Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Boys on a Long Leash & The Slept Queen Speaks

Episode Date: July 5, 2022

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You guys, we're back. You guys, we're back. It's girl time. Uh-oh. Scary. Well, I do have my period, but also it's just like- Ew, don't give it to me. This is the first time we've recorded since Roe v. Wade was overturned.

So that's fun. I don't watch the news. I didn't know for like so late into the day. Todd's like, how are you feeling? I was like, about what? I was like, I'm having a great day. What are you talking about? It's the creepiest thing that could ever happen.

Thank you so much to our country. Thank you guys. You know what I decided? I decided this on stage last night. I'm just going on the boy side. I'm done with you bitches. I'm done. on the boy side. I'm done with you bitches. I'm done. It's too hard.

I'm not fighting for us anymore. It would be so much easier. I agree. You guys are stupid bitches and you're stupid nasty tuna pussies and it's so disgusting. You love murdering. Late term abortion. By the way,

are there really actually late term abortions? Is that even a real thing? There are. Who cares? But who cares? Yeah, who cares? Well, I don't want to cry when I abort it.

If it comes out crying, I'm on their side. It's so scary and weird. And I don't know how to feel or how to cope other than just laugh through the pain. I had a really crazy memory. I'm about to tell a fucked up story. Are you guys ready? Yeah. Let's get it going.

There was a girl in my high school i hope it's about you having a late-term abortion she was hooking up with my brother's friend he was in college already he came home for the summer they were hooking up she was a senior um she graduated they hooked up she goes to school maybe it was over christmas break or something she goes to college for the first year she comes home for either thanksgiving or christmas she's wearing baggy clothes she goes back to school her mom's i i'm sorry i always laugh this is a horrific story i laugh at funerals it's really that aren't there of no one you know. You just go to them.

That's our next photo shoot. That's the billboard. I love that. It's just pixelated dead body behind us. No, Bobby, I think, pioneered selfies at funerals like 10 years ago. I could see Bobby having that power. He went to a funeral. I don't remember which funeral, but he took a selfie with a casket remember my funeral please right but i think that that people are more open to the idea of

documenting funerals the same way they're doing weddings now they have like a videographer so it's like you know it's another celebration of life and does does the dead person get to decide i want to pick my photographer. Annie Leibovitz, you better be available. I only want a photographer if people respect my wishes. And in my final form, I would like to be taxidermized. I want to be mounted on a wall. No. I do.

Doing that? A wrestling stance in a singlet. Oh, my God. Always fighting. Die fighting. Look at this bitch. Wait, is that legal? Can we? I want to be like this i want to be like

oh i love that i'm still here now i know my goal is to have you both taxidermied and keep you so you have to kill us first oh look at you i would love to have you guys sitting in my living room every morning like this isn't that cute not talking for once the only time you get a sentence out oh my god and then i sit and i record a podcast where i just tell you guys about my day i'm in annie i'm like annie you're so quiet today i'm still blinking i've you taxidermy too early you come back the nerves are still going off i want to talk that's my hell actually that's my actual to not be able to talk to not be able to talk is my app even the hiccups.

I'm like, can you kill the hiccups? I want to stab them to death. The hiccups are horrible. Wait, Annie, finish your story. Oh, you're going to regret that. So a girl is wearing baggy clothes. So she leaves. She goes back to school.

Her mom smells something in her room. Smells something? Yes. No. No. We are living in the dark ages, so it's appropriate. There was a baby. There was a baby in the, in the, there was a dead baby in the basket.

A girl you know? In her laundry, yeah. What did she do? She went back to school. She was like, I guess in denial, like didn't know what was happening. So then they pressed charges against her, but she got off because they couldn't prove if the baby had been alive when it was born or not and she just went crazy i mean she was like 18 this is so sad and by the way this

is a story that should be told because this is the kind of fucked up shit that will be encouraged yeah because you can't get abortions in certain states now yeah i just and then she i did find i i looked her up i found her and she seems to be have moved forward in life she's a partner it's good to know no kids it's good that she has kids okay okay but guys you know sometimes you just bring up a thing no I'm not kidding you like that's the kind of fucked up shit that that the supreme court wants to happen if they don't want people to be able to have abortions. I saw my friend Mike Lawrence last night, who is a comedian.

He's funny. He's a monster. He looks like he crawled out of a garbage can. He got an autism diagnosis recently. He goes, he was like, I'm so happy to finally be diagnosed with autism. I'm like, I diagnosed you 10 years ago, brother. I was your doctor, Annie. I told you. I saw the doctor, Annie. I told you.

I saw the shifty eyes. I knew it was up. But he, I saw him last night. Can you imagine if you walk into a doctor's office and Annie is your doctor? You can't even tell your symptoms. I'm just like, let me guess. I use a crystal. I'm like, I have a shaman. I do ayahuasca to figure out what's wrong with you.

But he, so I was talking to him last night and he was having trouble adopting him and his wife their adoption had fallen through twice and i was like well here's a positive you're gonna be able to get a kid he's like 100 i think it's gonna be he's like i'm gonna have my pick now yeah so there's some positives adoption people that are having trouble adopting will what have more options no. Listen, I'm trying to find a little juice of joy. A little joy juice. I appreciate you offering that up to him as encouragement. But here's why I disagree. Because my mom got pregnant when she was 21.

And I'm pretty sure she didn't want to keep it. Like, I feel like she low-key dropped that. But the guy who got her pregnant was from a Catholic family and immediately told everyone. So she had no choice. And she obviously, when she had the baby, like, yeah, you carry it for nine months. You love it. You want it. And she said that like five days after she got home from the hospital, I think I might

have told the story in here, but it's more relevant today. Five days after she got home from the hospital, the hospital might have told the story in here but it's more relevant today five days after she got home from the hospital the hospital called her and they're like do you we know you're very young do you want to give your baby up for adoption and at that point she my mom just started crying she's like hell no like this is my baby so it's like it doesn't just become easy to like give it up for adoption once you you're a woman, you go through that. Like you're biologically designed to fall in love and keep it. Yeah. I don't know.

