Trailer Park Boys Presents: Park After Dark - TPB in Quarantine - Episode 8

Episode Date: May 25, 2020

Bubbles shows off his TV production skills - think Steve Rogers might have a job for him down at Channel 10? Find out how to fight off a KGB agent, Ricky's experience with eating rocks, and weird things he may or not have banged. Julian also asks: Who in the f**k is Ricky Skaggs?!

Boys! How's it going? Hey! What's up? What's up boys? Good to see you two right here, right here beside me. Yeah, good to see you. Pat is on the chest. I wish I was right beside you.

Get the fuck off. Good to see you boys. What's happening? Well, you know, same old shit. Starting to get warm, which is nice. It is starting to get warm. It is starting to get warm which is nice it is starting to get warm it is starting to get warm here let me just make sure i got my camera angles here boys there's ricky say hi ricky hi ricky there's me hi me and there's the sexy one one. All right. I got her. Here, look, I added a couple new ones, boys. Watch this. Oh, hey,

Ricky, little two-shot action. I don't want to forget about my good friend Julian. Hey, Julian. Hey, bubs. Just me and you on the screen. Look at this one. Hey, Ricky. Bit of showing off going on right now, buddy. Showing off?

A little bit. You know what? I bet you you could get a job at Cable 10 after this pandemic thing's over. Well, that's... Easily, man. I mean, I'm definitely going to put together a demo reel. Yeah, you could work for Steve Rogers. I could work for Steve Rogers running his equipment.

I mean, look at this shit. Look at this shit. We got her going. We got her fucking. So what's going on, boys? Coronavirus. Nova Scotia. Nova Scotia where we live.

The measures are definitely paying off. The curve is definitely flattened down. Good. So when can I come home? Yeah, what is like 20 there's like 22 people with it now or something something like that there's not a lot of active cases which is well i mean there is but but there's not people dying on a daily basis at the moment in nova scia. There is elsewhere. Still big. It's still rampant in, you know, the United States. Still, you know, 1,500, 1,600 people a day are dying,

and those are real fucking people. Those aren't just numbers. Those are actual families that are. Russia. Russia's getting fucked. Are they getting fucked over there? Oh, my God. Their numbers are through the roof.

But any doctor, I don't know if you saw this, four doctors who spoke to the media about the coronavirus numbers, four of them have fallen out of open windows now. Another guy fell out of an open window yesterday. Yeah, there's something. Okay. Something's going on there. open windows now. Another guy fell out of an open window yesterday. Yeah, there's something... Something's going on there. Well, Ricky, the government is

shoving them out the window is what's going on. I mean, I don't want to say that. I didn't say that on the internet because I don't want to fall out a window. But I'm just saying, it seems awful fishy. Doctors are pretty smart people with, you know, pretty good motor skills. They're not just walking, with, you know, pretty good motor skills.

They're not just walking, oh, fuck, I'm out the window. I'm out the window. Be careful or Vladimir Putin will come over here and throw you out a window. You know what they got to do? They got to start working out and shit, man. They got to get a little bit stronger, right? Someone comes at you, the fuck want to throw you out the window? You got to be able to fucking handle yourself, man. So that's get a little bit stronger, right? Someone comes at you to fucking want to throw you out the window, you got to be

able to fucking handle yourself, man. So that's how you solve it, is that you work out, and then when the government's after you and they try to throw you out a sixth floor fucking window, you just show them your muscles. What about a gun? You're going to have to do something else.

Yeah, you don't think the KGB guys that show up to fire you out the window have a fucking gun, eh? Well, put bars over your window so they can't throw you. That's a good idea. That's a fucking fantastic idea, Ricky, right there. Not throwing me out the window, bud. I got bars

on the window. Like you were saying, Buzz, I mean, there's all kinds of ways to kill people. Like, if they're gonna fucking do it, they're gonna do it. I mean, that's just the best way of doing it. Like you were saying, Buzz, I mean, there's all kinds of ways to kill people. Like, if they're gonna fucking do it, they're gonna do it. I mean, that's just the best way of doing it. Like, the doctor lost his fucking mind, jumped out the window. No, but they're not saying they jumped.

