Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Christmas Gets Competitive w/ Rudy Jules & Jenna Jiménez

Episode Date: December 24, 2024

It’s a Trash Family Christmas Extravaganza! Momma Esther, Poppa Khalyla, Baby Jules &  Kooky Aunt Jenna are in the stu to help ya’ll get festive. The gals get real about problematic ex’s with red flags the size of China & Celebrate Jenna’s Birthday by gifting her the most Jenna coded gift of all time. We end the eppy quizzing the four on their Christmas prowess —> Khalyla gets weirdly competitive, Esther doesn’t,  Stella messes up the score & the rules, and Jenna & Jules fit right in like a couple of snug, holiday glooooves. Happy Holidays to all that celebrate, slugaroos! ______________________________________________________________________ PLEASE show your love and Like & Subscribe to Our Channel: https://www.youtube.com/@TrashTuesday   Esther's Solo Pod:  https://esthersgrouptherapy.substack.com/ Visit Ebb Ocean Club & Holiday Shop:  https://www.ebboceanclub.com/ for Khalyla’s reef safe and biodegradable hair products! ______________________________________________________________________ More Rudy Jules: IG: https://www.instagram.com/rudyjuless/ Bad Friends Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@BadFriends Tigerbelly Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@TigerBelly More Jenna Jiménez: https://www.instagram.com/jennajewmenez/ Jenna’s Co. Bytiajenna  https://www.bytiajenna.com   Chapters: 00:00 Weird Ex but OK 16:30 Are We Into Cuddling? 24:30 Celebrating Jenna Appropriately 31:30 How Competitive is this Group? 34:50 Giving a Partner Sh** 38:50 Dogs & Teeth & Dog Teeth 46:55 Christmas Competition Extravaganza!  ______________________________________________________________________ FOLLOW TRASH ON SOCIALS:  Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstrashtuesday Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@itstrashtuesday MORE ESTHER: Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@esthermonster Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster MORE KHALYLA: Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/khalamityk Tigerbelly Podcast: https://www.youtube.com/@TigerBelly MORE JENNA: Instagram:  https://www.instagram.com/jennajewmenez/ Jenna’s Co. Bytiajenna: https://www.bytiajenna.com PRODUCTION: Production Team: Tiny Legends, LLC:  https://www.instagram.com/tinylegends.prod/ Stella Young: https://www.instagram.com/estellayoung/ Guy Robinson: https://www.instagram.com/grobfps/ Ariel Moreno: https://www.instagram.com/jade.rabbit.cce/ Edited By: Case Blackwell:  https://www.instagram.com/caseblackwell/

What did the reindeer not let Rudolph do because of his shiny red nose? Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever let How bad wouldn't let him play you game. You used to laugh and play. We got it, we got it. Yeah. Sorry, we were too hyped there. Follow the other way. You said play.

What is it? Laugh and play. Laugh and play. Oh. We sang the song at the same- I thought it was Join in any reindeer games. They never let

Rudolph. Rudolph. Oh. Join in any reindeer games. Oh, so yes! Esther got it, Esther got it. Damn it. We were wrong. Sorry. Damn it. We were wrong and we screamed that loud.

How embarrassing for us. Hi, slugs. I am back on the road and I'm going to be in Vancouver, February 15th at the JFL Festival. I will be in San Francisco one night only, February 16th and then March 21st and 22nd. I'll be in Chicago and I can't wait and you can get tickets the link below I will be at the Den Theater in Chicago I'll see you guys soon. Hey slugs are you stinky? Of course you are we all are. Well I have a cure my handmade homemade deodorant called Pit Stop. It is by Tia Jenna.

And you can go to by Tia Jenna dot com to get it. That's B Y T I A J E N N A dot com. Or go to my Instagram and all the information is there. It's the only thing that works. Astro uses it, Kali uses it and you about to. Do you remember there's a guy you dated where I was like, ew, this is like a mirror self. Like, ew, that was, this is like Esther.

What? My bells is not reflecting what's running through my body right now. You don't even know the worst of it. Jenna? The worst of it is that I've dated other people who are worse than that. She dated a guy. I'm not gonna say his name. I won't say his name, we can cut it. No, Kailyla.

I won't say it, I mean, I won't say his name. Don't even mouth, because even with your bells, people will be able to tell. I won't mouth it. But who literally faked his own death. What? It is true because someone wrote to me in Chicago and was like, I'm so sorry, Jenna.

And I was like, first off, this was 13 years ago, but he faked his own death like last year, this year. It was last year. How do, tell me everything. I don't know because I didn't look it up. I'm like, okay, he must not be well. I looked it up for her. I'm just supporting, hope that he's well.

So you know, I'm unwell. So I had to do all the digging. Thank you. I, she was so upset. So I had to do all the digging. Thank you. She was so upset with me that I had done all the digging and I gave her basically a 16 page thesis, like a breakdown of what he had done. Yeah, like a full, like, here you go. Here's everything you need to know. I was like, why would you tell me this?

Like, I haven't thought about him, talked about him in so long and now I feel upset. How do you feel that he's also gay? Is that true? That makes me happy. That would make me happy, but what doesn't make me happy is that he's apparently, cause Kaila found some more information on him last week

and sent it to me. Is his name, Jesse Smollett? No. Close-ish. Wait, what's the new information? I'm so confused. I just was like, this guy's gym shirtless selfies are embarrassing.

Why are you dating this person? Tell us everything now. All I do is dig up information about him. Every now and the thing that's crazy about the way Kalyla does it is that she acts like she stumbled upon it. No, no, no. She's just is that she acts like she stumbled upon it. No, no, no.

She's just like, she'll send me this, oh. And she won't say anything. She'll just send it and go like, she'll say something and goes like, happy birthday or like, hey, hope you're doing well today. And then I open it unbeknownst, unbeknownst and unannounced. And it's this, basically, why are we talking about this? Basically, the reason I don't wanna talk about it

is because I don't want to give him or her attention. They won't know. That's everything you need to know. Him or her? That's actually the good part about it. Yeah, I would be happy if he were trans. It's that he's acting, he's putting women's clothing on

and has, Kalyla has shown me about 300 videos now, that, and he has a huge following, and he dresses up in women's clothing but then hates on the trans community. His whole schtick is pretending that he's mocking. Yeah, why don't you tell us? Because you seem to be like. Yeah, seriously, step forward, pro.

