Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 8 - Who's Got Yer Tai Tai?!
Episode Date: July 20, 2020Bubbles is high as f**k and right out of 'er today! Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson's fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also...: Bubbles sings 'My Corona'!
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Hey boys! What's up man? Hey what's up? How you guys doing? What's going on guys? What's going on
Ricky? What are you guys saying? Living the dream, not bad.
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So we're doing
pretty good. I am very
proud of Nova Scotia.
Proud of Sunnyvale. Proud of Nova
Scotia. Me too.
Proud of Canada. Well done.
Well done, Nova Scotia and Canada.
Everybody's wearing their fucking
masks, which is, you know,
some people think it's horse shit and they fucking,
one guy, did you see, boys?
Guy up in Ontario, I think it was.
Did you see what happened?
No, he got killed?
Yes, they said, you got to wear a mask to come in the store.
He said, fuck you, I'm not wearing a mask.
Escalade, escalade, escalade.
He's like, fuck you, and he gets in his car he drives
his car smashes into the store almost killed some people but didn't takes off in the car the cops
chase him escalate escalate escalate shot him done he's fucking done
i don't understand so they killed They killed the fella
He ended up dying
Because he didn't want to wear a fucking mask
You know how stupid that is
Put a goddamn mask on
How old was the fucker
73
73
That stupid old bastard
If there was no such thing as coronavirus
He'd still be alive
I know but you know what It's not that big of a fucking deal So if there was no such thing as coronavirus, you'd still be alive, which sucks.
I know, but you know what?
It's not that big of a fucking deal.
It's not a political thing.
Just put a goddamn mask on. You wear underwear to cover your bird
so that people don't see your bird in public.
So what's the difference of putting a mask on
so you're not fucking blasting fucking germs on people?
You don't breathe through your underwear, man.
I know, but you know,
you could be drunk. Say you're drunk
and you piss yourself. If you don't
have underwear on, you're pissing
all over everybody's legs.
So at least with your underwear
on, you know, if you're blasting
anything out of your wiener,
it gets stopped by your underwear.
Same thing with a mask.
Well, that's a good idea, man.
Well, I kind of think it's cool that masks are mandatory
because there's some major opportunities for us right now.
I mean, it's probably the only time in history you can walk into a bank
with a mask on your face and nobody calls the cops.
So we get some sunglasses, some masks.
There you go.
We can rob a ton of places.
A ton of places.
Like probably 10 a day. That's a terrible fucking idea, Ricky, but I rob a ton of places. A ton of places. Like, probably ten a day.
That's a terrible
fucking idea, Ricky, but I know what you're saying.
But terrible.
Terrible fucking idea.
Well, you go into a bank right now and half the people in there
have masks on, so
you can't arrest them all.
No.
You're onto something here, man.
Well, police description. Guy robbed a bank something here, man. Wow.
Police description.
Guy robbed a bank, had a mask on.
Okay.
Just wait, boys.
My switchy thing just shit the bed and it's stuck on Ricky here. So look into your camera and start talking, Ricky.
My switch is on.
Hi, my name is Ricky and I'm in the spotlight right now.
It doesn't matter.
They can fix it. They can fix it.
They can fix it after the fact.
There we go.
We're back.
Look at that.
So, Bob, how can we get tested so that if we did decide to work together and do something like this, we should probably get tested, right?
And three of us should get tested so we can hang out a bit more?
Absolutely.
I think if we wear masks, it doesn't matter.
Wear masks is a good idea.
I've got a mask with a tiny little hole right here so that you can still smoke a can.
Well, that defeats the whole purpose, Ricky.
Defeats the whole fucking purpose.
It's just a small hole.
Yeah, but you don't think the germ, the fucking, the rona is very small.
I don't know if you knew that.
The rona can fit through very small holes.
It's not like a, you know.
It's like a, I thought it was a water droplet.
No, Ricky, it's in one water droplet, there could be a billion ronas.
What?
Yes.
Oh, man.
See, I can't drop it, man.
I can't wrap my head around that.
Well, that's the deal, Ricky.
I mean, the Rona, it's microscopic.
You can fit millions of Ronas in a water droplet.
Okay, so, Bubz, what's bigger?
Coronavirus or a sperm?
I would think a sperm, I believe.
Why do you have sperm on your mind right now? I would think a sperm, I believe.
Why do you have sperm on your mind right now?
Yeah, why are you thinking about breathing it in through your nose?
Real funny.
Well, obviously, we're talking about inhaling small things,
and you're like, what's bigger?
