Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 93 - Fruit Baskets

Episode Date: May 22, 2017

The Boys munch on Muscle Krispies and discuss Smokey and the Bandit, banana phones, and Georges St-Pierre’s sexy body. PLUS: What did Crayola do to make Ricky so upset? Episode 93 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager, now available across Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, Manitoba, Ontario and Alberta!  

Hi there, welcome to the Trailer Park Boys podcast number 93 coming to you on May 19th, 2017. Present at the time right now is me, Bubbles, my friend Ricky and my friend Julian. And today we're going to talk about a myriad of topics that I have personally selected. A what of topics? Ricky, I'm just trying to... That was the best, that was the best fucking thing.

Right? That's how it should be done. No, no, no, no, no. I've given you 93 weeks. Yeah, I wasn't going to say anything, but now you're getting cocky. You said podcast. It's pod cash. It shouldn't be because we never fucking get it. Where's the cash at, Joey?

We're still waiting for it. Where's the cash at? 93 fucking weeks I've waited for you to do a proper intro. It's a bunch of shit. Boys, you see it takes three to four years to get things going when you start a business. I don't have that. This is a business. So we're well on our way.

And I noticed that the fucking snacks have been downgraded again. Yeah, guess who was in charge of that? Who? Oh, that's why we got fucking nutty raisins and shit. What the fuck? Try some of that shit. It's good. Let me guess, it's full of protein.

M&Ms, there's peanuts, and there's fucking raisins. Who's that made by, Julian? The producers of Muscle Milk? Fuck off. Good. Are nuts good for your muscles? Nuts are actually very good for you, man. There's protein, raisins are great for you. The Skittles, I mean the M&M's...

Sorry, could you just repeat that? Nuts are very good for my muscles? Fuck off. Well, that's why you are very good for my muscles. I'll cough. Well, that's why you're always gargling them. He loves to eat nuts. You guys are eating nuts right now as well? No, I'm eating raisins and M&M's. And nuts. Nope. You're the only one with nuts in your mouth, bud.

Wow, it really went all out. Two pieces of beef jerky. Old, dirty old beef jerky, too. I can't eat that shit. It's probably leftover from fuck knows when. It smells like beef jerky. Eat it, Ricky. And Julian's favorite snack.

What is it? Muscle Krispies. Julian, would you like a Muscle Krispie? They're Rice Krispies, man. With a twist. They're made with muscle milk. They're made with muscle milk. No, they're not.

And they've got amino acid powder sprinkled on them as a little topping. And muscle marshmallow. All right, I'm getting sick of dealing with you guys. I might just have to fucking leave. Too big. What if we start calling you Marshmallow Muscles? Pups. Julian's got marshmallow muscles.

Julian's got marshmallow muscles. Julian's got marshmallow muscles. What? Muscles, yeah. Yeah. Fuck. Oh, that's starting to kick in now, Rick. No shit.

It's awesome. Jesus, was that starting to kick in now, Rick. Oh, shit. It's awesome. All right, was that oil we smoked? It was fucking a little bit of honey oil. I thought it was good. Fine a little bit. Well, it wasn't like an SPJ or anything. But how much oil was on the paper? She was painted up pretty good.

So for the people that don't, well, everybody knows anyway what oil is that's listening to this fucking podcast. Definitely. I was going to get you

to explain it to the people that don't know, but how come there's like oils that are different, like some are really dark? Is that the shitty stuff?

The honey oil is the clear stuff. That's the fucking shit, the honey. You know, sometimes you can get a little red honey, but it depends on what you're working with.

Some people make oil just from fucking shake and shit. And that turns into black oil? Yeah, usually pretty dark, dark green. So what do you make real good oil out of? How do you make that? Fucking really good butt. Really? Yes, you don't get a lot, but you see how good it is.