Yeah, I mean, you're the one who's been doing the research. Listen, guys, let me break it down for you. So basically. I'm going to go to sleep in the meantime. Basically he has a whole page dedicated to mocking the trans community, but in doing so is actually dressing up as a woman. This is the craziest thing I've ever heard. And then parodying.

Oh, it's crazy. His whole page is a parody of what he thinks trans people do and how they act in support of the other right wing, like conservatism and their view on the dress. I've never heard of this. He was not right wing when we dated. I think he went off the rocker when we stopped dating

because he was upset. I will say the same thing about one of my exes too. Oh, yeah. He was not right wing when I dated him. You have a similar story. We all have an ex who turned right wing, and it was not our fault. And who's taken it to the internet.

But not only is he just on there in his what he thinks is women's clothing, he's getting his nails done. You're stopping right now. Makeup. Going all out. He is. Full down to the shoes.

Yes, he is fully what he is making fun of. He is. How is this? It's kind of. And I just to be like, bro, you're trans and it's okay, but don't fucking hate on the trans community as a means to act like you're not. Because now he's getting to be trans, since that's all he wears. And he looks beautiful. Jules, have you ever heard of anything like this? No, but I've had an ex that hated gays, but then turns out he sucked a dick and was gay.

Of course, that's the, that's, that's tale as old as time, Jules. Like, you want them to be fucking chill about it. That's what my partner said. He was like, I'm good, because I want to be like, well, you haven't tried it, so you don't know. And he just keeps saying like, I'm good. Like, I'm good if anything changes, I'll let you know. I'm good.

And I'm like, I am. If he's clutching his pearls. Yeah, what's now what do if you have repressed homosexuality, hey, would you ever suck a penis? Why the would you ask me that? Ow, why are you hitting me? Ew, I would not. Ow, ow, why are you hitting me?

Go to your room. I told you guys I dated a guy who was at closeted at that time, right? And he was the most abusive boyfriend I've ever had. Like he literally threw, like this is before everyone had a cell phone, so we still had the house phones, the cordless, and he threw a cordless phone like at my face. And when we broke up, because he had cheated on me.

Cordless phones are hard. I know. He full mounted me, full mounted and actually in Vegas punched me a couple of times. Oh my God. Yeah. But you know what? I will say it's like, it's not,

I know that we all wanna sit here and be like, hey guys, it's okay if you're gay. Like, we accept you. But I actually don't think that that does anything because I know that, like, have you ever had experience with self-hatred? It doesn't matter how supportive the outside world is. And so I do have compassion for people in that position, but it absolutely sucks.

But then to go the opposite way and hate on the community. I know. Being of a, being gay, being hetero doesn't give you an excuse to treat people like shit. Like I don't care what journey you're going through, like I cannot be your collateral damage. Okay, so the other guy who I dated in his barracks. Jenna has a great bicker you guys. It's highly entertaining for me. He called me Jina, and one time when I went into his barracks, okay, so the guy from college.

Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey. Bro, bro. I can't wait to send you my dossier. It's so fucked up because it's like, I don't want to think about these people and they have nothing to do with my life, and Klyla just will fucking drudge it up and send me. And it's after she's done like three months of research.

Who hit me with some. I love talking about my exes. I won't be like Jenna. You know, I've also- So you don't have any shitty enough to do that. I've also done her huge favors in that she's like Kalyla. What huge favors? There's a hot guy at a sandwich shop in San Luis Obispo, and I don't

know his name. We had a two second encounter. I need you to find him. And you know what? I've come through 100% of the time. Okay, you know what? Are you serious? I will say, Kailila's ability to do research and stock has its ups and it has its downs,

but they will benefit you the ups. Right. Then I came back with, I think he has a girlfriend, here's his name, here's the social security. I literally was like, I barely even know what he looks like, but he was hot, it was dark, it was a music festival, I was volunteering to do cleaning up, recycling, there was a shop, you remember more than I do, and I was like,

I have no idea how we're gonna find him. This the next morning I told her like 2 a.m. By 6 a.m. She was like full report was ready. Yeah Results are ready. Your results are ready. Is this him? I Followed him. He had a girlfriend. So then it was done. It was done. Yeah. Sorry about that. Mm-hmm We tried we tried who else is there? Sorry about that. Mm-hmm. We tried.

We tried. Who else is there? The one from the barracks in Georgia. So he was like a Southern good boy? He was like a, I mean, he wasn't no good boy, but he was a Southern boy. And I remember, I'll never forget, this is when it ended, because he took me into his barracks.

Like, first off, he's like, we drive in, he's like, oh, get low when we go in, because like I don't have a guest password or whatever. I'm like, like, oh, get low when we go in because I don't have a guest password or whatever. I'm like, okay, cool, get low. Then we go in. Cool. We go in. When someone tells you to get low in a car,

that's never cool. It means you're being illegally smuggled in or out of some place and you can't be visible to the eye of security around you. That's not good ever. Esther, are you salty because no one's ever asked you to get low. Cause you're already so low.

You've never had to duck, have you? I'm already ducking actually. We're the same height. I know we don't. What are barracks for the layman out there? Well, we went to his base. Okay, we went to his base. I think in my head, I'm thinking it's like a dugout.

Yeah. And like soil. Well, because then he took me to where like the bunks were. Not a bunker. Oh, so he was in the military. Yes. Did you not get that? So you were, so you illegally trespassed on government official grounds?

So then get this, so we get in there. We actually have to arrest you. Right now. Take me. Take me. I'll get low, take me. So we get in there and he's like, all right, so my roommate is still at,

what do army people do? Is still doing pushups or whatever they did. Boot camp? Yeah, he's still at his camp, whatever, but he'll be back in like 30 minutes, but if anyone knocks, he can't open the door. So I gotta go into base. And I'm like, what?

So I'm just staying here? Alone and you can't open the door? Mind you, I wasn't even scared. So you're a prisoner of the government. This is the point in my life, like before I had fear. I was like 23, happened way later for me. We go in and I'm like, okay. And now he's like, all right, but before I go, I just wanna give you a kiss, come lay here down and bed with me. And I was like 23, happened way later for me. We go in and I'm like, okay.