I was just curious, man.
Some people probably want to know what's bigger,
sperm or fucking coronavirus.
But were you thinking if you had both of them on your mustache,
which one would go up your nose easier?
Jesus Christ.
Real funny.
Real funny.
I'm just teasing you.
Guys, there's some big news happening.
Mike Tyson is going to fight a fucking shark.
It's going to go down, man. Oh, no way.
What?
He's getting in shape, man.
Did you see videos of fucking Tyson?
He's coming back, man.
He's jacked.
Someone's like 50-54, I think.
He can fucking still throw it down.
I'm jealous, man.
That'd be awesome.
He's not afraid of anything, man.
See, when Ricky says he'd fight a shark, you know he's going to die, right?
You're dead.
But Mike Tyson fighting a shark?
Totally different story, man.
And what about all the animal rights people?
Are they okay with this?
That's a good question.
I don't fucking know, man.
Very good question.
When you say he's going to fight a shark, how does that work?
Do they put gloves on the shark's fins and he fights back?
Or you mean he's just in there punching a shark in the face?
I don't have a clue, man.
I've got no more information on it, man.
A shark can't punch.
It's kind of one-sided.
But is the shark allowed to bite?
Like, here's the thing.
You throw Mike Tyson in a tank, waist deep, and he's got to punch the shark in the top of the head as it's trying to bite like here's the thing you throw mike tyson in a tank waist deep and
he's got to punch the shark in the top of the head as it's trying to bite him that's one type
of fight but is it completely underwater the shark has gloves on his fins and he's upright
and they square off and tyson's you know even tyson's punches wouldn't be nearly as hard
underwater because you got the big glove on and there's resistance so he can't
That's true. So I
don't think he could hurt a shark underwater
and a shark, you know, once
the shark realized what he was doing
and he got the fins up, you know, and
he was able to block, I bet you the shark
could, you know
Well maybe
Tyson's going to bite the shark
He's a pretty good biter.
That's a good point, Ricky,
because he bet what's-his-name's fucking ear right off his head.
They're doing this in the name of research, all right?
So this is the Discovery Channel.
They're doing some research on this shit.
So I guess Mike Buffer, he's going to be involved.
He's going to be commentated or something.
He's going to be the announcer.
Who the fuck is Mike Buffer? Who's Mike Buffer? Michael Buffer, man. He's gonna be involved. He's gonna be commentated or something. It's gonna be the announcer
Who's Mike Michael buffer man, let's go
He's the son the son of the other buffer guy that was good, but the son's not that great I
Think they're both good man
So they don't have all the details yet,
but Tyson said that he took this challenge to overcome his fears of making a comeback
because he's going to make a comeback.
I'm telling you, man, he could do it.
I would never underestimate Mike Tyson.
I think he's tough as fucking nails.
I bet you he could eat a bowl
of nails and shit out
a metal
hammer. I bet you
Mike Tyson could eat a bowl of nails and shit a hammer.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What?
Where would the wood for the handle of the hammer
come from? You'd have to eat, like, a tree or something as well.
What are you talking about, man?
I said Mike Tyson could eat a bowl of nails and shit a hammer,
and Ricky quite intelligently pointed out where would the wood come from for the handle.
So that's a good point.
He'd have to eat a tree trunk as well
A bit of a tree or a 2x4
Or some fiber gas
Some what?
Fiber gas
What is he talking about?
The fuck you talking about man?
Fiber gas the plastic shit
If you're gonna make a handle out of fiber gas
Fiber gas?
What the fuck is fiber gas?
Fiber glass he means Oh Fiber glass Holy What the fuck is fiber gas? Fiberglass, he means.
Oh, fiberglass.
Holy fuck, it's fiberglass, Ricky.
Jesus, man.
Totally different.
I was close.
I don't even know what a fiber of gas would be.
Ricky.
Hello.
You had a little dish of candies in your cupboard.
Okay. And they're wrapped up like they look like store bought and they're wrapped up in you know a foil with the name on them and i ate a couple of them
this morning and i'm how you feeling i'm fine yeah well that's my Yeah, it's harsh. That's how I hide it.
You ate two of them?
I think I ate two of them.
I ate one just before we got on here.
I hope you don't have any plans, because your day is done, bud.
How high am I going to be?
You won't be able to really
just find a couch and enjoy it.
You won't have a lot of mobility.
Why would you
put candies in your cupboard
and wrap them in the fucking
store-bought wrappers?
Why wouldn't you just
put them somewhere and
they'd look just like they came from the
store, Ricky.
