Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - An Unhinged Girl Hang w/ Rosebud Baker & Blair Socci

Episode Date: July 2, 2024

What a Chaotic, Unhinged Girl Hang in the Stu this week with our two favorites – Rosebud Baker and Blair Socci!  Lots of SLUG adjacent talk - lying in bed, food in bed, condiments in bed, cheeze it taste test, and  popcorn celebrations. Esther taste tests a TJ snack and then immediately spits it up….. Rosebud admits she enjoys dry chicken breast and well done steak… A lot of upsetting things were said & done → Listen Now! FOLLOW US: SUBSCRIBE TO OUR YOUTUBE!! FOLLOW TRASH TUESDAY INSTAGRAM FOLLOW TRASH TUESDAY TIKTOK FOLLOW ESTHER & KHALYLA  Khalyla Kuhn - INSTAGRAM Esther Povitsky -INSTAGRAM   More Rosebud Baker: instagram - https://www.instagram.com/rosebudbake... Youtube -    / rosebudbaker   https://www.rosebudbaker.com/   More Blair Socci LINKS (Instagram) Blair Socci - @ BlairSocci     01:00 Swapping panties with your friends   07:00 Bed Rot Girl Versus Clean Bed Girl   11:00 The Type of Girls We Aspire to Be   16:00 Sweet Versus Salty   23:00 The Ultimate Cheeze It Taste Test   28:00 Trader Joes Summer Snack Taste Test   29:00 Esther has a Tough Moment    34:00 Can your best friend be friends with your enemy?   41:00 Nicole Kidman and Marilyn Monroe Old Faces   45:00 Reality Shows + Bravo   58:00 What do you Listen to in the Car? 1:04:00 The Girls Look at A List of “Gross” Behavior  Creds: Exec. Producer & Showrunner: stella young, tiny legend Video Shot By: Guy Robinson and Sean Wanless Edited By: Sean Wanless (Audio) & Guy Robinson (Video) & Ariel Moreno (Socials) Theme Song Written by: Bobby Lee  Banana Break Song by: Can Nguyen  This Video Contains Paid Advertising

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don't look at me get us can you get esther a napkin because it's all over the sides of her mouth i did see i saw it it's like not it's not fully in the bag everyone just look away no one's gonna look away we can't stella you need to run oh my gosh you guys welcome to a fresh episode we've got rosebud baker back in the house we've got an additional face here and i is it sake yes okay good that's what i thought blair sake a hilarious comedian first time on the show welcome we welcome you thank you thank you for being here we're gonna have an unhinged girl hang today that's my goal okay i have snacks the doors are locked no one's allowed out. That's my plan. We deserve it.

Mom's night out. We're all going to trade pants. That's your dream. Yeah. I love to borrow clothes. I am a sister. You have sisters. Did you guys share underwear? Yes. I've asked to borrow yours before.

You have borrowed mine. I usually just do it. Yeah. Without asking. Yeah. Well, this is how I feel about it because I do think underwear is communal. No, it's not.

It is. It's communal. We're no sisters. You are sisters. I actually do have a sister. But she wouldn't let me in her room because my dead skin cells. I don't.

Esther, do you know that our friend in common jenna i have her panties from when she was 15 and i still wear them wait i actually had a pair of her panties for a long time see communal a little bit so funny i think i got rid of them a few years ago but she did have some cool panties when she was a teenager this is like the joys of being a girl like never could you ever could guys be like, yeah, we share panties. No, if you're not sharing panties, you're not really enjoying your womanhood. No. I'm just going to say it.

Men will never know the depths of true friendship. I do believe that. And part of that is sharing panties. Okay. Just throwing it out there, I had two sips of Red Bull. And I'm feeling it a little bit. Wait, are you guys best friends? Yes.

Yes. Okay, that vibe came through very quickly. We're like, I feel as close as people can get. But you live in different cities. Yes. How do you do that long distance? It's hard. I think I talked to Blair once a day.

We talk constantly, yeah. Yeah. It was really weird because when we first became friends, like, she would call me and I'd be like, what are you doing? Like, what? Yeah. And then she, like, taught me how to, like, have phone calls. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It was really shocking to me. I didn't realize I was doing that. Wait, FaceTime or just regular phone calls? Oh, I still don't FaceTime. You do sometimes. Once in a while.

You pick up sometimes. I'm like, whoa, invasive. I love to FaceTime. Yeah. Yeah. I feel like that's all we do is FaceTime, right? Yeah, yeah. We don't do regular phone calls.

I'm pretty exclusive with FaceTime when it comes to friendship. I don't know why that happened, but I need to see your pretty face. If we're going to talk. Don't waste my time. I feel like if it's a FaceTime, I assume that the baby's there and so I'll usually pick up.

And then it's just me. And I go, I gotcha. She's at home. I saw this thing on TikTok where there's like, it talks about girls with two very specific type of bedroom configuration or bedroom behavior, right? And it's either you fall under the, you can't sit on my bed with your street clothes, girl, or fully bed rot, you can eat on my bed be as disgusting as possible where do you guys fall you can sit on my bed in your street clothes but not with your shoes on and do not eat in my bed and does do you think that's important for people to be friends to understand or i am the exact same actually with those things yeah yeah so no street So no street, street clothes is fine.

Street clothes is fine. Just on the bed, not. On the bed, not in the bed. If you get in the bed with denim on, you need a job. I completely agree. Get a fucking job. Okay. I know it's bad out there, but you're not homeless.

That's bizarre behavior, though. Like fully clothed to just undo the bed get in under the sheet but why are you assuming the bed is done true but i'm offended if it's yeah if it's undone i guess that's probably more there's more leeway i also though feel that it's all the top of the bed is is touching the bottom of the bed like you're living in a delusion if you think it's okay to sit on the bed in street clothes and that that's not going to affect the inner bed. No, but you're wrong, Esther.

Yeah, but you're wrong. You put your wrong. Thank you. You put that perfectly. You put that really, really well. Yeah, you are wrong. Esther, you're— I was going with you, honestly.

I was like, maybe I've been thinking about this. Unless you're like—ping sweat through your layers of clothes, through the comforter, through the sheet. Yeah, how wet are you? Yeah, how? You're telling me that when you sleep in your bed, you're not like hugging your comforter. Like it's all touching everywhere.

I know, but I don't get in there until i'm like clean yeah and i'm prepared for bed i would never just come in with street germs and crawl into bed yeah look unless i lost my job look i i don't know where i stand i think that's my problem. In my heart, I am a street clothes. I would wear denim in bed, job or no job. In my heart, I would do that. And I 100% eat in my bed. And the fact that you have that rule, we don't connect anymore.

I did grow up. For all my 20s, I ate in my bed. But that was just because I was like living with strangers all the time. And I never wanted to go in the communal space ever or speak to them. Right. And living in New York, it's like in your 20s is you assume that you sleep in your clothes. Right. Yeah.

So but then I changed. And also I felt this new awareness of germs that i hate post-covid i i never was like i was like it's mind over matter like over germs like those people are crazy and now i just like don't really like shaking hands you know yeah i was i think i was covid didn't change much for me i think i was a little ahead of the crowd you're like iron woman it's incredible i mean could could someone truly say they were bed rotters because like i think i bed rot but i just don't bring food into the mix because i have aversion to sticky things you don't i actually now feel like we've been living a lie because you are such a a bed rot like a bedrock queen yes but

the fact that you don't introduce food into that equation is like, you're a liar. I don't like insects. Like, who are you? I don't want to sleep with insects. I don't like to sleep with crumbs. Like, it's sticky things. Our bed is literally

filled with sand. Like, every night, Dave and I are like, okay, time to go to the beach. Because Donut, lately, Donut runs sand like every night dave and i are like okay time to go to the beach because donut lately donut runs and collects all the sand all over her body we don't live near the beach i don't know where she gets the sand and then she gets in the bed and like every night we're just like more sand and we don't do anything about it it's's so disgusting. Go to the beach. It's so funny to me. So we just like sleep in crust and all this stuff. And we're like, we love you, Don't Add.

