Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 9 - Baby Supersub

Episode Date: June 3, 2019

Ricky's constructed the world's cutest cheese and bologny sammich - but do you eat it or burp it?!? Also: Getting f**ked up on nutmeg, the sweet taste of beaver ass juice, and how to make a bunch of scrilla from a melon!

Yo, what's up man? What's up man? What the fuck are you doing? I'm only eating once this week. What? Once? Yep. I've got too much shit going on with the fucking Stanley Cup playoffs, fucking NBA playoffs.

Fuck eating. I'm just going to drink and smoke. You're going to fuck. You're going to eat. This is going to brick you. It's going to last me a week, bud. What the fuck's Bubz doing? He fucking slept over last night.

Bubz. Fuck we gave her last night. What happened to you? You passed out early, you pussy. Come on. What? Get up, man. What happened to you? You passed out early, you pussy. Come on. What? Get up, man. We got to do this fucking thing.

I did it. No, you didn't do it. What do you mean you did it? I... You got to... A couple more minutes, Julian. How fucked up were you? You've got to...

He was fucked last night. What? You've got a doormat. Well, Ricky doesn't have blankets, so... It was cold in here, so he took his Jesus mat. Fuck, man, you could have woke me up. I could have got you something. No, this towel was pretty warm.

Holy fuck. Did you check out what he's doing over there? What? He's not eating this week? I'm eating just once. Well, he's eating once. Is this what you were talking about last night, Reggie? Yeah, man.

Super sob. Fuck yeah. Well... Jesus mercy. You guys can... I don't know what the fuck you guys like, so you can do your own up there. Aaron, you want me to meet her up for you? Is there any pattern to it? I don't think there is.

I'm just getting her on there. Holy fuck, boys. How'd you sleep, man? You didn't get much sleep. Fuck, you were up until what? Four? Yeah. Park after dark.

It was dark when I was... It was dark, but now it's after dark. It was dark when I was... It was dark, but now it's after dark. Gotta drive the fucking meat to her. Just drive the meat to her. Put extra pepperoni in this end. I don't like mayonnaise. Well, are you getting any of this, or is this Ricky's? I don't...

I'm just gonna have half, I think. I don't think I can eat the whole thing. You're not eating it all at once, are you, Ricky? I'm gonna eat this half, and then I won't have to eat for the rest of the week. Ricky, you can't just drive that whole fucking three feet of sub into you and then expect not to eat for a week.

Too much fucking good sports going on right now. I don't have time to make food. I don't have time to eat food. Ricky, this is what drinking is. All you're gonna do, you're gonna eat three feet, you're gonna be fucking too full, and then you're gonna go to the bathroom, then you're gonna be starving again in two days.

This is what you gotta do. You gotta fucking make this thing, cut it up, all right? You got, like, something you can wrap it up? Nope. Then you can have, like, fucking 30 different meals, man. Just gotta... Here, I can finish that for you, Ricky. All right, maybe I can't eat it all at once,

but now I'm done cooking for the week. Thank fuck. God, that was a lot of fucking work. Here, I can keep driving the meat to her for you. You like driving the meat, don't you, bud? You're out of your mother. What the fuck you got going on with this guy? Get that fucking thing out of my face.

I don't like chickens. You were freaking out about that last night. Well, you know what happened. You know why I don't like chickens. I did know, and now I forget, though. Here, Ricky, where'd you get this little wig? Look at that. Here, put that, and then he won't look so menacing.

There. Looks like one of the Beatles. He's a Beatle chicken. Alright, well, can... Did you get it started yet? Get what started? The fucking whatever we're doing here. Well, last week I did it. I tried to do a fucking start to the thing, a little opening.

You guys dissed the shit out of me. It was not great. Well, what the fuck do you... Do you guys have any good ideas? Nope. No, I think the one you had was really good, Julian. Fuck off. What's going on, fuckers? This is Perk after Dirk.

