Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 9 - Ricky's Brain Works In Mysterious Ways

Episode Date: July 22, 2024

Well, slap our balls and call us Sally! The Boys have been getting f**ked up in Calgary, raging on a plane, and learning Spanish swears. Bubbles also tries to break Ricky's brain with a word challenge! Plus: What's with all these f**kin' CUCUMBERS??!

To watch the video perk after Derek, go to swear nut dot com or go to the Trailer Prep Boys SwearNet app. I am now at about 99.99% sure. Simulation, that's all I'm gonna say about it. Ones and zeros, baby. Ones and zeros. See, we're done. We're all ones and zeros. We gotta stop. You're fucking freaking us out a bit, Bubs.

Well, let's leave it at that then. I'm not gonna use the word 100%, but 99.99% sure that I... So when they flick the switch and turn it off one day, we're not gonna feel anything, right? No, no. We're just... No, no, you'll just, you'll just vaporize. So we're not like a spirit or anything that people say we are? No, that's all, that's all ones and zeros too, bud. Oh, fuck.

Explains everything. All right. Are we going to do this? All right, let's get it going. Ricky doesn't like this talk. It hurts his brain. Sure does. Confuses me. Scares talk. It hurts his brain. Sure does. It confuses me.

It scares me. Freaks me out. Yeah, well. All right, let's do this. Welcome to Perk After Dark. All right, you're going to... Dark. He glitched. He glitched.

That was a glitch, man. It is July the 19th already. Summer's fucking half over. Is it really? July the 19th today? It sucks. It's going so fast again. Slap my balls and call me Sally. It's July 19th. Give me your balls.

It's a figure of speech, Ricky. Figure of what? Speech that comes out of your word hole. A figure? Figure. A figure of speech. All right, so we were in Calgary last weekend. your word hole. A figure? Figure. A figure of speech. Like that. All right, so we were

in Calgary last weekend. We did a live show Saturday night. It was fucking... Spectacular crowd. It was a fun time. It was a little far place to go.

How many... How much drugs did you throw into the audience? A lot. A lot. I don't know. I just had a good buzz on.

I felt like being a weed fairy. For the people that didn't see the pictures online, can we put up a picture of the two garbage bags of weed we got? Yeah, that was just crazy. Look at that.

That was the most weed ever. We were given two full-size industrial black garbage bags. And? Of weed. And? And. That's just the start of it. Now put up the picture of the super joint.

37 gram fucking joint. That's just a flower. Yeah. 37 grams of flour. Five grams of hash. Five grams of shatter. And two grams of oil. Oil.

There's oil. Yeah, there's a lot of oil. And. That's not it. Oh, the two Ziploc bags that pre-rolled joints that he was throwing out to the crowd.

That was awesome, man. Joint fair. That was awesome. I'd like to do that as a full-time job. You were like a fucking Stone Gandhi or something. He was.

He was like a baked wizard. Like a Greek god. I had a fucking fantastic night. Great buzz on yeah I was

oh and they gave us a couple of bags of mushrooms oh I forgot about those that you ate a bunch of yeah that made the night interesting and the plane ride

the next day the next morning oh I watched you two mushroom things I was and then 15 it was 15 minutes later

you said oh they're not working I'm gonna take more see then 15, it was 15 minutes later, he said, oh, they're not working, I'm gonna take more. See, that's his fault. You gotta wait more than 15 minutes, bud. Yeah.

It was turning into Ricky. Then they all kicked in. Well, it was such a good time, man. We were fucked on the plane coming home. Yeah, man. Like, I was asleep on my tray.

It was bad, man. The poor guy that was sitting in between us, we were sitting each in this poor fucking, that guy was tall, man. I hate sitting next to him. He was weird. He was a weird motherfucker, man. He was that...

He could be watching this, boys. I don't give a fuck. He was doing stuff like blowing his nose, right, into a Kleenex. And he was making the most of the middle seat. But he would take the Kleenex after blowing it and take it out and put it down in front of him and fold it. With the snots on it. Yes, and then when he'd do it again, takes it out,

starts ramming his finger up his nose with the Kleenex, puts it down on the thing, and I'm looking at him going, buddy, I'm going to fucking burp all over your sick fucking face. Like, put it away, do it in the bathroom. You fucking Sam Squanch. Yeah, he was an odd. There's not too many times I want to actually knock somebody out on a plane. That was one of them.

