Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Podcast Episode 148 - Jimmy Tits and the Bleepilins

Episode Date: June 18, 2018

Julian is at it again on the Trailer Park Boys Podca$$$$h! He's got a greasy new scheme to make $50,000 in crypto-currency which involves Mount Everest, a helicopter, and Bubbles. Sounds easy! Plus: Bitchcoin, a cock story, and AI psychopaths!!  Episode 148 is brought to you by the official Trailer Park Boys Store, SwearNet.com (the only place to watch the video of this podcash), Liquormen's Ol' Dirty Canadian Whisky, and the Boys' own Freedom 35 lager!

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And a new beer is born. Try my new Ricky's Catch-23 malt liquor. It's stronger than you are. I fucking love this page. Get it? Leaf me the fuck alone. It's a bunch of leaves and trees. What, Ricky? Leaf me the fuck alone? It's fucking genius. You've got a coloring book.

Yeah, taking a break from the... Fucking adorable, it's called. Swearing coloring book. Leave me the fuck alone, and it's got leaves. That's hilarious, man. Ricky, it's not that funny. I'm going to put it up in Moe's bedroom. It's not that funny. Moe going to put it up in Moe's bedroom. It's not that funny.

Moe's swearing now, by the way. That's good. You doing it properly? You can... We rolling? I don't know, man. Cameras are on. I'm just fucking coloring, bud.

It's going. It's going. Let's go. All right, let's do this. Are you cracking that open first, or am I doing my thing first? No, you do your thing first, and when you're all finished, I'm going to crack it. What the fuck's going on, fuckers? This is the official Triller Park Police Talk Pad.

Tricked ya! Podcast. Tricked ya. Take a drink. Get the fuck out of my face. Derailed you, didn't I? You kind of did. This is episode 148.

It's a Friday. 148? Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Is is episode 148. It's a Friday. 148? Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Is it really? It's June the 15th. We're getting close to summer, man. Like, real close.

Like, how many days? It's not the summer? Well, it's not. Well, is it the summer? No. It's the summer. Is it officially the summer? June 20th or 21st, I believe.

It's the first day of summer? I think it is. How the fuck do you know? Oh, I'm going to get my shirt off. Get all the oil out and lay around the grass. You got to be careful, Bub. You sunburn bad. Remember when we were fucking kids and you got burnt to a fucking...

Yeah, my nipples came off. Oh, my God, that was gross. You don't get like the bronze look, man. You get like it's just red. No, I get this color right here. There's me. Look at that. You got some freckles, huh?

I glow underwater. I am almost translucent. Like an alien. All right. That's nice to know, man. Almost. My feet are the whitest things. Feet.

My feet could, you could use them as a beacon under the water. Can you see at night? They almost will light the room, yes. I wonder if they glow. Can you charge them up with a black light? No, Ricky, I'm not, I don't glow. That'd be cool.

It'd be cool if you did though. I'm exaggerating. I wish you could drink something that made you glow in the dark. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. That'd be could drink something that made you glow in the dark. Mm-hmm. That'd be fucking awesome. That'd be healthy. Sounds healthy.

I wonder if you, can you drink a glow stick? What would happen? Ricky, please don't start drinking glow sticks. You should fucking try it. Imagine if we were glowing. Just walking around at night, people looking at us naked. Yeah, but wouldn't you just take the glow stick

and just put it all over you? That's no fun. You wanna see like veins and shit. Really make it gross. Your veins are... If you shine a flashlight on your hand, it's red. It's blood. So if you turn that blood into glow... Mmm...

We should try. You'd be dead. That's a different... If you could turn your blood into glow, you're dead, Ricky. Because that means there's no blood in there. All right, next topic. Glow stick juice. Next topic.

Next topic. Next topic. Okay, Bob, I got something for you. What? Would you consider yourself as, you know, being a brave kind of person? You're brave? Depends on the situation. No, I'd say you're brave.