Coming at you right now from Ricky's trailer. We're making a big fucking sub because Ricky doesn't want to cook all week. Nope. Because of the hockey fucking finals. Hockey, basketball. It's fucking all good. Yeah, the Raptors are kicking ass, eh?

Who's that now? The Raptors, man. They did well. Yeah? Who are the Raptors? The fucking basketball team. You drake and the boys drake's a basketball player no he's just what like he's like he is he well he's part of the team you could say drake's part of the raptors kind of he's like you know the official fucking super fan oh yeah yeah man okay here we're just gonna be almost done here. Did you put the sauces on to her, Ricky?

Just got some mayonnaise. This is a little appetizer here. I would drive more mayonnaise. I mean, you're talking a lot of surface area here. Yeah, you might be right. Boys, I can't even get this fucking thing open because of this sandwich. You gotta hurry up. Just wait.

Well, fuck, heaven forbid you're without your smart box for fucking ten seconds. Well, this is the fucking show we're doing right now. I'm going to watch you guys making fucking subs. All right, well, what do you want to talk about, man? I've got a few things, not much. I was thinking about food. Driving the mustard tour, Ricky? Driving me, or I mean eating.

There's some mustard over here. Yeah, mustard's good. Okay. Eating sucks. I mean, it's good, but it sucks to, you know what I mean? What do you mean? It sucks to make it all. So you'd like, would you, are you the kind of person that would just take a pill instead of eating this?

Oh, fuck, if I could, yes. I mean, I enjoy food. I just don't, I get sick of fucking making it after this many years of doing it, right? There we go. Holy fuck. You know what? This thing is... I wonder if we got any fucking...

This is a sandwich. That is quite a fucking beast. Don't I sometimes... Oh, here it is. Get some fucking pepper onto this fucking thing. You don't want pepper? I'll throw some pepper on it, man. That is a nice sub.

That's a nice sub. That's a nice sub. Yeah, here, Ricky. Maybe drive some pepper onto that guy, too. So, you know, this actually looks like the best thing you've fucking, you've made in a long time, man. Oh, fuck! What happened? Except for that.

Here. That's fine. You know why? Just blow on it. I had a fucking... Mix it around a bit. I forgot to take the gun. Just blow on it.

Blow on it. And most of the loosies will come off. The loose guys. Blow on it. There you go. See? Now it's not over-peppered. Wow, I'm good at blowing. You want ketchup on it? I do not. There you go, see? Now it's not over-peppered. Wow, I'm good at blowing.

You want ketchup on it? I do not. Who puts ketchup on a fucking sub? I thought you did, Julian. Who did? I don't put ketchup on a sub, man. I put mustard on the sub. Okay. Okay, the sub is complete, so Ricky's got enough. So, yeah, I was looking at food shit, and I'm not going to do all of these, but I found out some really fucked up stuff about food.

You know, honey is bee vomit. Yeah, I knew that. Regurgitated bee. Honey is bee vomit? Yeah, they fucking eat the stuff and they puke it up. Twice, actually. The collector bee pukes it up to some processing bee and he pukes it up and lets it fucking ripen.

Didn't know that. You know, nutmeg? We got to get some of this shit. Yeah? I don't like it, but guess what you can do with it? What? Two or more teaspoons, you can fucking have hallucinations. Fuck you.

I say we fucking do it tonight. We're not getting fucked up on nutmeg, man. No. Come on. Bubs, pick up the other end of that. Where are you lifting are you transporting her? Right here. You're washing that fucking towel after.

This is to keep it from fucking going bad. You're rolling it up in a towel? Yeah. What else does he... He doesn't have any of this shit left. You could have put it in fucking saran wrap or something. You could use a... I think he has saran wrap.

It's like a little baby. You could use a clean towel. It's like little baby sub. Goodbye cold cuts. Here, Rick, you take your... See? I'm not done. That towel wasn't even fucking clean. Well, it's all right, man.

