Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 9 - Call Of The Samsquamptch

Episode Date: July 25, 2022

Ricky's been busy in his woodworking shop, but who's gonna pay $100 on Etsy for his creation? Bubbles teaches us how to talk in Bigfoot, and Julian investigates the crazy f**ker who pushed a peanut up a mountain with his nose. Also: Save the hot, horny bees!

I'm just saying, Ricky, I'm not saying it's terrible, but the wheels just aren't that round. Well, if they were round, it wouldn't, it would move. How would it move? Because wheels spin. Yeah, but you need an axle for that to happen. That's just like a piece of... You didn't need to make the wheels flat on the bottom for it to not roll, Ricky. They're not going to roll. It's solid wood. What is this? I mean, it is a good drug box. It's great. Sits on a shelf. You'd never think there's anything inside. The whole

wheel moving thing, that's just not smart. Did you use a coping saw? What's that? Little saw, like a little thin hacksaw blade? Or how did you cut the wheels out? Recip saw. What kind of car is that? A Recip saw. Well, that's why they're fat.

It's not easy to control, I know, but I didn't know. It just seemed like the circular saw wasn't working, so... Ricky, you need a coping saw. It's got a little thin blade and you can do much more precise work than a fucking... You'll have to show me. That's actually, now that I know he did it with a recept saw, that's pretty fucking... Good. That's pretty fucking bad.

That's pretty ground for a recept saw. Holy fuck, you're lucky you didn't cut your fucking hand off. Anyway, I'm not saying it sucks. I'm just pointing out. I guess it's not. It's a Volkswagen bug. It's not bad. Jesus, you don't got to be so testy.

You can kind of see it. I was going to put a little engine right in here. It's good, Ricky. I think you should keep at the woodworking projects, Dave. Well, see, now, I thought it was pretty good. Now I feel like it sucks. No, see, that isn't what I...

I didn't ever say that it sucked. Jesus, you're sensitive. Hey. Well, he said, Buffs, you're kind of dissing the thing. I actually think it's not... I just said I couldn't get it. I think you did a great job in the fucking dope box, man. I do too, Ricky.

All I was saying was if you had to come to me, I could have helped you. I have a coping saw. I could have showed you. Well, I'll fucking come and see how that works and maybe it'll work better, but I don't like anything that doesn't have a battery or gas. Okay. What about electric? Things you plug in.

Yeah, but often times I'll cut the cord. See, you know what? People make money off of shit, making shit like this. Like lots of money. Yeah. Yeah. People that do woodworking, yes, they do make money. I'm thinking... I'd buy that if I had ten bucks. The problem with that is it takes about five hours to make.

So if you sold it for ten bucks, it's not great money. No, that's like two bucks an hour, man. Fuck that. No. No, you put it on Etsy, Ricky. Let's put it on Etsy and see what we can get for it. What is it on Etsy, Ricky. Let's put it on Etsy and see what we can get for it. What is it on Etsy? It's like an online marketplace for unique items.

Okay, everybody, have a look. This is going to be on Etsy. Hand-built by Ricky. It took him five hours. It took him five hours and it's a drug box. 50 bucks? We can start it at 50. Okay.

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or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app at the App Store or Google Play. That was good, man. That was really good. Some people are only hearing this right now. They should be seeing it. They downloaded audio only, but they should be seeing it. Exactly.

I never thought about that. If you want to see the woodworking fucking beautiful beetle that Ricky made, it's a dope box, so you can go on Etsy, maybe, and buy for a hundred bucks. Well, we gotta use something better than that to lure them to the video. If you want to see

Julian's big, perky, oiled up tits out of his shirt, getting rubbed down with lotion. If you are listening to this, see Julian's big perky oiled up tits out of his shirt. That's not. Getting rubbed down with lotion. If you are listening to this. Julian's tits are out and they look spectacular under the lights. The light is glistening off them. What is that?

A coconut oil or is that like a. Bob's. My tits are out right now. Natural sheen. Is that a natural Charlie Sheen? You guys are fucked. Do you sweat oil? Muscle oil?

No, man. When you sweat, it looks like you're just... I never thought of that. Charlie Sheen doesn't really have a sheen to him at all, does he? No. No. Hmm. His eyes do.

Yeah. His eyes are a bit glossy. Yeah, I wonder why. Is he still all fucked up, that guy? I would think so, but I have no idea. He goes for phases. We'll probably be hearing from him again soon, I bet. It's been a while.

