Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - TPB in Quarantine - Episode 4

Episode Date: April 27, 2020

The Boys propose a toast to the victims of the terrible Nova Scotia shooting tragedy, and dream of a post-420 420 party with a pig roast and muscle hugs. Bubbles considers spending his free government money on automatic arse wipers, and Ricky writes a song about keeping safe from COVID-19! Also: who gets Julian's thumbs-up of the week?

Okay, check one, two, boys. Do you got me? Yeah, man. Check, check. I got you, Bob. You got me? Oh, yes. Look at that.

We're looking good, boys. I keep tweaking the fucking machine. We're looking and sounding better each week. Yeah, man. You're good, Bob. Look at this, boys. I got, there's Ricky. Nice.

There's me and Ricky. Me and Julian. Now, watch these ones. If they weren't, watch this one I added. There's me and Ricky. Me and Julian. Now watch these ones if they work. Watch this one I added. There's me by myself. There's Julian. Taking a drink right on. Not bad.

Not bad, boys. Not bad. How are you guys doing? Oh, man. Doing okay, I guess. It's kind of like being in a fancy jail. Oh, man. Doing okay, I guess. It's kind of like being in a fancy jail. That's what it's like, man.

You know what I mean? It is sort of being in a fancy jail. You can crank up the music if you want, though. You can go to the refrigerator and pick away whatever you want to eat. So it's like a fancy jail. I was thinking it's kind of like what the goodfellas would have went through you know what i mean when they go to jail this is the kind of shit they would have had going for you maybe well yeah i mean you're you're like more like uh what's that apocalypse now you know those little fucking camps they used to throw the prisoners in you're kind of like that i'm kind of at the opposite end

fucking camps they used to throw the prisoners in. You're kind of like that. I'm kind of at the opposite end. I'm like the good fellas, man. I did find an old car in the woods that's abandoned, and I've been kind of living in that a little bit, and it's much better, man. It's pretty good.

You found an old car in the woods, Ricky? Yeah. It looks like it's, I don't know, maybe from the 60s or something. It's got a huge back seat. It's not too, too rotted. It's pretty comfortable. So you're in a car. Now I've got a place back seat. It's not too, too rotted. It's pretty comfortable. So you're in a car. Now I've got a place where I can get deliveries.

I bet you feel right at home in a car, do you? It's not bad. I don't know. It's not as nice as my car, but it's definitely better than sleeping under a tarp with cardboard. Well, I'm happy. It's a lot better. I'm happy that you found it. And it's getting warmer out, which is a bonus. Oh, man. It is. It's getting here. It's close. It's a lot better. I'm happy that you found it. And it's getting warmer out, which is a bonus. Oh, man.

It is. It's getting here. It's close. It is. It's been a weird week, though, I have to say. Yes. I was planning on celebrating 420 for the whole month, and then some asshole completely fucked that up.

Yeah. I know. It's fucking terrible. Senseless bullshit. Fucking terrible. Yeah. It's pretty fucked up, man. People are going a little crazy, I think. I feel bad for everybody.

It's fucking horrible. I feel horrible for all the families affected by that selfish cocksucker that decided to go blasting people. Yeah, normally I'm not a big fan of the police, but I even feel bad for the police, man. They lost one of their own. That's fucking awful. Yeah.

You know what? I'm actually going to give them a cheers. I'm going to toast those guys. Yes, that's a good idea. Thank you for what you guys are doing. Thank you for dealing with fucking maniacs like this and keeping it safe you know keeping it real for us you don't often you don't often cheers the rcmp i must say julian that's a big deal i think

we got to give it up for the guards too because i think they lost one as well didn't they yes the correctional officers and people out there thank you for doing what you do and sorry for your loss yes it's fucking horrible i hope horrible. I hope everybody can get through it. It's terrible, though. It's so weird to go. You look on the TV and all the big networks, even in the States, you see the thing that says Nova Scotia. You know, mass shooting.