It's quite a process, actually. You've got to, it's quite a process, actually. You've got to use some isopropyl. I'm probably too high to follow you. I'm about to hit the panic button. No, you're okay. Do we have a panic button? Fuck, we don't. We don't, man.

Where's our panic button? Hit the panic button. Just slap that. It doesn't make much noise. Dr. Julian, that's a... Oh, wait a second. Get me my panic button. Just slap that. It doesn't make much noise. Dr. Julian, that's a much... Oh, wait a second. Get me my panic button. There we go. Bring him over, Ricky. Maybe we'll play some...

Maybe we'll play some Jeopardy today. All right. It's been a while since we played that. Okay, boys. May 19th. Yeah, if I have this, I'm less likely to panic, because I can... It's familiar to me. Which one did you have? I think that one.

Are they all working now? Yeah, you better be fucking working. I totally forget which one I was always using. I think Ricky had the one that sounds like... Like I had the one. Like I had the old one. No, you had this one because it reminded me when you squeezed my wiener. No, I didn't have that one. I think Ricky's got one. Yeah, he likes this one because it's like a fucking boxing ball.

That's mine. There we go. I feel good now. Yeah, Ricky had the, hello. And that was, yeah. Okay. All right. And we're back. We got through that little stone there. And we're back.

Welcome back to the podcast. May 19th, Podcast 93, approaching Episode 100, where we're going to have a big bonanza of liquor. Anything good happen today? Well, Ricky, in 1536, Anne Boleyn, second wife of English King Henry VIII, was beheaded at the Tower of London on charges of adultery, incest,

and treason. Well, that sucks, but it was a long time ago, so... She had six fingers, I believe, didn't she? What? Oh, 1928, 51 frogs, and her first annual frog jump in Jubilee. That's pretty fucking fast. Why is this on fucking history? I know something happened on this day. I don't even need history.

Boys, Smokey the Bandit premiered. Yes, there you go, Julie. Back in 77. Yep. Best fucking curve. I fucking knew you'd remember that. On any movie. Smokey and the Bandit.

You remember when that? We went to the theater, remember? Fuck, that was an awesome time. I was what? We were only about five or six. We went to, I was anyway, we went to the fucking theater and there he was. The fucking bandit. You fucking remember we had those walkies and you did all the lingo and I didn't really understand it all but you were really good at that CB

talk. I was straight in. Breaker one nine. Let's just throw some down. Breaker one nine this is Tom Bowie coming at you. You got a pair of gumballs coming at you double nickels. Double nickels. 55, baby, 55 month bro. That's right. You got a gumball coming at you double nickels, I'm going to get up here in the rocking chair. Come on back, you got your ears on. Come on back. You got your ears on there? We used to play on those things. What were the cops again? Smokies.

Smokies, man. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Smoky and the bandit. What do they call the lights? Cherries, gumballs, machines. Fruit basket. Fruit basket. Barbershops.

That's what they called them, isn't it? No, fruit baskets when you tuck your cock and balls in behind your... What? No, man. Yes. That's a fruit basket. I'm not fucking up this bad. A fruit basket's when you tuck your cock and balls back between your legs like the guy

in Silence of the Lambs did, and then you turn around and bend over and go, fruit basket! Jesus Christ, Pubs. I did not know that. Fruit basket is... You're thinking of fruit salad. Fruit salad! That's what it is. Fruit salad. There's a big difference between a fruit salad and a fruit basket, apparently. I don't think they called it a fruit salad either.

I think cops call it a fruit salad. Tossing your salad, you're thinking of. No, I'm not talking about tossing my salad. I think you're talking about fruit baskets and getting your salad tossed. What is a salad toss again? I forget. tossing my salad. I think you're talking about fruit baskets and getting your salad tossed. What is a salad toss again? I forget. Oh, it's not.

What is it? You don't know what that means? I do. How do I not know what a landing strip is but I know what that is? I know what it is but I forget.