It's okay. I have four dogs, but I dust my bed before the bed rotting session. So you can't go to the beach. That's crazy. You have a dog, right? Yeah. You don't sleep in her filth? His or her filth?

I do sleep in her filth, but also filth she i do sleep in her filth but also she lives she she doesn't know how to piss on grass like she's like a new yorker she sleeps she pisses on the sidewalk really yeah like if i am in la with her i have to find concrete i literally forgot you had a dog yeah same wait. I know. You feel bad for her. You should. Wait. She's at my mother-in-law's right now. Is she not still the apple of your eye?

Because for me, Donut is still. She was never the apple of my eye. You suck. I loved her. You're so from a Republican family. No, I loved her. I'm not a liar. No, you don't understand. I had a dog that was the apple of my eye.

This was different. Like, Mouse is my dog who I love, but she's always been my dog. Alabama was my human child who I stared into her eyes and I knew that she knew pain. You know what I'm saying? So that's like after you have to put a dog that you really, really love down, you do not love them again the same way. You think you only have one soul dog and that's it? I i don't know i hope there's another soul dog for me out there but well alabama i think alabama was like she was the the homie you know so mouse is my dog and i hope she's okay right now i'm not sure yeah alabama did feel like a human. It was bizarre.

Yeah. She was like, yeah, I loved her. Sorry to bring everybody down. Yeah, thank you. It seems like you have a habit of that, though. Yeah, no. It is how I get off, but I'm sorry for you guys. Esther, I have two follow-up questions about your bed habits. Do you think that salt and pepper on the side of your bed is appropriate or no?

I mean, why would it be there? Yeah. You're adding condiments? Hot sauce? Ketchup? Spices? She doesn't want to answer. I'll just say this.

Like, there's been a bottle of ketchup at my bed table for a few days too long at times Like I wish I would have put it away At times Times plural Actually you bring condoms Not one time specifically in your life that you can remember because it was so dark But at times plural I think you take the crown then for bed rotting

I thought I did because I can really stay there for hours and hours and just staring into space and dissociating. But you take it to a whole culinary experience. There's been times where we've been in the kitchen. We're like, where's the salt? And I'm like, I know where it is. It's on my nightstand. I'll go get it.

I admire you for living your truth. I do always have a lot of beverages on my night. Yeah, me too. Too many beverages. Like what kinds? Different seltzers, a tea that I've warmed up four times and never had a sip of. I love that. Always a thermos of some kind filled with water that I do not drink.

And like seltzers that are like halfway done, seltzers that are totally done. It's coffee. Like there's a lot of beverages that I never take back into the kitchen. I am definitely a cereal offender at making a hot tea and never having a sip. Yeah. But also making that hot tea my entire personality and like buying six boxes of it and just like talking about it and then never having a single sip like what's that i do the same i do that with can you match my free because it seems elegant

tea is like aspirational i feel the same way i rarely heat it up though yeah i really make it i buy it though i think you're right i I think it is. Tea culture is very sophisticated. And I think you aspire to that level of like, like sophistication that you'll, Esther, like, who do we think we are? Yeah.

That day is not coming. It's never coming. That's like, I've also always wanted to be the person that has for dessert, a single square of dark chocolate. I'm like that. I will be my best self when that's my dessert. But she does that shit. I never learned that I will be my best self when that's my dessert. But she does that shit. I never learned that people put, I never before.

You were suspicious of her. I ever met someone that puts popcorn in a, in a small bowl or like crack. She portion sizes. I had never even heard of a portion size before I met her. The whole thing with popcorn is you eat the whole thing. It was so shocking to me. I was like, what are you doing? It feels more festive when I have it in a bowl.

Yeah, but then it runs out. Yeah, but I can serve myself more. What holiday are you being festive about? I'm just like, I'm at somebody's house, Blair's. She's not going to put it in a bowl for me. I'm going to make myself a little bowl, and I'm going to be like, Blair gave this to me, and I'm just going to eat it.

I make you other things. I just don't make you popcorn because that's crazy. I just give you a bag of popcorn. What do you make her? I mean, I make her. It's not true. You buy groceries, and you go, there's cheese and meat in the fridge. No, what I make you, a salad you love.

That's true. You make her a salad that she loves? Yes. Kalilah, I'm owed so much right now from you. I want something that I love. Like, make me those chicken thighs, bitch. I mean, I did give you the recipe and you botched it. I feel like chicken thigh, like making a good chicken thigh is like a really incredible power as a woman.

Yeah. I aspire to that as well and not thigh i think the one thing that's really hard to get right is breast because thigh is already very juicy breast suck though yeah i know i know it's drier but that's what i'm saying to have a moist breast you are a republican yeah i just see it that was that she i'm with her I like them more My mom says that You skinny Oh yeah That is very right wing

Is it? Yeah yeah yeah Chicken breast is like Definitely not I don't even want to look At a chicken breast I don't care what you put on it I was learning things

About myself I wasn't prepared To learn today It's like 90s Like growing up Yes We only got chicken breast And then when I like

Became an adult And found out There was chicken thighs I was like What the fuck is wrong With my parents Yeah like growing up yes we only got chicken breast and then when i like became an adult and found out there was chicken thighs i was like what the fuck is wrong with my parents yeah juicier 10 more tender the flavor is there lever lever i got a little too excited the flavor is better i don't know i don't know you're giving me the ick actually i'm i'm done with you yeah i don't really want like a juicy piece of meat. What do you want? I even.

OK, I'm just going to say it. I do order my steak well done. Oh, that makes that. Yeah. Sorry. I had trouble breathing. I do get that. I'm scared of blood.

Esther, what? I don't love steak. OK. Okay. Okay. What? You guys found a cop across. You might be a fiscal Republican at least. I'm such a meat eater and I would rather die than eat a steak well done.

That is just repulsive to me. And sacrilegious. Yeah. Yeah. Pedestrian. I feel like I'm right and everyone else is wrong when I'm eating it. That's weird. You?

Yeah. Korean barbecue, yes, you can cook poorly. Thinner strips of meat, brisket, all of those things. But no, like a steak? Yeah. Oh, God, no. Wait, let's talk more about your relationship with dessert. Okay.

You just have like a bite and then you're like i'm good i don't love sweets same i don't love them i like salt i like salt i'm a sodium girl you can't tell from my pregnancy i say to her all the time i'm like i don't understand that you lost 50 pounds in two weeks like and not even exaggerating either like because i was a water logged pig because i was a little piggy and i just was filled with water and it all fucking came out in tears and sweat and piss wait i do think i i can you be both Can you be a sodium girl and a sweet girl? Totally. Yeah.

Yeah. I feel like that's you. You alternate. Thanks so much. Can you be this disgusting? Thank you. Cause I have, I have seen her on a good day and I really am impressed. I'm like, wow, she's really going for it.

When I see you in candy, I'm like, wow, she's really going for it. When I see you in candy, I'm like, I have never seen this before. Now I feel like my old great aunt is here. When I see you in candy, I just have never seen anything like it. She goes fully rabid. It's like, there's a different, there's a switch in the eye. Yeah, that's Blair eating red meat.

