Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Episode 95 - If It's Broke, Don't Fix It

Episode Date: May 29, 2017

On the anniversary of Ken Jenning’s massive Jeopardy winning streak, the Boys play a game of Sunnyvale Jeopardy using the same questions Ken answered on June 2, 2004. PLUS: What would Ricky do if he was a stingray? Episode 95 is brought to you by the Official Trailer Park Boys Store and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager, now available across British Columbia, Nova Scotia, Newfoundland, Manitoba, Ontario and Alberta!

Hey boys, make sure these are working because we've got some special Jeopardy Day today. Welcome to the podcast, cast, cash, what number is it? Who gives a fuck? 95. Number 95, June 2nd, 2017. Yep. I'm the host. I'm the host. Fuck. Bubbles. That was dumb. What'd you do, Ricky? Spilt my fucking liquor drink. So you're the host? I'm the host. And it's a podcast? Yes, it is a podcast. This is bullshit, man. I'm so fucking comfortable, man. This is the greatest idea ever. Whoever invented this shit. What is it?

Bubble wrap. That's my bubble wrap. I think they should make fucking cushions out of this. It's way more better than the foam. You know what, Ricky? Usually you have really fucked up ideas, but the bubble wrap cushion? I got one too, man.

Greatest thing, when you're sitting on this and you're baked, that's my bubble wrap. You're in heaven, man. Well, I'm using it from now on. Oh, yeah. I want it back, Ricky. You should know this. What makes them bubbles? What?

What makes them? How do they do it? What do you mean, how do they do it? Well, how do you make something like that? A machine, Ricky. Just pinches it. There's a machine. This is going along. There's air

flowing, just blowing on it. The machine's pinching it off. Melting it, probably. Let me give this a shot. It's fucking nice. I'll blow that for the rest of the day. That's amazing, eh? Oh man.

That is nice. That's pretty nice, eh? Don't fucking vent any gases onto it. I'll do whatever I want onto it. It's my bubble wrap. I got that when I was... Alright, so what are we doing then? Are we gonna... Well, we were starting the podcast in a very... official way until you started going on about bubble wrap.

Sorry. Fucking derailed me. Alright, let's get her back on track. Alright, welcome. Episode what, Mr. Host? 95. 95, huh? We're coming in on that 100th episode.

Getting up there, boys. Getting up there. How many more? Probably a thousand. No, until we get to a hundred. Well, after this one, Ricky. Can you do the math on that? Yeah, but it's weird.

How? Well, does 95 count as one? Yeah. So there'd be... You see? I don't know. Anyway, it doesn't matter. What the fuck is that? We're close. What is that?

What is what? That. The fucking dinosaur? T-Rex? Oh, jeez. That's a trisaur-thot, man. I thought it was a rat on the table. It's a triserococ. I thought it was a rat snacking on. It's a triceratops.

I thought it was a rat snacking on the carrots. No, man, you're good. And speaking of fucking snacks, whoever the fuck did this, we're supposed to have non-noisier snacks. You've got to put it in your mouth and let it melt a little bit. Fucking things. Melt her down a bit. What's this shit?

Hummus. What the fuck is hummus? I put this out. It's not to make it quieter. It's just so that we have healthier options. Healthy options. Fucking weird. Weird. I don't want you eating anyway, Ricky. Alright.

During the podcast. Fuck you. I'm going to eat then. Okay, so, some things I want to talk about. Great. What do I want to talk about. Great. What do you want to talk about? On this day. Okay.

In 2000 and, I forget when it was, 2004 or 2006, Ken Jennings started his big streak on Jeopardy. 2004, man. Ken Jennings? Ken Jennings. You know Jeopard jeopardy the game that we play on here sometimes yeah he started a streak he won like what 79 games something like 70 off 74 75 in a row total earnings on this motherfucker on that thing 3.196 million million on a game show yeah playing jeopardy fuck he was fucking Fuck, he must be smart.

He's fucking good, man. He's pretty smart. Either he's smart or he cheated. No, he did. I kind of look up to this guy. I've been playing this game. I've been doing pretty good. Well, you never know, though, with networks.

The ratings could have been down. They're like, we need something to fucking boost the ratings. Let's fucking hire an actor. Give him the answers. Ricky, you're watching too many fucking fake news. Conspiracy theories. Fake news. How much of the news is fake news, man?