Seems like he's having a great time in life. I don't know much about him. I know he was all cranked up there for a while. Did you fucking read or see this fucking clown that pushed a peanut up the mountain with his nose? Huh? Yeah. An ant?

This man pushed a peanut up a fucking mountain. Pike's Peak, to be specific. Dressed up as a clown. What the fuck? Where did the clown come from? Oh, no, I called him a clown because he was fucking strange. Oh, I thought you meant an actual fucking clown. It's a figurine of speech.

That would be an advantage because he'd have a big clown nose and he could get more torque on the phone. No, no, this fucking guy had a CPAP machine. He had a CPAP machine? He had a spoon duct taped to it so he could say his fucking spoons. He's just going all the way up the fucking mountain. It took him seven days. Okay, what did the CPAP machine have to do with this, though? It was just, he was just using that as a holder for the spoon.

The thing that goes on his nose. He looks fucked. But why? Why would you push a peanut up his fucking head? Was it like some religious fucking thing or was it He was celebrating the fucking

150th anniversary of his town or some fucked up shit. But what are seven fucking days. He did some Seven days. 126 miles

or no 12.6 miles. 12 miles is a long way to be pushing a peanut with your nose. Up a mountain. Yeah, he went through like, I don't know, half a dozen peanuts. Because they'd get worn out, I guess.

Well, yeah. Grind them down into peanut butter. Now, if he'd done it with his cog... There was a thin sheen of peanut butter. If he did it with his cog, what? That would be more interesting. He wouldn't look as dumb. Yeah, but he'd grind his knob off.

No, but if you grind his knob off. No, but if you had a spoon duct taped to your knob... Yeah, but would you have to have it erect or just flopping around? Yeah. That'd be a seven-day erection. Not erecting your knob, but if you duct taped it to that region and then it would just kind of look like you're flicking

your thing all the way up the mountain. It might be more interesting to watch than some guy with his nose. I... I don't know if I want to watch that, man. Why am I pushing a peanut up a mountain with his dick? Or his nose. Or his nose. I mean, you take a quick glance and go, yeah, that's fucked. But you're not going to walk along beside him for 12 days, 12 whatevers, 12 miles.

I've got to see a video of this motherfucker, because I... I... I can't... Yeah, but imagine, like, what's that guy that did the Livin' La Vida Loca? Livin' La Vida Loca! Why me? Ricky Martin?

Imagine him with a spoon duct taped down there, he's just moving his hips and... Livin' La Vida Loca! Go for it, man! No! Maybe it's just weird. Why would you pick Ricky Martin? He's a good hip mover.

George Michael was better. Yeah, he had good hips. So does Shakira. She had great hips. The fucking boys. Boys, I'm fading. I'm fading out. Man pushing penis up a hill. I hit a wall. You got to see a picture of this fucking guy. I'm trying. I'm fading out. Man pushing penis up a hill.

I hit a wall. Oh, yeah, you got to see a picture of this fucking guy. I'm trying to find it, man. I hit the wall, boys. Is it up Pike's Peak? Yeah, man. Okay. I think I might have something.

What a fucking idiot this guy is. Bob Salem, you are fucked. Aw, don't be hurt on him. He's pushed a penis up a fucking... No, man, you are fucked. Oh, don't be hurt on him. He's pushed a peanut up a fucking... No, man, he is fucked. Is there a picture of him with his little mask? Yes, there is. He looks like an absolute fucking...

He looks like he's insane. Oh, wow. Look at this fucking idiot. Let me see him. He's an idiot. He is out of his fucking mind. He's not. He's an idiot. He is out of his fucking mind. No, he's just passionate. He's nice and innocent.

He's passionate. No, he's out of his fucking mind. He's passionate about peanut rolling. And he's got a little, like a ring box with two peanuts in it. Like, what the fuck? You should be so lucky to be passionate about something. He is passionate about peanut oil. I am passionate about making money, which comes in handy.

I bet you he made more than you. I bet you he was taking donations or something. I bet you he raised millions. He's 53 years old. Did he raise money for the peanut? You should have. I bet you he's raising money for kids that died from peanut allergies. Okay, the record was eight days before.

