Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 9 - $125 or Best F**kin' Offer

Episode Date: July 27, 2020

Bubbles has a plan to get Ricky and Julian safely back to Sunnyvale, but Julian's too busy hustlin' s**t, and Ricky's got some new friends! Bubs also has footage of a real-life COVID zombie, ponders the coke bean business, and turns Julian off jello forever. Also: Ricky learns us how to talk to squirrels!

Boys! What's up? What's up guys? What's up my lovely little chiquitas? Happy July 24th. Hey man, what is it July what? 24th. Hey, man. What is it, July what? 24th.

Holy fuck, man. July 24th, yeah. Okay, but boys. Boys, I want to just make a little bit of an announcement here. Let me check my ding-dongers, make sure I got. There's Ricky. There's me. And there's Julian. All right. Just testing out things.

Okay, boys. I don't want to jinx it, but I think I figured out a way for you guys to come back to the trailer. Yes. I think I figured it out. I'm going to build. I got some parts. I found this fucking glass, plexig glass down at the dump. And I took it and I think I can build us a compartment where we can all be together again. How exciting is that Julian? I'm, I don't think I'm ready to come home yet man. What? Yeah, I don't know.

Just hang the fuck on, what are you talking about? It's been a good fucking week. The last week, I... I made... Check this out. I made a lot of fucking money this week. I don't give a fuck how much money you made, Julian. A lot.

A lot of fucking money. But, Bob, it's so easy. It's like there's no way I'll ever get caught. I'm making... Well, just in seven days, I made... $1,640, $748. Well, fucking good for you, but can't you do that living back here? I want you to come back.

No, no, no. Because, no, no, but the way I'm doing it, I'm selling stuff, okay? It's brilliant, man. Check this out. I'm selling shit. What, your body? No, just shit around this house, okay? There's lots of stuff here, but I'm selling it on Kijiji.

I put it out on the doorstep. I leave a note, leave the cash in the fucking mailbox. I don't talk to anybody, man. Yesterday, I sold a set of golf clubs for 400 bucks, man. But I'm talking about you coming back to the trailer. Don't you want to come back, Ricky? You know what? I do want to come back, Ricky? You know what? I do want to come back, I think.

But I have sort of got used to it out here. What do you mean you got used to it? What does that mean? It's just gotten better, I guess. Like the animals, I can sort of communicate with a little bit now. Yeah, I'm blessed. What are you talking about? You can't communicate with the animals, now. Yeah, last. What are you talking about? You can't communicate with the animals, Ricky.

A little bit. There's a crow. Thursday and real bubs become friends. Is that a real deal? A crow and a blue jay and a squirrel. Ricky, you can still go visit them. I don't mean you'll never see them again, but how are you communicating with them? By signals or by talking?

Let me ask them... No, you got to make certain sounds and stuff. Let me ask them if they want to come back with me. If they do, then we'll all be back. Ricky, just out of curiosity, could you make the sounds that you... I'd like to hear how you've been communicating with these things. Like if I'm a Blue Jay, say, Hey, Mr. Blue Jay, how's your morning going? Jesus Christ.

Is that a... That was a Blue Jay. Are you kidding me? Ricky, that isn't... But I had a huge squat. That's... What did you just say there? How the fuck are you,

bud? And he answers you, does he? He kind of, he'll do his head like this for a little bit, and that means he's like, are you sure? Is that what you really meant? And I'm like, yep. And then he'll make a little call back. Holy fuck.

I believe you, man. I believe you. He's been dropping off full-shelled peanuts. Leaves them on the trunk of the car. A fucking blue J has been dropping you peanuts.

Yep, just one at a time. It's very kind. That is very kind. Okay, so how do you say thank you to him? Oh, thank you. I just give him a thumbs up. He gets that. He raises his little, what's it, like his foot, I guess.

He gives it back, does he? Sometimes his wing. Sometimes his wing. Holy fuck. Okay, what else do you talk to? A crow. It's either a raven or a crow. I can't really tell the difference, but he brought me a ring. Okay, what else do you talk to? A crow. It's either a raven or a crow. I can't really tell the difference, but he brought me a ring.