A lot. Like, what do you mean? Like, how much? I'd say 80%. Because most news is not exciting enough to keep people watching, so they've got to make a bunch of it up so it's crazier. Ricky, that's not true. I was just joking. No, I mean, there is fake news. Like, look at this. This has got to be fake news, but

it sounds fucking... It sounds great. What is it? I mean, you know, it makes you feel really bad for the guy if it was real, but I don't think it is. It says a Florida man, 89, on his 89th birthday, he crashed into a fire hydrant and drowned. That's fucked. Real or not real? Yeah, that could happen.

That could happen. Fuck, poor bastard. That could easily happen. 89th birthday, what a fucking birthday present. Well, it wasn't a present. Hit a fucking fire hydrant, which is bad enough. Fuck car and then all right I'm fine not a scratch no wait a second I'm drowning fuck. So what happened does his car fill up with water? No I think he got out to check on the damage and he got sucked into the hole and drowned. What? Some kind of yeah some kind of weird pressure shit. It created like a sinkhole.

I guess. Going over and boom. I don't know all the details, but he fucking drowned. I was picturing him hit the fucking fire engine, the water coming in, right? In the car. In the car, and the windows were up. He's like, holy fuck. Can't get out.

He's like in a fishbowl. Turned his fucking car into an aquarium. Oh, I don't know. Well, that is easy enough. You just open the fucking door. Not if it was all fucked over. He's trapped, you know what I mean? Nah.

So what are the other theories? You got out and there was a sinkhole where the fire hydrant used to be and you went down into it like Monty Python sketch? I guess somebody tried to pull him out and they couldn't fucking get him. He was down in the ground. That's what it sounds like.

Do they ever get him out? I'm sure they got him eventually once they shut the fucking water off. Are you sure, Ricky? You've hit fire. There's a lot of fucking pressure under one of those cocksuckers. Pull it up if you don't fucking believe me. I don't know. No, but does it say in the article?

Probably does. You didn't read it? Not all it. Well, it's not it's not there I was just fucking I thought it was fake news. So I didn't bring that one. I do have other ones though They aren't fake. Okay What are the other ones Rick? Do you really want to give a fuck and talk with this shit? Or do you want I don't what do you guys want to do? What are your great ideas for today? See, this is the problem with the kind of weed that we smoked.

Yes. It's that shit that just makes you want to go to sleep, man. Like, I'm fucked. Like, I can't even use this laptop right now. But I want to go to sleep. I don't even want to think about this. Just keep drinking.

Jeopardy, sinkholes. Keep drinking. Keep drinking. All right, let me find a fucking thing that you're going to love. Oh, here's one you'll like. 150-foot-tall vending machine will serve you a Ferrari. What?

Yeah. I don't know if it's real or not. See, there we go. Ricky, that can't be real. Well, it's news. That's what I'm saying. A 15-story tower of Ferraris and Lamborghinis in glass boxes has become a quirky landmark in Singapore.

And it all started with a visit to Toys R Us, struggling with a lack of space at his sports car showroom. Gary Hong, that doesn't sound real. Gary Hong. Gary Hong, yeah? Keep going. Gary Hong was inspired by a vertical display of matchbox cars while shopping at the toy store with his son. inspired by a vertical display of matchbox cars while shopping at the toy store with his son.

Hong, 45, has turned his vision into a 148-foot tower housing some of the world's most expensive cars. I think that's real. That is real, man. That is real news. That's decent. I've heard of that shit, man. It's just like the same thing. The car goes into the elevator.

Oh, but this is a vending machine. You put in your fucking black, limitless credit card, and it spits out a car. Fucking nice. I wonder if Gary was well hung. Rick. You're wondering about Gary's penis, are you? No, not really.

Gary Hong, that sounds fishy though. That's a weird... I just didn't think there was many people. I wonder if they'd still be the same price or did you get it cheaper because it's in a vending machine? Why would it be cheaper? Well, you don't have to fucking know salespeople. Oh, I'm sure there's still papers to sign and stuff, Ricky. Kind of fucked. They don't even get a test drive.

Hmm. All right, that wasn't that great. That wasn't great at all. Well, here's a nice one. Bubs are going to like this one. What is it? This is a complaint. Man threatens to shoot off his penis after argument with wife.