Well, pups, because I don't want people stealing my drugs.
You're going to be fine.
You're going to enjoy it.
It's actually a really good time.
I'm so high right now, I can't even.
Pups, it's not like you fucking ate crack.
Just go with it, man.
It's just ass fucksakes.
I'm not used to eating
a gram of hash Julian
did you guys hear about the
there was a guy in Michigan
he went in to buy a scratch ticket
he actually needed change to use the air hose
and he went in to buy a scratch ticket to get change
he asked for a $10 scratch ticket
the guy gave him a $20 scratch ticket by accident
he's like ah shit
do you want me to exchange that and the guy's like
I don't know I got a feeling so he kept the $20 ticket ticket by accident. He's like, ah, shit, do you want me to exchange that? And the guy's like, eh, I don't know, I got a feeling.
So he kept the $20 ticket and the other ticket.
Didn't win on the other ticket, but the ticket that he got by mistake,
$2 million.
Jesus.
Jesus.
Like, why can't we have that kind of fucking luck?
Like, why?
$2 million on a scratch ticket.
It was the wrong one.
Who won $2 million?
This guy, the clerk gave him the wrong scratch ticket. Who won? It was the wrong one. The guy screwed up. Who won two million bucks? This guy, the clerk gave him
the wrong scratch ticket by accident.
So instead of giving it back,
he kept it because he was thinking
it might be a winner.
And it was.
Two million bucks.
So the guy,
let me get this straight.
The guy.
Man, you are big.
Yes, I am, Ricky.
Just let me put this together.
The guy went in...
Oh, Jesus, man.
He went in to get change for the tire machine.
Air machine.
What air machine?
That puts air in your tires.
Takes money.
Pops.
Gives the guy a $20 bill,
and it says he wants a $10 scratch ticket.
The clerk gives him a $20 scratch ticket instead.
So then he said, shit, you're going to give that back.
The guy's like, I don't want to give it back,
so he gave him more money and kept it,
and he won $2 million with the ticket.
And what about the air?
What about the air machine, though?
He got his tires filled up, probably, and everybody's happy, and he's rich.
Anyway, there's another story that you would like about a cat that he screwed up the UK Parliament meeting or something.
Oh, I saw that.
I have that, Ricky.
I thought you'd like that one.
Oh, how do I do it, though?
Just wait.
Get it together, Bob's.
You can do this, Bob's.
I just convinced myself I'm not that high
and I'll be able to function.
That's what I do every day.
Let me think here.
Oh, I think I know how to do it.
If I go like this.
Yeah, watch this guy, boys.
Why?
I apologize for my text.
Why?
He was doing a whole, that was actually the UK Parliament.
And fucking Katters walked in and said, fuck you, bud.
Don't give a fuck if you're on your Zoom call running the whole Parliament.
I'm just going to stand here with my Tay-Tay in the air.
Fuck yourself. With my Tay-Tay in the air. Fuck yourself.
With my Tay-Tay?
That's what kitties call
their tails. Tay-Tays.
Or that's what I call them.
Who calls what Tay-Tays, bubs?
I say that.
Who's got your Tay-Tay?
Who's got your Tay-Tay?
Yeah. You never said that
to a kitty. Who's got your Tay-Tay? I've You've never said that to a kid. Who's got your Tay-Tay?
I've never heard that, man.
No, man.
I've never heard it.
You've never heard me say, who's got your Tay-Tay?
Bubs, do me a favor.
If you ever end up in jail again, don't fucking say Tay-Tay like that.
The way you're doing, you won't fucking have to say it.
Don't fucking say Tay-Tay as much as I want.
Who's got your Tay-Tay?
Who's got your Tay-Tay?
Come on, man.
Write a song about it, man.
Who's got your Tay-Tay?
Who's got your Tay-Tay?
You know what?
It's as annoying
as the word moist.
Moist is a fucking,
kind of goes through you.
You know what I mean?
Just like Tay-Tay.
That's just because you're pissed off.
That's what your mother's nickname is.
What?
What's her nickname?
Moist Joyce.
Moist Joyce.
Get it?
No.
Get it?
Moist Joyce.
Joyce.
What do you mean
Joyce
who's Joyce
well I know
her name wasn't Joyce
but that's what they
used to call her
at the Legion
Moist Joyce
no they didn't
they didn't call her
fucking Moist Joyce
I thought it was
Ocean
why was her name
Ocean Ricky
because she was just so wet all the time.
Oh, man.
Like, why?
