Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 85 - What the F**k Happened Last Week?!

Episode Date: March 24, 2017

St. Patrick’s Day drinking resulted in a complete black-out week that screwed over the podcash streak and somehow landed Bubbles and Ricky in the Bahamas. The Boys try to piece together what happened, and discuss some money-making plans.  Episode 85 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store!  

Look at my beautiful set I built. They got destroyed. Oh, I thought you meant you did all this shit right here. Well, I had all this ready. You see, Ricky, wake up. He's asleep. What's up with the fucking horse over there, man? That's Ricky's horse.

Oh, my fuck, boys. What the fuck happened? All right, you know what? We should probably explain to people what the fuck happened. Well, it's a hard thing to explain, though, because we're still trying to piece it together. This has been the craziest... But we do know that I had this ready to shoot the St. Paddy's Day. We shot it, didn't we? No, Ricky, we came in early to get, you know,

to get it out of the way so we could start drinking, and then I don't know what the fuck we should do. Okay, we even got to go further back than that, okay? Wrong end, man. You're blowing this end, Ricky. Well, you got to make the sound. You got to make the sound, Ricky. You got it working again. Nice. We got it okay, Ricky. Fuck! You got it working again.

Nice. We got it okay, everybody. We just finished shooting this series down south. Fucking swear that almost fucking killed us. And then with St. Paddy's Day, we just gave it. And usually at the end of the week of partying, we can piece it together. But this one, I don't know what the fuck happened. Well, this-

The fucking wheels came off. This used to be, this was all very nice, and ready to go, and then we- What the fuck does any of this even mean? We started drinking, and then, I don't know. I ended up, me and Ricky ended up in the Bahamas. No, yes. What?

None of this makes any sense, man. All right, I- Well, this was a game we played, Ricky. Oh, my fuck, boy. This was a game we played, remember? It was... Does Julian... Does Julian attract Patrick Swayze? Oh, what you fucked up. St. Paddy's Day was possibly born from Wales.

What? I don't know, it made sense at the time, I guess. I wish I could remember all this. It's a nice drawing, though, man. Bob, what the fuck is with this horse, man? It's freaking me the fuck out. You got the horse. Huge cocks. Look at that.

Wow. No idea what that meant. No. What else do you have? I don't know, man. You should probably... Let's do this. Okay. What else? Yeah, I don't know, man. You should probably... Let's do this. Okay, what's going on, fuckers?

This is the official Trailer Prep Boys podcast. It's coming at you right now, and we're just trying to figure out what the fuck happened. So you guys play the game. What's... But now we're...

Just wait, Ricky. I need to analyze this picture you drew. This is a picture you drew that day when we were right out of her. I don't know what it is. There's like a little fella, and he's calling this guy a slave, and this guy's saying I'm sad. And then there's a little fella saying you suck. Oh, I remember what it was.

I remember it was about St. Paddy or something. You didn't like the fact that people used to have slaves and you were mad. I don't remember what it was related to. I don't remember anything about it. Don't remember how it related to St. Paddy's day? It was important. There's your sales chart for Guinness that you drew.

I remember that. A sales chart for Guinness that you drew. I remember that. A sales chart for Guinness. What the fuck? Ricky was right out of it, remember? Recent fingers show 11 million sold. How the fuck is this thing even alive? We were gone. How did we get?

Where did we go? What happened? We drank here. Remember, we drank here. Cameraman people weren't here. You rolled something, some kind of weed that you said was special St. Paddy's Day weed, and it was about that colour, it was bright green. So I believe what happened, I believe you dipped it in some kind of food colouring,

and when we smoked it, I think it was like smoking some kind of chemicals. That's what I think happened. Because the last thing I remember, we went, we sprinted to a bar, remember? We ran to the bar. We met some people that owned an airplane. And I think me and you got on the airplane. Oh, you guys were hanging out with all those guys with cowboy hats on. And all of a sudden, you're gone. I do remember you wearing this at one point.

And I think we were on either an airplane or a small bus. Sexy brassiere, transparent. Suitien gorge videotec. What is it? It's a see-through bra. Well, it's not there anymore as you were wearing it. Oh, it's a transparent bra. You had that on in the jet.

You thought it was funny, but what you didn't realize was everything was hanging out. I had it on where? On my crotch? You had the whole package on. There was some panties or something with this on? I don't, I wasn't wearing transparent panties. Listen. You did, but... Last thing I remember was you were going with a bunch of young fellas to work out somewhere.