He beat the record. This is a thing. Oh, yeah. It's not the first time. He's not the first lunatic. He's the fourth person to summit America's mountain this way. Oh, man. He did most of the pushing of the peanut at night

because it was so fucking hot during the day. He picked a pretty warm month to be pushing peanuts. So he took how many hours at a time? Well, Bubz, let me tell you. When he said he did it in the daylight, he'd have to stop every 10 minutes or 5 minutes and take some pictures, talk to some people, and that kind of shit, because it was too fucking hot.

Wow, who wouldn't want a picture with him? Who knows? He used about two dozen peanuts throughout the week. Some fell into crocks. Some went off the trail and he couldn't find them. Some got taken by hawks. That's from Colorado, eh? That's where Pikes Peak is.

Correct. I didn't know that, man. I don't know what the fuck those places are. Okay, you know what I'm saying? They normally race the cars. Yeah, Pikes Peak is like one of the craziest fucking rally. They take the rally car, you know, and they race from bottom to top. What's-his-name has the record.

Ken, what's-his-face. Brock. Whoa. Block? Ken Block. Guess what he ate as fuel? Peanuts. Peanuts.

Peanuts. That was part of the diet. Pop-Tarts, bananas, and crackers. That was the fuel. Getting that peanut up the fucking neck. Terrible. What a moron, man. This guy. Pop-Tarts.

Well, Kellogg's was probably happy. I bet you Mr. Peanut was there. He had an old can of survival food from 1964. Oh, wow. And then these little carbohydrate candies, and he was eating those. Carbohydrate candies. Dehydration was his biggest problem while doing his feats. Jesus Christ.

Why did he? It brings the fucking water, man. Yeah, to wash down the Pop-Tarts and the fucking peanut butter. Here's a fucking fucking another weird one. You'll like this one because you like the Sam squanches. An Oklahoma noodler. I had to look that up. A what?

A noodler. What's a noodler? A person that catches catfish with bare hands. All right. Oklahoma noodler Larry Sanders confessed to killing fishing partner so Bigfoot wouldn't come and eat him. What happened? Larry said his friend

Jimmy was calling the Bigfoot to come and eat him. So he had to kill him so he'd stop calling the Bigfoot because he didn't want to get eaten. So he was out of his fucking mind, basically. They were probably on it. There had to be some drugs involved. Bath salts. He was out of his fucking mind, basically. They were probably on it. There was probably some, but when they, yeah,

there had to be some drugs involved, I would say. Bath salts. Acid or something. Yeah, I think acid. You had to choke them to death. Well, if you think there's a Bigfoot coming to eat you. That's got to be bath salts or something, man. Summoning Bigfoot, are you, cocksucker?

You going to fucking try to get me eaten by Bigfoot? No, I don't think so. Dead. Here, Bigfoot. Here, Bigfoot, are you, cocksucker? You gonna fucking try to get me eaten by Bigfoot? No, I don't think so. Dead. Here, Bigfoot. Here, Bigfoot, Bigfoot. See, if you did that, you might get killed. Don't go to Oklahoma and catfishing, bud. You can't just call a fucking Sam Squamish anyway.

They don't come like a dog. And they don't exist anyway, so there's another Bigfoot. We should start selling it instead of a dog. You know how much evidence there is? There's more evidence about UFOs than Sam squanches. We should make a fucking Sam squanch call just like a duck call. Those Duck Dynasty guys made a fortune. But what does one sound like?

It doesn't matter. Whatever we say it sounds like. Fuck. That doesn't make any sense, man. You can go fucking trying to call a moose, and it won't work. You could sell those, too, probably. People don't know. Bubs, what does a samsquan sound like?

They have different sounds depending on their mood. Like, okay. When I've been attacked. A happy one. Okay, a horny samsquans. What does that sound like? They sound like Chewbacca. Like a Wookiee. They sound they sound like Chewbacca. Like a Wookiee.

They sound very similar to Chewbacca. When I was attacked, violently attacked by a sand squinch. Which is a mad one. What does one sound like? It was like... See, we should have just recorded that. We'd be millionaires. It was like...

It almost had a hint of you could almost hear English words. Oh, come on. It was almost like he was saying Ah! What language do they speak? They don't. They communicate like dolphins, different pitches and

No, they do communicate like humans when they take off the fucking the costume they're wearing. Because that's what's going on, bubs. No. Ricky, we saw one. Well. They have fucking like professional hunters out trying to find one of these fuckers.

Where are they? Because they've been around so long, they know how to elude. How does that show keep going? How do I, why do I keep watching it? I know they're never going to find one, but I don't know. Find what, the Sam Squanch? Mountain Monsters. The Sasquatch? Mountain Monsters. I haven't seen that.

