Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 86 - Perfectly Contentedly High

Episode Date: April 3, 2017

Trailer Park Boys Season 11 is airing on Netflix and the Boys are ready to party! The Boys talk about other DECENT things that happened on this day in history, and they have info on how you dicks can own authentic pieces of Sunnyvale memorabilia!   Episode 86 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store!  

Ricky, calm the fuck down. Fuck off, boys. I'm fucking excited today, boys. I'm so excited, too. I'm on the top of my fucking game. I got almost seven hours sleep last night, ready for fucking letting loose. Nice going, nice going. Are we going to get this going? Anybody want a chocolate knob to start?

A what? A what? Chocolate knob. Chocolate knob? Yeah, they make them at the factories. What do you mean, a knob? What kind of a knob is it, Ricky? Well, they make the chocolate bars.

Sometimes they're too long, so they cut the little ends off that drip too much. They're good because they've got a little bit of filling, but you get a lot more chocolate. Why do you call them knobs? Isn't that what they're called? Like the knob on a hockey stick? Just the end of it? Knob on a tire? You're thinking of a knob on a dude. That's why. Wow. Does that look like a knob on a dude? All mangly and... That's what Bubbles was thinking.

It does have nuts in it, I guess. All right, what's going... Delicious chocolate knobs. Can I start this? Why is this in... Okay, you can do your... Hey, what's going on, motherfuckers? This is the official Trillip Rap Boys podcast

coming at you. What's the date today, Bubbs? March 31st, baby. Episode number, Rick? 86. Right on. I'm big. It's over to you guys.

That was right. Yes. Pulled that out of 86. Right on. I'm big. It's over to you guys. That was right. Yes. Pulled that out of nowhere. Today, our TV show goes on the air. Season fucking 11. Those dicks that follow us around with the cameras, it all pays off. Hopefully they didn't make me look too fucking stupid. That's all I'm going to say or I will probably kill them.

I saw some of the photo tricky and I'm sorry to say they did make you look stupid. Well, you made yourself look stupid and they captured it. No, but when I'm being smart, they never show that part. There's more of that stuff than the stupider parts. I have never witnessed that myself. Yeah. So what are we doing? Is there people having like parties and stuff? There's a need for we TVB 11s, what they call it, I guess, viewing party contests, all right?

So let me just see what the details are. Okay, Ricky. If you and your friends are getting together to watch season 11 on Netflix, take a pic and send it to thetrailerpackboys.com, and you could win some old, authentic shit. Authentic. Authentic shit from Sunnyvale, including one of Julian's rum glasses.

Nice. Decent. Where is it? It looks like you could also win. They're not giving this away. No, we are giving that away. I need that, man. I took that out of your cupboard.

You won't know what this means yet, but once you watch it, one of the Ricky's Ball Hockey Camp posters. And a gorgeous bottle of my pizza sauce. All organic. Bubbles Organico. Right there. Pizza sauce. You can enjoy that.

Julian's glass. Anyway, there's details at trailerparkboys.com. That's one of the ones you had up at the rink, Ricky. Yes, it is. Decent. Pretty famous hockey player showed up. Decent. That's kind of a cool thing right there.

It's need for weed, number sign, TBB 11, viewing party. That's called a hashtag, Ricky. Nice. And for 60 bucks hashtag, Ricky. Nice. And for 60 bucks more, if you want to send that in, we will sign this up for you before we send it out to you. 60 bucks? Yeah, 20 bucks each. Why don't we just sign it just to be nice?

Because we can probably make some money off that. Fucking crazy. Anyway, just go to the website and fuckin' check it out. Very excited. Very excited, man. Well, we should watch it, because I wanna fuckin' see how we look. If I look dumb, there may be some fist fighting. Just drive a chocolate knob in you, Ricky.

Lighten up. Alright, I'm sorry. Drive a chocolate knob right in ya. Get it? Who's got your belly, Ricky? I guess you do. You just fucking took it without even really asking. That's the one thing you do.

You just take it. That's the point of getting the belly. It's not, can I get your belly? It's who's got it, because you already have your fingers on it. I like that song you've been singing about getting bellies. That's awesome. That is a good tune, man. You fucking better believe it.

You better believe it's a good tune. No one's got your back, but who's got your belly on? Very cool, man. I'm going to record that. You wait. All right. So we get into this day in history since, you know, on this day in history. So what else awesome happened on the same awesome day that the show's coming out?