No, I wasn't. I'm going to work out with these young hot guys. You know, I am fucking hot guys. That's what you said. That's not what I said. Young hot guys? That's the last thing I remember you saying. Boys, I met some young hot guys.

We're going to work out. Bubz, think about what you're saying. Temperature or looks? What? Looks. No, no, no, no. You said they had a... I did not say that. You showed me a picture of the... He had some really nice elliptical machine that you had never been on

before and you wanted to try it. What the fuck are you talking about? He had the top of the line elliptical. I would have been with some ladies, if anything. What? I got nothing. Here, do you want a fucking chip? Ricky. No? It's not fucking good enough for you?

Ricky. Here, have a fucking onion ring. Ricky. Oh, she likes those. Well, you gotta... Eat it! It actually looks like it wants to eat that. Just eat the fucking thing.

Ricky. He's communicating with the robot. Well, it's pretty hard to chew when you've got a fucking knife in your mouth. There's a what in his mouth? What is it? What are you chewing on, Maggie? Oh, it's just a pom-pom. I'm not going to take it.

Calm the fuck down. What the fuck is up with that horse, man? Maggie McSmore's. Isn't that what you called her? Rick, you know that this is just a fucking robot, right? No, it's not. Look at it. It's wagging its tail. It means it's happy that I'm here. But do you hear it going... What do you think that is?

That's the fucking gears inside it. And you built this, did you? No, I didn't say I built it. I just said... All right, so we're back. We're back. We're back. And... Apologize that we missed...

We missed. Sorry, we missed it. We messed up. So let's this is Six right now I win Ricky yeah What do you win I don't know but it's got to be something good because that was fucking next impossible to pull off you win Keegan McConnell, I don't like that guy. He's always trying to fucking show off.

Oh, look at all the fucking height of this shit. Ricky. He shouldn't be here. He's Scottish. No, put it, get him. He's Scottish. He shouldn't be here. So it's March 24th, 2000 and something. I think this should be the official St. Paddy's Day. Oh, fuck. That's why we got so crazy.

Because remember we figured out it was March the 17th was St. Paddy's Day, and it was 2017, and that just made something special. No, we were just, we really just wanted to get drunk. And then spring came, and it was just like, let's keep it going. Yeah. What were we talking about? I don't remember. I trailed off.

I know. That horse is like, he moved away. Oh, yeah, I know. What is the deal with that fucking thing? Seriously, it's like it's almost real. It is fucking real. It eats. Oh.

March 24th. All right, what happened on March 24th? It was people born. Oh. March 24th. All right, what happened on March 24th? It was people born. Like who? Steve McQueen got born on this day. You fucking loved him. Yeah, he was a cool dude.

That fucking car chase movie. Bullet. Oh, that was awesome. Mustang. McQueen. Fucking Charger to Mustang. Guess who else is born today, bubs? You tossed a few off to this one. Willie Nelson?

Kelly LeBrock. Kelly LeBrock. Weird Science, was that the movie? Yes, Weird Science. She was in Weird Science. She was... She was something. She was dandy.

Did a lot of diddling to that poster. I think there was a lot of... She was dandy. A lot of young penises were played with, imagining different things with her, I guess. Ricky. As well as the next birthday, Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning.

Did you just say a lot of young penises were played with? Well, that's what... Would I imagine that? That's what young boys have to do, isn't it? When they're young, they look at the catalogs and... Oh, I thought you meant you played. No. I play with imagine that. That's what young boys have to do, isn't it? When they're young, they look at the catalogs. Oh, I thought you meant you played. No. I play with my own.

Oh, careful. Peyton Manning. Right on. Peyton Manning. Well, that's good. Good going, man. Wasn't a very exciting day for birthdays, but not bad. There could have been some other ones.

I don't know. I don't know. I don't even remember making this fucking list. All right, so we're done. No, we're not done. We just started. Let's get drunk again. We just started. I am drunk.

I'm fucking hammered. When's the next week-long blockout? Christmas. No. Christmas? Christmas. Jesus Christ, there. If I roll a six, I win.

Leaner. It's not easy, is it? All right, guys, I'm trying to think of some businesses that we could start up. Okay. Okay, this person down in Arizona in Washington. Coffee shops, but the chicks that are working there are bikinis and g-strings and shit. They're getting a lot of shit. People are saying, hey, it's degrading to women and stuff.

But this place is fucking busy, and the girls like being in bikinis. So it's like Hooters with coffee. Well, and... With thongs. And we can take it to another level. We can bootleg some booze out of the place as well. Under the table. Terrible idea.