That's fucking creepy seeing it. I don't even like seeing it. No, man. You know what? Thanks for the dope, Bubz. And I'm going to have a moment of silence. I'm going to smoke a joint for every one of the victims. So how many joints is that?

22? That's 22 joints you're going to smoke, Ricky. Yes. Yeah, I'm going to do it. I've got nothing but time. And so I'm going to pay tribute to them. Oh, I think that's a great tribute, actually, Rick. 22, it's like a 21-gun salute, except you're smoking 22 joints.

Yeah, I'm going to do a two-ounce shot for all 22 of them, so that's 44 shots. That's a fair bit of liquor. That's a couple hours. That's only a couple hours of drinking for you, bud. That's not too bad. That's a fair bit of liquor, That's only a couple hours of drinking for you, bud. That's not too bad. That's a fair bit of liquor, though. That's quite a salute.

Well, you could shoot like a quart of anything in, what, 45 minutes? 45 minutes for a quart. For a quart or a 40-ouncer? For a quart. It's what, 22 ounces, 24 ounces? Yeah. 26, isn't it? 26, yeah.

I guess that's not the point, though. The point is you're going to have a drink in honor of all the poor victims, the Nova Scotians. Yeah, and then I'm going to start smoking joints for all the front-line workers, too. That's a good idea, man. Get that going.

I think at some point we still need to have a 420 celebration for those front line awesome heroes. I believe so. I believe so. Once it's, you know, we're not endangering anybody by getting together, then we're going to have a serious fucking

salute to all the people. There's going to be one crazy party going down, Bob. I can't fucking wait. Whenever that's going to be, who knows? But, you know, I'm going to do this all week. I'm going to drink for the entire week, every day, nonstop. Oh, that's... So what's different about your world?

That's what I was just going to say. So it's so different. You're doing such a different thing. Well, you know, well, it is different because when I'm drinking, I'm going to be thinking about, you know, how proud I am of all these people that are fucking helping us out and shit. Okay. So. Drinking with some good fucking thoughts. You know what I mean?

You're going to change. You're going to change your thoughts. Then you're not really going to change your, your. You're not really going to change your habits. So you're going to drink for a reason for the first time in your life. Well, I'm going to drink for a special reason, yeah. Plus, I'm doing all these. I don't do shots. Shots are a waste of fucking time as far as I'm concerned.

Drinking booze is way too fast. You've got to enjoy it, right? But I'm going to do 22 shots in 22 minutes, and then I'm going to keep drinking for the rest of the week and probably longer than that. Fair enough. Fair enough, I suppose. I ran into this older fellow in the woods, and he said that the government of Canada

is giving away free money to everybody. Is that true? I can get money for doing nothing? Well, sort of, Ricky. They're giving away money. I mean, you probably do qualify. I mean, you don't pay taxes also. There's going to be no way to prove your income

because you haven't paid taxes in I don't know how many years. Oh, man, free money. How much is it? How much can I get? It's a fair bit, I think. A couple thousand bucks a month or something. Are you fucking kidding me? Are you serious, Bubz?

Why aren't you setting this up for us? I don't think it's going to apply. It's not going to apply to us, boys. I don't think. We should find out. It should apply to everybody. Well, I mean, they have to... This is what works, Bubz. Bubz, this is important. You've got to go around

to the park, get everybody's SIN numbers, all right? Social insurance numbers. Like Corey Jacob, not like people like Marguerite and older people. But, you know, Randy's, everybody. You've got to apply online for us, man. This is a lot of fucking money here. Yeah. If I can get free money, I'm going to spend it all on a 420 party.

It'll be the biggest 420 party ever. We get 10 people's fucking social insurance numbers. That's fucking 20 grand a month buffs. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. So you get $3,000 each? $2,000? Shit. It's a couple thousand dollars a month, I believe. Oh my god.