But. So that's your sister. The point is. The point is there's so many children. My mom wanted to abort my sister. There's so many people in the family that wanted to be aborted. It's really. We're seeing a theme here.

And for you to look like a tall grown sucked out fetus is really disrespectful to them to just see you saunter in on thanksgiving just throwing what they could have been in their face i i have a really good um story i'd like to tell in front of the supreme court yes okay we'll be the judges well you guys already know that sorry bitches okay you guys know that um i have i'm an accidental brother fucker right yeah it's never been with intention i don't actually lust over siblings surprise but can i if abortion go ahead your sister's so hot i'm so attracted to her sorry i just wanted to say that can i also interject that a lot of like the really good porn videos happen to be under the category of like step siblings yes and it's like i try to like just pretend that wasn't the

label and watch it but then sometimes they'll say like you're my stepbrother i'm like ah but i just want to say i'm an i accidentally jerk off to that, and I didn't mean to. Thank you, Esther. That makes me feel a lot better. Nobody leaves you. He's like such horseshit. I've never seen a faker stupid as him. Sibling is not a hot to me.

You don't have a brother, okay? I have a twin brother. No, I'm just kidding. It happens. He's so cute. Well, I'm going to tell you this. You're not going to accidentally jerk off to this story. Okay.

you're not gonna accidentally jerk off to this story okay um when i was 19 um i hooked up with a boy who i then after we hooked up after we had been dating um and after it wasn't until after i got pregnant by him did his grandma find out and then sit us down and then say, yeah, you might wanna terminate that pregnancy because that baby is gonna have a tail because he might be your brother. So Supreme Court, I'm telling you, I would have had a little gargoyle with a tail. Supreme Court, really what we wanna say is

when a child is born named Kalilah, we need to separate her from all of her siblings because they are she's so hot she's literally so hot that you're doing it again you're doing it again wait she's not hot she's ugly so no she's just normal she's hideous she's just a person she's just a person she's not someone that even brothers lust after. I would have had to live a life like having to explain to my child with a tail why I- Why mommy's so much hotter than them? Why I chose to fuck my brother.

This is one of the worst cases to take to the Supreme Court. A tail? They're going to go, speaking of a tail, you're really weaving a tail here. The hell is this? I'm just saying the chances of, you know, in breeding are sometimes a little weird and off. Is that why you're worried about your eyes being farset? Because all your kids are going to be even more farset because they're going to be half

weird. Yes. And at 19, I was obviously a a dumb drunk so they would have had like for sure would have had some type of like fetal alcohol syndrome i would have taken you home if you were drunk i would have taken your sloppy ass i'm just fucking raped you oh that's so sweet annie not a pedophile i can admire the the story okay we have to call Esther hot and Kalilah ugly those are the rules Esther doesn't like it you guys anyone that tries to protect Esther we're giving her Esther exactly what she wants I know this bitch okay

but honestly Esther during the Tiger Belly live show when you mounted me and then here's what hurt my feelings can I tell you what hurt my feelings yeah tell me all about it I wasn't there I was in fucking West Nyack. Having a great time. She, I was like, Esther, like, are you okay to like kiss me?

You know, consent, all of that. And she was like, yeah, let's just cheat a kiss. Because she didn't have her tongue scraper. It's because I never want to be like, I don't want to make you uncomfortable. Me uncomfortable? I asked for the kiss and you rejected me i didn't know what you meant she fucks her siblings and yes i was impregnated by my brother this is what are abortions like in i can't imagine in the philippines abortion

you can you can't imagine what it's like now there's a coconut involved somehow there's so coconuts at your stomach you know know, it's so funny. They used to sell this very dangerous cocktail outside of a lot of churches in the Philippines. They were very cheap. It made women very, very sick and ill. And a lot of women eventually, like, would, if they survived, they would have, like, a lot of, like, ramifications to their reproductive system. But they would the irony is that it was always sold outside of churches it's like this little cocktail and you just had to know where to get them it was it's scary this is horrible it's like if you're a

horny lady and you want to fuck it's like the government wants to punish you and make you have a fucking child yeah why can't we just be sluts like like our mamas free the sluts guys i know but also is i feel like your life is written out like a porn fantasy yeah you would think that no i porn is really in the eye of the beholder isn't it i mean you're sick you You know what you are? You're the director of a porn. You're a porn director. You are.

Thank you. That's exactly what you are. You just gave me. Can you imagine if she click clacked her little nails on set and her little tiny body came in and was like, you, there, legs up, over your neck, do some squats. What's going on here? Pull the, you each pull one side of the labia. You go here.

Wait, I could really make like an amazing porn like it could come from inside of my heart why don't you just have your own you know they're spiegler you are obsessed with porn i'm not obsessed you have been obsessed with porn stars since i met you she's always like trying to befriend them in the creepiest way like leave them alone she's like i watch you every day they're like we don't need more of those okay i don't need more of those i have a question don't need more of those people. I have a question for you, Esther. When you befriend them, does it change the way you look at them? Because let's say, for instance, when I got pretty close to Asa Akira,

I could no longer watch anything that she was in, only because I'm like, that's my girl at her job. I can't even watch Dollface. Are you kidding me? If she ends up being a bad actress, then all of a sudden I have to be a good actress? I'd be like, wow. I always play myself, don't worry. There's no acting happening.

