Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 88 - The Best Buddies Game

Episode Date: April 17, 2017

Julian and Ricky put their friendship to the test as they square off in “The Best Buddies Game.” Bubbles talks about all of the terrible things that happened in April throughout history, and Ricky explains the connection between Jesus and the Easter Bunny. Episode 88 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store, now selling limited edition Trailer Park Boys skateboards by Baker Boards!  

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Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, look. Great way to start this one, boys. Sorry, fellas. Great. Are we started? When are we started? Let me know. I'll be ready.

Want me to start this? Yes. What's going on, fuckers? This is the official podcast for Trailer Power, boys. What number is it fuckers? This is the official podcast for Trailer Prior Boys. What number is it? It is number 88. Nice work. I'm on the ball today. A bit. You're on the balls? Fuck off, bubs. Who's balls? I'm not on anybody's balls. Alright. Alright. Let's get right to it. Ricky, what the fuck are you doing? I'm just fucking trying to get some shit ready here, all right?

I'm glad to see you're still using the art kit I got you. You're getting more. It's fucking awesome. And you haven't actually, look, it's pretty much still intact. I'm very impressed. It's just all fucked over, man. It's like unorganized. It's fucking getting close to 420, all right?

So I'm getting excited. It's fucking Good Friday, which is a fucking good but not good day. See, Ricky, April is not a good month. Why? A lot of bad shit happened in April over the years. It's not a good one. Like what?

Like what? You fucking name it. What do you... When did the Titanic sink? April. Okay. Okay, that was a bad one. Oklahoma City bombing.

April. That was a bad one. Virginia Tech University, that horrible shooting. April. Okay, crazy. Bayapig's invasion. April. When do you pay your taxes? April. April. Bay of Pegs invasion. April. When do you pay your taxes?

April. April. If you have taxes to pay. Branch Davidian fiasco. Remember that crazy cocksucker? Yeah. April. Columbine shootings. April. April.

Jesus Christ. Well, you know what, maybe... Apollo 13. Big fuck up. April. Maybe all that shit happens in April because they know it's, at least it's 420 in April, so that kind of cancels a lot of the shit out. So people are like fucking devastated and traumatized. They're like, oh, okay, it's 420. This is going to help me get past all this shit.

Maybe it's a weird fucking coincidence. You think all the shit that happens gets cancelled out because of... I didn't know this. Adolf Hitler born on April 20th. That's a bad... 420. That was a bad day. 420?

Yes. No, he wasn't. He also died in April, the dirty bastard. Hitler ended his own life in April. I don't believe that anyway. I watched that documentary. No, he had tunnels, man. He searched for Hitler or whatever it was called,

and I think he made it right down to fucking Argentina. He had bunkers all over the fucking tunnels, man. Searching for Hitler or whatever it was called. No, I think he made it right down to fucking Argentina. He had bunkers all over the fucking place, man. Big house. Dirty cocksucker. On that island. I don't like to call other people dirty cocksuckers, but I'll call him one. Fair enough.

Fair enough. He was a dirty cocksucker. He was a dirty son of a bitch. Yeah. He wasn't raised. Fuck you, Hitler. If you're still around. If you're still around and you're watching this, I don't know if he was a dirty cocksucker. He was a dirty son of a bitch. Yeah. He wasn't raised... Fuck you, Hitler. If you're still around.

If you're still around and you're watching this, fuck you, you scrawny, mustached little fuck. You never know, he could have his brain in some kind of a... You better be careful, because he could not, you know... He what? He still has fucking parley people that'll... You call him down like that and they'll be like... Who's this fucking guy calling him down?

He better watch himself. Well, I don't, I'm not, I got no beef against anyone else. Just Adolf. All right, so this is a great,

great podcast. February 14th, 2017. Good Friday. Party time. Yeah, let's get into the positive side of this month.