Exactly, that's where I was getting to. The Eiffel Tower that was officially opened this day back in 1889. Who gives a fuck? It was the Eiffel fucking Tower. I'm calling bullshit on that. What do you care about the Eiffel Tower? Well, it's a fucking tower, man. It's like a pretty cool thing.

Was it or was it not made of steel, though? Yes. Well, steel didn't come tower, man. It's like a pretty cool thing. Was it or was it not made of steel, though? Yes. Well, steel didn't come out then, did it? I thought steel was more recent. 1889? No, they had steel in 1889. They had steel in 1899, man. Didn't they?

I don't know. The Industrial Revolution? Karl Marx? Yeah, man, they had steel. When did they build the railroads? Before that. Well, they did have steel steel. When did they build the railroads? Before that. Well, they did have steel then. They did have steel.

Fuck. Steel. All right. What else happened? Oh, man. I know one thing that happened. It was the first time Jimi Hendrix ever burnt his fucking guitar in London. That's pretty badass.

That's true. That's a cool thing that happened today. See, that is fucking cool. Our show comes out, Jamie Hendrix burns his first guitar. You should burn a fucking guitar tonight. You should. I'm going to.

Let's do it. One of your best ones. No, I'm not. He had unlimited amounts, Ricky. I'll get an old shitty one at the pawn shop and we'll fucking burn her. Looking forward to it. I'm not that drunk yet.

I'm just perfectly contendedly high. Your what? Perfectly contendedly high. Just the perfect level. Yeah, I'm feeling pretty good as well. Perfectly contendedly high. Not too high, not too low. Perfectly contendedly.

Back in 1932, 150 wild swans die in the Niagara fucking waterfall. What the fuck are you talking about? What was that all about? 1932, 150 wild swans die in Niagara waterfall. I bet you it was one of those fucking cults. What? What, a bird cult? Well, it just was probably a leader swan.

He's like, you know what? Let's fuck this world. This world is fucked now with all these people taking over, fucking over our food supply and fucking over the world. We're going to make a statement. And they're all like, fuck, yeah. I'm behind you, man. That's what you think happened.

He said, follow me, swans. David Koresh, the fucking swan, flew everybody into a waterfall. I don't buy that, man. What do you think it was? Well, a swan, they're not going to start a fucking call. Swans are smart animals. But they're not going to start a call. How would they start a call, Ricky?

Swan call. One swan beaks out his calls. He's probably the older swan. And they have to listen to him because they live in fucking packs or whatever you call them. And next thing you know, you've got to fucking fall. It's like falling, you know, you're a soldier in a battle.

I bet, well, I did make a statement, obviously. People after that were like, we've got to fucking start being nice to the swans. Maybe they were flying in formation.

The front swan might have been on the lecker. That's, you know, it was touristy around there. Somebody could have sat a lecker drink down. About 150. Head swan fucking gets on the liquor that's he you know it was touristy around there somebody could have sat a liquor drink down about 150 head swan fucking gets on the liquor then he's like follow me everybody we're going south and he fucking you know not watching where he's going and he drives her right

into the waterfall and then they're just following or what what about this? They fucking, they all land in this field of mushrooms and shit, start eating magic mushrooms. They fly away, boom. They're in the waterfall. Or maybe they went... Part of the river's not that crazy, so they might have went there to sleep for the night. All fell asleep, and they're slowly but surely,

and the next thing you know, over they go. Why didn't they just fucking open up their wings as they're falling? Because I... Fly out of it. I think they flew right into the water, man. They Why didn't they just fucking open up their wings as they're falling? Fly out of it. I think they flew right into the water, man. They just didn't go over. Because they say they flew it just as die in a Niagara waterfall.

So you think they were sleeping in the river and they just went right over. That would make sense. Otherwise, I mean, their necks can turn around. It's not like they're not going to see it unless they're sleeping. 150 of them? Or a cult leader swan. All right, we gotta figure out what happened to these swans. We, you know... Can you Google her?

I Google her. That's probably why people are a lot nicer to swans now, because look what happened. 1969, George Harrison and Patty Boyd fined 250 pounds each for illegal drugs. I wonder what the drugs were. 1960. Oh, that's not very much of a fine.