You weren't in business class. No, man. I was up in business class. I thought you'd get in business class. I just sweet-talked the lady. I got on and I said, how are you today, madam? Bubbs, we could barely fucking talk when we got on the plane, okay? There was no sweet-talking happening.

It was not good. And I just said, she said, I know who you are. You're on the TV. I said, yeah, I am. These seats are awful nice. Anybody sitting in that one? She goes, well, you are now. Sweet Pea, she called me.

Sweet Pea. Sweet Pea. And then she gave me free liquor the whole way home. I got a. Oh, I thought, okay, booze. Booze, yeah. Okay, I was thinking of something else. What? Liquor, I said. Oh, I thought... Okay, booze. Booze, huh? Okay, I was thinking of something else. What?

Lickerize that. Oh, yeah. I thought you were saying two words, not one. No. Joey and liquor. I made a mistake. My brain's a little foggy right now. She gave me an extra dinner.

I got to have both the dinners. Mile High Club. The... Mile High Club. No, there was nothing like that but I had a nice tenderloin from Chef Javier Mejia, whatever his name is, signature dish. Got one of those and I got the chicken saffron or whatever it was. Back in the day the penthouse forum fucking articles you'd read. Yes. That sounds like it could have started off as that.

You know what I mean? No. What am I going to do? Do some, where am I going to do that at? Bathroom. The fucking bathroom. Everybody bangs in the bathroom, bubs. You can't bang in an airplane.

Yes, you can. People do it all the time. But I was up, you know what I was in? Those big pod things where you lay right down. I had a TV that fucking big. You put the blanket over the pod so you have a little tent. Then you fucking boom. You're all set.

Oh, I'm sure one of the stardust is going to climb right in there. A love cave. Oh, I'm just saying. It sounds like a love cave. It's into a love cave. You know, use your imagination, bubs. Boys, I'm fucked. I'm not. Like, how do you get colds in the fucking summer, man?

I don't know. Just talking to too many people that's what it was right shaking hands and sweating and strippers people out there this is another thing if you're shaking hands with somebody wipe your fucking mitts off before you shake somebody's hands please we don't want your phone i don't think i don't think people that have just go like this but i think people that have swampy fucking hands they don't think people that have... Just go like this. But I think people that have swampy fucking hands, they don't realize it. They must not. Because they come up and they grab your hand and it's just like they dunked it in a fucking bucket of snot.

Yeah. Come on, guys. It's awful. And then you feel, you know, then you take the hand stuff and you start doing that and they're looking at you like, you fucking arsehole. You think I've got a fucking disease or something? No, you've got fucking sweaty hands. Come on. You've got sweat and it could be ball sweat on your hand.

It could be. They could have just said a piss. I'm not going to get all fucking Howie Mandel on you, man, but it's fucking gross what's on your hands out there. Is Howie Mandel pissed on you? No, he's just a germaphobe, man. Is he? Yes. You knew that. You don't shake Howie's hand, man. Is he? Yes, you knew that.

You don't shake Howie's hand, man. I shook his hand. I did too. He didn't like it, though. I kissed the back of it. Did you? Why don't you kiss him? Howie Mandel! What? When I met him, I said, Mr. Mandel, and I took his hand and I gave it to him. Where'd you guys meet him? I didn't meet him. Or did I?

Was I drunk? Yes, you met him. When was that? Some press thing, wasn't it? Or did I? Was I drunk? Yes, you met him. When was that? Some press thing, wasn't it? Yes, boy. Was I drunk? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

I got to slow down, boys. No. Hear about the clown in Pennsylvania? No. The amazing Franco? I hate fucking clowns. He got busted on prostitution charges. He's trying to do some extras.

He's a clown. How many strange women? Okay. Is it men and women? He was offered to perform sexual acts without a condom for $100 an hour. On who? It didn't say. An hour.

$100 an hour. Jeez, bud. He must have a big fucking big horn on him. Big clown horn. Who the fuck wants to bang a clown? That's what I want to know. If it says no condom, I don't imagine it's him wearing the condom. Ah, right.