I was just about to out you. Both hands will just bite into a T-bone. I've never done that, but also. You absolutely have. You know what she does. I think you've tweeted about it, too. No. Well, that's.

We can look. I deleted all my tweets. How smart. She deleted her old Twitter. I did. Even smarter. No, but Rosebud, one thing that she will do that I've always been like, whoa, she'll wake up in the morning, hit her vape like before her eyes are even open and then go into the

freezer and eat like a few bites of ice cream. So don't think she's like too Fox News. I did. I did eat. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. I did eat.

I had half of an ice cream sandwich for breakfast this morning. Yeah. Like, it's, and it's. You did? Yeah. Like, she'll eat that right when she wakes up. But you just said you don't like sweets. I know, but I'm dehydrated in the morning.

It's something about, in the morning, it's my sweet treat time. Oh, my God. Yeah. Like, right when she opens her eyes. Yeah. I can't tell if you guys are disgusted. It's just, there's something. No, I have a jealousy a jealousy actually that's coming up

because there's something so childlike about that. Like, I'll just open my eyes and have a scoop of ice cream. That was like a fear that was instilled. Like Filipino kids, they say, if you eat ice cream first thing in the morning, you get this thing called pasmo where you will faint midday.

I do have that. I do have that. I do have that. I'm not kidding. I've been taking iron supplements to stop it. Well, because you shoot your glycemic index so far up in the morning, so your sugar probably... That's totally... That happened to me so much when I first started at SNL.

People would be like, Rosebud, I'd be on my couch, and they'd be like, Rosebud, we're going downstairs to check cards or whatever. I'd be like, I'll be right there and I'd stand up and I'd literally faint back onto my couch but shut my door because I could feel it coming on. It happened so often that everything would go dark and I'd be like, I'll be right there and then I'd shut the door,

faint for a second, get back up and then go downstairs. It sounds like you probably just have POTS or you're POTS-y. What's that? You know what that is? It's like postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome. She's only bringing that up because she has it. I do have it a lot. Girls, do you have, I say a lot of girls

because I only know girls with this, but it's basically like when you get up suddenly, your blood pressure like plummets and then your heart rate goes up. And so like my whole life when i've gotten up or changed positions i have to do it slowly yeah because i see very like tunnel vision or like darkness for the first 30 seconds yeah how do you get that um you want it according to you obviously do who do i talk to honestly according to gabor mate and like now like child

psychologists it's from childhood trauma. Like everything. Like most autoimmune illnesses and stuff. Okay, so something I don't have to look at then. Right. Nothing will fix you. You know what they'll say to you when you go to the doctor? Eat more salt. Yeah. I'm already covered in those.

Buddy, I've had three bags of Cheetos today. Does low blood pressure count as POTS? Just curious. It can, yeah. That's one of the things. I mean, not too low. Why are you saying that?

Like, you just got a surgery to have low blood pressure. No, no, I have really low blood pressure. You do? Let's compete. How low is yours? It's really low. I don't faint. I never faint.

What's a competition where we could, like like test their blood pressure and whose is lower? I'm not like a faint. Like semi-safe competition. I'm like a really strong girl. What's your baseline blood pressure when you go to the doctor? Well, I just know from my aura ring that it's always like you're my like average. Wait. Oh, no. That's heart rate. Heart my like average. Wait. Oh, no, that's heart rate.

Heart rate. That's totally different. I feel like we're catching you in a lie and you don't have low blood pressure. No. I have no idea what the hell my blood pressure is. I was conflating the two. Okay. Heart rate with blood pressure.

Your heart rate is always at like 45 or something. Yeah. Like just checking are you still alive. Like a triathlete basically. Yes, from being like an athlete, I guess. Yeah. But. What was your sport?

Volleyball. Whoa. Wait, where did you grow up? Orange County. Okay, I'm trying to put the meat eating together. Like, I'm trying to put this puzzle together, and I can't figure it out. The meat eating with the Orange County? Just all of it.

Because Orange County would scream chicken breast. My mom, oh my God, totally. I ate so many. I was just like, they're shoved down my throat growing up in the 90s. Like a hot mom. Just eating chicken breast constantly. Yeah. Not a fan.

Did you grow up with an almond mom? Yes. So did I. Yeah. We have skinny moms. Skinny moms. Skinny fit moms. Totally. Counting calories. My mom was. We have skinny moms. Skinny moms. Skinny fit moms. Totally.

Counting calories. My mom was skinny, but it was from alcoholism. Lucky. Yeah. Are you a chicken pot pie girl? I love chicken pot pie. We never had that. We were never allowed that.

Why? It was against our religion. Jewish. I thought that was pork yeah i'm not okay i thought you would say i thought that was poor i was like you have no filter i almost was gonna say that at meatloaf and i stopped myself but now i had to let it out sorry stella oh my god wait can should we try the trader joe snacks yeah we can guys okay wait before then that we do that i have a different taste test to do

that i brought that's right i did a homework assignment oh okay dave made me he's like leave the house so i have said on this show before that I think Cheez-Its actually are in the category of chip and that they're the best chip. Oh, I would agree with you 100%. I love Cheez-Its. Thank you. Like a freak for Cheez-Its. Not a cracker. A chip?

Crackers are, oh. I guess you do have a good point. I mean, I just don't eat chips besides like a kettle chip. They're mostly uninteresting. Okay. So I think. I have no argument against this. I didn't mean to.

Maybe the category. No, I still want to defend. Okay. The category is not chip or cracker. The category is crispy, crunchy, salty treat. And I think Cheez-It reigns supreme. So on the theme of cheese it's i brought the world's smallest bags but i have one of each variety so we have to do a taste test

and say which once and for all what cheese it is best and i really i so we have snapped which is the thin and crispy cheese i've never seen that one before. We have original white cheddar, which I've never tried and toasted. So the real, it's actually, it's called, sorry, extra toasty. The real, I think the real question of today is gonna be what is better. This is just my personal journey. I'm on what's better, original or toasty,

but maybe something else will be as good. We can throw this directly in the garbage, right? No. Those are the ones that Carl Radke and his ex-fiancee are doing SpawnCon Instagram battles with. I don't want this one. You have to try them all. It's the rules. Oh, okay.

All right. Sorry. I don't want to start with that one. Well, does everyone want to start with original then, actually? Oh, do we do it one at a time? Okay. I didn't even realize there was varietals of Cheez-Its. Well, you're obviously not from Illinois then.

I guess not. Okay, original first. I guess not. Okay, original is fucking amazing. Original is so good. I love original. I'm waiting to try this one. Okay, original's good. I already know what my favorite is. What? It's good. is so good I love the rich I'm waiting to try this one okay originals good I

already know what my favorite is what it's I'm gonna I'll just withhold like 10 so that you know we're trying to build to something okay I love it I'm gonna go extra toasty okay okay What does extra toasted mean? Like, almost a little close to burnt? Well done. Well done. Okay.

Actually triggering conversation. Mm-hmm. Okay. Mm. Okay, I'll withhold. Not too much of a difference. Have you tried an extra toasty? No. Pass this one over.

My apologies. Didn't even know they existed. Okay, white cheddar, I think it might be really bad. She's going to love it. Rosebud's going to love it. I think white cheddar is bad. Give me the snapped. You're hoarding them.

I haven't tasted a snap yet. Extra toasty might be a little less cheesy. I think I might agree with that. No, white cheddar is good. What? Mm-hmm. Wait. Have you tried Snap?

Snap is insane. What is Snap? Whoa. Do you need it? I know. Snap is like... It's like... That's a different ballgame.