Your hands are probably turning anyway. Here, take the baby sub. The Jesus sub. He's kind of like a little baby, isn't he? Yep. You know, I'm not a little baby. I'm a little baby. I'm a little baby.

I'm a little baby. I'm a little baby. I'm a little baby. I'm a little baby. I'm a little baby. I'm a little baby. I'm a little baby. I'm a little baby. I'm a little man. Here, take the baby sub. The Jesus sub. He's kind of like a little baby, isn't he? Yeah. He nice.

He nice. See, that way, this is the second part to this. Because you like your fucking sub is warm, now you can just take it like this, fit it right in. No, you can't. Yes, you can just take it like this. Fit it right in. No, you can't. Yes, you can. That doesn't really fit in there, man.

You fit in there, man. Why don't you put a little bit in? What? Julian, don't fuck it up. Jesus. So much for my fucking cooking once a week. Just leave it. From now on, for the rest of the week,

you're making the rest of the fucking meals because you fucked mine up. What do you mean? This is still good. Here. Take it out. Listen, I want to deal. I'll deal you mean? This is still good. Here. Take it out. Listen, I want to deal, I'll deal with it. Don't give me them back.

Easy, man. Give me them back, poor thing. There he is. You got him upside down, man. Oh. Next time you're really thirsty and you don't have any water. Yeah.

There he is. Eat a cu, a cucumber. Eat a what? A cu Eat a cucumber. Eat a what? A cucumber. A cucumber. A cucumber. 98% or 96% water. Get you fucking re-watered.

Salary has more than a cucumber. And so does that. That right there's got tons of water in it too, man. Not 96%. That's his hair. That's his hair. Yeah, it's a sock. He's got green hair.

His tongue is sticking out then, eh? Yeah, get his tongue back in. Did you know that peanuts are an ingredient in dynamite? No, they're not, man. Yeah? Who says? The fucking oil, the glycerin. Glycerin?

Is, uh, I don't know. Glycerin. Is, uh, hold on a minute. Glycerol helps to make nitroglycerin. It's an ingredient. That's crazy. Peanuts. No peanuts, no dynamite, no blow up, no blowy uppie. I didn't know that.

Give him something to drink. Give him some air. There we go. There we go. Oh. My sub baby. Give him a little bottle. Over here, bubs.

His mouth is there. There we go. How to quiet the little fella down. Baby sub. Boys, did I do mushrooms or something? I don't know, man. Nutmeg. There you go.

It's nutmeg. Ricky, you didn't put nutmeg in the sub, did you? No, it was in the shooters. What am I doing? What the fuck are you doing, man? I don't know. Here, take them. I don't know what to do.

Man. I don't know how to fucking hold this. Give him his bar. I'm not feeding the sub. You look really comfortable with it. Give the sub, baby. Bubz, all right, here. There we go. Everybody's happy.

Look at this. I'm eating this cousin. Do you want this in the fucking fridge or what? Yeah, I want to take some pictures of him later. You know the artificial vanilla? It's used in a lot of stuff. Don't think I'm going to eat it anymore. Why? Why not, man?

Because it has cartorium in it. Guess where that fucking comes from? Cartorium? Cartorium comes from the. In it. Guess where that fucking comes from? Cotorium. Comes from the gland in a beaver's ass. Oh, fucking shit. Great. They use that in a lot of stuff. In vanilla extract, there's beaver ass fluids.

Ass fluids. Yeah. How the fuck do you find that out? It's actually in anything you have with, I think it's strawberry or raspberry flavoring, came out of a beaver's arse. Strawberry too. How the fuck did they discover that? Like if you, you know when you're eating popsicles and like it's cherry flavor, strawberry flavor,

you're eating beaver arse. Bull fucking shit. Apparently you're eating beaver arse with fucking cakes and all kinds of shit as vanilla. You've eaten so much beaver arse. When the fuck, what are you talking about? How come I've never heard of this? It comes out of the gland by a beaver's anus. It secretes, they use it in all kinds of flavorings.