Good point, Ricky. That dirty fucking clown. Somebody wants to bang a clown oh my god that's kind of kind of weird the undercover officer you know what the sexual acts without a condom here i am somebody wanted to bear raw dog a clown you know what's fucked up i'm on this site over here right yeah and the window pops up and look an ad and get look at the ad look what it says what's it say right there where i can't i can't see it oh man what did it say it was like am i gay test what site are you on it's not a site man this is like a no but that's called targeted

advertising no it's not oh yes there's an This is like a... No, but that's called targeted advertising. No, it's not, man. Oh, yes. There's an algorithm that knows what you're interested in. Why are you using this fucking... Why would you need a test? Well, because, Ricky, you remember you thought you were gay years ago. You did. All right.

Good point. It's okay, though, man, if you were. It's because you guys put it in my head. Well, no, you didn't think you were, but you just were questioning your logic. Remember? No. I mean, back in, I'm talking 25 years ago here.

Yeah, that was a long time ago. Back in the dizzy. Back in the dizzy. It was shark week, too, boys. Holy fuck. I watched a lot of shark programming. Look, the Meg. This must have been a Megadon. He got a fucking cow in his mouth. Oh, you know what? So they've got a fucking shark crew here in Nova Scotia, right?

They're fucking studying those sharks. There's a lot of sharks coming to Nova Scotia, man. They're great white sharks. Great white. And they've got cages. You can actually, I think, go out and fucking check them out. They have them now because, no, because a Megadon might come out and eat the whole cage. No, because a megalodon might come out and eat the whole cage.

I don't put myself in situations where I might get eaten by a gigantic animal. Yeah. If I don't need to, then I don't do it. Because, you know what? They could jump out of the air. Well, swim out of the air. And then fucking go down and pop. And you're in the cage with one of these motherfuckers. Or they go up and they bite the chain off.

And then you start sinking. Fuck that. But these guys are like, oh, they're fucking great. I can watch it in VR. It's just as good, pretty much, but there's no chance you're getting bit in VR. True.

That's true, man. I never thought of that. So we're in a simulation and I'm watching a simulation. We're not in a fucking simulation. We are! We don't have the proof. Although, you do see sometimes people have videos of planes that are just up there, man, hovering.

Not doing anything. They're just there. No, that's just optical illusions. Tell people to stop fucking around with us, man. There was a restaurant somewhere in the U.S. And there was a couple blasted. It was a family restaurant. A couple blasted?

What? What did you say? Blasted with what? Yeah, just blasted online, I guess. Oh, I still don't understand you. They were at a family restaurant and the guy decided he wanted to drink a margarita using the funnel off of the lady's butt. What? So I don't know how that works. There was video on it. I couldn't find it. Okay, so what happened? So I don't know how that works. There was video and I couldn't find it. Okay, so what happened? So they're at like a fucking Chuck E. Cheese or something. And Buddy puts a funnel up her arse.

That's what I can understand. How are you using a funnel? Oh, probably through her arse cheeks. Between her arse cheeks. So the funnel goes, and then the funnel catches it and goes into his mouth? I would think the funnel's up here, holes coming down through the cheeks, between the cheeks. The funnel goes, and then the funnel catches it, goes into his mouth, or? I would think the funnel's up here, holes coming down through

the cheeks, between the cheeks. She's holding it. Holding it with her arse cheeks, basically. Pour the fucking liquor in, get down. I mean, unless he was doing it like using the arse cheeks as the funnel. Well, funny you mention that, because after he did the first one, he decided the second one, he wouldn't

use the funnel. Oh, yeah, he was doing it right through. You know what? You know what? The guy's a fucking pervert. You know what he was doing? He was checking out the undercarriage. And he was trying to get some flavors. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

He was trying to add the flavors. His flavor of the undercarriage? He was trying to get some extra flavors added to the liquid if it went through the canal. Perverts, man. Couching things. Taint-flavored vodka. You only do shit like that with your girlfriend or your wife.

They might have been. Yeah, they were just doing it in a family restaurant. Oh. I thought they were doing it at, like, a bar. No, at a family restaurant. Oh, really? With kids in there. Oh, my fuck.

Weird bastards. Weird motherfuckers. family restaurant. Oh, really? With kids in there. Oh, my fuck. Weird bastards. Weird motherfucker. Yeah, that's what he was trying to get, some taint-flavored vodka in his mouth. While checking out the undercarriage. He might have known the undercarriage very well. I'm sure it wasn't the first time that the undercarriage was. Maybe they get, maybe that's their thing they get off on. It's their go-to.