I don't know. You're a brave dude. If there's a kitty in a burning house, you fucking want to see brave? Depends on the situation. I'd say you're brave. I don't know. You're a brave dude. If there's a kitty in a burning house, you fucking want to see brave? And you like to go on hikes and shit. You like taking walks. You fucking walk miles a day when you're collecting cards. I don't particularly like hiking. Do you like climbing, like, mountains or hills or something?

Have you ever seen me climb a fucking mountain? I'm asking you, would you like to? Cut to the fucking ace here, bud. Would you like to? Would you like to climb a mountain? you, would you like to? Talk to the fucking ace here, bud. Would you like to? Would you like to climb a mountain? Sure, I'd like to put on hiking boots and short shorts and go up a mountain. No, you probably won't be able to wear that shit.

You're going to Mount Everest, man. I'm gonna get you to do that, go climb that, and it's kind of like a treasure hunt. What the fuck are you going on about? I'm not going up Mount Everest. All right, there's a company that buried, like, 50,000 bucks worth of cryptocurrency a treasure hunt. What the fuck are you going on about? I'm not going up Mount Everest. All right, there's a company that buried, like, 50,000 bucks worth of cryptocurrency on Mount Everest. Okay.

And you go up and you fucking find it. How do you bury cryptocurrency? It's dangerous. Well, it's a log, man. It's a fucking... It's probably a hard drive. It's a log or something. It's a ledger.

Cryptocurrency ledger. They buried it where? It's Mount Everest. How much money? 50 grand. And you're going to try to send me up there looking for it? We're going to need a sonar. I'll get a cut.

You'll get a huge cut, man. I'll tell you, if I go out and get it, I get the cut. There's nothing for you, bud. Somebody has to get you there. Is there like a PGS beacon or anything? Beep ale on office? No, that's the thing. You got to hunt around for it.

There's nothing like that. It's a treasure hunt. And what did you say it was? A what? I just, I don't know what he said. A beeping? A PGS thing, Beeple and Offal. That's what I heard.

Some kind of a beacon. A Beeple. A Beeple. Beeple. No,eth. That's what I heard. Some kind of a beacon. A Beepal. No, man, that's the whole thing. So what do you say, Bob? That's a good band name. Jimmy Tits and the Beepalins. Actually, you know what? It's from a company in Dublin, man.

They're doing this. That's fucking smart, man. That's not smart. The Irish are smart. How do they make money on it? It's just a way to promote their new fucking company. And I read it, and I'm talking about it. So you getting paid for them? Well, I've got to contact these guys, but we've got to find it first.

Maybe we can work with some kind of a deal. I'm not going to fucking Mount Everest. You know, there's dead bodies on the way up there, and they use them now. They're frozen for so long, they use them as waypoints. You should take pictures of those bodies. Go up about a thousand feet till you see the fucking dead guy.

Take her left. All right, well you do that. You take pictures. We're gonna need a fucking ton of edibles, because I heard that at those elevations, you can't light a joint. There's no air. Well, there's air.

I guess we could do blades, hot knives. How? Torch. Is a torch going to burn? Oh, fuck. Maybe not. Maybe a torch needs air. I'll get back to you on that.

I'm going to do some research. But we should start making edibles. That would be the main concern, would it? How many edibles we have. Do you really want to be fucked out of your mind climbing everest ricky yeah it's the only way i can deal with steel that's probably a good idea liquor would be a good thing you want to be sure you're footing though straight people be like holy it's cold out here and ricky you'd be like not feeling it so if there's any companies out there that have park- make parkas and mucklucks and shit like that, we need some shit. I'll take care of the flights, alright?

I'm not doing it. Do you have to be in good shape for that? He's in good shape. To climb Mount Everest? Yeah. Ricky, do you understand how fucking... What would be the difficulty level, one to ten? Twelve.

Really? Ricky, it's one of the highest fucking mountains in the world. Yeah, but you just do it in stages, like an hour here, an hour there, isn't it? That's fucked. Just take your time, fuck. An hour here, an hour there.