I mean, we could talk about everybody that died today, but it's, everyone else kind of, I mean, it's kind of pointless, right? Because there was one major death today. So we won't talk about the other ones. It's kind of.

Who's the major death on April 14th? Who the fuck do you think? What the fuck is this weekend, man? Oh, Ricky. It's not just about the Easter Bunny. You're not talking about the Easter Bunny. You're not talking about Jesus, are you? Yes, I am. Let's not even get into that.

He fucking died for all of us. That's a whole fucking... You don't understand. So what happened, Ricky? Recount the story for me. Why did you... He's over here drawing Jesus. It's my fucking dedication to the big guy. Santa Jesus God, is it?

Yep. So give me a recap. What happened that weekend back in April? Somebody fucking... What year was it? It was a while ago. What year do you think it was? I know it was like probably like

seven. What? Seven or something. It was zero, Ricky. Year zero. Why? Because that's when he fucking bit the bullet.

How was he alive then if it was year zero? Well, it was Why are you getting into this with him? Okay, so tell me what happened that weekend, Rick. He went out drinking or something?

Somebody fucking sold, one of his crew sold him out for some fucking, I don't know, silver or something. Sold him out, fucking cocksucker. Arrested him. He went up, fucking tried to plead his defense, said, I'm fucking Jesus or I'm Santa Jesus God, whatever the fuck he said to them. And they're like, no, you're fucked. You're fucking out of your mind, and we're going to kill you. So they did it. Okay, so they get him in, and then what happened?

Well, on the third day, he was like, fuck this, I'm not dead. And he came back and said, fuck you guys, but you're never going to be able to touch me or find me again. Because I'm just going to be like a gas. But he will come back one of these days. That gas will turn to a solid. And we will be good again. So Jesus got arrested, tried to say he was the man. They didn't believe him.

Killed him. Yep. Three days later, he turned into a gas. He came back and said, fuck everybody. I'm a gas now. Before he did that, he went and talked to all of his friends and the people he cared about. And then he said, all right, I got to go because they're going to fucking just keep doing this to me because they're fucked. Is that pre-gas or post-gas?

Then he went to the gas, and we haven't seen him since. I see him in my dreams sometimes, and I think it's real, but who knows. And where does the Easter Bunny fit into that? Bubs? I think he had a pet bunny and then that's how they kind of keep his name and everything alive and his visions. They have this thing because he always gave to people. Gave everything to people.

So now the Easter Bunny gives what he would have gave to people to the people. Did Jesus used to hand out chocolate eggs? Eggs. So the chocolate eggs just, I don't know, they took it to the next level. We still have real eggs. He used to paint up eggs and give them to the people.

He'd take his time before he'd give them a dozen eggs. Make them look nice. Jesus did that? Yep. That's where that comes from. That's what the old man told me anyway. I didn't know... Did you know Jesus used to paint Easter eggs and hand them out and had a pet bunny?

Bubs... I didn't know any of that. Let's just get on this. There you go. You got fucking learned about some shit today. All right, we got learned about some stuff. Let's just move on. Guess who else was born today?

Oh, I know some of them. Who? Loretta Lynn. Coal miner's daughter. Pete Rose. Loretta! Pete Rose. Pete?

Bit of controversy around old Pete, but I love him. You like to gamble a bit? Frank Serpico. One of Julian's favorites. He was cool? No, this next one One of Julian's favorites. He was cool? No, this next one's one of your favorites. You like that shaving commercial he's on? Adrian Brody.

Who? Adrian Brody. You talk about how good he looks in that shaving commercial? Who's Adrian? Who is that? You know who he is. I've never heard of fucking Adrian. You stole your fucking goatee after.

Oh, what? No, I... First time you saw him in a movie, you changed the shape of your goatee. What movie was that? The Pianist. I've never watched that. Oh, yeah, okay. That's a lame movie.