Sweet flavorings. I don't believe you, man. I'm telling you. How did they discover it? Somebody was doing something to a beaver and was like, wow, that's really sweet tasting. Well, they picked him up and squeezed his ass, trying to squeeze something into their friend's mouth. And he said, fuck, do that again. Whatever that was, that's really sweet tasting. Oh, I picked him up and squeezed his ass, trying to squeeze something into their friend's mouth.

And he said, fuck, do that again. Whatever that was, that's fucking great. It's got a sweet flavor to it. Okay. Is beaver butt really used to flavor your dessert? That's from the Huffington Post, though. That's not real, is it? That's shit. The Huffington Post is real, isn't it?

Yeah. Or is that the Washington Puff? The Washington Puff? The Washington Puff. It's the Post, Ricky. You got what? I don't know what I have. Okay, all right, okay.

Huffington Post is a real paper. All right, so what do they got, like beaver farms where they fucking have a bunch of beavers? Beaver squeezers. In little stalls, and then they got, got like shit hooked up to their asses? I hope they don't have to kill the fucking beavers just to get nice taste. Oh, fuck. It's called castoreum or?

Yeah, man. Brown slime. Find out if they have to kill the beavers to get it. No, they don't. It's located short, okay. It's an anal gland. Right under its big tail. Do they have, like, beaver sweatshops?

Just a second, man. Using it to flavor ice cream, chewing gum, pudding, brownies. Oh, vanilla, raspberry, strawberry. For at least 80 fucking years they've been doing this. How come I've never heard of this? Because, well, they don't really market it, Julian.

Well, I know shit, but you shouldn't tell. They don't like people to know that you're eating beaver ass juice. You should be telling people that that's what they're eating, man. We should have a big thing on it. That's why they're allowed to say all natural. Guess why? Because it's naturally coming out of a natural beaver's hole. It's a viscous, straw to brown in color.

Okay. And it's delicious. And it's pungent. And you eat it. Yeah, you've been eating it all your life. I fucking love strawberries. If it said, you know, made with real beaver juice. Yeah, people may not buy it.

What if it said organic, though, maybe? Or free range? It is organic. Organic, free-range beaver ass cheese. Then why does it taste so sweet? It's ass. Because beavers are sweet little creatures. Ass tastes pretty sweet.

What do you... What? What do you mean? Beaver ass, though? I don't know about a beaver's ass. Oh, okay, here's another one. This is a fucking good job, Ricky. I've had beaver, but not a beaver's ass.

Musk. Musk is, it's extreme. Oh, fuck. Musk. It's like this shit from the beavers, but it comes from a fucking deer cock. And it's for fucking, oh. So it's deer load?

Giving it a sweet, leatherly,, fucking molasses kind of thing going. That's for fucking perfume, man. Out of a deer cock? Deer cock. It's from the gland in the deer cock. Well, it's also known as load or semen. I don't think that's what they're talking about. Deer load.

Here, you just get your perfume and put your deer load on. Where can you... Okay. Where can you find this? You smell great, honey. So how do they acquire that substance? Deer jackers. I thought that was someone that poached a deer.

No, poaching a deer doesn't mean jacking a deer. What are we talking about? I'm still drunk, I think. Oh, no, you know what? Where's that beetle chicken? Hopefully the beavers are not harmed. Nope. They are killed and the glands are fucking removed from them. Fuck off! They kill the fucking beavers, man.

I didn't know that. I thought they just... Fake vanilla? What, are they gonna fucking jerk off their ass or whatever to get the shit out? They gonna... Oh man, that's not fucking... That's terrible. How many beavers are killed every year for their ice juice? A lot, man.

That's fucked. Where do they find that many beavers? Do they farm them? I'm starting a fucking protest. Beaver farms for... Fuck that. Save the beavers' anal glands. It's our national animal, isn't it?