1960, could have been anything. 1969. Oh, that was exciting. 1972, the final day of the rum ration in the Royal Canadian Navy. Oh, that was a shitty day. It was a daily amount of rum given to sailors on Royal Navy ships. It was abolished in 1970 after concerns that regular intakes of alcohol would lead to unsteady

hands when working machinery. Oh, they were letting the sailors get loaded. I loaded. They should. They weren't getting loaded, but, you know. They were getting a buzz on. They were getting a bit of a buzz on. Every day.

Which isn't a bad thing when you want to, like, shoot at people with cans and shit and kill them. Think about it, man. I'd want a bit of a buzz on. So it's a good thing. Do you like the last chocolate knob? I'm going to eat it and you're going to turn it into a big fucking deal. Wrap your lips around it. See how it tastes. Just shut the fuck up. I'm going to eat it and you're gonna turn it into a big fucking deal. Wrap your lips around it. See how it tastes.

Just shut the fuck up. I'm gonna eat it. Yeah, just pop that big brown knob in your mouth. See, I knew this was gonna happen. Now you're making a thing about this. Pop that big brown knob in your mouth, Julian. How's it taste? Tastes fucking good. For a first timer.

It's their fucking only Henry part, man. Mmm, I don't know. Oh, look at these, too. People see these. These fucking guys were down in the U.S. shooting this fucking thing. These guys kept following us around in this black kidnapping van. So we didn't know who the fuck they were. Finally, I said, fuck this.

We pulled over. Anyway, we found out who it was. It was these baker dicks. And they made some fucking skateboards up in of us, which is kind of cool. I know, look at that. Who's on that skateboard? Bubbles is. It's Nuge's board.

Look, Nuge. What? There you go, man. That's you. Cool. Look at that. Bubbles is right on the board. These are for sale, I believe.

Are they come out next week? They come out, yeah, next week. And actually, they're going to be on our, I think we get like two weeks to sell the fucking things. Check this one out. Then they'll be available everywhere but for the first two weeks, yeah, I think you can only get them on Riley Hawk. Tony Hawk? He's the one who did this board.

Tony Hawk? His dad's pretty good on one of these as well. Yeah, well, I got D. O. Strander. He's the best, so. How can you say he's the best? I think you can put them all together, can't you? I believe Nuge. I think you just the best the ralster is the fucking best the ralster he's the ralster look who's got a pet name for his little pet name for their skateboard can you put these together or something I think like this maybe oh yeah it's a picture huh look at that I think I fucked it up what you

gotta do is collect all three, right? Ricky, why does your arm smell like hot dogs? It's not hot dogs, bubs. What is it? I can't get into it. Fucking kiddos. I need a fucking shower. You pressed it right on my nose cavities.

How do you smell like fucking hot dogs? Do we... Just from not showering, man. I had a little bit of that. You said it's not hot dogs, so I don't even want to know what it is. That's what I mean, but how can you get that smell? Last night when I went to bed with my special somebody, we were both hungry, but we wanted to get things going, so we moved our meal into the bedroom. And it got a little fucking messy, and I haven't showered yet.

It got a little messy. Ricky, please don't tell me you were sticking hot dogs somewhere. No, it wasn't hot dogs. What was it, pepperoni sticks? There was a bit of pepperoni involved. Chicken fingers? Mmm, yep. Bananas? No bananas.

What is wrong with you? Nothing. I think it's perfectly normal. It was actually a lot of fun. Except now I need a shower. Why wouldn't you get one? No time. No time. You've got such a busy fucking day. Who's the lucky fella?

Get it? Yeah, I get it, man. It's not funny. Get it? Implying it was a fella. I know, man. Implying. No. It was the funny. Get it? Implying it was a fella. I know, man. Implying.

No. It was the one that you guys think is crazy. Came back. Aw, Ricky. What are you doing with her? She's being fucking nice. She's not nice to me. She's not nice to me.

Now, the only bad thing that... She called me Peckledeck. Why does she call me peckledeck? I think it's kind of I don't know she thinks it's cute. I don't She's nobody want a big green bird And she swears like way too much. I don't mind swearing. I love fucking swearing so she's like she's off the hook man That's the way people talk. Yeah, but I Don't like being called Peckle Bird.

Peckle Dick. Could be worse. Hmm? How do you peg her, Ricky? Hot Pepper Dick. Hmm? Er, I don't know. Why would that be worse? Who cares?