I've never watched The Pianist. Not The Penis. I know you've seen that movie. Bullshit. The Pianist. All right, what else is there? Anderson Silva. A zillion mixed martial artists. Great fighter. The A Zillion? Yeah, he's a there? Anderson Silva. A zillion next martial artist.

Great fighter. The A zillion? Yeah, he's a zillion, Ricky. And you know who died? Jesus. Here we go again. You know who died? This is very upsetting.

Chuck Berris. Yeah, that sucks. Fuck off. The other king of rock and roll. No, not him. Chuck Berry. The other king of rock and roll. No, Chuck... No, not him. Chuck Berry. He did die too recently. Poor Chuck.

But I'm talking about Chuck Berris, not Chuck Berry. Is he the guy that invented the Berris wheel? No, he was a game show guy. Chuck Berris, the game show fella. What are you hosts? Anything I know? Newlywed Game. Oh yeah, I know that game. Gagging Game.

The Gong Show. Me and yeah, I know that game. Dating Game. The Gong Show. Me and Lucy used to play that game. We would have fucking crushed that fucking game. Do you remember the Gong Show? The Gong Show was a good show. I remember the Gong, but I don't remember anything about the show. I just remember the gong. If you fucked up or something happened, you got a gong. You got a gong. If you were shitty, you got gonged.

You'd come out and do your talent, you know. It's like America's Got Talent, but you know, you do something for a couple minutes, boom. Sarah Michelle Geller. Yeah? Didn't you used to tug your oak tree to that? Who? Sarah Michelle Geller.

Tugged my oak tree? Yeah, wasn't she a vampire or some shit? I don't... Sarah Michelle Geller? You guys are fucked. Cog my oak tree. Yeah, wasn't she a vampire or some shit? I don't... Michelle... Sarah Michelle Gellar? You guys are fucked. I know who she is, but I'm trying to figure out what he means to tug your oak tree.

He used to jack it. Reckon. What? I didn't used to do that. Are you sure? Sarah Michelle Gellar. Is she hot? Well, thanks for calling it an oak tree.

Maybe it was me. Yeah. Maybe it was me. Yeah, maybe it was you pulling your oak twig. That's not shocking. Boys, Chuck Beres. I think in honor of him we should play a version of the dating game, or the newlywed game. Oh yeah? Alright. So how are we gonna do this? I'll tell you right now that I'll kick anybody's ass in that fucking game.

Although I don't have a partner. This is gonna be called Best Buddies Game. Where's Lucy? Best Buddies Game. No, it's gonna be you two playing it. Alright, how do you wanna do this? I need some earmuffs. We got any earmuffs or I need...

Isn't that code for something else? I need one of yous to vacate the premises while I ask the questions. Where do you want me to go? Ricky, you're getting into the flames here. I don't know if I hear anything's around here, man. Aren't we drinking, boys? Okay, Julian, go take a piss or whatever. Who's up first? All right, just a second.

Okay, we are going to... Oh, there you go. Right on. Okay, you put these on, and I'm gonna ask Ricky three questions. All right? Can you hear me? What? Can you hear me? No.

A little bit. All right, I just want to pay attention to what you're doing. I'll sit over here. Plug them in. Plug them in and play some music. A little bit. All right, I just won't pay attention to what you're doing. Plug them in. Plug them in and play some music. All right. That's not going into a laptop, buddy. Nope, it's not going.

All right, just a second. All right. All right, I'll just read something here. Hi there. Welcome to the Bass Buddies game. I'm your host, Bubbles Barris. And we're going to get right into the action. Ricky.

Yo. You know Julian pretty well. I do. Would you consider him your bass buddy? Well, you and him, yeah. Me? I'm Bubbles Barris. I've never met you. Okay, then yes, he would be that guy. Okay. So, Ricky, I'm gonna ask you some questions about Julian

and answer to the best of your ability. Question number one. Who do you think Julian will say the sexiest man alive is? Fuck. Today? Or in his whole lives? Let's say today. Or in his whole... Well, because it'd be a toss-up. In history.

