Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Annie Goes Tribal

Episode Date: March 30, 2021

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get holes the size of all your toes oh honey let me tell you i don't i've never lived life hard enough to like have the whole sock be open at the foot well i think it's a commitment to not getting rid of them i am i can't have nice things that's just the bottom line first of all same aggressive same because but i have a reason but how can that's more compelling than yours why do you guys get to be friends with me it's such a nice thing what's your reason um i have six animals and i fostered too many animals and um they are not all on the same intelligence level and they some like to rip socks apart oh those are dog tears those aren't like puppy esther was looking at it like

you'd been like out running in gravel but but i do think i do think we should normalize mick mismatched socks. That's going to make it to your wiki feed, that toe. That's a full toe. That's going to zoom. Blur it out. Pixelate it. I'm on the Annie agenda.

What do you guys think? Do you think that adults, there's always this pressure, I feel, where people shame you when you're... They always point it out when my socks aren't matching. I'm like, who fucking matches socks? You're a very punky Brewster. It's cuter to have your socks not match i'm almost like jealous of that i'm i lose so many socks and i've just i've tried to stay committed to the matching socks lifestyle but maybe i should just abandon i have some questions please now laundry how does it get done at your house? I am a laundry lover. I love doing laundry.

I do it all. I do mine. I do his. I do donuts. I believe this because I've never been on FaceTime with you without your hands moving in a folding manner. You're always folding. And Dave likes his laundry hung up, but I don't care.

I fold it. And we have this conversation every week. I wish you'd hang it. I'm sorry. These are the COVID protocols. In COVID, we have this conversation every week i wish you'd hang it i i'm sorry these are the covid protocols and covid we're just folding laundry what do you fold do you fold underwear i fold everything i love folding do you fold it like maricando no no no i i no but one time brenda's song i i was at her house and i left a shirt there and the next day she brought it to work and it was folded like a little like sandwich it was like a swan yeah

it was so special and then i like spent all this time trying to learn how to fold and i just i my folding is not good have you ever um this could be maybe next year's birthday present have you ever gotten one of those folders the those are for amateurs amateurs it never is the right size i don't i don't like the board telling me what size my fold is going to be. I know. And also, you don't know the length of the shelf. I am a professional. And I mean professional master fold air folder.

No one can fold or air fold t-shirts better than me. Are you one of the people that does the pinch and then can like... Will you teach me? No, so I do a flip and a down. Can we get a shirt? Is there no shirt in here? I should show you pictures. I should send you pictures of my... Well, Annie, you've seen me. Can we get a shirt? Is there no shirt in here? I should show you pictures. I should send you pictures

of my, well, Annie, you've seen me. Annie, take your shirt off. Someone, a viewer just asked. Yes, give me, give me somebody's t-shirt. Oh my God! No bra again?

I've never, I don't own a bra. Are we really going to do this? You're not my friend. Here, I'm going to say something I did consider us friends until this, it's, it's incessant.

She's saying this thing. I've never had a bra. I've known you for 12 years. I've never had a bra. I've never owned a bra. Why? They don't fit me. They don't come in small tip fat back.

That's not a size. OK. There's no it's like it's too wide there's no they're far set what about when you work out i mean i have sports bras but they're really just you know to their nipple covers so it doesn't bother you to be braless you don't feel you have nipple issues hey i have nipple issues too sensitive oh no mine i just think they're mine she wants tears off i have puffy nipples what oh you have like emotional issues with your nipples yeah she has physical like you would have attached something yeah mental i have a shame attached to her oh i don't like when you do that this actually hurts esther it's this is a

mean you guys say i mean to esther this is the meanest thing i've ever you have to say i just can't look do you doesn't that bother you know what when she ravishes her own nipples like you sound horny though um i mean if she she looks like she's in control. She's in control. Wait, can I try something? What? What the fuck is that? This is a pixel episode because I did already show my tits. But I had my nipples pierced when I was 14 to when I was 20. No, no.

Your nipple cheese. I'm doing it. I'll smell it. I'm going to see if they still go through. They're still nipple cheese. Esther, just look away. I want some nipple cheese. What's your little drink, you little cutie?

I'm going to enjoy my drink over here. Is that an RC Cola? Why do you match your drink? She's wearing a shirt that matches the drink. Esther, just look away. I want some nipple cheese. Where's your little drink, you little cutie? I'm going to enjoy my drink over here. Is that an RC Cola? Why don't you match your drink? She's wearing a shirt that matches the drink. It's my new sponsorship. It actually might be. You never know with Esther.

I pay them, but it's a deal. It's a deal. One day, Esther's going to make a dollar, I swear. Annie, careful. Do not slowly.

I have to look. Can I like, I'm going to lift up. Bryce, nobody cares if you see me. It's fine. They're very un unoffensive no one respects you either bryce it's not that it's just that's not going to change your life it will not change your day mate do you want um some lotion or lube why would that help okay boobs out oh my god annie you have perfect nipples thank you they're about to get poked okay i need to these are like from forever 21 i'm like shaking there's like a my spine is okay oh my god you're watching of course i can't pee on my eyes do you think a

nurse is allowed to be like upset with nipples oh my god it's not long enough to go through it's not really long enough to go through well it's pierced in i just don't know i want to smell it why does it smell because of the like it's cheese i'm gonna oh my god you guys look you can see it hanging below. Honestly, they look... Should I try the other one? Majestic. Majestically? Look, I do think that that might... Is this cultural appropriation? This is my thing. There's got to be some tribe somewhere that does this.

Oh, my God. Wait, well, you have both nipples pierced? I had them... Well, one was pierced at 14. One was pierced at 16. Okay, let's go. Let's go. So there's just like a hole in your nipples at all times? Okay, it's's going in it burns hey don't force it in if it if it if there's i'm

not forcing i'm just sort of like trying to find the path okay why is this happening is there cheese is there cheese yeah there's definitely can you i have to this is the anti ester's birthday can we please talk about this? Can you please start a conversation with me? I am transfixed. I can do nothing else but stare directly into. Oh, my God. She got it in.

