Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - College Girls & The BS Season Finale

Episode Date: May 17, 2022

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hello my people i am so sorry i had to cancel these past few weekends i am now back on the road you can see me next in omaha at Funny Bone, May 20th through 21st, St. Louis, Missouri, June 3rd and 4th, Houston, Texas, June 10th through 12th, Burbank, in town, Flappers Comedy, June 18th, West Nyack in New York. Then you can look up other dates. I'll be in Austin, Texas, Springfield, Missouri, Pennsylvania, Tempe, Arizona, Colusa, California, a bunch of other places. Please look that up on Annie Letterman.com shows. What's going on? There's medical news. I don't know. There's medical news. I tried to keep it away from Nurse Kalilah as long as I could. It was a combo

situation okay what is going on i would just say there's two things battling inside me that cannot go together okay one is is just the worst constipation i've ever had in my life since i started taking the hormones it's just been since i started doing the egg freezing stuff just severe constipation now when you're constipated what do you do you push right yeah however i found out in after eight hours in the emergency room that in the place of where the eggs are are now cysts and i ruptured a cyst pushing i fell off the toilet I was I was pushing on the toilet okay I was squeezing I was I was squeezing on the toilet the other day I was about to leave for San Jose was there an ego death there was there was an ego death and then there were several in the emergency room when I when

you hear who I was put next to it was wild wild what happened. Okay, so I didn't know what it was, but all of a sudden I'm trying to take a shit. And then I just, severe pain in my lower stomach, sweating. My eyes went crossed. I started to fall off the toilet. Like I almost fucking Elvis'd. Very Elvis'd. I almost Elvis'd, of course. Jealous.

Smaller tits. Five pounds lighter and smaller tits. Bigger ass. Huge ass. Better career. And then I was just in so much, I didn't know what to do. I've never felt this way. It was just like my whole body felt like it had gone to sleep,

like those sort of tingles. It was just very, very weird. And so I was looking it up in excruciating pain. Todd kept trying to like straighten my legs and everything hurt. I just was like, I'm supposed to go on an airplane in two hours. So by the way, also, I just got in a spray tan because I was about to do my promo for my Florida weekend and I was going to do a whole spray tan thing. I was about to say your tan looks really nice today.

Can I just tell you, the last time you got the best spray tan, you got COVID. Every time I get a spray tan i'm i'm hospitalized up being in a hospital bed in a spray tan so funny they're like ma'am you're excreting some sort of i'm like it's don't worry it's still not diarrhea um but so todd's like we have to go to the hospital because that was like there was nothing to do so we go to the hospital and it takes for i'm like about to pass out they put like the ekg things on me they're like testing my heart and stuff i'm like if this ends up being no wait but how embarrassing would it be if i just was constipated it was just from having to take a shit you don't think that's happened to me i've had um mris where

they're like it's just a fart yeah i was like if this is just me but i have to take a shit i'm fucking done i I remember that. Six years ago, however long, you got, I think, a CAT scan or something like that. I got a CAT scan, yeah. And they were like, yeah, you just are filled with gas. And it was because of a really big dinner I had with Benji. I don't want to say it, but Benji's always... I know.

Benji's not benign. Let's just say that, okay? Benji's at the root of it all. It was so embarrassing okay keep going okay did they give you then when you ruptured your cyst they gave you more morphine they gave me morphine oh my god that's gonna cause sort of helped the pain because it wasn't that type of pain yeah but it's not gonna help your constipation no no no no so now i'm in a hell that i don't even josh potter so i told you i think last week that i took josh potter the day

after i got my eggs out i took him to the hospital we were just like passing the baton because he was getting a giant cyst removed from his back so he's constipated he's like Annie I was on the toilet I took my first shits into the thing and I was crying I was like am I your match because I also wept on a toilet today too sir it's just so okay so wait side note because i feel like people either tend to run towards constipation or towards diarrhea and i feel like you're typically more diarrhea person and i always say that's the sweetest i always say i almost had to kiss your mouth i'm so jealous of the diarrhea people because being bloated is so terrible now i don't take pain pills like doctors never need to worry about me abusing any sort of pain pills. But now that you felt constipation, do you think, what do you prefer?

I'm like so flattered. Do you think I, I've had IBS, which is both. I mean, my whole life. When I was a kid, I was constipated. Remember my parents used to yank me out of the closet. I'd also like to add the unfortunate thing about being a diarrhea girl is that one would think it would make you skinny. But because of all the inflammation that's happening in my gut

because of my colitis, I have diarrhea, but I'm still bloated. You're bloated. It's like there's no really, yeah, it's inflamed. Oh, that's cruel. And my joints hurt.

It is so hard to brag about being a diarrhea person in front of us right when we just were saying that. But a bloated diarrhea person with joint pain. It's so bad. It's never just, when I get like a colitis flare up, it's never just this. It's the fatigue.

A colitis flare up. Yeah, the colitis. It's the never just this it's the fatigue yeah the colitis it's the joint pain my hips hurt real bad it's like a whole thing but get back to your yeah okay just dying in the okay they put me they put me it took a while to get a bed so it's just like totally overwhelmed I was at cedar cyanide in Venice I don't know if it's Venice or Marina del Rey or something but so I went there and um i finally got a bed next to one of the crazier people that has ever existed on the earth and it was also right by the exit so everyone was going in and out so this guy kept waking up from his nap like every two minutes where i'm like can you guys fucking knock this guy the fuck out

and he was like there's a urethra in my somebody put a camera in my urethra and all this stuff where i'm like i'm about to put my fist in your urethra in my somebody put a camera in my urethra and all this stuff where i'm like i'm about to put my fist in your urethra shut the fuck up he's talking about his dick camera just being so crazy i'm just like looking at the nurses like you are actual heroes like to put up with like and they're all so calm this is like the craziest person they've heard it all but i'm like i call the cops on these people if these people show up on my shows they're done if you were a nurse you'd call the police i would be on police i there would be but then there was a guy outside that hit a woman there was like a the firefighter had firefighters had him outside and then he was

getting arrested for hitting a woman there was a woman in her like rocking autistic kid i don't know what was going on there then there was um a gurney came in they go it's like because there's the emergency room a gurney comes in i'm just watching someone pass away i mean i just watched someone die no they put up like a a barrier thing but it was not it covered this much and the body was this long and i watched it die i got there was i go oh okay it was alive on this part i got a time off and then it was dead on this part what yes and then they go is that true i swear on my life And then they go Can someone get Can someone get bed one to the morgue I was bed four

I'm like where's bed one So two people died I was like what are these people's lives Why did you almost do this It was so crazy So then I had to get like a CT scan. They call over the loudspeaker? Yes.