And he's like, all right, but before I go, I just wanna give you a kiss, come lay here down, bed me, and I was like, all right. So we lay down in bed, right? And I'm like, oh, I'm gonna make out. I wasn't even like sex, because we hadn't even had sex yet. And we lay down, and I remember just laying down like this,

and I just see a huge Confederate flag. And I remember just laying down like this, and I just see a huge Confederate flag on the ceiling. You can't make this shit up. I had never seen one in person. A huge Confederate flag that is as big as his twin size bed, bigger, bigger. And I just remember being like, oh my, like that's what scared me. It wasn't the get low, it wasn't the,

if anyone knocks, don't open the door. It was the Confederate flag. And I remember he's just on top of me and I just like move him off. And he's like, you know, you, I've always thought this, but you, I mean, look, you look just like Jessica Alba. He's got a huge Jessica Alba poster. Guys, you couldn't make this up. I couldn't thought this, but you, I mean look, you look just like Jessica Alba. He's got a huge Jessica Alba poster.

Guys, you couldn't make this up. I couldn't make this up. I love how guys are so transparent that they're just trying to hook up with someone that looks like their crush. And I'm like, why, I don't, but thank you. And then like we made out a little bit, but then I was like the Confederate flag, what do I do?

He leaves. If someone ever told me I look like Jessica Alba, it's like, whatever you want, buddy. Yeah, we're getting married. You worship me? He leaves. He's gone all day. I'm talking four or five hours.

I don't leave. I don't got no snacks. I'm going into his bathroom, looking at stuff, laying on the bed, texting with my friends. There's no windows. I don't know, you know, now that I say this out loud, it's really, it's bad. And I didn't know, right?

But I was just like, he says my name, Jina, and like, I don't know, he could protect me. I will say when you do the accent, I get a little turned on. Yeah, right, like a little what? He sounds like he's just a good boy, but a product of his environment. Exactly that.

And probably had a good heart and loved Jessica Alba. Sue him. Exactly that. But you know, the Confederate flag is a no-go for me, so that's where it ended. Well, did you bring it up? No, I just, I left. At 23, do you bring things up?

No, you just, goodbye. I brought everything up at 23. Goodbye. Yeah, oh my God, in Chicago, it's like, you bring things up? No, you just, goodbye. I brought everything up in 2003. Goodbye. Yeah, oh my God, in Chicago, it's like, you bring everything up. But I was so shocked, and I didn't bring it up then, but I did bring it up to him, and he's like, you don't understand, it's about the history. It's the history.

And I'm like, no, that's exactly what I'm saying. It's, the history's bad. And he was like, it's not like that. It's not like I'm a racist or anything, it's just that the history of the Confederate flag is really important. I was like, bro, no, you don't understand. And then-

Is there a correlation between Confederate flag and wanting to hook up with a non-white woman? You have to ask yourself. And basically, couldn't nobody own me, so that's where it ended. Yeah, congrats, Jenna. I would just like to say I'm really happy that I have a great partner now.

Yeah. So let's, we're all happy that we're not dating our exes. Yeah that's true. Congrats to all of us. I'm the happiest. I'm the happiest. I just want to say no matter how happy you think you are about that I'm the happiest.

Can I also tell you Esther? Is your husband though? On behalf of Jenna and I and the entire, like you can never leave Dave. Oh, never. Are you kidding? I would never. Because if you leave him, I'm swooping right in.

All right, seamlessly. Jenna and I come as a package deal. Seamlessly. We're like, look, Dave, you can have two for one. It's never happening. Like it is, even if he needs to be in a straight jacket, like there's no separation. I'm gonna help you chain him down.

If he ever decides like, you know, this isn't working out, like we're gonna intervene. There's no chance. He would be so scared. So try to leave me. It's never, he would be terrified. Wow, the confidence. Oh, I'm so confident.

But even if he knew we were waiting? He just, he finds us disgusting. Yeah. Okay. I have a question. Are you like very affectionate with him? And like vice versa? That's a really good question, Jules. It's really actually-

I don't really see you and Dave like lovey-dovey. So he is not about public affection. By the way, she's asking this because she is not having a bevy at all with her boyfriend. So I get that and I've gone through phases where I was not really into that, but I am now. And actually, since we started dating, Dave has always called me out on the fact

that whenever we are out with his friends, I start piling on the PDA. Like... I've been there when he talks to her about this. He's like, you're doing it. with his friends, I start piling on the PDA. I've been there when he talks to her about this. He's like, you're doing it. I'm like, I can't stop. He's like, you just want to publicly own me. It's so weird and it's unconscious.

Like I literally, if we're out with his friends, I'll just be like touching him and I don't know what it is. Nothing wrong with that. Yeah. Cause he's your man. Since day one, I've done that. But I will say, she is affectionate with her boyfriend, me.

I will say, I'm the only person who asked her, like, actually, let's touch her, hold her, massage her. But you don't like any other physical. I'm trying to really work up to it, but it's just hard for me, and I don't know why. I think it's because my parents never cuddled me. Oh, what's your reason, Jules? Because Jules is so, like, she bristles.

Yeah, like, I force it on you, you know? Yeah. I think that that's the best way, just force it. Not for anything else, just for me with affection toward my girlfriends. For me, it might have also been learned behavior because I read in Jenna Jameson's autobiography that she didn't like cuddling

and then I wanted to be like her, which is a red flag. That's it. That's something that you would do. That is the root of it all. Because you're psycho. You guys suck. You've fetishized blondes your whole life.

Stop, stop. You've modeled your life around these, Jenna Jameson, Anna Nicole, Pam Anderson, Brittany. Marilyn, Brittany. The dead one. And now you don't cuddle.

And poor Dave. No, I do now. But there was an era where that really influenced me, that book, which again is really bad. Don't give it to your daughters. In the beginning days of Tinder, I want to say I have maybe 2 and 1 half degree separation from Jenna Jameson, who by the way is like such a goddess. I bought her used clothing on eBay. Speaking of separation, I bought her I want to say I have maybe two and a half degrees separation from Jenna Jameson, who by the way is like such a goddess. I bought her used clothing on eBay.

Speaking of separation. Oh my God. Yeah, I have a Club Monaco sweater that was her very own sweater. I like that Club Monaco sweater. How do you know that it was hers? Because she sold it. This was before she went.