The second one is in. I had to take a picture. I'm so sorry. This is a cluster addicts have led me to. Does it feel? What does it feel like any it doesn't really feel like anything this has to go into our only fans it would be a shame if it didn't oh do you want to smell the yeah what you're gonna smell it yeah i love cheese you have it in your ears your nasty pierced ears that's so different

it's the same it's the same smell. That's like sexual what you guys are doing. It's a sex act. Don't you. She's doing it. You smell the cheese? Oh, it's good. It's really juicy.

Yeah. Yeah, the white stuff still comes out. Bryce is like having a whole experience. Oh, Annie, that's good. And this was the day George took to take off. Wow. What's wrong with you that you like that look at her she likes bobby there's a few she's in love with your male counterpart who do you think i feel

like esther and i are both like bobby and esther and i are so different yeah like together you make one bobby we make one bobby you're two opposite parts of him that's why you like us yeah it's true and that's why i'm very comfortable with you guys because I'm like, well, this feels familiar. I was comfortable with you guys until I just saw you smell her nipple cheese. Like that is just... Do you smell your own cheese?

Do you smell your own floss? When you floss, I say. No, I don't smell my floss. She doesn't have to. How do you know if it's a good day or a bad day i want to go home today i can i be excused i'm like 50 serious can we just talk about something else you've made me so uncomfortable i i actually am do we have an hr department on this show imagine this never would have happened hr do we need to do an early banana

break call the banana break esther if it's if it's caused you trauma you know i need a banana break okay let's go banana break early banana i actually really need it like seriously thank you for that oh but they're not even organic potassium oh my god i knew this day would come i knew it give it to her yeah yeah oh wait and the prince is upset wait don't annie i know how you can make this up to me oh my god the fact that this isn't okay so what is this so it's ocean it's blue flavored maple syrup it looks like laundry detergent. Okay, this isn't on the list of cluster headache triggers, but I have a feeling,

me thinks me might be getting a cluster headache from this. I can't believe they found that in a grocery store. It's just, it's, can I see the label? Wait, this actually makes Aunt Jemima being taken off fucked up. It's Cap- There should be no one on these. Cap'n Crunch Ocean Blue Artificially Maple Flavored Syrup. mima being taken off fucked up it's there should be no one on these cap and crunch ocean blue artificially maple flavored syrup maple and annie if you i recently did a post on instagram about

this i said i would love for someone to watch this i would love to watch someone drink this it would make me high and i just want to know if you want to make make me high so from nipple cheese to this that could really win you back to clean the slate okay so the reason this is near and dear to my heart what i'm about to do is when i was a kid i used to come home my dad would be chugging aunt jemima's like this is aunt jemima by the way yeah they fucking replaced aunt jemima with a white guy no i think that's just cap and crunch that's just an addition all right i don't know what it is if we don't get sponsored by these people, I am quitting broadcasting, okay?

Well, then I guess this is our last day. All right. So my dad, when I used to come downstairs in the morning, my dad would be getting ready for work and he would be chugging Aunt Jemima. No, he wouldn't. I swear to God, I thought that's how you ate syrup. When we would go to IHOP, I thought like you can order a cup of syrup. Like I thought it was a beverage.

Why was he doing that? Because he's a fat piggy. I don't know. Also Aunt Jemima's isn't even real syrup. That was, they tricked us our whole lives. It's not even real maple syrup. It's a flavored sauce. How's it taste Annie?

Like exactly like Aunt Jemima's. Squeeze it out. Oh my God. The blue. Oh my God. More. does it taste annie like exactly like aunt jemima's squeeze it out oh my god the blue oh my god more oh my god look at me what does it taste like monster um it tastes a lot like monster energy drink no it tastes like um exactly like aunt jemima's it doesn't taste any different probably just with um food coloring with an illegal amount of food coloring i've never seen

anything so blue it's beautiful you're gonna have green poo later no way because if you remember those um those candies the those balls that would cause like a color explosion in your mouth no those balls and those candy i think you were assaulted how many times is one person molested but i'd always cry because i'm like mom my poo's green and she'd be like what'd you eat and it was always that the food coloring i think the blue is off okay will you tell us later if your poo is green i will i mean that's what brought us together to begin with was my black poop that's true okay kalilah yesterday i was driving i was actually on the phone with with bryce and george our podcast producers because i was begging them

to help me with going up my other failing oh my god wait that's really sad just wait i hope they said no i had been begging i'll walk out if they said yes i've been begging them to do a phone call with me right so like finally they make give me the time of day to do a phone call and bryce is like mid explained something i'm like i have to go i'm like i'm so sorry i have to go there's a dog on the street and i i like i locked eyes with this dog and i'm like i just i had everything in my everything else has gone away and i hung up i pulled over this little white like fluffy terrier ish thing and i i was like i have to rescue this dog wait can i just i want to just unpack what you said already okay you begged them for a phone call and immediately got off the phone call that's that was exactly for the okay so i was like fuck but so i walked towards it it's it's really not

interested it's so mangy and it was pooping while walking oh no which i what is that about oh no was it a puppy or a full-grown dog a full-grown dog i mean it could be anything it could be anything from distemper parvo worms digestive issues ate something bad food poisoning who knows maybe it's just like good with time like listen no i got you so it was that dog and then another dog came out a little beagle and i was walking around just trying to like here you know looking for food in my car i had nothing which now i that's very surprising there wasn't any there were no crumbs it was dave's car okay so then i see this guy who's like also pulled over and i'm like hey like are these your dogs he's like no he's like

but i've been working on a house around here and i they've been here like every day and i'm like okay so i guess these are just like street dogs that live here right off a freeway exit and it just freaked me out i couldn't get them so i called a couple people i forgot that you're also like a dog yeah i have all the things in my car to capture a dog so i called whitney i called miranda i called carlos and i talked to food rescues i don't say one of these people has to not be famous i can't hear you talk all the famous people you called oh carlos okay good it's famous people are the only people have time for this shit or carlos so i don't know if anyone was able to get them but i it just was a really it was difficult i don't know what you and

but one of my friends said that she'll go with me this weekend to see if we can find them again but like what do you do is that have you been through that yeah what do you you just snatch them up you get them you get take them to the vet to get them you know you could have gotten them no i swear it is do you think they saw you and were like oh my god is she okay she's oh look at how she's diaper walking poor things just see if they're chipped if they have an owner if not the you don't want to put them in the shelter so see if someone will foster them so they never have to step foot in a shelter now Now, when you say mangy, do you mean physically? Because you know my dog had mange. Were they missing hair?