They're not even saying they jumped. They're saying they fell out the window. They're not even saying, oh, this doctor couldn't handle the pressure and he jumped out the window. They're not even saying, oh, this doctor couldn't handle the pressure and he jumped out the window. All four of them have tripped and fallen out the fucking windows.

That's an awful big coincidence. You know, one, maybe two, you might buy it, but once you start having three or four good doctors, same thing happening? No. No, something's not right. I mean, you know what they gotta do? So they're killing the people that could save the people with the coronavirus, too. That's nice.

That's right. That's exactly right. Boys, this is what they gotta start doing. This is what this guy did. You gotta see this shit, man. I'm gonna turn my fucking thing around here, this laptop. Watch this shit. I can't see it. See this guy? No.

Hold it up a little higher. No. Yeah, higher. Right there. There? Yeah, I sort of see him. I saw his forehead. Okay, you see his forehead?

You know what this dude's doing? What? That sucks. It's this dude. He used to be a boxer, right? He lives in Seoul, Koreaorea or something south korea he's got a shoe shop uh repair shop right so to keep people fucking with him he goes out front and fucking smash his head against the tree like for like hours at a time

he's been doing it for five years he's been doing it for five years And he says, people say, why are you doing it? He said, so people won't fuck with me That's what he's doing? Yeah So he's got like this crazy callus on his forehead I mean, he does other training too Like he'll go up to a stump And fucking headbutt the stump, right?

But that's just what he does when he's at work He sounds like maybe he's a bit You know, a bit off his rocker, don't you think? Well, he used to be a boxer, right? But that's just what he does when he's at work. He sounds like maybe he's a bit off his rocker, don't you think? Well, he used to be a boxer, right? Then he got a family going, so he had to quit boxing and he loved it. And he's got this thing where okay, people are going to fuck with me now because I'm

repairing shoes. So that just looks like a crazy motherfucker that knows how to fight. Would you fuck with this guy that's the thing it kind of makes me want to fuck with him it just sounds weird to me I don't understand it

why would you do that it's really fucking weird man like it's weird super weird I don't know but he's crazy the guy's got to be fucking crazy I mean a headbutt is a deadly weapon I would say he's fucking crazy I would but he's crazy the guy's got to be fucking crazy i mean a headbutt is a deadly weapon but i would i would say he's fucking crazy i would say he's crazy and the thing is like when you fight

people like that it's like those guys don't lose right you could they don't fucking lose they they will bite the cock right off you if they had to if they were losing so did you ever fight a guy that tried to bite your cock julian oh definitely man in jail there's a guy that tried to bite your cock, Julian? Oh, definitely, man. In jail, there's a guy that tried to bite cocks all the time, man. He was fucked up. Yeah, he actually had mine in his mouth. What was his name? What was the guy's name again?

Pitbull. Pitbull. Holy fuck. Yeah, he's a nightmare. He's a fucking nightmare, man. I know Pitbull. He's crazy. That's right.

Pitbull's the little person, right? What, the singer? Yes. No, Pitbull's a little guy, isn't he? Isn't he a little person? Yes, he is a little person. Yes, he is. He's a dog fighter?

He is. He's psycho. Actually, he didn't have mine in his mouth because I had a protector on, but he had one of my balls in his mouth, and it almost got chomped right off. It was awful. Ricky, when did that happen? Last fall. But he's done it tons of times.

He's done it like he's still in jail because that's his move. You piss him off, he'll bite your cock. He'll try to rip the thing right off like a dog. I thought, Bubz, that you told me you saw him bite a stop sign or something. Oh, yes. I did. I saw him bite a fucking, he bit the base right off a stop sign or something. Oh, yes. I did. I saw him bite a fucking... He bit the base right off a stop sign.

I mean, that's pretty nuts. It is. I mean, it's crazy. But if you piss him off, it's not good. He just comes right at you. And his opening move is, unless you're protecting it, he's going to chomp you. Jesus. Murphy.

