Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 9 - Ricky's Shark Week

Episode Date: July 26, 2021

Ricky's addicted to Shark Week and has some awesome facts about his favourite sea creatures! But could you get one to lick ya? Also: Bag surgery, dumb criminals, and why Randy's pants are coming off!

How's it going? Well, I'm feeling pretty good. How are you feeling, bubs? You look fucked up, man. You look fucked. Yeah. What's wrong, man? What?

Oh, here we go. Okay, welcome to the perks. No, the perk. After the darks. No, it's not plural, man. Darks. It's perk after dark. No S. You could put an Ss. It's perk after dark. No S.

You could put an S on it. Perk after darks? After it goes darks. Then it's lights. Oh, come on, boss. What are you fucking... You're high, man. You know what you're talking about.

But if you're going to turn on the lights, why doesn't it go darks? Because the lights are still fucking on. No, but you call them lights. Daylights. If there's multiple lights, you call them lights. You call them lights. Daylights. If there's multiple lights, you call them lights. You call it daylight. Daylights. See, now you're getting into a stone

fucking debate here. I gotta drink myself back down. Drink some booze, man. You're talking like a fucking idiot. Alright. What's going on, boys? I used some of your muscle cream. I don't have muscle cream.

The shimmer? Yeah, your muscle shimmer. I used some of it. The muscle shimmer. What the fuck is that? It's the glaze. I used some of your muscle glaze. I don't own muscle fucking glaze.

It's this man. I had it. Well, I had me all glazed up yesterday. Oh, really? Looked like a glazed donut. Were you trying to get a tan? What were you doing? No, I just wanted to see what it looked like on my puny little muscles. What did it look like? Not great.

All right, well. So you were pretty hard earlier this week when Jeff Peso's fucking launched in his little original... Yes, he went out there, yeah. He's an astronaut now, technically, even though he didn't, you know, go into orbit, but he still meet the criteria to be considered an astronaut. I heard they said, okay, it costs 250 grand per person to get the fuck up to that part of space.

Just like get into there. It only lasted like five minutes, didn't it? But if you really wanted to go to space, they said it would probably cost you 12 million bucks. Yeah, I mean, there's a big difference between what they did and going into orbit. Two totally different things. So that young fuck, his dad just gave him that for a graduation gift or some shit? Did he? I don't know. What a fucking spoiled kid,

eh? But I guess it's better than It's better than buying crack. Better than buying him some crack or some hookers or something for his birthday. Same thing. Same thing. Crack and hookers. That's two different things. You're talking about the crack.

Okay, I got you. The crack. Oh, speaking of cracks, did you see Randy? Oh, man. What do you mean? He saw Randy's crack? Well, he lost his belt. He doesn't have a belt.

He lost it, and you know how he's losing a bit of girth? Yeah. He was walking in the park, mowing the lawn and then he hit a stump or something and he leaned over to fix the mower. Pants right down. And you were sitting there watching him mowing the lawn? No, I was walking. I was going by on my go-kart and I looked up and his fucking hairy arse was right there. What a look, did you like it? Is it one of those things you just can't take your eye off because it's such a fucking weird animal?

Kind of. Like an accident scene. Kind of. It was kind of like a horrific. Like seeing the Wolverine in the park. Yeah. Did you feel any tingly sensations when you checked out his car? No, I didn't.

All right, that's a good thing. You had no desire to put anything? No, I did not. It looked like a sailor with his eye gouged out. You didn't want All right, that's a good thing. You had no desire to put anything? No, I did not. It looked like a sailor with his eye gouged out. You didn't want to go over and touch it? Looked like an old sea captain with his eye gouged out looking at me. Covered in hair. Covered in hair.

Oh, fuck. Stink lines were coming off it, too. He moved me once, and I've got to say, I've never, ever seen an ass more hairy. With little pieces of fucking toilet paper and shit knotted in his... Oh, I didn't get in that close. What were you doing in that close? That's what he said. He told me he was fucked up, and he's the one that fucking saw him.

I didn't. What were you doing in that range, Ricky? I didn't know. He said it was toilet paper. I just saw these little white cartridges. Cartridges? I don't know. Not said it was toilet paper. I just saw these little white cartridges. Cartridges? I don't know. Not cartridges.

Balls. That's the wrong word. Cartridges. Little Atari cartridges. Randy needs to fucking, he needs to save up to get a bidet. That's what he needs. He needs a pressure washer. Or a pressure washer.