Oh, really? Right here there is. So before you became... What? Oh, that's not attractive. Sibling porn? No, it's not. But, oh, I would say that to answer your question, I at least take a break from watching their

videos if I know them. I need a break. Right. Okay, that makes sense so before you got to come back to it later so before you got to know brie olson you were just jerking off at her and then you became friends with her and then it slowed down something like that okay gotcha something like that oh my god look at her she doesn't reveal anything secret the secret bitch over here what's your bracelet balenciaga i bought the cheapest thing on the site it's so cute how much was it i think 250

oh i'll buy that that's so cute friendship bracelets yes we're gonna make trash tuesday friendship bracelets though yes sluggies can we model them after that yes we can i really like that that looks like a cheap production why don't we just copy all of the are we model them after that yes we can i really like that that looks like a cheap production why don't we just copy all of the are we allowed to say that out loud yeah why don't we just copy and rebrand all the model our stuff off of of our favorite designer stuff yeah hell yeah duh i would rather wear that than the design i was someone was reading the comments that was in my own head and someone made a really good point they're like don't get the louis vuitton uh chain because it's like cheap shitty metal they're like go to the jewelry district and fucking drop cash on like a nice yeah gold piece but a lot of times when those

metal ones they're less because i have very sensitive skin so certain types of metals do kind of cause more eczema on my oh. Oh, my neck has been green from this for two months. Where's that from? It's not a designer. It's like, but I didn't think it was fake. I don't know what it is. But I got my niece this like beautiful locket, matching ones. And it was so cute.

She loved it. My younger niece was like, my whole life I've wanted a locket. I'm like, you'll get one in four years. My whole life. That's so cute. She's like, I always wanted a locket. I'm like, you'll get one in four years. My whole life. That's so cute. She's like, I always wanted a locket. I'm like, you'll get yours.

Relax. But I got this for Reesey. And then it's like already turning me green. So now I'm like, I'm going to get a replacement locket. I know. It's sad because we like just started being able to afford jewelry. So we don't know like what turns you green and what doesn't. But I also don't want to like, it's weird with like the money situation because I am happy that I'm earning money.

I'm happy I get to buy these things. I feel like I'm going through like a superficial stage. I don't think this is gonna be my whole life. It's just like fun to finally be able to do this. But with my family, they don't want me to buy my 10 year old niece like a like thing over a thousand. No, they would never want me to buy my 10 year old niece like a like thing over a thousand they would never want that so it's like i have to make sure i'm getting them like a responsible gift that's not gonna be too much pressure to lose or yeah that doesn't matter so it's just weird but i was

like on are you garbage the podcast and i started to feel guilty i was like wait should i stop bragging about making money i'm like i think it's it's funny. I don't know. But whatever. And I was, we were talking about, and I was feeling like I was bragging too much. And I go, yeah, I put the down payment down for my family vacation. So I'm like, where is it? And I was like, the Poconos. And they just started laughing in my face. Like, we thought you were going somewhere like big.

And I'm like, oh. I've never heard of the Poconos. I bet it's fancy to me. It's like the mountains in Pennsylvania. That sounds fun. Yeah, it's fancy to me. It's like the mountains in Pennsylvania. That sounds fun. Yeah, it's going to be great. Yeah. To take a whole family outside of the United States is a big endeavor.

It looks really nice there. No, I'll do it. I'm hoping to be able to pay for everyone's college and stuff. I shouldn't say hoping. I'm going to pay for everyone's college. Speaking of family vacations, Carlos is in Cabo right now. He flew first class. Love it.

I'm like, must be nice, fucker. With his whole family? Yeah, they all met in Cabo right now. He flew first class. Love it. I'm like, must be nice, fucker. With his whole family? Yeah, they all met in Cabo. They do all have money, huh? I didn't know the doctors really made that much money. I thought that was kind of like fake. I think like surgeons. Yeah.

And you're... I do want them to make... I want them to be flying first class. Yeah. I want them to have... Their kids? You want their son? I mean mean just give

him something he needs we're all laughing at him he's not here that's great because we do it when he's here we do it when he's gone we treat him the same when he's here as when he's gone being able to bash carlos is such a freedom and a joy and i want to just thank all the listeners for getting it and understanding oh i want to thank cockroaches for really blowing my mind beyond like, I'm already so terrified of them. And then I learned this one fact is Soce Bacon texted me. Oh, article about cockroaches. And what we found out was not only have they evolved to have two penises for more effective copulation. So they're called cocksroaches now.

Cocksroaches. Oh my God. Sorry guys, I'll stop interrupting and then you won't get those jokes. But they have sex for 90 minutes. It's my nightmare. That hurts. Just hearing it hurts. Wrap it up. um dave chapeau sketch i wrap it up um so all the more reason why i think that um i'll forever be terrified of them because you're

afraid they'll fuck you for 90 minutes i mean and then tell you they're a brother then all of a sudden you find out you're half cockroach i I mean, is there a freaking study out there? Like, you know, we're like, oh, yeah, certain mammals have sex for pleasure. Have we even measured whether or not insects or cockroaches have sex for pleasure? Because 90 minutes seems like they're really enjoying it. That's a whole lot of foreplay. So we shouldn't have eaten them? Right.

What's the perfect, like, number of minutes for sex? Nine. Max. 15 to 20 really if i'm really into it but it's like i thought it's like i think like 11 to 14 minutes but don't you like that it's so low what do you mean like don't you like that we're not like an hour but i did i had a boyfriend where we we like i don't know what happened honestly it was weird but it was like fell asleep woke up it was like cool i guess that that is good so like if you're not chasing the orgasm and you're just like hey let's fuck just to fuck and like be close like a thing and then you stop without pressure to be like did i make you calm did i not you just sort of like and then you get back to it later talk about that and it's a whole

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Todd, we love you. I had to bag a couple frogs before I had my prints. But anyway, so there was this Australian guy that came in to – in Brooklyn. We were at the same coffee shop. We were in line. He was like tall and hot. And we just were flirting in line or whatever. And I was just like, my move was always to just be like,

you're so hot. Look at you. And he's like, ooh, you're hot. And then we went to this Afropunk festival together. Seton Smith was performing. So I got to be like, that's my friend up there. I get to look cool. But so his deal was that he was on a hall pass.