Someone has to go to the morgue? Because it's nothing to them. It's nothing to them. This is their lives. My best friends are ER nurses. It's crazy. Also, very few white people. I thought you were going to say my best friends are in the morgue.

Some of them, my poop-poop. In bed. My poop-poop. No, but you know, the horrible thing about having friends in the medical field, it's not an upside because they've seen it all. So when I'm like, hey, I have this like weird mold, they're like, Kalilah, shut up. Yeah. Because they're in the ER all day.

They're getting really, really extreme cases, right? And so when I tell them like my little ailments, they're just not listening. Do you ever tell them our ailments? I can't. Rise out of them, get a little giggle. But did you ever tell them about Esther's neck muscles? Wait, so Annie, so they gave you morphine. So this whole time. And then finally my doctor, my egg doctor was able to get back because, you know, he was in surgeries all day or whatever.

And so he gets back to me and goes, oh, yeah, you probably ruptured a cyst. I'm like, I ruptured a cyst. And then he was like, yeah day or whatever and so he gets back to me goes oh yeah you probably ruptured a cyst i'm like i ruptured a cyst and then he was like yeah all of those are cysts so now i mean i'm constipated and the scaredest to push so now i have 23 cysts left yeah wait so that's a fact like when you get your eggs out it becomes a cyst i am learning as we go i know as much as you i have no fucking clue and so um but the whole thing was crazy josh is like facetime i mean he's all fucked up i'm like all fucked up uh the guy's screaming in the background they let todd in thank god i'm trying to think of what else happened oh when they were taking me to get the x-rays and everything in the ultrasound oh and i test pregnant you test pregnant oh no so then they're like ma'am you're pregnant're pregnant. I'm like, I'm not pregnant. I'm just privileged.

I'm privileged. And I got a trigger shot that made me seem pregnant. And so the guy pushing me was a Schultz fan. And he's like, because I was trying to get in a room. I was like, I'm a comedian. You guys, it didn't work. I was like, are you guys doing your joke? No, OK.

But the guy pushed me he's like yeah i love andrew schultz and then he started telling me i don't know how he got up but he was like i cheated on all my tests in school i'm like you're my nurse oh wait you're my nurse oh i probably shouldn't out an entire um um nurse but look i cheated yes most of i won't say nursing, but most of my other, like when I, by the time I got to physics three, do you not think I was fully cheating? Fuck yeah, I was. Listen, in college they gave me, cause I have ADD, they gave me like, you could go to the, what was it? The center for academic excellence was like where you would go take your tests. You didn't have to take your tests in class. So I would just be in a room just cheating on a test and then my my sats at my

high school i was allowed to have them untimed and um they just left me in a room yeah and i just like i didn't cheat because there were no phones or anything then sorry i'm not as young as you think i am it's the spray tan. But I didn't have, you know, I had a flip, a beeper at that point. So I couldn't cheat, but I did just take naps and stuff. I just slept. I love that. I think I got some of that treatment when I broke a finger.

So I was in a cast for a while. And I remember taking a higher, I hated physics. I just hated physics. I was taking a higher physics class not for nursing this is when i still want to become a doctor you guys you wanted to become a doctor yeah it was my first dream kalilah let's do it let's send you to medical let's have sex you want to be a doctor i'll let you dress up like a doctor and i'll obviously be the patient because look at my sickly body that's one of the sweeter things dr drew um said to me. He's like, I really think you should pursue that.

I think you have the brain for that. You do. Oh, thank you. That's so sweet. It never happened. I know. Why are you wasting your life on these podcasts, loser? We couldn't be doctors.

There's no option. I never said you should be anything other than what I'm doing. You should be not here. I literally had my teachers. You should go. No, my teachers were like, you should do stand up or literally had my teachers you should go no my teachers like you should do stand-up or something get out of here because I was always just I thought it was funny to disrupt a class and they're like people are trying to learn they paid for this it was

college did you ever cheat in high school um my whole strategy in high school was like I feel like I realized I'm not going to be a straight a student that takes too much effort I was like I'm going to put in the least amount of work where I can still get a decent grade. So I was like a B. I was like, I'm going to get easy Bs was kind of my strategy. I always thought I'd get easy Bs and it never happened. I kind of wish I would have gotten a C.

Now your parents would not have cared if you were a straight A student, right? Would it have not moved? No. There's no emphasis on education. They don't give a shit no wait were you what were you saying i feel like i i forgot but the rule in my house is like b minus in and up for jewels and up yeah it's like you know it's too much money at stake it's expensive to go to college like see you're slacking off yeah yeah like see it's like you're either your attendance is bad like just just try a little bit i don't need a plus but i was pushed i was a

plus student up into most of my life and um as soon as i had a little bit of freedom i became a straight f student really yeah because you just get so tired of being pushed and the expectation. You're just so burnt out of being a young prodigy. But also like they expected excellence from you. So maybe the way you got attention was to not be excellent. I think that I honestly, I felt like an old person by the time I was like 15. I'm tired. Can I just sleep?

I remember thinking when I turn 18 and I have some autonomy, I'm just going to sleep all day. You should have gone to my high school. They let us. We could take naps. You could leave school. I should have. Your high school was preschool. Well, because they wanted to fuck us.

They were like, oh, get them in bed. Take a nap, little kids. Come on. Sleep, sleep, sleep. Stay on pillows instead of chairs. These are the fuck you on. In or on. I offered to digitally disempack you.