Great idea. Terrible idea. I'm on the fence. It'd be easy to start up. We could start it up in my trailer man, right over the front. Nice little coffee shop. A smoke shop. And who are you gonna have working there? Marguerite in a bikini. See that's the problem. We got to find some ladies that'll do this. Well, yeah. Well, nobody wants you. Maybe the woman you're banging right now will do it. Burbley. How could you stop that?

I'm not banging Burbley. You guys have an arrangement. No, don't. We're not talking about that shit right now. You and Burbley. No, no, no, no, no. I'm doing it. We're not doing it, man. I saw the, uh, one of the episodes.

It's coming out soon. People are going to see that. Yes. There's something going on. Did we tell people that we're going to be on the TV? They probably already know that. March 31st. May 31st.

March 31st. March? What comes first? Like a week. Yeah, but I thought May... It's March, Ricky. March is before comes first? Like a week. Yeah, but I thought May... It's March, Ricky. March is before May.

January, February, March. Right. April, May, June. What's the next one? April, May, June. August, October, September. I don't know. I know there's some little thing you say that reminds you how it all goes, but I forget

what it is. Ricky, you don't know the fucking order of the months. I know if I think about it, but I don't it is. Ricky, you don't know the fucking order of the mess. I know if I think about it, but I don't want to think about it right now because my brain's fucked. I need to get more liquor in me. He doesn't know the fucking order of the mess. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy there, Maggie. I offered you something to eat.

Ricky, I can calm her down. You want me to calm her down? Maybe she needs a fucking smack in the head with this. Well, it's just a robot. Go for it, man. A what? Robot. Robit.

A robot? What's a robot? What's a robot? Do they like to eat pecans? Oh, The Undertaker. The Undertaker was born today, too. Which Undertaker? The one.

The wrestler? Steve Lang from April Wine. Stevie Lang. Gorgeous George. Big Wang Lang. I was on the wrong fucking website, I think, apparently. Who? Gorgeous George.

Who's that now? He's an American professional wrestler. Oh, fuck, David Suzuki. I thought he was already born last month. The guy that invented the motorcycle. Yeah. He did some other stuff, too. Oh, man.

I'm just teasing you. He's a genius, David Suzuki. He's a scientist. Scientists know all kinds of stuff. What's the name of his show? The Nature of Things with David Suzuki. Are you kidding me? One of the greatest Canadian television shows ever made.

Only watched one episode and it was about weed. I did find this fucking thing. I was wondering if it was you that's creating it. And if it is, I want in because I think it might be good. What is it? It's a new perfume that promises the fragwant... Fragwant? What? Rants. What is it? It's a new perfume that promises the fragrance of a kitten's neck. What?

Yeah. They better not be extracting kitten juice out of kittens. So you didn't do this one then? No, Ricky, I didn't make a kitten-flavored perfume. Scented. But I'd like to wear it as long as it's, you know, not made by extracting juice out of kittens. It says it'll bring memories of a dozen kitten cuddles. Oh, my fuck.

Are you serious? That sounds like a gold mine. If you went to a bar and you all of a sudden smelled a kitten's neck, you wouldn't be able to control yourself. No, I wouldn't. Man or woman wearing it. You'd get some wood going. That's not true, Ricky. If a man was wearing it, I'd just be like, oh, you smell nice, sir.

Stay away from me. But I mean, if it was a lady, I would definitely like to talk to her. I know that she smells like kittens. Oh, you can even get it in showers. I smell like kittens, too. Body lotion? Body lotion? Yeah. I smell like kittens too. Body lotion. Body lotion?

Yeah. I've never put on body lotion. I wonder what that feels like. Body lotion? I know you have. I haven't put on body lotion. You put it on when you're working out and get in the mirror pretending you're... No, I don't, man.

Pretending you're in the World Championship. You used to oil up. At least you don't do that as much. I don't oil up. I've never oiled up before in my life. You used to oil up constantly. I did it, man. Are you fucking kidding me?

You used to. It would be an overcast, chilly day and you'd come out glistening going, yeah, just sweating. You're lying. Just sweating. But clearly you were oiled up. No, I wasn't fucking. I've never oiled up, man. I can't even fucking put're lying. Just sweating. But clearly you were oiled up. Oh, I wasn't fucking. I've never oiled up, man.

I can't even fucking put like hand lotion on my hands. Does it make your skin feel better? I don't know, man. It takes away the dryness of it. You don't loosen up at all. I used to press cheesecloth on you to get a sample. No, you didn't. Remember when you used that soft tanner and you turned orange?