It's completely different. I totally go back on what I was saying. These are their brand new ones. Oh, no. The Snap wins. That's what I ball game. It's completely different. I totally go back on what I was saying. These are their brand new ones. Oh, no, this snapped wins. That's what I was going to say. I haven't tried it yet. This is what I was going to say, throw in the garbage. Yeah, so there's, I don't know if it's a Cheez-It brand,

but there is one that's slightly better than this, and it is a newer version of it. It is a sour cream and onion one. Oh, that sounds really good. That's what this tastes like, sour cream and cheddar. Uh-huh. The flavor, that's why it's so good.'s got i think that takes the cake for me what did you think it was going to be i thought it was going to be like a baked no which one did you think was

going to be your number one oh white cheddar i thought she was yeah i thought that's right i thought white cheddar was nasty okay i didn't try white cheddar you didn't who has that I tried white cheddar. You didn't? No. Who has that? Why is it missing? I wanted it. Oh.

My bad. So you guys. You don't have a bowl now, do you? You guys, Rosebud came on our podcast and she stole the Cheez-Its. It's like really sad. She took Cheez-Its and a throw pillow. Weirdly. I thought the snap would be like a pizza flavor.

These are a little odd. I almost feel like I can't taste the white cheddar after eating the other ones. Yeah, because it's much more subtle. Okay, does anyone have a, what about, let's just go original versus extra toasty. I'm going to say I thought I would like extra toasty more, and even as I'm saying this, I still think I do, but it's less cheesy, and therefore the original is probably going to still reign supreme for me. I'm going to say snapped. Okay.

Snapped. Yeah. For sure. Long shot. I might. I just feel like they're two separate entities. The original and the snap because the snap feels like a chip. And yeah.

And the original obviously I ride really hard for. I like the texture, the weight. Okay. I like the texture, the weight. You like the texture and the weight? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, I've had to tune you out. Okay, dog whistling to dicks out there. Okay.

These are the new summer treats from Trader Joe's. Oh, this looks really good. Me Crab Snackers Thai Rice Noodle Snacks. Whoa. Oh, that's such a... That's sort of like a... Ube Cookies. The Ube Cookies

are going to be good, I think. Brown Butter Salted Caramel Mini Biscotti. These are the new summer snacks from Trader Joe's. They are not. None of the ones I could find were at the Eagle Rock Trader Joe's. But they are from Trader Joe's. They are not. None of the ones I could find were at the Eagle Rock Trader Joe's. But they are from Trader Joe's?

I asked the employee. They said those are all, they've all come out in the last six months. What the fuck are Enchanted Jangle? What is that? That's what you, that's what we feel about you. Enchanted Jangle? I love the Scandinavian swimmers. I

fuck with those hard. I think it was Whitney that that shared this but there was like a um there was like a meme that was like i'm at trader joe's oh my god it's so bad oh my god what's that one the uber don't look at me don't look at me no one's looking Don't look at me. Don't look at me. No one's looking. I'm looking.

Esther, which one was that? The ube? Can you get Esther a napkin? Because it's all over the sides of her mouth. I did see. I saw it. It's like not fully in the bag. You don't understand how bad this is. Now I have to try.

It's the Thai rice snacks. They're like literally spicy. Try try that i need this out of my mouth first this will get it out of your mouth it's basically a fucking blinstone's vitamin as a crocker everyone just look away no one's gonna look away we can't stella you need to run run everyone needs to try those yeah have you tried the dang that was a huge endorsement

it's so weird I thought it was going to be like a sweet it's literally like a spicy candy or something it's so weird you I thought it was gonna be like a sweet. It's literally like a spicy Candy or so it's so weird. You're not gonna try it Well, I already have these in my mouth right now. Oh, I like these you you're such a freak. I'm also just Southeast Asian though I'm racist against your you know what it is. You don't like you don't like the lemongrass in it. No, it's a spice. It's not spicy. It's not spicy.

This is not spicy. What are you talking about? There's like herbs on it. Yeah. You're tasting like herbs. You're tasting tamarind. I'm not gaslighting you. I promise you it's not spicy though.

What the fuck? Yeah, it's just a combo of sweet and um it does taste like pool cleaner to me okay yeah do you want to try this no thank you you sure wait like that the brown butter salted caramel biscotti is really good it's going in there it's really it's actually really good i don't like bisc biscotti. Do you like biscotti? You hate biscotti. The ube. Do you normally like ube?

Yeah. Yeah, I can't imagine, like, if you've had good ube stuff, I can't imagine these being that great. It's, like, flowery. Yeah. Esther, what are your, like, top three snacks that, like, you're getting you crumbs in your bed? Popcorn.

Oh, popcorn, yeah. Dog sand. Dog sand. I'm trying to think. I love barbecue chips. I do too. Barbecue chips. I could just go.

Have you guys had the wild chicken chips? It's like chips made out of chicken skin or something. I've had all flavors. I'll tell you which ones are not good. I can't wait to hear this. Nashville, throw it out. The buffalo and the barbecue are the best. I like the barbecue and the chicken and waffles.

Oh, chicken and waffles is a great one. The maple one. I've never heard of these. They're basically protein chips, like chicken. Such a scam. And they're like bound together by tapioca. Oh, by like Quest or something? No, but they make those too. These aren't the Quest ones. No, these chicken. Such a scam. And they're like bound together by tapioca. Oh, by like Quest or something? No, but they make those too. It's not, these aren't the Quest ones.

No, these are like the chicken chips. So it's like if you're on like a keto diet or whatever. Oh. But I wanted to ask the both of you, your friendship requirements out of each other. If someone has done you really wrong, Blair, like, really, really wrong. Does Rosebud... What's going on? Is Rosebud allowed to have a friendship with that person? Or do you require that she shows you utmost loyalty

and is like, no, fuck that person forever? We don't have requirements. It's just, like, naturally, I guess, sort of like that. And it's not like... Like, I don't expect if, like, a few scenarios or something like where someone who has done me really wrong, like I don't expect her to like. The word allowed is like not part of it. Mean to them or something like it's usually, you know, I know hers and she knows mine. And like we do this in the hallway.

Like, if I run into them or she runs into mine, you know? Yeah. It's more of, like, just a silent, like, I don't fuck with you. Yeah. Kind of a thing. But most of the time, and I'll say, like, most of the time, if Blair, if there's somebody that's fucked over Blair, she'll give them more chances than I would,

and vice versa. Yeah. Where, like, because we're hearing each other's stories more, you know what I mean? Yeah. So it's like you end up being, like, a reflection for each other, where you're like, oh, well, I've heard this,

a version of this has happened before, and I'll give you these many oh well I've heard this a version of this has happened before and I'll give you these many times that I've heard it before right and then like like that's many times where I've like been telling you something that happened and you'll be like remember when this happened last summer or remember when this happened blah blah blah yeah and I'll be like right right I guess this person's not great for me. I do. I know like, you know, I've heard my therapist say like, well, no, like it is the mature thing to let people make their own decisions and friendships about people.

But I, if my best friend were to continue to fuck, you know, fuck with the people that I have either done me wrong or I dislike, like, I'd be, it would upset me to no end. I don't, I think. Yeah, I think it would. If I'm being, like, totally honest, if somebody, like, if you, like, continued to, like, actually, like,

really hang out hard with somebody, then I would feel, like, a weird way about that. I mean, God bless her way about that. I mean, God bless her heart because she's so sweet. But we have a friend like that who just plays neutral across the board. And I don't know why she does it and to what end she plays this neutrality. But it fucking bothers me because it's like, wait,

like you're chummy with this person like a couple days after I've told you like what they've done. And I don't know if that's me being immature and her being mature. But like, I wonder if you tell her. Yeah. Like, and she's just like, no, I make my own decisions about the people in my life and my friendships. And I'm like, I am I just like doing this wrong where it's like, no, I demand a loyalty. I think it's like you can have expectations of somebody. It's fair to have expectations of somebody.