That's pretty fucked up. You fucking take that back or I'm blowing my dick off. Why wouldn't the wife be like, go ahead, dummy. So he's not really a threat to her. Unless maybe it's an amazing cock, I guess. And it is a threat. I don't know. It is a weird threat.

A former East Troy man argued with his wife about sex, threatened to shoot his own penis, went into another room and fired four shots. Jesus. If I'm not using it, I might as well shoot it off. Robert A. Horner, 57, told his wife during the argument, according to the complaint filed, he said, well, if you're not banging me, I'm not using this thing,

I might as well blow the fucking thing off. That's weird fucking logic. With a handgun. That is weird, but man, why didn't the wife just bang the guy? Like, that's not necessary. Get a divorce. He could still, you know, tug his own.

Yeah, but you're married. You want a bang. Why would you be married if you're not getting banged? Doesn't make any sense, man. Well, you know what they say. If you can't get your groceries at one grocery store, you go to another one. Go to another one, exactly. Yeah. I've never really considered blowing off my cock because I wasn't getting banged enough.

The wife told deputy she argued with the man about 5 p.m. because he was looking at porn on the Internet. Ahorner grabbed his then unloaded 9mm semi-automatic pistol, pointed it at his penis and pulled the trigger, according to the complaint. So he did shoot it? and pulled the trigger, according to the complaint. So he did shoot it? When the wife walked away, Horner called her explicit name. She told deputies she heard two gunshots. After that, then he fired another bullet.

Jesus. This guy sounds pretty fucked. He sounds fucked up. Well, he's got issues. There's no question. And now he's got a fucking bullet-riddled penis. No, he didn't shoot himself in the penis. He was just threatening to.

All right, boys. Boys, I'm wasted. Okay, if there was a drink that had tarantula venom in it, would you try it? Well, is it good for you? What does it say? Tarantula venom. It's in this drink. A mixed drink. Is it venom, is it good for you? What does it say? Tarantula venom. It's in this drink, a mixed drink. Is it venom or is it load?

It's venom. It's a drop of venom. It's not load. What do you do to it? Tarantula load? What the f-? Do they even have load? They must.

Tarantulas? Oh, yeah. They got big ones. Big ones. Big what? Big loads. Okay. All right.

No, it's venom. So what? Big loads. Okay. All right, no, it's Venom. So what do you do with it? It's in Mexico, man. They created this cocktail. Yeah. And it's from the Harry Potter books. What's it?

Aragog? Is that right? What's the character? Oh, you don't know. I don't fucking know, man. You've got a poster of Harry Potter on your wall. I don't, man. Anyway, they put a drop of the Venom in the drink,

and it makes your lips numb and your throat numb and shit. It don't, man. Anyway, they put a drop of the venom in the drink and it makes your lips numb and your throat numb and shit. Doesn't kill you. That's fucked. No, I would not drink that. I wouldn't drink that. Why would you drink that? I'd try smoking it.

See what it would do. Make your lungs numb, maybe. Ricky. That'd be cool. You're not like smoking tarantula venom. Fine. Fuck off then. Oh, not smoking tarantula venom. Fine. Talk off, then. Oh, you're mad?

A little bit. You're mad that I'm not going to let you smoke tarantula venom? I've smoked a lot of weird shit, so I don't see any difference. What's the weirdest thing you ever smoked, Greggie? Oh, fuck. Probably that hot pepper. Fuck, that hurt. That sucked, actually.

I remember that. Don't ever fucking bong hit a hot pepper. Holy that hurt. That sucked actually. I remember that. Don't ever fucking bong hit a hot pepper. Holy Jesus. Tar from the street. Use that. Yeah, I remember that. You smoked some tar. I remember you smoking tar. Smoked a piece of a tar. That did not taste fucking great. I remember that. You used to smoke a lot of maple leaves, man.

Bacon. Pine needles. Bacon tastes good. It doesn't smoke so good. No. Pine needles, I remember you smoked one time. What else? There was something here from Halifax. Oh, here it is.

This is actually from Halifax. This is fucked. The man leaves an apology beer and polite note after drunkenly trying to break into Halifax apartment. He what? He fucking tried

to break into an apartment and then he felt bad and left a fucking case of beer and an apology note. Man leaves apology beer and polite note after drunkenly trying to break into Halifax.