That was fucked. I've never done any of that shit. You were talking about going to competitions. I've got pictures of you orange. I'm going to find them. You're going to get chipper to fucking... I've got pictures of me looking orange. I'm going to look through my hope chest,

and I'm going to find those pictures of you orange. Bull fucking shit, man. You were 16 and you were fucking orange as an orange. You were dreaming of being Mr. Sunnyvale. No. Never. The guy that beat you was terrible, too. You were dreaming of being Mr. Sunnyvale. No. Never. The guy that beat you was terrible, too.

You guys are fucked. All right, here's another good idea, guys. Terry Rector beat him. Terry Rector, is that his name? Terry Rector beat him. What? Terry Rector, that's who beat you in the muscle competition. I've never had a pose down.

Julian, fuck. You can't rewrite history back. Yeah, but Bubs. You guys were on top of the trailer and all the kids were there

and you were both up there posing but Terry had slightly more defined triceps than you did. You were a lot bigger but he had like

every muscle was kind of You guys are fucked. Alright, moving on. Here's another good idea. In San Diego there's a brewery they're recycling toilet water to make beer. I guess people are drinking it. Why? Just because it's different, man.

People like something different. We could easily do that in Sunnyvale. Because people like something different? Hold the fuck on. I guess they're making a shit ton of money, man. There's got to be more to it. Nice one, bu making a shit ton of money, man. Literally. Nice one, bubs. Get it, Ricky?

Shit ton? Toilet water? Well, I guess it's working for them. They must have to do something to the water. You can't just use shit water. They clean it, man. It's cheaper than using spring water. I'd still be nervous. We'd be wondering, fuck, did they get it all? It depends on if they're

scooting it out of the bowl or if they're using it out of the tank because that's clean, fresh water that goes into the tank. So if they're just taking her out of the thing

that fills the tank, I don't know why the fuck they would. They might as well just go to the tap. That doesn't make any sense. I mean, even though the water's clean,

I mean, you'd still have to be drinking it going, all right, I know they treated it, but at one point, this liquid was in a man's body and came out of his cock. I would think. Oh, totally, man. I don't know if that wouldn't affect the taste. It's a horrible idea. Sorry I fucking threw it out there.

I hope this isn't one of them. Oh, there's something floating in it, man. What? Right there. Oh, for fuck's sakes. That's gross. That's't one of them. There's something floating in it, man. What? Right there. Oh, for fuck's sakes. That's a bit of mold. I don't want mold in my beer. That's what cheese is.

You like cheese. Cheese is not mold, Ricky. Gross. I don't know what that is. Isn't yogurt mold, too? Do you eat moldy yogurt? I thought that's how they made it. They make milk go moldy, and that's either cheese or yogurt.

You take your pick. Oh, my fuck, Ricky. You've been eating mold, man. Like, straight up. So when you pull out an old block of cheese that's green with mold, do you just eat it? Fuzzy shit on it. No, I scrape that shit off,

but the rest of it underneath is just normal, moldy, not as green moldy cheese. Mm-hmm. That's what you do with cheese. You cut it off. Cheese is mold. So is yogurt and a couple other dewy things. Butter.

You eat moldy butter? Butter is mold. It's what they do to the milk to make it hard. They mold it. Oh, my fuck. Butter is mold. You should get a t-shirt made, Ricky. That's a great t-shirt.

Butter is mold. Butter is mold. I wonder what that was. Looked like a piece of someone's underwear. Could have been a piece of a chip. No, it wasn't a chip. It looked like fabric. Maggie could have... It's not when she was going... A little piece of horse knot might have been a piece of a chip? No, it wasn't a chip. It looked like fabric. Maggie could have...

snot when she was going... A little piece of horse snot might have flown in there. Oh, my fuck, Ricky. Ricky, that's an animatronic thing. That does everything a real horse does. It's basically alive. It just doesn't eat as much. Because of batteries, man.

It doesn't eat as much? Nope. You successfully fed that thing, did you? I had a bowl of, well, they were like Doritos and nuts. Because no horses like nuts. And then I came back and the fucking thing was empty. So you tell me, boys. What the fuck is he talking about? It's a lot bigger than when we had it a week ago.

It's the... You think that's grown, do you? Who the fuck is he talking about? It's a lot bigger than we had it a week ago. It's the... You think that's grown, do you? Over the last week? I seem to remember it was only up to here when we left. Ricky. It wasn't that brown. It's made out of metal and fabric and gears, Ricky. It still needs to eat, doesn't it?