Oh, can you imagine pressure washing Randy's hall? What a torture. I would volunteer for that job. One of the gas-powered ones. Just take everything off. First layer of skin. You'd have to wear goggles, though, Ricky, for the back spray. Can you imagine fucking hair coming at you?

Wet hair. Wet toilet paper balls. Slap me in the face. Jesus. What are we talking about? What are we talking about? What are we talking about? Randy's ass, man. I don't know what the fuck you're bringing his ass up for.

Crack. Crack. We were talking about crack. Well, it's been shark week and I've been staying up. Man, I'm addicted to this shark shit. It's a fucking fascination. Yeah? Yeah, it is, man.

Yeah. What are you learning? Well, there's some fucking unusual ones. I mean, they're extinct now. But the Shastasaurus was the largest known marine reptile. It was 90 fucking feet long. Shaftasaurus? Shasta, I think.

Oh. Shasta. I thought you said Shaftasaurus, and that would make sense that he was 90 feet long and tubular. 90 fucking feet. That's a big dinosaur. There's no teeth, though, so he wouldn't eat you. He'd only fed on squid. What, he'd just suck them in like he's eating pasta?

I'm going to freak you out. I wonder, could he lick you? Maybe. Do they have tongues? They've got to have tongues. He must have had a tongue. I bet you it would feel nice to get licked by a 90-foot shastasaurus. It wouldn't feel good to get licked by this guy.

An Adestus, 21 feet long is about the average, but their mouth was like scissors. Just one row of teeth, top and bottom. Oh. Fuck, man. That'd fuck you up bad. Scissor jaw. Cut your arm right off.

Edward Scissor Jaw. So he didn't have like roses? That's what they used to call your mother. Edward Scissor Jaw. And the Megalodon. We all know about that fucking scary fucking thing. Up to 67 feet long.

67, so this other thing was 90. Teeth the size of your palm or your hand. That's a big fucking tooth gouging in your ass. Yeah, I would take care of business. They go right for the ass. They do?

I'm not sure. They don't know for sure. That's what one fellow was thinking. Why would a megalodon aim for your ass? He could just floss his teeth with you. He wouldn't be aiming for your ass. It's going for the smell, man. That's why.

They like the smell of ass. But some of these fucking sharks that are still alive, I didn't even know about some of these. Do you know about the Greenland shark? No, man. It's a fucking weird one. They can get up to 20 feet, 21 feet long. Why are they called Greenland?

Are they from? They live in fucking freezing water at depths of up to like 7,200 feet. And they get built-in antifreeze so they don't freeze to death. Ooh. I'd like to have built-in antifreeze. But they live to be 250 to 500 years old. Bullshit. That's fucking crazy. That is. Bullshit, man.

An old fucking shark right there. I wish I was a Greenland shark. He'd be very wise. Would he or no? I guess he wouldn't. He's 7,200 feet below, man. He doesn't know what the fuck's going on. No. You know what's cool, though? He doesn't know what the fuck's going on. No. You know what's cool, though?

He doesn't know that there's a world above him. How do you know he doesn't come up? Oh, so he's a land shark. Oh, come up and breach the water. Well, he doesn't, I mean, he hasn't spent time up here. He's not been to a hotel. Of course he hasn't been to a fucking hotel, Bubbs. Have you ever heard of a mega-mouth shark?

That kind of reminds me of Tammy's. Oh, man. Mega-mouths for the mega-bucks. They're like 19 feet long, but they've got these fucking huge mouths. What was it? Mega-mouth shark. They've got these huge mouths

and big fucking fat lips. They're fucking weird. Tammy. They're weird looking. Just like old Tammy. Your dad must have had some fun with her, though, man. I'm serious. Those were some pretty big lips.

Yeah. Mudsucker. Big mudsucker Tammy. What? I got nothing. I know, man. You know it's true. Just concentrating on my sharks. I like shark. I know, man. You know it's true. Just concentrating on my sharks.

I like shark week, too, boys. We all know the hammerhead shark, but I did not know this. The fucking thing can see 360 degrees vertically. No fucking way. That's kind of cool. Well, 360 degrees is... I don't think you need the vertically part. Well, it's just you can see if you're above it or below it.

Yeah, well, did you see that video of the two girls out on the beach? She was just floating around like this. Hammerhead comes right underneath her. And Buddy was up at the hotel looking down, videotaping it. And did it bite her? No, it didn't fucking do anything. It kind of swam underneath and went by. But then it came back and you're like, okay,

there's going to be some fucking, some ladies getting eaten here right now. But no. A hammerhead went under me one time, too. Come on, where? I can't remember. What do you mean? You can't remember. There was a 20 or 30 foot hammerhead went right underneath me.