You fucking love Stallone. You love Schwarzenegger. Love Clint Eastwood. Love fucking Swayze. But today, I mean, he always talks about... Who's that fellow that does the Lincoln commercials? Matthew McConaughey. He likes him.

He likes that Zac Efron, except he's a bit young. He likes Zac Efron? Hugh Jack... Oh, no. Yeah, Hugh Jackman. So your final answer is Hugh Jackman? That's who he's been talking the most about these days, yes. He likes those movies where he has the claw in his hand. Yes, that is the X-Men series. Okay, we'll lock that in as Hugh Jackman.

Can you hear me over there? Okay, that's perfect. Okay, Ricky, question number two. What is Julian's favorite thing that he's ever eaten? What was her name? Janet... What? Peters. Ricky?

He... I don't know what it is, what it was about her. He was younger than her. I think he was like 19 and she was like 22. And he just wouldn't stop talking. He still talks about just the way it tasted. Shit, are we talking about that or something else? You mean food.

I meant, I meant. Okay. This is a family game. Favorite thing he's ever eaten besides Janet. Ah, fuck. I'm going to have to go with a bacon hot dog from Harvey's with cheese and just ketchup. So a hot dog from Harvey's with bacon and cheese and just ketchup. Okay, Ricky, that's very specific, but I like that.

Okay. And question number three. What is Julian's biggest phobia? His biggest what? Phobia. That is like a fear, Ricky. What is Julian's biggest fear? What is he most afraid of?

I would say probably that he got small overnight. He went from the size he is now to like a like a Jacob or a Trevor. So his biggest fear is losing his muscle mass? I would say it's up to him. That's one of the most important things to him or that he can't drink anymore. Okay. What do you think I should go with? I don't know either of you. I'm just the host, Bubbles Barris. He probably wouldn't think of the muscle thing,

so let's go with the never drink again. Okay, so your answers are Theo Jackman. Yes. Janet Peters or Harvey's Bacon and Cheese Hot Dog, ketchup only. Yes. And fear of losing his muscle mass or not being able to drink. Ding, ding, ding. Okay, welcome back.

Hey, Julian. Take off your goggles, your ear goggles. All right, bubs. All right, we have some successful... I'm starting to get fucked. Some successful answers. From... Ricky, I need you to pop those on right now.

I can hear his answers, can't I? Well, no, I'm going to ask him questions about you now. Or do we do it in the other order? I'm the host, and I should know this. Okay, we can just do the answers first and then we will do this. Second. All right, let's get it going. Okay, so Julian, I asked Ricky,

who do you think Julian will say the sexiest man alive is? What do you think he said? Bubs. Bubs? Okay. What do you think Julian will say the sexiest man alive is? What do you think he said? Bubz. Bubz? Okay, you mean your friend Bubbles. Do you think he's the sexiest man alive? You know what, maybe I should go with that. Bubbles, it's because you said it.

Wow. What do you think Ricky said? It's not really what you're saying. It's just what you think he might have said. I had no idea you thought Bubbles was so sexy. That's good for you, Bubbs. No, I was just joking around. I was just fucking around. All right, there's not, like, how can I answer this?

You can just, you're trying to show how well you know Ricky, so what would Ricky have said? Doesn't mean you necessarily think it. Okay, so I got to think who he would probably think it's the sexiest person. Oh, I would say you think it yes All right, you know what I think he actually does think the the guy the Wolverine guy. Oh my god Now I see that's oh my god. that's who he picked, Hugh Jackman. That's knowing your best friend. He's sexually attracted to him actually.

Okay, so we've got a very strange dynamic happening here now. Seriously, we were watching. He picked Hugh Jackman because he said you're in love with him, but then you said he would say Hugh Jackman because secretly he is sexually attracted to Hugh Jackman. Remember we were watching that Wolverine thing? He got up, had the track pants on. He had some shit going on down there.

