Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - Season 6 Episode 1 - The Silence Of The Bubbles

Episode Date: May 27, 2024

What the f**k is up with Bubbles? Murder? Cyborg transformation? Or is he just f**ked up on gummies? The Boys also plot a weed planting rampage, get learnt about quasars, and do WHAT with a dirty old applesauce log?!?

To watch the video version of Park After Dark in my fucking trailer, go to SwearNet.com or download the SwearNet Trailer Park Boys app. Fuck off. How are you all feeling? Pretty fucked, bud. Tried some new gummies and they were pretty potent. What did we smoke? What is this? That was just to try to bring us down a little bit.

This is bringing us down. It said that those were like 50 milligrams each. There's no fucking way. Those are like. We don't have the shakes or anything 200 solid man you good bubs wanna wake back to earth here bubs uh don't don't do this you can't talk bullshit man talk breathe out breathe in this is a really weird coincidence right now, because I have a story about a guy like that. Yep, so do I, actually. It's probably the same fucking story.

Murder? Yeah. Did you kill somebody, Bubz? Oh, come on. Are you going to run into the mountains? Okay. See, you're so full of shit. He must have saw the same story, maybe. No. This fucking guy,

the Chinese man, wanted for murder. Avoided police for 20 years by pretending to be a deaf and mute scavenger in the mountains. Yeah. He abandoned his fucking wife, his little 11-year-old daughter.

And he fucking beat his neighbor over the head with a shovel. Jesus Christ. You might want to, like, chill out a bit, man, before you hit somebody in the head with a fucking shovel, eh, bubs? But did he finally get, he must have got caught, obviously, but how the fuck did that happen? He got caught. The article left that part out.

I mean. So if you ever kill someone, just act like Bose. Go fucking out. I remember you did that once, man. The cops were after you for something. You pretended you couldn't fucking hear them and see them. Did it work? I don't remember.

It did actually for a little bit, but they're like, Ricky, we know it's fucking you, man. You're not deaf. I don't know if that's smart or not smart, but I guess he avoided going to jail. It's 20 years, and I mean. Come. Maybe he didn't miss.

Do you think he missed his wife and kid? Maybe. I'd say he did a lot of beating over those 20 years. What do you think? For money? Maybe for money. I know he was selling, like, odd things to make a living to get some food, but he's not with his wife, man. He was definitely beating it. What a dummy.

Yeah, it's pretty fucked up. Well, I guess if you're in jail for 20 years, they kill you for killing somebody. I mean, that's probably a bit worse. What are you doing? So good on him. He's typing in some information. What the fuck are you doing, man?

Cyborg. I'm going to dump. Okay okay he's coming back to life here he's a fucking cyborg is he you gotta okay next week next week I won't give you one of those edibles give them to him man he'll get used to them.

All right, Bob. He'll come around. Just fucking give him a few minutes. I think I'm coming around. Fuck. He's smiling. I think I'm coming around. What's up with the English accent, man?

Huh? Scotland. The sky. Sorry. The sky. Holy fuck, man. All right, these, you know what? I like you on these edibles, Bob.

Did you guys see the fucking video of that woman on the Mexican beach with the bull? Oh, what a dummy, man. That was pretty fucked up. Did you guys see that? No. She dropped, she had her bags and shit. Well, she fed the fucking thing, first of all, which she probably shouldn't do. A dolphin? A fucking bull.

A massive bull. Horned bull. Just cruising around the beach. A bull. People were like, hey, don't be fucking doing that. And she's like, oh, it's such a cute little bull. So then the bull came up and sniffed her bag. She fucking shoved the bull's head away.

People were like, you shouldn't be doing that. And the fucking thing just started tossing around. And then it fucking smacked her right in the head. It's big. You don't want to get hit with a fucking bull head, man. It was pretty horrifying. It was bad. Is she alive?

Status unknown. She's bruised. Oh, she's got to be fucking concussed and fucking stitched. Embarrassed. She's lucky one of those horns didn't fucking just... There's a couple people laughing in the video, which... I would have been laughing. Well, I would have been like, you stupid fucking idiot.

Jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you? That is a fucking massive animal that can kill you. Yeah, but you know why, right? Why? Because of the TikTok and the social media. People see people, you know, going up and dealing with big animals where they just luck out and they don't get killed. Then young people think it's fucking normal to go up to a gigantic wild animal

and just pet the fucking thing. Yeah. They don't get it because they watch it on the TikTok. Oh, I saw a guy. I saw one guy pet a bull one time and nothing happened to him. Yeah, I'm not wearing red. I should be fine. Is that true?

The whole red thing? Yes, it's fucking true. No, they just do that for no reason for hundreds of fucking years. I think it's bullshit. I think I read that it was bullshit. Any bright color. No, it's fucking red. They see red.

That's where the fucking term comes from. But you know what? This shit like that I was seeing red. Bulls attacking people is quite common in India. Like you could be at a market in India and a bull come up and fucking just ram you in. It ain't got no gas in it.

It's like this fucking guy in Alaska. There's a moose with two little babies and the fucking dumbass tries to go take pictures of her newborn calves. Don't take pictures of my calves. The fucking moose killed the guy. Because moose are not smart. No, he killed the fucking guy. Oh, he killed him. Yep. I'm a moose and the guy. Because moose are not smart. No, he killed the fucking guy. Oh, he killed him. Yep.

I'm a moose and I'm smarter than you. So a little tip. If you see a moose with babies, don't try to fucking go anywhere near the babies. Don't touch my babies. Talking moose. Sound like fucking. Is that what a moose sounds like, you think? Daryl from Sling Blade.

Is that his name? Daryl? Isose sounds like you think Daryl from Sling Blade is that his name Daryl is that his fucking name Daryl what was his fucking name Daryl I'm going down to that doll's house tonight yeah that was good man that was a good movie fucking

this store in Washington sells three winning lottery tickets in one week. I bet they're going to be busy. 4.6 million, 165,000, 200,000 Powerball. One fucking week. He should go to the doctor and get the horseshoe check that's up his arse. Thing could rust out. I didn't know the store gets 1%. It's a pretty good gig.

The store did all right. 4.6 million, that's 46 grand, isn't it? Yes, it is. It's not bad for just being a store. Hey, I'm a store, and I just got fucking 46 grand. Well, the owner gets it, Ricky, not the store. They don't give it to the building. No, it's how the store gets it.

Well, yeah, they mean the owner of the store. They don't give it to the building. No, it's how the store gets it. Well, yeah, they mean the owner of the store. Why would they give 46 grand to a fucking wooden structure? Just so he can pay his taxes and shit,

I guess. Renovate, man. Yeah. The store. I'm staying out of it. You're right, it's stupid. I'm trying to help him out here, Bubbs.

You don't fucking give the money to a goddamn building. Why did it say they gave the money to the owner of the store? Holy fuck. Maybe they put 46 grand in renovations into the store.

Who knows? Maybe the store has its own bank account, and he drives around and pays his bills, Ricky. You know what? The world is fucked. You think the world's getting better, but it's getting more fucked. Who thinks it's getting better? I don't.

Listen, there's a 12-year kid, right? He's got, at his school, for some fucking reason you gotta have your hair dude's gotta have your hair, like, to the collar, right? Oh, I saw this kid, yeah. He's got this phobia where he can't fucking get his hair cut. I'm calling bullshit

on that. Anyway, this dude, like, I don't blame this kid. He's got fucking. He's got nice hair. This guy, when he gets older, is going to be like getting his shit. So you think he's hot, basically. No, I don't think he's hot. I think he's got cool hair, but you know.

12-year-old boy and you find him hot, don't you? No, he looks like that fucking, what's his face? Lenny Kravitz. This guy's going to be like. Do you think Lenny Kravitz is going to be? He's going to be doing some, I'm just saying they do a lot of banging. Do you think Lenny Kravitz has a nice body? No, I'm saying he does a lot of banging.

The motherfucker does a lot of banging. So let the kid grow his fucking hair, man. Okay. But the school said, nope, not coming here, bud. We have a rule. Your hair's got to be above your collar. And his parents said he has a phobia of fucking getting his hair cut, which there's a word for.

