Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Annie Is Back With a Vengeance

Episode Date: May 16, 2023

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estroneis.com. I cannot wait to have fun with you guys this summer and this fall. in this fall. I want to talk about our new balances. We did not plan this. We've morphed into each other without each other. First of all, this is all of you becoming me because I've been wearing these shoes since my 18th birthday when my dad got me running shoes.

It's so funny that yours are the ones with like doo-doo on the bottom. Yeah, I was about to tell you. I was like, I hate to tell you, but there's shit in the bottom of hate to tell you but there's shit in the body is that from when you were 18 you forgot to clean up wait also we're in a new studio we're in a new studio surprise by the way surprise i didn't know about it till yesterday none None of us knew. I love the decoration. Thank you guys for the... Excuse me, where is Bobby's photo behind me? We're done.

We can't. We're done. We're done. Save it for Tiger Belly, bitch. We're done. No Bobby, no Carlos. We talk about none of these people. Wait, your necklace became an earring.

Wait, okay. Since I know that you still talk to Bobby, or I'm assuming that, and he's on tour... Talk to Bobby? I mean, imagine she you still talk to bobby or i'm assuming that and he's on tour talk to bobby imagine she didn't talk to bobby please warn him what are these what's the little bralette thing happening here they're very pushed up i got back so i was in new york for two months and this morning i wake up i'm like back in la like get gonna get up early live my life both cars not working so you need to tell bobby that someone needs probably i do that run his engine yeah i do that okay just making i just want to let you know

bobby would never think of you in that situation i know he would never go who else do i know that would not be home for two months you have to be careful about your pipes at home you have to run your water run your showers or else it gets a really pipes at home you have to run your water run your showers or else it gets a really bad smell if you don't run your plumbing for two months do you not know that that i had covered it was okay good i didn't have covered esther knows her smells esther knows about house smells i knew that one um but the water was brown but it's kind of always brown um anyway oh what after your baths yeah does it starts brown and gets browner the cars would not start this morning and i was like this is because okay i don't know if you guys bring everyone up to speed

i've been in new york for two months i full blown became became a New Yorker we can tell by your nails I've seen the paparazzi pictures oh yes those very realistic paparazzi I've never seen someone get captured um with duck face yeah yes those were quite curated by my mysterious photographer um but yeah i i was just such a bummer this morning to like realize again here in la so dependent on cars like the cars won't start you're just screwed where i'm like if i was in new york i could just walk downstairs or crawl with your bare hands my nail lady lives in la so i have to but yeah no i'm back and i guess this is this is life here is it how do you guys do it kylie you came to new york did you love it i love new york but you already know i was fully fucking jet lag like i had gone straight from the philippines to new york so i don't remember much yeah how long are you there for um i think five days which is like just enough to get over your

jet lag you like just start to feel good yeah i would fall asleep at like 7 a.m and then have to record at 9 a.m i was just i was just so confused i didn't know what the hell was happening you were very out of it like walking down the street with her i was like i'm just not gonna talk to her because she just i'm not there she was like a zombie i was just escorting around when you're in charge that's the kids are in charge sorry mommy's tired baby's in charge wait but annie what so wait what have you been you was laying in bed okay try not to make me jealous listen no i was living cholesterol headaches are your dream life um but it's just real headaches not fake ones um

no it was like basically like I want to make a hat where you can clip your extensions like to the hat because that was basically my life was like how do I like without having to do my hair do my hair just to get dragged to Annie Wood to just do like I was like every episode I was like hi I'm in remission for one hour it was crazy but i'm i'm out of them and i'm back performing and stuff it's fun it's like fun to be back but i was dying when you had it todd he's fine he has the ring on person but wait what he has the ring on person but he's just not he's like scared to do it wrong so he's like looking for too much guidance. But he's telling you that a ring. I mean, I think you might have known.

No, I didn't. I knew my great aunt's ring and then his mom and we put it together into a ring. I don't know what it looks like, though. He has a ring. He has like it was my great aunt's great great aunt's ring. It's like emerald and diamonds. And then his mom gave us a tennis bracelet with her diamonds in it so then he got all taught yes well maybe not getting engaged doesn't mean much in this not

with this trio does it although i have a crazy update which is that dave and i in our long negotiation have broken up she's being so happy she's like I choose New York in our very long intense negotiations um we have made some progress in potentially having a wedding wow were you like if you let me move to New York we can get married and is it gonna be an elopement no so as you guys know or maybe not, like literally every day of the last five years, we've been like, if you want to elope, I'm ready to go. Let's go. I'll marry you any minute.

And he's like, no, he wants a wedding. And finally, we sort of made progress in New York where I may be open to us getting married in Chicago at the county hall where my parents got married by the same blind judge well i think who is he's mateo lane's grandfather right it's so funny so does anyone know if mateo lane's grandfather is still with us um but or maybe i was like should mateo lane marry us like that would be really cute he's so busy he doesn't have time for your your nonsense little wedding that doesn't mean time for your your nonsense little wedding that doesn't mean i can't ask him no you should he'll sing he'll steal the show i know

you definitely will be able to be like shoot your shot or just choose another blind person i like the idea of the blind thing you can swap out dave with a woman and have your real wedding but so we might actually have a wedding this fall in chic. But I also told Dave I don't want anyone from my side to be there. I just want it to be his family and his friends. And you know what that means, right? We're out, Daniel. I never thought I was getting an invite to this wedding. I was going to find out the wedding happened like three months later.

But yeah, so who knows? Maybe we'll get married. Well, congrats. Thank you. I do agree with you on this esther what i can't imagine planning like a big wedding seems like yeah are you gonna have a wedding i want i'm thinking vegas but like with everyone you know so it's not like an elopement thing but it's like a big vegas wedding yeah that sounds like i've never even heard of that i feel like one of the kardashians just no i think uh the joe um sophie turner and joe jonas sort of did that right they did this big fun vegas thing it's just we're so we love vegas so much it

just seems like but for my 40th birthday my brother my twin and i are going to vegas with our family and todd's family's gonna come and stuff my mom's like you should just get married there I'm like I ain't getting married without my nieces and nephews not a chance yeah wait so your brother has agreed to see you on your birthdays he keeps picking up it's actually so annoying like when I pitched it I was like let's spend our birthdays together because I always try to but it's basically me just being like hey Max can I sleep on your couch during our birthdays I know how you feel because I have friends who have a birthday within two weeks of mine and I'm always like, let's celebrate together.