That fucking, he gets it, plops down, you can't open the motherfucker up. You've got to basically almost kill the guy. Get him off you. No. He can lock his jaw like a pit bull. That's why they call him that, I guess. Obviously. And he doesn't look like the singer Pitbull. The singer Pitbull doesn't bite cocks,

does he? Well, you know, actually, he kind of looks like the dude, except this Pitbull is actually a smaller version of the famous Pitbull. Well, I mean, Pitbull, the little guy, he is famous. He's famous for what he does, man, biting cocks. He doesn't really look anything like the singer, I don't think. No, the singer Pitbull's bald, isn't he? Isn't the singer bald?

Yeah. The Pitbull I'm thinking of, the little person Pitbull I'm thinking of, he's got a beautiful head of hair. Okay, yeah, all right. Maybe, okay, I don't know. Beautiful head of hair. Anyway, you just got to be careful around that guy. You're not thinking of Pitbull the singer.

You're thinking of Ricky Skaggs. Who? Ricky Skaggs. He has hair like Pitbull the little person that's the cockfighter. Who the fuck? Ricky Skaggs? Is he a country singer? Ricky Skaggs! Jesus! Okay, Ricky Skaggs. Fucking settle down, man. Ricky Skaggs

is a fantastic country singer. He's pretty famous. What song does he fucking sing then? What's his famous tune? Ricky Skaggs. Yeah. The Skagg Shuffle. The what?

The Skagg Shuffle. He sings the Skagg Shuffle. I'm singing it. I thought it was the Skank Shuffle. I didn't know it was the Skagg Shuffle. No, the Skagag Shuffle. I'm saying it. I thought it was the Skank Shuffle. I didn't know it was the Skag Shuffle. No, the Skag Shuffle. Doing the Skag Shuffle. Ricky Skag.

I'm Ricky Skag. I do the shuffle. I do the Skag Shuffle. That's his famous tune. That's Ricky Skag. Bro, I've never heard of that tune before in my fucking life. I do the Rick. Who?

He's a song about I do the Ricky Skaggs shuffle. Are you kidding me? Ricky Skaggs. Yes. Yes. All Skaggs, they call him. The old Skagginator. What's another tune he sings? Anything I've heard on the radio,

maybe? Fuck, man. For Ricky Skaggs? Yes. Jesus, Murphy, I can't believe that you don't know any Ricky Skaggs songs. Pops, I listen to fucking rock and rolls and like

Iron Maiden and shit, man. I don't listen to Ricky fucking Skaggs. You like Dolly Purton. You know what? I do like fucking Dolly Purton, alright? But Ricky Skaggs? I don't, I don't, I've never heard of the Ricky Skaggs shuffle. Is there any tunes that he has

on the radio? Ricky Skaggs! You don't know Ricky Skaggs! You keep saying, Ricky Skaggs You keep saying Ricky Skaggs Just give me some more tunes I'm asking for some more fucking tunes here And you said you like Kenny Rogerson

You like the Joker I'm crying my heart out over you Ricky Skaggs I'm crying Over you No that's Roy Orbs I know Roy Orbs Sing that one Ricky

Sing that one Ricky That's all I know Sing it again Cry Over you Then how's it go That's a good crying You don't know Ricky Skag...

You really don't know who the Skaginator is. Oh, he's the Skaginator. Sounds like you got something fucking... Like you really like this dude. You got a nickname for him? What's your favorite country song? Is it the Joker? The game?

I'm a man of cotton, I, Joe. I'm a man of cotton, I, Joe. No, no, no, no, no. I'm a man of, Joe. I'm a cotton eye, Joe. No, no, no, no, no. I'm a cotton eye, Joe. All right. Stop. That's Ricky Skaggs. That's Ricky Skaggs.

Well, fuck, I know that tune. Why didn't you come out of the gate with that one? Because I had to Google it. I had to Google it when I put you over. You had to Google Ricky fucking Skaggs? I had to put it on this screen so that I could. Oh, my. Fuck.