What, out in the Halifax Harbor? No, it was somewhere else. Somewhere warm, I can't remember. You've never been to any place fucking warm, man. Yes, I have. That was a goblin shark. 125 million years old. One shark.

That's how long they've been around. Oh, I thought you meant one particular shark. They got these things called snatching jaws. You know those little parody things that you can blow and they roll out? Yeah. They got jaws that go whoosh. Yeah, he's still describing her. Timmy. Describing who, the shark? Oh her. Yeah. Tammy.

Describing who, the shark? Oh, fuck off! Your mom, man. Jesus. She didn't have fucking snatching jaws. Every time it's shark week, man, it reminds me of your mom. Can't fucking help it. Jesus Christ.

Oh, she was a nice lady. She was very, well. These wobblegong shark, they're a weird one. They look like a fucking shag carpet. I've never seen anything like it. Bull fucking shit. A shaggy shark. Yep.

I'll have to show a picture of one of those because they are fucked looking. What the fuck? And last but not least, the viper dogfish. Only 18 inches long. The teeth are like little fucking needles. Oh, they look like little vicious guns. And they're bioluminescent, whatever that means. You ever heard of a knob shark?

No. What's that? It's in your bathtub. What? What are you talking about? Don't know. No idea. I was looking at the, I think it was your smart box,

and I tried to search something about sharks. For some reason, this came up about an Australian man that castrated two volunteers in illegal surgery in his backyard. Jesus Murphy. He did what? He castrated who? A couple volunteers.

Who was volunteering to get castrated? I guess they didn't like, they weren't happy with the equipment they had and they wanted to get rid of it. Jesus. It was going to cost a lot of money, so this guy did it. Did they die? There was some complications. That's how he got arrested, I guess. And it was easy to prosecute him because he saved the penis and the balls.

Oh, you take the wiener off too, do you, in that procedure? I think one of them was just balls and one of them was wiener and balls. Jesus Murphy. They took the wiener and the balls away. And I think there was one guy was like in the 60s but the other guy was younger and he was quite pleased he was happy with the surgery. So I guess it has a happy ending. What would he do once it was off what did he do just stitch her up? I didn't really see. Just like look like an old seam on a catcher's mitt, wouldn't it? I didn't watch the video. What's he gonna do for pissing?

Yeah, how's he gonna piss? Does he have a straw stuck up there? There must be a solution somehow. It's just not, right? You gotta, if you're gonna do that, you gotta do it with the people that know, you know, how to put everything where it's supposed to be. You can't just go to some guy's backyard. I wonder how he knew how to do it. Probably YouTube videos. There's everything on YouTube. Everybody watches tutorials now.

Childbirth, everything. Fix a car. So you think you could set up a clinic? Ricky, we're not setting up a clinic. We're task-tra training people, man. You stitched my balls back together. Yeah, but that was an emergency. I tried to get you to go, you know, get it done properly. I was just trying to keep everything in your sack. I'd like to know how much they paid him, because it could be good to make some money. Ricky, no way.

If people want it done, and they can't afford to have it done, then you're making them happy and you're making our bank account. No, because then you'll get cocky and think you can do army amputations and the whole thing. How much do you think someone will pay to get castrated? Seriously. I don't know. A thousand bucks?

Two thousand? Ten? I don't have a clue. I never, never crossed my mind. Actually, it might be worth it, Bubz. To be honest, never crossed my mind. This would freak you the fuck out. This couple, they went into the bedroom and they saw this little thing on the carpet.

They thought it was like a piece of lint and they went to pick it up and it moved. It was a little baby snake. They found a mother and 17 baby snakes underneath their bed. Fuck that. That would freak me the fuck out. Where were they living? Georgia. Oh, Jesus, Murphy.

So they could have been poisonous. I don't think they were, but they could have been, yeah. That would have fucked. Not a big snake guy, I've got to say. Fucking 17 little cocksuckers crawling around under my bed would freak me the fuck out. Yeah, that wouldn't be good. Surgical castration, $7,000 fucking dollars. Yeah, but that's...

Is that the cock and balls or just the balls? I'm guessing it's probably the cock and balls. But it could be just the cock, so he... That's pretty cheap. Even tend to get both of them taken care of. But, no. But it could be just the cocks, so he... That's pretty cheap. Even tend to get both of them taken care of. But, no. You're not doing this.