And no one ever wants to. Well, maybe you should work on your personality. I will try. No, my brother. It's like with my brother. I'm like chasing him forever. But no, he's like excited about it. He's like, I just want to spend a lot of money and have a lot of fun.

I was like, speaking my language. What do you think you guys will do i don't know i don't think anyone in my family is going to gamble i will probably be the only one gambling because everyone's too scared of money um but scared money don't make money baby wait have you guys heard about dick amnesia yes okay i haven't but i definitely have is it the idea that you can't pick and a previous lover's dick out of a lineup that's basically part of the idea but it's it's more so i would say that you don't remember any of the dicks that you've previously interacted with so it's like if you think of an ex you probably can't realistically what's so funny i'm just like

have you ever like been with a guy whose dick was so big that you'll never forget it the do you mean like i wouldn't know what it looked like this is a real thing by the way it's dick amnesia no i know you got off tiktok it's real no i didn't where'd you get it from a vice article they're going bankrupt on tiktok no it wasn't okay vice is going bankrupt because they keep i heard it from eddie wong oh they are everyone everyone's going bankrupt that's like a given david's bridal is going bankrupt wait bed's like a given. David's Bridal is going bankrupt. Wait, Bed Bath Beyond. That one is too close to home. Is it real or fake though? But I feel like they've been going bankrupt for the past three years and always have the 70% off.

No, yeah. Bed Bath and Beyond going bankrupt is just a part of a sale. It's such a- Did their CEO even jump off a building? Oh, is that what happened? I think so. Sorry. David's Bridal, I think they deserve to go out of business. Why? Because haven't you had like awkward bridesmaid dress fittings there? I've never. And like they always, all the dresses look the same.

It's so basic. It's like commodifies like a special, a day that's supposed to be like special and unique. Is it affordable? Medium. Okay. So it's not even... You've never been to David's Bridal? I guess you guys never walked in the quince's before, okay?

I did one last week. No, we're grown-ups. Wait a second, so dick amnesia. Okay. So, because there are some dicks I wish I could forget. I know. Are you telling, like, if I think of my exes, I cannot picture what their dicks look like.

Okay, so you're talking to a girl who's ran out of a room because she saw a downward pointing penis. Oh, we've all been with the gonzo. Yeah, it's a terrifying experience that I could pick out of the lineup. Where are you going? With my eyes closed. What organ is that going to hit? After asshole. You have to do like sideways sideways you have to do reverse cowgirls no he goes in the pussy at your asshole oh that's not convenient i call it the fruit loop do you remember your dicks i mean some it's like i think i remember the act and whether or not they were good lovers

i don't necessarily like know like Bobby's. I'll never forget because I was 10 years of none of us will. No one will ever forget that. But I mean, like I remember if someone was like a good lover, but not necessarily like I'm trying to use my ex Steve as an example. I was with him for five years. Yeah, I don't think I could pick his dick out of a lineup. He had a great penis. But honestly, I don't think I could pick anyone's dick out of a lineup.

Like, I'm used to seeing the dick, like, surrounded by things. Like, I'm not very dick pic, like, accepting. So I'm used to seeing just, like, a dick alone. Yeah. Like, floating dick. You're looking at dick amnesia. It's holistic. It's like we're looking at the whole being, right?

I don't think women are. I remember them all't i mean why i love you but i remember them all every single one of them insane i had a boyfriend who had like a big dick but it was like it was like his foreskin was like he he was circumcised but it was still baggy on his dick it was like weird it was like i've had a couple like sit like guys that like it's like their circumcision only got to like a mock turtleneck like it never got really like down to a crew neck. Yeah, but that's a safer route because I've been with a guy who had too much removed. And so when he would have full blood flow, it would hurt because his skin would crack because there wasn't enough skin to stretch. I remember none. I don't even remember days. Like whenever I see it,

I'm like, whoa, that's your dick. Like I don't remember a dick once it's not in my... What do you feel when you look at your own dick? I have a question.

Do you think that guys remember what our pussies look like? Yes. They do? I think everyone remembers everything. This is crazy. This is real. This is science,

I think. I'm pretty sure. Wait, I want to know if like my exes can be like yeah that's kalilah's pussy because i think i have a very average back oh i wish don't brag but it's so i think i'm really average average is so ideal in every way i think i had a i had a waxer i think i already told you guys this i had a waxer in new york who waxed like everyone like she waxed so many vaginas a day

and when she recognized me on the subway i was like oh no she remembers no she did you didn't have your vagina out on the subway i know but it's like it takes a special vagas to remember well maybe she has pussy amnesia yeah i think she remembered but i remember just being like oh i don't want her to remember wait what are you like during a wax are you like silent or crying or what do you like what i just got legs cookie b-hole armpits wax uh-huh all together i got sugared it was two hours it was so painful i like like my i'm not even gonna lie i kind of like getting my asshole waxed i do like how it feels well it doesn't hurt me it doesn't hurt it's like it's like a slap which by the way you didn't respond to my slap fight request wait I don't remember this you sent me a video back in

the day oh when you hit me in the face yeah I was like we should do a slap fight radio silence yeah no I'm not getting a slap fight you'd fly across the room why would i agree to that like power slapping yeah it's competitive you would do it with me yeah but you know what i feel really bad because my my hands and my paws are massive like it would be your paws my paws are huge but the butthole in my opinion doesn't hurt because it comes after at the very end of the bikini wax and so you're like i've already been through hell like the butthole can't do and what if i was like it does well they're going like asshole first with my wax well i think the butthole gets just daily um beatings right like there's always action there so i think it's used to large things being you know you know

going out of it so i don't bragger i honestly thought you felt like going into it i was like kalilah wait do you take big shits what the fuck is this they're small to us but big to her it looks like a randy show it looks like you know i lean towards constipation so if you're just bragging that you're just taking big dumps every day like that's really disrespectful i really want to know do you do you poop big all the time i caca is perfect um wait but what are you like during a wax i was i mean i was like twitching i was it was just non-stop pain for two hours here's what it is i got the whole thing waxed off just to try it and i've i've never had the top hair. I've always left a Dorito. So that was untouched, never been waxed area.