We're rich. Totally. Normally, I hate the government, but I'm starting to like. Boys, we can't just rip the government off now and plot. You're saying it on camera. No, you're not. You're just getting other people's social insurance numbers like Corey and

Jacob, you know, we're broke. Even Sarah. Yeah. We get their fucking numbers. You know, they're not going to fucking apply. Maybe Sarah. Well, then you're too fucking dumb. You're ripping off Corey not going to fucking apply. Maybe Sarah. Well, then you're ripping off... You're ripping off Corey and

Jacob at the very least, son, but... If they're going to make me live in the woods and make you guys live by yourselves, I mean, they should be giving us free money. Makes sense. Fuck some rights and shit. This is great. We're doing good here. I think I like the government again. Well, don't go that far, man.

Well, until the money runs out, I think I like this Trudeau guy. Oh, you guys are fucked. You know what, Bubz? I'm going to fucking like this Trudeau guy if you can get us some social insurance numbers and get this fucking rolling.

Well, Ricky, look, if we do get free money, I found some products that I think you might be interested in. No, right on. That you could spend your money on. Check this one out, Ricky. All right, what are you talking about? Check this thing out.

Look at that. What the fuck is that? The hell is that? It's an automatic arse wiper. No, it isn't. You put it in your toilet, you sit right over it, and it just spins and it wipes your hole Does it tear it all the rat shit? No, I don't think so. I mean look you look at it. There's a spinner there It's a automatic air swiper

And I don't know how to sense of it. I don't want to get chafed and shit. It would suck No, I don't think you'll get chafed. I think it's you know probably been suck. Oh, I don't think you'll get chafed. I think it's, you know, probably been tested and things, but I thought you might be interested in that. I know you'll be interested in this, Ricky. Check this out. What is that? It's a toilet paper gun.

It shoots toilet paper. You could really fuck Randy's trailer over with that. Oh, man. Yeah. The only problem is I don't have any toilet paper. Yeah, and it is fucking hard to get, Bubz. Well, for all the assholes that bought cases and cases, I guess they should have one of those.

What are they going to do with all their goddamn toilet paper? They have toilet paper fights with those guns. That's what they're going to do, man. Yeah. Weird bastards. Toilet paper gun. There's this one, too. They're Ricky.

I thought you might. Look at that. What the? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? It's a taint washer. A taint washer? It's a taint washer.

Look, you fill it with water, and when you're sitting on the toilet, you put that down into the bowl and squeeze that blue thing, and it shoots water up onto your taint. Where does your taint get dirty from? Oh, Jesus. Well, it's just, you know, it's good to keep your taint clean every now and then. It's basically to keep your tank clean every now and then. It's basically a water gun for your arse.

It's for your arse or your tank, whatever you want to aim it at. I think that's what something about your arse That looks like you stick that in somewhere and then squeeze it like a turkey baser. Ricky. You could use a turkey baser. It's basically the same fucking thing as that contraption that's what? Ricky I don't

You could use a turkey baser It's basically the same fucking thing as that contraption That's what, 50 bucks? I don't know how much it is It's a spray, once you get like a Nerf gun And spray your ass with that It's the same fucking thing, Bups I know for a fact

I know you'll want to buy one of these, Ricky Check this out What the fuck is that? It's a cock trophy. It's a cock trophy. For what? I don't know. It's been the biggest dick. It's kind of short and fat, isn't it? It is, but I mean, you could

buy that and you could give that to Randy and say, here, Randy, you're the biggest fucking dick I know. Oh, I get it. But yeah, then what would he do with it? I can just imagine. He'd fucking sit on it. That's what he would do. Oops, I sat on this thing by mistake. Oh, I did it again.

Oh, Randy. It actually feels okay. Oh, man. Oh, boys, check this one out, though. Look at this. I found this on the internet. This guy was getting bored, you know, from being in quarantine. So look at this.

Look what he built. What the fuck is that? I can hardly see it, man. I've seen that somewhere before. It's a picnic table. He built a little picnic table for squirrels. And all of a sudden, squirrels came and sat there and started eating their lunch. It is kind of cool.