Well, it's on our nickel. That means something. It's a big... It doesn't it? Well, it's on our nickel. That means something. It doesn't mean shit all, boys. People want fucking shit that tastes sweet like strawberry and stuff. Oh, here's a fucking stevia. Here's an idea. How about use real vanilla? I guess it's too expensive.

Okay, here we go. Beaver farms for the shit. We're going to have to have a protest. Beaver's farm for the shit? Is that what you searched? Okay, here we go. Hey, have you ever eaten red Skittles, Julian? Yeah, man.

Well, guess what you also ate? Beaver. Boiled beetles. Bull fucking shit. Yep. Caramon. Caramon. It's what gives red Skittles or candies the ruby color.

It's made with boiled beetles. That's fucked. Yum. Boiled beetles. So you've eaten beavers, ass, and boiled beetles. And shit that comes from a deer's cock. Musk. Well, that's gross well you know

these subs were eating I guarantee you if you looked deep enough there'd be some kind of animal's ass grates in them somewhere how was it though fucking delicious

and it doesn't really matter then does it just keep eating man here look these fucking things up you bury cantaloupes Y-U-B-A-R-I.

Y-U-B-A. Just a sec. Y-U-B-A-R-I. A-R-I. The king melon. Do you know how to spell cantaloupes? King melon. Do you know how to spell cantaloupes?

I almost shit my drawers right off my body when I fucking sell them. Okay, what about these things? Look how much the fucking things go for sometimes. 12 fucking thousand bucks for a fruit? One of them was auctioned off for $27,000. No way, man. For a fucking fruit. Okay. What does it make your...

10 seeds for 12 grand. You could get on Amazon. What does it make your... Ten seeds for 12 grand. You could get on Amazon. What does it make your penis grow? About eight inches? Or... Why is it so expensive? What are you talking about? This fucking cantaloupe.

27 grand for fruit. You bury your melons. It's a melon. For one? Yes. Look, boss. Amazon. Ten seeds of this shit.

12 grand. Per fruit. Back on the liquor, huh? Why don't we start growing the fucking things? Yeah. Straight vodka. Nice. We should start growing the fucking things. I'll make you some beer. Maybe I'll ease into it with beer. If we grow one fucking fruit, we're retired.

Well, we're gonna have to grow more than that. Where do you get the seeds for that? What do they call it? Right here, man. I guess you steal them. $2.99? $2.99 for the seeds? $2.99. And then you sell it for $27,000?

Fucking sign me up for that job. $12,000 per fruit. Who the fuck's buying these things for $12,000? These were a buck each. Well, that's a pretty good investment. No shit. Let's fucking do it. We just retired.

You got a credit card on you, bubs? No. But I'll fucking buy a... Just remember, when we're retired... I'll buy $100 worth of seeds. And then I'll make, what, $29 million? No. Just remember, when we're all rich,

laying on beaches with big boats, my idea. Yeah. How'd you guys make the money? We grew magic seeds. All right, we got to get a credit card, obviously, to fucking order these things. But there's got to be some kind of a catch, Julian. It's not that easy.

A buck 79, man. You can't just spend $1.79 on a seed. That's like jacking the beanstalk stuff. Nope. We buy that, next thing you know, we're up fucking giant land. Wow, man. These things are fucking unbelievable. I can't believe you can get 12 grand for one of these melons.

I don't understand why. Who buys them? What the fuck is in it? Who the fuck? Okay, that's what we've got to find. Who buys the magic melons? Does it shit gold? Does it got a fucking pearl in the middle of it?

Sounds like it's got like the golden goose from Jack and the Beanstalk. See, that's what I'm saying. It's too good to be true. Melons. What is a you, are you Barry? You Barry? Don't know, man. Is it a place? Well, nothing's Ricky. No. Oh, yeah, I do

Soul for a record. Okay, 29 29 grand you can get for these things. Why don't know man. They're fucking big Like how big? Jack and the Beanstalk big? Like a basketball. Just say to your computer, hey, why? Why? I'm trying, man. I'm trying. Five million yen, whatever the fuck that is.