Well, people would be afraid of it. It might burn. Hmm. And they're not gonna be afraid of it. It might burn. And they're not going to be afraid of a big pickled cucumber coming at them? Attached to somebody's body? At least the pickle's not a bad size. It could have been fucking baby carrot, Beck. Are you listening, man? Oh, man.

There was a bad thing that happened on this day. I don't know if we should talk about it or not. It might ruin the party. Nothing's going to bring me down, Ricky. Oh, no? How about a certain event that happened in 1933 on this day? 1933? I don't have that on my list. Well, maybe we're not supposed to talk about it.

1933. What? It's bad. Oh, the Germans gave power to Hitler. Yeah, man, it was a bad day. That was a big fuck-up, wasn't it? That was a huge fuck-up. Yeah.

Wow. Big fuck-up. Here, let's give all the power to this guy with the cute little mustache. He looks harmless. He looks harmless. Look at his cute little mustache. He's nicely dressed. Let's give him all the power. Fucking brutal.

Cocksucker. Anyway, we're not going to let him ruin our party. No, fuck Hitler. He's not ruining my day. Good. I like your attitude. Arsehole. That's all he was. Just an arsehole. Taking over the world.

Arsehole. That's who he is. Fuck him. He's pretty fucked. Fuck him. I don't know. I got to say congratulations to this dude. It just popped up on my screen.

His name's Gayland Penko. He's named Newcomer of the Year at the Canadian Real Estate Wealth Magazine Awards. Reg, congratulations there, Gayland. Gayland? It's quite a handle, but congrats. Why are you congratulating him? Why is this going up right now? I don't know.

Who gives a fuck? It was a fuck-looking kind of picture. I just, you know. What the fuck were you looking up to find that? Gay real estate? 150 wild swans

fucking flying to the Niagara Falls. That's what came up. It's there. It's everywhere, but they're not talking about it. Gay real estate agents.

So there's something going on with this thing, man. Single real estate agents. His name's Gayland. Paul McCartney and Wings released London Town in 1978. Fantastic record. Was it good?

It's wonderful. Good. Wonderful Wings record. WrestleMania I was at Madison Square Garden. I remember that. Hogan and Mr. T beat fucking Piper and fucking Orndorff. Fucking right they did. Unbelievable match, I remember that.

That's when it was real. That's when Mr. T was at his fucking peak. That's when wrestling was fucking real. Is that when they were still checking oil and shit like that? Oh, believe me, they were checking oil. Bathing in their shit and stuff and just being gross. They were what? Breathing in shit.

And bathing in it, like, you know, Andre the Giant style, you know what I mean? Andre the Giant never bathed in some shit. Well, he did lots of stuff with shit, didn't he? What are you talking about? I don't think he bathed in shit. All right, well. He used to shit in the bathtubs in Japan because he couldn't fit in them.

Okay, well, yeah, okay, he did that. He would take a poo in the bathtub because he couldn't fit on the toilet, but he never bathed in his own shit. Oh. See, that's how rumors get started. Right there. Hey.

Right there. I'm glad you were here to fucking... Guess who was fucking blunt today? Who? Gordy fucking Howe. Wow. Right on. Mr. Hawkey.

Mr. Hawkey. Gordy Howe Hotrick. I wonder if you ever met Mr. Lube. Mr. Hockey. Mr. Hockey. Gordie Howe Hotrick. I wonder if you ever met Mr. Lube. Mr. Lube? Yeah. For what? I don't know. I just wonder.

He's Mr. Hockey and Mr. Lube owns all those lubrication shops. And Mr. Sub. What if they hung out? Mr. Sub. I wonder if he was part of the gang. Mr. Lube could get on Mr. Sub and Mr. Sub could go in Mr. Hockey. Is that what you're thinking? No, I wasn't thinking anything even remotely close to that, Ricky.

That Mr. Lube would get on Mr. Sub. And then throw Mr. Sub in there. That's fucked. Is there any more Mr's we could throw into this? Ricky, what are you talking about? I don't know. Gordie, if you're watching this, I never, ever crossed my mind about you having a lubed-up sub plan. I don't know where that came from.

I'm in his mouth. He eats it. The lube would help him eat it easier. No, I didn't mean that. Don't backtrack. You know what you mean. I don't know if there's any other misters, is there? Is there, uh, okay, there's, uh...