He was getting married. He was an Australian musician. He was 23. I was like 27, I think. His wife or his fiance at the time was 32 or something, a little bit older than him. But she had kind of like snagged this hot like, you know, guy who was like touring and could probably get all the pussy and stuff like that. But he really loved her. And she was like, i really want to get married and have kids i don't

want to like wait around so you have to decide what you want why don't you go to america and like do your thing and then come up with your we'll meet up in mexico like they met up in brooklyn they went to mexico and then they made their decision or whatever so he's like telling me all this and i was like oh well allow me to be your pussy Sherpa, my friend. And so we like we hung out like I wasn't sure it was going to go down or whatever. But we just really clicked. We just really got along. We had such a good time.

He was so like cool and respectful and interesting and fun. Like he was just a great guy. And so we ended up hooking up. But we banged for like so long and then i was like i was like did you come like i started to feel so insecure about like did he come or not and then i never asked him um i think he did or maybe i did i was like no i came already and then i kept fucking you is that a thing guys do yeah some guys 23 fuck yeah so he just kept going and then but kept fucking you. Is that a thing guys do? Yeah. Some guys. 23? Fuck yeah. Hell yeah.

So he just kept going and then, but I was like, in my head the whole time, like, oh my God. And then he, and then we went out and he came to one of my shows.

I was doing a show in Brooklyn. Oh, so there was a real connection. We were friends. It was like, cool. We really liked each other. But so that, and then, and he was kind of talking to this girl

and I was like, full permission, obviously, you're under, whatever you want to this girl and i was like full permission obviously you're on your hall pat whatever you want to do and he's like no i want to hang out with you and i don't even think we banged like we just hung out and then um years later and then he so like a couple years later he dm'd me because then he was like oh my girlfriend's coming like sorry we can't like hang out anymore i was like awesome fine thank you fun time he dm'd me like a couple years later and was like hey i just want to let

you know like i we did decide to get married and and um we had a kid and i was like did you name it after me and um and then he was like but i just really wanted to like let you know i just like loved meeting you he's like i loved meeting you it wasn't sexual which keeps making me think he didn't come he's actually i'm like oh nobody was like i just like loved hanging out it was so cool he's like that was so fun so like that's such a positive story yeah it was cute i really like that you know it it kind of makes me think of this dating advice that i got from one of the fancy rich moms i babysat for in beverly hills where when i was having it's a lesson that i learned that i now

i know and have grasped but i wish i would have taken it in earlier in my 20s where she was like you have to keep the guy on a long leash like let them go like and because i don't know i just it made me think of that when he said he was talking to another girl and even the woman he ended up marrying she was like go like you i clinged so hard and so tight to every fucking guy that i talked to like up until probably like literally 10 years ago such a liar no i know 10 years into dating dave but like the long leash it works like you go go have fun go do your thing like that will make them come back but the issue i think i think the reason it worked in this situation well it didn't he didn't come i mean

married another woman but i wasn't there was no expectations it was like it was i've had a couple i had one guy that i hooked up with and i had we had no like it was just gonna be like uh like an affair type thing like not like nobody was dating anyone but it was just like when you really go in and you're like i promise you that this is not this nobody was dating anyone, but it was just like when you really go in and you're like, I promise you that this is not, this is just about like, I like you. I want to get to know you,

but I'm not like really looking for anything now. That is like the most powerful, fun time. But when I like want someone to be my boyfriend, I have trouble being like, if I'm saying you have a long leash, I'm lying. And then I'm like still like nervous.

Especially at that age because I was not securely attached at all. Like I wanted to be the very best in his eyes. I wanted to be the one that really like, you know, I wanted to be everything. A sister, a lover, a cousin, an aunt. But I, this girl on TikTok all my references

look at my nose it's a button nose I love the TikTok TikTok is amazing it's the future but basically she said something that really hit home for me which was people who are not securely attached

are actually the most emotionally unavailable. Because I'm like so desperate when I like someone. It's just like, I'll do anything to make it work. I don't know. That she takes it away. And that's how I've been. I have peddled to the metal, this fear of like, I always rush to commitment

because I'm so afraid of having these big feelings without reciprocation that I need it immediately. And I've never learned to like slow down. I've never learned to date someone for months.

It's always been like, and thankfully Bobby was very similar. You know, he was just like, all right, you're my girlfriend. I'm like, okay, good. Like it worked out, right? Well, yeah, because i also do a thing where it's like i need the guy to tell me what's like do you like me or not like i need to know right away but i don't even know

yet like i don't know if i like them oh right but like i'll like i've been i mean there was that one guy i mean one guy where it was like i would this was not my person i mean it was like there was guys that i was in like toxic things with where it was like okay maybe was not my person. I mean, it was like, there was guys that I was in like toxic things with where it was like, okay, maybe this is my person. We're like, we have some similarities. Throwing dishes, we're like Trump. But it was like, there was one guy where it was like, I didn't even, I was like, I don't even think you're like my guy.

But I was like, you must tell me you like me. You must tell me. Like, I just needed it so bad. For me, I feel like Dave and I were almost in such different relationships. Like, he was slowly dating me. And I, in my head, was like, we're married. We're married. Thankfully, like, I slowly learned to, like.