Everything needs fuel. Um, what else we got, guys? Alright, I've got one more business thing that we could probably set up. This one's pretty easy, bubs. You're gonna need your help big time, though. Okay. In Beijing, the public toilets. Yeah. They've got facial scanners installed to the fuckin'

toilet paper roll thing. The fuck are you talking about? People are stealing toilet paper big time, so they have these scanners set up so that, boom, you're caught. There's no way of fucking stealing it. So what I'm thinking, we go around... A facial scanner? You mean a camera? Yeah, they call it a facial scanner. That's what it says here, pups.

Okay, they take a picture of your fucking face. You try to steal the fucking toilet paper, you go to jail. Yeah, that's called a camera. But this is what we can do. We go around, we just start stealing fucking toilet paper from everywhere. Malls, restaurants, whatever we can think of. Office buildings. And then we come up with this.

You've got to go door to door. Sell them. You've got to figure out how to make one. What would the business be? Fucking facial scanner. For what? Things for toilet paper. We're going to start selling toilet paper door to door?

No, not selling the toilet paper. We're going to steal the toilet paper and then sell the scanners. It's an anti-theft thing, Rick. Oh, I get it. You know what I mean? Terrible fucking idea. Well, so we make them need it and then we sell it to them. That's right.

That's almost fucking smart. That's a terrible idea. Why? Steal all the toilet paper and somebody's gonna go, oh, fuck, I need a facial recognition scanner on my door to door. You go around door to door, you throw a suit on you with a briefcase, and you start selling these fucking things, man. I'm not going door to door selling toilet paper facial recognition scanners.

Why not? Because it's fucked. Well, we'll be doing the hard part. We've got to go steal the shit. We'll do that. I'm not selling them. It's just a case. Anybody could just set up a webcam on their toilet roll.

No, no, that'll get destroyed, man. This is like, this looks official. It looks like you're going to get in shit if you fucking steal toilet roll. No, no, that'll get destroyed, man. This is like, this looks official. It looks like you're gonna get in shit if you fucking steal toilet paper. So it's like a Jack Bauer fucking futuristic- Something like that, yeah. CIA toilet. It's just a box next to the toilet paper roll, man.

It's easy, you can do it. Makes money. That is the worst fucking idea I think you've ever had. If you were gonna to buy and or bang a sex robot, would you want one that just came aboard you right away, or would you want one that you had to romance first, you know, kind of get it in the mood

and then it bangs you? Because you have the option now. Okay, just wait. First you said if you were going to bang one, and then you end it with it was going to bang you. So which is it, Ricky? They're two very different things.

You said, would you want it to romance you first if it was going to bang you? Yeah, you'd steer the way around. You definitely would if that was the case, I guess. But I guess it would be either way. What are you talking about? Anyway, this fucking engineer created a sex robot that needs to be romanced first before you fucking come aboard us, or it comes aboard you. What is a sex robot? I think you own one right there.

I don't. What, the horse? Yep. I guess you could, but you're into that stuff. Yeah, I don't know. I guess that's it. Oh, no, no, this sounds good, man. She looks good.

Yeah, look at this. She looks really good, actually. You got to romance her. He's fucking weird, the fact that he came up with this. What the fuck? That's some guy putting his finger in a robot's mouth. Wow, that's really romancing her. He's romancing her.

Bet she can't control herself. He's romancing her. Jesus Christ. This guy needs help. I don't think this is real. I think I know that guy. That's Teddy, isn't it? Looks like Teddy.

That's Teddy Donovan. He used to live in the park. That's not a robot. I know her. Oh, so this whole thing's full of shit. That's just a picture of Teddy sticking his finger in his girlfriend's mouth. There's no way Teddy has her for a girlfriend. I'm sorry, Bob. Oh, yeah, I guess she's only got one eye.

Well, that's a great story. Yeah, that was fun. Great story, man. It was sorry, Bob. Oh, yeah. I guess she's only got one eye. Well, that's a great story. Yeah, that was fun. Great story, man. It's good times. Bob, so we should have had a game, like we should have had a game or something set up right now. Yeah, you want to play Go Fuck Yourself? Wow. You're the first

contestant. That's not very nice. Oh, there's a good business for us. Start buying up as many eggs as we can. What? Woman says she found a diamond in a hard-boiled egg. There's no way. How could you get a diamond in a hard boiled egg, Ricky?