No, you're doing it. Oh, I ain't tell you. I am not doing that. You stitch up his nuts. It's basically the same thing, except you're just hacking it. One good hack. No. Make sure the tubes are out for the pissing and shit. No.

And then you're done. Not doing it. No chance. Throw some alcohol on it. Make sure it doesn't get infected. No. And then you're done. Not doing it. No chance. Throw some alcohol on it, make sure it doesn't get infected. No. I'm not doing it. What about just the balls?

Then you don't have to worry about the pissing and stuff. No. Not doing it. 55 to 300 bucks to neuter your pet. I'm not, no. 7,000, 10 grand sounds a lot fucking better to me. No sirree, Bob. There's easier ways to make money.

I'll stick to hauling, chopping cards. Oh, no, man. Seems like a no-brainer to me, bubs. Did you see that Burger King down

in Nebraska where all the fucking staff quit at the same time they put up on the sign? We all quit. Why?

We all quit for the inconvenience because I guess the conditions were fucked and the manager was an asshole. They're like, no. We're good, man. Where'd they put the sign at?

Right on the main Burger King sign. It said, we all quit. Sorry for the inconvenience. But you know how fast it is to get people to fucking come in and work at Burger King? They were having problems. They fucking were understaffed. They said the manager was a dick and there was no air conditioning. They were fucking pissed off.

Sounded like a horrible place to work. Hungry Jack. That's a good place to eat, man. That's Burger King. Is it? Hungry Jack, remember? In Australia. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hungry Jack's what they call Burger King in Australia. Because there was already a Burger King, wasn't there? I think so. It could be nice to go back down there, but that fucking 33-hour, whatever it was, flight. That flight was fucked. Yeah. That takes years off your life, man. It's got to.

Especially the way we went. Yeah. Because we flew from Toronto to China. Yeah. That was fucked. And then we got off that and headed out. How long was that? 14 hours?

And then we got off. We had to get another 12-hour flight after that. I can't believe I didn't eat, man, because the food was fucked. Well, from China to Australia, we flew Air China. And I, to this day, have no idea what that food was. I drank beer. I drank beer the entire flight. It was some sort of rice with this brown, black glob of something.

It was fish eggs. It was squid ink. It was fish eggs or something in front of the- Squid ink. It was squid ink. In the middle of the bun. It was fucking- I thought it was like a donut. No, that was a dim sum. And my knees were pressed up against the fucking seat in front of me for 12 seconds.

I couldn't walk. The seats are, but I liked the camera on the bottom of the plane. That was cool. So I had a hell of a time trying to give back the food because they they didn't understand me it's like you got to take it away they were just in awe of your muscles because they'd never seen anything like it give me a beer get this out of my face anyway the woman that was next to me noticed i wasn't eating so she was packed up a little fucking tray of food for me from her food and put it on my tray and i'm like going lady i can't fucking eat this and she's like yeah i was like i can't fucking eat it i'm drinking so you were swearing

at her she was trying to be nice it's no offense but i can't fucking eat this stuff i don't know what it is then she fell asleep on my shoulder oh that's adorable no No, it wasn't, man. It sucked. Remember that big 400 pound drunk cocksucker fell asleep and went right into my lap. I had to ring the buzzer. That wasn't on that flight, but a different flight. I rang the buzzer and the store just come up and I just went like that. She thought the guy was blowing you or something. Oh, he was face down in my lap, snoring. About 400 pounds.

Well, you should have. So she poked him, and he woke up when she poked him, and then he was pissed off at me for getting woken up. You should have said, you're lucky my dick didn't go in your mouth, bud. No. Fucking lucky. No. No, thank you.

I just wanted to be in my seat without a man passed out on my unit. That's a rough one. That's all. Another weird headline. Woman in chest jar. Is that over in England? Sounds like an English town. Cheshire?

Yeah. Convicted 15 times of urinating and defecating in public. People like to piss in the fucking, in public over there, man. It's unbelievable. Yeah, but we do that. I don't get arrested. We do it too, but not like, well.

No, she was defecating as well. That's a she. Yeah. Oh, well, yeah. You're squatting around pissing and shitting on the street. You're going to get caught. I mean, we were pissing in the phone booths because they don't use them much anymore that was your thing which was gross man

yeah i was pissing all over there i was told that's what they you do you don't piss on the the phone itself i didn't piss on the phone down no you're like ah let's see if use this phone you you fuckers. You pissed all over it. And someone actually did go in after you and used it. I'm calling innocent on that one. I don't know, man. You were drunk.