And that's the worst area. It was the most painful. That's the worst area. I almost quit and just had like, my pussy almost looked like a barista with like a half shaved head. I was like, are we about to leave this? Because I was.

Wait a second. So you had a Dorito there for years. Do you trim it or do you let it go high? Well, I have a little fun with it. You let it go high, you trim it down. Because it's... You can make it like a very long... Dorito.

Also, I don't... A Pringles can. It's one of those 3D ones. I don't think we should be giving Doritos free advertising. I think we should give it a generic name like cheesy tortilla chip. Do you know what i like about this what your head's in the game your head's in the game baby i'm just sick of like the 90s foods that like dominate my brain all the time like they they have there's like a doritos poster

ingrained in my brain it's not but the ozempic takes care of that right i wish you guys it's insane how many people are on ozempic diabetic people don't have it it's i mean like everyone i look at is just real thin now and i'm like i can totally tell the weight loss is fast this is me being out of town for two months and i totally am not experiencing this at all is everyone here thin all of a sudden? Yes, except for Annie and I. Everyone. I had cluster headaches laying in bed all day. I didn't have cluster headaches and I've gotten bigger. So you're good. I can't tell what you look like because you're dressed like a potato salad. You're wearing camo pants. I want to admit something. So I'm trying to pack on like a lot of muscle. And so I'm in my full like bulk phase

we had a guest on um tiger belly two days ago david so and on he on tiger belly he was like i saw this person at the gym like rolling around stretching and i was like dude that's a buff ass dude is that like a buff ass dude or a buff ass like trans girl and then it was you and it was me he was like oh my god it's kyle i and i'm fine with it i've i've bulked before i see now on camera yes it's there's just a lot of meat on my body you're dressed this is so unfair this is a lesbian and i want to just see her but i feel really strong i'm lifting a lot i'm lifting heavy and i i like being uh you know you could just a bulky bitch. Give us like a little. Maybe, maybe, maybe.

But I'm not toned yet because I've just packed on the muscle and there's serotonin. What are you eating to tone on? I'm not toning yet. I'm not cutting anything. What are you eating to pack on the weight? What kind of food? Just a lot of protein and I'm not skimping on carbs. I'm eating well.

Yeah. I'm not in a calorie deficit. I'm just like eating healthy but not restricting either i'm not trying to copy you but i literally have been kind of low-key doing the same thing but you have to exercise i've been doing pilates me too i'm so into it it makes me it does make me feel like a kept woman and it's like i don't like the vibe with a reformer i love it i love being like all tied up in there i love the reformer but like the branding that pilates has in my mind is like kept woman like housewife like who runs like a charity event like it's so not because it's expensive because it's expensive yeah that's probably that's exactly

why yeah pilates is the most are you doing classes or privates I'm doing class I've been doing classes in New York and I'm like I'm gonna do it here too but that's the best I just I find that it's like it's hard but it's also fun and it's kind of easy too right like it's you get to lay down it tricks you it tricks you yeah but it also works on like these tiny muscles that you don't normally do by doing like a regular deadlift you know so but so like feeling the muscles work you don't normally do by doing like a regular deadlift, you know. So I like that part of it. But so like feeling the muscles work, it's given me more freedom to be like, all right, I am going to pack on my protein and like eat like a fitness girly and like. But Pilates is very toning.

It is like you're not packing on the muscle there. You really are kind of shredding. Esther's like, never mind. I'm bad. What were you eating in New York? Were you eating pizza and stuff? i ate everything in new york i i ate everything i we had pizza i mean dave is like i was telling dave like he this is what makes him the best person but also the worst like he is always no matter what down to eat or take a nap like any given point what a dream boy i know but it's also

not good because like you know when you're with someone and they're just like let's go get pizza i'm like i didn't need to hear that but i will say this about naps i never feel more bonded with a partner than when we take random like unplanned oh you just pass out you just pass out together like really tightly wrapped around each other is the best, most bonding feeling in the world for me. Or a nap holding a baby. Oh my God. What did New York do to this?

Whose baby? When I used to babysit, sometimes the baby would fall asleep and then I would just kind of fall asleep with it. Oh my God, worst babysitter ever. I know. Like Ruz is your suffocator with your tits. Baby can't breathe.

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Yes. I got sweet tickets. Wow. My hotel was not as fancy. It would have been so fun. It would have been so fun. I bought so many clothes. You did?

Guys, I was so ready to go. It was such a bummer. I was so sick. We'll go back. Yeah. Why don't we do like an end of summer thing? Yeah. And then we do have to go to Vegas and shit.

And maybe tour. Maybe. Maybe. Possibly. Possibly. end of summer thing yeah and then we do have to go to vegas and shit and maybe tour maybe maybe possibly so on raya i saw me a guy you know like on on raya you can see like what are you seeking what are you looking for and i've never x'd out of a profile so fast and because this is what it said seeking a partner who makes every day feel extraordinary like think about what we just said naps and food like imagine being with a guy who wants that type of girl to make every like mundane day extraordinary wait is that you make it extraordinary yeah seeking a partner who makes every day feel extraordinary no bro you make it extraordinary if that's what you want yeah it should say i will make every day feel extraordinary. No, bro. You make it extraordinary if that's what you want. Yeah. It should say,

I will make every day extraordinary for you. And even that is gross. No, thank you. I like that. I thought that he's looking for a Pilates girl. Why? Just a kept woman. No, he's looking for someone to shake keys in front of his face

and entertain him. I think Annie, actually, I think. You are going to have a baby soon. This is crazy. All your baby references. And then you get the little thing. Oh, my God. keys in front of his face and be like entertain him i think any actually i think you are gonna have a baby soon this is crazy all your baby references and then you get the little thing no oh i just started doing pilates yeah i just started to get my hot girl body going wait a second i just remembered i still well i told you new york i've had a broken toe for two months i had a broken toe in the Philippines. I broke it in the Philippines.

It's so weird to have someone with two opposite experiences. Everyone know about this broken toe. And this is the first I'm hearing about this. And it's still broken. And I've walked everywhere, traveled everywhere. It's smashed broken. I mean, it's still this big. No.