It's something to do with the ass, isn't it? Yes, sir, it is. Tossing your salad? That's what... It has something to do with your ass. Yes.

That's what it means. Google. Tossing your salad? That's what... That has something to do with your eyes. Yes. That's what it means. Google. Google toss my salad. See what comes out. All right. And click on images. Go to images. Toss my salad.

And then go to images. I'm not going to images, man. Okay. We're going to go to images. Whoa. What is it, man? It's nothing. It doesn't toss my salad.

He said no. Maybe go to Urban Dictionary and read the definition. Okay. What's different about an Urban Dictionary? Well, they, you know. It came from an HBO special in prison. Explaining what he would do to an in special in prison explaining what he would do to an inmate

in prison as sort of an initiation what? oh really? okay I didn't know any of this not any prison I've been to man

okay I didn't know any of this you humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly or another desirable substance in your anus in order to

lick it clean while you masturbate or they give you the reach around. Okay, I... How did you know what that is? That is what I thought it was. What do you do with looking this shit up, Pubs? I didn't think of that. Stay off the fucking Google, dude. That's a fucked up... Wow.

Tossing your salad. I thought it was more like a rusty trombone. Have you ever tossed somebody's salad? No, of course not. You've been to jail before. Look up rusty trombone on that same website and see what it is. Rusty trombone. Ann Malin, yeah? She had six fingers.

Smokey and the Bandits. Premieres. Jackie Gleason was in that too. I guess who was born today? Actually, some pretty fucking cool people. Who? Malcolm X. What?

He was born? Andre the Giant. No way. Yeah. Speaking of fucking tossing your salad. He never used to toss salads, Ricky. He'd check your oil. Oh, yeah, yeah, right.

That'd be fucking crazy if he did toss someone's salad live on air. Yes, that would be quite a wrestling move. Had a little bottle of jelly on him, fuck, you'd be terrified. He'd be looking at you, shaking the little bottle of jelly, you'd go, fuck, he's gonna get me. If that was his finishing move, that would be a bit of a devastator. He's gonna pin me and toss me a salad.

1992, Amy Fisher shoots Mary Jo Badafuqo in the face. Oh, that was funny. In an altercation over an affair with her husband in Massapequa, New York. Remember, Amy Fisher blasted Mary Jo. Yeah, that was bad news. That was terrible. Joey Ramone, Phil Rudd. Wow.

Ringo and Barbara Bach. Ringo Starr and Barbara Bach were in a car crash today in 1980. Were they killed? Jesus Christ. Ringo's still alive. That's what I'm saying. So who gives a fuck? Everyone's been in a car accident.

But it's Ringo Starr. He could have been killed. Oh, okay. I guess back then it would have been big news. Not so much now. Well, probably not. I guess back then it would have been big news. Not so much now. Well, probably not. He's still down, man. Sure, they don't celebrate it or anything.

But Ringo, you know, that could have been the end of him. And I think he was, I believe he was driving a Mercedes back then. Yeah? Yeah, I believe so. Because I was going to try to buy it one time. Oh, STS-77 launched in 1996. What does that mean? Space shuttle mission, 77.

The Endeavour 2. Launched, Ricky. In the 70s? No, in 1996. Oh, I was going to say. I thought you said 77. No, STS-77. Mission number 77. That was yourS-77, mission number 77.

That was your 77th mission to the fucking space? Wow. Yeah. 77th mission just with the space shuttles. That's got nothing to do with other rockets, Apollos or Geminis or any of those. Well, the Coen brothers filmed No Country for Old Men. Oh, man, that was a good movie.

That came out on 2007. Fucking awesome soundtrack. Fantastic. Remember, he had that fucking thing, that air thing. I was terrified of that guy. Fuck, that guy was terrifying. He fucking flipped the coins. Yeah, and he would just give you that big spike in the back.