I know. Todd. i almost had todd do it but i will tell you what that is an option for you too little one on your hard constipation day i almost you got to learn to get constipated what would you do are you a diarrhea girl no i'm a constipation what do you think digital means like you're gonna put your finger in my digits swirl it around i needed it more than life does it work yeah because a lot of people um um who are for instance like wheelchair bound or have lost the ability to they've lost their like micturition their reflexes to micturition sounds like the rib to poo or pee um they need assistance right and one of the ways to assist someone to poo is to digitally disembowel i would

do that to either of you guys if that happened. Would you? What about like, should she squirt water up there? Like an enema? I'm working. I've worked some magic moves. I did have to cancel. I'm so sorry I had to cancel these weekends, you guys.

I did not. My agent, it's funny. My agent said when I told him I was going to do the egg stuff, he goes, you're not going to be able to perform. How did he know? And I was like, because he has other, other. Female comics. Yeah.

And I was like, no, I think I can do it. I think I can do it. And it's just not the comfortable that. The discomfort that I was told I was going to have is it does not work with traveling and doing stand up. It's not like if it was like spots at the comedy store, I'd probably be able to do it. But it's just and hormonally, I think the hormones are like just leaving my body now, he said in the next couple of days. So I'm feeling like good again.

Yeah. And it's also catch 22 because like you just, you know, everything that's happened, the ruptured cysts and then having to take medication to deal with the ruptures and now they're not pooing. But so they gave you colas that didn't work. OK. And miralax takes three days i don't this was not every day this was like i need like a fucking c-section are you allowed to take um supplements like magnesium i already take magnesium every day i think i would up the magnesium yeah i take a lot of by the way can i keep taking uh prenatal vitamins they make me

look so pretty i think everyone can take folic it's the full yeah it's a folic acid so your baby doesn't get spina bifida literally the most beautiful is that right i have no idea that's so funny how confident she was that you didn't know that i for some reason think pete is like the most like responsible dad he would know all of this she's like we look over peter spina bifida we just never told you he's like i, I have a tail, bitch. Haven't you seen I have a hairy tail? I used to work with kids with Spina Bifida. Love my Spina Bifida kids.

You guys are the best. I love those kitties. But anyway, kids with Spina Bifida. Okay, not Spina Bifida kids. Anyway. I'm just thrown off that you used to have a pager. You didn't get a pager? No, and now I fucking want one. I'll get you a pager. I was poor and I had a pager. Can the three of pager no and now i fucking want one and i'll get you a pager i was poor and i had a pager can the three of us that's like goes with poor people i feel

like pagers were like every person has like very poor person i feel like can we bring pagers but i feel like that's how we do all our business communication is on our oh god another way for you guys to not respond wait but only if we're speaking do you guys know how to write in numbers because i do i'm a fucking whiz i just know one four three that's it annie is nine um one seven one seven one three that's annie you are looking quite asian right now i'm not trying to be racist but you guys did not write full sentences on pagers and gorgeous did. Did you even have the Motorola pen? You had one, Pete. I didn't.

I wanted one real bad. Never got it. Guys, I don't want to brag, but I did have a pager. And it was baby blue jelly. What? Yeah. Mine was green jelly, and it was a Motorola. Because we didn't have girl colors.

You had jelly ones? What color would yours have been? I think blue jelly sounds like yeah copying me yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what was i gonna say oh i got an f in racquetball in college i'm gonna probably told you i got an f in racquetball in college i thought i was gonna be able to just talk my way out of that one and the lady was like no bitch she's like you didn't jump to be able to just talk my way out of that one. And the lady was like, no, bitch. She's like, you didn't jump to any of the classes.

Like, my elbow hurt. She's like, fuck you. I got, I did the opposite. I got out of an entire elective course that was like PE in college. I'm like, who the fuck needs PE in college? But it was one of the final courses I had to take. But the first day I was like, look, if I do like 50 pushups, do I need to come here every week? She was like, no, you look like you could. And I did 50 pushups in front of her and I never had to show up again. I'm like, look, if I do like 50 push-ups, do I need to come here every week? She was like, no, you look like you could.

And I did 50 push-ups in front of her and I never had to show up again. I'm like, I'm fit. I work out at home. I don't need to be here for this. I didn't know you could negotiate with the gym teacher. Oh, you don't know. You can negotiate with all of them. Okay, my art teacher, my college art professor, it was my painting class.

I did three paintings. Okay, I never went to class. I never went to the critiques class i did three paintings okay i went never went to class i never went to the critiques i did three paintings one was of a it was the assignment was to do something in black and white and i did a um cube ice cube tray and it was fucking good okay it was very hard i picked a hard object so i impressed him with that i did two self-portraits and um and i did nothing else but i was friends with the teacher I used to babysit his kids and stuff and he can't would come into my restaurant all the time so I were like coming to the grade time I go I realized like there's no I always thought like I'll make

it up at the end and then it was the end and then I was like oh fuck so I go in and I'm like um I'm like hey uh can you just like just hook me up with like a B or an incomplete or something? Just give me a B, just hook it up with a B. And he goes, he's like, Annie, you showed up to none of the things. You didn't show up to one critique. I cannot give you a B. And I go, I'm so sorry.

When you show up to my restaurant and I give your family free food, did you earn the free food? Oh my God. Did you earn it? Or did I just hook you up with the food? And he goes, all right, I'll give you a B. Don't tell anyone.

He's my friend. That did not work for me. So I took a whole year of O-Chem, organic chemistry, and like my second semester of O-Chem. O-Chem sounds like something very different. Like your orgasm camera, your webcam girl. Well, I tried so hard. My professor, shout out to, his name was Professor Marlon. He was so good and so great.