What's the rush to get to the top? We're not gonna break the record, so. maybe we'll have the record for the slowest. There's Ukrainians already up there trying to fucking find it. So we got to make sure we get this going pretty soon, man. Can you get a helicopter to the top? No. Why couldn't we do that? You can't fucking fly.

You're not going to get dropped off. Why not? Yeah, I don't give a fuck about the climb. I just want the money. Get dropped off and then we just go rooting around up there. Must be a good view from up there. Okay, I'm just checking this out.

Keep going. There'd be no footprints though. They'd be like, how'd you get here? There's no footprints. How do we deal with that, Ricky? Did they say you have to climb the fucking mountain to win? I believe so. Fucking hell.

You've just got to find the fucking thing, man. It's not gonna- So we could go up in a chopper. Yeah, I guess we could do that. That's gonna cost a lot of money though. Be better if you just hike the- It's gonna be less than the medical bills when we come back with fucking frostbitten limbs. Cheaper than that. Okay, well, this thing could go up to like tens of millions of dollars, man, so we gotta get on it. All right, okay, I'll work on it.

Moving on. All right, I'm in. Everest, you'll be conquered by bubbles. Did you see Dennis Rodman on the news, sir? Oh, yeah, earlier this week. They had that summit. Yeah, he was over. Did you see what he had on his shirt? Pot coin? week, they had that summit. Yeah, he was over. Did you see what he had on his shirt? Pot coin?

Yeah, what is that? I don't know, man. But I should get some. Pot coin? Pot coin. It's some kind of marijuana-based... It's like bitch coin, but it's not... Yeah, it's to deal with pot.

It's like what? Bitch coin. Bitch coin? What the fuck is that? What's Bitcoin, Ricky? Isn't that that money that... Crypto... Whatever the hell it was?

Cryptocurrency? Well, you know what? Bitcoin. It's Bitcoin. B-I-T. That's the short version. Okay, well, whatever he did, that T-shirt, guess what? What?

It's soaring. Potcoin coin is now soaring. Of course it is. Yeah. So this is the kind of shit we got to, you could wear, like, Sunnyvale fucking coin or something. So there was, like, world peace. No, but it's an actual thing. I know.

Potcoin. We got to get something going before we go. What is it? What is it? It's probably just coins. It's like hash coins, I guess, except they're made out of weed. Banking for the cannabis industry.

It's a digital currency. What is it? $100 billion. Digital currency based on weed. Huh. That's fucking smart, man. That sounds like something you should be into. I'm going to get into it.

How do you grow it or do it? You grow coins? Potcoin.com. We should have hashcoin.com. Okay, let's do it. I'm registering right now. You've got to figure this shit out, man. I'm not good with that stuff.

So there's like a world peace this week. Well, we don't know that yet, do we? It's pretty amazing stuff. Yeah, we'll see. What do you mean, we'll see? I don't trust the shifty-eyed little bastard. Okay. Kim Jong-un, I don't trust him. I think he's full of shit.

I think he started smoking dope and he's totally chilled out. He's like, holy fuck, I get it now. I don't trust him. What's with all this crazy shit? He, you know, he's blowing people up with anti-aircraft guns, eh? For an audience. I think that was rumors. Maybe. No, it was video of it, Ricky.

He blasted them with a missile. Well, they must have deserved it, I guess. Hmm. Anyway, we'll see what happens. Yeah, well, we gotta figure this fucking pit point shit. There's a lot of people who got burnt on this June 15th. All right, tell us, who got burnt point today there, Ricky? Come on.

I don't want to offend the Republic of China, so can you pronounce the first one, sir? Oh, that's Xi Jinping. Okay. 1953, General Secretary of the Communist Party of China. And the President of the People's Republic of China. He was born in... Yeah.

Beijing. President of China. Beijing. Beijing, Ricky. Beijing. I can speak basic Beijing. Beijing, Ricky. Beijing. I can speak basic Chinese if you need any. Beijing should have been B-E-I-G-E. Wait, now, did you say you know basic Chinese? I can read and write basic Chinese. Go for it.