She, things changed in the last 10 years with her. And I have had to fall off. How do you know it wasn't just someone like? Cause it was real, okay I know that. Like just saying that it was something that would happen to them. No, no, no, she had a sale, she was posting about it. Esther tracks her every move.

I don't think she'd get that wrong. You're right, you're right, you're right. Because the very beginning days of Tinder, before I matched with Bobby. So Bobby was my first and only, like, date on Tinder. And then, like, we fell in love, right? But before I matched with him, I matched with Jenna Jameson's ex. Tito Ortiz?

Yes. What? And I remember being so excited, not because it was Tito Ortiz, but because of Jenna Jameson. If I have that degree of separation to her, because I love her. of separation to her, because I love her. Love, love her.

You love her too? We've never talked about this. This is like early years, like when we would watch, like she was such, she was such- She was the original. The OG. There's- Do you know who she is?

No, Jules doesn't know what's going on. Jules is about to go to sleep. Adult film actress. Okay. But during that time, she was this blonde bombshell, like top of her field. She was like as famous as Paris Hilton I would say. She was so.

Yeah, but she was, she was so massive Jules that at the time, that's definitely not her. That's her ex. That at the time Jules, from the time I was like 15 to 25, when I would tell people my name, they would just go, Jenna Jameson. Like it was like household name, everyone knew. Yeah.

So we matched on Tinder. And I remember him saying, do you wanna come over and help me put Christmas ornaments on my tree? And all- It's such a move. It is, I mean, very wholesome, right? Coming from Tito Ortiz.

And honestly like- Do you wanna build a snowman? I never replied, the only reason I even, Very wholesome, right? Coming from Tito Ortiz. And honestly like, Do you wanna build a snowman? I never replied. The only reason I even swiped right was because I was like, oh, Jenna Jameson's act with no intention. Really?

Is that a Make America Great Again? Oh yeah, of course. Okay, we're done with him too. Body is fire. Yeah. He's literally the Huntington Beach bad boy. Everything in Huntington Beach is that. I'm not into bodies like that.

No, me either. Also, Jenna Jamison needs a rebrand. I don't know what's been going on the last 10 years, but she needs a Christina Aguilera, Lindsay Lohan level. Someone needs to go in and just, let's get her back. I think it's you. I think it is too.

I think it's... Wait, can we have her on? Yeah. I would love to have her on. Does she follow you, Esther? No, I've never ever made contact. It was just besides buying her clothes. Sounds like a UFO.

We've not made contact yet. I've just bought her a used phone. We've seen it glowing. In fact, like my old podcast called Esther Club was because she had a website called Club Jenna.com. Oh my god. And in fact, in fact, the reason we're friends might only be because your name is Jenna. Think about that.

I don't doubt it. I believe that. You think about that. I also don't think there's anything wrong with being anti-cuddle, sorry, as an anti-cuddler. I think it's, I don't think. No, there is. It's sad. Like, Jules, can you tell me why you think you're anti-cuddle?

I wanted to talk to you about that, because why do you think, okay, for example, one question, her question, she asked it first, but then my one B question would be, don't you feel good when you do cuddle? I don't feel good. I feel like I'm getting choked. But I try, with my boyfriend, I don't let him touch me, I do the touching.

And he I think he understands me and he tries to like still touch, but I just get like overwhelmed. Yeah. So I just like hold his finger or like, yeah, that's the max that I can do. It could be something you build up to though. Yeah. Probably. But Jules, when you were younger, I held you a lot. Like I carried you, you got a lot of affection as a young child, but where do you-

Do you think that's why though? Cause I have friends where they feel like they had so much affection that wasn't their choice Like from family members and not like sexual abuse just like so much affection forced on them that as soon as it was their choice They're like we're done. We're done. I'm not sure because my sister is also Like Jules Where she just doesn't really hug and I'm the opposite. I am like a whore. But she's affectionate with Renzo. They touch. But not in the same like level as me.

I'm a whore for touch. No, I mean, yeah. You and I wanna touch all the time. I make you come over what? Just to like rub my thighs. Yeah, if we're on the couch, we're touching, we're snuggling, our legs are intertwined. See, that is crazy to me, but I like it.

But I didn't used to like affection. What changed? I grew up with a lot of affection. And my mom was like, it But I didn't used to like affection. What changed? I grew up with a lot of affection, and my mom was like, it's so weird that you don't, it felt like frustrating to me, like irritating. It could just be factory settings, because I know some babies and toddlers are super cuddly, and some are just not, and they could have the same parents,

and just maybe that's just factory settings. You just, you know, maybe it's too much stimulation on your body because some people love massages some people do not at all my sister cannot stand massages what mm-hmm oh shut up you only get massages from me I know I love them I love them love to meet Renzo and just get his I'm so interested in Ren. Renzzo is my, oh, it's Kawinda's. Yeah, my boyfriend's Ephraim. Ephraim. You can meet Renzzo though if you want.

He's a cop. Renzzo's great. Yeah, Renzzo's great too. Jenna, happy birthday. We have gifts for you. Happy birthday. No way. It's just me as your friend, and your gift. You're so lucky.

It's not my birthday, I'm just kidding. I have another dossier. You're so lucky! It's not my birthday, I'm just kidding. I have another dossier. You're so lucky. Oh my god. Another dossier ready for you. Jules, for my birthday, do you wanna sit on my lap? No, what the? Can I sit on your lap?

Okay, fine. I had to. Thank you. I didn't realize that you were vegan. I'm not vegan. It's very hard, guys, because you know what? I don't have allergies that fall into a diet. I'm not keto, I'm not vegan, I'm not vegetarian,

I'm not a pescatarian, I just have allergies. Okay. Apples, almonds, gluten. I did get the snickerdoodles, which I know is a- These I can eat. Yeah, okay good. Holy shit. And these I can too. Oh really, What are those? Sunflower seed buttercups that are gluten-free,

soy-free, dairy-free, tree-nut-free, peanut-free, free-free. Most importantly, we have other gifts. I'd like to present you. I want to present you a couple of things. Exhibit A, B, C, and D. Oh no. I'd like to explain each one if I may.

Okay, exhibit A, and I'm gonna give you the history of this and why it's special. Wow, I've never seen someone look uglier than when they're eating an egg. That is I now know, thank you. Wow. Your eyes, like all. The whole thing in.