You're done. That was the end. You were done. Fuck, I hated that sound. How does it sound, Ricky? And then you're just fucking in your gut. Remember when we did the doorknob? Imagine being inside the room and that fucking thing takes right the doorknob right out.

Yeah, and then you know it's coming for your head. Yeah, so who was born, Ricky? Lots of people. Malcolm X. Yep. Joey Ramone, fucking drummer from ACDC. Pete Townsend from The Who. He was born in 1945.

Holy fuck, Pete's getting old. Andre the Tiny Man. Pete's getting up there, isn't he? Dusty Hill from ZZ Top. What in the fuck? Joey Ramone, Phil Rudd, who tried to have someone murdered. Who did?

Phil Rudd, wasn't it? Phil Rudd? Yeah. No, that's Phil Rude. No, Phil Rudd from ACDC. Oh, yeah, yeah, he did. Remember, he tried to hire a hitman. Is he in jail right now?

No, I don't believe so. I think he's down in St. Martin. He's hiding out? I don't know. Georges St. Pierre. He was born in 81. Remember, how many posters of him did you have? Why do you keep saying I had posters of these fucking people?

You had posters of them. I don't have any posters up in my fucking trailer. What happened to him? He was with some banged hook my fucking trailer. He did kick it. What happened to him? He was with some banged hooker or something. Had a kid. He was back to normal. GSP.

He did? Yeah. He what? He knocked up a prostitute or somebody. Some chick. I never heard that. No. I don't know.

I think she was a prostitute. Oh, maybe you were just fantasizing that he knocked her up. No, no. He had a kid. And then that's why he got out of fighting for a bit. That was all fucked up. Really? Yep.

GSP was banging hawkers. Great sexy penis. I'm not sure if she was like a dancer or a prostitute. I don't know. Why would GSP need to pay for it? Maybe she was just a very hot dancer, man. Yeah, but he's very hot. But no, I think it was, no, I think it was a prostitute, I think.

I gotta look it up. You say he's really hot? Hmm? You said he was really hot? That's what people say. I mean, I think he's in awful good shape, I'll tell you that. Yeah. He's got a hell of a nice body.

Well, he does, I'm just saying. He's got a hell of a nice body. Well, he does. I'm just saying. I don't mean it in a sexual way. But fuck, I wish I had GSP's body. I'd be naked all day. If you had his body, like, right in front of you? No, if I was... You'd be all over him, man.

Put you in a hole, naked choke. No, I mean if I had his body, if my body was his body, I would probably just be in my chunks right now. You definitely have a fucking huge crush on this man. I don't. It's okay if you do, bud. He's muscle-nosed. If I had his body and I was sitting here in my underwear,

you would be hurt as a rock. Jesus Christ. Something was fucking said there. sitting here in my underwear, you would be hurt as a rock. Jesus Christ. Something was fucking said there. No, man. Yes, you would. You can't resist men's muscles, Julian. Let's just get that out in the open. Don't you go fuck yourself, man.

Let's just get that out in the open. No, man. These really can fucking help your muscles, because these are good. What? These muscle mellow squares. I can't fucking make any sense of this. I'm not good at reading, so maybe I've got it

fucked up. Oh, Jesus. Murphy, is that real? From the New Zealand Herald. Tiny brain found inside ovary of 16-year-old girl. What does that mean? Well, it means she got impregnated and started to have

a baby, and then it just stopped, but it's a little brain in there. Jesus. Okay, all right, the whole George St. Pierre thing. I thought it meant like her ovary had a brain. None of it's true. I'm sorry, guys. See, this is how shit gets started

out there. Oh, no, wait. Maybe she wasn't impregnated. She went in to have her appendix removed only to find a miniature brain growing inside a tumor. So it was alive? It was... I don't know. I don't understand.

I bet you it's a fucking alien. It's not a tumor at all. I thought they meant, like, she got pregnant and then the tumor was removed three months and she... No, she is pregnant with a fucking alien. What the fuck are you talking about, man? I haven't listened to anything you're saying. What do you, like, what is this? About one fifth of ovarian tumors contain foreign tissue including hair, teeth, cartilage.