Go for it. What does that mean? How are you? Okay, more. Give me some more. What does that mean? How are you? Okay, more. Just give me some more.. What does that mean? I like your hat.

You're so full of shit, man. You know how to speak. You don't know how to, what are you talking about? I can speak Chinese. You can't speak Chinese. A little bit. James Belushi? Yeah. That's a big one.

Jim Belushi. John Belushi's brother. His's a big one. Jim Belushi. John Belushi's brother. His little brother. He was born when? 1954. 1954. Holy fuck. What?

Maybe he's his older brother. Who's older, Jim or John? Hey, sorry. Who's older, Jim or John? Hey, sorry. Who's older, James Belushi or John Belushi? Okay, I found this on the web. For who's older, James Belushi or John Belushi? Take a look. See, yours makes you take a look,

because that's stupid to Apple. Look at this one. What? T stole me this phone. Look, mine actually's stupid to Apple. Look at this one. What? T stole me this phone. Look, mine actually tells me what. It doesn't tell me to go looking. Who's older, John Belushi or Jim Belushi? According to Wikipedia,

he is the younger brother of comic actor John Belushi and father of actor Robert Belushi. See, I don't got to go. He played the role of Jim on the sitcom According to Jim. All right, well, I did find out John Belushi was born in 49. So he's like fucking six years younger, older, I mean. Jim Belushi. Not quite as funny as John Belushi in my opinion.

Okay, five years. 54. Five years. John Belushi died at the Marmont Hotel, the Chateau Marmont. Yeah, used to get her there. And we've been there. We have. We've been in that little place where he passed away.

In the room? Yes. I believe there was things got pissed on. There was some things got pissed on in that room and there was some hamburger buns covered in ketchup that got stuck to the walls. And the TV. Why would you do that? It wasn't us. It was a drummer. It was a drummer

from a Canadian rock band who used to be used to be fucking insane. Used to be a little banged up. Now he's totally chill. He pissed on the fax machine, didn't he? Is that what he did? I've seen him piss on a number of things.

I've seen him piss in many fax machines. He pissed on my bed. I forgot about that. I wasn't real happy about that. He pissed in your bed. He plucked up the sheets, the fresh bed, pissed all over it, and then just put the sheets back down. I had to sleep with Julian that night.

He pissed in that piece of art at the Grand Hotel in Toronto. What about when he dunked his junk in that fucking orange juice, vodka and orange, and then ran around the center of it? That's if he pissed himself. Yeah. He also rolled a giant vase that was literally five feet big. He rolled it down and set a stair like Indiana Jones and it exploded. Yeah, that was fucked up.

And those glasses. Yeah. Fucking stacks of trays of glasses and he fucking just smashed them all. People don't have a clue what we're talking about

I don't think. And we're not talking about Neil Peart. He'd probably be arrested. It's not Neil Peart. We can say that. No, it's another Canadian drummer. All right.

Wade Boggs. He was gut-born today. He was fucking awesome. Third baseman, Wade Boggs. Come on. Wade Boggs. Yeah. Ellen Hunt from the Hunt tomato sauce family.

No, she was not, Ricky. Was she? No, man. No. Fuck, she was in, Ricky. Was she? No, man. No. Fuck, she was in Mad About You and Twister. Mad About You. She had a giant forehead. Didn't she have, like, a long forehead?

She's beautiful. No, that's a... No, man. Alan Hunt didn't have, like, an 80s forehead? You mean like a... A fake one or a real one? Oh, a real one. Like, she's got a real...

I think her forehead was about that long, wasn't it? Okay, yeah. Yeah, she had a... She was in that movie as great as it could get, too. It's kind of big, isn't it? Well, that's kind of a... Oh, she's a gorgeous lady. Don't get me wrong.

I just remember she had her... Her forehead was longer than her face. Her forehead takes up at least half of her face, doesn't it? Yeah, but I wish I had a forehead like that. That means she's got a big brain. Great big Alan Hunt brain. Just throbbing in there. With all the information.