They just were like. Overgrown hair. Oh, matted. Yeah, matted. Yeah. Dirty. They definitely look like they've been on the street for a while. I know it's.

You should get them on Glowing Up. Would you? Glowing Up, my beauty podcast. Subscribe. Yeah, it was really difficult and i was just curious like what do you do when you see that and like i don't know my friend told me it was probably for the best that i didn't catch them because it would have been like a whole thing but i don't know i just what do you because it was dave's car imagine you see a cute dog like that i can't i'm just from not from here so that is crazy to me that

they're just dogs on the street i don't that's tricky any anywhere in la because i'm always so freaked out because of like fast traffic yeah so when i see a dog i always panic start stopping cars yeah it is i'm like there was one time on the 101 freeway 101 style we were on our way to irvine improv um for his show and he was already running late and there was a fucking husky and I I was so dumb there was me and one other guy in a motorcycle

but we were running on a freeway in tandem side by side and Bobby's just following me like are you fucking crazy and thankfully the husky exited and then someone was able to catch was bobby late to a show and needed to get on the back of the motorcycle to get there on time um is there any way we can zoom down and look at how little esther is this is the cutest if people have no

clue how little you are they really don't they just think i'm a monster look at the esther's legs by the way look at the hair it's for. What she makes up in her height, she gets in the length of her. Well, no, people always tell me I'm pasty, but if you have the leg hair, it kind of looks like the illusion of a tan. She's wearing like their infant shoes, the shoes of an infant. Her feet don't touch the ground. Is it okay that I'm using this as a foot rest? Yeah.

It's Bobby's dad's ashes um but even if they were it's fine have you guys ever been catfished no of you yeah what yeah i thought that was just a myspace thing everyone got catfished i yeah how do you have my story what is your story remember when i got gang cyber raped? Oh, by a catfish? I was catfished. I want to know. No, tell your story. I'll tell my next.

Oh, mine is just it was what I thought was like a really hot Australian boy. He turned out to be a very scrawny, old Indian man. My name is Esther. I do feel like I would be the catfisher like nobody's catfish i'm the catfisher i feel like what would you whose picture would you use but this guy was like had kids he made oh my god i still remember his myspace handle was amorcito 888 and i was so just like mesmerized did you hit him up or he came to you? Well, my friend fucked me over. She was like, he was,

my friend lived in Australia and she was like, oh yeah, I know this guy. So I was like, oh, then he's a real guy. And we like had this long distance thing for so long. He sent me like care packages, all of these things. And I was so in love. We were going to meet up in the Philippines at some point. And I got a little suspicious one time

because he called me and I heard like babies crying in the back and i was like where are you did he have an australian accent he did he did but also all the songs that he loved were old 70s early 80s songs like caribbean queen which i love is a great song great fucking song yeah but he was like oh this is like my most favorite song i was like that's weird for someone in their 20s like i like that song too but like you know yeah my dad was 97 when i was born yeah and he would always i'm like what are you eating he's like oh i'm eating nasi goreng and i'm like oh okay that's i like that you're a white guy who's like into indonesian food or other cultures but it turns out he was a family man and he was a guy in like his 60s how long did that go for and i asked my friend i was like so what's he like in person she's like oh i've never met him i'm like well couldn't you

have fucking told me that i thought you guys were like homies for real so what you thought this was like a hot guy you were gonna meet yeah we didn't know any better at you know during the myspace years right all i cared about was like my top 16 and like rearranging depending whose attitude was bad why did we get a top 16 oh my god top 16 came after like right before um faith um facebook exodus because i remember it was friendster first friendster was first were you too young for friendster yeah i didn't have friendster did you have um zanga no i had myspace though okay do you remember your myspace songs yeah i do pretty proud of them.

Tell me. It was Lady Gaga, Paparazzi, like before that album had even come out. I feel like MySpace was so lame by the time. No, it was. I was really early with it. You just got to trust me. That was really early. There's something so untrustworthy about you. I only trust people whose feet touch the ground.

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What was your MySpace song? I switched my song from one Shaq song to another song and someone was like, did you just change your song from one Shaq song to another song and I was like yes I did and I used to have I do believe I peaked on MySpace I used to have um I would like have the background be like dolphins like jumping into diamonds oh that's cool I really enjoyed it I really enjoyed my MySpace mine was very um top eight was so fun yeah top eight and I had I didn't like know anyone else on Myspace i feel like you guys really lived a life on oh yeah myspace was the best myspace i think we should all go back to myspace there was something more wholesome about it it was more like i don't know it reminded me kind of of like it was like bright light it was fun i don't know and you could personalize your

page and then you can actually you had like i remember writing so much poetry on there on my um blogs my blogs would get me so canceled i'm just remembering something like oh god why what did they say you know i was you know it was my opportunity to make like abortion jokes and stuff you know we were so different in that regard my blogs would be like poems one of my poems was like oh to the baby the pigeons walked me pigeons walk me home. It was just so emo. I was a really emo writer. So emo. I was so that person for a long time.

So pigeons walked you home. Pigeons walk me home. But it was just like that was a great poem. I wrote. Are we just two pigeons in the in the life of Kalilah? I have a thing for pigeons. You guys. Why?

Pigeony pigeons, rats and cockroaches. I have a thing for pigeons, you guys. Why? We're pigeon-y. Pigeons, rats, and cockroaches. I have a thing for. We're pigeons with fake eyelashes on. Okay. You know what? Last, a few weeks ago, we did an episode with Bobby, and she said, Esther, if I was into pussy, she would be into me. And I got really, like, you know, excited.

And then I realized who her fucking boyfriend is. Yeah. It's not a compliment. It's actually, like, oh, big fucking deal. Yeah, you would be an upgrade. And now you're telling us you like cockroaches. No, no, I respect them. Because any, think about it.