Okay, so if you're going to say, hey, bud, can you run down to the store for me? How do you say that to a crow? That's a long sentence. It's normally shorter words like, hey, how are you? And get out of here or shut the fuck up sort of stuff? Okay, give me a give me a shut the fuck up to a crawl How's that one go again it's Car car car car car car car car

Okay Shut the fuck up, bro. Shut the fuck up, bro? Or shut the hell up. All right. Anyway, what have you been doing, bubs? Well, not talking to fucking crows and blue jays, but I've been working on this.

Like I said, I got the plexiglass. Really nice stuff, and I got it at the dump, boys. Do you know how expensive that stuff is? And there was three sheets of it got it at the dump boys do not expensive that stuff is and there was three sheets of it just laying at the dump I was like that is fucking mine right there talker back just so everybody knows going to Gigi it's under Corey Leahy this clock right here it's going for $25. Check it out online. They're going for $300. So you're selling stuff out of the house you've been fucking staying at?

Yeah. Well, basically, I'm giving everybody a wicked fucking deal. So, you know, at least half price. Is there any indication as to when the people that own the house might return and find you sprawled out naked in their living room? Not really. They're just not here, man. There's no sign of anything.

You know? Okay, well. Nobody's showing up, so I'm basically taking care of this place. You know, if you let the house sit for a while with nobody in it, that's when your house goes to shit. Yeah, because it ends up with criminals like you living in it, that's when your house goes to shit. Yeah, because it ends up with criminals like you living in it.

Oh, and speaking of that, just one more thing, I'm showing this thing right here. This is from Spain. You put that on a fucking table or something, it's a bull. It weighs about, I'd say, 10 pounds. And this is going for $125.

What's the point of that? You just put it on the table, man. Look at it. You just set it down on a table. Set it down on the table right in front of you, and it'll set on the table. Trust me. Look at that.

Wow. And, you know, I mean, this thing should be at a fucking museum as far as I'm concerned. $125. 125 bucks. Best offer. I'm going to keep that right here. All right. All right.

You might have trouble unloading that one. Bye, man. This is art, buddy. Oh. What's up, dude? Here, just one second. I've got to just mute this here. Pops, dude. What's up, dude? Here, just one second. I've got to just mute this here. Bob's, Bob's.

Bubbles. What is that? Ricky? He's talking. I don't have anything. Come back and see me in a bit. You're talking to him in English. What was that you were talking to man

it's either a chipmunk or a squirrel can you just repeat what you said Ricky just repeat it he was asking if I had any peanuts that the blue jay dropped off and I already ate them all so I was just saying dude I got nothing here come back in a little bit. Trying to shoot a podcast

with the boys and the boys say hi. You said all that to a fucking squirrel. Yeah. He didn't understand it all. Got a lot of it. He left. Oh my god. Wow. You know,

a lot of animals are misunderstood. They're good people. They're smart. Like who? Okay, what kind of animal is misunderstood? I always thought crows were dicks. Crows are pretty cool. Crows are dicks.

Crows are smart. They're smart, but they hack apart your fucking garbage bags every week, man. You got to put a fucking blanket over them. And then if they don't go away, you got to take a pellet gun and try to shoot them in the arse. But you don't want to kill them. I don't want to kill a fucking crow because that's bad luck. But you got to shoot them like in the arse. You don't want to injure their fucking wing or anything, right?

What do you mean it's bad luck to kill a crow? What does that mean? Did you ever see the movie fucking the woman, I think? The crow? Or the crow, yeah, it's the crow. Those motherfuckers got backup, man.

You fuck around with one of them, you're gonna have the whole goddamn fucking family there, man. They'll drive you nuts. So you're scared of crows? I'm not scared of them as long as you get a better gun. You're scared of the crow family retaliating against you? It's a pain in the ass,

Bob's. They make a fucking mess everywhere. Just like the Canada geese. There was a crow killed not far from here. Got hit by a car. All of a sudden, there was about 200 crows up in trees all around this dead crow. Kind of like a funeral.