Having a family restaurant, family watch. It's like a fetish. It's obviously something that's not the first. I mean, they brought a funnel to a fucking family restaurant. Yeah, that's fucked up. Well, maybe there was a, you know, like a thing that comes with a funnel. You know what? Probably not.

There's definitely a story to this of what happened before that. There's a bit of history there. I'd like to know it. Yeah, maybe he's so weird he can only get off looking at Jesus' face. Like for this, I wish we had the ability to be able to like, okay, we're going to call this dude right now and talk to him. See, now this is what I'm talking about with a simulation. I want to figure out how to manipulate the code

so that we could just go boop, boop, boop and get the guy on the horn. So you want to be like Keanu Reeves? Oh, I'm going to figure out how to manipulate. You know, if anybody could do it. And you know what? You know how much money you're going to make if you do that? Money? You'll be the richest guy in the world.

Julian, if I can figure out how to manipulate the code, I'll just fucking, we'll have fucking pallets of money. We'll be winning the Super Bowl every year. We'll have pallets of money. Oh, man. We'll figure it out, man. I'm working on it. I'm working on it right now.

I'll fill in for you. I need a couple more drinks. This is a fucking good idea. So I can think clear. Okay, man. I wish we would have had this idea. Bullet vending machines in grocery stores. Oh, come on.

That's not real. Yes, it is. They're not selling bullets out of vending machines, are they? Vending machines. Where? Grocery stores. In the United States? Alabama, Oklahoma, and Texas.

Oh, my fuck. I mean, it is good for people like us because we don't like killing people. You know what I mean? But there's like fucking psychos out there. Well, no. They have like identification scanners and facial recognition. Yeah. But you got to go to the grocery store and pick up bullets.

Milk, eggs, and bullets. You can put bullets on your grocery list. Get me a quart of milk, a loaf of bread, and a stack of butter. And a case of... And a case of hollow points. Hollow points, yeah. Just in case. So I can light somebody up.

It's fucked up, man. I just think there's maybe too many guns. You know what? There's too many fucking psychos out there, man. That's the main problem. Fucked up. It's fucked up, man. I just think there's maybe too many guns. You know what? There's too many fucking psychos out there, man. That's the main problem. Fucked up. Yeah, it's not the gun's fault. Ricky, we're not going to get into a gun debate.

We're not getting into it. People don't want to hear this shit. Okay. Boys, you know what? You know what people want to hear? Meat and chips. Do we have any? No, they don't.

You guys want to learn some fucking, some swearing in Spanish? Yes. All right. I've been meaning to do that. It's on my bucket list. All right. I can't fucking pronounce it. Pina-bama-lay-as.

Guess what that means. Pina-bama-lay-as. Pina-bama-lay-as. Pina-bama-lay-as. It's the cone. Pina-bama-lay-as. This. Pina-bom-a-lay-us. Pina-bom-a-lay-us. Pina-bom-a-lay-us. It's the cone and the leg balls. This is an insult used to call someone naive or stupid. You're like, it's kind of like your thumb is a bird's eye.

Hey, pina-bom-a-lay-us. Pina-bom-a-lay-us. You're a fucking dummy on a pina-bom-a-lay-us. You're a fucking dummy on a pina-bom-a-lay-us. Oh, here's another one. You're a fucking dummy on a pina-bom-a-lay-us. Hey, bom-a-lay-us. Are you Spanish people out there?

I don't know how to fucking pronounce this shit, okay? I can barely pronounce English shit sometimes. All right. Me peridora. The insult is another compound word used by combining badly with perido, given birth. So it's a son of a bitch or a bastard. How do you say it? Me peridora.

Me peridora. Me peridora. I'midora. Mi peridora. I'm close, right? That's not. That's Italiano. Okay, then pendaggola. Pendaggola. Penn and Teller.

Okay, it's something like that since the 1490s. Sean Penn. You know what that is? It means pubic hair, which is weird. You call someone, yeah, you pubic hair, but it kind of means you're a coward or an idiot. Or a cock face. There's a lot of fucking words. What? A cock face. call someone, yeah, you pubic Arab, it kind of means you're a coward or an idiot. Or a cock face. What the fuck are those fucking words?