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Additional taxes, fees and restrictions apply. See Mint Mobile for details. You hanging with somebody that I didn't fuck with anymore. Yeah. And I told her that it bothered me. I wouldn't necessarily expect her to change that behavior. I'd probably just tell her that it bothered me. So I'm I feel weird about it. But I don't expect her to do anything about that because I'm like. because I'm like it's my responsibility that I because I can't expect other people to change their behavior for me but there wouldn't be a resentment like a hidden resentment there no I understand how you I understand how you feel if you're really close with someone really close with someone and they know someone like really got you like left field or something

yeah yeah like I would but also, at the same time, like, I'm not, I would never, I trust her on such, like, a deep level that, like, I always know no matter what that she has my back and has, like, my best interest. So, like, I know that, you know, if she's, like, being cordial or something in a group setting, it's very different

than, like, hanging out with the person or something. Like we have people where she doesn't like them and I like them, but it's not because they ever did something to her. It's just like in- Colored don't match. I don't like the way you are. Yeah, like it's just, yeah.

And there's people she likes that I don't like, but it's not because anyone was wronged or anything, you know, and we like respect all that. Yeah, that makes sense. Where do you stand on this, Esther? I'll use an example. Like, right.

Yeah. In the past where, you know, she's just played all sides and it's like a friend to all. What was the specific experience of her doing that? what was the specific experience of her doing that um it was i guess you don't know her but it's basically somebody that um had done me so fucking wrong like the worst thing ever in my life that anyone's ever and she still plays like nice with them yeah no fuck her yeah so that's where i'm like and i'm like to what end like why are you still chummy why are you still it's like really bother me and in my all of my other really good friends blocked him did this you know just like okay and she's just like no she plays she plays it a little

bit more political and i'm like for what yeah yeah why pick me yeah and it like hurts me yeah it's the kind of thing though where it would thank you that would bother me but i would also know like i can't let this bother me because what is this like i don't know what i can't control that person's actions and it's like they're i think i would just have to like accept that that is how they are. But would you find them just as trustworthy? Would you be just as close with them? No. No.

Like I would accept and not try to control, but I would just be like, oh, I clocked that and I'd be like more distant. I really, I love that move where it's that, that kind of like, oh, okay, I see you. Yeah. And like move on. Like I'm not even mad.

No, I'm not mad not I just know who you are I understand like yeah I know I have more information yeah yes yeah and I would yes like what you guys are saying like okay I think if I the best mature result of that would be like notice it take that in there's probably a little more space now yeah yeah because that would bother me have a little funeral for them in your head yeah i love that trick yeah my dad taught me that when i was so sick i know it's i'm like maybe this is really bad but when i got broken up with my dad was like you need to go to his funeral in your head you need to pretend he died and i actually think that's genius no but as an adult i'm I actually think that's genius. No, but as an adult, I'm like, I think that's really problematic.

Stuffing down your feelings. I mean, it's not stuffing down your feelings. He's literally trying to picture his funeral. Yeah, you're doing a full eulogy in your head. That's processing. That's not stuffing. Yeah, you're going, bye-bye. Yeah.

Maybe shed a tear or two. Okay. Like you do at funerals. Yeah. Yeah, because I think the funeral. And you make a little doll and you put little pins in it and you bury it in the backyard. So good. So healthy.

Yeah. Thank you. You Google a spell. By the way, you know what movie I just watched yesterday? It was Practical Magic. I hadn't watched it in a couple of years. The one with Nicole Kidman. Yes.

I just watched it like three weeks ago. Is it because they're coming out with a second one right I guess I just saw that I watched it before but it's so good and they look like Nicole Kidman has never looked hotter I mean incredible yeah wait who's she used to look she used to have I'm not even kidding she had Sigourney Weaver's face like if you look at her in dead calm she looks like look up dead calm I'm not even kidding. She had Sigourney Weaver's face. Like, if you look at her in Dead Calm, she looks like, look up Dead Calm. I'm not even kidding. She looks exactly like Sigourney Weaver. I just really liked her with the red hair.

This is her first draft face. But she is a redhead, isn't she? Yeah, but she's been blonde for so many years now. And it made me be like, oh, she looks really good with that like rich red uh-huh hair oh you're right dude it's crazy oh my god wait oh my that's nicole kidman no that's a young sigourney weaver yeah oh wait what changed oh my everything obviously i mean she's still gorgeous she's like fucking but, but I was like watching this and I was like, God damn. I'm stunned right now.

I know. I hate these reveals. Like I didn't know what you were saying until I saw the picture. I don't like this. Well, maybe have a funeral for her. Yeah. But no, like doesn't everyone remember like how old they were and where they were when you found out Marilyn Monroe's face was fake?

Wait, what? I will now. Well, okay, not fake, but, like, plastic surgery. Like, she had a chin job. She did? You guys! What are you, 13? You don't know this?

I didn't know this. I didn't know they had it back then. And she comes from a political family, and she doesn't know this. What is going on? This is crazy. You don't know that Marilyn Monroe had a whole different face? No. Really? I feel like

I'm in an episode of Twilight Zone that you guys don't know this. But I didn't know they had plastic surgery back then. What year would she have had that? She had a nose job, a chin job. Who was her doctor? This person was a pioneer. I know. Probably the best doctor of all time.

She had a chin job, a nose job. They had it back then? Oh, she revealed she had undergone plastic surgery. Wow. Yeah, so it's like her beautiful, iconic face isn't even fucking real. It's like, I'd rather, like, it's harder than finding out Santa isn't real, even though I don't, I never believed in Santa. Okay, just to be clear. Why is that so funny? Because I would assume you believed more than anyone.

That's a good point. So that was a shocking, another shocking reveal. Are you going to be a Santa mom? What do you mean? Are you going to allow your kids to believe? Allow. Are you going to are your kids going to believe in Santa? Oh, yeah, for sure.

Oh, no, Esther. We're not. You're not doing Santa. No, we're going to be a make believe story that we talk about. But I'm not going to pretend that it's real. Oh, OK. That's child abuse well i did cry and sob and ask my parents why they lied to me when i found out that he was real but i'm going to do the same for my child my brother told me one day and i was like

that's really mean and then we went on about the day yeah it's important to know not to trust people you know she needs to know you tell me this every day sometimes your closest friends will lie to you you know i never consider that someone's lying to me it is like the most brutal way to go through life i can't even explain so interesting i have like the most wild she'll be like did you hear that blah blah blah blah blah blah and i'm like who told you that and they're like and she's like they did and i'm like that's a lie that's an obvious lie there's no way that i i never consider someone that i have a relationship with would lie to me it is like the most no matter how even like known pathological liars oh my god like jacks from fucking no i've never believed a

word he said see it's easier with people I don't know. I know. When I know someone and I like them, I want to- I'm just trying to think of an example that's not someone that we all know that is on the podcast. You know what I mean? In the beginning, the very early days of Tinder,

I matched with Jax. Ew. Oh my God. Imagine what my life could have, would have been. It's a demon. I hope he sees this. Is he, are him and Brittany still together? No, they're separated.

