh, I got to stop it, boys. I got to hit stop. I thought it was stop. I'm waiting for you to say stop. Yeah, me too. Oh, I gotta stop it, boys. I gotta hit stop. I thought it was stop. I'm waiting for you to say stop. Yeah, me too. Oh, no, it's still going because I'm hot. Okay, I'm stopping it now.
Starting point is 00:31:33 I almost stood up and I have no pants on. Thank you. you

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