From a chicken. So the chicken had a diamond in its uterus? Well, muscles make pearls. Maybe some chickens, if you could find out which chicken it was, get him to. Him? Have fuckin' more eggs with another diamond chicken. You think it might have been a her chicken?

Well, it takes two to tango. So, where do eggs come from, Ricky? Chickens. What kind of chickens? Egg chickens. Man chickens or lady chickens? I think they must be lady. It's like having a baby, isn't it?

What the fuck? Where did you get this? Finding a pearl in an oyster is one thing but what about a diamond in a hard-boiled egg? Yeah she felt something funny in her mouth, peeled it bit into her, felt something like grizzle in my mouth, fell on the plate I couldn't understand where to come from I thought it had come from me. Yeah, sure enough, she's got a diamond. Well, diamonds come from pressure. So maybe the chicken, there's so much pressure laying the egg,

part of it turned into a diamond. Ricky, there's no fucking way a chicken can spit out a fucking diamond. No, Ricky, it takes like... With massive amount of pressure in its uterus. Maybe it was just under pressure. Maybe it was on a game show. So she's full of shit then. Is that what you guys are calling?

Bullshit? I'm calling bullshit on that. All right. That's all I got. Well, I'm getting... I need another drink. I need something, man. What are you...

Yeah, I'm starting to level off here. It's not a good feeling. Oh, what the fuck? A Chinese man proposes to girlfriend with 33-ton meteorite. What the fuck? Come again? 33-ton meteorite. What the fuck? Come again? 33-ton meteorite. What would that be worth?

You see, I mean... That'd be worth a fucking crazy amount of money. $145,000. That's it? That's it. No, it's worth more than that. Yeah, because there's little ones like that big that are worth a million. So what the fuck's going on here?

Why would you do that? You could buy that and chop it up and make a shit ton of money. What did he, how did he give it to her? He obviously didn't hand it to her. He just fucking got a crew of fucking dudes to set it in the middle of this market and just said, hey, will you mirror me in front of it? But he didn't give it to her, did he? Yeah, he gave it to her.

I bet he gave it to her later on. That's a weird one, though. If she likes meteorites, yeah, he would have been getting it pretty hard. Because that's a fucking huge piece of rock there. You think he gave it to her on the meteorite? On top of it. Unless it was radioactive. Up against it.

What if it was radioactive? What would happen? Melt them. Well, it must not have been radioactive, Ricky, if you gave it to her. I just think it's a weird one. Like, talk about giving someone a big rock, but... That's a big rock. It's three to three times. You'd throw it on your hand, though. No. You could chip off a little piece, I guess. And make a ring out of it? It's kind of a good idea. Fuck diamonds.

What's a fuck diamond? A meteorite must be harder than a diamond from space. It just depends, Ricky, what it's made of. They're really just big rocks. I've studied many meteorites. I've found many of them around the town. Many? How many? I would estimate anywhere between 10 and 15 meteorites I've discovered. How about zero?

I have. No, you haven't. Well, boys, I am fucked. Like, I can't do this. We're all fucked. This wasn't great. I can't do this anymore. Ricky, do you want some? Let's sleep for a week,

come back and do a really good one next week. Ricky, do you want some white chocolate? Looks like crystals. No, it's, try it. It's white chocolate. It tastes like salt. It is salt. Why is it salt? It's rock salt.

Fuck. It's not white chocolate, Ricky. It's salt. I had that out. Remember I had that out because we were going to have tequila. Fuck. You had tequila. I was going to have Irish tequila. Fuck. You had tequila. I was gonna have Irish tequila. Green. I made the tequila green. Maybe that's what happened.

Maybe. Maggie's sleeping. I'm gonna try to wake her up. Oh, I almost made a noise. You did make a noise, Ricky. What heard her? Nothing. She's fucking heard her. I heard her. I fucking missed it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There you go. Now you've done it. It was him. The fuckbrain's over there. Oh fuck, she's gonna come aboard you with her horns, right? She was fucking pissed. Yeah, I've had it.

I've gotta get some sleep. Him. Okay, let's get back on the liquor. Alright. Just give me twenty minutes. Next week maybe will be better. Maybe. It will be, because we're going to be harder on the liquor. Oh yeah?

Yes. Alright. I'm in. You in, Maggie? I'm in. I think she's starting to understand a few words by now. See you later, everybody. Thanks for talking in. Cheers. Hashtag. Hashtag something, Ricky. See you later everybody. Thanks for talking in. Cheers.

Hashtag. Hashtag something, Ricky. Go to the merch store and buy shit. That's it. Sucks robots? Thank you.