Your fake engagement. Is that what you're talking about? You fucking tricked him into getting engaged. I have no interest in getting married. Well, no. It's like I was literally from day one desperate to get engaged to him. I fucking tricked him into getting engaged I have no interest in getting married well no that it's like I was literally from day one desperate to get engaged to him desperate from year one to year six like it's all I thought I wanted it so badly that once I got it I was almost like oh I can breathe breathe and enjoy this you were anxious that he might leave you right

and then so once the ring's on you're like there we go that's exactly like i trusted the ring like for some whatever it is like that was enough for me he was always into you too it's so funny i know he was always so into you i know and i know and he would always say things to me like we will do those things but it it just went in one ear not the other because I was so anxiously attached. I actually read a comment that really was interesting and I want to tell you guys about it. So last week I said that I maybe wouldn't want to have sex with a guy who had hooked up with a lot of girls because like he won't appreciate it and someone commented well that's like you always say that guys slut shame girls for hooking up with a lot of guys like why you're kind of doing the same thing to guys and it really had me thinking like are they right am i right and i just want like what do you guys think of that is that is it slut shaming to not want to be with a guy who's hooked up with a lot of girls

or it like is that hypocritical because i feel like it is but it also isn't but if you're not a fuck girl and why would you fuck a fuck boy do you know what i mean like were you looking to just bang someone no this isn't based on a specific it's like is it okay for me to judge guys who fucked up with a lot of girls but also i guess not i mean what are your reasons though what are they depends on the reasons if you're like i can tell you from someone who is with bobby he's been with hundreds and hundreds and countless of women and he um my He, my biggest fear in all of that was, what am I getting here? Like, I'm rolling the dice on STDs and things like that.

So I was very careful about making sure that, you know, there was testing and all of that. But that's my biggest fear because I have a big fear of sexually transmitted diseases because that's somehow, like, you know,t kreischer was talking about that's a ocd thing he has in his head that's something that i obsess about a lot i feel like everyone does though don't you right obsesses about dude i'm like not at all because i have

some some some friends who really just like raw dog with absolute abandon and they're just like who cares oh my god antibiotics whatever like they really are okay without it um i've i i have that weird compulsion and obsession it does not leave my head so that would be my reason to give me pause but it actually it uh it makes me feel better to know that they have absolutely drained their balls to the point where i'm like you've had it all and now we're in a relationship you're never gonna you're never gonna be like you know what i have i wonder about having sex with this person this person i'm like no you've fucked 400 people can we just say no can i say no you know that's an interesting i haven't thought about that perspective because when i had originally

said what i said it was more like i never wanted to hook up with guys who had been with a lot of women if i knew they had because then i wouldn't feel special about you yeah it's like not about you're not like you didn't mean to be judging them you were more like it's not it's not my preference but esther isn't it more of a compliment to know that a man has been with a thousand women and somehow he's chosen you but she just means to bang right i don't know what i mean but that is like i'm interested in that perspective i don't know that's how i see it at least like oh wow i like that you chose my pussy out of the plethora of pussy the standard pussy yeah the very standard average pussy i just

think yeah i always i'm like kind of sad if i date a guy and he's not like he wasn't as sexually active as me I'm always like oh I wanted to be match I'm a twin I'm pretty much with you and wear the same track suits and have the same track record I find it hot when dudes when if I I don't know what's wrong with me maybe it's come I'm kind of a cuck in that way I like listening to um dudes that I like talk about exes and it kind of this is fire in my chest and it burns a little and I get that yeah it like makes me a little hot like there's a little jealousy competition thing but also to that comment which I'm I'm appreciative of it because it at least got me thinking but traditionally society slut shames women and they don't do it to men yeah men are like so i'm kind of like okay with being like let's not slut shame men and it's okay that i don't and that's let's

not slut shame women and also that doesn't mean that i have to like guys but also you're not wrong because men don't feel shame about banging a whole lot of women is there even a way to slut shame a man no this whole patriarchy doesn't allow for him to feel shame really i don't know it's like there's case by case there's got to be well write us write us if you're a guy who's ever felt shamed for being with a lot of women will you like write one of us and tell us your experience i have a guy that i'm friends with who i do comedy with and he um does not try snitching on anyone i promise i promise but um he um used to get a lot of like if you ask people like at

the comedy star like who got the most back in the day they always say him but now he's literally he's engaged he's like it's done annie i'm done i'm so happy to be done with that part of my life i'm in love i can't wait to just get married i have so many guy friends who are not they sleep around but they're not happy about it it's like filling a void i'm telling you it's that thing of not getting banged in high school yeah where it's like they feel like they have to like they don't want to like be like like ungrateful to the pussy they're now getting well sex addiction addiction is a real yeah it's sad i don't think they feel like full in the end or like happy in the end they're chasing a high it's very dark and and so i think i think there should be grace on that and i think that you know we just don't know what people are thinking i was thinking that when

i was watching the card the new kardashians season um when they're talking about tristan thompson and how like how could he do this and all the stuff and in my head i'm like the man has a problem yeah he's i bet he doesn't want to do that he's addicted he can't help himself like that's not an excuse but but like yeah i feel like with athletes and people that are like in the, a lot of those guys are just, they're also like, they're just getting pussy thrown at them too. Yeah, I think like about Michael Jackson and like he's like the person I think of as like a victim of like. Fahim was on Tiger Belly this past week and we talked a lot about Michael Jackson. tiger belly this past week and we talked a lot about michael jackson and i think what you what you're about to say is exactly what i said which is you understand why someone like that who was raised like that would eventually desire the company of a child in his bed because he was in

an arrested development he was never allowed to grow up. Everything had been done for him, served hand and foot. It's like, of course, he was warped. His entire world was warped. You can wrap your head around the idea that someone like that allegedly could be a pedophile. Well, there are pedophiles who try to not be pedophiles. You know, there are pedophiles that are victims of being this thing who like get their balls cut off and go live in woods where there are no kids. Like there are people that try their hardest to not pray. So it's like, I don't wanna be like completely

have no compassion for pedophiles because obviously there are ones that are just like cursed with this thing or things were done to them. But it is just, it is a fucked up thing when your thing hurts other people, it's not okay. Look, having my dog Julioio who is a full-blown psychopath has really taught me um to um have compassion for everyone and anyone no matter how depraved they are only because it's like not compassion like i excuse their behavior but it's

almost like a a fuck like whatever led them there was probably not good yeah in the case of julio he was born without a mother i mean um as an orphan without siblings and likely with a fucked up brain because he didn't have the nutrients he needed as a newborn and i look at him and he cannot help himself when i see him start to kind of get a little bit like aggressive i can see that he keeps looking at me for reassurance but he goes ahead and bites anyways baby and it's like he cannot help who he is and it is so fucked up and the bites hurt and i cry and i it's it's a very hard thing to love Julio. But I understand Julio. And I think that, you know, not to say it's like, oh, we have compassion for psychopaths that murder people or do all of these things.