It's fucking weird, but it's cool. I like it. That's really weird, man. I think it's decent. I'd it. I think it's decent. I'd love to have a squirrel picnic table. If I look over... Hey, I'm looking at you guys. How's it going? Oh, there you go.

Look, Ricky, look. Look at that. Ricky, hey, Ricky. This is cool, except you're not really there. I wish you were. You guys must have got the earphones I sent you, did you? Because you sound better, too. You know what?

These fucking things are pretty cool. I don't know if they're supposed to do this, but when you put them in, they sort of block out outside sounds. Yes, that's what they're supposed to do, Ricky. That's what they're supposed to do. I can't even believe they have this teleology. That's crazy. It supposed to do. I can't even believe they have this teleology. That's crazy. It is crazy. Big fan.

Yes, sir. Yes, sir-y Bob. You sound... Talk to me for a second, Julian. You sound like you're right in my ear. Hey, Bob's. How's it going, buddy? What's up, my friend? I miss your loving embrace, Julian.

You know what? When I see you, Bob's, I'm actually going to give you a hug, dude. I fucking miss you. You too, Rick. I miss you guys. This is fucking bullshit. I can't wait to get a big muscle hug from you. I can't wait to have a big fucking barbecue and a bonfire. Oh, man.

Unlimited supplies of ashes and weeds. Oh, Ricky, I'm gonna cook the biggest fucking steaks you've ever seen when we get together. Holy fuck. We should have a pig roast. We should have a pig roast. That would be dope. Big, dirty fucking pig

roast. I just want a big steak, man. I'm not into the pigs. Well, I like bacon, but, you know. Give me some bacon. You know bacon and pork come from the same animal, right?

I know, I know. I'm not down with pork sauce, man. I can't help it. You know what else comes from the same family? Your mom. What the fuck? That was fucking lame. All right, that was all right. It's lame.

Everybody likes lame jokes. It was pretty lame. I thought it was pretty good, Ricky. I thought it was pretty good. This is probably the highlight of my week, talking to you dicks and hanging out in my pretend kitchen, I have to say.

I've been thinking I might be going a little crazy or something is there like a number i should call if i get too fucked up yes there is ricky there's uh we'll have to put it up on the screen what type of number like do you think you're going like a little bit you know losing it a bit i don't know sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night and kind of just feel lonely and feel like crying and just don't know how to fix up in the middle of the night and kind of just feel lonely and feel like crying just don't know how to fix things man everything's broken right now you call me in that case Ricky

or me I'll fucking talk to you bud give me a call if you start crying I wonder how many people are feeling like this lots lots Ricky we'll put a number we should put a number up on the screen for a helpline there's helplines out there if you're feeling you know that's what you should

i think we should because obviously people are losing their fucking minds maybe there's been a number for that crazy asshole to call maybe he would have chilled out smoke the joint there's that's a good point don't be fucking embarrassed i'm not embarrassed to admit it i've had a few issues since all this shit went down it sucks but well that's a good point don't be fucking embarrassed i'm not embarrassed to admit it i've had a few issues since all this shit went down it sucks but well that's the thing see people think oh i can't let anybody know there's something wrong with my brain i mean things go wrong with everything you get you know things wrong with your knees things wrong with your heart things wrong with your muscles things wrong with your teeth of course there's going to be things wrong with your fucking brain it's totally normal i don't know why people get

you know they get shy and embarrassed saying oh my brain's all fucked up of course it is it's going to get things all things get fucked up so you just got to you know get them fixed talk to somebody and you know when you go to fucking say your knee's wrong, what do you do? You go to the fucking knee doctor. If your heart's fucked up, what do you do? You go to the heart specialist. If your brain's fucked up, you go to the mental health specialist. That's, I don't know what people don't understand about this.

There's nothing to be embarrassed about. It's just stupid, man. Why do you want to hurt people? I don't fucking understand. I want to make money all right just concentrate on making money instead of hurting people there'd be less fucking people you know getting killed and shit out there what did the what did john lennon say all you need is love do do do do it's pretty pretty correct pretty correct that is correct man he's right on that right on there. Right on there, man. He's good.