And he did his job excellently. But, you know, I just was not very, I wasn't a very diligent student at this time. So I was kind of like half-assing the course. But we talked so much about MMA. He did jujitsu. And I just thought that gave me points. And in my head, I was like, I don't need to try that hard in this class. I can't just synthesize these fucking things all day

and I really thought I had an in and by the time the semester was over I got a C plus and I felt super betrayed but I really respect them for giving me that C plus I really like when you fuck up on so many classes like you come to really accept the C plus

you go you know what thank you so much for that c plus but you don't have to retake the class or anything yeah i had one teacher uh a teacher in college who um used my it was my writing teacher we had to write we had to take an object and write like a story about the object i took this this polar about my grandfather and i wrote this whole story about my grandfather's death and which is so funny to like I mean no offense I was gonna say like crying about your grandparents dying when people's parents are dead but I wrote this thing and um he I never went to class after that I would always do one really good thing he used it as the example for all of his classes he didn't tell me this till later he gave me like a c minus and I

think I didn't have to retake the class but then he came into my restaurant and i didn't own the restaurant i just was very loud and drunk so it felt like mine but um so he he came in and i was like oh my god you gave me a fucking c minus he goes but i use i give your thing out as an example to all the kids and i go okay not really the credit i was looking for but. Dude, that's what my stepdad did to me. He gave me a fucking F. He was your teacher? He was my high school history teacher. Your current stepdad?

Yeah, Roger. He gave me an F. Did you call him Roger and he was like, I have to give you an F, you keep calling me Roger. Yeah, he gave me an F. Maybe it was for father. Was he trying to get... Oh, thank you.

Slumping all of our childhood traumas. But also that's like... Was he just like trying to get so that your mom would of our childhood trauma also that's like was he just like trying to get so that your mom would have to come get involved make her horny well he he i wish i hadn't told him he hated procrastinators and he hated that i was um the class for me was easy i was getting like straight a's always well his class i was getting a's um and he was just like i told him i was like yep did all of that last night he knew that i had procrastinated and it wasn't he graded me not for what the

criteria was for but based on what he knew i could have done but what i actually under delivered and he was like this is a lesson for you you didn't try he's like it looks great it's possible but it's it's not up to what oh my god he's so one of your parents i'm like how your parent is that such good parenting i'm like fuck you're already my dad i guess it's advanced parenting i no one would dare parent me on that level give you an f no way you're screaming reason and a care behind it i'm i'm surprised to hear that in college you guys didn't go to class because to me I'm like college is so expensive how I never missed class and in fact like it wasn't until I started hating it and thinking it was so stupid when I was like this costs money I'm out of here like I'm quitting because it's so I was so focused on the cost of college I um no I got

full ride at first so I didn't have to because i was an athlete but when i got out of there i went to community college which was affordable you stupid bitch yeah and then community community community and then back to um cal state long beach but but you're right by the time i got to cal state long beach nursing school yeah i made sure i didn't fail out of every class i tried i tried to do that like where i broke it down by how much like how many hours how much it costs per hour because i thought maybe that would work to get me to go to class but i just don't like being told what to do yeah i just don't i think there's a word for that wasn't i have that it's called demand avoidance is it demand avoidance

can you pull that up defiant it's probably the same thing it's when people tell me i have to do something where i'm like oh that's it you're never especially in art class and stuff like that used to always bother me because i was like demand avoidance involves not being able to do certain things at certain times either for yourself or others and also refers to the things we do in order to avoid demands it's actually one of the some a trait of people on the spectrum. Sometimes it can be that makes sense. I kind of relate to that. Like, I feel like sometimes like if Dave is like, Can you unload the dishwasher today? I'm like, I'll do it tomorrow.

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Truebill.com slash Trash Tuesday. Wait, I know we're going all over the place but i'm dying to ask you something um you had shab on tiger belly yesterday can you please tell me wow that's the first time we've heard his name on this podcast ever it's literally been brought up but can you tell us what happened i want to be like super like kind about this whole thing because I think it does it did take a lot for him to sit in front of us. I I got to tell you probably one of the most boring episodes we've ever done. it was so tense it was very uncomfortable and um i didn't i wish that i i was going in there thinking that he would just like take responsibility for everything but there was one piece of information that i felt like i still have a big like mistrust for him so we have a long way to go really even after you had him on yeah and we talked about it on the show i think like you know

i don't have any ill feeling towards him anymore but there's still a lot of mistrust and only because you know i he's still not willing to admit that um what we said on the show ultimately led to the whole spectacle that became the reddit accusation he's saying those are two different occurrences but i'm like shop the timing is very strange because it was only a couple days after our live show that the the reddit accusations came out and the slandering came out so we're not there yet i think that we have a long way to go before like we fully like have some type of uh i don't know like goodness between us but i do respect that you know i appreciate that he had the balls to come on the show okay but can you tell me then like what did come out of it like

what did he own up to i wish he had the balls to come on this show because i still after hearing um him talk to everyone except me about it i realized realized I did misinterpreted it. And I, when he I watched the did you watch the fighter and the kid? I did not. I don't want well, I, you know, I didn't realize he was being so bullied that he was afraid for his life is what he was saying. And I guess when he asked me to walk to the truck, he wasn't wanting to do sexual favors. I'm so embarrassed by that. But he needed like an escort because he was scared that the haters were gonna come for him. And I actually, guys, I actually made a petition to not be mean on the internet anymore. That says petition to no be mean.

To no be mean. He spelled not wrong. I think we should no be mean on the internet. I have stickers. There's different colors you can use. No more mean on the internet, especially to these good guys because they are just trying to fight for freedom of speech and so if you say mean things about them i'm going to make sure this gets to elon musk and we're going to stop this right now so if anybody wants to sign it i've got different colored crayons and stickers you can choose from your favorite colors so sorry but i have to ask so so sorry but i have to ask so i'm just curious so they they're scared yes it was because they were bullied that they were able to bully others oh because they were being bullied i misinterpreted it and i am do i put listen i know it's gonna take a while but i hope you do forgive me and i hope we can move on i have lit nothing for love but you. And yes, so I misinterpreted.

It's very embarrassing. This is what I'll say. Is that not the color you want? No, I want a different color. I just want to say. I did ask him. I said, Brendan, I was like, you got to come on our show. Like, you've got to.

I think you've got to talk to Annie. This is what he said. He's like, Kalilah, just please not this week. I didn't know they were victims of this mean bullying online and it was affecting them so much. And I'm so sorry to contribute to that. And that's why this petition will be sent to Elon Musk.