These tumors are named teratomas after the Greek word teras, meaning monster. Jesus. Murphy. It is unknown what causes ovarian teratomas. One theory is they arise when immature egg cells turn rogue, producing different body parts. Jesus.

Jesus. Murphy. We don't need to be fucking thinking about it. You're freaking us out and you're freaking yourself out Mature teratomas Such as the one found in the young girl Are most common type of ovarian germ cell tumors They are often diagnosed In women during their reproductive years

Are you okay man? You're fucking turning into some weird Fucking news guy Well it was just that. I've never heard anything like that before. That's it. That's right out of a horror movie. All right, we're going to play yes or no.

Okay. All right. Banana phone. No. Yes. All right. What did I just agree to? The banana phone is coming.

What? Yeah. That's competition for Apple? Probably is. I get it. It's not that funny. Yes, it is. It's not that.

Banana phone. Apple's direct competition. It's coming. What is? Banana phone. What the fuck is the banana? It's a fucking banana phone, and you Bluetooth it to your regular phone, so you fucking... It's your handset.

So you're walking around talking into a banana? How fucking stupid is that? It's awesome. Why? Why would they invent something like this? I bet people will buy it because they're dumb as fuck.

It's a banana, like the one that goes bad. Like it's a real banana? It's not a real banana. No. Fucking Jesus. What the fuck? Like I'm big, boys.

You're losing me here. It's a fucking electronic device shaped like a banana that's Bluetooth to your phone. You gotta buy it every three days because it goes bad.

No, that's what I, like, there's banana phones out there. There's got to be. Who gives a fuck? There's not banana phones. I guarantee you there's banana phones out there. I think it's fucked, but I guess we're going to be watching people walking around now talking into fucking bananas. It would be more fucked if they were real bananas that you fucking clip a thing onto. There's actually a pair of knitted gloves you can get that has the speaker and the receiver and the thumb and thing.

And they're Bluetooth and you can walk around like this with your glove. That's what I want to get. That's a good idea. That's a fantastic idea. I might have just made that up. I like it though because, you know, that's how you see people doing it when they're pretending to be on the phone. Exactly. Except they'd be really on the phone.

Hey, what's going on, Ricky? Can you hear me? I can't, but if I had one of those gloves... You know what? It would drive you crazy after a while, man. Well, if you can't hear me, how did you answer me? Uh, I don't know. How are you talking to me right now if you can't hear me, Ricky?

I guess it is working. Hello. Oh, my God, Bubs. Hey, Ricky. How you doing, Bubs? I can hear you great. Can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah. we're on Bluetooth.

This is cool. I know, I know, I know. Alright, I'm gonna hang up. Okay bud. See you in a bit. See you in a bit. And you just close it I guess. See it works.

That's fucking neat. A frock. What do you think of this fucking thing? A what? A frock. Yes. A what? A fork. Yes. I thought they're fucked. Is it real?

What is it? McDonald's. They say they invented a fork. It's a little thing like, I don't know. It's kind of hard to explain. Is it like a fork? It's like a, imagine if you had a fork with no teeth. Mm-hmm.

And instead of teeth, it had a little compartment where you could shove in three french fries. And then you take your fork, and if you got any ketchup or some sauce spilled off your Big Mac, you fucking soak it up with that, and then you eat it instead of using your finger. What? It sounds fucked, I know, but I'm on the fence. Do you have to take it and then insert the french fries? You have to load the french fries, yeah, which is sort of fucked. It's really fucked. If they had a thing, like a vacuum sucker that would suck the french fries. Oh, that's fucking stupid. Nobody's going to buy that.

If they had a thing, like a vacuum sucker that would suck the french fries in on its own, maybe. I don't know. It's fucked up. So you've got to preload the device. I would look this up because it's dumb. Just to use it to soft up rolled ketchup and sauces? Yeah. Nobody's going to buy that.