It was a good song. What was that song he wrote about imagining about people? Imagining about people. Yeah, that was a good one. Yes, Imagine. It was called Imagine, Ricky. It was good. He sang that one as well, All You Need Is Love.

It was good. He sang that one as well, All You Need Is Love. That's, you know, those are two good fucking songs that stood the test of time, if you ask me. I started writing a song about washing your hands and not touching your face, even though it doesn't really apply to me, so I don't go anywhere. Apparently, if you do wash your hands and don't touch your face, it's supposed to be good. How does the song go, Ricky? Sing it. I'd have to look at my notes and I forgot to bring them, but it was a good chorus. You must remember a bit of it, a little bit of it. Ah, fuck. Hold on a second.

Here. See if I got anything written down here. See if you can dig them out, Ricky, because I'd love to hear. Is it as good as Looley, Looly, Looly Chicken? No, no, no. It's not on that level. Looly, Looly, Looly Chicken. Looly, Looly, Looly Chicken.

I still think that's the catchiest song you ever wrote. That is good, too, man. I was really kind of baked when I did this, but... Now I forget how it goes. I need you to write a jingle for it, Bubz. Okay, you tell me the words. We'll write it right now. Don't touch your face before you wash your hands.

Don't touch your face before you wash your hands. If you forget, you could fucking die. That's kind of the chorus, I think. You had to dig those notes out to fucking remember that? Well, no, but then I started writing some things like,

you go to a grocery store, and your nose gets itchy. You go to a liquor store, and your eye says, please rub me. But you can't. And then, I don't have much more yet, but it's coming along. That's fantastic, Ricky.

By next week, we could have something good here. So the first part, what is the chorus again? Don't touch your face before you wash your hands. Don't touch your face before you wash your hands. If you fuck up and forget, you could fucking die. Don't touch your face before you wash your hands. Maybe a country song. Maybe you can help me write a country song. We could write a country song out of it.

Don't touch your face before you wash your hands. Don't touch your face before you wash your hands. Oh, that'd be a good one. What's the last line of the chorus? I fucked it up, so we're going to have to fix it. If you fuck up and forget, you could fucking die. Something like that.

Because if you fuck up, you could fucking die. Nice. That's good, man. Don't touch your face before you wash your hands. Don't touch your face before you wash your hands. Because if you fuck up, you could fucking die. Sing it, Julian. That's nice.

Sing it. I don't want, don't touch your face or you could fucking die. It's pretty good. Jesus. It's a work in progress. What was the part about the grocery store? Oh, man. Just a second.

Go to the grocery store and don't rub your eye. Wasn't it? No, it had better lyrics than that. You go to a grocery store and your nose gets itchy. You go to the liquor store and your eye says, rub me. But you can't. What if your eye said, twitch me? Yeah, I like twitch.

That's good. You go to the grocery store, your nose gets itchy. You go to the liquor store, your eye says twitch me. Don't fuck up, or you could fucking die. And then I have something about you're buying shit at a store and your phone rings. You touch the screen not thinking. But now your fucking phone carries that fucking thing i don't know it's like it's a work in progress man oh i think keep working at it

ricky keep working like i said i'm liking it i think i think i might be losing my mind boys no you're just that's good ricky that means your brain is going oh i should create something so you're making up songs i don't know if it's my brain or if it's the drugs, but something's telling my brain to say, hey, bud, do something. You guys should make a video with that, right? That song? Yeah. And I guarantee you they'll put it on every day before the prime minister speaks,

like at fucking 11 or 12, whatever it is. Could be a national thing, man. We should, Ricky. We should make a music video. You know what? Because then when we go in public, people will be looking at us going, hey, you're those two fellas that saved some lives. Good job, boys.