Like, I don't even know what to, I can't even remember what she looked like, man.
And then you're calling her Moist and Ocean.
Moist Joyce.
I remember what Moist Joyce looked like.
Do you, Ricky?
Oh, yeah.
Get it?
Julian, remember when you shot that movie Dirty Dancing?
Yeah, real funny.
Why would you say that?
The lake that was there where you guys shot,
after they filmed shooting it,
they finished shooting it, the lake drained mysteriously.
So tourists were going there and it was like,
I want to visit the lake where you were dancing with that girl what lake they couldn't the dirty dancing lake i forget what it's called anyway you'll be happy to know this
the water has come back so you can now go back to the lake where you shot dirty dancing and
get a picture by the lake again you know know what? I can understand other people fucking going on
saying dirty dancing and Patrick Swayze and shit,
but not one of my best friends.
Like, why would you fucking, why would you do that?
You know what pisses me off?
You know what?
Because I can't tell.
Fuck you.
You know what?
I can't tell what's real and what's not anymore.
What do you mean?
You know that I'm not fucking Patrick Swayze. he's been dead for fucking years i'd look nothing like him
smart the fuck up with that
no i was actually just telling in case you want to go there and get a picture by the lake because
i know you love that movie it was a good great movie i've never even watched dirty dancing who watches dirty dancing
you've never seen women i think here we go again with the i've never watched dirty dancing
ever in my life like you guys are not getting for you for you and anybody else that wants to
the water's back in the lakes you go get a picture at the Dirty Dancing Lake.
What a weird lake.
Where is the Dirty Dancing Lake located?
Somewhere in the States, obviously, but where?
Wherever they shot the movie.
Lake Swayze, wasn't it?
I figured you would know the name of the lake and everything.
Why would I know this?
Why?
Just for trivia reasons.
It's probably in your Patrick Swayze
compendium that you keep by your
night table.
I don't know what that means.
I got one of these for you
and I got one of these for you.
Both of you guys. Go fuck yourself.
Holy Jesus, man.
Let's talk about something else.
Somebody struck a nerve in great big Julian's arm. Somebody struck a nerve
in great big Julian's arm
somebody struck a nerve
Mike Tyson
Mike Tyson on Shark Week
I forgot they found
there's four new sharks they discovered
that actually walk on land
he's probably going to fight one of those
bullshit
because they can stand up
there's four new sharks that can stand up.
Don't believe me.
There's 40 sharks that can walk on land.
All right.
Land walking sharks?
Well, sure.
Google it up, man.
Sharks that walk on land.
Google it up there, Swayze.
Google her up there, Swayze.
Fuck you, Bob.
I'm serious.
I'm telling you.
I'm the fuck out of here if you keep that shit up.
Okay, there is some sharks that walk.
What?
I knew it.
Tyson's going to fight one of them, I bet.
No, they're just small little fuckers, man.
They're not like fucking six-foot-one sharks, man.
They're just like little sharks, little guys.
Yeah, but you never underestimate the little guy.
Do they got feet and shit
or how does it work?
They got the fins
but the fins...
Holy fuck!
Alright, that's pretty fucked up shit.
Oh, they're small as fuck.
Mike Tyson kicked the fuck
out of these guys, man.
Here.
Hold it up higher.
of these guys, man. Here.
Hold it up higher.
Uh,
I don't know. Oh, man, those little bastards.
I wonder how big they can get, though.
Look at that guy.
That's him, man.
He fits in your fucking palm.
Oh, he's nothing.
I could beat that little shark.
One kick, man, the thing would go 100 yards
and be dead. But why would you
want to fight a shark in the first place? Sharks
are wonderful little things.
Why does Ricky
fucking want to wrestle
alligators or fucking fight bears,
man? Same kind of thing.
And he's not a champion of the world.
I'll tell you why. Because there's a chance you can kill you and it just makes it more
exciting when there's a chance of watching a fighter being in a fight or
something get killed I don't know it just puts more on the line and I'm not
afraid okay he's not afraid hear they caught a barracuda
In British Columbia
Which is really
Fucked up
Because
Barracuda are normally
Only in California
So there's something going on
I think
Maybe it's global warming
I don't know
But
Well the water's
Getting warmer
The water's warming up
So the barracudas
Think they're still
Off the coast of California
But they're not Yeah the coast of California.
But they're not.
Yeah, it's kind of scary.
Well, I'm not going to be fucking too afraid until I see a penguin walking down the street here,
because then you'll know things are fucked up.
You know what I'm saying?