Yeah, there is a word for it. How the fuck can you have a phobia getting your hair cut? You can't have a phobia for anything, right? That's so fucked. Yeah. There's people that have phobias of having phobias. What's that called? Phobophobia. That's people that have phobias of having phobias. What's that called? Phobophobia.

That's called you're fucked. Fucked in the head phobia. There's a word for it, but I don't know what it is, man. I think it's phobophobia. Phobophobia. I think so. You guys know there's a fucking island off the coast of Brazil called Snake Island? No, but there's probably a bunch of them around the world.

This one is fucking scary. People are not allowed to go on it. It's that dangerous. Because of the snakes? It's got the golden... What the fuck? Ticket? From American Idol?

I can't read it. Golden loner head? Anyway, it's one of the world's most venomous pit vipers. Oh, yeah. It kills shit in, like, seconds. Well, you don't want to go to that fucking island, then. Well, the Navy won't let you. Maybe that's the eyelash viper, because the eyelash viper is the most venomous.

Eyelash viper? What the fuck is that? The eyelash viper. It looks like it's got these big eyelashes. I had one of the cocksuckers right above me in Costa Rica one time. Really? Yeah. Imagine, like, that's where we should drop off the really bad criminals.

Snake Island. That's what you should do, man. That's a good movie right there. Snake Island. Snake Island. 4,000 fucking pit vipers. You want to kill somebody? You right there. Snake Island. Snake Island. 4,000 fucking pit vipers. You want to kill somebody, you're going to Snake Island. Well, there used to be a fucking lighthouse there in the early 1900s.

No way. And all the fucking lighthouse keepers kept getting killed. Fuck that. You know what? Nobody's allowed on the island anymore. Wow. There's some motherfuckers that make like a million bucks a year being a licensed housekeeper.

There's one like this that's like in the middle of nowhere in the ocean. Yeah. Who the fuck's paying for that? Sign me the fuck up. Someone's paying because the guy's sitting there

all by himself, man, doing nothing. Yeah, but who pays for that? The shipping, the big ship companies, I guess. No, man, probably the country or something. What a lonely job.

That's what they're saying. They couldn't do it by digital something. No, man. Satellites? No, this thing's been? What a lonely job. That's what they're saying. They couldn't do it by digital something? No, man. Satellites? No, this thing's been there for a long time. It must. But they could upgrade it.

And get to the fucking thing. Put an LED light in it. You don't need a fucking candle log. Well, the fucking weather's so bad that, you know, they need this lighthouse because the ships are fucking sick. Yeah, but I'm saying put a fucking new one up there, LED. Yeah, man, they can automate them now. one up there. LED. Yeah, man. They can automate them now. Most of them are automated. What the fuck would you not do that for?

Don't know, man. Pay some guy a million bucks and then he can't spend it. Where's he gonna go? Then he goes out of his fucking mind and goes on a rampage with a sword. Yeah, maybe it's just the government just fucking the guy over saying, let's see how long this crazy bastard's gonna fucking make it. Well, what's the good of a million? There's not even a corner store he can go spend it at. You save up, man. You

retire as a lighthouse guy and then you're living seclusion because you don't want to talk to Humes anymore because you're fucked. You live in seclusion with 10 million bucks? Yeah. That'd be fun. I could do it. He's probably jacking all over. You'd have to come up with ways to fucking pleasure

not pleasure yourself. Amuse yourself. You'd have to come up with ways to fucking pleasure, not pleasure yourself. It's wrong. Amuse yourself. You'd have to, man. Fuck, you'd be bored. What would you do, Ricky? What would be the first game you invent if you're on an island by yourself in a lighthouse? Fucking Call of Duty.

Call of Duty? How would you play that? With a rifle. What are you shooting at? Anything that fucking moves. Oh, man, I'd have a gun and I'd be fucking blowing all the birds. So if there happens to be a nice bird that you could make friends with and become buddies, you'd shoot him?

That's up to him. Depends how quick he is. I mean, it's a million bucks. I know, but if you're on an island by yourself and, oh, my God, there's a squirrel here, I didn't know it. And when you say by yourself and, oh, my God, there's a squirrel here. I didn't know it. And when you say island, it's not much of a, it's a rock. That's what I mean.