That is true. And he said he was thinking about Lucy? No. That's what I think about. He was thinking about Hugh Jackman. Okay. Right on. Ricky was asked, what is Julian's favorite thing he's ever eaten?

What would Ricky have said? Janet Peters. Julian, could you hear out of those? No, I couldn't hear out of those. That's definitely what he would say. Because he's fucked. And is that true? Because I was talking about food.

Well, it was a nice part of my life. Good times. Janet Peters. Janet, if you're out there watching this, give me a call. You have a secret that most women don't seem to know about. But for food, I don't know, man. I'm thinking filet mignon. Fuck.

Butterfly at Barbarians. God damn it. We went there that time, went to Toronto. I've never know, man. I'm thinking a filet mignon. Fuck. Butterflied at Barbarians. God damn it. We went there that time, went to Toronto. I've never thought of that. That's a good one. Well done. And don't give me a hard time about it.

Filet mignon, butterflied. The only fucking person I know that will order the nicest piece of meat on the menu and then cook it until it is black and disgusting. Better than it being fucking raw, man. Doesn't need to be raw, but a little bit of juiciness left in there is nice. As opposed to eating a fucking old boot. Okay. All right, whatever.

The last question I asked Ricky was, what is Julian's biggest phobia? To which Ricky didn't understand what a phobia was, so I changed it to, what is Julian's biggest phobia? To which Ricky didn't understand what a phobia was, so I changed it to what is Ricky, what is Julian's biggest fear in life? What is he most afraid of? Buffs, we don't want to get into this shit, do we?

Like, seriously. Why? I'm just asking. Your biggest fear? Well, what he would think is your biggest fear. Oh. Alright. I mean, Well, what he would think is your biggest fear. Oh. All right. I mean, say what your real biggest fear is and see if they match up. That's the point of the game is to see if, you know, you guys are in sync. All right, well, it's not very, it's not something I like to think about, man.

Well, you don't have to think about it. You can just say it. All right, dying may be alone, you know, not having somebody in my life. That's a good one. I hadn't thought of that one, really. So you guys don't know each other that well because. You can just say it. Alright, dying may be alone. You know, not having somebody in my life. That's a good one. I wouldn't have thought of that one really. So you guys don't know each other that well because he said losing your muscle mass. I was, well, I was kind of, I guess you wouldn't have thought of that.

Or a fear of not being able to drink anymore. That's a good one. I would suck. I mean that's, that would suck. All of a sudden if there's something wrong with my liver and I had to stop drinking this, that would be a bummer. Okay. Not afraid of it, because it's not going to happen, but, you know, moving on. Okay, so dying alone.

Dying an old, lonely, broke man is your biggest fear. Well, that's probably not going to happen because you've got two fast friends. Ricky. Yo. Pop your gear goggles on, please. We're going to phase two of the Best Buddy Game. We'll be right back after these messages. All right, are we done?

Did you say something? Did we get the ticket time out? No, no. I was just pretending we were going to a commercial, but we're not. Because we're not a real show. All right. Okay, welcome back to the Best Buddy Game. Is there supposed

to be music or anything on in these? No, Ricky. Just, you're good. Just keep coloring over there, man. Keep coloring. Keep coloring, Ricky. Okay. We're good. Can you hear me, Ricky? Can you hear me, Ricky? Ricky's a deckhead. All right, let's get this going, Babs. Okay. Julian, you know Ricky's your

best buddy, right? Well, you know, I think you're more of a... He's one of them? He's one of them. He's one of them. And you know him pretty darn well. He might be number two. You know him pretty darn well, right?

Pretty fucking good, bud. Okay, so here's the questions. Let's see if you guys are in sync as best buddies. All right. How would Ricky spend the last day of his life? If Ricky had one day to live, what would Ricky do?