Mr. Universe, your idol. No, no, no, no. Mr. Plummer. Mr. Clean. Mr. Clean and Mr. Plummer. Mr. Plummer and Mr. Clean. Mr. Plummer's there as, like, a... He's gonna be a weird fucking... He's there to check his pipes before Mr. Sub goes, Mr. Clean. Mr. Plumber's there. It's going to be a weird fucking... He's there to check his pipes before Mr. Sub goes in.

Exactly. And then when they're all done, Mr. Clean comes in and mops her all up. Wipes up the mess. Oh, fuck. Mr. Clean will clean your... Pipes? ...earth so that everything is shining. Mr. Clean was a bit of a fucking weird looking cat.

He is a weird dude, man. Did he have hair? No, he was bald. And he liked white. He liked white and he was bald and he had a earring. He looks like that one from Man Hunter, that movie. Oh yeah. That creepy fuck.

Serial killer dude. I don't know that movie. He was a scary fucking dude. I liked him. The first Manhunter. Yeah. That'd be a fucking great group to hang out in though. Oh yeah. Anything you want really from those guys.

We should dress up as all those guys for Halloween. See what happens. Who would you be, Ricky? Not really from those guys. We should dress up as all those guys for Halloween. See what happens. Who would you be, Ricky? I'm definitely not going to be Mr. Sub. Or Mr. Hockey. No. Or Mr. Clean.

I'd probably be Mr. Plumber. I guess you still got to deal with a little bit there. Mr. Clean's probably... Mr. Clean doesn't have a great job, though. No. Who were the other ones? Mr. Peabody? Mr. Peabody. Christopher Walken was also born today.

Yeah, he's good at the acting. He's a good actor. More cowbell. Yeah. I need more cowbell. Jesus Christ. Remember that? Mm-hmm.

Yeah, man. You sounded just like him. I do a great Christopher Walken impression. Saturday Live. Yeah. Not bad, bubs. I also do Johnny Carson. Weird, wild stuff. That was pretty good. That was? I also do Johnny Carson. Weird, wild stuff.

That was pretty good. That was creepy, man. Johnny Carson. Don't ever talk like that again. Yeah. I can do all the impressions. You name one, I can do it. Do it.

Oh, where's the fucking gym ass? Let's head down to the gym, get oiled up, and fucking hang out with some fellas. All right, I'll do Ricky. No. Oh, man. Okay, do it. Have you got any weed? I need some weed.

That was good, man. Right? Yeah, I get it. Pretty good. All right, Leahy, you gotta do him. I'm not impersonating Mr. Leahy. Randy? No, I don't like to go there, because I go there in my mind,

and I don't want to turn into Randy. All right. Corey. He did that guy from that movie about the lawnmowers. What? I forget his name. Sling Blade. Yeah. Sling Blade.

I can do Sling Blade. Great. What you got to eat in there? Red fried potatoes. I reckon I'm going to have me some of the big ones. That's pretty good. Yeah, he sounds a bit like you. You kind of look like him, too, a little bit.

I don't look like sling blade. He's one of the best characters I've ever seen. Yeah, I was too, wasn't I? It ain't got no gas in it. All right. I guess that's it. Let's go fucking start a little season release party. Although it's already started, but let's keep it going.

Let's make it go like this. Branching out. What do you call that? When it starts out and then it just gets, you know what I mean? It grows? Yeah. Okay. Let's make this grow then.

That's not really the word I was thinking of, but. What do you mean? Expands. That's good. That's good. It expands, Ricky. All right, what are we doing? Are we leaving? No, we're not going to leave. I know, Ricky. All right, what are we doing? Are we leaving?

No, we're not going to leave. I know, but I just saw you pull up a fucking game, and I don't know if I want to deal with the game. Oh, we just get started. Well, yeah, there's one thing we can talk about. The Columbians, they got it good, because now they can go to work, drunk or high, as long as it doesn't affect their work performance.

Can do it. Decent. There's quite a few jobs where it might affect them a little bit. Well, yeah. What job would you not want to do high and drunk, Ricky? Listen. That's a police chopper. That's a police chopper, boys.

Could be. Sounds like it's landing. It's just a police chopper. That's a police chopper, boys. Could be. Sounds like it's landing right now. It's just a helicopter, man. Police helicopter out of the sky! Sounds like a sea king. What was that? So what did you say about... What job would you not want to do drunk or high, Ricky?