That was yucky as fuck. Okay, Kaila, take the floor. Okay, there is provenance to each of these items, right? Oh my God, I see what it is. I'm so excited. Oh my God. The first item I wanna show you, the backstory is that I was traveling

and I forgot to bring or pack any underwear. I went to the nearest Walgreens. I got a three pack of XL Hanes panties. They are from a Walgreens in Hawaii Kai. And I'd like to, they're about four years old. They're extra large because I was having, I was on my period at that time and I needed granny panties. What? Did your ass get big when you got your period? Why?

Leave me alone. Just her pussy gets bigger. There might be a period stain or two. Oh, there is. I see it through the bottom. Yeah. That's one. My next one is a brand.

Are you really gonna give this to me? Yes. I really am giving it to you. She's so excited. I didn't cry. That's so weird. My next one is. brand I ever tend to... Are you really gonna give this to me? Yes, I really am giving it to you. She's so excited. I didn't cry. That's so weird. I feel so comfy. My next one is, those are.

Because they're broken in. They're broken in. I just bought the same kind and I wear them inside out because this part bothers me because it's not broken in yet. But yours is just ripped so it's perfect. Where did you get yours? At an outlet.

Wow. Haynes. The second one is a brand that no longer exists. They're called Nicky's. I think they're called Subsets now. But I do see you ogling me when I wear them because they're very high and tight. And so here you go. Is this for real?

You're not gonna take them back? No, I'm not gonna take them back. The last one is sort of a reverse uno. Are you an orphan? Is this for real asking? Shut up bitch, oh my God. The last one is a sort of a reverse uno move in that they're actually panties you've handed down to me.

Oh my God, I did. I'm just returning them to you because I've worn them and I've outgrown them and my body has, I've gained some weight and you because I've worn them and I've outgrown them and my body has, I've gained some weight and I can no longer wear them. So here you go, back to you they go. That's beautiful. Honestly.

Look at the discoloration in the vagina. These were mine in college. Are those Victoria's Secret? Yes. Yeah, and I had them for the last four years. I remember those from college. Now I, now what I have for you... Open your mouth.

Guys. Jules. Wait there's more gifts? This is crazy! For me this has been handed down from Atika Winda, then Atika Lai, then my mom, and then to me. Okay this is underwear I'm gonna throw up. This is like a tampon. So it's very old, there's a lot of stains. What the fuck? Show it up, show it to us. This is my best underwear. This is my favorite. It's not, it's not your best. Guys I feel so bad that you're giving me your favorite underwear. She's gonna get take it back from you after the show. Yeah after, after at the end. I'll give it to you now. It's not a real gift. That's a lot. Those are so big.

That's soft. Oh my God. Please explain how soft they are. If you rub it against your cheek, it feels like a penguin when it's first born, the outside of its skin. Oh, the baby hair. Yeah, the little, oh, oh, the bones, the bounce?

The bounce? The bounce in the ounce. Oh my Happy birthday Jenna. Look how brown they are These these could these could use like a couple more years. I'll take them off your hand Working these college ones guys, I mean I wore these at the fucking quad at U of I. I wore these in the library. At the library when you're telling me to shut up. Yeah. Oh my God.

And these? Knees are, first off, these are my dad's sweatpants. They're really cute. From the 70s. Wow. Oh my God. Okay. When we first got here, Esther, you asked me if Jules is competitive. Yeah, I'm the least competitive.

Except with your boyfriend. Except, yeah. Why is that? I don't know. I get so jealous because he's so smart he does so well in school And then I feel like I try also, but then I get Like not so good and so I get so jealous and like I get competitive What if I said I'm the least competitive then would you want to compete with that? No Do you ever look at your partner and you're like god? I wish I had those skills. Yeah Yeah, but I don't it're like, God, I wish I had those skills? Yeah.

Yeah, but I don't, it's not like, God, I wish it. It's like, ugh, I wish I, it's like, it's more like, ugh. I wish I was better. But that's what your partner's for. That's good that you want your partner to be better than you. That is true, Jules. But is it bad to be like jealous?

Because he's so smart. I think just add some joy and humor into it. I wouldn't say you're jealous. I think you just aspire and are more frustrated with yourself than you are frustrated with him. Yeah, I'm more frustrated with myself. Yeah, where you're like, why can't I get it as fast as him? Yeah, so you're like, ugh.

But I'm so proud of him. Like, I like boast about him, but it's just... Yeah, that's good. If you're proud of him, that's good. That's a good sign. You're like talking shit about him and wishing that he weren't that great. No, no, no, no.

You just want to be there too. Yeah, I want to be there too. That's healthy. Were you ever jealous of anything about Bobby? Like his booger collection or... Glue, fingers, anything? His mask, the poop in his car. There's never been a single person I wanted to drive forward more than Bobby.

Like, I saw him as like, oh, my God, the funniest, like, he was, the fucking sun shined out his ass to me. Like, I literally put him on such a pedestal in my mind, and Jenna, you know this. Like, Bobby is the coolest, the best dressed, the most artistic, the most everything, the brightest guy in my life that I had ever met, that all I wanted to do was like,

I was obsessed with making him realize it. Like I wanted him to like live, like cause he was in a bad place in his career and he was like in a really like, he was sad when I first met him. And all I wanted to do is like convince him that he was this amazing, amazing thing. And I didn't do a very good job at that,

but I... I think you did. I think you did. But I really like, yeah, I was in awe of him. Wow. Yeah, but not jealous. Yeah. No, just really proud.

I was proud to be his partner. And I think... Yeah, you were also a match for him. It's not like he was up here and you were down there. Like you were a match. I was just different. It wasn't my lane. Intellectually, like your quirks. I think it didn't come across. I

Regret for so long in tiger belly just being the antagonistic person. Why so funny? Yeah, you always throw him under the bus or you always like naysay him but that didn't ever said anything nice about Esther cuz that's What's funny? Right, but that's the entertaining part. But the truth is like I wasaysay him. But that didn't- I've never said anything nice about Esther because that's what's funny. Right, but that's the entertaining part. But the truth is, like, I was obsessed with him. Wait, I have such a similar thing though, too, with Dave. Like, where I feel like sometimes when we're in a social setting,

I'll kind of like make fun of him. Yeah. But then it's like, so if people saw, like, the one when we got home, it's like, I am the same. Like, I just think he's the most amazing person. I think it has to do with me feeling like, like embarrassed of my obsession for him.