I don't. You get caught up in it. You fucking, do you remember when I had my maple syrup buckets out on the trees? And the, that ended up being Sam Losko. There you go. Eating out of them, bud.

Chairboost that fucking cat in Boston Logan Airport? Nope. Escaped his cage chasing some birds. This little fucker was on the run for three weeks. He couldn't get him. Smart. I looked a train under him. Train under him? Yeah. How to get away from

people. That's fucking good. Well, you have to be a cat ricky no i know but they got the family record like sounds and all kinds of favorite treats he's like off yeah he finally just got too goddamn hungry and tired it's like i'm done three weeks is a good run wow but if you could get his mad skills, you'd be able to get away from anybody. Eluding. Is that what you're talking about? Yes, he's very elusive. He could be the professor at the School of Elution. Yeah, man. Why not?

School of Elution? Is that a word? It is now. Elusiveness. Fuck. Elution. The state of eluding someone. Elution. It's like illusion, but getting away.

Elution. Oh, man, listen to this fucking headline. I had to read into this. Oh, man, listen to this fucking headline. I had to read into this. If heat wave hits 42 degrees Celsius, bees may ejaculate themselves to death. What the fuck kind of headline is that? Yes.

How do they do that? Do they rub up against something or do they just... I guess the male worker bee, when he's subjected to high temperatures, his body's convulsed and it forces them to ejaculate their abdomen-sized penis out of their body and they die from the shock. Okay, I'm trying to fucking get a visual of that one. They got big fucking cocks, I had no idea. Bees have big cocks?

Massive, same size as their abdomen. Imagine your cock being... Jesus Christ. That's why BB King was named BB King. Why? Hammer? He was a bee. B-B.

Double B. Twice as big. Absolutely. The King, too. No, man. So fuck, if it's... So we're gonna lose honey we're never gonna have honey anymore because the heat waves Ricky if the bees die we lose a fuck of a lot more than honey you lose half the fuck crops in America so what do we do about this how do we cool it down we can't lose the bees we gotta protect the bees we should cover the world in ice for just a couple weeks and cool everything down.

It's not that easy, man. If you put hockey rink kind of coolers all around the oceans, that's a lot of fucking... Freeze the oceans for a couple of weeks. Holy fuck, man. If we had a superhero like the Freeze or Freezy Joe or, you know... See, that was just as dumb as what he just said. Well, I mean, I'm not saying it's realistic, but that would be the only way to do it, was through magic.

The Freeze. What was the other guy? Freezy Joe was one of the superhero... Joe. What the fuck is that? Freezy Joe. He can shoot.... Freezy Joe. What the fuck is that? Freezy Joe. He can shoot. Is that the guy from Street Fighter?

No. Anooka. Maybe I made up Freezy Joe. I don't know, I've never heard of Freezy Joe. Oh yeah, when I used to write comic books, Freezy Joe was my. That was definitely not a Marvel character. He could make freezies like Mr. Freezies,

you know, for his friends. But he could also... Freeze an ocean. Yeah. It would take him a while to freeze an ocean, but he could do it. A lot of... He'd have to eat a lot of Pop-Tarts for energy. This is kind of...

This guy stole a boat and he tried to run the police on a lawnmower, which didn't go very well for him, but there was a really good lesson in this story. What's that? When they arrested him, he had a crack pipe, which is not a good lesson, but... He had a fucking handcuff key in his pocket. Now, that is fucking smart.

And from now on, I'm carrying a handcuff key with me everywhere I go. That was a smart fucking thing to do, man. I know. Never would have thought of it. I can't believe you haven't been carrying one. I guess it's illegal, which kind of sucks. Yeah, but... What a great idea, though. Imagine all the times I could have gotten away.

I can know how to pick handcuffs now. I taught myself how to do it. You can go on Google. What do you use, a bobby pin? You can use a bobby pin or a little, yeah, but they said bobby pins will do it. Easy, man.

It's a pretty simple mechanism. Well, taking the keys even, that's way easier. If you can find one. Remember the time you accidentally locked yourself up with handcuffs? Yeah. And we had to call the police to come? That up with handcuffs? Yeah. And we had to call the police to come... That was lots of fun. Yeah, that was fucked.