Oh my God. They can walk headless for 20 days or something like that. But anything that competes with humans or who are very, very like resilient, and we consider pests. But if you think about it, they're just geniuses that are able to live side by side with us so pigeons they they have better navigation

than gps rats they're very cute with their family they're industrious um cockroaches they don't fucking die and they'll be here when this world is over. They've lived for like the whole every single era of time. I mean, that's cool. I still don't care for them. I don't like cockroaches. I literally have an actual fear for them. I just respect them so much. Mutual respect. Mutual respect. I say, back up. Don't come near me.

I bow down. What would you do if you saw one though? I would scream. I love spiders. Love all insects. You'd be like? I would scream. I love spiders. Love all insects. You'd be like, I respect you. I really like. Good hustle.

Get the fuck out of my house. And when you kill them, would something come out of them or something? You guys cockroaches. I think it's like if their babies can be born out of it. That's a spider's egg sack, right? What do you mean? Ew, it's that sack again. If you like hit a spider uh spiders egg sack right what do you mean if you like again if you like hit a spider on its sack no no if there's to show us how you hit the spider if you hit a spider sack

all the babies come out and explode oh but the spider legs is that what your doctor told you as a kid because maybe join the molested by a doctor club babies splooged out yeah because there's some with some spiders the spider the spiderlings they they ride on the mother's back for weeks because spider moms are the best moms being mom it's like where's the spider dad nowhere to be found he's doing fucking nothing but in the insect world the woman is usually bigger stronger and eats the male so all is fair yeah why don't we have that for humans would you just decapitate dave after you have sex with him is that an option if that was my genetic code yeah you wouldn't be laughing we'd be imagine she just takes a chunk out of his cheek oh i had rat i had pet rats when I was a kid.

I'm so jealous. Paris Hilton had a pet rat. I read that in her book. And she also had a ferret. I need to just what? You're just such a celebrity, like stick sucker. You just love the celebrities. I worship most celebrities from like my teen years, but I'm not like that.

You're like a poster girl. Like you had like posters everywhere. I absolutely did. Who did you have posters up of? Britney, Christina Aguilera. I actually remember the first time I got really bad period cramps when I was like 13. I had all these like magazine cutouts on my wall and I was so angry and angsty from the pain I was feeling. I couldn't believe it. I ripped down all the guys. Who were the guys on the wall?

It was probably like NSYNC and stuff like that. Tyler Thomas. No, I wasn't into him. 98 Degrees. No, just probably NSYNC and whatever. Oh, Leo. But I ripped all the guys off because I was like, they don't know what leo was your favorite leo titanic how could you even ask oh i thought you were gonna say gilbert grape um i liked him no because my favorite was romeo and juliet leo i was kind of my only because i never stand him because he like looks like very feminine and young i wrote him extreme fan mail not just fan mail because i was living in the philippines at this time i would dry flowers for him and i would press him for a week i would go through all that and then i would um save up all my lunch money because postage was really expensive

to send to america and i would write i would re i would write um lines from titanic like there's only 10 cents in my pocket you know know that thing he says to Kate? And yeah, to this day, no response. Not a poster, not a sign, nothing. Listen, we know one of his friends. We do? Yes. Whose credit is that he's friends with Leo DiCaprio.

You don't know this? Is that true? It used to be Michael Rapaport, but then Michael Rapaport started performing. And so now we all know him. But like he's like, yeah, I know Leo. Like he's so open about that being his main thing. I'm just shocked that you like took all this time and energy and money to like send things to a movie star. Like what did you what were you wanting?

I just needed to like see her and then he would know. I think I didn't want anything besides just him to know what an impact he made. Like I was obsessed, you guys. I cried every night. I watched Titanic maybe 65 times at that age. It's an incredible film. Incredible. Yeah, I saw it about four times in theaters. When my heart will go on comes on, I still cry.

It's a really, really yeah that movie was hot as fuck bobby's never seen it what happened how are these people that haven't seen titanic i'm just kidding i've seen it a lot of times i was joking okay good that was bobby's never seen it he says he refuses i like that he hasn't good for you bobby don't fucking see it so many oscars my god 10 that year remember they were like kate winslet's fat and then if you look at her now she's like so much skinnier than all of us all they talked about was how fat she was they did who yes all the magazines were like about her weight gain it was brutal back in the day oh god it was brutal wasn't that crazy though when you did you guys watch framing britney a

few weeks ago like all the interviewers are like so tell us about your breasts it's just like what she's 17 like what the way then you were like also like but but like the things that the way they treated people and also did you guys see kim kardashian posted like how she was treated and it was all these magazine covers about her being really fat and being like, the pig is back at it. Oh my God. When she was pregnant,

there were these vile things. And that was like not that long ago. I say we should keep doing it. Let's just go in harder. Who cares? Thick skin. You want to know why I'm fat? Because I got thick skin.

Call me fat, bitches. Piggy Kim is crying in the gutter. Like it was left high and dry it was terrible whatever you fat whore she was talking to you kim oh my god you're never gonna get skims for full price anymore esther would you be willing someday i know that you and i don't do um less drugs we don't do drugs someday i know that you and i don't do um less drugs we don't do drugs but would one day would in a safe environment would you be willing to do ayahuasca with me i don't know no okay why you're not willing to open portals i don't understand what it is i don't know why everyone i don't get it i'm too afraid have you done it no never have you yeah are you kidding you stupid bitch she has a shaman she

calls her shami this bitch up after my eye i'm like i was thinking about you i'm like i'm you're never popping into my head during a trip again i you will not come into my i'm in the most loving place i'm thinking about my little money again you have to understand i call her afterwards i remember where i was when i was talking to you about it and you're like well i don't know the diff like i don't remember that was ayahuasca i remember that but that could to me it's all the same must rooms lsd must rooms must tries i'll tell you that wait you're a dmt queen she's a dmt queen what is that a lot of yeah what's dmt ayahuasca is like the ultimate though i would say ayahuasca is like the most like like impactful amazing beautiful experience it's like insane it's like 30 years of therapy but dmt and ayahuasca are the same chemical that's released

from your brain but ayahuasca has um like it's a like inhibits it so it's like it goes longer so when you smoke DMT it's like five to ten minutes and then when you do ayahuasca it's like six hours. Does it have that thing where they say when you do certain drugs like you feel good and then you get real low after does it have that? I love that you're going off like an article you read in YM magazine. Do you guys know the term spinner yeah oh i just learned that what is it it's a tiny person you spin on top of your dick it's what guy it's what it's what men call girls like me she's a spinner we are not spinners we are unspinable annie i'm also unspinable just to be clear. No, no, no. Annie and I are just- Because of the suction, the dry creaminess of the-

Creamy? The sort of muddiness. Okay, muddy I like. Annie and I, we're just to be smashed. We were not to be spinned. I'm like, you're supposed to be mad at me and just shoving my face into something. Oh my God. It's true.