Courtney Cox. Courtney Cox. You used to do some things thinking about her, bubs. Who did? Didn't you? It's one of those. Wasn't she the Vanessa on Friends or whatever the hell her name was? Courtney Cox.

She was Monica Geller. Yeah. You had a crush on her. Well, she was also in the Bruce Springsteen video, Born in the USA. That's where you really had a crush on her. Before she was in Friends. That's where I first noticed. Jennifer Aniston or Courtney Cox,

which one would you rather, you know, get things going with? Well, that's a personal question. I'm not going to answer it on the live. Out to the world. All right. Which one would you rather? Both.

Doesn't matter, man. They're both hot. Ice Cube. You'd rather Ice Cube than those two? Ricky'd rather get shit going with Ice Cube. He got born today. He's pretty badass. Didn't you have some cock story you had about him, Bubz?

It wasn't a cock story, Ricky. With Ice Cube. It wasn't a cock story. I was... We were at Snoop Dogg's. Big compound. And I went in to use the washroom, the public washroom. And I was at the urinal.

And there was a gentleman urinating in the urinal next to me. And I could sense it was somebody. I don't know how, and I just took a quick look at his face, not down. Both. I looked over and looked back and it was Ice Cube passing next to me. Nice. It was very cool. And you didn't check him out? No, I didn't check him out. By mistake. He leans very far in. Okay. What does piss smell like? Ricky, you get... No, but did it smell okay or was it stinky? I didn't... I don't know. I bet you it was cold, though.

Get it? Yeah. Here's an ice cube. I know, yeah. That was fucked. Ice cube? No, I didn't. I just... I wasn't gonna obviously try to shake it. Hey, Mr. Cube.

It is weird when people do that in the bathroom. People do that to you? I just, I wasn't gonna obviously try to shake it. Hey, Mr. Cube. It is weird when people do that in the bathroom. People do that to you? They've done it before. At urinals? Hey, Rick, I keep seeing you on the TV, and then they try to shake my hand. I'm like, bud, just trying to... Just took your hand off.

Just probably not do that right now. Literally just took your hand off your wiener, and now you want to shake. Shake it off, shake it off, ooh ooh. Players gonna play, play, play, play, play. Bakers gonna bake, bake, bake, bake, bake. Biff naked. Biff naked?

Got born today. What year? It is your born day, nice. Where's Biff naked at? I don't see her. Probably shouldn't say what year. She might get angry. Beth naked, oh yes.

1971. She's 29. Oh, I shouldn't have said the year you mean. 71. No, it's a typo. She was born in 91. Beth naked, she's only 29. 29, she is.

Why would you lie about that shit? I love Beth naked. Beth naked's awesome. She's only... Boys, she was born in 70. 29. Come on. Why would you lie about that shit? I love Beth Naked. Beth Naked's awesome. She's cool. If anybody doesn't know who Beth Naked is, Google her. She's a Canadian singer. She's excellent. She's excellent.

She's got a cool voice. She does cool videos. Cool music. Beth Naked. She's not naked, though. She's fully clothed. Neil Patrick Harris. Remember him?

The guy with three last names? What? I always thought he had three last names. It's weird. Weird parents. Neil Patrick Harris? Yeah, all last names. Well, Neil and Patrick are both first names. Vince Neil, that's a last name Neil.

Right there. There you go. Patrick? Who's the last name Patrick? There's gotta be somebody. I know there's a Fitzpatrick, so... James Patrick? St. Patrick.

Hey. Was St. Patrick's first name Patrick or his last name? No idea. I think it's his first name. It would be like St. Julian. If you were a saint, which you're not. That's got a good ring to it, though, doesn't it? No.

St. Julian. There is a St. Julian. Is there? Yeah. No, there isn't. There is a St. Julian. Is there? Yeah. There is St. Julian, the patron saint of cock. He's Googling it. The patron saint of cock. Okay.

Here, I got some stories, boys. Okay, get me something. Other important days. Let me just pick one at random. Ontario man finds live World War I artillery shell in his neighbor's trash. What the fuck? I'd love to find one of those. But he was just out, you know, he stepped over his fence to go in to cross the thing. Yeah.