But it's more of an understanding. Yeah. All right. You were built very different than me. Yeah. I had when my teacher, when I had the thing happen with my teacher and he was like he spent his one night in jail prison for years um you jizzed me into a prison hard to get out of but i turned it around um his wife called me threatening me screaming at me all this stuff then her next tactic was to call he was married yeah no she was there oh they were grooming us

the whole they had us all going over to their house, buying us weed and alcohol and stuff, getting naked with us. Yeah. I was in a whole scandal. Oh, God. And it didn't blow up because what I realized is when you're a kid,

people tell you that they want you to tell the truth. And what I've learned more and more in my life, which I'm trying to be okay with and not judge it, people do not want you to tell the truth. People want you to do the thing that's the easiest for everyone to move forward that doesn't make people feel uncomfortable. And I'm coming to terms with that in my life now where it's like, what's worth it? What's not?

But it's like in that situation, I'm very proud of what I did because I do think I stopped him from preying on other people. It's just a weird time. It's a weird time with the Ro It's just, it's just a weird time. It's a weird time with the Rovers is weird. It's just a weird time. It's like, what, you know, kind of like picking my battles. And I did realize in the end, people did not want that my parents like signed a plea deal. Like, I mean, it's just like, this guy got off with nothing for what he did. And I guess like, whatever, that's, if I had had been older I could have like gone further with it but that's okay whatever oh my god we love the new liquid death flavors I love lime

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I don't know. It's weird. It's like, I don't, you know, it's it's like but also are we getting in trouble when we say things is there an actual trouble is it just people's like interpretations of what we're saying and stuff is there an actual trouble is it like do you know what i mean i don't want to speak too specifically about things because it's just like i think what you said is right it's a weird time it's like i sit here and we have these honest conversations and I'm like, who's going to be mad that they take this out of context

and what do they think? Or like, even just the episode that came out last week, there were so many DMs to the Trash Tuesday Instagram that I heard about that were like, you didn't talk about Roe v. Wade. And it's like, why are you jumping down our throats for thinking that we don't, like, how, you must not have ever listened to this show

if you think because one episode came out and we didn't talk about something current because it was recorded before, like, you're just attacking us for that? Like, what do you think we think about abortion? Also, the thing is that, though we, like, love you guys and we're here to entertain you and to

like have this open discussion with you guys we're not here living for you we are ourselves we are here like having our day doing what we want to do and hoping that that is that's my like i hope that you see that we're doing that and doing living fearlessly and just saying our shit and that you can be inspired by that, you are not different from a man telling me to stop saying something. You are not different.

If you're telling me I have to speak out on something, you're not different from a guy telling me I have to stop speaking about something. Yes. It's the same thing.

Yes. But it's my job to not take that on and to know that those people are just having their reaction to Roe versus Wade. They're having their own feelings about it

and their way of feeling like they're doing something is yelling at celebrities. Hey girls, thanks for thinking that you can control us because we're celebs. But you know, it is like, it's our job to not like take, they're just going through their feelings and it's fine.

Yeah. Okay. I like that. It's like, and we, we fucking prerecord guys. You saw us kill rayliota we probably made roe versus wayne happen i made a joke and i fucking probably made it

happen you know why i think you're correct is because in that episode esther's like abortion's not illegal yet and then the next day roe v wade it's my fault we're witches we did it again it's fun to be powerful even if it's for negative negative consequences there's some deaths we saved some babies lives and we killed one man okay but yeah i don't know yeah you know i know that um that's part of the sport we play is you know giving a lot of our personal lives up for consumption that's the bed we made we lay on it right there are some perks to that we lay there we really do just lay there too we we just lay like princesses yeah so like you know for me having done tiger belly for

so long i i do know the bed I made. For so many years, I overshared and I said all of these things. And Bobby and I put our relationship out there for consumption. But I think that what people sometimes don't, where I feel like sometimes a little trapped is we're not allowed to grow and change our mind about things. What you thought of me when I was 29 years old and talking on DVD ASA or an episode three of Tiger Belly is just not who I am anymore. And I guess all of this to say, like, there are some things that I really like want to get off my chest. I had committed to not saying any more than what's already been said in regards to my relationship with Bobby,

just because it is scary to put your stuff out there. I know that now. I know that I am not as charming or as likable or as funny as Bobby. And people really rally behind a very lovable, because he is, he comes off as, and that's not, he doesn't come off that way. He is that way. Like he's, I love him to death in the same way that you guys love him.

I love him too. But there's this story that is so twisted and warped and so wrong that's being said about me that I just really want to clarify if that's okay. Yeah. Bobby and I on H3 went and we talked about being in an open relationship. But the way we explained it was so poor because we were so it was number one, it was a live show. Number number two we didn't even know that we had to even say it in that moment or talk about and then we went on tiger belly and again we explained it poorly because i wasn't present he said you know it just it was poorly explained

and there's this idea that i was the one who asked for an open relationship. But the truth is, and you guys know this, I am not the one who asked for an open relationship. And that's a fucking fact. I am not the person who instigated, initiated, even thought of that as a realm of fucking possibility for my relationship the truth of that is Bobby was I intercepted something alluding to Bobby and another woman in Hawaii and that is even how the conversation ended up to having an open relationship i didn't instigate it i didn't start it i didn't cheat bobby can corroborate this story we could probably talk about it in a different time in a clearer way when things aren't so like high pressure on

live h3 um i didn't do that i simply didn't fucking do that and if we did move into that space of an open relationship just because you know about what i did doesn't mean that bobby didn't go ahead and do what he did with whoever he did i just chose to not know. He chose to ask me that information. I gave him, openly said, this is what I've done. I chose, I opted out of knowing that information. It doesn't mean that he didn't take advantage of being in an open relationship as well. And I am so just, like, that shit hurts me, you guys, because I feel like here I have this mic, but I can't even like tell you my truth because I feel like that truth is going to be twisted somehow.