I am so sorry that this happened to them. That they were so scared that they had to commit a federal crime. I know comedy's hard. You just signed with a heart. Yeah, I'm just sending love to those criminals. Pete, did you just sign with a heart? Yeah. I'm just sending love

Pete, did you want to sign? Criminals. I think you should pass this on to the crew. Oh God. No more bullying behind the scenes, you guys. Do you hear me? Kalilah,

no more bullying behind the scenes. No more calling and threatening. It's just, I will continue to tell stories I want. I have no interest in me tooing anyone nobody did anything wrong i don't care if anyone hits on me i really don't even care if anyone hits on me that wasn't the point i was making a point anonymously if i wanted the clicks for it and the drama i would have said the person's name i still am not saying their name

um because this was not my intention at all but i am allowed to tell a story that's interesting to me and i think is like relatable and to any woman in a workplace. Yes. Well, here's what I'll say about this guy or girl. And it's it's like if you're not if it's not true and you didn't read the comments, how would you know that it's you? And why did you say it's you? you and why did you say it's you what what do you guys have to say about the fact that like the way i saw him and the way that like he comes off to me he seems just genuinely broken by the internet like this is somebody who is really like a parent like i i don't want to put out like i don't buy it either because we all get shit kalilah literally I read the comments from our last episode

bomb threats at his shows do you think they're gonna bomb I have lists of men that aren't allowed at my show because they threaten to kill me all the time this is what goes with the show people who think that like oh we got one over on everybody cause we told this story we're now being harassed

everything I post online I'm harassed about these like walk me to my truck why they wouldn't want to fuck you by the way i know that by the way if those people that we're talking about watch this show nothing i say will be heard because i'm ugly to them oh my god here's what i do i will say you know if my dog was behaving badly um i can see how someone would call me and be like get your dog in line right but you're not a dog yeah i have said since the beginning anyone talking to me about this offline i never said this person's name i'm never gonna say their name i was that was never my intention.

He can call me. I said that over and over again. He can call me. But instead, it had to be this whole thing. Behind the scenes bullying. Behind the scenes, I did tell him that I think I think your best move here is to call Annie. But I'm just going to say this. I'm taking the truck out of auto park.

I'm putting it neutral. I'm letting it slide down the hill. I'm done talking about it it's all good but listen guys if we zoom out a little bit on everything on our lives like this is a joke this doesn't matter it's an anonymous anecdote it's still always just not matter like and what i find interesting in all of this is that you know the players involved the little game a telephone that has been the people involved outside of the three of us the people in between who are they're all having this is high entertainment for them including our friends and colleagues who were

like what's happening oh no but he said this all of them think this is a dumpster fire they cannot peel their eyes away from. So we have to see it as, you know, for me, it's felt like a lose-lose. Only because it's like, like, everyone's just laughing at this whole spectacle. It turned into. Seems like a win me. That's what I go for as well. I just tell jokes. But it's like it was, you know, and that's why I tried to convey to him I go for as well. I just tell jokes. That hurt my feelings. Can you guys not do that anymore? Instead, now there's federal, possibly federal crimes.

So to me, that's an absurdity that I cannot wrap my head around. And I'd like to officially say I am exiting this fucking circus. I think that, you know, we work in this field of people, most of them are clowns in Arrested Development. And maybe that's me too. All of us. But this clown is leaving the fucking circus. I'm out. I'm out. It's not worth it, you guys.

We have a great show. You know, we didn't mean to hurt anyone. Then we were told we were intentionally hurting someone. When we never, there's when we never there's right it's done it's done and people's personalized are not our business i don't care we don't we don't care you guys do what you do it's been i mean it went to the top let's just say that this whole situation this small little podcast operation one minute of little girl talk. You know, it just went all the way to the...

I'm a big girl, bitch. I was doing big girl talk. Oh, Kyle, she's right here. Oh, my God. That's so mean. She's the little girl. As Brendan Schaub would say, it's water under the rug. But, Brendan, it's your move.

We're done. Come to the show. Come hang out with us yeah so i also wanted to clarify for the audience that watched a tiger belly episode that shab said that he had like 300 pages of evidence against us but then it was never shown to us or our production team even though i had continued to ask for it right um but at the end of the show he was like i will show you after the show but i'm like well my audience is not going to know what we've seen um so i'm putting this information on trash tuesday instead what we saw was a very zoomed in photo of html codes um numbers no context on a paper and you know when you encirircle something on your phone with red, it just said the company's email.

And then he showed me another page, all HTML code, no context, completely zoomed in. And it said Robert Lee, which is not even Bobby's like government name. And that was the- Is that a president? Robert Ely. It wasbert ely oh my god general

yeah that's so i can't believe you had government officials coming after him on reddit so i know that so fucked up i was supposed to update the we were supposed to update the audience in tiger belly but we forgot um but those are two things that i saw and i was like brendan this is a joke this is a mickey mouse like someone could have just sent you this my mom could have just photoshopped this um so it was your mom i'm giving him i'm giving him the benefit it probably was i'm giving him the benefit of the doubt however and i am his team is now working with my production because to me, when I saw it, I was like, I like with all due respect, Brendan, but this cannot be real. Like this is a joke. And he was like, well, so we're still working.

And don't be mean about it because we did make a no mean. about it because we did make a no no mean i was not shown anything uh substantial or anything that would even match his accusation towards our company so that's what i want to say out there that's the truth that's a that is the truth i wanted to put up as someone who knows that bobby doesn't know how to buy a computer i that's checks out for me bob Bobby doesn't know how to check his email. Like he doesn't know how to even log on to his email. He I don't think he can text barely. Barely. He better not be able to.

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We want to spoon you magically. Okay, wait. Did I tell you how I helped my poop? Oh, yeah. So what was the final solution? Okay, so I called the doctor. I go, look. Because he was like, just wait a couple days. I was like, I don't have a couple days.