But if there's a, say you found a squirrel that came off a shipwreck and you're like, holy fuck, he could be my buddy. Me and the squirrel could be best friends. I don't know. Ricky'd shoot him day one. I'd shoot him too. I'd only shoot anything that scared me. Okay.

That's different. Wild buffalo. Well, there's not only shoot anything that scared me. Okay, that's different. Wild buffalo. Well, there's not going to be a wild buffalo out there, Ricky. Anything with horns or teeth. But what would it like to not be able to talk to somebody for a year, man? But you could talk to the squirrel and he could chirp back at you and you could pretend in your head that you're having a conversation. I've done it.

How can you go a year without getting banged? That's what I'm talking about. He's probably got holes drilled in things. He's just got to have the right amount of toys and shit. He's got to have like a robot that he built or something he can just mount. He's just got a log with a hole drilled in it that he puts applesauce in. A bit of seaweed heated up. I don't know.

Banging a whole applesauce log. I've seen weirder things in fucking prison that people make, man. Yeah. Weirder than an applesauce log? No, that's pretty fucking weird. That's a weird... But banana peels, everything, man. People use shit like that.

Banana peels? Yeah. I've never done it. It's not very... Yeah, I don't know about a banana peel. No, I'm curious. They are known to be slippery. I'll let you know next week.

Okay, he's going to test out banging a banana peel. Anything you guys need tested for stuff like that? I don't think you'd bang a banana peel. All right, what would you use then? Okay, Bubbles, what would you use to bang if you lived in a fucking lighthouse? I just told you. Well, an applesauce log. An applesauce log.

How would you, like, what do you mean? Drill a hole in the log. Well, an applesauce log. An applesauce log. How would you, like, what do you mean? Drill a hole in a log and fill it with applesauce. You know, a log. Wooden log. You'd have to make sure it's sanded down pretty good, man. Imagine getting some splinters. Well, I mean, if you drilled it, it doesn't leave splinters. You're not drilling it with a... What about some lubed-up

bubble wrap? Eh, with some banana peels in it. Maybe. Yeah. Well, you know what the military guys do. They use a towel and a rubber glove. Or is that what you use? No. What's the name of that again?

It's called a field pussy. Oh, yeah, right. Military fellas do it. Who are on, you know, over and... See on you know over in see you know what we should do you think the countries could fucking give them some money

to get something a little better than that like what is it a flashlight is that what you use I went over to Afghanistan when I went over there yeah

and played for the troops a guy told me they told me about them really yeah that's what they're called you know what I'd like I'd like to get a hold of that motherfucker that's in this lighthouse and get some answers. He's probably got a satellite phone.

Yeah. I wonder, could we get his number? Oh, yeah. That's probably on the interpipe. Probably expensive for him. All right. Let's try to get that number and talk to dude. Did you hear about this nice little story, bubs?

Vermont University gives Max the cat honorary listen to this one doctor of litter at your degree. To what? To a cat? Yeah, not for mousing or nothing just for being so fucking friendly.

He lives like near the main entrance of the fucking university. Well, I know what I'm printing up later on my computer. What? Diplomas for my kiddies. Come on. Doctor of literature. He just walks up and goes on little tours with the fucking new students and they pick him up.

Well, that's what cats do. That's why they're the most wonderful creatures ever invented. See, that's bullshit, man. You know how much people are paying for an education, what they go through to get into some schools? Yes. And the cat just sits around. And that's why they get a reward. So you can fucking imagine the jobs he can get now.

I don't think it works like that. They're not going to give him a job. He should move to Turkey, though, because he'd be big time popular with us. Dr. Max the Cat. Max the Cat. I've had so many Maxes. I bet he's saying that, too. Hey, fuckface. You call me Dr. Max the Cat. No, Cat. I've had so many Maxes. I bet he's saying that, too. Hey, fuckface.

You call me Dr. Max. No, cats aren't cocky like that. Oh. They're respectable. So you'd be more like, sorry, can you please refer to me as Dr. Max from now on? Thank you. Yeah, that's probably more accurate, I think.