I would not want to be an underwater welder. Why? Just, I'd probably drown. So I get into too much, I'm like, okay, I still got 10 seconds left, fuck it, I'm finishing this weld. Did you guys see the new masks you can get for swimming?

The circle ones? The fucking, it's a whole face mask? It's a breathing app. I am fucking getting one. Yeah, they're cool. It goes all over your whole face. Yep.

And it's got a fucking breather on the top of your head. You can put a fucking camera on it. And when you dive underwater, it closes off. So no water gets in and then you spring back up. Just like your mother does. My mother doesn't dive underwater and seal up. Well, she just waits around the pool and waits for someone to come up.

She just like paddles over and right off. That's what would happen. You guys are assholes. I was talking about a swim mask. I do want to get one of those. I'm getting one. Me too. I'm getting one of those immediately for all my swimming activities I do.

Right on, buddy. You're lucky because you don't have a hair on your face. That kind of fucks with things, right? Well, you could shave it off, Ricky. It's not permanently on there. I know, but it's my thing, right? And your girlfriend doesn't like you shaving your face and shit. I was told if I shaved it.

Well, she actually wants me to grow one of those great big giant beards, and I don't know if I'm feeling it. Aw, Ricky, don't turn into one of those fucking beard dicks. Oh, Ricky, don't turn into one of those fucking beard dicks. Who buys all the fucking oils and creams and, oh, look at me, oh, look at my fucking nice beard. Hmm, look at that, I ordered some cream from fucking Yugoslavia. Maybe you'd get right into it. Maybe it's cool. You never tried it. Let's have a beard off.

I'm secretly into beards. I just can't grow one. You can grow one, man. What are you talking about? No, I can't. I tried. I got two big hollow patches right there. Just make that part of it. And I think it's from the time you fucking shot me with the squirt gun with turpentine in it. I think you burned... Doc, we could be onto something. No. What, hair removal be on to something. No.

What, hair removal? Yeah. It's a big business, isn't it? You don't want to do that. Ricky, you're not going to start shooting people with turpentine. No, but something that would kill their fucking hair permanently without damaging the skin. Get right on that, buddy. Ricky, you don't want to get into that. Leave me.

No, you'll hurt people. Chemicals and stuff. We could experiment on Corey and Jacob. Yeah, we could. Yeah. Okay, get something together. Test it out on those dicks. I know one time I was sealing somebody's driveway

and I got some of it on my leg. I couldn't get it off, so I used gasoline to get it off. And man, what a fucking reaction that was. Burnt the fuck out of my legs. Well... Oh, my God, Ricky. So we won fucking reaction that was. Burnt the fuck out of my legs. Well, oh my God, Ricky. So we won't try that one. You don't put gas on anything on your body, first of all. Gas cleans as well as makes fire. It will take grease and stuff off your hands.

I have washed my hands in gas, but it's not good to do. I researched it, and it seeps into your pores, and you turn into a petroleum-based antiky. I don't know what that means. You can turn into a sort of a petroleum monster. All right. Like a jellyfish. Jellyfish are not petroleum-based.

Oh, man, I'm just trying to get Ricky going. You fucked it up. They're not? Jellyfish? Well,-based. I know, man. I'm just trying to get Ricky going. You fucked it up. They're not? Jellyfish? Well, same as petroleum jelly. Isn't that from a... Anyway, all right. Do you ever have a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?

Nope. But I would. We should go to the beach sometime. Well, when I get my new swim mask, we're going to the fucking beach and we're going to make peanut butter and jellyfish sandwiches. Just don't get any of the little long things in because they can fuck with you. What are they called?

I know it's not arms. Jellyfish arms. Medusa? No. No. Medusa. She had snakes for hair, right? I know No. Medusa. She had snakes for hair, right?

I know what they're called. Starts with a T. Trelujies? Trelujies. T-E. I'm gonna just, I want you to get it. T-E. T-E. I'm gonna just, I want you to get it. T-E. T-E.

T-E-N. Ten. Tens. T-E-N-T. Tents. Come on. Oh, fuck. T-E-N-T-A.

Tentas. Tentas. Tentas. T-E-N-T-A-C. Tentax? Tentax. Ricky, I'm not just asking you to spell the word. I don't see what he's doing. Might as well finish it.