He almost stepped on that cocksucker right there. That's awesome. A live artillery shell. I'd love to find one of those. No, you wouldn't, Ricky. Build a fucking cannon? Or what do they shoot out of? A barrel of some sort?

An artillery gun. Build one out of pipe. You couldn't build a fucking thing to launch that shell out of a pipe? Same as a potato gun, just a little bigger. No. Wrong. Be fucking thing to launch that shell out of a pipe? Same as a potato gun, just a little bigger. No. Wrong. It'd be fucking fun to try though. I wonder what would happen.

You'd blow yourself up. You'd blow yourself up. There's what would happen. Case closed. You'd be in about 90 pieces. Could you get dead? You could get dead, yes. All right, I'm not going to do that then.

What else? What the fuck? Why did Buddy have this goddamn shell? Nobody knows. He just threw it in the trash. He just bored with it and wanted to get rid of it? Yeah. Look at this.

In County Durham, over in, where is this at ireland maybe the in ireland county durham police were called to a child spotted going into a swingers club so the cops rushed down to the swingers club yeah they go in they say hey there's a kid in here what the fuck were they doing with the kids it wasn't it was just a it was just a tiny lady that's it was just a short lady that's a bit of a fuck-up yeah somebody thought it was a kid going in so they called the police oh speaking of calling the police this is a funny one too this guy here was in scow hegan where we've been i've been down i like that scowhegan, where we've been. I've been down. I like that name. Skowhegan.

I've been to Skowhegan with shopping cart loads. Back when Shitty and me were running carts. That's a good name. It fucking sounds tough. This guy called the cops, said he needed help dismantling a cannon. You see, he built his own cannon, didn't he? No, he didn't build it.

Where'd he get it? He was called the police and said, I'm trying to disable a black powder cannon. He needs help. The cops go down, they find all kinds of explosives. They throw him in fucking jail and take his cannon from him. Scowhegan dummy, right there. Poor fucker. That sucks.

Yeah, I'm just whipping. This is how we should be doing the stories. They're good. Why the fuck would you call the cops to get help if you knew you had all that shit in your house? Maybe he wanted to get arrested. Well, maybe he's dumb too, Ricky. Could have been like, come arrest me before I do something stupid. Yeah, maybe.

Maybe. Good thing. That could have been some bad fucking shit went down. So nobody's got anything else? I've got something. Remember the first time we watched fucking Terminator? Yes. And we're like, okay, the world is done.

I was terrified. Artificial intelligence, they're going to take over? Yeah. Check this out, man. Norman, the world's first psychopath. Artificial intelligence. They created it. I know.

You hear about that? Great. Massachusetts, they did it. They trained an artificial intelligence algorithm to become a psychopath by exposing it to gruesome and violent images on popular social network Reddit. Yeah. So now this thing is fucking like, he's nasty, man. It thinks that's the way you operate. Yeah.

Because that's all he's learned. Fuck. But now the trick should be to see if they can turn him into a nice fella. Turn him into a nice fella? Yeah, just, okay, Norman, you gotta stop. He's a psychopath now. He's gonna fucking suck them in and then boom. We can rehabilitate those kinds of people.

Done. They're too fucked. It's pretty fucked up, man. They should have a death penalty for fucking computers. That turn into psychopaths. You just smashed the shit out of them. You just turned them off, Ricky. Pulled the battery out of them.

They might figure ways out around that shit. Not if they have no power. They might be hiding power somewhere. If they're that smart. But if he's not powered up, how is he going to go to the place where he hid the power? He might have had a battery. On him, on his person. He might have.

He could have convinced someone to put it in there. Now he's just fucking running on anything. Yeah, this is fucked. You know how you get those little paint smudgy things? You open it up. People are like, okay, that looks like a butterfly. Yes. Not this guy.