Esther, she works out way harder than you. You have to admit she has a better tolerance for pain i could not walk you don't understand it wasn't a pain tolerance when something when you're walking and it makes it worse that's not having a you don't want to you don't want to tolerate that kind of pain you have to know which pain to tolerate and which pain i want to meet your doctors because i feel like they're just little kids that you babysit for in doctor's outfits can i brush their hair while they're diagnosing me. But did you feel like incapacitated,

like fully disabled and handicapped? Well, she does also every day. Yes. I can't be the only person who broke their pinky toe, which it might have only been a fracture, but in the end. A fracture is a break. That's real. Yeah.

I can't be the only one who couldn't walk from that maybe because mine is the second toe so it's sort of supported by the toes around it and yours is just hanging off okay this I probably could have walked if I walked like this I thought you were about to pull your feet I was like we're about to get some views baby

which like you can walk from room to room yeah but you can't that is how you walk you're walking regular that's your diaper butt walk that's what those paparazzi were just randomly catching well that's when i after sitting for more than five minutes i my hips freeze up i need to warm up um i have wait what were we just what did you just bring up my broken toe no oh yeah okay so you're so you're claiming that you broke your toe and you can just do everything normal no no no i just no i it it hurts it hurts when i sleep i feel it in my sleep i feel it when i wake up i feel it when i walk i'm just saying it didn't

require a wheelchair oh well what makes you feel the need to say that i mean weren't you in japan in a wheel day pushing you around in a wheelchair was i i can't is that what happened i don't remember i i didn't see that picture of you you know the paparazzi didn't get the wheelchair oh my god if the paparazzi got you on a wheelchair also I just saw wicked and I was like oh we should do wicked theme but then I fucking realized that you'll be Glinda you'll be Elphaba and I'll be Elphaba's sister who's in a

wheelchair because her legs don't work it's so I'm so I'm not pitching that as a theme but you know where you are that don't work it's so i'm so i'm not pitching that as a theme but you know where you are that's the truth it's like it's not like anyone's done it to you you are wheelchair girl wait that's really a thing now i heard like um trans ableism people identifying as like handicapped have you heard this fancy so there are people out there who identify as handicapped i'm listening that's insane even though they have no true disability and um well who's to say who has true and who has false disability how's your how's your neck pain during uh pilates honestly i have really cured a lot

of my physical ailments i'm proud are you a trans ableist what do you mean do you do it do you identify as handicap it's not a no yeah it was a thoughtful because you did claim to not have neck muscles at one point i didn't for many years or back muscles actually oh my god i didn't and it's really it's actually really sad i don't want to stop it's actually really sad it is sad it's sad in a different way than i think you think it's quite sad and i have realized lately now that we're talking about this that chairs are not made for people my size okay that's why i have to sit in funny positions and that's why i have well what is it how does she explain her weird squat she does there are kid sections in every store that is a good point yeah do you have to

go like in target to use the little sink i would probably be a lot better off if i did make choices like that yeah if where are some platforms why don't you try because then i'm like becoming like everyone else i think you should you're not like anyone very unique you try towards basic it's very weird she's begging to be basic no someone on a tiktok live called me mid and I was like that is the best compliment I could ever have being mid like who doesn't want to be mid they meant middle-aged mid is not a slam mid is gorgeous mid pussy mid everything it's okay i think i've always strived for mid mid's okay mid tits mid ass oh my tits are think subpar mid face wait no you don't have mid tits your tits are good

your tits are good no you have supreme both of. No, you have supreme, both of you. Mine are just under mid, I think. Because I had, you know, like, I had implants to come out. There's just... A lot's going on in there. I've ravaged. I've ravaged. You basically probably had the experience of, like, breastfeeding without breastfeeding. Probably.

Where they get really big and then small again. Yeah, but you know... No, I've seen them. Weirdly enough, they don't sag. Yeah. Because I didn't have them on. I only had them for like a year and a half so probably your tits are perfect but you remember what they looked like no i'll show you

so when i flex there's like indentation right here but it's so i cannot flex when i'm naked in front of a boy just i have to keep thinking don't like use your muscles or your pec muscles or flex it's so funny to imagine you just flexing. You're the only one in this room that would be like, look. Well, no, if I'm on top, right? If I'm on top,

I have to be mindful to not put my hands on his chest or else you will see my pecs sort of rise. But are they looking at that point? Wait.

Yeah. When you're on top, aren't your hands, hands are not on the man, are they? They go different ways. No, I'm on, I do multiple. So sometimes I lay flat different ways. No, I do multiple.

So sometimes I lay flat fully on them. Sometimes I do this. It depends. It depends. But I move around. Esther, what would you do if you were ever going to put the effort in to be on tap? Wait, so you're like this? That's a tiny hallway.

Sometimes I'll be like, sometimes my hands will be like here breathe they really are like because i'm not kidding and i know what it looks, but it's not that I swear he's not dead. Oh, no. The perils of dating an older man. No, like, by the way, there's so many good TikToks out there. I'm learning a lot about being on top. Like they TikTok. They're teaching us. This is why they want to ban it because all of us

girls are getting together and learning how to get get off and it's only like how many how long are tiktoks how long do they go 45 seconds and then you gotta just get off in 45 seconds how do you guys feel about people um everyone being verified now because they can pay for it oh i'm glad you brought this up it's so there's nothing funnier than going on to twitter the day it happens because it was a treat okay so you know how it worked on twitter it was like you could pay for your your check mark or and and he kept saying we're going to take your check marks away you're going to take your check marks away unless you pay this like monthly thing and then they he took him away one day and you could see who still had their check marks and it was literally just esther and i didn't pay okay no

one believes me okay it's crazy i did not pay i think if because you're maybe a lot more active on twitter i don't know what it is there's no rhyme or reason because at first i was like i was trying to figure out what the if then carlo's paid for buying her back no i will show you receipts i'll figure out how to i mean i have just general amnesia not yeah you have this is crazy if you think that my half jewish ass would pay eight dollars a month for something but that other half really wants that status really wants that i promise you i don't understand what happened also someone said that there's a hack where if you write blue check in your twitter bio it will give you but you didn't do that no wait a second but wait oh you're i feel like you're intimidated by my blue check i promise you i'm not you're i just want to know

you know the joy probably when you were the only person it's embarrassing no i know it's very embarrassing i came forward and was like please remove this like i don't want it because it makes me look like an or was it no i know or was it six months of you directly tweeting at elon oh yeah i will have your baby right you did do that i did that's true i've been campaigning a while to be i've been a pick me for a while on twitter no but on instagram like i'm seeing um people everyone's got just a blue check okay it's confusing yeah you can buy it i hate i know i don't like this well then you have to do like a double check and then you see that they have like 31

followers and you're like okay it is like weird because it's like when brands are hitting you up and stuff you want to know if they're like i think it's a complete miss i think this was like a is a complete miss and a complete failure like but i get that also being verified in general is stupid and like no one should have it but this version of it is really stupid It's just like I've been verified so long. It's like. Who cares if you lose it? What on Twitter? Being not verified is the verified. You and all like the followers are verified.