If you look outside, there's a fucking herd of... Yeah, if the penguins start coming down from the north, you know what I mean?
That would mean it's getting colder.
That's when we've got some serious problems.
Not warmer.
That would mean it's global warming.
Well, you know, yeah, but it's getting all fucked up anyway.
Bubz.
Bubz.
Global warming is definitely better than global colding, I think.
Well, Bubz.
What?
Where?
What the fuck are you doing?
Who? What? Man are you doing? Who?
What?
Man, you're messed up.
Boys, I'm freaking out.
You know the Brazilian president, Balsa Wood, or whatever the hell his name is?
Balsa?
Yeah, he's got...
Balsa Naro.
He's got the Rona.
He's got the Rona.
He's got the Rona.
My Corona.
And he got
bit by a bird.
Really?
I was secretly
kind of happy
about that.
Isn't he a bit
of a wing
wing knight
or what's
his deal?
He's a yes
he's a fucking
I believe
he's a bit
of a tool.
Paulson Paulson Woodall Paulson Woodall. He's a yes, he's a fucking I believe he's a bit of a tool boss boss a wood off awesome wood Oh
Who's your president was a prop has anybody written a song called my Corona?
Why you know, I don't think so man, you know like
Gotta wear a mask wash your hands. Yeah, gotta wash your hands, wear a mask.
Don't touch anymore.
My corona.
Has anybody done that yet?
No, you gotta hit it on your hands. Why would someone do it?
Well, because it might be a way to remind everybody.
When you're going out, wash your hands, wear a mask.
Don't touch.
Six feet apart.
My corona.
Or you will catch corona. Gotta wash your hands. Stay six feet apart my corona or you will catch corona gotta wash your hands stay six feet apart
don't touch anything or you catch corona somebody's gotta write that voice what was it you just did
the banksy guy the banksy guy was saying something about i get locked down and I get up again.
So same sort of little bit of a play on the song.
I get locked down.
I get up again.
Something, something, something.
I get locked down, but I get up again.
You're never going to quarantine me.
I get locked down, but I bust out.
You're never going to quarantine me.
We don't want people singing that song was that it where
where am i what happened you did some edibles and uh you're not yourself saying two different songs
like about corona oh yeah do a mashup gotta wash your hands clean your face wear a mask stay six
feet apart or you will catch Corona.
Boys, I'm right out of here.
I gotta do something fun.
I gotta get out the guitar or something.
I need a little kitty.
Ditty, ditty, ditty, ditty.
Well, I need to get a nap going, boys.
I'm fucking tired.
A nap?
Really?
Yeah, man.
I thought you'd be partying your ass off today.
Why?
It's one of your idol's birthdays.
What?
Whose birthday?
It's one of Julian's idol's birthdays today.
Who is it, Julian?
Whose birthday is it?
You know.
Schwarzenegger?
No.
Sexier.
Sly Stallone.
Sly Stallone.
Sexier.
Sexier.
What do you mean sexier? I don't know. I don't. Ohly Stallone. Sly Stallone. Sexier. Sexier. What do you mean sexier?
I don't know.
Oh my God. You were just about to say what do you mean sexier? I don't know anybody
sexier than Stallone.
That's what you were about to say.
I got to wind the tape
back. You said I don't know anybody
sexier than Stallone. I did not.
I'm just saying I don't
know if a guy's sexier than Stallone. No, I don't know anybody sexier than Stallone. I did not. I'm just saying, I don't know if a guy's sexier than Stallone.
No, I don't know if dudes are sexy.
So don't even ask me.
Fuck's sakes, boys.
Think beaches.
Hasselhoff?
Yeah, it's the Hoff's birthday today.
Oh, man, I'm not into the Hoff.
Julian, do you love the Hoff? No. Tell everybody how'm not in the Hoff. Julie, do you love the Hoff?
No.
Tell everybody how much you love the Hoff.
When I went the very few times I did watch Baywatch,
it was because of the chicks in the red fucking bathing suits, all right?
Pamela, Louis Anderson.
Did you like Knight Rider better or Beach Watch?
I actually did.
It's baywatch i actually did like night everybody liked night rider back in the day the first one the second one sucked
i like the baby like i said baywatch who didn't watch it just to look at the fucking ladies
they were beautiful beautiful women on that show family anderson give me a break man she's
fucking hot i don't care what you say i don't
care how old she is right now she's still hot isn't he like huge in germany or somewhere
the heart he's massive over there man they love stuff which is weird because there's a statue
it's also it's also angela merkel's birthday today so that's kind of a weird i don't know
Angela Merkel's birthday today.