What? A cock face. Cock face, yeah. Fuck off, you bag of pubes. That's pretty awful to call somebody. He Joe de la me putas. Okay. This is an insult.

This is a mama job. That means suck my dits, doesn't it? It means a son of a thousand whores, which is... Wow. Yeah, that's a... Son of a thousand whores. It's their fucking version. So how would all the whores get together and... Make one baby.

Yeah. Whoa, this is good. Pole on vinagre. Chicken on viagra. No, dicks in viagra. Chicken dicks. No, dicks in vinegar. Pickled dicks.

That's a good one. You're a fucking box of pickled dicks. Pole on vinagre.icks and vinegar. Pickled dicks. That's a good one. You're a fucking box of pickled dicks. Pullias on vinagre. Oh, vinegar. Yeah, man. Oh, I thought you said viagra. And then me importo, importo on pepino. You have an important, you have an important.

Me importo on pepino. I don't give a damn. You have an important penis. I care, I care. I care a cucumber. It could be important penis, which would mean big dick. It means I don't give a damn, man. Which is like, I care. They have terrible swearing.

They're fucking, like, where's fucking grace? It's just lame. How do you say, go fucking suck my nuts? Cue to fully unpes. It means, uh, oh pez. It means... Oh, fuck. It means you're a stupid rascal. There's a good one.

I hope you get fucked by a fish. Go fuck yourself. All right. So, queue de... I hope you get fucked by a fish. Queue de folie un pez. I'm going to start using that, except in English. I hope you get fucked by a fish.

I hope you get fucked by... And fuck you is queued to the... I hope you get thrown fucked by a gorilla. That's it, man. I can't turn my hand under this. I hope you get thrown fucked by a silverback. Did you see the bicycle, the peddling poodle on the left? I hate fucking poodles, man.

It's pretty good. Poodles like noodles. Don't see any cats doing any bicycling, do you? Yeah, don't. Why is that? Because they're is that? You see cats. Are you kidding me? Cats can ride bikes basically in day one. Bullshit.

Did you see the AI that made the cat running out of the fish market carrying the fish? No. Google it. It's in slow motion. There's a cat running. He's carrying a great big salmon, and the store owner's chasing him through the fish market. That's awesome.

It's fantastic. I watched the book 475 times. Do you see it? To voy a dar un gelata. Did you find it? It means I'm going to slap you in the face. I'm going to give you a cookie. How does that happen? I'm going to give you a cookie. It means I'm going to slap you in the face. I'm going to give you a cookie. How does that happen?

I'm going to give you a cookie means I'm going to slap you in the face. Mickey, I just thought of something. Did you ever shove your wiener in the shark's mouth? I don't remember. Smell it. Smell. Come on. Give it a smell, boys.

All right. What is the fish? Fish. No, cat. No. Cat running with fish. Cat. AI.

Running with... Fuck. With fish. It's like just off one of the new AIs, like the Sora or the new Jan. Julian, there's someone in China you need to go see. Her name is QQ. She's hot. Is she?

I've already talked to her. Okay. Oh, there's only one QQ in China, I'm sure. No, no. She's the. Is she? I've already talked to her. Okay. Well. No, there's only one QQ in China, I'm sure. No, no. She's the love master? She is the love master and she's very big, pretty woman. Okay.

I figured that you would know about this. She is the mad, whoa. Bubz, this is kind of fucking. She teaches women how to marry rich men, but I'm sure she can teach you how to marry a rich woman. Is that him? It's him. He's carrying a, how the fuck is he?

Look, everybody's screaming. What's going on here? Is it video? It's not a video, man. No, no, it's a video of a cat running with a fish through a fish market. Just a second here. And the fishmonger's chasing him. But it's great video. So how much does QQ charge, you know? She was going to help me out for free.

Wow. What does she do? Like a pen pal. Is she a prostitute? She teaches women how to marry rich men, but she said she could teach him how to marry a rich woman. Yep. And she knows what she's talking about. Hmm. QQ. I can't believe you're already on this.

What's QQ? Is that short for cucumber? Duh, I didn't get into it with her, but that's her name, man. I guess that would be QQ. She's pretty famous. She's making lots of fucking money. I bet she is. If your name was Cucumber, what would your nickname be? Would it be QQ or QQ? Cucumber. Cucumber.