You've got to think of what you think Ricky's going to say. Well, I think he'd start off by taking about ten hits of acid. Okay. Then he'd move on to some breakfast, maybe some omelets and hash browns with some mushrooms in it. Magic mushrooms. Okay. He'd get right on the fucking liquor. So you think he'd be right

for the hallucinogens right out of the gate? Okay, he'd get as fucked up as he possibly could. It was his last day. Okay. And he'd eat, uh, you know, whatever. Lots of I don't know. What would he eat? You help me out here.

Well, I don't know. I don't know, Ricky. I'm the host. His last dinner would be chicken pizza. He'd probably deep fry a whole doner. There you go. Deep fried a whole doner. Probably.

That's his last day. And how would he end the day? Either banging or jacking off one or the other. Okay, then. All right, so acid, mushrooms, omelets, liquor. Liquor. Banging. Deep fried donair.

Deep fried donair and then some banging. Okay. Or jacking. Or jacking off either one. Okay. Or jacking. Or jacking off. Either one. Okay, question number two. There's a meteor headed at Ricky's house. He's able to save all of his family members, all of his friends, pets, all of his family photos, everything that's important. All right.

He can save one more thing. What would Ricky save? That's a tough one. family photos, everything that's important. All right. He can save one more thing. What would Ricky save? That's a tough one. So his family, his friends are all out. We're all out. So he wants to run back in and grab something. Yeah.

All of his pictures are already gone. Friends, family, pets, all that stuff. One more item that Ricky owns. It would either be a big bag of weed or a big chunk of Moroccan ash. So some type of narcotic. Some type of, yeah, totally. Okay, that's actually a very, very sound guess. That's a pretty good one. I think that's probably going to take care of that one.

And number three, what, in your opinion, is the greasiest thing Ricky's ever done? Stole a wallet from a priest in the subway lineup. You think that's the greasiest? That's pretty fucking greasy, man. It was on Good Friday. Well, none of you think priests are fucking jokes. Well, he, it was pretty greasy, man. Okay, so he stole a wallet from a priest.

He pickpocketed him in the line up at Subway. And did he use the priest's wallet to pay for his sub? Wow. I mean, I could think of greasier things than that, but that's okay. That's your answer? Okay, you come up with something. Greasiest thing he's ever done?

Yeah. What about the time he stuck Randy's toothbrush up his bum? Well, that was just gross, man. That's pretty greasy. It's fucking disgusting. That's pretty greasy. And then he laughed every fucking morning when Randy would brush his teeth. For about two years.

Okay, that was gross. Fuck! And greasy. Alright, is that it? Ricky! Pull your headphones off. What's that? Take them off, bud. I fucked up bad.

What did you do? What happened? I fucked up my title. Ran out of room. What's that? It's supposed to be Bad Friday. It's not done yet. But I fucked it up. Now it's a fucking ruin. I got to start it from fucking Skatch. No, we're going to auction that off.

No, we're not. And we're giving the money to the Easter Bunny. I'm starting from Skatch. Skatch. Okay, Ricky, here's the questions I asked Julian. Is this about him or me? This is about you. Remember how the game works?

We just played it not five minutes ago. I remember then. Okay. I remember everything. This is a question that I asked Julian about you. And now we're gonna see if you guys are in tune as best buddies. Okay. Got it. Okay. I asked Julian... Yes.

How would Ricky spend the last day of his life? From start to finish? Julian. Yes. How would Ricky spend the last day of his life? From start to finish? Well, a quick overview. I mean if you know you've got one day left to live, what would you do Ricky? Okay, wake up. Probably have a drink of water because my mouth would be dry as fuck from partying the night before. Either bang or if there's not anybody anybody there probably take care of myself service myself okay bang or jack off smoke a joint actually you smoke a joint first do that finish your joint if it's just a half joint breakfast probably

another post breakfast joint maybe well if it's not noon yet if it's noon, beer. No. And then just kind of do nothing for a while. Maybe video games, TV. A late lunch, which could be probably a barbecue, I'm thinking, if it's nice. More drinking, bit more smoking. So a regular fucking day, basically. And then mid-afternoon, you're probably getting tired if your woman's around or maybe you want to service yourself again. Then a nice meal. I'm saying for your last day, you're probably going to go fucking all out.