I don't think so either. There's a fork. Oh, it's dumb, man. Is it real? It's fucking dumb. You can really load her up, though. You can put all kinds in there. But why?

Why is it necessary? You only put three fucking fries in it. Is it a joke or is it real? No, man, it's fucking real. Can't be. Oh, man. Here's another one. Muddy jeans.

They're fucking selling muddy jeans now. 450 bucks. For how much? 450 bucks. Yeah, 330. Is that L? That's a pound. That's 350. 450 bucks. See? 500 Canadian bucks. Great idea. Why?

Why is it jeans with preloaded with mud? They fucking just look like they're covered in mud. So it's rich people throwing these things on, right? They're not really money, they're trying to act cool around people saying, look. Probably fucking Paris Hilton started this trend. I'm rich, but I'm not looking like I'm rich. I mean, we could just go buy shitty $20 jeans,

roll around in mud, fucking put them on the- Get some G-Dub scrubs. Put them on the internet. Remember GWG scrubbies? I remember GWG. What were the scrubby parts? Scrubbies. That was one of the types of jeans. Good work jeans. Fucking great work jeans. Could they hold a hammer?

Waterproof. They would be dark blue and they would never fade. Waterproof? Scrubbies. G-Dub scrubs. You don't remember those? That can't be waterproof. Well, I mean, not full waterproof, but if you spilled a drink on them, it would just bead up and run right off. They weren't from this earth.

I don't believe. They were like alien genes. G-dub scrubs, we used to call them. Wow, do they still make them? I doubt it. Do you know what Tinder is, Bubbs? Because I don't know any of these fucking fancy kid things. I know what Tinder is.

What is it? It's a bang site. It's a hookup. Well, no, it's an app that you sign into. Yes. And then it just starts giving you pictures of ladies. And if you like them, I believe, I can't remember, you swipe them one direction if you want to talk to them

and you swipe them the other way if you don't. Does it want to talk to them or want to? Well, I believe the whole app is just for banging. You hook up with them, you go on a little date, and you bang. But it's for people, right? Yes, it's for people. And a rhino couldn't get pregnant from a people, could it?

A rhino's not... A rhino's not going to play Tinder. I had hope for this fucking... There's a rhino on Tinder now. He's 41 years old and he's the last fucking white rhino's not going to play Tinder. Fuck, see, I had hope for this fucking... There's a rhino on Tinder now. He's 41 years old, and he's the last fucking white rhino... In the world. I think. So they got him on Tinder trying to get him hooked up

so he can do some banging and get some more fucking... Rhino's born. It can't be on Tinder. It's on fucking Tinder. I don't know why now. How could he swipe with his big rhino paws? Maybe he thought it. It's on fucking Tinder. I don't know why now. How could he swipe with his big round paw? Maybe he thought it was fucking for animals too. I don't know.

He must have it on an iPad because he could only swipe with his big paw. He'd never do that. I'm sure he's got fucking helpers that might work it for him. They just have it set up like a display in front of him and they swipe it for him. He looks at them and he does this. He nods and shakes no. Yes.s. He does this. He shakes no.

Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Yes. No. No. No.

Yeah. Yeah. So he must be picky, because usually they're in the wild, and they just hop on whatever the fuck they want. He's not doing this. He's picky. Is he on Tinder, or is he on...

It's what it says. Rinder. Maybe he's on Rinder. What's that? Dino Tinder. Could be. I don't imagine it'd be very popular. What's the one you're on called? Grinders. You're on Grindr. Yeah. What's Grindr? No idea. Doesn't sound good though. Google it. How the fuck do you know what this stuff means? What does it mean? I'm tech savvy. That's why. I'm up on all the apps.