That's what I'm saying. Like a crow funeral? Yeah. They got a crow. The whole kin come after you, man. Jesus Murphy, that's pretty interesting. Oh, boys, just wait i gotta show you this is your wiener no ricky i'm not gonna show you my wiener now come on i thought maybe

got bigger or smaller oh ricky just here but just reach down a bit more just a bit more pups Here, Bubz, just reach down a bit more. Just a bit more, Bubz. Get lower down there, dude. Get lower, bud. Stop. Right down there underneath. Yeah, here.

How about this? Nah, don't feel it. Cracking you on the window with a liquor bottle. How about that? Here, you want to see something? Fuck, Ricky. I think this, I think you should be doing this. Are you ready? I'm ready.

What the fuck? That's called the wall of death, boys. That looks awesome. These people... Look, there's people climbing out onto the sunroof, climbing out the windows. What the hell? Here comes another guy.

How's it not staying up? How's it staying up? Physics, Ricky. Yeah, I don't really follow. They look like they're having a good time, eh? Yeah, that looks fun. It's called, it's called centrifugal, eh? Yeah, that looks fun. It's called... It's called centrifugal force, boys. Centrifugal force.

And do people die there? Well, it's called the wall of death, so I'm assuming. Probably. Some people have died. They actually get going a lot faster, man. Then more people come in. You got like fucking 30 people driving around. I thought that was interesting. You want to see something else that'll freak you out i don't know watch this

i don't know if you've seen this but this i don't know there was nothing written with this but i think this is a lady that's got covid i think this is what COVID does to you. Are you ready? What? Ready for this? Watch this. What the fuck? What is she doing? She's trying to get in.

No, no, no, no. Boy, she's like a zombie, I think. What the fuck? I'm confused. Look, I think she's demanding to be let in. I think she's... I think she's a zombie, boys. She's smashing her head on the window.

Yeah, that's fucked up. So what's her deal? What's she on? I think she's a zombie. I think the COVID turned her into a zombie, maybe. Do you think? Yeah, I mean, that's not normal fucking behavior. No, it's weird.

It's definitely weird. I don't think she didn't look like she was drunk. It's got to be pills or something. Yeah, pills or bath salts. Pills or bath salts, maybe. Yeah. So anyway, I just, I think that's a message for people to make sure you don't get the COVID

cause it might turn you into a zombie. Just wear your mask and you'll be fine. Wanna see another cool one boys? Show us another cool video, man. You're gonna like this one, Ricky. I think we should figure out. This was me down at the dump with Reggie. So when you guys,

this is why I think you should come home, Ricky. You ready for this? This is me and Reggie. Look at this, what we were doing. Reggie's got, there's an old airplane body down there. Oh, man, that's cool. I got in the thing and Reggie was flinging me around. Oh, that's wicked.

Holy fuck. Right? We were happy. I could be in the cockpit. Were you serious? Were you like fucking being careful around Reggie? I was. Look at that!

Ha ha ha ha! That was... was that you, seriously? Yeah, boy, that's good. No, it wasn't me! Fuck, if that was me, I'd still be there doing it still! Yeah. Just a video I found on the YouTube. Uh oh, why is that playing now? The fuck is this one?

That's just... I don't know, boys. I'm just looking at videos on the YouTube, I was. Oh, okay. This one, I think this one is going to officially freak you out, Ricky. And you too, Joey. See if you want to see. I've been really dabbling in physics and stuff lately. Watch this, boys.

Tell me this isn't the coolest thing I've ever seen. Ready? Ready for this? Watch this. These are just, this is physics and science, Ricky, so pay attention. Okay, so that's just a ball, right? Moving in a straight line.

Yeah, a side line. Right? Now there's another ball moving in a straight line. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Here's the third ball moving in a straight line. Let's throw in another ball moving in a straight line. All right. Okay. These are all now add another ball why don't we? Moving in a straight line. Oh yeah, yeah. I know what's gonna happen. Now add another ball moving in a straight line

and just top it off with one more ball, two more balls. Add that one in and now add in the last ball. Look at that, Ricky. That's cool. Now just look at the white balls, Ricky. Yeah, that's cool, man. He's just good at looking at white balls. Well, see, now you had to take a nice science thing and turn it into bullshit. Okay, tell me this.