Trisha Paytas kept her blue check mysteriously. So I don't know. One of her multiple personalities might have done it. Her as a Dairy Queen employee signed up. Oh, my God. Those are her multiple personalities or the outfit she's in. Just different. No, I know.

And Dave is intimidated, too. I'm used to this. Don't worry. Dave accused me of paying as well. I mean, I just want to say to be the type of person that even your fiance who you live with doesn't believe you. I mean, that is what I'm intimidated by. To have that power. It was the funniest day. I know.

I said I come forward. I would like this taken away. I was in so much pain and I do want to thank you you really did help me you're welcome you gave me a good giggle you're very welcome for that okay so ladies

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but we want to hear the slightest okay i'll give you dave is thirsty and i have water on hand i need that's an accidental good deed not what happens three times in a row baby okay she's just been doing pilates so she's upping her uh her happens three times in a row, baby. Okay. She's just been doing Pilates. So she's up in her hydration. Three times in a row. He needed water. I had it. I need so much validation and praise for that. I'm like, holy shit.

Like I did that. Like I did that for you. And I feel like if a guy did that, I would be so repulsed. I'd be like, ew, that is the bare minimum of what I expect out of you. Well, who does like your dishes, Dave? We both do them. We both do them. Yeah.

Yeah. Equally? Probably. There's that saying, which is Dave told me this very early in our relationship, and it has proven to be very useful, which is like in a relationship, I think in any partnership, you go in assuming you're going to do 60% of the work and they'll do 40. And so then you like never get like resentful. You, there's not a chance in hell

you do 60% of anything. I know you think that. Maybe 60% of the vagina. This is projecting because I think- No, I would never, I would never tell you any lie about the 90 to 10 i would never what is that like it's heaven it's amazing it's so nice it's so good but you have to be very nice you can't ever be mad at the dave has fully trained me and it's

it is sad it's sick and sad like i do my chores now it's horrible that's good his way but you so he does 90 of that hurts and how do you we found a very good new cleaning lady too that makes us all so happy how do you get away with that he offered it up in a weak moment and here's the thing we're very like anyone's dreams can come true in the relationship we support each other anything we want to do and i as long as the dishes are clean but luckily no sometimes they're not clean but i like every once in a while i'll do them but it's not often like they'll just stay there sometimes i'll be like todd you really like let me mess this place up it's always they'll pile up i don't care it doesn't bother me you know what dave has done that really helps me

is he will give me credit he knows that i'm a girl who needs credit and so i do the dishes and he's like thank you so much and like you're a you're a gold star baby yeah so gold star i have a praise kink yeah what if he gave you like little like raffle tickets? That would be like, just got so excited. Oh, my God. They're like, who's going to win? But it's all just your tickets. Who's going to win this raffle?

Oh, my God. I have the chills. Again, it's Esther. Esther wins doing the dishes again. Oh, my God. I want that so bad. But isn't that something that was trained when you're younger with the gold stars?

Yes. It's so helpful. It really is like any tiny little good job. It just goes. Do you see? Wouldn't that be worth doing dishes for? I have, wait, you have to ask me that or you have to answer me this, okay?

I have been thinking about writing out a script of what I want Todd to say to me when I'm upset. Yes. I don't want him to read it, but I want him to memorize it. Okay. And I don't care. Can we all get one of those? We should all give that to each other. Just the exact thing you want to hear. Because it doesn't matter if someone means it. Right? Because the truth is, if we're healthy we're healthy we're telling it to ourselves like it's always like something we really just need to

tell ourselves but mine very situation a situation you might have to be smart enough to kind of um you have a yellow one and you have a black one is it a sunny day also it's got to be like if three days before my period different script it's crazy how much i know now i used to not know when i was getting my period now i just know so much same yes but it's just because i've worked on myself where i'm not in a rage at all times so it's it is just wild i start crying at like i got so moved by the the um barbie with down syndrome i I was... What's Barbie with Down syndrome? What is that? There's a Barbie that has Down syndrome now.

And I was... I mean, not that I wouldn't be moved by it anyway. Oh, look how fancy type Barbie. B-A-R-B-Y. It's a joke I'm not going to take right now that would be very rude to this Down syndrome Barbie doll. No, let's hear it. Barbie.

No, because I think even the Barbie doll would have spelled it rude. But that's okay. That's alright. He's filling in for now our new Carlos. I think you guys got an upgrade. No, we're so happy. Okay. It's a Barbie. No, no, no, no, no. Please.

Please. Andy is so, we're all, yeah. No, we don't want to be. Go ahead, type it up. Bada Bee. Bada Bee body with down syndrome it's so cute she does look just normal honestly yeah she's so cute aren't you so happy about this so you you you had an emotional moment i have very like i mean not that i wouldn't be moved by this but i mean i was like posting about it i was was just really in it. No, I'm sick of, I'm so sick of the companies trying to, to make good on torturing us for our whole lives. Like this does not make up for. Are you mad because they don't have like an Esther looking like that?

That they skipped you for the Down syndrome kids? Like a little bit. Honestly, Esther. I'm a short brown haired girl. Like. They have wheelchair Barbies. They, they don't actually. Honestly, Esther. I'm a short, brown-haired girl. They have wheelchair Barbies. They don't, actually. They don't. Oh, I just saw a video of a girl in a wheelchair.

Short, brown Barbie is not going to come out how you want it to. I'm sorry. The language barrier is not working out for us here. You, I understand, Barbie, has always been a positive experience for you because you have blonde hair and blue eyes. But also... They're green and it's dyed, but it's okay. I do think that Kalilah should have been cast in the Barbie movie because there is no Barbie. There's no Kalilah Barbie in the movie.