Fuckin' rights they will. Damn rights, man. Do it, boys. Do it. I'll even be part of the video, too, if you want. Yeah, you should, because otherwise people will look at you and say, hey, who are you? Ricky, you should write down otherwise people will look at you and say, hey, who are you? Ricky, you should write down the rest of the lyrics, you know, write them down,

and then I'll get out my guitar and make up a little tune, and then we'll make a music video. All right, I'm going to try. You might have to fix some of the lyrics because you're better at that shit, but I'll give you some ideas. If you make the lyrics,

you know, the way you think, then I'll tweak them. It's called tweaking them. Alright. What does tweak mean? Just, you know, tweaking, just like... I've heard of tweaking your nipples. Same thing, just little movements. Just little... So you're gonna just pinch my

lyrics? Yeah, sort of. All right. Close enough. Julian, do you want to give the people at the home a show? Give them one of the guns. Give them one of the... Give them a flex off one of the guns.

I don't do that type of thing, man. Come on. It's not happening. No, man. That's selfish of you. Well, this is something I don't do. When have you ever

seen me do that? Never. Well, pull your wang then. God knock it, Ricky. When have you seen him do that? Let's see Ricky's 2D wang. If you pulled your wiener

out right now, Ricky, it'd be flat and angled to the left. I'd like to have a picture of it like that. How do you know it angles to the left, Bubz? Well, because look at him on the screen. He's angled over to the left.

Now, you knew this before this screen thing. Oh, I just mean no matter what direction he pulls his wiener out in, it's going to be pointed to the left. I guess Ricky angles to the left. I guess Ricky angles to the left. And Bubz knows. What's the

best thing you've eaten in the last two days, Julian? With all your fancy house you're in. Yesterday I fired up the barbecue. Had some baked potatoes. I made this like a baked potato hot dog kind of fucking salad. It wasn't the greatest steak. The steak was brown, frostbitten and shit, but freezer burn, not good.

But the wiener potato thing was good. You liked the wiener, did you? Well, you chopped them up, you put it in with the potatoes, throw a bit of fucking cheese in there, man. Give it a try, bud. Oh, yeah. So you put the wiener right in your mouth, did you, Julian? I chopped them up and put them in like a potato thing with cheese, pops.

Yeah, but I'm just saying, at one point yesterday, you had wiener in your mouth. And at one point today you were talking about how you like fucking penises that go to the left. I don't believe I said that. I think you fucking did. Did yours go to the left, Bob?

What? No, he's talking about Did yours go to the left, Ricky? Straight down the middle. Ricky? Straight down. Oh, no, he's talking about you. Straight down the middle. Straight down the middle. Mine's got a little... Like a little upper hook.

Oh, that's good to know, boys. Here, boys. Let me see what else we got on the old thing here. What's this? Looks like something hatching. These are just random pictures. What is that, Julian? I think you sent me that picture.

You know what that is, boys? That is a duck. A crocodile. It's a crocodile. It's a fucking duck. It's a little duckling coming out of a fucking egg. It's a crocodile. Why did you send it to me?

There's a nice story about people doing good fucking things. This woman took her kids to a park right there's a bunch of fucking duck nests and shit everywhere a bunch of dickheads went over and fucking threw them and ripped them up and fucked over these duck nests this woman found this cracked duck the duck egg was just cracked it wasn't like fucking had to think i'm out of yet anyway she put the fucking thing on her bra, right? She said she was a bit of a heavier woman,

which was good for the fucking incubation, I guess. Kept it on her bra for 35 days. Oh, pop that fucking duck. She saved its life. 35 days? 35 days in between her big sweaty breasts. That thing fucking incubated until it fucking hatched. How do you shower with a baby duck

in your bra? With a bra, man. She went to fucking sleep with this thing down in her tits. Everything. It was awesome. I give her the thumbs up of the week right there. That's a very nice thing to do. It's a nice thing. It's a bit weird, but it is nice. I wonder what she named it.

I don't know, man. I'd have to research that, bud. I don't think she named it anything, man. Tits the Duck. Let's call it the Lucky Duckling, all right? He's the Lucky fucking Duckling. What would you name him, Ricky? Tits or Double D?