Anyway, I'm not, the thing is, I'm not going to get her advice. She's rich. I'm going to try to have her as like, you know. Oh, you're trying to marry. She's going to teach you how to marry a rich woman and then you're going to turn it around and use it on her. Didn't you have a friend the cucumber he's cucumber come bear who come bears a good dude man who who come bear who come bear come bear actually left a message on my phone when I was on there I didn't

realize that his name actually made cucumber. Who the fuck is Cucumber? Does that mean he's got a big hog on him? No, man. He just said, we're sitting around. Yeah, how did you meet a guy named Cucumber? He had like a cucumber sandwich. I was like, what do you got for lunch or something? I don't know how it came up, but he was like, a cucumber sandwich. I was like, what?

He's got a cucumber sandwich. A cucumber. A buddy of mine was there. Cucumber? What the fuck's a cucumber? He's like, a cucumber. It's like a cucumber. So now he's the Cucumber. It's like, Cucumber. I was like, Cucumber. So now he's the Cucumber.

It's a good nickname, man. And you still know him? Yes. So you know a guy... Whose nickname is Cucumber. Is Cucumber. Yeah. He left a message, and he didn't even say it.

What other man friends do you have with nicknames, Julian? Bob, this was fucking high school, man. Don't get into that. No, so you've had a long relationship with him. I had a long friendship. Fucking Jesus, you can't say nothing, man. Long term, eh? Turned you twisting it around.

I used to have a Jeep, and it was, like, lowered. Yeah, it was cool, man. Which is a hard thing to do with a Jeep, I think, but he was the only one that had one. That's funny, because you love Jeeps, too. Shut up, Pops. Please. Cucumber.

It's going to come over and take down your, pull down your pantaloons. Get the cat running video. All right, man. I can't wait to fucking see this fucking piece of shit. I'm sure everyone's loving this. We're just watching a fucking video. No, they're going to. If you can put it out, that's him.

But where's the video? What about fucking people just listening? It looks like it's just a bunch of shots here. No, no. Jesus, Murphy. Can you? He's picked up a dude. He's got a fish.

He has a dude. Here, you guys keep talking. I'm gonna. And the fish have tits. What is that, Bob? What are you showing me? AI video of fish. Oh, for fuck's sakes.

I fucked that up. I don't know about this, Bubbs. AI video of cat running with fish in the fish market. Look. Look at this guy. That's not... I'm not impressed, man. Look at the fish.

The fish actually have breasts. Fucking weird, bud. No, this isn't... You tracked the fish all of a sudden? This isn't it. Jesus Christ. Let's just see who got burnt on this fucking day, July 19th. Let's see who got burnt.

Samuel Colt. We were talking about guns. He fucking invented a pretty good one. Samuel Colt. Brian May from fucking. Queen. We can crank some of that shit tonight. He's an astrophysicist, boys.

Did you guys know that I had an uncle? I've never met him before. No. But I had an uncle that was best friends with Mr. Glock. Who? Oh, yeah. Mr. Glock. He was best friends with the guy that fucking...

Glock. Glock Guns. The guy that invented the Glock? Yeah. That was his best friend. Sure his name wasn't Mr. Cock. Could have been. Maybe I just heard him wrong.

Glock Cock. Adam McGuigan. He's a good Canadian director. He's Canadian. It says Canadian director, but it says he was born in Egypt, Cairo. Weird. Vitaly Klitschko. Good boxer. Yeah, I used to like him

yeah man didn't we see him fight yes that's what we did it was a fucking shit that fight was fixed we saw him fight at Madison Square Garden

Madison Square Garden the most boring fucking fight heavyweight championship in the world and it was terrible yeah fixed

it was fixed 100% it went the distance. There was hardly a punch. Nobody got punched and it was a 12-round boxing match. Dancing around. That's all they were doing.

That other fucking fight, the kid from Montreal beat the fuck out of the other guy and he lost the fight decision. It was fixed, man. Oh, yeah, right. He pounded the piss, fucked the teeth right out of the guy's head

and then he went to a draw. It's like, what do you mean? The other guy didn't even hit him yeah that sucks man benedict come cumber patch cumber cucumber patch cumber pence benedict cuckoo cumber patch cumber patch yeah that's the he's like that english actor i thought it was was Cumberbatch. So did I. No, Benedict Cumberbatch. What a fucked up name that is. Cumberbatch, not patch. It says patch.