Maybe some lobster, some nice steak, donairs. Donairs? Donair, okay. Pepperoni for sure. How would you prepare your donair, Ricky? It's your last donair. How would you cook it? Oh, if you're going to go fucking for your last meal, you want to go nuts. I don't know what you'd do, but something really fucking different. Okay.

Okay. That could fit. Probably put some cheese on it, too. Nice. Yeah. All right. And then just keep partying the rest of the evening until it's getting late. And then more banging, more servicing yourself if you don't have anybody, and call it a night.

So pretty much a regular day. You jerk off three or four times. Just better meals. Better meals, but wouldn't you want to... And probably better smoke. You can have anything that you want at this point. This is like, you know, you're making this up. Oh, okay.

Not what you have on you right now. Oh, well, that changes everything, but that's, I don't know, close to that. So if you... Yeah, okay, I guess I asked that wrong. If you could do anything on your last day, Ricky, what would it be? Well, I'd start that day off by getting high as fucking going skydiving. That would be trippy. What would you get high on?

Probably be accommodating, well, I don't know, I like honey oil a lot. I like fucking hash. That's probably a good one. What's your last day, though, man? What's your last day? Mush, man. It's your last day. Mushrooms. Boom. Got it.

Good going, man. There's some mushrooms in there for sure. Anything else? I don't know. Okay. I think I'm too high for this part of the side of the game. I like the other side where you, you know what I mean? Yeah, it's not easy.

But then this side is... Okay, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Okay, Ricky, question number two. All right. And this isn't really happening, so don't panic. There's a meteor headed at your trailer. Jesus, there better not be. No, I just said there isn't.

We're just... There's a meteor headed at your trailer. You're able to save all your family. Perfect. And all your friends. Yep. And any pets your family. Perfect. And all your friends. Yep. And any pets you have.

Okay. And all your family photos. Okay? Okay. That's all been saved, but you can run in and grab one last item. What's it going to be? Any size? Any size.

Deep freeze. You would take your deep freeze. Fucking right I would. It's big, and it's full of all kinds of goodies. I've got, like, the best weed I've ever smoked. I saved a little piece, the best hash. I've got a little bit of frozen oil in there. All kinds of delicious, you know, burgers and some cheap steaks.

When stuff goes on sale, I stock up. Chicken fingers are craziness. French fries, those potato tots. That's not a bad idea. So you would take your deep freeze because it's full of a million other items. You just empty those out and then your whole family can get inside it when the meteor hits. Fucking protect you. You would get everybody into the deep freeze.

Fucking right. It's like a storm shelter. It's made of metal, bub. See, I was kind of right. He did mention the hash and the wheat, so I did say that. Oh, yeah, no. Part of my logic would be, okay, I've got to get some wheat and hash, and the best of the best is in that fucking deep freeze.

Plus you can use it as a defense mechanism. And when the whole fucking planet's blowing up for the next week, I've got food and nobody else does. Ricky, if a meteor hit your fucking trailer, you wouldn't survive and your fucking, your freezer would be fucked. Straight up. That's pretty good though, Ricky. I like the logic. Okay, and

question number three. Oh, fuck, there's another one? What is the greasiest thing you think you've ever done, Ricky? Oh my God. There's been a lot of them. Well, can you pick one? What do you think Julian would have said was the greasiest thing you've ever done?

Probably me and Lucy at the Kentucky Fried Chicken or me and Lucy at the baseball game. No, I didn't... That's not what I said. No? Okay. The baseball game was a bad one. We were young and stupid. What happened at the baseball game? We decided to go on the fucking bleachers in the outfield and, you know, try to be discreet, as they say.