Hey, Siri. Yes, do that. Why? How do you do that? I don't fucking know, man. Why? How do you do that? I don't fucking know, man. Do you know the word Dorito, what it means? No. Little golden things in Spanish. So next time you see some little golden things

running around, hey, Dorito! Why would, why, okay. Why would they call chips, because Doritos aren't golden. No. Especially the barbecue-flavored ones. They're like an orange flavor, or a red color. Like a red.

They should be called little red things. Or reditos. Reditos. It's called reditos. Or orangitos. Cheezitos. Reditos. It's called Reditos. Or Orangitos. Cheesitos. Little cheesy things. What the fuck is this? You got a lot of food facts today, Ricky.

It's a lot of food facts. I always thought the hottest part of a chili pepper was the seeds. It's not. It's the flesh. Yes, man. That's why I always avoided the seeds. But no, it's the fucking flesh. The flesh is where all the caps and capsation is, man. That's why I always avoided the seeds. But no, it's the fucking flesh.

The flesh is where all the caps and capsation is or whatever it's called. The hot stuff. The juice. All right. That's about it. Speaking of hot juice. You know, you eat a lot of Twinkies. The cream in Twinkies isn't cream.

It's just pretty much all vegetable shortening. And Twinkies gets fucking. I don't eat Twinkies. You know where vegetable shortening comes from? Deer mode. Probably. Twinkies got fucking 37 ingredients. Is that a lot? Twinkies do? Yes, that's a lot, Ricky.

It's weird because like an egg just has an egg. Why would a Twinkie be so complicated? I got a question for you both. Look how many ingredients that sub has. Well, I mean, if you broke it down, I guess it's a lot. Probably hundreds. What's the name of your favorite cat?

Who's your favorite cat? My favorite cat? Yeah, that you own. Vince the Pence. He's not with us anymore. He's not with us, okay. But when he was alive... Yes.

And you were fucking dying, would you put in your will, I want you to put Pins down with you, bury you guys together, or cremate you together? That's a very deep existential question, Joe. I know it is, because that's what this lady did here, man. That's fucking not right. She died, so she said in her will, my dog, he's coming down with me. That's bullshit.

Cream ate the motherfucker with me, right? Don't agree with that. No. If I was a dog, I'd be like, what the fuck? Why do I got to die? Just because you're fucking dying. Yeah, but she didn't have any other family or anything to give the dog to, right?

So she's like... And the dog's going to be hurt. And lonely and fucked up. What happened to her? Where'd she go, fucking bitch? Laughed on me. That's what she didn't want. Right.

So would you do that? What are your feelings? Fuck. Same thing? Well, it's different. I understand why she did it. Because she didn't want the dog walking around heartbroken and confused going, oh, my God. Living in it.

She laughed on me. She didn't like me. Because that's what the dog might think. But if she had somebody, you know, that the dog already knew, you know, I have you guys and my kitties know you, so I would will all of my kitties to you, probably, knowing that you would take incredibly good care of them. No, man, don't do that, Pops.

Well, that's what I wouldn't. You just said, Ricky, it's not fair to the animal. So my kitties know you, so I just leave them a note. I'm going away, but Ricky's going to look after you. To him, not to me. Julian and Ricky. You know what? They will feed you every day and change your litter.

Bubz, you can't put me in your will that way. Yeah? I'm not a big cat lover. Cats don't eat every day, though, do they? Yes, they do, Ricky. They eat multiple times a day. And you gotta change their litter every day. See, I want nothing to do with that shit.

Well, too bad it's in my will now. No, you talk to Trinity, you talk to Sarah. Make something that automatically cleans it? You can get automatically cleaning litter boxes. Yes, I cannot afford one. But if you are so inclined, you will figure out a way to get one. But my cats are being left to you guys. Well, you better come up with some kind of auto feeder for 15 years.