Whatever. You don't know. Yeah. No, no, no. God. No, Joe. Oh, my God. Okay, I know that one.

Makes me violent. It drives me. Fuck. You know what? I hate Ricky Skaggs even more now, Bubz. Now that I know that. Just wait. I don't know that he wrote that, though.

Did he? Ricky Skaggs? Let me just... I can't imagine. I don't know. I can't imagine why someone... What are some other songs that make you violent? Yeah, what are some songs that make you violent, boys?

Oh, that's one of them for sure. Oh, the one that you hear at every fucking wedding, man. And I do like the singer, but that fucking song, old time rock and roll, I've had enough of, man. Oh, my God. It's been played too much. I don't think Ricky Skaggs wrote Cotton Eye Joe, but he did write this one. Oh, I wish I was at the Legion waltzing with Bertha.

Bertha's 84 years old, Bob. I know she's 84. I know Bertha's 84, but she can waltz like you wouldn't believe. She's got some moves. I love waltzing with Bertha at the Legion. She's got some moves. I'll give her the... She can still do the worm, for fuck's sakes.

Yeah, word has it she's felt your hard worm up against her while waltzing with her bubs. That's not true. It's true. People would fucking say anything. No, I did not get a boner waltzing with Bertha. Full fucking shit you did, man. Never in my life. Never.

She can do the worm, though. She can do the jump up and come down and do the fucking worm on the floor. 84 doing the worm. You imagine. That's impressive, I have to say. Yep, she's doing the floor. 84 doing the worm. You imagine. That's impressive, I have to say. Yep, she's doing your worm at 84, bubs. No, not my fucking worm, bud. The worm, I said.

Her little gun terrier got the best of you. I felt too good when you were waltzing. We understand. Don't worry about it. Happens to people. That's terrible. Another song that makes me violent. I just thought of one Well, I think it's shit. She's a Shaggy the

Fuck I've had enough of that one man. Yeah, man some of those songs Yeah, Very deep. Violent. He's got a very deep voice. He's actually, apparently he eats, you know what he eats every morning for breakfast? Gravel.

Gravel. Bowl of gravel out of the driveway. What are you talking about? He eats a bowl of gravel every morning and he doesn't even put milk on it. He just, gravel and a bit of water to slick it up

so it gets down his throat when he swallows. But that's probably why he sounds like that. Is that where the term gravelly voice comes from? That's where it comes from, Ricky. I've never done that. I've eaten a rock or two, but not a whole bowl of them. It's weird. Why were you eating rocks, Ricky?

I don't know. Because some of them look like they might taste all right, but they don't. So you've looked at rocks and thought, fuck, that looks pretty tasty. Yeah, like a nice little piece of sandstone or something. Looks almost like a little chocolate. You can actually chew sandstone up pretty good, but it doesn't taste great. Do rocks have different flavors? Oh, totally.

Limestone is kind of like chalky. Not Oh, totally. Limestone. It's kind of like chalky. Not bad, actually. Limestone's probably my favorite. Did you know that he eats fucking rocks? I don't really that much anymore. Well, you know what they taste like, man. You've got a bunch of different fucking flavors going, man. Get to me.

It was more of a kiddie thing. I didn't have money to buy a lot of snacks. Who's at the door. Ricky, how many rocks, how many rocks do you figure you've eaten over the years? I thought you meant like you put one in your mouth by accident and ate it. You eaten them on purpose. Well, I started with a piece of gravel. I was trying to get this piece of fool's gold out of it.

And I cracked my tooth. So I stopped eating them for a couple years And then I what was the next rock made it was like a piece of the shale Iraq Yes, but it's very sharp be dangerous to eat a piece shit Well, I was just gonna say I cut my tongue on it, but I you can chew it up. Not bad It was it's pretty good and then sandstone. I bet you Bet you it's crunchy bet your shale's crunchy it you can you can crunch it apart but you do you get cut a lot and it probably cut my whole insides i don't know because i had some blood and certain things you know sandstone not

bad i've seen some of that in pdi and limestone i tried that in that in a cave one time it's kind of chalky, but not bad. Jesus. I don't know if they're good for you or not. Eating rocks is not good for you, man. You crunched up a mouthful of shale, cut your mouth up, swallowed it, and then shit it out, and you had blood in your poop. I don't really want to say that, but...