With my mid-tits. On my mid-tits Barbie. Oh, we're back. The hottest one complaining about her look oh my god you guys here we are again nothing's changed esther works out i'm happy about that i have been working out for years but when you're always like i'm really dedicated to my once a week you're how many times you're doing pilates a week two three four i mean i when i was in new york i took a workout class like on average probably four days a week some musical theater dance oh my god ballet lots of walking probably lots of walk it is weird you never lived in new york thank you so much because i believe

this was a clerical error i don't know how i ended up in la it doesn't make any sense the second i'm in new york i'm like this is it reminds me of how i grew up like outside of chicago like the palm trees everywhere is like being on vacation that's not the vibe like people there are people like me everywhere in new york there are short pale jewish woman with brown hair everywhere. I just feel like a part of- And their husbands are wearing like curly. Wait, Annie- They have like their wigs and- Annie, what do you want your script to, Todd,

or what do you want your script to say when- I literally just want someone to say, everything is going to work out exactly how you want it to work out. Don't worry. Everything's happening the way it's supposed to happen. I do like that. That's all I want. Just a confidence in where things are going and that anything that's happening in the moment is just leading to what.

You know what? This is so sad, but you might benefit from this. Something that I've been doing lately is like I'll make these little videos for myself that are very similar. Oh, I can't wait to hack your phone. That are like, you're doing great. Like you just did this and reminding me for when I'm low. Is it a voice note or a video? It's a video.

Okay. It's a selfie mode video. That's good. You're feeling yourself now. You want to see yourself. You want to see your face saying it. So that you can then go call call up those later when you're i think that's a good idea i like that yeah and then you'll be like oh okay

this because another thing it's like you're not your moods like and that's what i've learned with the period is like that week around it for me i don't get angry and i don't get sad I get lethargic I start to feel like everything is impossible I feel like how could I've made this plan like I just get so low and so I've learned to be like okay when that is happening I don't trust that person that person is not like me they're not in charge I'm not my those moods it's the little wheelchair witch from wicked and without like invalidating like how you're feeling in that moment you I do have to remind myself like my feelings are not factual like right now because boy when I get in my head it's like 50 times bigger than it actually is so I'm like my feelings are not fact my feelings are not fact that's a big one that

Whitney I feel like has said for over the years uh feelings are not facts they That's a big one that Whitney, I feel like has said for over the years, feelings are not facts. They're not. She said a good one to me too, where she's like, don't go to the problem for the solution. Yeah. She's so good at those like. You can just tell when someone's just been in therapy.

What is another thing? One of my professors in nursing school said, don't borrow bad news. So it's like for me, like, for instance, like perfect example is like my mom. She had blood work done and there was one thing that was off in her numbers. And already she's like, I have cancer. And so it's basically don't don't live in like the bad news, the results, like don't live in what you think it is like going down the rabbit hole of webmd and you know like there nothing has bad has happened do you think like um

that means like when esther was like i think we need to like defend anne frank when she you remember when you had a your new yeah i don't i agree with my take on anne frank you're like let's go back i gotta live i gotta feel I got to feel the pain for Anne Frank. No, I just think it's embarrassing to have your journals read by millions. Well, yours are going to be videos of you going like, you go, girl. That's going to be so embarrassing

when that's what people... Exactly. That's why I'm advocating for Anne Frank. I'm advocating for Anne Frank's diary to never be read again. That's so fucked up. Off the presses. Hey, Frank, you're out of here.

I pitched something to Esther. I kind of want to try. I feel like I'm so behind on like the beauty trends. I want to try microneedling. And I was thinking maybe we could take a field trip to all get microneedled. Microneedled. I want to get, I think I want to do laser after all that waxing. What is that?

I want laser hair removal. Oh, me too. too no I honestly don't want laser hair removal I'm really happy with my wax routine I love how many how often do you go well I haven't gone in two months so it's not looking good right now but I'll show you mine I haven't gone in a month i'll show you mine let me see oh wow but you have really pretty pubes others are really dark what do you mean pretty it's hot it's like what do you mean pretty tell me more yeah like that's that's two months expand on that two months wow you do grow yeah i'm not asian i'm jewish no asian over here asians have pubes that's a misconception completely bald oh my god how long is that let me see like two weeks oh very clean mine's about a month

he said it looks like a little boy's butt but we're gonna just not pretend he didn't say that i like it now i used to not like it what i didn't like being the idea of being fully naked i feel like i'm naked for the first time in my whole life without the lord but your pussy skin is so pretty i know it's smooth right yeah but mine is um what are these about over here i think it's like that's a mon. Kalilah, literally, you're fire. Good moment for a break. You just insert them in. No. This is a good banana.

Better than Carlos's choice. Oh, Carlos were always all fucking bruised. Yes. Yeah. What did he do to those bananas? I don't know, but I heard a rumor of what he's doing on the Bad Friends tour. Do you know? What?

His job is he's not allowed to go anywhere. He has to stay on the bus. And he empties out the septic tank. That's what he did on my tour. Except there was no septic tank. He cleaned my diaper. Clean the diaper, not change it. she's jewish she had to save that money for her uh blue check mark are you dressed like a blue check mark today

that was so funny when it was just you as a girl i guess elon just thought i was a special girl just watching the backpedaling of everyone like i'll i'll believe you that you had a fluke just so we can stay friends but just i would not lie that's so embarrassing like it's such an obvious like it's so humiliating there's no winning in this position because no one believes that i didn't pay so it seems like i'm lying like why would i put but why are you going lying why are you going to john malini you made it john malini not me because i did hear that when you said it you guys know what a human decanter is? As like a party trick, a man will put a catheter up his pee hole, empty out his bladder, and then refill his bladder with wine and then piss into people's mouths. Stop.

What did Pete suggest we try it? Which one of you would do it i'll pee in your mouth no no they have to pee in each other's mouth but it's and the reason the only reason i know about this is because an er doctor i will piss all over you the er an er doctor shake on it wait so i guess an er doctor was talking about how a person came in with a set of symptoms and they found out that he had like a kidney infection in a uti because he was doing this for a senior like a retirement home why because i guess um old people have kinks too and they want wine out of a out of the tap well i found out some stuff on the road by the way i have some really cute things from the road to give you guys.

Wow, you guys are so jaded. This is similar. This is like related. Wait, what? What do you mean we're so jaded? I basically said someone was pissing wine out of their penises into old people's mouths. And you're like, that's a Jesus move. I'm disgusted.