I was like, I am so sorry if this seems dramatic. I've had to cancel two weekends. I'm missing out on thousands and thousands of dollars. By the way, it's not. I'm missing out on seeing my fans. I wanted to see them. I don't want to keep them. It's not dramatic.

Dude, bowel issues are, you know, like those will derail your entire week. He goes, can you take a suppository? I go, doc, last time I took a suppository, I fell off the toilet. He goes, oh God, don't do it. He goes, you're right. You can't strain. You could pop another one.

He didn't say pop. He said it clinically. Wait, so you're not going to take just a suppository after you've had it? It doesn't, it didn't, when I tried, that's when I did, that's the passing out. That was what happened.

It was me. It wasn't working because it was so hard. Sorry. You were putting. Not to give out boners. This is a boner warning. If you're with your wives, maybe have them leave the room. We know you're about to was so hard. Sorry. You were putting not to give up boners. This is a boner warning. If you're with your wives, maybe have them leave the room.

We know you're about to get really hard. Can I ask you something? How did you administer the suppository? And were you doing it in just a really savage way that you caused yourself to pass out? No, no, no. It wasn't the insertion. It was inserting it and then it didn't work. It didn't break it up enough.

Yeah. Because I think it might have been like ester's head size like it was like i was like i it was like ass birth it was crazy and i needed an episiotomy and it was not coming and i was just and then it popped it ruptured the cyst and then that was they thought it was appendicitis i was in the hospital for eight hours oh lord and um it was we had a good time i always have a good time so it was fine but then uh so then i called the doctor yesterday i go look i got it todd was like i'm booking you a colon what do you call them colonic he's like i'm booking you a colonic and i was like well let me i't want it to rupture another thing. So I called the doctor. He goes, you can get one. I go, thank you so much.

Did you do it yet? I did it yesterday. I have another one today, which I don't think you're supposed to get two, but this is an extreme. Can you wait? Tell us everything about it. I can't wait to tell you about it.

So you go and she's got sage. She's making it real chill for you. And she went in. Todd filmed the whole thing. Todd came came with me there is possible content coming but i have to review it to see if it's too disgusting we may have to pixelate out some things but so you go in she and i was like i i don't know how to explain like it was insane i was just crying all day i couldn't walk so they flip you on your side and then they insert this tube into your ass and they flip you back and then she like massages your stomach and it squirts the water up your

asshole fills you up and you're like ah she's like once it's like too uncomfortable let me know and then they release it and then you see like little like duties little flakes coming out and different coloring and stuff she's like when she put it in she goes oh i can feel it's in there there was like a turd there's a turd do you have a friend named esther in there and it was just it was so painful but i knew she was like this is gonna work you're probably gonna have to come back again tomorrow but so she shot out and things were coming out it would hurt and you would it it was an hour. She was massaging. And then afterwards you go into the bathroom on the squatty potty and you get the rest out. And I gave birth.

And Todd was in there too. Congrats. And then you don't fart in front of Bobby. I've never taken a shit alone in three years. But then he couldn't get out because there was a new client wait that's making me think of how whenever dave comes near the bathroom and i'm going number two i always shout like privacy privacy and he's like this is why the door closes you can always close the door nobody's ever closed the door in my household my family like open door bathroom door policy yeah i mean i i do like having company when i poo just not

bobby just not my partner yeah because i think he has a poo fetish what he likes to inhale my fumes like that's how todd is he's like i want to see your mess todd likes all my mess but because he wants it so much i just can't give it wait when you said todd likes all your messes he wants to see everything not your shit though right i mean he would like it's he's not like fetishly looking for it but he would be like he would take a look would he wipe you yes he was like i'll stick my finger up your ass he kept telling me i almost had him do it i'm leaving dave for todd you're leaving todd for dave i'm leaving you don't make me laugh i'm gonna pop a cyst do they go away eventually these cysts i i don't know why are you looking at me dr wong is at your disposal i've had i know we have to get him on because i am giving such confusing information.

I don't know what's happening. I'm like, Dr. Wong, I'm sorry. I've had ovarian cysts and I've had them when where they rupture and it's very painful or you just have them and then the doctor's like, we'll just check and then they're gone. They kind of just go away on their own. So for the most part. Sometimes they'll even discharge you and be like, it was probably a cyst probably a cyst that's what they give you demerol back in the day like that's how i've been for a week you probably well yeah because you probably

vagaled out is what happened your vagal nerve is very yeah it's still up there though my ass wouldn't pop out it's still up there guys general life advice as a person who leans towards constipation you should really get out of the habit of pushing hard like if this is not happening don't just move on that is my policy no pushing yeah it really when when i started getting like that's what she told me that's what she told me with the tube up my ass too she's like don't push you're gonna have the urge i'm like this feels like lamaze class like everything was so birth like it's basically the same thing right it's not i just want to say too um sort of unrelated but i i watched you guys on h3h3 and i it really i appreciated that bobby talked about like the way that women were treated at the comedy store like 10 years ago and it made me realize why because i'm always like why do i feel

so connected to bobby why am i so like undying like just so loyal and loving towards him and i i kind of put it together in that moment that when i showed up 13 years ago um every single older man there either i'm just thinking about how old they are elderly some elderly either absolutely just didn't look at me right right like i just didn't exist or like said something creepy and like sexual to me or elderly mouth kissed you no that's so funny i get kissed every night on the stage um but bobby literally invited me to denny's with the guys and treated me like a young comedian and like did he make you pay wouldn't have been funny she's got it he would just like i just felt like i was in a club when bobby was there and

would take me out and i i'm like oh my god like he made me feel included when no other man there did and i'm like wow that's a that's crazy that's amazing that he did that for me. I don't know. I'm just like, I think it's cool. And generally, I'm just really proud of the fact that something similar to what you said, which is like, he's 50. He's like, I'm 50. I'm no longer going to be bullied by. He's like, I've been around this fucking business for so long and I'm still getting this. People like to work with Bobby. He's respected. He has a great reputation. He's like, I've been around this fucking business for so long and I'm still getting this. People like to work with Bobby.