Well, you basically said it, Ricky. I mean, people can figure out what you're talking about. Well, not everyone's as smart as you, Bubbs. Now you just told everybody. Everybody knows. That's what you meant. You were fucking shitting blood because you ate shell. Well, it's better to eat a rock than to bang a rock.

Don't tell me you've tried to bang a rock, man. You have, Evan, yet. Honestly. I've never found it. I've never looked at a rock and said, hmm, I better try to bang that. Are you sure? Have you ever been at the beach where the water

has washed over a certain thing and it made a hole in a rock? And you thought, hmm. I've never thought that I, you know, I better go try and see what that feels like. But I've looked at it and said, I wonder if anyone has, but not me.

And there's usually a lot of people around at the beach, right? So you think there's people out there that bang rocks? Is that what you're saying? People bang everything. I'm sure somebody has at some point. People bang cars for Christ's sake. There's not much in this world that someone hasn't tried to bang.

Are you serious? I remember, Ricky, I remember when you... I forget how old we were, but do you remember I walked in on you and you had your mother's old fur coat and you had the

sleeve turned inside out? Wailing on that. You said the fur felt nice on your bird? It wasn't banging. It was like a massage. A fur massage. When you're thrusting in and out of a fucking fur coat sleeve,

it's called banging. I wasn't thrusting. You were still going in and out of it. Ricky, it's okay. Lots of people do this shit. It's better than fucking a rock. Which I've not done. Nor have I banged a pack of beef.

Why would you do that? Have you banged a pack of bacon? Why would you do that? Have you banged a pack of smokes before? No. Ricky, why did you just out of the blue say you never banged a pack of bacon? Why would you pick that? I don't think I said that.

You totally, totally banged a pack of bacon, man no i didn't but i i've heard of people that you know sometimes we'll heat a pack of bacon up in the oven and then use it to do things no and i i don't know i don't know if it works or not well it worked for you i guarantee you know what we need bubs we need a lie detector test going here man you know what i'm saying we get one of those when we get back to normal, we're going to hook one up to Ricky, and you're going to test him. So figure out how to use one.

Look, I'll hook a – are you willing to do it, Ricky? I don't know. It depends on what kind of questions you ask. Nothing too weird. Oh, that'd be weird. Nothing crazy. Nothing crazy, man. I'll do it if you do.

What's the weirdest thing you've tried to bang, Julian? Being honest here. Your mother. That was a slam dunk, man. Oh, smack, smack on the arm for that one. Yeah. Smack, smack. Slam dunk.

All right. I got nothing. I just got fucking destroyed. Oh, boy. Yeah. All right. You know what this weather reminds me of? Destroyed. Oh, boys. Yeah. I can't tell. You know what this weather reminds me of? I'm just, like, looking outside.

It's nice. So, do you remember back when we were kids? Like, this was good salamander season, right? You go outside, go in the woods, flip some rocks over, salamanders. Remember Ricky used to cook them up? He used to build a little fire in a Coke can, the top off it, and fry up fucking salamanders. Remember Ricky? He used to cook them up. He used to build a little fire in a Coke can to top off it and fry up fucking salamanders and eat them.

Remember that, Rick? I don't think that was me. I remember catching tadpoles this time of year because I couldn't understand what they were. You used to catch and eat everything, man. And this is before we met you, Bubz.

The whole salamander thing happened before we even met you. I think we were, I think, five. If that happened, I'd block it out of my memory, I guess. We didn't have any money. We didn't have snacks. We couldn't buy chips and a pop and a bar. We had to make our snacks. And usually they weren't very good.