And I understand that you guys want a villain in the story and it makes life easier to understand when you have bad guy, good guy. life easier to understand when you have bad guy, good guy. And I understand that I have made a lot of mistakes in the last eight years of my relationship with Bobby. I'm complicit in that. But there are two people here. There really are. We have loved each other extensively and deeply, but we have also fucked each other up in a lot of ways and i'm exhausted i know like it's so annoying it frustrates me almost hearing you say this because like i just feel like i am so convinced that no one is gonna listen like because there's so many comments, like, saying these things about you. And it's like, do they even care to hear the truth?

It's so, I have to, like, resist writing people. I want to, like, write people back and be like, that's not what fucking happened. And also, this all stemmed from us trying to tell, like, a thing that we experienced. Do you know what I mean? And then it turned into this whole thing. And then it's like... It's so easy to be like the cheating whore i know and like poor bobby this innocent

little thing where it's like bobby doesn't need you to think he's an innocent little thing he's a 50 year old fucking man okay he's a grown ass successful fucking man he was on mad tv you fucking idiots like he was on shit when you were fucking two years old. So stop. Like it's like infantilizing him. It's like making him this tiny little thing. And it's like, look, people get hurt. We all have been like

in a weird, stressful fucking situation. No. And it's like Kalilah is getting this hit that is like crazy. It's crazy. And it's like we shouldn't

care about comments. We shouldn't care about that. But what the fuck? What the fuck? I said, you know, we made our bed. We started this whole journey oversharing. And I am, you know, I'd like a little bit of my life back, I think. And I think that no matter like where I go or him and I,

wherever we go, the love is permanent. We never grew apart. We grew even closer. But in what capacity we choose to move forward in this life together, whether it's a couple, whether it's just close family, whether it's a business partner, I just don't think that I want to give so much of that away anymore

because I do love him. And for once in my life like I want to protect what we have which I wasn't doing for a very long time I realized that now I gave so much away I wasn't protecting we weren't protecting what we had we were giving it up for people to consume but um yeah I'm fucked up over it well also it's like i feel like you're in this position where it's like you at least a position perceived because i guess we're all like listening to outside sources or whatever but it's like you feel like you have to like defend yourself all the time and it's like even the reason you came out with it on h3 is because

you felt like you were being threatened and you had to like come out with it you know and then it's like you come out with it and then you're like attacked even more and it's just like what are we supposed to do here it's almost like is there a fucking gender war really guys yeah is that really happening because not on this show no not on this show yeah there's not on this show and i you know we've met all the people there it's like we have boy slugs, girl slugs. I read the comments last week. Our last week's comments were really good. They really were.

Thank you. Oh, Pete, good timing with the banana. Thank you. You know what I love about you, Pete? Yeah. There's a third person here he says he wasn't molested but you were molested i think something happened in your childhood pd i gotta think about it maybe what a what a privilege he's got to think about it give a jaw thing no okay you're fine It's better just not to remember. Do boys have thyroids?

They have thyroids. They do have thyroids. They're onroids. Oh, should I call Carlos? Oh, yeah, let's call Carlos. Let's interrupt his vacation. Carlos can never be mad at us for calling him gay every day. We include him in everything.

He knows what we're doing. No, we don't care. Carlos doesn't get a vacation. He blocked my number. Esther flies to Mexico. Esther flies to Mexico. I will show up and ask him to tie my shoe. Los.

How is... Hi, sir. Oh, you paused. What's going on? Carlos, how is your first class Mexican vacation? It's good. I'm eating tacos in my room right now. You better not be eating the tortilla.

Of course not. Of course not. He's just eating the meat out, guys. Carlos gets it. Carlos gets it. He would not have eaten that cupcake either. Carlos, how was first class? What flight was it? What airline? It was Alaska, Burbank, to Cabo, and I had overnight oats. And everyone around me had sausage, like biscuit breakfast sandwiches. And I was like, hell no. No, no, no. That's why they're getting two first

class seats right and you're only getting one wait you grew out of Burbank you little bitch Burbank's the best I live so close to LAX though don't stalk me I live in the terminal guys how's the episode

going did you talk about Roe v Wade yet we got kind of intense at times we cried all three of us cried we actually all cried because we miss you i'm gone and you're crying yeah i choked it back a little though i was like don't let them see it. How's your nephew? He's super cute. He's cool. And he's getting all the attention, which is a little annoying. I hate that.

I hate that. Are you used to having Esther get all the attention, your other little nephew? All right, well, we'll let you enjoy. America's little nephew, Esther. All right, I miss you girls. Bye, we miss you we miss you too without four girls i think next time you and bobby open your relationship you should both only be allowed to fuck carlos i think that's what i'm your new therapist

if we were artists like we're putting our art is like talking in these conversations and putting these things out like you don't really get to have a say and help people interpret your art once it's out there so it's like maybe we do just need to really detach from and it sucks we don't want like we like i do i swear reading the comments is like i want to like see what you guys think and get a take but it's like maybe we do just have to completely detach and just like i think it for me it goes in flow you know it flows like sometimes i have to completely detach from things rumors and comments and reddits and and then sometimes i'm like oh i'm feeling really secure and i can dig around and find oh that's interesting you know i think like it'll just like