Is it all in the timing of the balls? Could you just, like, sporadically throw a fucking ball in going this way or that way to make it look like it's going around? No, they've got to be timed right, of course. All right, well, big fucking deal. You don't find that fascinating? The math behind that? You know what I find fascinating? What?

When they got about 200 fucking drones that are lit up at night and they do this whole thing. The drones, man, in the sky. Yes, that is impressive. What he just did there is... That's math, baby. Yeah, I saw that on fucking Sesame Street. They never aired that on Sesame Street.

I've seen every episode of Sesame Street since 1974. All right, that other fucking guy. Robinson? Mr. Rogers. Mr. Rogers never had that on his show either. I've seen every episode of Mr. Rogers. Oh, the friendly giant. Somebody had that on his show either. I've seen every episode of Mr. Rogers. Oh, the friendly giant. Somebody had that on there.

The friendly giant never had fucking physics and science stuff on his show. What's the other one, that science show that used to be on all the time? Bill Nye, the science guy. Maybe him. Bill Nye might have had that on. I've never seen all his episodes.

All right. Well, thanks. You know what's really fucked up? I'm reading this story about this dude who's smuggling shit to Italy. Shit? No, cocaine was being shipped in the little coffee beans. I saw that. Individual coffee beans. I saw that. Individual coffee beans.

He hollowed out individual coffee beans and had the cocaine in there, but I don't understand when it got to the other end, how were they going to get the fucking, was it just like you poke a hole in the bean and go sniff it out of the bean? So you walk around with a pot full of beans or were they going to extract it all? I'm trying to figure out if he was selling one hitters or if, you know or were they going to extract it all? I'm trying to figure out if he was selling one-hitters,

or if they were going to extract it and sell it as pure cocaine. I don't know. Do you know how he fucked up, though? How? He put the name on the fucking parcel as Santino D'Antonio. Oh, I saw that, too, and that was the guy from John Wick Chapter 3 or whatever. That's right. And it was a fucking Wick fan that was like, holy fuck, that dude

is a nasty fucker. And he's a drug dealer, I think, in the movie. A drug dealer in the movie. So I'm going to check this out, wise guy. What a fucking idiot. He got cocky putting the name on there. Shouldn't have did that. But I really,

I want to know if there was an extraction process at the other end where you could get the cocaine out of the coffee bean and then you put it all back into a pile and you sell a big pile. Or was he going to sell the beans as one hitters, you know, where you just take a pin. It seems like a lot of work. Yeah.

But you know what? It does seem like a lot of work. Yeah, but you know what? It does seem like a lot of work, but you got people filling beans up, hauling beans out and putting cocaine in and zipping them up somehow. You got people on the other end fucking doing the same thing, taking them out into a jar or whatever.

I guess so, but I think it would be a good idea to have little, you know, you put one line into a coffee bean, then you can walk around with a pocket full of cocaine. The cops pull you over, empty your pockets. Oh, just carrying around some coffee beans, officer, because I chew on them. I snack on them. My grandfather was Juan Valdez. So I got addicted to coffee beans when I was a little guy. I used to chew on them up in the mountains of Columbia. You really thought a lot about this. No, I just made that up on the spot,

just showing you how easy it would be to, you know, talk your way out of it when you got a coffee, pocket full of coffee beans. But now if you pulled out a bag of cocaine, that's harder to talk your way out of, obviously. That's, yeah, it's fucked. All right. Well, thanks, Buzz, for's fucked. All right. Well, thanks, Buzz, for telling us that, man.

Getting away with coffee bean-filled Coke. I'm not planning on walking around with coffee beans full of cocaine in my pocket. I'm just saying if you get it that way, it might be a business. You know, selling Coke beans might be a lucrative business for somebody. Coke beans. All right. Speaking of Cox.

Yeah. We weren't. Well, now we are. Okay. All right. I think it was last week. Maybe not this week, but three years ago. Do you know who John McAfee is?