Oh, that's nice of him. I would never do that. Fuck them. An apology beer, that's nice of him. I would never do that. Fuck them. An apology beer. That was nice of him, though. Sorry I tried to break into your place. That's not a bad thing. I mean, that's a nice thing to do, man.

But why? What's the point of it? Why did you do it in the first place? Because he was fucked out of his mind. He was like, Lee, he drunk. Yeah, that's what happened, actually. He was trying to break in because he thought his friend was staying there. Then he realized he was breaking into some lady's apartment.

She caught him, he's like, oh, fuck, wrong place, sorry. And then a few minutes later he came back with an apology beer. And a little letter. That's nice. He might have been trying to pick her up, though. That might have been a big ploy. It's a weird way to meet ladies, though. That's a really weird way, yeah. Next time you need a fucking operation, get an orca to do it.

A what? An orca. They can operate. They do fucking operations now. They remove... What is... They remove... What the fuck is that thing? Oh, the liver. No, Ricky, they don't do operations. It says right there, surgical.

It says scientists think orcas are removing sharks' livers with surgical precision. There you go. Wow, that's amazing. I didn't even know orcas had hands. They don't, Ricky. They use their jaws, man. They cut around, they cut into the fucking shark and eat the liver? Is that what they're doing with it? I don't know.

They're trying to figure it out. They're trying to understand how these killer whales were able to remove the shark's livers with almost surgical precision. They must have a knife. There's no way they could do it with their teeth because you wouldn't be able to see. Your eyes are over here. You know what I mean?

Ricky. What? How would they use a knife? They could hold it in their beak. They still can't see because their eyes are over here? If it was a long enough knife, that would stick out enough where you could see. If they had the eyes.

How do the eyes work in a fucking whale? Holy fuck, man. Do they see two little pictures? One on each side and nothing in front? Or do they put it all together? Deep. Fuck, man.

I don't know. I really don't know. They're on the sides of their fucking head. They can go like that, man. They're don't know. They're on the sides of their fucking head. Ricky. They can go like that, man. They're not like this. They're like that on an angle. So I don't know.

Then they smell. That's how they get around. It's like a stingray. I don't know how the fuck that thing sees. I think there's an app, Ricky, where you can go see what a stingray sees. You can look through a stingray's eyes. That would be fucking cool. If they were fast.

What would be the first thing you'd do if you were a stingray, Ricky? I'd swim as fast as I could and jump out of the water. To where? Just go up and look around. Walk around? Yeah, kind of see what's around. With your fucked up eyes. One looking that way, one looking that way, right?

I just go to near beaches and just fucking put on tricks. Hey, look at this, you fucking idiots. Look at me. Fucking show off. Twirling and fucking eating the shit out of fish. That's what you do if you were a stingray?

Fuck yeah. Put on a little show for free what would the show be the freshest of the fish you'd ever have can you describe to me what your stingray show would look like if i was sitting on the beach what would i see it would depend if you had some good music going i I'd really fucking get some shit going. Like what? Like if there was a bar near a beach. Oh, fuck. The times we have. It's a stingray. Okay, so say I'm sitting at a bar on the beach and there's some funk music playing, some really upbeat, fun music. Yeah.

What do I see? Get some fucking speed going as high as you can and as close as you can. And then you hear all these people going, holy fuck, look at that! And I'd be like, oh yeah, you like that? And then I'd fucking really start doing it. I'd do some rolls, crazy shit. Splash them. Fuck SeaWorld.

Oh my fuck. Ricky. Wow. All right, we sort of got it off topic. No, my fuck. Ricky. All right, we sort of got it off topic. No, we didn't at all. That was exactly the topic I wanted to talk about. Did we know who's got born on June 2nd?

Oh, man, that's not good. We got some shit that went down there. P.T. Burnham and his circus began first tour of the U.S. 1835, June 2nd. 1835. That's where that fucking saying came from. P.T. Burnham and his circus began first tour of the U.S. 1835 June 2nd. He said. That's where that fucking saying came from. What? There can be only one. No. Wasn't it?

He had some fucking famous saying. No, that's the Highlander, Ricky. Ah, fuck, yeah. The show must go on. The show must go on. No. Oh, is that it? Well, probably. I thought it was a fucking idiot born every second or something. There's a sucker born every minute? Yeah, that's it.