Titsy? Tits the Duck. I don't think they named... pipping pipping pipping faint peeps no no faint what she started hearing faint peeps down in her tips right oh that's called pipping that's called pipping it's the thing inside saying get me the fuck out oh, Jesus. I think pippin's when you see the first crack or a little hole or something, isn't it? I don't know. I think so. I don't fucking know.

I remember we had baby chickens once. Steve Austin and I think that's what it was called. No, they didn't. They didn't name the stuck, so we can go ahead and name it. Whatever the fuck we want.

Okay. I think catch the duck is great tits the tits the duck it is man maybe boobs yeah boobs yeah boobs the duck i like boobs the duck or boobie boobie boobie the duck boobies boobie boobie the duck that's nice yeah boobie that's my duck boobie. Boobie the duck. Boobie. Boobie the duck. That's nice. Yeah, Boobie. That's my duck, Boobie. Here, what else do we got here? What the fuck is that? What's that, Julie? All right, this guy's a fucking wingnut, this dude.

This is a rich kid, right? Is that shark teeth? Just a second. This is fucking disgusting. That guy right there, that's, I i guess an expensive fucking bag all right he's living in indonesia or something yeah all right the thing that he's hanging on to the handle thing that's somebody's fucking spine jesus murphy and you know what all the other fucking things are? That's a human spine he acquired somehow. I don't know.

You can get shit like that on the internet. Sam Lawson, probably. But the other shit is fucking crocodile tongues. What? Just wait. I got to see this again. That's a human spine and crocodile tongues. Crocodile tongues, man. Alligator tongues, actually. What the fuck? that's a human spine and crocodile tongues crocodile tongues man alligator tongues

actually what are his pants made out of I wonder he's like a fucking buffalo bell type fella he's a fuck well he didn't kill the fuck well maybe he did kill the guy I don't know he's just a rich dude

he's encouraging people to kill shit like that That's fucked Yeah that's terrible Nobody should have a fucking purse with a human spine handle Put it back on again I'm trying to see what his pants are made of Are they blue?

Maybe it's blue whale leather Boys The pants have There's nothing going on with this fucking pants it's just a fucking pair of jeans i think you're looking you get you gotta the whole story is what the guy fucking grabbing a guy's some dude's spine that was turned into a fucking alligator tongue purse well you don't know i mean he might have had a relative that poured it in as well when i die i want you to make my spine into a handle of a purse

that's made out of alligator tongues. That could have been in a well. Could have been. Maybe he had a bunch of pet alligators. No, man. I think he just bought it. I'm going to kill all my pet alligators, rip out their tongues, make it into a purse, and use my spine as the handle.

And then go kill a blue whale so I can have some blue whale leather pants. Fuck. The pants, boys, the pants fuck the pants the boys the pants have nothing to do with the fucking story they might spine bag i don't know if i was an investigator i'd be looking at those pants off of clothes yeah holy shit you know where he got it the spine from where it's ethically sourced from a medical supply place in Canada. What? You can buy spines? How do you have to source a spine? Well, they sell them to like, maybe he

must have had a medical license of some type. He was rich, man. He just had money. Somebody should get the shit over that. You can get anything you want with money these days, bubs. Apparently you can get a fucking spine. I don't think I'd want a fucking spine purse.

No. But, I mean, when I go, I might leave something in my well for you guys to build something out of my bones. Which bones? Well, I don't know. Maybe you could take my leg bones and make you know a pair of drywall stilts out of them or something or a baseball bat no baseball bat pops pops pops for the for the love of fuck i'm not gonna take any part of your body and build something from your bones and shit no you know what i i want that when i'm gonna to declare it right now. I don't want that. I don't want that.

Listen, when I go, I want you to take my shin bones from my knee down to my ankles and make a nice pair of drywall stilts for somebody. And then when you're up on the stilts drywalling, you can be like, look down at your feet when you can't reach the top. You can look down and go, thanks, Bubbles. All right, you know what? A few down and go, thanks, Bubbles. All right. You know what? A few things have to happen here, Bubbs.