I hope she ditches his ass. Me too. Once and for all. Did you watch any of the Vanderpump stuff? No, and I know that makes me better than everyone here um and i'm sorry if that's triggering but no i don't watch any bravo i watch all of it and i agree with you i actually didn't watch i didn't watch any bravo until i became pregnant and that is the one thing that has changed wait i think you're the one that told me to watch real housewives

of new york and i got peacock and i tried and i could not still get into it what i know i don't see i can't do this thing that she does either where she'll go back to like when it's not current yeah like i have no desire to watch something that's like not current i've been watching vanderpump seasons like 10 and 11 and i think i watched nine as well but i haven't i hadn't seen any of the earlier ones and now i'm watching i'm like middle of the like third season it's so and it's fucking it's so toxic i'm like oh my fucking god you don't know the early like stassi i do now okay now i do but i'm like i'm very curious like what is stassi. I do now. Okay. Now I do. But I'm like, I'm very curious, like, what is Stassi up to? What's she up to? She, like,

Lauren Conrad-ed herself and, like, made herself like, classy. Good for her. I could see that happening. Do you think I can Lauren Conrad you guys? Is it too late? But I feel like Stassi did that after she had her child. Yes. Right? She went full Lauren Conrad. Yeah.

That's your perfect time time oh my god she started wearing prada and like dyed her hair a darker blonde and like you know married a nice guy and she sell jewelry probably yeah i don't know she has like a couple books out you know yeah i did hear that she bought a lot i have juice on that that she bought a lot of those books herself to make it look like she's pretty smart businesswoman she's smart and she right when all the drama was going on she immediately announced a tour like she's very brilliant in that way good is she gonna do the valley no probably not probably i feel like that's beneath her at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I heard Andy Cohen has been quoted. Well, if you're buying your own books, it's not really beneath her, is it?

Andy's been quoted lately saying that he's her number one, she's his number one pick to desire to get back on TV. Yeah, I thought she was great early season. Stassi was the most fun to watch. I just heard that two of them opened a sandwich shop. Do we know about that? Oh, yeah, something about her. is that good yeah it looked good on i've been meaning to go since i got to la and i haven't made i mean there was an annoying area

the launch was great so did you go were you there no but i saw the pictures around the block so you're into this i yeah i watch i watch a good amount of and i'll go all the way back like when i first started watching love island uk because I cannot get into the American version of it like I started from season one I don't backtrack like you I start from the season for seasons and I watch all the original like Real Housewives yeah yeah I just when I was pregnant I started Real Housewives of New York because of her and I was like I was like this is from like 15 years ago i what is this and i like google you know you go to google the people in the show and the kid is like 40 i'm like this is crazy i can't get into this i know it's like all of theresa judais's kids i'm also i am curious about the

valley because that's newer right yes the valley's newer and they're all like getting married and having kids and they're in the valley and they're a mess okay i like summer house that's where i'm at right now i like summer house too yeah i think it's good all right is page still on there yeah i think she's so funny and smart and she i know i love giggly squad yeah i do too it's really good. Yeah. Esther, you're just not a reality. Early. No, that's not true. You watch Big Brother.

I used to. Yeah. What's Big Brother? What is that? What is that? She's laughing at me. I was going to say, what do you like to watch?

I don't know. I'm shy. Stop. Okay, Big Brother. Here's the problem. I'm shy. Stop. Okay, Big Brother, here's the problem. I got a little... When I get into it, I go too far. So with Big Brother, they have this... Actually, CBS was ahead of all the streamers, in my opinion, because you could subscribe to their streaming

and get a 24-hour live view of the house meets a big brother and i like camera i literally wouldn't leave my house i like couldn't do anything but watch the live feed and it really was it was becoming a problem and so i had to stop coming yeah i had to stop watching big brother the next year because it was like I can't take that on yeah I can't take on that responsibility of having to see every minute of so how the fuck is that legal like how long how long is that fucking contract okay that's crazy I could not get enough of the live feeds like it was I literally wasn't sleeping like it was so serious if there was a show about the inside of a mental institution

and they had a live feed I'm not gonna lie I would 100% watch it dude can I tell you the thing about a live feed it's always there yeah you know what i'm saying like it's not like oh what time is it on it's like it's always on so anyone are you checking for you have a built-in friend it's yes a built-in family yeah what am i checking for there's so much going on people are under the covers having secret conversations because that they don't want the cameras to hear but like you can hear it there's just so many little like ins and outs and it's really how long have you been clean for it's been a long time actually like at least five years so thank you i've never heard i've never heard of that i can't believe i wonder if they still do it like i don't even want to know though because like i don't want to be tempted

yeah so good oh yeah anything that's a dude just the live feed element like my mouth is watering we have to change the subject like it's so good it was turning human beings into an experiment i'm in it was the best summer of my life okay we have to move on that is how i feel about bravo like i feel like I didn't watch TV in this ravenous way, like, before Bravo. Yeah. Now I'm like, I mean. I am jealous of that. That's, yeah. There's the Sopranos.

I think the Sopranos I was, I felt that way about. Yeah. But I haven't felt that way about a show, honestly, since the Sopranos, which is, which I've rewatched about five times. I just started rewatching the Sopranos and then I started watching Six Feet Under again. I started that. It's so good. Wait, Six Feet Under was so fun.

I couldn't get into it. Six Feet Under, I've tried a few times. Sopranos, I've watched twice all the way through. Are you afraid of death? I don't think so. I'm more afraid of my parents dying than I feel like of me dying. But I don't know. Just a casual question.

I'm just curious. Is anybody afraid? We're all afraid. Like kind of, right? Are you afraid of death? I think we're all afraid of death. You'll sometimes think like weird diseases or you're poisoned or something. Yeah, I do get into that.

Are you afraid of death itself or the dying process or just the show six feet under what's the conversation i guess that made me wonder if that's why blair was couldn't get into it oh no i think it was because it was like again like in the 90s it was like hard to get into something that looks dated to me it's so that's funny because that show actually made me realize how much i love an early 2000s dramedy yeah because it's set in la yeah like early 2000s la is so fun because the l word is really good for that i love the l word yeah i like that one maybe i'm a lesbian i think everyone was a lesbian at that time you watch l word it's like okay yeah you had your favorite.

And was it not Shane for everyone? It's always Shane. I like also Jenny Schecter. I liked, what's her name, Beth? Yes. I thought she was hot. Yeah. L Word?

Pretty quiet. I don't watch it. She lived it. That's why. I did date a woman for a while. You did? It was like really alcohol fueled. So I can't really, you know. so i can't really you know was it so i can't really say i remember any of it yeah i can't say it was like an emotional bond that

you know nothing else could rival it was like i loved booze and that led me to pussy how long did that last i don't't remember. You were one and done? Like, that was the only? Yeah. Yeah. That's so interesting. Like, I know I've eaten pussy, but I don't remember it. Oh, my God.

So you've gone full. Yeah, but is it full if you blacked out? If you were blacked out? Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, I'm like, I can't really fully say that i like gave myself to it because i wasn't sober for any of it right wait i just remembered something creepy and embarrassing that i am just gonna share because it popped in my head in covid i watched you and andy's like

podcasts all the time is that weird no but it's weird that we did it it was so good. It was fun. And I'm like, now I'm like, wait, is that why I feel so close to you? Like, I totally forgot. I blacked it out. But like. That was your big brother. Oh, my God. That was your live feed.

Oh, my God. You've only been clean for like three years. Oh, my God. Because literally, like, I was just thinking about how, like, because you said you were blacked out dating a woman. I'm like, oh my God, she's come so far. Like she's sober with Andy. They just met in COVID and then they got married and had their baby. Oh my God, I don't think you should be my friend.