So I have to counter that by playing it down and being like, oh, he's this and he doesn't clean and he's a difficult person, but he was a difficult person to live with. But no, I was thoroughly obsessed with him. There's a reason why we stayed together for a decade. Like he could do no wrong. I hate you.

But I also think that when you're- Watch your tone, lady. I know things about your exes. Watch out. Well, you've already said them all. But I think that when you're so close with someone and you love them so much, part of what you guys are describing

is also something that I do too, where it's like, you're just, you're showing that you know the person. It's not a bad thing, you're flirting. Part of the flirting is like, we have this little secret thing that like I know about him, or I'm gonna like, I see it as play. Yeah, I think that's what I wanted to come across.

But I see now how it didn't always come across that way. It sounded like I was like nagging him. I feel the same. I feel like I thought I was being playful and that I look back and I'm like, oh no, you came off rude about myself. Yeah, yeah. That's interesting, because people have told me that about,

that I've been like that with R as well. Yeah. And I'm like, no, that's the way that we play. That's the way that we joke around. And they're like, no, it seemed like a little rude. And I was like, what? I know. Esther, I feel like you have sort of a reputation for like,

when you're with Rick or anyone else. I feel like you're nonsensitive to this. Yes, I am, for the most part, yes. I think that for some reason what I'm explaining feels different than that. And I can't articulate. What is, what would you say is different about the way Rick treats me versus the way you treated Bobby?

Oh, that is true play. Yeah, first off, there's not a love relationship. You're not intimate, so it's completely different. I think that with a partner, I don't know, that that's completely different. Yeah, it feels different, I can't articulate it. Yeah, cause I feel like she can go right for his throat. And I do think with Dave,

there's a lot more reverence and respect. Yeah. And it's more like, I know you so well, so this is the insider info that I can use as jabs. It's exactly as like, look how we know each other. I don't know you, I just don't like you. I just feel like, I don't know. I'm just kidding to all the goblins out there watching.

Because I'm like, at least someone's calling him out because we all see what's happening. Yeah, but the call outs are still in jest, right? Like I will call him out because he's so, like sometimes he says things on a podcast and I'm always like, that's not true, or that's not how it went down, or tell the truth, or. And you're literally the only person who could ever do that

and who has ever done that. And so you're offering that aspect, which is a necessity. And I will say, ask Bobby if he feels like you're being mean. He's not. Ask my partner. Ask, it's like they don't feel that way because that is part of our relationship and our closeness. In fact, like nothing makes Bobby laugh harder than when I say something really, really like mean.

Like if I just come up like to him and I like out of the blue say the most atrocious thing about this person Like and that's his friend. He will like be on the floor like laughing and he's like that's the funniest shit I've ever heard and it makes him so happy but you know, we just have our own thing He broke a tooth by the way over the weekend how jobless isn't that like dogs do that? Well, he texted me He's like I have seven left and I was was like, so rich, so toothless. I don't get it. I'll never get it. How did he break his tooth?

Um, I don't know. Drinking water. Drinking. Exactly. He just asked me for to help him with because we have a mutual dentist. So I was like, yeah. And he sent me a picture and it was like grotesque. Say more. And he I was like, well, and he sent me a picture and it was like grotesque. Say more?

And he, I was like, well, what did they say? And they were like, well, temporary filling until I destroy the tooth completely. And I'm like, oh dear God. But yeah. I'm surprised he didn't call me to ask if I had an extra tooth. You do. You do.

Oh my God, which I do. Offer him your wisdom teeth. I have two. But I wanna make a necklace. Well, you know. He can have one of my wisdom teeth. Jules, did you him your wisdom teeth. I have two, but I wanna make a necklace. Well, you know. He can have one of my wisdom teeth. Jules, did you get your wisdom teeth out? Yeah, I got four done in one day.

Me too. Yeah, it was so painful. Why again, Jules? Because my teeth are going sideways. Oh, there's actual crowding then. Yeah, and then the dentist said, oh, you need to remove your wisdom teeth. Was it our boy Toonzy?

Toonzy. Isn't he the best? Yeah. You know, I went in for a teeth cleaning a few days ago and the dentist was like, oh yeah, your mouth is really small. There's barely room for your teeth. I was like, I had four permanent teeth removed.

And he was like, yeah, there's still, I'm like, am I? He's like, so that's why I have like more, I guess I'll just say. It's true, you have like six teeth in the front instead of two. I'll have, I'll have, and this is,

cause he said that that's why I have more bacteria build up, which I'm like, okay, I'm like a fucking small dog, because small dogs have dirtier teeth, and I literally have that problem. My small dogs, oh my God. That's you. Like Remy, the worst.

Bless his senior heart, but oh my God, he's you. Like Remy? The worst. Blessed his senior heart, but oh my God, he could light your face on fire with his breath. Chester? Yo, we should take all your teeth out. That's what we did to Ella. Her breath did not stink no more. Esther, let's just, 2025.

Like, look, when you laugh, your teeth are. What? What are they? They're a lot. Really? That's why you have such a good smile. No, I don't. I don't know. It's just, I just...

Yes, you do. That's why I'm always jealous of your teeth because you can see them. You know, I'm always like, oh, I wish you could see my teeth when I smile and when I talk. Yeah, I can't see your teeth. Exactly.

You look toothless. Exactly. Is that why you want me to get my teeth removed? So I can add 16 more to mine. Esther. But yeah, I feel like a small dog. You are a small dog. Can we take you to the vet?

Yes. I have a really good vet dentist. Why do I get really excited about you taking me to the vet? Like on a leash and everything. Please do it. You have to take me. You can't send Jules or Jenna. Do you know what?

That was my plan. Cause it is in the West side. Oh my God. One time I took donut to the... Wait, you had to pretend to be Kaila's assistant or something? Guys, the amount of people whose cars, animals, probably kids are linked to my name,

to the point where like when they go, like when Sosie goes to get help from her vet with her dogs, they're like, Jenna, we have to get permission from Jenna. And I'm like, it's not my dog. It's not my dog. It's actually her dog. I'm just like the auntie. Well, let's take that one step further.