He's respected. He has a great reputation. He's lovely. He's just the most lovable human being. I think it's important to, sorry to interrupt you, but for the first time, I'm sorry to apologize for the first time ever. But I think to learn from how we saw this other person handling this, it's like a really good time for us to really, really, really realize that our people are going to be our people and understand us and the other ones are not. And that we cannot take the criticism to heart because we just watch someone make a whole huge thing out of doing that. And haters going to hate hate you know but i appreciate projecting on to you it's just but i appreciate you girls so much because you were aware of to

an extent of the situation with bobby and i and there was just no judgment you were like kidding yeah you guys you know love each other you do what you have to do to make it work you're going through a difficult time um you know and i really just want to say like thank you for not being like assholes or just just being supportive just be like hey your love is your love your rules are your rules and i don't know like from the bottom of my heart i just want to say like thank you for just being like always having my back. Oh, girl. I appreciate you saying that. And I mean this in the best way possible. I just don't care.

Right. Why would I? I'm like, I love Bobby. I love Kalilah. They're both like in my life forever. I don't give a fuck. Like that. I don't care.

I just don't. It's boring to me. I don't care. Yeah. But I masturbate to it. But I masturbate to different scenarios. Whatever you give me, I like. pete i see green bananas coming my way they weren't right ones these are the right ones they're like a little brown too he was looking at

the bananas like this he was like thank you did you throw did you bruise them a little on the bottom to kind of soften them up wait did you guys know that carlos has covid that's why he's not here should we call him during the banana hi calling you live from the banana break show us your covid are you it's it's only on the phone sounds like you're out are you out with covid you motherfucker what's going on i did go out with covid what carlos don't advertise that a person you can date it's not a guy i wore a mask i needed to buy weed don't smoke it ding dong eat it are you smoking and vaping oh don't brag and vaping. Oh, don't brag. And vaping. He's a forever teen. I got the antibodies yesterday, so I'm like, I feel like I'm okay.

You're so rich. Do you feel a little better? Even Rogan couldn't get me those. Do you feel better? I feel a little better. Yesterday was horrible, and today I just feel super weak, but I'm trying to get high and just chill how do you think you got it how do you feel like that's different from your normal life hollywood saturday night what clubs any naked people dancing wait no naked people when we did your netflix as a show

or a festival show i was thinking that this would be because you tested positive yesterday that would be too soon that maybe you got it from bad friends and friends I actually think that's when it was but who I feel like you want to be bad friends and not your show yeah that's correct this is a marketing ploy

does Andres have it it was fancy it was your show fancy we call them fancy c now fancy covid our show was copy free completely they turned away so much covid we'll see maybe we find out from someone in the green room that night but anyways we just wanted to say hi and make sure that you're okay and can you bring us better bananas in five minutes the bananas we would rather get covid no they don't even have a label on them these are brand lists oh okay well feel better carlos love you carlos miss you thank you feel better you go to your get some soup from your one erwan soup what a controversial issue why so the most delicious that's all i'm eating i really try

they have split pea and mint that i oh it's my favorite how i love it so much because i was like who likes this oh it's my favorite i love it so much it's so delicious i really tried i tried three different times i'm like, this is a complex combo. I'm really trying to get there. It's okay if you don't like it. You can just move on. No, because I just think that there are very few things I dislike. I pride myself in being able to eat it all. And this was one where I was like, I just don't.

I love that soup. They haven't had it in a while. And I love soups. You better not have complained too much about it. I got it taken off the menu. I haven't seen it in months. By the way, there's a new era one right by um my spot so have you guys ever gone on like a california road trip and seen that big sign that's like stop here for the world's best split piece it's on the way to

not it's kind of close to harris ranch it's close to um when you drive on the five to san francisco yeah yeah it's anderson's anderson's yeah yeah is it like i stopped yeah and of course for the elderly woman stopped i liked it too but i was kind of like why is this a thing it's not well they just named it that no one named the world famous comedy story the world famous comedy story except the owners of the comedy story right are you saying why is the thing why is pea soup a roadside attraction in California? Just saying it's the best. Because it's people like you who would stop and get it. We should have named this the best podcast.

That's very George Kimmel, by the way. His Twitter handle is voted best tweets. Loser. By whom? That's so lame. I'm a soup girl. I'll take any soup pea soup is fucking good what's your favorite soup i really on you want to get down you want to go there a pureed broccoli creamy but dairy-free How could this keep you constipated?

Just a thick, creamy, but knowing that it has a veggie in it. Broccoli, fake cheddar. Yeah. When you eat us out, do you want us to put like a carrot in there?

Oh my God. What's your guys' favorite soup? Um, OG chicken noodle soup, but I love to explore and expand um oh also lima bean lima beans great any bean soup is great with like bacon how are you constipated i don't know i'm like most most soups matzah ball soup my girl hey girl we got 23 of me is making me more jewish by the i do like matzo ball. I'm at 23%.

Oh, sweet and sour cabbage. Ugh. My favorite soup is, it's kind of, it's called lugau. It's very, it's like just a rice porridge. But it's kind of like arroz caldo. That's my favorite. Yeah, with chicken and ginger. Yes, that's my favorite.

Todd's mom makes it. It's so good. It's really good. I love that. How can I get that? Where can I try it? Also, hot pot. Can we go get hot pot?

Hot pot's the best. Hot pot's so good. Yeah, we should go. There's good places. It's so good. Taiwanese hot potese hot pot you're a vegetarian or no yeah it's like this it's um it's and there's like a little boiled egg there it's very comforting yes yes it's very very good also egg drop soup i mean really oh my god hot and sour soup so good you guys or even just a very simple miso i'll tell you my my least favorite, wonton soup. I'll eat it, but for some reason it just never hits me right. I wish I got a different one.

Are we clam chowder? Of course, but I've been lactose intolerant too long to fuck with that. I'm not there yet. I haven't turned lactose intolerant yet. I turned un-lactose intolerant. Oxtail soup. Ooh, like pho and stuff like that. Obviously very good. Ooh. Let's go get soup. Oxtail soup. Ooh, like pho and stuff like that. Obviously very good.