So that's kind of a weird, I don't know,
some weird wind-up star shit.
It's a big day in Germany when it's Angela,
Angela or whatever,
Angelina, what's her name?
Angelina who?
Angela Merkel, isn't it?
Merkel, the German
Chancellor.
Oh, yeah.
Angela Merkel and the
Hawks. Oh, my God.
It's a huge day in Germany, then.
They probably got sausages
and beer flying fucking left and
right over there.
Boys, remember when we were in Germany and we
wore the fucking
the suits and did the chicken dance?
Remember that? Yeah, and you were
in a roller
blade marathon
man i was not i went in the marathon i wonder if anybody from germany's watching this
right now i loved germany that was so fun i went in the berlin marathon boys how cool was that
and we and we cheated our asses off and you drove me to the finish line in the car, but I still got a medal.
I still got a fucking participation trophy, didn't I, Ricky?
Yeah,
well done.
What else did we do in Germany?
Alright, just back up for one second.
How the fuck did Ricky know about
Angela Merkel?
She was the Chancellor of Germany.
How did you fucking know that, Rick?
We were talking about it the other day.
Remember, Ricky?
I study a lot.
What do you mean you study a lot?
There's no fucking way you should have known that.
I read it.
I read it on the news and it said,
here's famous people's birthdays today.
I still don't believe you.
I still don't fucking believe you that you read something.
I'm just saying, man.
All right, I'm just saying I'm impressed.
Do you think I just knew it?
That's what I thought
Do you want to know who else's birthday it is that you love?
Yes
Who is it Ricky?
One of your new
New crushes this is a newer crush
Not one of your old crushes
Oh the guy from the wolf movies
No
That's a good guess though
Wolf movies Luke Bryan, that's a good guess though.
Wolf movies? No, Luke Bryan.
Who's that?
Luke Bryan.
Julian loves Luke Bryan.
Who's Luke Bryan?
He loves Luke Bryan.
No, I don't fucking love Luke Bryan or any dude.
Julian loves Luke Bryan.
If there's one person Julian loves,
it's Luke Bryan.
Luke Bryan. If there's one person Julian loves, it's Luke Bryan. Luke Bryan.
Look at Julian.
Look at Julian acting like he doesn't know
who Luke Bryan is.
Look at him.
I don't know who Luke Bryan is, man.
I swear to fuck.
Remember you almost fought him in the restaurant
in Nashville that time?
That was Luke Bryan? Yeah, he was acting like a bit of a and you were gonna tell him to stop back
with this deck i kind of i kind of remember that but kind of don't remember it i don't remember
julian gonna fight luke bryan at a restaurant in nashville yeah because he's serious the server
came over and said that Luke was being rude,
and you didn't like that.
I don't think it was the same Luke Bryan, Ricky.
Was it the same Luke Bryan?
Really?
Well, we got to know, man.
That's Luke Bryan.
All right. you know what?
I don't remember almost getting in a fight with Mother Luke Bryan.
And I don't, I mean, boys, I kind of know who he is now from hearing this tune.
Oh, kind of know who he is now. Well, I don't know country music
bubs like you do and
fucking Rick does.
And I don't have fucking crushes on
dudes, alright?
Fucking guys. It's a big day for Julian.
The Hoff and the fucking
Luke Bryan.
Yeah.
Okay, Ricky, I gotta go eat some
peppercorns or something to try to come down a bit
yeah peppercorns works man
do that
chew some peppercorns
shame you're gonna waste a good buzz on
you gotta do what you gotta do I guess
okay say goodbye Julian
say goodbye to all the wonderful people watching
say goodbye
sorry for almost getting in a fight with you Luke
Brian is it?
Whatever your
fucking name is.
Oh, whatever your
name is.
Now he doesn't
even know his
name.
I don't.
Okay.
Unbelievable.
Say bye.
All right.
Goodbye, everybody.
Stay safe.
Fuck off.
Yes, everybody.
Thank you for
being here.
Stay safe.
We'll fucking see you next week.
Same time, same place.
Boobily, boobily doo.
Oh, I got to stop it, boys.
I got to hit stop.
I thought it was stop. I'm waiting for you to say stop. Yeah, me too. Oh, I gotta stop it, boys. I gotta hit stop. I thought it was stop.
I'm waiting for you to say stop.
Yeah, me too.
Oh, no, it's still going
because I'm hot.
Okay, I'm stopping it now.
I almost stood up
and I have no pants on. Thank you. you