Or I'm telling jokes what do you want do you want to laughy fuck or do you want to shut me down annie what was your i know you told me once that you went on an all girls ayahuasca trip i thought it was ayahuasca okay so wait you went on an all girls trip without me yes this is a problem yes i did i went on an all-girls trip no little boys allowed who were the girls can i know are the girls i know yeah they are girls you know is it that trip yeah okay but it's not the one that i want to write a horror movie about these fucking cunts this was the precursor to like a like a hellish mean girl weekend i was on

but okay so it was a friend of mine, this comedian I used to be friends with, and her manager was a female manager, which I always thought that would be cool to have a female manager until this experience. Why do you call the manager a female manager? That seems kind of sexist. What would you want me to say instead? Girl manager? A manager?

Just a man? I don't know about you. I'm just an actor. Well, it's an all woman's thing, so I't know but i'm just an actor well it's an all woman's things i have to explain are you an actor i've seen your work um you're just the person that keeps looking at camera so her her manager had like gone had worked with these people these shamans okay and it was so she was like oh i want to get a group of us together so it's like some female comedians and this and the manager and me and so we paid 350 to spend the night at these people's house so i thought we were going to go do ayahuasca

like in like some beautiful place we drive to um near the airport it's like oh okay so we drive towards the airport we go to these people's house it's just like this rich couple with like tons of like botox and stuff and i'm like if you like if the medicine works wouldn't you not have botox like wouldn't you like not fall into that world you know what i mean but i'm like all right i'm gonna i'm gonna suspend my judgment i'm gonna just keep doing this you know this girl's manager was loved these people and swore by them so we get there we bring our own sleeping bags we bring our own breakfast 350 what am i paying for um what did you bring for breakfast? Who knows? Probably Funyuns. I always bring Funyuns. So we get there and then what they end up giving us, it's not ayahuasca. It's sassafras, which I think you can just get.

It's like a heart opener. It's like a light version of Molly pretty much. So this woman's like leading the ceremony. We go around and we say our intentions or whatever. They give us this drug that's like okay, but it's not like 350 worth of okay. And we're hanging out. It's like kind of fun. We're like talking and everything. And then the woman, you know, a lot of us had issues with men.

And the woman's like, all right, well, I'm going to now bring my husband down. It's a bunch of girls on Molly, OK? Girls on Molly in their pajamas. All girls. We're all fucked up. I'm going to bring my husband down. He is the divine masculine. So he'll help you cure your man problems.

So then this guy with bro talks is like old man who like, I'm not going to say he's a trapmaster because I don't think he was a child molester but if you were to take a pen and paper and go like i'm gonna draw what someone that molests children looks like this was the man okay he was like his jeans were very tight he was like you know in his like maybe late 60s gray hair skin so taut and smooth just so tight um i want nothing to do this guy but i'm like oh whatever so she brings him to me so we're sitting there i'm all fucked up right i'm like okay she's like uh starting to explain to me she's like well sometimes when we do ceremony we and he starts interrupting her and speaking for her and i go i'm sorry dude this is like her thing what the fuck why are you interrupting her and like speaking for her right and then everyone's like gets like really tense like oh we weren't expecting

any sort of like pushback on any of this right so i'm going like i just woman marched i wear the pussy hat now we got this fucking i'm here with all these women like i'm trying to become a lesbian i'm trying to hope i I hope it's a choice. I would like to never see a man again. And then this guy's interrupting his wife. It's already creepy. He's there. Why is he here with all of us?

She ends up being like, no, no, he's good. I'm like, all right, whatever. So then I was like, all right, we'll do your male curing thing. I will no longer be upset with men. I'm in my most man-hating phase. So what he does is I lay down, okay, on my side. He lays behind me as the big spoon. He wraps his arms and legs around me

and then whispers in my ear and goes, uh, and I'm like, like, there's got to be a boner here. Like, I just was like, are you fucking kidding me? So he does that for like 15 minutes. I'm like, all right, dude, you got to go.

And then I'm just like, I don't know what this fucking shit is. Like, what the fuck is this guy? What is happening? Of course, the girl's manager is like, Annie,

you're like, these are my feet. Like, so everyone's like mad at me. And I'm like, there's no way this is acceptable. I'm on Molly. This guy just came down as rubbing his fucking old man boner.

My asshole, like making moaning noises in my ear to protect me from what men have done who is this i don't know what this guy does this is your husband so then the rest of the night is her like she's like you have a real issue with men like you really and i'm like what the fuck well i'm in gas lit at this thing and um but it ended up like so i was the one that first said something right but then all the other girls like after the weekend, it started to kind of come out where they're like, yeah, he like came down and laid on top of me and kissed me on the floor. I'm like, we don't want this.

So it ended up I think like I don't know if people went back to them, but I know they ended up having like a very awkward car ride. Oh, with the two. Like they came to. So he was meant to be the divine masculine that was yeah you don't who the fuck you don't get to decide to me that you're that i never met you dude that's just weird that's like how nexium starts yes that's it felt very nexium yeah that's scary that's the beginnings of you're gonna yeah that's bad can i show you how many times everyone's

always mad at me and i'm the fucking only one saying the thing i'm like first of all why the fuck did he just interrupt you why is he here what why are we all fucked up and in pajamas like i'm in like silk pajamas right now like why is this man spooning me yeah so then um everyone i guess was mad at me about that secretly and then i went on a girl's trip and i've never been treated i really do respect you for seeking out these like new experiences though because i'm such a you cannot sell me on anything like you can't even sell me on drugs really like i'm just now maybe considering mushrooms but it's just i don't i'm so freaked out by being around like new people in that way i'm just so untrustworthy i'm like no that's why do you respect it i i don't i'm like why did you do that look at what happened because it could have been

your nose in it 50 50 it could have been a great experience if the if divine masculine didn't walk down the stairs it could have just been a sassafras with girls time we could do that the three of us we can go to a house together the three of us in palm springs and and do sassafras no we can make s'mores and uh oh my god you are toes a four-year-old we're with a girl who has not grown since age four physically or emotionally she missed one of the erickson stages she's like oh why would she do that that doesn't sound fun I'll show you a sober good time. Ew, don't use your little predator hands. People love- Is that you getting in both of us at once? People love to travel and spend time with me

because you'll be surprised how much- People love to travel with you? I would like you to call one person that's enjoyed traveling with you. Caroline. Well, Caroline's a very easygoing person. She gets along with everyone. Bobby proposed something.