Turn urine into wine, baby. What part of me do you think is okay with this? You just came back from New York. I know. She's like, piss, wine, same thing. No urine into wine, baby. What part of me do you think is okay with this? You just came back from New York. I know. She's like, piss, wine, same thing. No, that is so unhealthy. Did you drink in New York? Alcohol?

Yeah. Why would I suddenly drink alcohol? Because you changed. Oh, do you know that she quit weed? You quit weed? I quit weed, yeah. Well, I'm like, I'm dabbling now. But yeah, I'm not.

I mean, I got high every single night for two years. Like every night. Did not miss a beat. In a night where I would forget, I would just like take a 20 milligram edible right before I went to bed. Just like keep it up. It was a little bit a lot. And what was the turning point? There kind of was no turning point.

It just truly happened the way Dave had low-key always kind of said he's like you just get sick of it it's like because i would always be like don't you want to get high with me to be like i don't feel like he's like i did this i so i just was like oh i'm like too it's too much yeah so now it's like a little random treat is better it's good i wish i could do a random treat oh god i can't the minute i do it once i have to like have a switch it's like you don't do this or you do do this what do you have now as random treats um it's nothing i've been drinking no mushrooms are like for a while ruined wait why really because i had to take them during my cluster headaches and it was like

like i'm like about to cry it was so bad so now you associate i was like tripping so hard and they're just so pain it's like so much pain that sounds and then so i'm like i'm like in pain and then also tripping it was like hell it was just so so now you're associating just yeah i'm like ripping with the pain and like feeling like you have to trip it's like you don't want to be like yeah you know and i was like trying different dosages because nothing was like really working and it's just like it's just it's like feeling forced to do hallucinogens like i was like i feel like i know i was like i feel like this is like a government study like if this doesn't help the like military then yeah what is this for well you're doing god's work and it wasn't it just didn't so now i'm like even though i don't want to be like done with them forever because i think they're like an amazing tool in medicine but i just can't do anything for

so i'm doing nothing i'm not drinking coffee anymore what yeah i've been drinking tea because i couldn't it was like triggering though yeah yeah i was doing nothing wow yeah i i haven't drank coffee in in years but i am dabbling in back into decaf i love she's wild i love coffee is my coffee is my boyfriend yeah as taylor swift would say it is my boyfriend i love it so much i thought it was like a cute thing you came up with oh that's you yeah no that is i know what like alcoholics must feel like when someone says they don't drink because and they they are drinkers because like when you guys say you don't drink coffee, I'm like, it's weird. Well, okay. You're challenging my reality.

I've quit drinking coffee like a bunch of times and basically I'm trying to find the correlation between my cluster headaches and maybe like sleep problems. So like maybe I'm like near sleep apnea situation I will I know um but so I've been doing more like taping my mouth spray tan now so we're not taping but priorities but I am trying to really be conscious of keeping my mouth closed while I sleep keeping my nose open um just stuff like that you should have todd hold your nose open while you sleep todd if he falls asleep before me wait i want to talk about this no i am oh my god i want to talk about this i'm literally doing a whole bit about this i cannot and this is just like this is a non-negotiable for me if you are a guy that cannot stay awake past my sleeping time, we are never going to make it.

A hundred percent agree. You have to protect me. No, I know. But that feeling, I think that's what it is. I like knowing that someone is watching over me, that someone is... I don't care if there's noise involved. I don't care if you're watching TV. I just need to know that you're awake while I'm asleep.

That puts me in a deep slumber. When he starts snoring, I'm like, I have to put my headphones on and start just listening to meditate. I'm like, oh my God, what is going to get me through this? But that whole thing you were saying, like I do spin out. I'm in the dark and my mind starts going nuts. I feel a lot of anxiety.

For me, it comes from too, like growing up, my parents went to bed every single night at 9 p.m. And so I was always. That makes so much sense. What? So I was always, like, alone, awake at night. And it was just the worst feeling. Oh, the worst.

The best I've ever slept is in college when I lived on top of a bar. It's so funny for your parents to go to bed and just be like. Like, and then I go to other people's houses and their parents are like up till midnight. My dad. But I'll tell you something. My dad being up late. My dad gave me like, like couch hang syndrome. Like I would rather like sleep on a couch in case something happens. Yes.

Because I don't want FOMO. I'm trying to really get to the root of my FOMO because this New York week was hard. Really? Yes. It was so sad. Wait, did you did you see my Chinese medicine guy? No. Oh, yes, I did.

OK. Did it help at all? I mean, I like to say it's Kevin Bacon's. But it is. Sorry. It is the Bacon's. Yeah. No, no. But I did see him and just nothing it's like so weird nothing works once the cycle starts like maybe all this stuff can help

before the cycle starts once the cycle starts it's like it's like so electric like i kept going to my my rolfing guy and he was like i'm so sorry i can't he's like we were just like learning i was just figuring out more of like where my nerves connect and stuff like that but it wasn't like for relief but it was more comfortable to know kind of you know do they is there research on like what causes it to start it's like different for everyone it's like different seasons but it seems for you it's like every two years is like it's every but that happens for most people so there's there's like episodic ones and then there's people that have them chronically which i mean they're called suicide headaches but i'm assuming it's the chronic ones that kill themselves because i mean i know

it's going to end eventually but it is almost it's almost like clockwork six weeks and then it's just gone and then there's usually a day where i think it's gone i'm like woo and they come back and then yeah crying in a grocery store but um yeah it's really weird it's like all of a sudden like my sinuses will like puff up my eye gets all puffy and runny it's just so weird i can't even imagine that when i get a migraine which lasts a day maybe two if it's terrible it's like it's just you feel so helpless you feel it's so you can't do shit you can't look at your phone you can't do shit no i'm just like i must have like sent some young jewish children on a train or something in my past life i mean why do you have to go i let's just say ss annie must

i did something bad it's like hard to not go there i'm like i'm being punished it's like so weird maybe it's from the anne frank email wait does your brother have it did start after that does your twin brother have them no my dad used to have them and my aunt used to have them yeah but they it went away for them after a while yeah my dad said his were just migraines but he did say cluster x before so i'm like wait you kind of though low-key like that your dad had them too so you're like him yeah if it was like my mom i'd be like no it is i like every time i like my dad you know i know me too like my dad and i have such similar health ailments which is always i'm like well he is 80 but i still i'm like oh aren't our dads so good for their age by the way they're yeah my dad's

so scared of going like senile and it's so funny i'm like you're you already like he'll be like the bruce willis thing i'll be like really like oh my god i'm like bruce're you already like he'll be like the Bruce Willis thing. I'll be like really like, oh, my God. I'm like Bruce Willis is like 30 years younger than me. Like you beat him, dad. Like you didn't get the thing he has. Like you couldn't possibly have that. I feel like you guys are a different couple when you're away from your home. Yes.