And she had a little dress on and I was wearing, actually I think I was wearing these same track pants. And we went up there and didn't realize it was an elderly couple that had walked up the stairs and we didn't see them. So they were kind of sitting right behind us. So we thought nobody could see us. Anyway, she came down and tapped me on the shoulder and said, just so you know, I know exactly what's going on there. And that just kind of made everything go away and we left. So you were banging at the ballgame in front of an old couple. Yeah, it was pretty, it was really cool

until I realized they were right there. Okay. And Kentucky Fried Chicken, don't ever bang the bathroom of Kentucky Fried Chicken after you've eaten

a bucket of chicken because it's just, it's fucked. It's, well, it's greasy. It's greasy, man. I didn't mean greasy

like that. I would have thought you said the time you stuck Randy's toothbrush up your ass. But. That was pretty gross. I shouldn't have did that. The gross part was taking a picture of it and then showing it to him after he was using it for a week.

All right, so what's the deal? Who won? What was the answer? Well, I don't know who the winner is. What was the answer? Oh, you stole the priest's fucking wallet. Well, there is an actual answer. Well, what he said was...

I stole what? When you stole the priest's wallet at the subway in lineup. Yeah, on Good Friday. Yeah, no shit. He was being a dick. Got it. I went up and said, hey, I hope you're giving stuff to people this weekend. Just like Jesus did.

And he's like, what are you talking about? Basically, he thought I was out of my mind. He said, no, I'm not giving people anything. That's not what I'm here to do. So, I said, oh, really? You're going to give something to people, bud. And I took his wallet. And we had a great fucking Easter that weekend.

So you taught him a lesson. Fucking right. You taught him the meaning of giving. I bet he started giving after that. Or he started chaining his wallet to his pants. Yeah, that's probably what happened. Either one. Okay, well, I think that was a very successful game.

We didn't get to talk about any of this. We only won, really, big time. I had a lot of stuff to talk about, but... We can talk about it next week. Let's talk about it next week. Next week? You know what, though? Next week I'm probably not going to be in good shape because it's the day after 420.

Oh my god. Great. And 420 for me starts on 418. Well it's starting for me as well then. If you're going to be fucked up, I'm going to be fucked up. Ricky, you can't be fucked up on 418, 19, 20 and 21. 21 I won't be. That's when we're going to do the next one. I may be high over it, but I'll be good. That's all right. All right, we're done.

Well, thanks for tuning in, everybody. We'll see you in one week. Oh, yeah, buy some merch. Go to the website, buy some merch. It's not done yet, but... See, I fucked it. I'm gonna have to do a new one. It's called Bad Friday, but it got cut off. I fucked it up.

What is going on here, off. I fucked it up. What is going on here, Ricky? This is fucked up. So Jesus is screaming this is fucked up? It is fucked up. Imagine being in that fucking situation. It's fucking wrong. Why is he black as the night, Ricky? Jesus was black, Bubz.

He was? I think he had to be was black, Bubz. He was? I think he had to be. Okay, Bubz, this is... Why do you think Jesus was black? You don't need to talk about this. It's with the old man, Siv. Based on where they say he lived at the time and... Why'd you have to start talking about this again?

Well, look what he drew. Yeah, that's fucked, okay. I drew it from behind so it wasn't as gross. So you couldn't see his big black cock? Oh, you know what? That should probably be hanging out. No, it wouldn't be a wreck, though. Not in that situation.

You're not going to put a cock on Jesus. Put that down. I'm just saying. We're done. Bad Friday, it's called. We're going to auction that off. No, we're not. It's not done.

It got cut off. We'll have to do a new one. All right, we'll do a new one. Okay, thanks for tuning in, everybody. You had a pretty round bus. Ricky, that's your drawing. You drew that. I like it.