The crazy lunatic that he was wanted for murder, and he invented that antivirus. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, the antivirus guy, McAfee antivirus guy. Well, three years ago, he put a bet on Twitter or something. I think it was July 17, three years ago. And he said, Bitcoin will be worth $500,000. And if it's not, I will eat my own dick on national television. So I guess, I guess we may be seeing that happen

in the next few days. So it's not, obviously it's not worth 500 grand. I don't even think it's worth close to that. He meant each Bitcoin, did he? Yeah. Yeah, they're not worth 500 grand, that's for sure.

That was a bad prediction. It's kind of an odd thing to wager, too, you know? So he's going to eat his cock. He's going to eat his own dick. Who the fuck was this guy? You can't eat your own wiener, obviously. You'd have to cut it off first. That's what I mean.

He's not going to do that on a bat. Sorry, I lost the bat here. Slice my wiener off and I'll eat it on TV because I'm a man of my word. He's, if there's anybody crazy enough. Oh, I mean. He might do it. If he did that.

I like the guy. He'd have to be out of his mind to do that. You said you like the guy Ricky? I do, man. I like to party with him. He does not fuck around. McAfee. Yep.

You know McAfee? McAfee antivirus? Yeah, I know that. Yes, I do. I do know all about it. It's that guy. I saw some video online of him and he had a bunch of ladies around and he was doing cocaine, I do. I do know all about it. It's that guy. I saw some video online of him and he had a bunch of ladies around

and he was doing cocaine, I think. He looked like he was having a good time. Maybe he was... Maybe he had coke beans in his pocket. Could be. That's all. Maybe what Bitcoin is. It's just coke beans. You don't know.

Backup beans. I don't know. Backup. I don't think. Yeah, okay. You're still hung up on his name, are you, bud? No, I got it. I'm just trying to look up some information on this fucking tool. He did a video years ago where somebody asked him,

how do you, somebody asked him, how do I uninstall your antivirus off my computer and he did a video where he's like i don't have a clue bud and he was just you know walking around all cranked up on glue or something i don't know what he was on but yeah he does seem like a bit of a rich a bit bit of a rich wingnut. Didn't they say they thought he killed his neighbor or something? He killed his neighbor? Oh, this fucking guy.

He killed somebody or he killed a dog. Jesus, I don't know about that, Ricky. In a murder case overseas. Yeah, there you go. There you go. To presidential candidate. How old is this? He ran for president?

I didn't know. I think he was trying to, man. 2017, man. Well, there wasn't a presidential election in 2017, so that'd be a weird time to run. You know what? I think this guy's like a fucking Al Pacino wannabe. He kind of looks like him.

Yeah, I don't think you'd want to run. He must be scarface. If you wouldn't want to run in a year there isn't an election, that would be very bad timing. Unless he was planning on starting to run in 2017 and he was going to campaign for three fucking years. No. Well, he's fucked up, isn't he?

Yes, yeah, he's fucking... Here we go. With the murder of Gregory Fall. You're asking the most ridiculous thing. This is not ridiculous. Nine of your dogs, your beloved dogs, are poisoned. That would make a man

who loves animals absolutely irate. It would be enough to make a man who loves his dogs willing to kill, some would say. For sure, he is on coffee beans filled with coke, this dude. Is he?

He's fucked up. He's on the beans. He's is on coffee beans filled with coke, this dude. Is he? He's fucked up. Oh, yeah, totally, man. He's on the beans. He's heavy on the beans. I got to run for president. I can do it. He's heavy on the beans. I can kill people and get away with it, if that's what he did.

I don't know the whole story, but this fucking guy said whatever. Whatever. It's his business. Yeah. So you guys are going to come back, right? Julian? I think we'll try. I'm going to bring my entourage with me.

Julian? What? Are you going to come back to the fucking trailer or what? All right, you know what? If I can figure this out, how I can move my business to a new location,

I will do that. That's not good enough. Say yes, Bubba. No, you've got to help me. You promised to help me fucking relocate, and yes. All right.