Is that the one? That's it. That's not P.T. Burnham's quote, is it? I thought it was. I thought it was a circus guy. Because most of his circus shit was fake and people just fucking bought it up. I ain't got to know that now. Oh, fuck.

P.T. Burnham. My dad thought he was a genus. That's why I know a bit about him. Who, Ray liked P.T. Burnham, did he? I thought he was great. Just the way he fucked people over. Yeah, he did say, he did quote that. There's a sucker born every minute.

Every crowd has a silver lining. That's cute money is in some respects life's fire it is a very excellent servant but a terrible mask that's too long if you're gonna have a quote you want it to be a zinger no he was obviously baked out of his goddamn mind when he wrote that one trying to be smart ricky if you could go down in history as oh that was r was Ricky that quoted that, what would be your quote? I'll come back. I'll circle back to you on that one. All right.

What does it have to be about? Well, that's the beauty of a quote. It can be about anything. You said that I had that good one. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Yeah, that was a good one. That had that good one if it ain't broke don't fix it yeah that was a good that was a good one that wasn't it though all right well I'll come back I'll circle back to you on that one just wait a second if it ain't broke don't fix it right it's good advice is that the right

quote because that is it ain broke, don't fix it. I think that's what it is. What is it? If it's not broken, don't fix it. Right. If it's broke, don't fix it. That's what it is. Don't fix it.

If it's broke, don't fix it. I don't know. That's the quote you always, that Ray always used to say. What's, that's it though. If it's broke, don't fix it. Yeah, that's, yeah, the other one was around for a while, which made no fucking sense anyway. What, if it's broke, don't fix it?

If it ain't broke, don't fix it. Why the fuck would you fix it? Stupid, but that's not a saying. It is when you're talking about Ray and Ricky. If it's broke, don't fix it. That's what Ray always used to say. Yeah, stupid. Why would you fix it?

Get a new one. Why would you even say that, though? That's what Ray always used to say. Yeah, it's stupid. Why would you fix it? Get a new one. Why would you even say that, though? That's what's stupid. Saying something like that is stupid. Because a lot of people fix shit. It's dumb. Why would you? If it's not broken, why would you?

I'd get fixing a car, but why the fuck would you try to fix a goddamn microwave or a stereo? Because it's not broke. That's what you're saying. Once it gets broke, don't fucking fix it. Get a new one. Yes, Ray always used to say, if it's broke. Don's what you're saying. Once it gets broke, don't fucking fix it. Get a new one. Yes, Ray always used to say, if it's broke, don't fix it. Just get a new one.

Chuck it away. He always thought it was dumb people saying, if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Why the fuck would you? That was his point. It's a good one. It's not, Ricky. Right now, you're looking at your thing saying, fuck, I should fix this, even though it's not broke. It's fucking dumb even though it's not broke? No, that's fucked. If it's not broke, don't fix it.

That's fucked. But if it's broke, don't fix it. That's fucked. This is fucked. All right, well. Look, you can fix almost anything from watching YouTube. You can disagree to disagree. If you watch YouTube, you can fix basically anything, man.

So it's not, you should try to fix it. What were some other Ray quotes? I didn't pay attention to them, man. Bacon in the oven is better than two dozen in the fridge. Or was it? No, a dozen bacon in the oven is better than two dozen bacon in the fridge. See? I think that was it? No, a dozen bacon in the oven is better than two dozen bacon in the fridge. See? I think that was it.

Can you think about what you said there, man? That doesn't make any sense. It does because you're close to eating it. But if there's two dozen bacon in... Could you repeat the quote, please? A dozen bacon in the oven is better than twelve dozen bacon in the fridge. But things don't bake in the fridge, man. That's the point. So if it's in the fridge, it things don't bake in the fridge, man. That's the point. So if it's in the fridge, it's fucking useless.

You can't eat raw bacon. He's talking about bacon. You're talking common sense, man. But it's fucked. Like, the examples you're using, they're totally fucked. You don't bake two dozen things in the fridge. He's like, oh, great.

Well, that's why baking them in the oven's better. He just means that it's... Ray used to say that. I've heard him say it. He would put a tray of bacon in the oven, and he'd say, there you go, boys. A dozen bacon in the oven's better than 12 dozen bacon in the fridge.