I like this fucking story. Weed is illegal big time in Wisconsin, every form of it. They tried to pass, and people in Wisconsin were like, no, we want it to be illegal. Dumbasses. What the fuck is wrong, people? So somebody planted dozens and dozens of weed plants in the tulip garden on Capitol Hill. That's wicked, man. Nice.

And did they grow? Oh, yeah. They fucking got ripped out of the ground, unfortunately. We should be doing that all over fucking town, man. All over HelloFest. It inspired me. Then you go pick them later tonight. I mean, who's going to give you a hard time about that?

That's exactly it. So you can do that? Just throw... Oh, yeah. Would they just throw seeds in or would they take plants and... You can do either. Seeds will fucking grow, man. Would they just throw seeds in or would they take plants? They could do either. Seeds will fucking grow, man. Yep.

Really? Yeah, we should just start going to fucking plant and rampage. Just planting them everywhere. Yep. You know what? I didn't know this was a fucking thing. Like, I like to exercise and stuff, but this is a fucked up exercise here, guys. You guys ever see this?

Exercise. People actually fucking do it. See that? People are hanging, like, by their chin. It's supposed to be good for their back. Good for your neck and your back. Until you fucking die doing it, which is happening. People are dying doing that shit, man.

Oh, yeah, that's a great exercise. I'm just going to put a noose around my neck here and do what they call the dangler. I thought that was Randy at first. It looks like Randy. I'm going to do the dang noose around my neck here and do what they call the dangler. I thought that was Randy at first. It looks like Randy. I'm going to do the dangler to stretch my spine out. But there's no fucking way Randy could, like, hang like that by his chin. Think about it.

No, his head would pull off. He's got about 10 of them, and then he's way too much. His head would pull right off from the weight. We should get him to try it, though. No. Why not? You don't want Randy to hang himself, do you? Just a little injury, man, like pulls back or something.

If he did it to himself, then we're not really guilty. No, you're not tricking Randy to hang himself. I'm going to get him into that. We're going to get him chin hanging. We're not tricking him. We're like, we want him to lose weight and get healthy. By putting a noose around his neck. It's not a noose.

I mean, we could, like, punch him in the gut. That might fuck him up. I wonder how many people have died from that stupid exercise. A lot, man. Yeah, it's not the smartest thing. I think that's what they call, you know, the most dangerous exercise on the planet. Darwin theory.

Darwinism. What the fuck? I can't believe it's May the 24th already. Look at this fucking guy. You know what? This whole people doing like videos and shit for views. This guy puts out a notice. Hey, everybody.

I'm going to be in Manhattan this time on April 27th. And I'm going to eat an entire fucking thing of cheese balls. Come out and watch me. Oh, man. Who? Cheese ball guy. Why, Ricky? Would you go watch him? Over a thousand people fucking showed up

to watch this idiot eat fucking cheese balls. Did he eat the whole thing? I mean, did he get paid for this? Is he making money off this? Well, he would, yes, because he would fucking, you know, he would make a deal with some company, probably the cheese ball company. He probably gave them a hundred grand.

La media social. And it was viewed by fucking millions. See, why can't you think of shit like this, man? I'm just craving cheeseballs now. Me too. You know what? We should make. That's what the company's banking on.

We should make cheeseballs. Why don't we? Why don't we there? I'm going to make a call today. Everybody, we're going to come up with fucking cheese balls now. That could be you right there, the cheese ball king. Holding up the cheese balls. Yeah, a million views.

I'm making some money. Come watch me eat my balls. You'll probably fucking put out muscle balls or something. But you know what? Good idea. I'm not going to come up with muscle balls. We could get Randy to do something. Like a bowl, a jar of them.

Fuck that. Would you come watch someone eat a garbage can? A full-on fucking garbage can full of cheese balls. Who the fuck could eat a garbage can full of cheese balls? Randy. Somebody could. Randy. Because they compress down.

That hot dog guy probably could. Randy could. They compress down, Ricky. One cheese ball actually only takes up like, same way the universe was packed into one molecule. What? You know what I read? We talked about it before, but I read it again the other day and it was fucked.