everything in life like it's always going to be up and down and change and flow well Bobby funny enough gave me the best advice in all of this because I was like I feel like I can't even Bobby I can't even speak my truth I can't even like say what I want to say in all of this and he was like the more they speculate the better for everyone and i'm like it doesn't feel that way it doesn't feel that way he was like kalilah he's like just it none of it matters it matters that we continue to podcast every week side by side that we love each other that we're kind to each other that we're not abusive to each other he's like we have our truth whatever truth that everyone comes up with outside of here he's like it doesn't matter it's click click click

click click speculate write that shitty comment of yours write that shitty comment but it's like no matter what they you still take up real estate in their mind and that ultimately he's like that's the biggest win he's like you could clarify the truth if you want he's like but it's not necessary it's also he's he also assured me it wasn't gonna stop the hate and he's right it's not gonna i mean i'm doing it just because i just need to get it off my chest maybe we could take some of it more to us but but you know what he's he's right he's right but he's operating in like i'm a businessman yeah well that's like superstar level like how do you think fucking chris jenner talks to her daughters it's like that like and i i appreciate and like that like that is

like you say we did make this bed we have this show we put our lives out there the show is very popular more popular than maybe we would have thought um and and growing yeah and like so when i do have like those little moments and there's a do moi and there's a this and a that about me and anyone that i love and care about who are real people um we're all real people we wake up every morning whatever like um we drink our coffee We wake up every morning, whatever. Like, we drink our coffee. I just have to go, like, Kim Kardashian, everybody hates. There's probably moments where she feels like everyone hates her. But she still wakes up.

She goes to her Skims meeting and, like, kisses her kids and eats dinner and has a great fucking life. And, like, that's, if she can do it, it i can handle these the little bits that we have to deal with yeah it's like right like what because what else what else are we gonna do what are we gonna stop being ourselves to like appease people we've never met yeah and and if you think about it right you hear an hour of us talking 24 times 7 is what annie i won't ask you but that's how many esther's blinking trying to figure it out 168 what is that 24 times 7 168 so did you do that in your head it's you out of 168 hours that we live weekly out of here you're judging us for one hour in a room together like you don't know what we do like really at the end of the day you don't really know who we are you know the worst parts of us because we throw it on the screen for you you know the things that have hurt us along the way

you know the people that we love kind of sort of but do you really know todd do you really know how well he takes care of annie outside of what she's already said or like you know like what what that looks like you know what what Bobby and I what it feels like to sit and watch like a shitty baking show with Bobby like you don't know that that's 167 hours unaccounted for that you will never know us in that way you know there's an elephant in the room that we haven't even addressed which is that i'm wearing skims all the people who fucking get it yes no i was people who we meet on the road who we run into at the coffee shop who fucking get it all the positive comments like the there are like we also more than the bad there's way more good because i was thinking about the comment reading i was like what am i doing here what is

this coming from this is obviously not like like why am i like because todd's like you'll go until you get a negative one like you'll get all these like positive ones and then you like want this like hit of like dopamine of like pain of feeling like you know a victim or feeling like someone doesn't get you or whatever and i was thinking i was like no why you know i have this story in my head where it's like no i'm going there to like see what people think and make sure but it's not because if i'm going there for the compliments i get them in person the shows are fucking amazing i can promise you if you come to my show you're gonna laugh your ass off the entire hour you're gonna love my openers you going to wait in a meet and greet line.

I'm going to talk to you. We're going to have a fucking amazing conversation if you want to wait. And if you want to buy a shirt, I'm going to sign it. We're going to have a personal, we're going to have like our own inside. Like I'm meeting these people, connecting with them. It's so fun. It's so cool. They fucking love you guys.

It's like, it's all good vibes. It's never bad. Yeah. So it's like, if you want to see the good part of like, it's all good vibes. It's never bad. Yeah. So it's like, if you want to see the good part of this, come see our fucking shows. Like, come see us. We're going to get this bitch on the road. I promise. Tell your friends about the show.

Like, yeah. It's so, it's so fun. It's like amazing. It's really cool what this show has done. And I do think that, like, I think that boy and girl slugs are going to fucking change the world. I know that sounds so dramatic but i really do i think that like it's amazing that guys are sitting here listening to us blah blah blah yeah it's awesome if you're a guy listening a demographic um breakdown

of this show is half female half male it's amazing we it's a dream cool like who else can say that like yeah i i think it's so awesome and i'm so proud of this show i you know what i noticed this is so cheesy but like this morning i was looking at everybody's instagrams and we all have tagged in our instagram bios trash tuesday and i'm like we're all so proud of this yeah like we created this the there's nothing of this is anything but the three of us like this is our baby our brain child like i don't know there's so much positive too and it sucks that there's this negative thing happening but that's also okay right we're still here we're so fucking happy that you found us and we found you like yeah and also if it's a little price to pay to be like three women

who are just kind of being ourselves then that's the price we pay yeah you know oh well we can take it to keep doing it it's like what are we gonna do not be ourselves right that and i really love on the road i'm sure you get the slot too where the couples will come up and they'll be like the girl will be like he got me into it it's like yes motherfuckers yes it's a lot of like oh so my boyfriend always listened to podcasts and then this one came out and he was like you need to know this one because it's girls like and then and then i then she became a podcast fan like that's the other thing and this goes for mostly with stand-up but i think podcast too like it is a predominantly male yeah driven field like i'm predominantly male as well so it works like

stand-up was a most mostly guys podcasting mostly guys so i'm we are acquiring listeners who have never listened to podcasts before and i think that's like part of the mission that we always talk about it's like we're i don't know we're just like creating this for women yeah but also for guys but we're like so excited that guys are and it's i'll see like groups of women like there were these three australian women at the comedy store and i was like come to my podcast come to me like follow this and they all like got their phones and i was like we made this for you like you're gonna love it like to just know that people are gonna like it it's just so i love your man on the street one-on-one marketing like i just see i'm like you're gonna have this will yes join us it's true follow us anyways you guys that got real um serious but thank you guys for

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