Fucking right it is. I wish I had some bacon right now in the fucking oven. But now it bacon in the fridge. Fucking right it is. I wish I had some bacon right now in the fucking oven. But no, it's in the fridge. Useless. Yeah, man, it's just not necessary to even say that. 1875, Alexander Graham Bell makes his first transmission. Decent. His first sound transmission. Okay, it's not for a car. No, Alexander Graham Bell didn't invent the transmission, Jackie. Well, he makes first transmission, but I guess it's a sound thing.

Do you know who Alexander Graham Bell is? No. He's from here. He's from Nova Tosha. Okay. He invented the fucking telephone. Should I know who he is? Oh, I should know who he is. You know Bell? Bell Mobility? Bell?

Yeah, fuckers. I know them. That's Alexander Graham Bell. That's where that came from. He owns that company. Well, he's dead now, Ricky, but he... I bet he was rich. Well, he patented the fucking telephone, I'd say.

It's still in use today. It is in use today. That's cool. Here's another thing. Basketball was invented here. Did you guys know that? I did know that. And I think hockey. Wasn't hockey?

I think in Windsor. Yeah, there you go. A lot of shit's fucking going down here. Man, fucking fun facts today, guys. Dana Kirby. It's his birthday today. Happy birthday, man. Dana Curvey.

Gua-gua-lu-mo macaroni applies to Pat and the radio. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Don't know him either. No. Macaroni his last name was? Something like that. That doesn't sound right, man.

M-A-R-C-O-N-I. M-A-R... Marconi. Marconi. Marconi. Marconi. Maybe he invented macaroni. I bet he did.

Fuck, there's not a lot of great shit. Babe Ruth, wow, announces retirement, 1935. 1964, Rolling Stones' first U.S. concert tour debuts in Lynn, Mass. East? 1989. Charlie Watts, it's his birthday today. Charlie Watts? The guy that invented electricity? Watts, no man.

Rolling Stones. Rolling Stones? The guy that invented electricity? Watts, no man. Rolling Stones. Rolling Stones? The drummer. Oh, so they started their first U.S. tour on his birthday. That's fucking kinda cool. Decent, Charlie Watts. I wonder how old he was. He wouldn't have been that old, Ricky.

Dead Poets Society starring Robin Williams premieres today on this day in 1989. Fucking good movie, great actor. Poor bastard. Decent. Oh, and the Ken Jennings thing. That's even here, man. Of course it is. Okay, boys.

So this is what I did. What? I pulled up the actual game. Okay. That Ken Jennings, this is the first game he played on jeopardy to start his winning streak so we're gonna have a quick little match here first one to get three answers right is it easy it's Ken Jennings always want to do this man it must be easy if you fucking won that many. This is, well, he had the answers, probably. Okay. The category is, are biography subtitles.

Not. Let's clean up. Pardon me. Quotable recent movies. Playtime. Or episodes. What the fuck? Just wait, was this the...

Is there no easy categories? Why is it? There should be categories like shut the fuck up. No, those are the categories. Ricky, name a number between one and twenty. Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss Eight. 17. Julian. Oh, bullshit. Julian gets to pick the category. We're going to go with let's clean up. Of course you are.

I'm going to clean up. For how much? 200. Let's clean up for 200. Come on. The answer is... Ricky Jennings. Ricky Jennings.

If you're using a leaf skimmer, you're probably keeping... What is it for a pool? Oh, here, just wait. What was the question? Fuck. No, I think you got it. What did he say? What was the answer?

What is a pool, he said, and the answer is pool. What is a pool? He did. He did. No, but was that it, the answer? What is a pool? What is a pool? He did. He did. No, but was that it? The answer, what is a pool? Well, yeah. Okay.

All right. Because that's important. That was it. Okay, Ricky, you, Ricky's leading. Ricky Jennings. Ricky Jennings. Ricky Jennings. Ricky Jennings.

Where? Okay, let's go. I think we'll stay in the same catalog. What is it? Categorized. Whatever the fuck it is, we're staying there, Alex. All right.

Let's clean up for 400. In Pittsburgh, red up means tidy up and is usually applied to one of these, like a teenager's. Ricky. What is a bedroom?