T-E-N-T-A-C-L. I don't know how that would... Tentacles. Tentacles! Tentacles, Ricky! You got it on the second last letter. Wow. Fucking A.

Tentacles. See that? Now you'll never forget that. Tentacles. Tentacles. You'll never forget that now, Ricky. No, you'll probably forget it. Isn't it okay?

No. Tentacles. Tentacles. Tentacles. Tentacles, Ricky. Not ten-tackles. That's how I'm gonna remember it, though. Just like ten-tackles in football. Ten-tackles. How does that relate to a fucking jellyfish, Ricky?

It'll be my brain. It'll work out fine. Okay. Okay, boys. Should we go to the fucking party now? They're having a party down at the Leafs. I'm not going to go to the Leafs. know it'll work out fine. Okay. Okay, boys. Should we go to the fucking party now? They're having a party down at the Legion. One question.

Yeah. Winner gets to pick the first thing that goes in our body. What? What are you talking about? Okay, I wasn't thinking. You still talking about Mr. Sub? No. I was thinking like a drink or a fucking joint. Okay. A fucking hot knife.

Okay, so one question, winner takes all. Oh, you can't play. Fuck. Don't be fucking around, Bugs. Okay, well, you can pick the second. Okay, so here's the categories. Astronomers, The Three Stooges, Old Roman Times, New Cars, Phobias, or It Comes Before. First person to ring in gets to choose the category.

Oh, fuck. It was a tie. Yeah, I got it. I was going to say, what were you going to say? New Cars. Yeah, me too. All right, going to say, what were you going to say? New cars. Yeah, me too. All right, new cars. We both agree on second hands.

New cars for how much? $400. Oh, fuck. I wasn't going to go that high. New cars for $400. Come on, baby, because I know what's going to be first, and you're not going to like it, boys. Okay, ready. Oh.

Okay, ready? Yeah. Unlike characters in the Keanu Reeves movie, this new Toyota can't hang frozen in midair and dodge bullets. The Matrix. What in the fuck? Oh, shit. Fuck, it is, too. Toyota Matrix.

Yeah! Julian takes it, although we did say it was gonna be a two out of three. When the fuck did we say that? Best two out of three is what we declared, right? I mean, yeah, go for it. You get to pick the category. Same one. Fuck.

For how much? Six, hundy. I was thinking to pick the category. Same one. Fuck. For how much? Six hundy. I was thinking of Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. And I couldn't think of a card made that was called that. Or Point Break. Ford plans to produce only 25,000 a year of this reinterpreted classic model. Fuck, what year is it?

I think it's... new. It's new, it's brand new. GT40? Hey, hey! What? Don't be fucking... I'm just nudging him so that he'll say the word.

What? What is the Ford GT? Incorrect! Are you fucking... Why? What is the Ford GT? Incorrect. Are you fucking... Why? Incorrect. The answer was... The Shelby Mustang. Correct.

You fucking told him. I didn't tell him. Fucking shit. It's not correct, is it? What is it? It's the fucking Thunderbird. Fuck! But now it's a tie, cause he lost.

Fuck the Thunderbird. One more, here we go. Jesus. And we're going with new cars for... 800. Brilliant. Winner take all. Called the original SUV,

this over 60-year-old brand has a new model, the Liberty. Ricky! What is a Jeep? Cherokee? They're just Jeep? I know they have a new Liberty Jeep. The Jeep!

All right, we're tied. He just won, didn't he? No, he didn't. He won one, I won one. Okay, so this is the winner takes all. Fuck off, we the fucking fucking. Best two out of three. Okay. New curse?

Yes. Fuck. Stupid game. Oh, you're gonna get this as soon as I fucking, this is gonna be the first one to ring in, boys. Cause as soon as I say the first two words, you're gonna get it as soon as I fucking... This is gonna be the first one to ring in, boys. Because as soon as I say the first two words, you're gonna get... Hey, one buzzer. Thank you.

The H2 is GM's... What is the hammer? Ricky! Ricky! The hammer! Okay. Ricky takes the fucking win. First thing going in our body is an 18 paper joint.

Three SPJs melded together. Melded. Weed, hash, and then dipped in honey oil. Let's go. All right. All right, sounds good. Thanks for watching everybody. Tune in next week when we have...

the guest is gonna be Donald Trump.