I'll help you relocate. All right. Thank you. That's all I want. Maybe I'll see you next week. Well, that'll be exciting. I think people would be very excited. I mean, this is... How many weeks has it been that I've been virtually placing you two dickweeds next to me? God, it's got to be four or five now. Weeks. It's fucking months.

Ricky, it's been way more than four or five weeks. I stopped counting after April. It's got to be over 20 times we've done this, boys. So March, okay, so... Holy shit. We started maybe March, right? March, April? March 3rd, I think, wasn't it?

March, April, May, June. It's like it's got to be over 20 times, boys. Four and a half months. Yeah, you're talking 20 weeks, Ricky. That's crazy. You thought it was four times we've done this? I knew it was at least that. But, Ricky, that's like, that's a very.

It doesn't feel like 20. But it's got to feel like more than But, Ricky, that's like, that's a very. It doesn't feel like 20. But it's got to feel like more than four, Ricky. Four times. That's. Yeah, man. It was cold out. It was fucking. Remember how cold it was when we first.

Oh, yeah. It was winter. It was freezing. Yeah. I forgot about that. You were living in the snow, Ricky. Then it sort of warmed up, and then I planted plants. Yeah, you're right.

It's been a while. And it's got to take at least, what, 20 weeks until you figure it out. You can talk to, you know, blue jays and squirrels and shit. Yeah, it's a long time. It's a game changer. I'm very curious. I'd like to come out to where you're living and see you converse with these things.

I think that would be very interesting. We should film it. We should film it. Bring some of those black sunflower seeds. Do you like those? And peanuts. Ricky, if I sent you a GoPro camera,

would you film yourself talking to the squirrels? If you wanted me to. Well, I think that's a no-brainer. One of them, Jack-Jack, he's been sleeping with me. Jack- You've been banging the fucking- Wait, who's Jack-Jack? He's a little chipmunk or a squirrel.

Name Jack Jack. Yeah. Okay. So what, what does he do to you? Did you name him Jack Jack? Yeah. Jack Jack's a weird fucking name. He makes a noise. Kind of sounds like Jack Jack, Jack Jack, Jack Jack.

And what does that mean? I haven't figured that out yet. I'm getting close. Jack-jack the squirrel. And he sleeps with you. He sleeps in the bed with you? No, he sleeps up in the back window. Ah, jack-jack's in the back window, is he?

Joe Crow usually wakes me up every morning. Little bastard. Joe Crow and jack-jack. Joe Crow usually wakes me up every morning. Little bastard. Joe Crow and Jack Jack. Joe Crow and Jack Jack. I want to come. I want to come hang out there, Ricky. I think that sounds like fun. Do you feed Jack Jack by hand?

Oh, yeah. He sits right on my knee. Decent. That's pretty decent. You got to get video of this, man. That's fucking viral shit. I never thought about that. I need to. We need to get you a camera so you can film.

You might be able to do a whole TV show called Ricky and Jack Jack. Wilderness Adventure. Ricky in the Wild. Joe. Who's the Joe guy Joe Crow Joe Crow and Jack Jack Yeah I'd watch that I would watch that

Ricky LaFleur's Wilderness Hour With Jack Jack and Joe Crow That sounds like a hit show to me Sounds like a fucking show we should be making. That's for sure. We should be absolutely making it. Fuck. Maybe it should be animated.

We need to make this happen. No fucking kidding me, man. We'll try to pull it together. Okay. We've got to give out some birthday wishes. Okay. All right. Happy give her some birthday wishes. Okay. All right. Happy birthday, Amelia Earhart.

I don't think she's doing so great. Amelia Earhart passed away years ago. She's dead, man. She's been gone a long time. First woman in space. Who? Wasn't it? Amelia Earhart never went to space.

She didn't even... She did something famous. She was the first... She flew across the Atlantic in an airplane. Or maybe it was the Pacific. First one to fly. Maybe she flew around the world. Anyway, she disappeared at sea, Ricky.

She's not doing great, no. No, I think she's living on an island. She was banging some fucking baseball player, wasn't she? Amelia Earhart? I think she got tired of all the cameras and stuff and just went to an island, chilled. Ricky, she wouldn't even be, even if that was true, she wouldn't be alive today.