I don't need life insurance. Auto feeder for 15 years supply.. I don't need life insurance. Auto feeder. For 15-year supply, cats. No auto feeder. Yeah, that's a good idea. Well, I got too much shit to do to be looking after cats, pups. So that wasn't the big fucking thing you had, was it? Saving up to tell us?

No, I wasn't. I just noticed it, man. That was it. I'll try to find something else here that's interesting to talk about. But, oh, who the fuck does that? Somebody broke into somebody's house and cleaned their house for them. I saw that. Didn't take anything.

I come in and he's like, uh-oh, somebody broke into my house. But then he found his bed was made and somebody left, like, roses on the bed for him. Take something, because that's creepy. He just broke roses on the bed for him. See, take something, because that's creepy, right? He just broke in and cleaned up for him. Which I... I mean, maybe he just cleaned it up, or she, or whatever, but it's creepy, man. Maybe he or she live like a pig,

and the guy couldn't deal with it anymore. But imagine if he had stumbled upon them when they were doing it and then shot them. That wouldn't have been great. Could have been an American employee for a fucking maid company. No, man. It's just some people are fucked in the head, and that's what happened here. Molly Maid's going to start breaking into people's houses and doing it for free.

Remember that time you hired that maid? What maid? The one you thought she was going to be right sexy, and it turned out they sent somebody else? Yeah, that was funny. They had that picture with her in the short little get-up. Yeah, a hundred bucks. And then it wasn't really her, was it?

But I got the fucking place clean, didn't I? Yes, you did, but I know what you were thinking when you ordered it. I wasn't thinking about anything. You were thinking about more than cleaning. Yeah, you were even saying, look what their slogan says, we clean and more. Well, I thought maybe something else would happen their slogan says, we clean and more. Well, I thought maybe something else would happen. I know, and then you didn't really... Most people would.

They didn't really try once that lady showed up. Right on. Was it officially confirmed that she was, in fact, a lady? She was a lady. Face mites, we got face mites. Fuck. What the fuck? Who the fuck's got their lawn shit going?

That's the first... Pops. What? Fuck off with the weed whacker! That's the first lawnmower of the fucking season right there. Is it a lawnmower or a fucking leaf blower? Some fucking idiot trying to make a goddamn trailer park lawn look all nice and fucking fancy. Puffs, what are you doing, man?

What the fuck are you doing, man? You're still high from last night, I think. You're definitely high from last night. Those fucking little ginger snap edible cookies, holy fuck, those were good. Here, man, I'll take a picture of you and your baby, okay? Yep. What's up, baby? Me and Bubz made a baby.

Yeah. I'll get a close-up of him. Bubz, that's fucked. All right, holy fuck fuck Ronnie's got his fucking big you know what I bet you you won't be able

to eat that now why guaranteed you came too attached to it no you're gonna be all fucked up tonight wasted

take a bite out of his head then and if you start man if I'm hungry tonight I'm eating some of that you're not gonna be like Julian I'm too close to him can't eat him now boys oh no

if we wait definitely be eating, it'll get bigger. No, it's not going to fucking grow, man. He can watch the game with us. We're not eating him. Boys, boys, boys. We're not eating him. He's watching the game with us. You are not fucking taking care of a fucking sub-baby.

We're going to eat him. Oh, there he burped. It's like the movie Claudia with a Chance of Spaghetti when everything was live. What the fuck? No, man, that wasn't it. Holy fuck, boys, I'm right out of her.

All right. Right out of her. I'm done. I'm going to fucking, I'm going to get my section ready over there, and I'm calling dibs first. I think he just might have spit up on your arm there, Julie.

I've got the fucking armchair. I've got the sofa. I need the armchair to rock the baby. I've got the fucking sofa. I need to rock the baby. Well, then I'd take in that fucking armchair right there for the entire fucking weekend. You've got to get this fucking blaster out of here, man.

It's taking up too much room. Just press the make it small button. Rock. Goodbye, baby. Yeah, there's a button right on top that says make small. It's like a train. Go fuck yourself. The clock collapses right now.

Rock.