Better. Us in New York was a complete it was like a completely new relationship. It was I felt like we were dating all over again i was with new york dave who i've always wanted to meet because he lived in new york before we met and so i was like oh my god like he knows his way around he's he was showing me around he it it was completely different and like way better do you have that are you have you guys gone somewhere todd goes with me everywhere basically but he has another job now so we're not doing that but also you guys are still new

it feels completely the same because we bring randy and stuff it's like it's just like just bringing our house like on the road but i'm also working it's not like that much i know exactly what you mean though because i i don't know if i was just being i was just not ready for a relationship um at during a period of my life so I kept I always got into relationships with boys that lived either in other countries or in other cities like I would always seek like long distance arrangements just so I would have and usually with people that I couldn't see myself like going the distance with um but what I noticed is when I was in their hometown, I was really attracted to them because they were in control.

Like I could see them in their element. I could see, you know, the ease, you know, with the way they moved. When they would come stay with me. It's so embarrassing. When they would stay with me, they weren't driving. I would have, you know, and they didn't know their way around. And I was, I got like the ick several times. And I think that's so unfair to them obviously but like I

couldn't help the way I used to do the same thing it's uh expiration dating is that what do you mean yeah it's like you know it's not gonna work out it's like there's so many barriers in between it and you can be like so in love with them and they're like yes I was in yeah I was in Germany I met this guy I was like so in love with him I was like oh my god we're gonna like be together and then when he came to America I was like ew get away from, we're going to be together. And then when he came to America, I was like, ew, get away from me, loser. Yeah, that exactly. I've done this several times. I did it with a boy from London, one in Spain and one in Australia.

And each time that they would come over here, I would like lose my attraction. And but I think that's exactly it's it's what's what annie is saying like it was fun to like have this fantasy of being like oh i have this boy you're gonna have these like mini romantic like really like intense vacations almost it's like a vacation boyfriend it's like having like a got a free local tour guide yeah and the sex is always great because you haven't seen each other and you're not in your place so it's like when then they come to your place it's like you're like all right you're interrupting my schedule it's so hard when you first start dating someone to figure out like how your schedules fit together and stuff and what you're willing to but it's like oh i don't want

to be your fucking tour guide no but legit this is so like the novelty of showing up in new york after david been there for a month like he had his whole apartment situation like that novelty was so hot like it was I almost feel like I want to remember that because if there's ever like a slow period you know I'm saying like where I'm like we just need to go somewhere and like I need to you need to see the person in their element or something like that and then so when you're like Dave Dave, we have to move to New York, what does he say? It's okay. Interesting. So sometimes he would say things like, let's just go home and see. And then eventually he just stopped responding. And I was like, I actually called him out. I was like, I noticed that sometimes when I say things, I actually called him out.

I was like, I notice that sometimes when I say things, you just kind of let them go and don't react. I was like, well played. He was like, yeah. So he just kind of like, let's go. But he did say that. He's like, we have a house in LA. We're not moving here. Did you cry?

No. And my dad also. thank you for laughing. My dad, my dad was like, she's answered very seriously. My dad was like, I was like, dad, I'm so obsessed with New York. I have to live here. And he's like, you're obsessed with whatever the last place you were at is. And I'm like, I need to take that into consideration because LA is great. You could spend so much time in both places too. It's not like, yeah, you had a good setup though having that place and everything yeah like him having a job

there was so ideal like i don't know when that'll ever happen again but i don't know you lived in new york do you feel like any aspirations of going back i when i get there i love it i have like such anxiety going back it's like i blacked out the whole thing I just it's like so weird wait what do you mean like every time I it's like when I'm I loved living in New York it was so fun it was so awesome I never thought I wouldn't live in New York then when I moved to LA I like missed New York and moved back one more time and then when I moved back to LA I was like I love LA and I love living here and then didn't go back to New York as much and then the longer of time I stay away from it the more I get a lot of anxiety when I think about going and what is the anxiety about where am I gonna stay

what am I gonna do I have to bring all my stuff out of my car to like keep stuff in but do you think it'd be a little bit different now now that you know you're an established comic you have the money to go back to New York wouldn't that be like a completely different experience there? Yeah, it is. And then when I get there, it's always like, Oh, this fucking city is like alive. It's electric.

I love it. I like would like walk down the street and hug the air. You know, I loved it there. Okay. That's strange. I bet you did a couple of twirls on Broadway. Sure.

If there was a puddle. But yeah, it's like a weird, I have like a city amnesia. I've been feeling that lately. Like, I don't know where I am anymore. Speak on that. We just go, thank you guys for listening. You guys don't feel like you're just like, you're just getting through your days and you're just kind of not like present.

You're just doing what you're supposed to be doing. And then you don't really kind of know where the fuck you are, who you are, what time it is. Do you get that? Really? No, I actually feel that way. And that's why going to New York was so like invigorating is because I feel like life here becomes a little bit like a blur at least for me and that just like I don't know but you also travel a lot so that should solve that because I travel far maybe the opposite of that it's like you're in like different worlds a

lot maybe you need to establish like a routine this is gonna sound um not good for the long-term goals of this podcast but i really have been thinking non-stop about moving permanently back to asia what yeah i cannot get it out of my head i'm a bitch wake up bitch why two in the morning like a body we're like no we'll go we'll go there and film and you'll come here. We'll do it. It's this crazy thing. I think we talked about it with Teffy. It's like when I'm there, like I just feel like safe.

It just feels good, right? And each time that I go there, it's my New York. You know, it's that place where I'm like, God, I just, I really want to live here. I grew up here. I think it's more her parents' basement. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Hawaii is

my parents' basement. We already have that. You guys, thank you so much for tuning in and we will be back with a brand new episode. See you then.

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