I thought they found her plane on an island. They never found Amelia Earhart's fucking plane. That's what I heard, man. I don't know. It's one of the biggest mysteries ever, where she went. It's not... She never... They never found any wreckage. Well, if they gave me all the info, I bet

I could find her. How would you find Amelia Earhart, Ricky? Just gotta think like... Think like her plane would you find amelia erhart ricky just gotta think like i think like her plane would have been thinking get joe crow out there man flying around that's a good idea get a bird get a bird's eye view as i say you like that one don't you all right so what else is there? Any more shows? Happy birthday to J-Lo. J-Lo. J-Lo's birthday.

Is it happy birthday, J-Lo? Hmm. I'd like to meet J-Lo. I'd like to meet J-Lo someday. Would you? I'd like to get on the dance floor with her. I wonder if J-Lo eats Jell-O. Who doesn't eat Jell-O, man?

I don't eat Jell-O. Isn't it made from a horse's hide or something? Gelatin is made from boiling horse bones and horse hides. Yeah, that's a good time. Yeah, but that's not the Jell-O you buy at the grocery store. Sure it is. Absolutely it is. What do you think fucking Jello's made out of?

Gelatin. That's fucking, okay. So you've eaten, just so you're aware, Julian, you've eaten probably 40 to 50 pounds of horse guts, bones, and hide, and hoofs in your life because you eat jello like it's going out of style. I like wine gums. I stop eating wine gums because they make sense that that's from a horse jello like it's the powder it's just like

a fucking liquor made shit right it's a gelatin powder for fuck's sakes you can powder anything yeah it's horse powder it's horse hoof powder we used to eat that shit without even making it, you know what I mean? Yeah, so you were basically eating the raw hoof, just a powdered hoof. Well, people that make Jell-O are fucking assholes. They should be putting some kind

of a warning on that goddamn fucking package. They don't need to put a warning on there. It's made of they can say it's all natural ingredients because it's made of horse hoofs. So does the ingredients say horse hooves? Fuck me. No, it says gelatin.

They don't need to say how they made the gelatin because gelatin is an approved food thing by the FDA. So they can just say it's gelatin. But if you research it, gelatin is made out of horse, horse cocks and fucking horse nuts. They just basically boil a horse until he turns into a jelly and they fucking add some color to it

and powder it down and there you go. There's your jello, baby. Never eat jello again. Fuck that. Yeah, powdered horse nuts. You've had them in your mouth many times. All right, I gotta to go, boys. The animals are getting crazy here. I'm going to get sick, man.

I'm going to get fucking sick. Thanks, Bob. Hey, Julian, why don't you go sock some powdered horse nuts down your throat? Yeah, real funny. Yeah, real funny. Shape the Jell-O powder into a ball. Harden her up a bit. Quickly, back to me. Back to me. All right jello powder into a ball. Harden her out a bit. Quickly, back to me.

Back to me. Back to me. All right. These are still for sale. No emails in yet. Beautiful shit. Give you a deal. All right.

I'm done, Bob. So I got to go puke. Well, hopefully we'll see you guys in person next week. Looking forward to it. I'm looking forward to it too, Ricky. I hope nothing, you know, the COVID is still rampant. Not around here, but it's still rampant in the world.

Imagine if somebody flies up from the U.S. all full of COVID. They could spread it like wildfire. You know, not just the U.S. There's COVID everywhere. Even in Canada. But right now, Nova Scotia, boys, guess how many days? How many?

I think it's 11 days now. No new cases. That is good. And no active cases. Nobody's got it in the whole province right now. Wicked. I ain't going to fucking burp, bubs. Why?

The fucking jello, man. That whole fucking... Jello shouldn't be made out of fucking horses, man. Go throw up. Jesus Christ. Jeez, where'd he go? Okay, so we'll just say goodbye. Look, Ricky, it's both of us.

Okay, see you next week, everybody, and hopefully we're going to be back in the same fucking building. Holy fucking exciting, baby. Terima kasih telah menonton! Thank you.ご視聴ありがとうございました