It was a sexual thing, wasn't it? No, it wasn't a sexual thing, man. Fuck. No, it's when the camera fellas were following us around. Oh, yeah, that time. They put the cuffs on you and they didn't have any keys, remember? I do remember that. Remember I got out the tackle stacks?

Yeah. Get the fuck away from me, man. That was horrible. I got out the tackle stacks and I was giving Julian a little deedle deedle. Yeah, but there's another great lesson. This family, they ate at a Waffle House in North Carolina. A what? Waffle House.

Yeah. Had a great meal. When they were done, they got up and robbed the place of gunpoint. Pulp fiction. That's hardcore, man. Instead of us just robbing a restaurant, why don't we go and enjoy a nice meal first? Then you rob them at the end. It's a great life lesson.

Do they have a mask on? I mean, that's... Pulp fiction. Isn't that what they did? They went in and had a nice meal? I'll execute every one last motherfucker of you all. Great scene, man? It was something like that.

Yeah, what was her name? Execute every fucking last one of you. Plumber. Fuckers. No, something bunny. He was calling her. Oh. Honey bunny.

Honey bunny, yeah. She was fucking nuts. I liked it. Yeah, honey bunny. Honey bunny, yeah. I liked it. Yeah, Honey Bunny. Honey Bunny, yeah. Was she hot? No. No?

Good actor, though. Yes. Fantastic movie. Remember that movie? I remember. Goddamn good movie. Goddamn right. I haven't seen a goddamn good movie like that in a while.

No, because Quentin Tarantino, you know, he's very good. movie god damn right i haven't seen a goddamn good movie like that in a while no because quentin tarantino there's only you know he's very good very good he is very good very unique style yes remember back oh john volta fantastic samuel jackson, Travolta. Bruce Willis. The time brought him back. He was fucked for a while. It sucked, and that sort of made him good again. I like when he's dancing. Is that your favorite part of the movie, him dancing? Him and her at the, you know, Jackrabbit Slims.

I like that place. I like that place, too. The Wolfman. The Wolfman. Yeah, he was good. He had some skills. He liked to drive fast. And you liked Marcellus Wallace and the Gimp.

He was a cool dude. When the Gimp got him. That was your favorite scene. No, it was just one of those scenes where you're like, holy fuck, is that a guy ever going to get taken care of? He's going to be visceral. Is he ever going to get taken care of? Well, not Marcellus, the other guy.

The guy that was doing it. Yeah, Marcellus got taken care of. That's the way you want to look at it. Yeah. They went medieval with that motherfucker. They did. The gimp. Oh, yeah, the poor gimp was in the...

I'm zoning out here, boys. What are we talking about Gimps for? I got a bit of history here. It's not really July the 22, all right? It is, man. What the fuck? Summer's half gone, bud. Jesus Christ.

You know that Abraham Lincoln, he was a bit of a wrestler, right? A fighter? Do you know that he had 300 matches and only lost one? Abe Lincoln? Abe Lincoln. He was a wrestler, right? A fighter? Do you know that he had 300 matches and only lost one? Abe Lincoln? Abe Lincoln. He was a big cocksucker, wasn't he?

I didn't know that. He was pretty tall and shit, wasn't he? He couldn't. He must have taken the hat off, though. He didn't have the stovepipe hat on, did he? Did he do old school boxing? No, man, he didn't do that. It was wrestling. Wrestling? Wrestling, which is, you know.

Because he wasn't very bulky he was pretty sinewy wasn't he tall man i bet you he i wonder if he knew hoist gracie jiu-jitsu or anything he might have yeah big calf muscles is he boys he that was way before the gracie jiu-jitsu goes back that far i believe abe lincoln might have known gracie jiu-Jitsu goes back that far, I believe. Really? Abe Lincoln might have known Gracie Jiu-Jitsu, or he might have known Lincoln Jiu-Jitsu. Might have had his own style. Hmm.

That's pretty weird, man. He's like a six-foot spider monkey. Let's see who got born on July the 22nd. Alex Trebek. Great fuckingnd. Alex Trebek. Great fucking Canadian. Alex Trebek. Happy birthday. What is happy birthday?

Get it? Get it. What? Jesus. What the fuck you doing, man? I was nudging you. George Clinton from Parliament Funkadelic. Make my funk the P-Funk. I want you to get funked up. Danny Glover. Make my funk the P-Funk.

I want you to get funked up. Danny Glover. Make my funk the P-Funk. He was good. I want the bomb. I want the P-Funk. I want my funk uncut. Jesus Christ, he's 76.