He says that he will pay. To you? No? Still no? Still no. It's a no. He proposed that he said that he would buy all of our plane tickets

if we all flew in, all of us, filmed all of us, ourselves in the Philippines for two weeks. Oh, done. Oh, no.

But that's not a deal. Who says no to this? It's so amazing there, Esther. Who says done? To a, first of all, what's a Philippines ticket Who says no to this? It's so amazing there, Esther. Who says done? To a, first of all, what's a Philippines ticket? What's the Philippines? No, a flight.

30 bucks? It's like 2,000. She's trash. First class is like $5,000. Can I cash it in for something else? Yes. Esther, I heard that you wouldn't want to visit my motherland. Two weeks, though, is really hard for me. Okay, ten days.

I'm someone that I want to go to Paris for a weekend. Well, the flight is four days. You know that, right? It is two days. First of all, it would be very fun to travel with you, too. So I actually would do it. Two weeks scares me with anything. Okay, got it.

But a week, I think we could do that. She's going to be someone's mother one day. Do you understand? I am Donut's mother. That's who I was born to be one day. Do you understand? I am Donut's mother. That's who I was born to be. Funny enough, I do think- If Donut could talk. I have a feeling you would love it there.

What would it be like? Tell me, what would we do? It's just the best. It's a tropical rainforest with the best beaches, the friendliest people. Everyone speaks English. She's disgusted by everything. Can I break down why she hates everything you said? I like pretty beaches i love to be in like cozy clothes at the beach

yes we can do that well we can do you we can wear your umbros what kind of food we need to get do you have one of those very organic head that kids have no wait why don't we we have another one of those you know like the kids have like that corner that they put on the towels where it's got like the corner that they put on their head and wrap around oh yeah esther yes do you have footie pajamas i do of course oh those are hard though i don't like zipping the top off when you have to go peepee or poopoo yeah they don't really have like place for breast for small small they are hard for boobs yeah you can tell the year so you've been with dave so long that you never got a chance to do any swipe left swipe right that was not really terrible it seems like it's not it seems like it's not good for everybody you really dodged a bullet

you really did i guess i did yeah once you get in you're never allowed back why if i fuck someone i met off the internet, I'm never, they're never going to be in my life again. Why? Is it one and done then? Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that was a rule. What if you're feeling it?

There's no way I would be feeling it. I bet. I met Bobby on the internet. I've never met a person I liked on the internet. I met Bobby on Tinder. Yeah, but Bobby's famous. Not that you're going off of him being famous, but I'm just saying

like you know his personality like you've seen him like i'm going off of literally like a square picture of someone i have no clue what they smell like i have no clue what they act like i have no clue anything about them and i met two guys on dating sites and it was always like right after a breakup i never was like really single during the boom of internet dating so i didn't't realize that you aren't supposed to be like, hey, I'm going to fuck the shit out of you to a complete stranger you've never met. So then I would be like, let's bang. And then I'd meet up with these people like, oh, God, I'm like not attracted to you at all.

And then I have to bang you because I've already. Are you serious? Yeah. Twice that happened. You were not into them and you had sex with them. Yeah. Can you walk us through that? Well, because back in the day

okay back in the day before i had my self-confidence that i got about one year ago i when the world i always felt like i wanted to make i wanted to make i i was more worried about making other people happy than myself so i was so i felt so uncomfortable rejecting these people to their face especially when i'd come so hard at them on the internet like it's not like they were like come fuck me bitch like i was like glaze me like a donut like i mean i literally was like going in so hard you said you talk like that i am gonna slap both cheeks and i'm talking about the bottom ones i'm gonna spank you little boy i didn't know you talk like that yes you do i know how you talk one of your exes told me but i won't reveal it what i want to know what this is

in the probes but i want to know what how you talk i know i want to know what i just you're a filthy pig i just want people to know she's a filth this is an all an act a monster i'm i wouldn't okay maybe i'm filthy but glaze me like a donut that's like are you jealous it's like art yeah i knew you were impressed it's poetic glaze me like a donut ice we're gonna ice bucket challenger jizz i had some good real sign of the times i was always jealous of people that could go on raya which people don't know raya is supposed to be like the artistic like celebrity it's the worst one but then number one the worst one it's then but then i realized from everyone who has it it's like all 19 year old instagram models and then gross old old. Wait, you know what it is?

You were on Raya. Yeah, this is the issue with Raya. Raya is, oh, I went on a date with a guy from Raya that I didn't have sex with. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Let me guess. Is it the- His choice. Did you just say his choice?

His choice. Why? I've banged everyone that's asked. Yeah, that was the singer-songwriter guy. But boy, was he weird. I just am so glad it didn't work out because I would have had to explain a lot of hats to people. I screamed when you told me who it was.

I started singing his song to you, remember? And you're like, this is triggering. Can you stop? Do I know who it is? Sometimes the songs come on. Maybe, maybe. I'll sing it to you. This person acts like I don't talk to her every day.

Of course you know who it is. You have blocked out. acts like i don't talk to her every day like you of course you know who i you have blocked out no i don't remember everything can i just tell you we're getting to the bottom of this friendship you have by the bottom the end of it you have so many stories i don't they all sort of blend together i'll say i will say this i will give esther this it doesn't matter if she's listening, really. I am just talking. Do you know what I mean? That's a thing you're giving me.