Like, I don't think it's good for you. It's fine. I don't think it's good for you. Honestly, it is. I need someone to text pictures of Minnow too that isn't like, fuck off. Excuse me. No, I mean, you love Minnow, but that's different. It's like, I got to just send it.

You know what I mean? Wait, do you feel different now that you know that I watch your podcast so intimately or do you not? No, but I am embarrassed. I'm like fully turning red. You are. Wait, but I'm embarrassed. No, you shouldn't be embarrassed. I should be embarrassed that I had a podcast with my husband. No. Wait, you guys, I had one for 10 years. I still do. I know, I know, but yours was successful. It's a different thing. Yours was successful. Oh, having me as a viewer doesn't feel successful to you?

Okay. No, it feels like, it feels like Esther was nice enough to give us some views. Like, it doesn't, it was not a successful podcast. And we kept going for a long time for it not to be successful. Like, give a podcast like six months. You know what I mean? Oh, I podcasted for an actual decade before I ever made one penny. So, I just feel like if at this point in our careers,

I'm like, if we if we if it's let's get it going. And if it doesn't start up like we got to get out quick because it's embarrassing. You know what I mean? You're not like paying your dues anymore. Wait, how long do you hang on, though? What's what's the the correct timeline for? Well, I just did this.

I started a podcast with Rick Glassman, and I think 15 episodes in, we were like... We just both stopped answering each other's calls. No, but then you were early in pregnancy. There was a lot of things happening there. Yeah, and it's Rick, and, you know... Yeah. It's just hard.

Rick is so weird. Like, I like him, but I don't. It's confusing. There are some people that you can expand on like when i have to see him like if it was a let's say it's like you woke up and you like oh today i have to see rick like i'll get a like a i'll get a migraine and i won't feel well and then i'll go and then i'll be like oh this is fun all right you know it's really confusing like it's so weird Rick is complicated but he's

funny and I think I like him I think it's hard when you have a migraine to be able to tell but things are good now that he's not in my life

only periodically someone's gonna send all his fucking fans But things are good now that he's not in my life. I love you, Rick. Only periodically. I love you, Rick. Someone's going to send, all his fucking fans send him everything everyone says about him. So I like you, Rick. All right, we got to go home. This has been crazy. This is the most unhinged we've been in a long time.

Too many reveals. Too much. I know. Wait, but there was something on the screen that I wanted to talk about. What was it? This is the most unhinged we've been in a long time. Too many reveals. It's fun. I know. But there was something on the screen that I wanted to talk about. What was it? It was something about things that you do that make you disgusting. Yeah, what is that? I'm sorry.

Don't be sorry. I wanted to ask you guys something, too. I don't know if this is an indicator of imp like impending depression but lately i've had no interest i'm somebody who like usually always has music in the background yeah now i just want complete silence and i don't even put on my gps no matter where i go like i now i have this thing of silence in the car and I'm gonna find where I need to be eventually and what do you think that that's a sign of is like do you think that um seasonal depression is coming early that sounds like enlightenment to me no that sounds like you just need a like a break like we're on our phone everything coming so you just need some quiet it kind of sounds like

a good thing yeah it sounds nice okay wow you guys took it really positive yeah because it's so disgusting the amount that i need to feed into my brain all the time like the scrolling and the podcast and the just listed the same song on repeat like all this toxic ingesting of things all the time that you wanting just quiet and peace feels yeah i just want to stare off into space and silence yeah and like not be bothered and then get lost i think that's good in kanto the whole way here i'm telling you what you're doing is better that is a good soundtrack, though. It's pretty good. I listen to a Kabbalah podcast. Oh, now she's at the worst.

Wait a second. That's the worst one. Kabbalah is still, like, you know, gaining traction. It's not about, like, I know nothing about Kabbalah. I just like this person. But it's like a 12-minute podcast. Yeah. This is a cry for help.

Well, no, Blair is the most likely out of all of us to join a cult for sure why do you why do you think people have been saying this about you for years because i'm really trusting yeah oh yeah but then you and you're a seeker you you're a seeker i love like i love learning i love taking courses i love reading books. But I think cult is more of a need to belong, right? Oh, yeah. I don't have that. Yeah, that's actually your saving grace. I don't have a need to belong.

Isolated you love to be. Yeah. I'm such a loner. Are you an only child? No. I'm the youngest, and I had older brothers, and they just didn't let me talk to to them so i had to read a lot that's pretty good yeah that's a good yeah origin story yeah because aren't like well except for dancing have you guys seen the documentary dancing with

the devil how that's like korean pastor basically bamboozled some young dancers. I think I tweeted that I would buy a gun if my daughter ever joined a cult after watching that. But you deleted your Twitter. I deleted my Twitter, whatever. The other one, Threads. I put it on Threads. Every time I see you post, whenever I remember to go on Threads, which is like once a month, and I see you on there, I'm like, whoa.

Yeah, but I think I do it like once a month. I think I go, oh yeah, there's this. You replied to a Bravo tweet? I did. That's sad. What would you, would you really, would there be like a... That's sad. I'm not arguing.

You're taking it. Would there be a violent confrontation if either of your kids were to join a cult? I would buy a gun. Yeah, so would I. I would blow the entire place up. I would go crazy. But what about after all of that, they're like, mommy ruined my life. That was the only family I knew.

I'd be like, well, find another one. And I'll kill them too. I would be the same. I couldn't watch that because it was too dark I turned it on and I was like this reminds me I'm getting flashbacks to one of the parents in the R. Kelly documentary hitting the doorbell and stuff

and I was like they're being too passive about this like I would get a crane and bash climb the fucking fence to go get like my 15, 14 year old daughter. I'm not just going to be like, oh, they're not letting me in. I'm going to fucking bulldoze that place.

You know? Yeah. Put me in jail. Yeah. Put me in jail and then I'll have an excuse. But I'll be like, okay, well, I couldn't get her out because I tried so hard. They put me in fucking jail. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. At least then you knew you did everything you could. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so here we go, Stella. This is a quick just, you can say yes or no, but this is a list of things that anonymous people said

the majority of them were disgusting. Okay, so number one, these are what people find disgusting? Yeah. This makes you a disgusting person if this is really not looking good for me i'm just gonna be honest number number one is people who follow the five second rule just throw whatever fell on the floor out for christ's sake it depends on the floor yeah it's a case by case and also it depends how prized the food like if it was something you really wanted and it fell but if it's you know the last bite of the day and you're full and you probably shouldn't

be eating it it can stay on the floor yeah but it'll stay on the floor it's not going in the trash wait is it not 15 seconds it's five it's It's five. Oh, it's five. Kalilah. Oh, it's always been five. 15 seconds? What's taking you so long? 15 seconds. I've never known it to be five. It's just 15 seconds. Wait, I can't be the only one who thinks it's 15 seconds.

You are, though. Third world country. That's where I was raised. We had different rules. That's so funny. 15 seconds. Wow. Okay.

Spiritually, there is no difference between five and 15. Thank you. Thank you. But it does seem a lot longer. It does. Yeah. But there's a deliberation is why. Oh.

Also, what are you even saying? Spiritually, there's no difference. Like, it's the same shit. You're going to eat food on the ground. Because time doesn't exist no yes i yes time exists but let me just say the difference between 5 and 15 5 seconds is that it's reflex yeah you're just dropping baby pick it up yeah 15 you're thinking about it there's deliberation and you're making a conscious choice let's really play this in real time, okay?