Black holes? No, the ones that spin out super fast. Quasars. Quasars. One teaspoon. Oh,ars. One teaspoon. Oh, yeah. One fucking teaspoon of a quasar. It would go right through the earth, wouldn't it?

Yeah, like one teaspoon of a quasar weighs like a billion tons or something. Oh, fucking hell. That's how fucking dense she is. So is it heavier than gold? Way heavier. You can't even, yeah. Type in how heavy is a teaspoon of quasar meat. Meat?

Well, you know, juice. Quasar matter. How much is? One tablespoon. Table? You said teaspoon. Oh, whatever. Oh, like it's a big difference if it's a tablespoon.

It's not fascinating. It's almost double, though. When you're cooking, you can fuck up your recipe. I understand that, boys, but either one is going to, it's still mind-blowing, wouldn't you say? Not as mind-blowing. It's not. Really. A tablespoon's not as mind-blowing as a teaspoon when you're talking

about billion tons okay so it's basically saying how much is a teaspoon of a black hole how much is that way right no no that's what it came up man it's basically saying all right here's a A teaspoon of your black hole. Well, I'll tell you, a teaspoon of a fucking black hole is thousands of tons of earth. Thousands. No, no, a quasar. No, I'm getting into quasar, man. I'm just going to fucking tell you what a black hole is. Thank you. You're welcome, man.

But it's very underwhelming compared to a quasar. There's some new McDonald's items coming this summer. What are they? A Skittles McFlurry, which sounds a little fucked to me. Fuck Skittles. It'd be chewy. It'd be a chewy. It's got fudge chunks and it's got this purple fucking Skittle-flavored sauce on top.

100 million tons. Shut the fuck up. 100 million. Yeah. What? No, it's... It's as dense as an atomic nucleus. Which is kind of what it actually is.

A hundred million tons in a teaspoon or tablespoon? Teaspoon. Holy fuck. Teaspoon. That's fucked. A hundred million. I thought it was a billion. A hundred million is still pretty high.

A hundred million tons. The teaspoon. I can't. I can't. I can't. My brain's going to short-circuit it already. That's like the weight of what? How much would a skyscraper in New York weigh? About the weight of your mama's titties.

Mama's titties? Those got some heavy titties. They were big. They were solid ones. They would be pretty saggy. Yeah. Or not. They'd just have They were solid ones. They would be pretty saggy. Yeah. Or not. They just have a very muscular back. No.

They're also coming out with a hat trick burger. A hat trick burger. Okay. What's that, three patties? Three patties, two slices of cheese, grilled onions, which is different, mustard and ketchup, and a sesame seed bun and it looks good it's a triple cheeseburger however the hat trick they might only be coming out in the uk i'm not 100 but i hope to they bring the hat trick burger here they got to they why home of hockey why would they open a

hat trick burger which has to do with hockey it's a very good question in a non-hockey country which has to do with hockey. That's a very good question. In a non-hockey country. Doesn't make sense. Agreed. It's not a non-hockey country, but it's not a famous hockey country. What's Quasar short for, Bubz?

I fucking got you, man. Yeah, I definitely got you. I don't know. I didn't know it was a thing, but it is. Quasi-stellar radio source. What? That's what it is. You didn't know that? a thing, but it is. Quasi-stellar radio source. What? That's what it is. You didn't know that? It's short for that.

Quasi-stellar? Yeah. How come there's no S-T-E-L-A? Quasi-stellar radio source. I didn't know it was a radio source. Well, it's spinning so fast, right? How fast? Ask it how fast does a quasar spin.

So you picture the cocksuckers, you know, it's big. What is it? It's a fucking stir that's imploded on itself. Okay. So imagine the sun all of a sudden goes down to the size of a fucking, you know. Like that submarine by the Titanic. Well, similar. But more.

Okay. But same thing. Pressure on it. Pushes her in. Let's see who got born to me, the 2-4. How fast does a quasar spin? This is going to fucking blow your mind, too. Okay, here we go.

Listen to this, Ricky. You think this is like differential on your fucking car. I found that these discs were spinning in the black hole at 70% of the speed of light or more. That's pretty good. 70% of the speed of light or more. That's pretty good. 70% of the speed of light, man. Wow. You can't. I wish it would say in miles per hour what that is.