Number one, you got to get someone to fucking hack those things out of your body. Number two, you got to get someone to dry them or whatever to cure them, whatever the fuck you do to bones so that they don't have all the fucking meat and shit left on them. All my bones are sturdy. You don't need to cure my fucking bones. They're sturdy. I got a feeling we're not going to have to worry about it. And you want someone to fucking pick

them up and someone to build it. And I will do it. But you got to, it might cost some money to do shit like this. So make sure there's some cash, a bit of a float. I don't think we're going to have to worry about it because I think we're going to be dead before you, folks. Just guessing. Well,

let's not even talk about this let's not talk about this shit right now boys no because these are the type of videos they play on cnn after you're done that got weird real quick yes it did yeah man okay boys i think i'm gonna you know what i think i'm gonna do don't get mad but don't get mad but i got fucking two three pound lobsters in my shed i'm gonna go make a fucking lobster soup holy fuck nice go you know what ricky if i can get my drone charged up i'm gonna fly you some lobster tail oh man that be amazing. I can't keep living on Canada geese and trout. I did catch a couple trout the other day. Did you?

I know the fishing season hasn't really opened. They postponed it in fucking Nova Scotia for some stupid reason, but I had no choice. I needed to eat, so I caught a couple trout. If you want to arrest me for that, fuck off. They got to make sure that the fish don't have the Rona, I bet.

What the fuck is the Rona? The Corona virus, the Rona. I thought it was the Rola. Corolla. Toyota. No, Corona virus. Oh, it's Corona. I can't believe you, Rick.

Ricky, if I can get my drone fired up, I'm going to put a lobster tail in a Ziploc bag with some melted butter and i'm gonna fly it out to you what are you gonna fly me that would be that would be orgasmic it would be wouldn't it holy fuck i'm gonna make a nice i'm gonna fucking eat these lobsters like nobody's business i'm gonna eat these lobsters j Jesus eating whatever Jesus ate when he was hungry. You're making my mouth water, my stomach water, my lungs are watering. Everything's just watering right now. Just the thought of it. God damn it.

I would love a lobster. Bob. What? Can you fly me over some mechs, please? I'll fly you over maybe a little bit of,'d have to be like great kool-aid powder fuck i need no like a pepsi or coke my drone is only the size of my palm joey and it's not gonna lift a fucking two liter bottle of coke all right okay i've been drinking it with fucking apple juice and apple juice is not great man no it's, it's terrible. It's not fucking good, man. It's awful. Terrible mix.

How many grams can it lift? I don't know, Ricky. How much is an ounce? 28 grams. Probably lift a couple of ounces. Oh, man. Well, then you got to send me some more shit. I'm almost out.

It might lift a half a pound. Well, that's the only thing keeping me going right now. All right, bubs. I'm going to do some research, find out what things weigh like around a half a pound. That's the only thing keeping me going right now. I'm going to do some research, find out what things weigh like around a half a pound that I want. I'll be coming at you with a list. Thanks. Find out the best way to cook a Canada goose

and a duck. There's a few of those around. I tried to cook one on the fire and it was disgusting. Don't be shooting Canada geese, Ricky, please. I'll figure out a way. I'll soup up the blades on the drone and see if I can't get it up to lifting a pound or two.

All right. Don't make them eat a seagull or something. Jesus. Okay. Say bye to everybody. Julian. Now that you look at you on there. All right.

Cheers, everybody. Keep fucking being smart. All right. Don't be fucking spreading the shit, please. That's right. I want to go home. I want to see the boys. Cheers, everybody. Keep fucking being smart, all right? Don't be fucking spreading this shit, please. That's right. I want to go home. I want to see the boys.

Ricky, there you are. All right. I want to say peace, love, and fuck off. That was a beautiful sentiment. Okay. Nice. So I'll call you guys later, and we see everybody See everybody as soon as we can Alright

Yes write the song And we'll try to get her going Okay Peace out Cheers Suck it Suck it