Cumberbatch. Benedict. Is it Benedict? Yeah. Like the eggs? He's like an egg. He's eggs, Benedict Cucumberpatch. He's like eggs with a bunch of cucumbers on them.

An upside down B makes a P sound, right? What? Ricky, what are you talking about? What the fuck? Yes, it's a P. Is that upside? Oh, fuck, man. How do you pronounce Benedict Cumberbatch's name?

Here. Oh, my God. Benedict Cumberbatch. Cumberbatch? Was it Cumberbatch or Batch? Cumberbatch. Cumberbatch. That's how you say it, I guess.

Benedict Cumberbatch. Benedict Cumberbatch, just like I suspected. Died. Cumberbatch with a P. Oh, this is him saying his own name. Oh, no way. Why don't you fucking do it? Is that AI?

No, it's not AI. Just wait. Here he is. Hi, I'm Benedict Cumberbatch. Hi, I'm Benedict Cumberbatch. Hi, I'm Benedict Cumberbatch. Hi, I'm Benedict Cumberbatch. Do you think he's getting banged?

Benedict Cumberbatch? Yes. He's got lots of money, doesn't he? He's rich as fuck. He's a handsome lad and he can act like a motherfucker. He's going to have one of QQ's ladies coming after him then. Benedict Cumberbatch. Why is this? He's the only one in the world where the pee makes bees out?

Who put a pee in it? It's a typo. Oh, okay. It's a typo. People make mistakes. Fuck. Jesus Christ. it's a typo it's a typo people make mistakes fuck Jesus Christ someone doesn't realize

how bad something like that can fuck up your brain and the whole alphabet I know it's not fair look at me I'm confused

I thought the peas were making bee sounds and which confuses us boys it all depends on the way man my fucking edibles kicked in

I'm fucked yeah but that's why emails can fuck you up or text messages because you can't tell which word is emphasized. That's right. You don't want to get into a fight with your girlfriend on text. An argument. Here's a perfect example I saw.

You want to see it or hear it? I don't know, man. Imagine this phrase. This phrase can be taken seven or eight different ways can't wait i didn't say she stole my money okay that's the phrase i didn't say she stole my money no no what that's that's just fucking emotion okay all right give it to me i'm talking about the emphasis you put it on each different word, it means a different thing. Watch this.

I didn't say she stole my money. Okay, that means one thing. Okay. I didn't say she stole my money. That means I might have wrote it down. You know you're going to fuck up Ricky's head. Keep going. I didn't say she stole my money.

Yeah. It means something money. Yeah. Means something else. Yeah. I didn't say she stole my money. Yeah, that's right. That means something else. I didn't say she stole my money. Yeah.

Means something else altogether. I didn't say she stole my money. Which is what I did. Could have been my car. That's right. That's what I said. Eight different things right there. I didn't say she stole my money. Which is what I did. Could have been my car. That's right. That's what I said. Eight different things right there. I didn't say she stole my money. Seven different meanings. Just by putting emphasis on each word. So Ricky, how bad did that fuck your brain up? It was easy.

Okay. I knew it before it started. See? Ricky's brain works in mysterious ways, just like Jesus. When Ricky's on edibles, he gets things. Okay. A lot more. All right, you know what's going to happen? He's going to say the same thing to somebody like five different ways now. The same thing. I didn't say she stole my money. Okay.

Another one. Another one. I didn't say she stole my money. She stole your money. All right, we got to get off that. I didn't say she stole my money. Fucking enough. I implied it.

Isn't it a long weekend? This is for us. It's always a super for us It's always a super weekend member dawn used to say that it's always a super weekend He used to say every day is a weekend and every weekend is a super week. All right I say what dawn you say we go to work your story. Yeah, let's get some booze Hopefully that fucking guy the thick glasses. I can't see fuck all will be working there because it's real easy to get booze. All right, everybody get drunk tonight. Have fun with your friends. We're out of here. What guy with that glass?

The guy, the fucking idiot that works down at the LC, man. You thought you were talking about him, man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You're cool. His glass is almost as... He just can't see. All right. Get drunk. To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to swearnet.com or download the Swearnet Trailer Park Boys app.

Fuck off.