Yeah, let's do it. Biscotti, no one cares about biscotti, though. I'm actually going to get a timer. I'm going to do a timer. We could count to five, too. Okay, but I want to do it more technical than that. Let's suppose I really was like really, really hungry, needed this biscotti. Okay.

Have it in my hand. So ready? Okay. Get set. Go. Five seconds. needed this biscotti okay have it in my hand so ready okay get set go five seconds that's five seconds that was it that's yeah that's pure reflex right no thoughts involved and that was hard and that was i struggled i got caught on my shoes that was yeah that was attractive what you did okay now let's go for 15. okay this one is gonna really shock you okay wait wait wait i'll give her a fresh one i'll give her a fresh one okay

yeah because it's okay ready okay go one two four ten nine eight seven six five four three two Four. Ten. Nine. Eight. Kalilah. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. It's good enough, guys. That was a long time.

You went even longer. I'm going to shit the blood tomorrow, huh? You just took so long with this. I will report back. Yeah. I don't know. I think spiritually it's the same. Isn't it good?

This is pretty good. It is it good? This is pretty good. It is pretty good. This is pretty good. For biscotti, yeah. It's got some carpet flavor, but it's still good. Okay, number two. When people leave their used tissues everywhere. I feel like Dave literally submitted that one about me.

And the next one, people who don't wash their legs or feet because the soap suds will reach it. I don't even want to say my answer to that. I mean, I know a lot. lot i mean whoever wrote that is not white yeah because that's the white that's the white stereotype right what's the white stereotype that white people don't wash their legs it's a also asians say that about white people too sorry guys so i know yeah yeah my nanny laughed so hard when i was like i was cleaning off minnow's feet the other night and i was like i was like we have to clean your feet off because everybody thinks that white people have dirty feet and she started laughing so hard and she was like you know about that laughing so hard that's exactly what we say

i mean we say it under our breath and we'll never tell you, but it's basically like we do. We're always kind of like, you know, low-key being like, oh, like they wipe back to front and they don't wash their feet. Yeah. So? So what? I remember a doctor asked me if I wipe back to front when I got like a UTI. And I was like, no, no what the who would do that and they're like and then he got so defensive and he was like many people don't know that and i was like well do they have a brain it's the one thing they tell you they tell you

it you want to get shit in your pussy when you take a baby home like they tell you how to you know what i mean okay they this is they always say that right you hear that for years but then you have your baby the poop is everywhere right when i open the diaper the poop is already all over the place right but if you're wiping front to back then there's you can fold the thing and there's a clean side underneath so that if you can just and then you lift up their legs and you wipe the bottom half the folding and then the yeah you fold it over what are you actually there's a lot of origami well i've changed i've changed diapers but i know but it's just funny i don't

know what you guys are saying and i'm embarrassed you fold over the dirty part yeah so you have the clean part yeah and you tuck the clean one underneath right already. And so, yeah. Actually, one of the questions on here, it says people... Oh. Oh. Let's just call it a day. Yeah, that one...

It's actually time to call it a day. Yeah. I probably have shit on my hands right now, if I'm being honest, and I've been eating. But this part I get because it's like it's after so many diaper changes, it's like walking over to the sink and doing like a mechanical scrub. Like that's a whole thing. At some point you just have to like resign to the idea. When they start eating solids, they shit every three hours. Okay.

What is that like? I wonder. I'm cleaning up shit all day long. So it's bigger and more shit when they get bigger yeah that's crazy sometimes i look there's like an adult turd in her diaper you're like andy i'm gonna have to wear a gas mask yeah hold on what is this when people walk barefoot on plain floors okay that's weird too i don like that. I did that for a while but I stopped. Also like even hotel room floors right when it's carpeted. Yeah. Hotel room floors

are like a no no. Yeah I mean I will wear socks on a hotel floor. Yeah I wear socks. Yeah. Yeah. Partners who share a toothbrush. No way. That I won't do. I'll do it. Really? I'll do it all day. But now I think it's gross. I used to not think it was gross. And now do it. Really? I'll do it all day. But now I think it's gross.

I used to not think it was gross. And now I do. Really? What changed? I don't know. Sanity. I think of like the guy I shared a toothbrush with maybe. I'm like, ew.

Yeah. It's almost more painful to remember that than the sex. I could see that. For some people. Yeah. I'm like, ew, I fucking used your mouth stick. Okay, teeth flossing on. Keep going, Stella.

When people use their finger to get out food stuck in their teeth and they have the audacity to touch other things. Gross. Oh, get a life. Oh, this one. Where there is a dog or animal hair all over someone's house. I mean, caked on everything. Okay.

That's gross. That is gross to me. No, really. It's not to me. Do you, your animals shed? Yeah, of course. My animals shed. And is it everywhere?

Yeah, I do vacuum a lot. Jules and I vacuum a lot. That's what I can't. When you have an animal that sheds, you have to vacuum like three times a day, I feel like. It's crazy. But also when I see like bits and pieces of their hair around the house, I'm like, oh, that's where they lay down. I find it cute. My dogs don't feel dirty to me.

That's true. Pepper, my old dog that lives in my parents' house now, he does shed even though I told my parents he didn't. His hair is everywhere and I do think it's cute yeah yeah that that doesn't bother it's not my house so like when they get fleas different story then it's like i just saw one that really throws me when people clean their ears by scraping them with their keys that That's so dangerous. You're going to hurt your brain. I had an ex-boyfriend that did that. Wait, the inside? And he would come out and you'd see the wax. It was upsetting. That's so dangerous seeming.

Oh, my gosh. You could really hurt yourself. Oh, I wanted to ask you about this, Stella. You're half Japanese. Do you have the wet or dry ear wax? If you're picking your ears with your keys, whatever harm has come to you, you deserve. What's the

difference wet i think wet yeah remember how shocking that moment was in girls when like um lena dunham like injured herself with the q-tip i was like i didn't that was like a core memory it really was because i love a q-tip in the ear which i know doctors say you're not supposed to but i'm just like if i'm not going hard it's fine and i saw that i was like what the hell that's a core memory for me as a kid i used to love the sensation of that yeah i would jam them in my ear and just scratch and one day i was alone upstairs i must have been like seven or eight and blood just started coming out and i like ran to my dad crying and so ever since then i do not put q-tips even near my ears. I don't even I like mechanically I clean them in the shower

but I'm so afraid of q-tips after that. You clean your ears in the shower? Yeah like this. You don't do that? You have to do a little. You clean your ears in the shower? Yeah. I use a q-tip. Wait ears need to be cleaned? I mean not

like super deep cleaning I thought they were self cleaning like the vagina sometimes I think you put a dick in them once a month and then they clean themselves as long as you pee after oh my god alright we have to go home everyone

everyone here has to go home and go straight to bed I have to go straight to everyone. Everyone here has to go home and go straight to bed. I have to go straight to bed. Take your clothes off first. Thank you so much. This was so fun. You guys have to come back. I would love to. I had a great time.

Where can people see you? You're on tour. Yep. Rosebudbaker.com. I have a couple. I have like 10 more dates. And I'll be in San Francisco. I don't know when this is coming out.

This one will probably be later. Check my website, rosebudbaker.com. I know I saw Chicago, Wisconsin. Vermont, yeah. Blair, are you on tour? Where can people find you? I'm on tour too. You can find all the info, blairsaki.com, my Instagram, blairsaki.

I also have a special out called Live from the Big Dog. Hell yeah. Where can we watch it? On Veeps. And you can find that a link to that on my website or in my Instagram. Oh my gosh, you guys, thank you so much. Thank you. That was so fun. Please come back.

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