I've never really been like, can you repeat what I said? I've just been like, there's a face and a square. I tend to be attracted to people who like to talk. I love talkers. I love people where I can just sit back. Take all the information that I need. Use it against them when I need to. That's not me, but be entertained.

And like you're entertaining. So I like to just. Oh, like a like a king. You're a voyeur. Like you're the king. No, no. It's like you're the star. I just flip on the show and you're there.

You are again when you do this. I don't understand what the. You're a voyeur and she's an exhibitionist. Yeah, you are. I'm a voyeur. Yeah. Can I sing you the song? We and she's an exhibitionist i'm a voyeur yeah can i sing you the song we can bleep this out i'm so embarrassed it's gonna trigger annie right now so yeah that's why hold on hold on

no so i that's why i don't know who it is because I never knew. Wait, but wasn't he a Quaker also? Are you willing to talk about this without revealing him? Yeah, I can talk about this. Yeah, he is from Philadelphia. There's a couple of his songs that I listen to. He hit me up on Raya. He went, like he direct messaged me. He like paid extra or whatever.

Is that how it works? You pay extra to? Or you like get, I don't know. I have no clue how it works. I was only on Raya a little bit before I got snatched up. So he direct messaged me and then it was like very good conversation because he's from Philly. So we're talking about Philly. So I'm from Philly.

And we found out we were both brought up Quaker, which is like a whole thing. I mean, it's like a very small portion of the world is quaker so it was really cool so we're reviving we're both quaker so then when he came into town we went to quaker meeting together we had our date was we went to our church together which was pretty fun it was like it's kind of a boring situation but it was fun we had this whole like long fun date he's like a really weird eccentric eccentric eccentric he's an odd, odd man. But I liked him. I thought he was cool. And, you know, I'm always down to bang someone visiting town. If you're going to leave, I'll probably have sex with you. This was old Annie. Okay. And we just only hung

out once. We never hung out again. But he did like to keep he kept he would always text me like i left my sunglasses or stuff like i'm like they cost 10 cents like do you want to hang out with me again or not he's like i can't wait to see you again i'm like okay when and then he just never it was a lot of like breadcrumbing and weird stuff but he was like i i have like okay vibes from him at all i have no respect for that when someone is like a guy to it was fucking annoying when i'm one of my girlfriends is like like that term you just use breadcrumbing i don't i don't know exactly what it is but they just like drop little things dangling the carrot

like keep you interested and it's yeah why that's so he was actually yeah you know what i i do have fond i i think fondly of him because he's very weird, but it was bullshit the way he treated me. Cause it was like, you're in or you're out. He was so like, like texting me all the time. It would be like texting like all day. Right.

And then it would go like two weeks. He wouldn't text me. And then I'm like, okay, whatever. Then he would come back and it'd be like, text, text,

text. And then, so when we did hang out and it was really fun, we had like a really fun time. And I know he was recording his album. So he's busy, but a comedian I'm an artist too I'm always busy I was performing every single night I was that was when Spade show was on I was like filming stuff during the day I hit him up like a couple days later or later that week and was like hey I'm like doing this thing if you want to come and he was like that's too far and I'm like oh you said you wanted to come it was just like everything was like I would he said things to me and then I would follow what he said and then he would be like

kind of mad at me like I was like whoa when do you want to hang out he's like I'm busy working and I'm like you said you want to hang out with me yeah I accidentally like I butt faced time Tim yeah like a month later which is pretty embarrassing but at this point yeah who gives a shit so and he didn't pick up and then like two weeks later he texted me and he was like oh hey i was on tour in mexico like trying to brag or something i'm like my job's cooler than yours and like um i saw you facetime what's up and i just never responded but sometimes i go on his instagram we don't follow responded. But sometimes I go on his Instagram. We don't follow each other, but sometimes I go on his Instagram and I leave little like

neggy mean comments. What did he say? He had some line that was something about like, don't pick up birds or something. And then he was wearing a hat with all these feathers in it. And I was like, well, why would you put it in your hat then? Like, I just like kind of like little like. Why do you do that? Just a little memory. I do you do that? Just a little memory.

I do love that about you. Sometimes I'll tell Annie about a person I know or an acquaintance. And she's and immediately she within two seconds, she's in their Instagram, like commenting on like a picture of like lobster. Hey, do you guys have any more for me? From like six months ago. From six months ago. I follow her still.

She got a good lobster the other day. Oh, she did. A big lobster. from six months ago i follow her still she got a good lobster the other day oh she did a big man big lobster so i'll tell her about a friend who like you know dives for lobster and within three seconds she's there i like collecting cool people i would have followed him i would have stayed friends with him and everything but he um he didn't follow me so i was like i'm not gonna follow you but you know sometimes when guys or whoever they like one time i was dating a guy and he like it was a very rough not like

perfect relationship like i think we'd already broken up got back together whatever and then like one day he like i went over to his place wherever he was staying and he like put like flowers out and made me dinner and drew me a bath and like made this like really nice i hate to tell you it's because your pussy smells no but i have dated guys who scrape my tongue before kissing me and i was like this is so weird it's so out of character like why is he doing all this nice stuff for me and then i realized like that was a life lesson for me i was like 22 and i was like oh sometimes people do this stuff for themselves. Like he's like performing for himself. Like putting on like the nice thing.

And that's sometimes what they do and it really tricks you. Because if you don't connect those dots, you're like, oh my God, he's in love with me. I'm his queen. The same thing kind of fucked me up very early on in life and I had to kind of unlearn this part. The same thing kind of fucked me up very early on in life and I had to kind of unlearn this part. I used to think that when people, when guys did nice things for me, it was a compensation for something they were doing behind my back. Because one of the guys that I was so in love with that absolutely shattered me. The weekend that he came home after like banging a whole lot of other people.

Which was hard to do when he had all those kids. Indian man, remember? But he came home and he was like, hey's like let's buy a motorcycle and at this point this is like my motor i own a motorcycle by the way for years um did you ever ride it not one that he yeah i did a harley not one that he um bought me but this is when in my you know my wannabe cool girl phase. Did you ever thong out? My whale tail, of course. And so he was like, let's buy a motorcycle. And I'm like, yeah, I mean, it's weird, but yeah, okay, let's go.