Oh, Flightradar24. Have you seen that one? Grindr. What? Yeah, sign up for Grindr there, Julian. There you go. Oh, this is dry as fuck. What is it?

Get signed up there, Julian. Yeah, how do you know about this, man? Just put your info in there. The world's largest gay social network app. You're right up there on the old fucking apps, are you, bud? I know all the apps. Let me see your phone. Flight Radar 24. Yeah, let's see your phone. I don't have a phone. Let's see what the fuck you got

going on in there. I don't even have a phone, so there you go. I'm not on it. Maybe I'll go on Tinder. Or Render. I would go on Rhino Tinder. Flight Radar 24, have you seen this app? Nope. Maybe.

I don't know. Rick, you just turn it on and it shows you every fucking plane that's in the sky. The flight number, where it's coming from, where it's going to, its altitude, its fucking speed. You drive us crazy with that fucking app. It's amazing. So if you see a plane going over and you always wonder, fuck, I wonder where that thing's It's amazing. So if you see a plane going over, and you ever see a plane going over and you always

wonder, fuck, I wonder where that thing's going. Nobody wonders that but you, man. Everybody wonders that. I don't give a fuck where the plane's going. I'm not on it. People always look up and wonder, I wonder where that's going or where it took off from. You pull up this, turn it on. Yeah, I think he told me about this.

And he's like, oh, here's American Airlines from New York to fucking Dubai. She's at 38,000 feet going 585 miles an hour. The shitty part about that is if, you know, say you find yourself being like a terrorist and you're sitting there with a fucking surface-to-air missile. Hmm. What the fuck plane should I take out today? Oh, here's one fucking from the U.S. Yeah, that's a good prospect.

Oh, there's a fucking Canadian one over here with 350 fucking people on it. You advertise this to fucking people now. Well, just because you have the app doesn't mean it's going to increase. You think they're out there shopping for planes? If you have enough fucking sense to get a hold of a surface-to-air missile, Ricky,

you don't need a fucking app to figure out what to fire at. It's just five fucking planes in the air, and you know, fuck, I knew it was fine over now, but... But I think you have access to better intel than an app if you have access to surface-to-air missiles. Nice going. I did not just...

You just started fucking this shit. But now little Ronnie down the street can be a terrorist. Yeah, there you go, bud. With what? Get him a missile. He doesn't need any technology. Okay, I'm not worried about little Ronnie getting a missile. That's the least of my concerns.

I would like to know that that plane right there is going from fucking Toronto to Cairo. Why? It's a Boeing 777. Why, why, why? Because I imagine me being on it. Oh, fuck. Here we go. Someday. Going on a trip. To Cairo.

All right. We'll make it happen. Now before we go. There's a lot of good acts out there. All right. Before we go. It's time to go. We need to have a drink.

Let's get a drink going. For what? Get on your grinder there, bubs. I'm sad. Why, Ricky? Because I found out that fucking Crayola... They're fucking retiring the dandelion color. What? It's my favorite color. Yeah.

What? They're retiring the dandelion color, and they're probably gonna replace it with another shitty yellow. Fuck. Ricky, you're not crying, are you? No, but it's... I don't get it. Why would you get rid of a good color?

It's not a... It's a shitty color, man. It's fucked. I know. It's a shitty color, Ricky. Don't like dandelions. Look at me for a second. You're crying over dandelion color. You're fucking crying.

It's yellow. I don't understand why they would get rid of it. They're not getting rid of any of the other colors. Because it's a shitty color. Okay, that's it. We can't. We're not. No, we're not paying attention to this.

But I will say this. We should start collecting as many of the fucking things as we can. So, number one, for me to use, because I like the color. And I think they're going to be worth a lot of money one day. Anyway. Save your fucking crayons, please. If I have my crayons, and if I find them, I'll give them to you. Thanks, Julian.

What the fuck just happened? He's crying over a crayon cup. What, is that shock you? He's fucked. Well, I'm bad. He's fucked.