So you were killing salamanders and cocking them and eating them. I don't remember any of that. Don't remember it, but it is possible. Yeah, I guess I was six. I'm a couple years older, so you were like four or something. So, yeah, you were young, man. You were fucked up back then, buddy. I don't really remember much from before I was eight.

I'm really rocking the two shots here, aren't I, Ricky? Fuck, there's me just talking to you, and then I casually talk to Julian over there. Hey, bud. What's up, bud? Back to Ricky. This feels like you're right here, right here with me. So we tried to do a thing for the first responders.

It didn't go amazing, but at least we tried, I guess. Jesus, that thing just rang on its own. Well, Ricky, I know I was trying to run the equipment, but do you understand that what we tried to do, a live broadcast to the Internet using Skype and Zoom. I don't even know how you did that i'm the only one here normally a broadcast like that would you know it would use there'd be 20 or 30 people running all the equipment and the lights and the cameras and the fucking communications devices and the skypes and the doing the switching and all the shit i was trying to do that all by myself. Bob, question.

I got something to say here. What? How come Tom Green can do it by himself? He's not fucking dealing with video. He's got one switch to do, and he's just talking to people on the phone. That's all. Okay, well, I've heard it from people

that Tom Green might have called you a bit of a wussy that you can't fucking do it and he can does Tom Green have a fake TV with a downstream keyer on it that he can turn on and off like that yes he can yes he does I mean I don't think Tom Green has that capability that's what I'm hearing man

yeah I thought you did pretty good anyway. It was nice to thank the first responders. They are amazing. Keeping us safe. Keeping us alive. Yes, we can still say our thing to the first

responders right now. Thank you guys. Everybody out there. Who do we believe? It's not even the first responders. It's the frontline workers. That's what I meant. Frontline people.

I fucked that up. Yeah. Frontline workers. Those are all the people that keep the world. See, now it's clear who keeps the world functioning when there's a fucking crisis. It's all the people that get zero fucking recognition normally, god damn right people that work at the grocery stores and clean the fucking floors and Truck driver, delivery guys, deliver food, keeping food moving to the grocery stores the truckers

See those are all the people that when push comes to shove and the shit hits the fan Those are the fucking people that keep the world moving. Because if they all said, fuck this, I'm not doing it, it would be the fucking zombie apocalypse right now, pretty much. I believe. Yeah, it's true. Doctors and nurses walking into hospitals knowing that the dirty old corona is just floating around in the air.

But they're like, fuck it, we gotta do this. And they go in anyway. So those are the people that... Do you have a joint to smoke, anybody? It should smoke. It kind of makes me feel like a loser. Like I'm not really doing anything to help.

Listen, you are, Ricky. Don't say that, buddy. Because you know what you're doing? You're staying out in the woods in a fucking little camp or whatever the fuck you're at and you're staying away and you're keeping your you're keeping yourself away from these people in the hospital because you're not getting sick yeah you're helping out but it's kind of selfness really i'm just sort of doing it for me not for anybody else so yeah but you're not you're not smart enough to be a nurse or a fucking doctor or something, man. That's the thing. So you don't have to worry about it.

Don't beat yourself up, man. I might be. I'll never know. He's got a good point, Ricky. I mean, you know, like if you went out and tried to, you know, help people. Yeah. Not saying you would, but you might fuck things up even more and cause a problem. Big time. You would totally fuck things up even more and cause a problem. Big time.

You would totally fuck things up, man. Maybe I'd come up with a way to fix it all. The fact that you haven't been going out in public drunk and high, that's a very heroic thing you're doing, because normally you'd be out, you know, pissing yourself, spreading germs,

driving around with a couple drinks maybe in you, or fucking you know, high as a kite, and the fact that you haven't been doing that makes you sort of a hero, Ricky, in a way. Alright, I'm a hero. I thought I was doing nothing. You are a hero, man.