Fuck it. Here's another bad fuck up. This woman was wanted for murder. So she went on her Facebook and went on the most wanted post. And she said, where's the reward money at? She was not happy. There was no reward money. So they fucking traced or they tracked her fucking post.

Oh, fuck. It was her IP address and went and arrested her. Who doesn't know that, man? It's in every fucking movie. What did she do? I miss that whole thing. She was wanted for murder, so it was a wanted thing on the fucking Facebook. She went on it and said, where's the reward money, motherfuckers?

Chill the fuck out, Jesse James, wannabe. Where's the reward money? We know exactly where you are now. Thank you. Because you don't know how computers work. Because you're dumb. What a fuck up. Yeah.

All right, boys, I'm going to bed. All right, see you later. I'm yawning. I got to go. I am yawning, boys. Where do you got to go now, man? I don't know. You know what I fucking heard?

During the pandemic, a lot of people have been watching the show. Us on TV. What show? The show. The show that we fucking, the camera guys put out into the world. Okay. People are watching it. Oh, yeah?

And I found out that someone who we fucking like is watching it, and I'm going to try to track him down. Someone you have a crush on? I don't have a crush on him, but he's... Man crush. You fucking love him. But it's that Seth Rogen dude. Oh, yeah?

He's been watching the shit out of it, man. And he said he's getting high watching it, so I think I should get ahold of him. Maybe it could be some kind of a deal. Maybe he'd make you a nice ashtray. That's what I want to do. I want to sit down and make an ashtray and fucking start selling the things, man.

He makes ashtrays. But he's giving them away. He should be selling them. What the fuck am I hearing? Our tour might have to get canceled because fucking cases are going way up again? I don't know, man. I've been talking to him. What the fuck is going on?

It's just getting up there, man. They're going backwards, Connor. I didn't hear that. I didn't hear, but I can, I don't know. Fucking better not, man. Yeah, I'm a little bit worried about it yeah i just wish everybody would fucking i just want to go back to normal yeah but there's some people the only reason i got fucking vaccine you know i want to go back to normal yeah lots of people don't believe in it man so it's a bit of a battle i want to go back to normal. Fuck's sakes. If we get another wave, I'm going to snap.

Wave babies when they're lying on the sand. That was a good tune back in the day, huh? Honeymoon Suite. Wave babies. Bit of a weird name, but I like their music. Didn't we play it a bit on the last Park After Dark or a little while ago? That was a couple years ago no it wasn't that was going no we did criminal mind is all right

july the 23 already like fucking summer's cruising man it sucks it's gotta slow down man i don't want the winter to come fucking barreling in and fuck us in the ass. I hate the winter. There's only a month left of summer. More than that, man. Wow. You go right into September. September, you know.

No, October is when, the end of October, Halloween is when things start getting cold here. No, it's freezing by that point. Yeah. is when things start getting cold here. No, it's freezing by that point. Yeah. Fuck, man. These parents, you want to talk about fucking tough love.

Their daughter was a goddamn rebellious nightmare, so they dropped her off on a deserted island and just left her there. See ya. Well, you can't do that. They did it, man. How old was she? 13 years old. You can't do that. They did it, man. How old was she? 13 years old. You can't do that. That's called fucking attempted murder, isn't it?

I don't fucking know, man. You can't drop somebody off on a deserted island. Well, their parents are going to go to jail. I just watched that thing about those fucking young cocksuckers in the 50s. They stole a boat from their boarding school and they crashed out at sea and ended up in a deserted island for 15 months. They're only teenagers and they fucking survived. Well, yeah. I mean, depends on what's on the island and how big it is.

Potential, forcing her to survive in the harsh conditions. So this wasn't like fucking fantasy island she got thrown on. How long was she there? This wasn't like fucking Fantasy Island she got thrown on. How long was she there? I don't know, man. Let me see. Trying to figure out how long she's been there. Fisherman found her, and they gave her some water and biscuits. Water and biscuits?

Hopefully they had some lime so she wouldn't get fucking scurvy, which is what happens to you. You can get the scurv. I've had the scurvy. Stop telling me how long she's been out there, man. I've had scurvy. How did you get it? Just, you didn't eat vitamin C? No, I was not into oranges for the longest time. I believe I had scurvy. I mean, oh, not 100%.

You didn't have scurvy, man. I believe I had scurvy. So what happened to you when you had scurvy? What happened? I shriveled up. I was all shriveled. Remember when I looked like an apple doll, a granny apple doll? Was your skin flaking off?