Ooh. Let's go get soup. I'm so ready. I'm getting my ass sucked out again at four. You lucky whore. There was more in there. She goes,

you need to come back. I go, I know. Sucked out? It was amazing. Twins. You have twins. I wish you could have seen Todd. Todd went through it.

I have the best boyfriend. Dude, Todd's the mvp we should knight him why do i feel like like the funniest thing possible is for you to call us two like todd is missing he dove into the toilet to chase the turkey he's like fuck i put her engagement ring in. We should really pitch him to be knighted. We should. And also, if there's any diamond places that want to give us a free ring. Oh, yes.

Let's talk about this. Wait a second. I think that choosing a diamond for a woman shouldn't be a solo job. No, no, no, no. We went and looked. We looked at it. And he literally, the first one he picked, I went, I'm so glad I'm here. I would have been.

He knows I'm going to be mad at him if I'm not involved okay so that's a very uh delicate situation like guys are not meant to know what we what jewelry we like right like when did dave um what kind of ring did you get from dave and did he recycled who did he get input from he um well keep in mind it was demanded we were together for six years before he proposed and i what year was the ultimatum i asked for it like six months in oh okay so um but he had like a family diamond and then i just said i just it was a loose diamond i was like i just want like this plain it's so beautiful i love that is the best case scenario. Handed down diamond. So it's free.

Everyone got fucking married before me. There was a ring that was supposed to be mine, but I gave it to my brother. Really? That's nice of you. He never thanked me, but it's okay. I always joke with his wife. I always go, oh, you can keep it. Well, Annie, we want you to get the diamond you want. I've been looking at them.

My diamond tastes are more basic than i thought explain like i really like a pear shape i didn't realize i would like i just like really cute looks like a little teardrop like we did see one that was really cute but i don't know if i want like gold or silver because i wear more gold but silver i think looks better i don't know i think i think just platinum just to keep it simple yeah because i think that's the one metal where it's like it can take a lot of abuse. I just like things that I can destroy and then they won't be destroyed. Like friendship? Destroy it, but it will never go anywhere.

It will never leave you. We, the kind of engagement ring that I have in my mind is a little bit like more complex that's why we i befriended nick potash yeah from maui he's an amazing jewelry that's why that's why nick we're being transparent here send us the send us the jewelry nick we had fun with you we like you you now. We love you so much. Nick brought us such good snacks. They were so thoughtful. He was so cool.

I love him. He's still a friend. Like, this is why I love. I don't, like, there aren't a lot of fans or people that I meet, like, after shows or whatnot that truly become, like, I become bonded to and real good friends with. But when they do do when it happens it is like a lifelong friendship i feel that way about this girl named dorothy who was the first girl to ever come to her we had a live show tiger belly did there was like 20 people and she was one of them and she's a huge she was a huge fan of you esther she actually found us through you oh my god

and um now she is somebody that i just adore um don't you wish you said jay wolf i was just gonna say i have a list jay wolf jess i know you've given me some jazz sheriff scab raymond donut power like i i know scanners you pissed me off but i'm i'm telling you scanners i used to when i used to do my patreon i used to hang up on on them. I used to get so mad. I'm like, I'm done with you guys. I'm going to hang up on them. But I just feel like there's this extra layer of like goodness in that friendship. Like even when I, how I feel about like Nick and stuff. Like he's somebody that like I genuinely. John Kroll.

But. One of my, one of my great fans texted me and wished, said he hoped I was doing better. My friend Phil, who's been he was so cool because i was getting so because when i first my first fans were from when i did opie and anthony so they were so mean because that was just like the culture like they were just trying to get your attention that way but phil was nice he was nice go pack phil um and he um so he just i got him into moon tower he watched he came to came to Chelsea lately and got to watch my taping. Like he's the man.

It's so much fun. Yeah. When it works, like when it's safe. Yeah. And when it's not safe. You guys bringing up that guy though, Nick from Hawaii. I'll never forget the moment after we did that museum tour where he gave us all something he gave me weed and i saw in the car ahead annie saying where's the weed and he pointed at me i

couldn't believe it and annie just who doesn't smoke she just looked at me like this and i was like i'm sorry i've never been so scared i'm ready to give it up good i trained you well it took 13 years to get this reaction. No, I knew you weren't going to smoke it. You didn't smoke them. No, I know. I totally didn't. But I was like, and if we're in separate cars, I'm like, I got no weed.

Trust that it wasn't at you. It was my own addiction. I was like. Oh, no. I loved it. I was like, we have no weed. Nick, where's the fucking weed? I started yelling at Nick.

Where the fuck's the weed? I think I am ready to smoke with you guys. I'm there. weed i think i am ready to um smoke with you guys i'm there i quit smoking weed but i'll smoke oh shit no i don't want to bring you back in no i think i cannot i can i can sleep over yeah well here's the thing i just had to do it the last the last two weeks have just been just i'm so fucking exhausted and i think it is at a point where i should pick up an addiction at this point yes it's warranted like kissing my pussy no Esther when you found remember when I first told you guys or Bobby and I you know like talk to you guys about like or when you found out that we

were in an open relationship were you kind of like I just found out today were you like kind of like oh shit can I get in there okay i actually have a theory that you think that okay because i remember texting you once randomly just being like i'm super horny and like and then i felt like i've never not had fomo before except this moment i just i'm so glad you never texted me that this was and i remember I remember being like, oh, wait, like, this is weird timing on my part. Like, does she think I was, like, asking for something? No, but you know what you did? You were like, you, me, and Carlos then were, like, looking at different available sex workers,

women that could potentially, you know, that i could have yeah you know well because there was a moment where you guys were gonna have a third right right right right you and carlos yes of course they were interviewing me for that role oh you guys i never care i was just whatever whatever you want whatever you want in your life. I support. Whatever makes you happy. I am supportive of. Yeah.

It's not hurting anyone and you're not. So thank you so much for just continually being here week to week. Hell yeah. For loving us just as we are. For loving us in our most imperfect ways. For rallying behind us for defending us just overall just being the fucking best slugs three girls could ask for we love you guys and we'll see you next week thank you Thanks for watching!