Wait a second. I'm still looking. Or RPMs. How many RPMs does a quasar get? 67,000 miles per second. That's the number you're looking for, right? 67,000 miles. That's fucking fast. That's pretty quick. That's the number you're looking for, right? 67,000 miles. That's fucking fast.

That's pretty quick. That's a few Gs. So every second that thing spun, the equivalent of 67,000 miles. See, Julius Caesar got born to me, the two four. Is that good? Et tu, poulet? What? Who the fuck?

What did he say he didn't say that Ricky something chicken and you chicken is what you think he said what was it it was the guy that stabbed him his name was Brute

Brutus oh Brutus but he called him Brute that makes more sense you thought he was chicken the chicken man H.B. Reese the fucking cocksucker that invented the peanut butter cup. Got born from this day.

We're already eating a shit ton of those today. Are you sure that's who that is? H.B. Reese, inventor of Reese's peanut butter cups. Born in New York County. That guy's fucking rich. Oh, York County, Pennsylvania. He's dead. He is, 56.

He got bonked. He got bonked. He got bonked. He was allergic to peanuts. Barbara West, English survivor of the Titanic sinking. She was born on this day. She's also dead. Holy fuck. What?

Tommy Chong. Yeah. Tommy Chong. That's why we got so high today, isn't it? Tommy Chong. Yeah. Tommy Chong. That's why we got so high today, isn't it? Bob Dylan. Bob Dylan. Patti LaBelle. Bob Dylan movie's going to be coming out, boys.

Priscilla Presley. This is a fucking crazy day for Bourns. Really, yeah. A lot of people. Bob Dylan and Priscilla Presley have the same movie. Roseanne Akash. Roseanne Akash. John C. Reilly.

Love that cock. You know what? We're watching Walk the Hard. Yes. The Dewey Cox story shall be watched tonight. That's a good one. Heavy D. Smell that shit, baby.

Remember? His wife yells that to him when he gets the sense to smell that. Rich Robinson. Guitarist from Black Rose. Yeah. Will Sasso, one of your faves, bubs. Will Sasso. Yes, very funny fella.

Big bastard, too. Is he? Frank Mir. Oh, he's tall as fuck. I like Frank Mir, Julian. Frank Mir. That's a fighter, right? You got it.

Yeah. Frank Mir, he's the guy that reflects a lot on his life. Get it? Yeah, I get it. Frank beer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, well, we got a lot of fucking music to listen to. A lot of movies to watch.

All right, so what are we doing this weekend? Should we, like, party all weekend? Three nights again? Or what do we do? Are we back to normal? Two nights? I want to rock and roll all night and party every day. We're doing it, man.

That's what I want. Snoop Dogg. Snoop Dogg. What? He's coming here in concert. We should mention that. Snoop Dogg, yeah. Snoop Dogg.

In what? Week and a half almost to Monday. It's a Monday night, right? You know what the theme of the weekend is going to be? What? Eddie Murphy's song. His hit. What's that song?

My girl wants to party all the time. That song? Yeah. Terrible song. Oh, and next week we need to talk about, do we already talk about this or not? What? Steven Seagal's reggae song. No, he does not.

Are you fucking kidding me? He's a blues guitarist. But reggae? His reggae song is fucked. I can't fuck. We got to listen to that next week. You guys are going to hear it. And we're going to fucking comment on it.

Tune in next week when you get to hear Steven Seagal's reggae song. Give them a double pumper. Whoa. Steven Seagal. Where the fuck he went from? Yeah, man. I can't see him saying, yeah, man. No, man. Oh, it's bad. Steven Seagal's reggae song. Give them a double pumper. Whoa. Steven Seagal. Fuck, he went for it. Yeah, I'm on. I can't see him saying, yeah, I'm on.

No, man. Oh, it's bad. Is it bad? Okay, good. Can't wait. Or it's good. Depends how you look at it. It's funny.

When you're fucked up. We'll have a vote. All right, are we done? I think so. All right, off to the liquor store we go. Bye. See the video version of Park After Dark in Ricky's trailer.

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