I believe it was. Is that one of the symptoms? I don't know. It could be that leprechaun disease. No, man. Leprosy. Yeah. That's when your shit starts fucking just rotting.

That's when you turn into chip dip. Yeah. You get a big spot of chip dip on you. People are going up dipping chips in you. It's gross shit, man. Man, that sounds gross. A lot of people got burnt on the July the 23. Vera Rubin, do you know that person? No I don't

American astronomer who discovered dark matter Don't give a fuck Dark matter Dead now Of course he's fucking dead Okay I'm still Blair Thornton from BTO Guitar player

1950 he was bornon from BTO, the guitar player. 1950, he was born in Vancouver. BTO. They're lucky they had that T in their name. What? Well, then they would have just been called B-O. Oh, yeah. Terrible band name.

Yep. Bloody older band. Blair Thornton was the fucking rock guitarist. How come he's not in the name? Bachman, Turner, Thornton, Overdrive. One of the guys last name Overdrive? Yeah, Jimmy Overdrive. That's cool. Where was it that we met Bachman? Randy Bachman?

We had a nice dinner with him in Toronto. We got drunk with him, didn't we? We met him first in concert through Burton Cummins, who was also awesome. Yes, me and Ricky met Burton. We met Burton Cummins. Yeah. Woody Harrelson. I like Woody Harrelson. Any boners popping for him?

Yeah, no, man, no. I'd like to hang out with him. Have a few drinks. Some drink boners. Well, he'd be a good person to get drunk with. You getting any wood for Woody? Oh, man, Jesus. Getting wood. Get it? Well, you might get some wood for this next one, bubs.

Slash. Oh, yes. 1965. Slash. Getting some wood? Slash? No. Saul Hudson. I didn't. 1965. Slash. Getting some wood? No. Saul Hudson.

I didn't know that was his name. Yes, Saul Hudson. Slash. 1967, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Fuck. Remember the time we threw out that picture? He was an awesome actor. Blue Jays and Slash was there. Yeah, that was cool.

Yeah, Anthem. He was smoking like a motherfucker. That was cool. He was smoking jetons. You got to throw three or four packs a day. Yeah, that was cool. Yeah, Anthem. He was smoking like a motherfucker. That was cool. He was smoking jetons. You got to throw it. Three or four packs a day. Lucky, man. Three or four packs a day.

Bet she's not doing that now. He was smoking jetons. Yeah, I remember they were from France. Paris cigarettes. Oh, Stephanie Seymour. You remember her, Julian? No. Who is she?

She was in a fucking swimsuit cover. Really? Model. No. Gotta look her up. Yeah. She was a good looking girl. Marion Wayans.

Fuck, there was a lot of people born. Monica Lewinsky. Yeah. Some interesting things went inside of her. Wayans. Fuck, there was a lot of people born. Monica Lewinsky. Yeah. Some interesting things went inside of her. What's her name? Stephanie what? Seymour. Seymour, okay. Stephanie Seymour.

She was married to Axel. She was with Axel. That's all you gotta fucking say. I know who she is, yeah. And Daniel Radcliffe also got born. Harry Potter! Yeah. Wasn't he in halifax recently i believe he was his girlfriend or something yeah he was casting spells he likes to smoke the weed every now and then doesn't he harry pothead harry pothead yeah i didn't know that Hairy blotter when he got into acid.

I don't know if he got into acid or not, but he's a lot cooler now. Did you find your little love of your life? It's not my love of my life, but she is pretty fucking hot.

She's in the November rain video. That's where she was. Yes. Yeah. Really? Yeah, I believe so. That's her, man.

Very good. Thank you. All right, I'm going. Where are you going? Anywhere I should come? I'm fucking on a Seth Brogan fucking hunt. Fucking contact that motherfucker. All right, man, good luck.

I don't know if you could do it from right there. Well, not here, because I don't need you guys. Bring him here, and me and him are going to sit over there, and we're going to have a little smoke off. Let's do it. You and Seth Rogan? We'll try to FaceTime him. How about that?

I believe he can smoke a lot, Ricky. Not as much as Ricky. I believe you can, too. Ricky could outsmoke him, no problem. And that's our end. I can outsmoke him with my pants off. I'm sure he'd love to do that. It'd be weird.

Are we done? Fuckin' done. Get over here. You gotta help me fuckin' find this guy. Yeah, I'll be right over. You're good with this shit, bubs? S-E-T-H. I know how to spell his fuckin' name. Carry on.