Wow. Who? Danny Glover. Danny Glover. Albert Brooks. Albert Brooks. Happy birthday. Don Henley. Let's go with some Don Hen Happy birthday. Don Henley.

Let's go with some Don Henley songs. Don Henley. Yeah. Willem Dafoe. Fucking great actor. He was in Nova Scotia not too long ago. Was he? Oh, yeah, the lighthouse.

A couple years ago. The lighthouse. I tried to kidnap him, but he got away. He's a good driver. David Spade. Pretty funny. David Sp a good driver. David Spade, pretty funny. David Spade? We met David Spade one time. Did we?

Yeah. No, we didn't. We met David Spade. When the fuck did we meet David Spade? Didn't we? No, man. We did, too. Where?

Where? Jimmy Kimmel. We were gassed the same night as David Spade. We met him. Backstage. Hi, Mr. Spade. I don't think so, man. Didn't we?

No, man. Oh, my God. That has to be. That was. I couldn't have fabricated that in my brain, did I? No, when we went to Kimmel, we met that guy. Tom Arnold was on. Football player. What's his face?

Terry Bradshaw. Terry Bradshaw. And Arnold was on. Football player. What's his face? Terry Bradshaw. Bradshaw. And fucking Pink Floyd. Pink Floyd. Dave Gilmore was the musical guest. I got Dark Side of the Moon fucking vinyl signed. Two bubbles. Thank you. That other fucking Nimnod from 70's show.

Ashton Kutcher. That fucker. We met him. But I'm sure we met Fucking David Spade Did we meet Hootie? Hootie From the Blowfish He wasn't on his thing You're fucking up my head

Oh he's Singing country now Bill Murray I met Bill Murray When the fuck did you meet Bill Murray? I met him at Jimmy Kimmel For sure But I might have been just visiting

That time You know what? We met David Spade I'm gonna go out on a limb And say he that time. You know what? We met David Spade. I'm going to go out on a limb and say he was a guest. You know what? Let's call him and ask him. Hey, bud, did we meet you? We don't have his number, Ricky.

Google us on Jimmy Kimmel and see if David Spade was on. John Leguizamo? Leguizamo. He's a good actor, right, that guy? Yes, he is Shawn Michaels Oh, no I was thinking of the singer

This is the wrestler guy Shawn Michaels Shawn Mendez is who I was thinking of WWF guy, Shawn Michaels Yeah Rufus Wainwright Great singer-songwriter And Selena Gomez Selena Gomez, another singer-songwriter and Selena Gomez Selena Gomez another singer-songwriter

so we gonna listen to you I think some fucking Don Henley to start I think let's go on a ripper we all don't have many weekends left in the summer Rufus Wainwright let's listen to him all right maybe a little George Clinton mix it up a little bit George Clinton oh Oh, yeah, it's his birthday too. We're starting with P fun for sure. Let's start with that. Yeah get the party going Gonna tell you pop the mother tell the roof off the mother sucker Yeah, the roof off the sucker tell the roof up the mother to the roof up the mother sucker Yeah, the roof off the sucker boys. You're what the fuck you guys talking about George Clinton try to funkin it up Yeah, he funk. What, you're... What the fuck are you guys talking about? George Clinton. We're funking it up, man. P-funk. What are you trying to do?

Flashlight! We're trying to have this Kimmel shit, man. Oh. You know what? I don't give a fuck who we met. We met David Spade. I don't care, man. I really don't give a fuck. We met him. Sure we did. Happy birthday, David Spade. Was he funny? We didn't hang out. We just said hi.

Nice to meet you, Mr. Spade. And you made some joke about hearts and diamonds and clubs. Oh, yeah. I think we did meet him. I asked him where his friends were from the other suits. Right. Ricky says, hey, Mr. Spade, where's

your cousin Johnny Clubs and Ronnie Diamonds or whatever it was? Rebecca Hurst. All right, well, it's Friday. I'm going to go start getting drunk right now. Every weekend. What do you mean?

You've been drinking all night and morning. Yeah, but I'm going to take her up a notch because it is the weekend and we don't have many left of this summer, so let's give her. Okay. All right. Everybody have fun. Liquor people unite so let's give her. Okay. All right. Everybody have fun. Liquor people unite.

Summer's almost over, everybody. It's time to take her up a notch. To watch the video of Park After Dark, go to swear-not.com or go to the Trailer Park Boys' SwearNet app.