Everyone's dogs is under my account. Wait, so tell me that everyone's now under your name? I was, but she had to legally sign Donut back over to me. Right, which kind of felt like a breakup to be honest. That is crazy. Mm-hmm. You had to legally sign back over Esther's own dog to her. Yeah. But I think Jules is my Jenna. So what Jenna is to you, Jules is to me, because all the vet appointments, they no longer call me. They'll call her. And then her name, and then she'll report,

she'll give me, oh, she does a great job of, like Remy is really broken. He has like intervertebral disease. He has like a lot of like things broken in him. He's 14 years old. And Jules will give me a whole medical breakdown, which is why I think you'd make a great vet and she like is so thorough. I love that.

And you love animals. No but before I used to be so scared with like just like talking to the vet or like even ordering but at the Kailala just kept telling me to do this, do this, do this and now I got so comfortable. And now I can basically do. See how it works? That's the best thing that you could do to Jules. Just be like, sorry, you have to do this.

Yeah, but that's because honestly, it's because I'm so lazy. But great. Because I'm so low energy. So when she first came to the States, I was so scared. She wouldn't even call, she was too afraid to, of authority. So I'd be like, you have to make the vet appointment, you have to pick up the meds, you know, she was too afraid to like authority Mm-hmm. So I'd be like you have to make the vet appointment

You have to pick up the meds you have to do this this this that and that and then she now she's like the greatest like Customer service person. It's incredible. Brilliant. That's so good because she's benefiting so keep being lazy Do we have games? We do have a game. Okay good. Also, can I just say that they still call me about Bobby's car? Hi, Bobby. No, not Bobby. say that they still call me about Bobby's car. Hi Bobby. No, not Bobby. So this is what I'm thinking for the game. It's a trivia game about Christmas, but like fun ones that I found on TikTok.

I just, I want your guys' opinions on how we should, because it's teams. I would love to have the most competitive person with the least competitive person. Both competitive. You guys least competitive person. Between the four. You guys are both competitive. I'm competitive. It's probably me and Jules and then Esther and Jenna.

So that's exactly what I was thinking. One time I told Jenna, pack a bag. We're going to Catalina for a date. Dave was there because they were filming Love. Yes. She bought like six suitcases. I was like, what do you think we're doing there? Like you think that we're gonna like

be like shipwrecked somewhere and that you need like, what, what, and you need a lot of snacks in one day. And just two bags or just all snacks. Wait, why were you there? Oh, because it was Bobby there? Bobby was there. And I will say who fed everyone and who drove everyone around.

Even though I had taken dramedamine and my eyes were closed. Wait, how do you get a car to Catalina? No, it's a golf, golf cart. Is it fun there or is it... It's pretty fun. It's not that fun. We dove. I was on Dramamine and like eyes closed the entire time.

Because she got sick on a catamaran over, which is like so crazy because it's a catamaran. It's like literally like because it's a catamaran it's like literally like the smoothest ride I want to go we should go we should have a day at Catalina bye they have Buffalo there are you interested in that I don't know why would be but I look like I could try what's that I would go to see Buffalo wasn't there you're so easy to manipulate wait I really want to go to Catalina. Can we make a thing of it?

They've got rats. Ooh. I think Buffalo is there because they were filming something once upon a time. And then the Buffalo never left. Oh my god. It would be hard for Buffalo to get off an island. Yeah.

I can see how that would present. I know. They didn't even care to lift him back. That's so sad. It's sad. They were like, we reached't even care like, I lift them back. That's so sad. They were like, we reached our budget. Like we can't bring them back. We ready? Yeah.

Okay. Also, I want to call out the TikToker that I'm obsessed with their questions. Extra medium on TikTok. So there's 10 questions with a bonus in case it goes over and each, whoever gets it will get a point and then whoever wins, we have prizes for.. Number one starting out with easy ones as usual what did the reindeer not let Rudolph do because of his shiny red nose?

Sing the song! I was singing in my head, play with them? Oh I don't know if I'm gonna give that to you. Why bitch? Think more. Hold on. Heard off the red-nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose and if you ever let me You didn't say anything. All of the other reindeer... You said I'm a good reindeer! I got that. I got that.

No! Damn it. We didn't let him play the game. We used to laugh and play! Sorry, we got too hyped there. What is it? Laugh and play. We sang the song at the same time.

I thought it was Join in any Reindeer Games. They never let poor Rudolph Join in any Reindeer Games. Oh, I got it! Esther got it! Esther got it! We were wrong and we screamed that loud. Oh We were wrong and we screamed that loud how embarrassing for us because it's used to laugh and call him names Yeah, we're stupid damn What popular Christmas beverage is also called milk? I said it first Jenna you gotta clap what yeah. I didn't hear that part of it.

That's true. Jenna didn't hear it. What do we have to do? I actually know that she didn't hear that. What do we have to do? Clap if you know the answer. Name a Christmas plant. Mizzletoe!

I clapped first, Katie! Mizzletoe! Monsera! You can't. Wait, but then you have to say it. Jenna. You're just clapping and be like, hold on, let me think of the answer.

True, true. Excuse me, I clapped so that she would acknowledge that Kaililah, please give your answers. She's using all this time to think of it. No, Stella, I clapped first, Ponsetta. She did clap first and she- Followed up with an answer. Yeah, I'm gonna give it to Kaililah.

Is it mistletoe right? I think, can we switch the rules now? Yeah, shout it out first. No, no, no, that's crazy. It's clap. That can count. Okay, that can count. My armpits are sweating. I'm angry Sir calm down Can we please switch to just shout it out? Yes, we can shout it out. Is mistletoe right though or no? It is. I was gonna say Holly. Justine. What is the first company that used Santa Claus in advertising? Coca-Cola. Correct. Damn bitch, you fine.

That was hot. I didn't even know that. Even the way she said, Coca-Cola. That's how you play. Oh, Kalyla's freaking out. I'm freaking out. What's the score? She's so angry. It's so funny that she cares. My mom's gonna beat me. I'm scared. I don't wanna win, I just wanna play, I'm lonely. Also, I'll say that I already got fucking Eggnog

and Mistletoe and the one that we got together. Eggnog didn't count. So I already got three. Okay, go ahead. Those did not, unfortunately, count. In the song Frosty the Snowman, what made frosty come to life? I literally in my head said frosty the snowman had a very shiny nose. Me too! Don't scream! Me too!