No, I'm a hero. I didn't even know. That's cool. You're doing your thing, buddy. I think that's fair enough I think I mean maybe not as heroic as the people that are doing Things to help Definitely not

But you're up there man You're doing your thing So I'm like a mini hero You're a fucking hero in my book Ricky You're a hero in my book I can't wait to come home and give you a big hug. Yeah, I can't wait. Here, Ricky. Look, we could have a little hug right

now. Hug. Hug each other. Hug them back, Rick. Ricky, who's here? Where are you? Who's got your belly? Tee-da-dee-da-dee-da. Kiss each other now. Do a bubs.

Bubs, give him a kiss. There, Ricky. Lean in. Get over there, Rick. Get a kiss from Bubz. Oh, Jesus, boys. That was nice. That looked like cheek kisses. Cheek kisses aren't bad. Come here, Julian. Come here, bud.

No, no, I'm good. I'm good, Bubz. Hey, Julian. No, no, I'm good. I'm good, bubs. Hey, Julian. What? How's that? Whoa. Get the fuck out, bubs. Don't be fucking doing that shit.

All right? Now, get the hand away, bubs. I'm just teasing you. I'm just teasing you. Okay, lining up the punch. Grabbed your virtual wiener I did and gave it a pinch. It's not going to work. All right, sounds like I'm going to be seeing you guys soon.

I'm pumped for that. Yeah. In the meantime, I got to go find some food. Yeah, go do some hunting. I probably should too. Good luck finding some salamanders because i told i totally know you're going out fucking hunting for salamanders man aren't you now that you've told me that i do that i've already had one of them they're not great they're actually awful but they do keep you alive i guess you got to fry them up so you're eating like a like a chip

or something you know what I mean? Crunchy. No, I've been doing all right. I found a little farmer that has some hens, so I've been getting lots of eggs. Fresh eggs are good, man. Way better than the grocery store eggs. The grocery store eggs suck. Oh, fresh eggs are fucking beautiful things.

Yeah. Right under the fucking hen. Ricky, when you're eating them, are the yolks yellow or are they sort of orangey? They have an orange hue. Yeah, see, those are good eggs because I didn't know that

but eggs are not supposed to be fucking yellow. They're supposed to be oranger. More orange. The only reason they're yellow is because that's North American eggs and they're shot full of fat and chemicals and bullshit.

Great. I did not know that. Thanks for telling us, bubs. What's it called when you turn yellow? Jaundice. It's because the chickens have jaundice. That's why. Jaundice chickens. Jaundice chickens. Yes, sir.

Alright. Thanks for telling us that, bubs. Youundice chickens. Jaundice chickens. Yes, sir. All right. Thanks for telling us that, bubs. You're very welcome. I don't

need eggs. Okay, good. Are we done here? Can I go get some food

or something? Yeah, I'd say so. I'd say we're probably good. All right. I'll miss

you guys. Yes'll miss you guys. Yes. Miss you guys. Love you guys. Soon we'll have our own little bubble and be able to hang out. Yes, sir. I'm looking forward to bubbling. Me too.

All right. Okay, here. I'm going to bring some bubble hash. Cheers, boys. Say your goodbyes. See you. Say bye, Julian. Bye, everybody.

Stay safe. Love you guys. And, yeah, cheers. I'm going to get drunk. Keep going. Ricky, everybody. Stay safe. Love you guys. And, yeah, cheers. I'm going to get drunk. Keep going. Ricky, you can say bye. See you, everybody. Stay safe. Love you guys. Fuck yourselves. Ricky, Jesus, Murphy,

you don't have to say fuck yourselves. I said it in a way that means love, you know. Yeah. Fucking love you. Same kind of thing. Okay. Alright. We'll see you back here next week, boys. you know yeah fucking love you same kind of thing yeah okay alright we'll see you back here

next week boys but I'll be calling you before that I figured out how to do the share screen on zoom so we're gonna watch a movie later

alright let's get drunk watch a movie later that's the way you gotta do it everybody should pick the same way we're gonna watch a movie later the three of us and I'm gonna pick I get to pick the movie.

Oh, Christ. And Randy might be with me. Oh, Jesus. I mean on the Zoom call, not with me. Still just as bad. Okay, see you later, boys. All right, later, boys.

Deedle, deedle, deedle, deedle.