Oh, my God. No, man. That's probably wrong. A bedroom? No, you're fucking kidding me. Oh, baby. Ricky is winning fair and square, two to nothing. I'm good at cleaning up.

That's why. Did you show him these fucking answers? I did not. I swear. Promise? I swear on Jesus' tool. My dad used to fucking make me clean up when I was young, so I know about cleaning up. But how did you

know it meant red up in Pittsburgh? I didn't. I just guessed, because a teenager has one. Red up. Let's get it going before we run out of time. Okay, Ricky. So red up. That's what I gotta start saying to Mo and shit? Yeah, red up. Red up, you little bastard. Well, I'll leave it. I'm not gonna do that unless he's being a little bastard.

Okay, Ricky, what category? You can't hit the kids anymore. You've got to fucking abuse them with words. No, Ricky, you don't abuse them with anything. You don't do any of that. Mental abuse, that's called. It's not good. It's not good, man.

It's all right if you're saying it with a smile on your face. Right up, you little bastard. See, that's not so bad. Let's go on to the next part. What category? What category? Fuckhead or frog fucker. What category?

Sorry, Alex, what are the categories again? The categories are biography subtitles, let's clean up. That's a pretty good one. Pardon me. Pardon me is dumb. are biography subtitles, let's clean up, pardon me, quotable recent movies, playtime, or episodes. Pardon me is dumb. Who says pardon me

anymore? Would you just pick a fucking category? Car wash. No, it wasn't car wash. What's playtime about? Playtime. No, movie, recent movie quotes. I've watched some movies lately. Okay, what year was this fucking thing?

Oh, shit. 2004. Oh, fuck. I don't remember many movies from then. Quotable recent movies for 200. Come on. Ricky Jennings, Ricky Jennings. He only needs one more.

Just shut the fuck up. The year is 2002. Okay. Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband work in the... What is my big, fat, fucking Greek wedding? Oh, my Jesus. Jesus Christ. Ricky, take that.

What is my big, fat Greek wedding? It's not fucking. If Wiggins... What's his name? Wiggins or whatever the fuck? If he said that, no go. I get that one. Jennings or what the fuck is... Whatever his name is. Chief Wiggins, what's his name? Wiggins or whatever the fuck. If he said that, no go. I get that one. Jennings or whatever his name is.

Chief Wiggins? On to the next one. Ricky, you could have had that. I did. I was just, fuck. Technically, Ricky won. No, he didn't win yet. Let's go.

Come on. Let's do another one of those then. I'm fucking unstoppable. Let's go. What category you want? This one wins. This is for the win. Say once. Let's do another one of those then. I'm fucking unstoppable. Let's go. What category you want? This one wins. This is for the win. Same one.

This isn't for the win. He's winning two to one. No, no, no. I'm going to go for 800. Slater. For what? Same one we just did. Movie quotes for 800?

800. Fuck. That'll make me the one to forget this. I'll never get another one of these. No, I said the first one to get three answers right. Lucy made me watch that dumb fucking movie. Do you want it for 800 or 400? 400.

Okay, the year is 2003. Great year. Here's the quote. I shall take you to the Black Pearl and your Bonnie Lass. Ricky! Who are the Pirates of the Caribbean? Oh, my God! Ricky! Who are the pirates of the Caribbean? All my... Are you fucking kidding me?

Yeah! Ricky! How do you remember movies back in 2003, man? Drugs! That was a great movie. 2003! I liked that movie because the fucking, the pirate guy's like... He's all fucking stoned and shit.

It was the guy from the fucking uh vegas drug movie that i liked a lot johnny johnny depp played hunter f thompson and he was pretending to be mick jagger or something or keith richards one of them the drug guy keith richards you guys were freaky no could have beat ken Jennings. I fucking would have went toe-to-toe with him. I'll tell you that. I believe Ricky could have went toe-to-toe with Ken Jennings. Although, you know what? I didn't see any of those movies until way past 2004, so I would have been fucked.

Well, there you go. All right, I'm done. I'm out of here. All right, me too. That's a champion. Don't, Ricky. You're going to have some champion. And I'm taking this and putting it in my fucking car.

Most comfortable fucking... You know what? It makes your ass sweat a bit. I've got a couple beads running down. We don't need to hear about your ass gravy, man. But the taint is intact. See you guys later. Ricky's taint is intact, everybody.

We'll see you next week