He's like, that looks like a man getting shot in the fucking head. Yeah, because he's crazy. That's the kind of shit. He's crazy, man. Built a crazy person. No, this is the thing of flowers. No, it's not. It's a pregnant woman falling off a fucking building.

I like this guy. He's fucked. Norman. Norman. I bet you I know why they named him Norman. From that, what's it called, the movie? Yes, what movie? The American Motel, or what was it?

No, Ricky, his name's Norman, and he's a psychopath. Right, but what was the name of the movie? He was a psycho. Psycho. I know. What is it, though? Just think, he was a psycho-path. Come on, man.

Norman Bates. Yeah, that's it. Bates Hotel. Is that the name of the movie? Norman Bates. Nope. Bates Motel. That's where he lived.

But he was a psychopath. How was he ever? Oh, my fuck. How do you not know? Like, you can't... We're throwing hints at you. I thought it was Bates Motel or Norman Bates or... All of that is correct.

It's just not the name of the movie. The movie was about... Or Stabby. Stabbing. The Stabbing. The movie was about... Knife. Or Stabby. Stabbing. The Stabbing. The Stabbing. Holy fuck.

What was he, Ricky? He was a motel worker that turned fucking nuts and killed his... What kind of nuts was he? Just crazy, loony tunes. No, he was a psychopath. Right. So he was actually psycho.

Like, he was psycho that time. Well, I know all that. Just fucking... Anyway, fucking it. Who cares? It just pisses me off that I forget things. Ricky, the movie was called Psycho. I couldn't have given you a bigger hint. Shut up. Was it? Psycho. I couldn't have given you a bigger hint. Shut up.

Was it? Psycho. Why wouldn't I remember that? Maybe you were one as well. How is it spelled? P-S-Y. Now I remember. It was a fucking weird word, and I blocked it out of my mind

because it didn't make sense how it was sounded out. And now it's back in my head, and I've got to think about that for more time. Great. Ricky, it's just got a silent P. I don't fucking like it. It should never have gotten that. What's the point of it?

I don't know why the P is silent. It is fucked. I truly don't actually know that at all. Okay, what else do we got here? Anything? How about some e-mails? Oh, we've got e-mails. Let's get some e-mails. We've got e-m got here? Anything? How about some emails? Oh, we've got emails. Let's get some emails.

About the summit. How come the Kim guy took his own toilet? He said he was worried about sewer divers finding out what his school was all about. It's a thing that they got going on, man. Kim Jong-un took his own toilet

and he collects his shit and takes it with him so that they can't analyze it and figure out anything about him. He's a little bit paranoid, you might have noticed. There's other fucking world leaders that do it, right? Does Trump do it? Where does he shit? I don't think he takes his with him. I think he might, man. Maybe. I've got to fucking Google this.

I don't think that the president takes his shit with him. Maybe he might, man. He splashes it like a normal person. Maybe. I've got to fucking Google this. I don't think that the president takes a shit with him. Maybe he wears a diaper. No, he doesn't wear a diaper. He might. He might. I think once you're over 65, it's a fair game. Here's one from Grunovia. Who?

Gruvonja. Where's that Who? Gruvanya. Where's that at? Oh, look, they sent a picture and it says, hey, Julian, how does my cock taste? What the fuck? What the fuck is that? They sent in a picture

of them drawing cocks on Julian's face. Seems to be a... Why would someone take time to do something like that? Oh, it would only take a second. Still, man, it's fucked up. Only take a second. Here, what else do we got? Seems to be a...

Hey, boys, big fan. You boys should hold an IQ test between the three of you. Brian from Modesto, California. What is that? What was that music? He says the three of us should have an IQ test.

Fuck off. Between the three of us. No, he's saying a competition. Why would you want to do that? I think we should. What does it stand for? Intelligence Quotient. Hmm.

It's a smart test, Ricky. To see how smartly you are. Alright. This will find out who's smart stupid and who's stupid, smart. Does it measure all that? Probably, yeah. What are the two different ones?