And we had the best day at the Harley store. We were like going around with like the Urals that they had, like really cool day. And the next day he's like, we should buy a timeshare together. I'm going to buy you a timeshare. And so he bought a timeshare. And he was like, we could go. some timeshares were still a thing and then like the third day is when i was like something's up like something's really fishy and what was fishy was my vagina because it was burning and i realized why there's only one reason why my vagina could be on in flames like

this and sure enough i had caught an std i thought this was you're gonna just be casually coming out with herpes i was like wow good for you but then not yet anytime someone does like really big acts of like really like grandiose stuff like that for me i get very defensive i'm like what what's happening what did you do it is like love bombing though right it's like a narcissistic thing because think about like this person too is like he's a successful artist. He's like used to being like on stage in front of people. And like I understand that sort of ego too, obviously, from what I do. But you do think about like, I don't know, I guess I just wasn't that.

I mean, I was impressed. I think it's cool that he's an artist and that he's, you know, he's a talented guy and stuff, but it's not like, I mean, some of the fucking lyrics I was like, it's not like I'm like flicking my bean over here to his albums. You know what I mean? But it's not like I didn't come reach out to you, bitch. Like you came to me, but it is like I could imagine him being like, damn, I'm really like fucking killing it on this date.

I have a confession. What? That song, his song was one of my MySpace songs for a couple months. like damn i'm really like fucking killing it on this date i have a confession what that song his song was one of my myspace songs for a couple months oh my god do you want me to set you guys up maybe he's your guy oh god she's what she's with bobby i would never yeah but who's really with bobby we we use this house if he leaves we need to get bobby to propose to her somehow if if he leaves me annie this is all over our careers are over we can't use this garage anymore um bryce what do you have prepared for us today oh my god what is bryce this is dung it i love this stuff what is it it's a dried fish

oh no i grew up on this shit it's the best no i my family with that um my family business my not my family business my uncle's business was making these was drying up like when you go to your uncle's house there was just like dried fish are you gonna eat it any of course when am i not it's actually very good you think that's better worse than this definitely not no what is that no what is it oh why is mine baby food this should go to esther no no no this is baby food this is for esther any don't worry you're gonna eat what i'm holding this is absolutely not i know what it is i've seen these at kids parties when you babysit it's fucking cricket is that because you weren't you weren't invited when you were a kid

what happened oh my god take it off my lap take it off my lap. Who? Dude. Who is in trouble? Why did you bring me these? What is it? Dude, it's fucking full on crickets. Oh, my God. Dude. Dude. I'll get it. I'll get it.

I'll get it. This is. I'll take the crickets. You're screaming like they're alive. Dude. Oh, my God. Don't look. I cannot look at them.

They're huge, whole crickets. Honestly, what's in the skirt is scarier to me. Dude. Is this just regular baby food? Or is it like flavored gross? Give her those crickets. Those are for her. Bryce made a mistake. Oh my god, if this had like

flown up and all of them flung on Esther, what a happy accident that would have been. Can I just say, I don't want any kind of jokes. no one's done anything to you pranks like i would love to just see you try the fish and then i want to i do want to see you eat the crickets though do you see i just want to see this is we've summed it up where'd you get these are these fresh all right so i do want to say it has an aroma of oh day s it does not oh Oh, day, five day old.

This is, this, I would be drawing you a bath too, Esther. I eat a lot of pineapple. Okay. Okay. These are crickets. All right. Look at it. These are salt and vinegar. Are you going to eat it, Kalilah?

Yeah. I'm going to try. I don't like that it doesn't just break. It's not my first cricket. Okay. It is kind of gross. It does. I feel like.

You know what? They're usually supposed to be a lot crunchy or Annie But it's very tasty Hot sauce. Yeah, it's it's they're not as fresh as I wanted them to be but if you had real good like blood With rice. Oh my god. I think I could really wait with rice and what? Like fried fish and stuff. It will dried fish with a little bit of vinegar in it the best here I could see us like watching TV and Well, dried fish with a little bit of vinegar in it. The best. Here, I'm going to have a cricket. I could see us like watching TV and me just really getting into these.

Would you like a cricket, madam? Yeah. Oh, rest in peace, little buddy. How horny she sounded when she said that. I'm sorry that your life was taken for snacks. Are you fucking kidding me? I don't even eat my... Bryce, you know I'm vegetarian.

Have you had these before? I've eaten crickets before, yeah. But I haven't had these particular ones, no. Annie, you're really, like, okay with this? Yes, you nerd. In one, two, three. Oh, delicious. It's delicious, Esther.

Peanutty. Nothing crickety about it at all. Peanutty. I actually like the fish better though but there's no taste even it's just like a chip i'm sorry mr cricket should we move on to icy marshmallows do we have more treats this week are we trying an esther delicate delicacy i is that what it is i mean esther's delicacy is such a joke esther will make it for us she knows weird about this by the way there's nothing weird it's just called dry s'mores thank you so much and a lot of people

what they like to do is they sit by a campfire they melt their marshmallows and their chocolate and they eat like a gushy mushy s'mores but i'm telling you dry raw s'mores just all non-cooked is delicious you trying to claim s'mores as your own is wild right now so and i want you guys to tell me are you think if you think like oh no of course we should roast this instead or if you kind of like it dry well i'm i'm kind of i have an aversion to things that might stab the roof of my mouth and oh that's a terrible feeling yeah you know when you eat chips and they just oh you take a chip the wrong direction wrong direction slices you down the whole way okay i want to know what are you coughing up salsa what are your expectations um i feel i'm afraid it's gonna taste exactly like i know it's gonna taste because we've all had s'mores before sometimes they're not they're not really like that high you know

here we go Sometimes they're not really like that high. Here we go. It's too messy after. I mean, it's good. All the ingredients are delicious. I just don't like that. I would like it a little like melty though. I love it this way.

I think it's so much better this way. The chocolate does taste better this way. I love it this way. But going it's so much better this way. The chocolate does taste better this way. I love it this way. But going from the fish to cricket to this made it all the more delicious, I have to say. I want to say I had a little appetizer that you didn't have. Well, you guys, thank you for listening to this week's Bloodbath. That was so much shirt. It's a mukbang.

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