I don't know the song so I can't hear. His carrot nose? Close. His eyes? Button eyes? Button eyes? but in again. We're getting closer corn cob pipe Nope hands Nope Sing it Jules his hat Yes Damn it. Oh my god. What's the song? I know I can't think of the I'm a Jew. I know. Frosty the snowman was a very happy thing. And a name out of snow. Yeah. This is a harder. Okay, we'll move on. Yeah.

How many ghosts show up in Charles Dickens story? Three. Correct. Yeah. Because you said ghosts. I didn't know we couldn't wait till the question was finished. Oh, she's getting weird. I'm getting weird. You're getting competitive, I like this. Getting weird.

This feels like all of a sudden I'm in third grade kickball and like things that the pressure is building. Okay, that will be a rule. You have to let me finish and whoever says it. Thank you, Stella. I think I still won. For enforcing.

In the 12 days of Christmas, what was the 11th one? No idea. Well, hold on. 12, pipe, no, no. Oh my. Piper's piping. Yep. Thank God. Thank God, because this was about to get rough in here.

We lost another. Should feel my armpits. According to Buddy the elf, what are the four main food groups? Oh, what? Oh, oh, oh. Syrup? Yep. Syrup. I think it's all syrup, sugar, syrup, sugar, something like that. I don't even know who that is. We have two of them.

Syrup, sugar. Is it frosting? Nope. Chocolate? No, it's all sugar. Yes. Honey with cream. There's some holiday candy. Candy cane? Candy cane.

Okay, well she was going like this. I know, we all got that. No, and there's one more. What's the clue? It's also a holiday candy. Snickers? I just watched Elf the other day. But you said it's not a Christmas one.

It's a holiday one though. What is it Stella? It is candy corn. Oh I didn't know you got that one. I love candy corn and it's crazy to not like it. It's just sugar guys. No it's not just sugar. I've had just sugar, okay?

Would I put just sugar? Would I put a candy corn in my coffee? You should. Would you put a candy corn in your coffee, in your matcha, in your tea? You wouldn't because it's not just sugar. It's crazy the stance that people take against candy corn. I know it's the wrong holiday to be talking about it, but I just want to say that I love it and it's crazy if you don't.

Good for you. It's disgusting. No one cares. Okay, next. What country celebrates Christmas by eating at KFC? South Korea? Close. We're in the- Japan. Yes. All my Korean friends did that. This is a tricky one guys. The song Jingle Bells was originally written for what holiday? Oh Easter. Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving.

Really? Why? I don't know, I just made it up. I thought about what sounds festive and jingle bells. Strange. What reindeer has the same name as another holiday mascot? This is the last question. There's. Cupid. Reindeer has the same name as another holiday mascot. This is the last question. There's Cupid.

Esther, you are fucking, no, you know what? No one's ever said that to me in my whole life. Esther is like not alterada, what's the word in English? You're not worked up about this like we are, until you can think. She can think, her brain is clear. The freeways are wide open. As soon as she asks the question, Kalilah and I go, Dasher, press record, we go through

all of it. I did the same thing. Shut up. I just know the songs better because I have a sad life. What's the song? You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Donner and Cupid. Donner and Cupid? And after Cupid, Donner and Vixen. Glitzen. It's not Donner and Cupid. Donner and Cupid. And after Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Blitzen.

No, it's someone and then Blitzen. Donner and Cupid and Prancer? No, you know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Donner and Cupid and Blink and Blitzen. It's Donner and Kristen. Who am I missing? I don't know. You know Dasher

and Dancer and Prancer and Blitzen. Oh my god. Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen. Comet. Okay, I know them too. Comet and Cupid and Donner. Okay, actually we have a couple more. I love the reindeer names.

Dacher? Comet is really cute, but that is a brand of a bathroom cleaner. You thought that Donald was one of them. Honestly, I can see it. Dacher is a great name for anyone. I think so. It really is, Dacher's so cute.

Dacher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen. Comet and Cupid and Donner. Prancer is an amazing name. What is the name of a, in the past two years it's been more popular of something that sits around houses that are created. Elf on a Shelf. I'm pretty sure that was Kaila.

I mean, as competitive as I am, Stella, I think you're just afraid that I'm gonna like unravel and you gave it to me. Well, okay. But I will say that. To be fair, Jules went like this. Jules went. But here's the thing.

I know maybe in a people-pleasy way, you want me to have it, but admittedly we did say it at the same time. Okay, we'll do a backup. I'm growing. Who is the queen of Christmas culturally? Mariah Carey. Oh, I have to finish, let you finish.

Elsa. Honestly, I was gonna say Snow White. I know Elsa. Dude, our brains go to the same places. I thought it was a Disney reference. Three Reindeer's names start with D, please name them. Dasher, Dancer, Donner. Dasher, Dancer, Donner.

I don't know if Klyla was louder if she got that one, but I again, I think she. Trying to not let me punch myself in the car. We'll play the tapes and we'll see, but sure give it to her. We'll play those tapes, I did not win that one. Gingerbread houses were made up from what famous fairy tale about a candy house? I was gonna say Shrek, but clearly win that one. Gingerbread houses were made up from what famous fairy tale

about a candy house? I was gonna say Shrek, but clearly not that. Fairy tale, candy house. Oh, oh. Hansel and Gretel. Yeah! Oh my God. Yes.

What was Frosty using as, it's a very easy one, a nose. Carrot. Carrot. I said it first. Jenna, Jenna said it first. Jenna and Nesta are the winners. Yes! Sorry. Yay!

I mean. There's a prize? Esther doesn't get a gift cause she forgot my gift. She has it, she's just wearing it. Yeah, it just comes pre-season. It comes cummed. It comes. Wow, thank you everyone.

Well, it's come to that time where it's some holiday. I don't know where, wherever we are, wherever you are, we love you and we wish you a Merry Hanukkah and a Happy Christmas and all the rest. Happy Kwanzaa. And we will see you next week. Even though it's always a holiday, we'll always be there with a brand new episode. Goodbye slugs.

Let us know if you like candy corn and who you think really won. We won, but if you think we won more than we did, let me know. We did.