You can be smart, stupid, or you can be stupid, smart. What is each one? What is smart, stupid? It's when, you know, these fucking college dicks think they're so fucking smart. And they might be, but they're still stupid when it comes to common day everythings. And what's stupid smart mean? It'd be kind of like, you know, Julian or whatever. He's not really that smart or educated,

but he sometimes has a smart idea. I got my fucking grade 12. Thank you very much, man. I know what I'm doing. I'd like to see it. And I'm a fucking businessman. I'd like to see your... And I'm a fucking businessman. I'd like to see your diploma. I would like to see that diploma, too.

I don't have one, okay? Right. I did go. I completed it. It keeps those fucking things anyway. Do you have your final report card? Why would I keep something like that? Boys, check this out.

I would keep the break. I would keep everything. Check this out from Donnie Yuko. Donnie who? Donnie Yuko. Okay. He says, hey, or hello. Don't know if you guys already know, but you are huge, in capital letters, in India.

No fucking way. What? He says, you guys are huge in India thanks to Netflix. Cops here are insanely fucked and we could really use Ricky's tips on how to deal with them. Are you planning on writing a book or something? I am planning on writing a couple books and just about dealing with shit like this. So yes. What was his name? Donnie Yuko. Donnie Yuko. It's coming. What's it gonna be called? Uh, I don't know yet. A deal with cops in India?

That could be a chapter, yeah. I might have to go. I'm gonna, I'm coming over, Donnie. We're gonna fucking deal with this right there. You're gonna head to India, are you? Fuck it. If he needs help. Do you know how far away that is right there?

Not a clue. Don't care. How do I get there? What is it about 28 hours on a plane? Shut up. 28 or 30 hour travel day. How would I get there? What is it about 28 hours on a plane? Shut up. 28 or 30 hour travel day. How would you not run out of fuel? Well, you don't, I don't think you go direct, Ricky.

There's some stops. Is there a train or a bus option? Not over the ocean, no. You're flying, man, you're on a boat. One or the other. Probably going to Heathrow in London and then down there maybe. I don't know.

Goddamn, what about a container ship? That's a fucking- That's a long haul. That's a long haul. That's longer than 28 fucking hours. Be comfortable though. In a container. If you set it up right.

Nice fucking bed and- Well, yeah. Entertainment center. If you had Julian's setup he had in that container. It's a good setup, boys. This guy.

Cancer sucks. Revised email hoping for just a little shout out, boys. This is from Bridget O'Mara. Hey, Bridget. She says, greetings

from Michigan. My husband, Tim, who is a U.S. Army veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan. Way to go, Tim. Thank you for your service. He's battling an extremely rare stage four incurable blood cancer. Fuck's sake. Which spread to his lungs, liver, and bones. Fuck.

He's only 31. Fuck. Fuck. He's only 31. Fuck. Fuck. That sucks. Doctors are pretty positive he acquired it overseas while deployed from the burn pits, depleted uranium, et cetera. We have three young kids. Times have been tough.

You boys helped bring the laughs through some of the really shitty times. I was wondering, Ricky, Julian, and Bubbles, if Tim can please get a big cancer can-go-fuck-itself from you guys. It really would mean so much. You're fucking right. And there he is right there. There's Tim. Look at Tim. See, that sucks.

He looks like he's all healthy. Okay, so this is a big one here, boys. This is a big one. Okay. Tim, this one's for you. Right here. Right here. Cancer can go fuck itself.

Big time. Right there. That sucks. Fucking cancer. Fuck cancer. I'm pissed off now. Hold on. You know what?

I'm getting drunk. I am pissed off at this You know what? I'm getting drunk. I am pissed off at this cancer. Yep. Time to get drunk. That's it? Just like that? Kim goes over there and fucking fights and everything, you know, standing up for the country. He comes back and he gets cancer. Horse shit. It is horse shit.

Pisses me off. Pisses me off. All right. All right, let's go get drunk. You want to get drunk? Yes. I'm in. Let's go have a drink for damn.

Fucking incurable bullshit. Fucking blood cancer. Fuck you, blood cancer. Let's get drunk, boys.