Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Erik Griffin Duels Annie & Khalyla

Episode Date: August 17, 2021

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come see me live i'll be at the hartford funny bone august 27th and 28th the milwaukee improv september 3rd through 4th. I'll be shitting and vomiting into a bucket doing ayahuasca, September 5th and 6th. I'll be at Zany's in Chicago, September 7th and 8th. Cleveland Hilarities, September 9th through 11th. Never forget. And I'll be at the Life is Beautiful concert in Vegas, September 18th and 19th. Go to Annie Letterman.com for more tour dates. There's so many more coming up from October on. All right. Bye. Hi slugs. It's me. I just wanted to let you know I have a website with all my tour dates. You can check them out at EstherOnIce.com. I don't know. I'm not a figure skater, but I thought that was

cute. But I'm announcing I'm coming to New York in the fall. And as you know, all over Florida and San Francisco and Portland. I'll see you guys there. Get tickets at EstherOnIce.com. And please check out the Sad Malibu Barbie drop for Sleepover by Esther at SleepoverByEsther.com. Wait, by the way, you said that you didn't have a cowboy outfit. I do. This is the most cowboy outfit I've ever seen. No, no, hey, she just threw that together. I know.

You know, woke up this morning. I'm wearing magnetic ones by the way you look Indian right now I know I know I was like there's definitely like

cops and robbers and they're missing out because of cultural appropriation and you've got to stop this people let us appropriate what's the one thing that you wore once upon a time

that you for sure cannot bring back now I mean Janko jeans no I mean like for Halloween when I was younger I dressedanko jeans. No, I mean like for Halloween, when I was younger, I dress as Osama bin Laden or I dress as Pocahontas one time.

I really went for the full cultural experience. I was going to say, you know what? You know what? You know what? Also, by the way, she looks like Pocahontas is dating a cowboy and she's wearing his stuff.

And then Bobby walks in. You're like, who is this guy? He must be, he must be bounty hunters that have come to get this guy and get him into jail. I like to consider myself a bounty cunter in this outfit.

It's pretty good. What would a cunter do? Explain your outfit, Annie. And by the way, guys, welcome to the show. We have a very special cowboy theme, if you can't already tell by my fit i just want to say guys the sheriff's in town and the sheriff's got muffin tops and you're very proud of it i like that i appreciate it and eric i feel like um you

came a little bit underdressed but you generally look like a cool older cowboy anyways the mustache and everything i didn't trust like you look like you live in brook and everything? I didn't trust. You do look like, you look like you live in Brooklyn, honestly. But I didn't trust, I didn't trust you guys. You know, like when you say to somebody, wear a costume and then I show up

looking like Dracula and then you guys are like, what's wrong with you? That's actually such a good idea. Can we do that to Esther? Let's do that to Esther. Yeah, I didn't trust you guys so I was like,

I'm not dressing like a cowboy. Esther, we're dressing like the ugliest thing we can possibly be. And you guys don't even acknowledge it. She just comes in and you go, what the fuck's wrong with you? We get prom makeup and stuff. We look gorgeous.

I know I told you that I gave up lashes last week. But my mind has since changed. They're back on. I got the, these are the magnetic ones. And what are your thoughts? I, it's hour gave up lashes last week. My mind has since changed. They're back on. I got the, these are the magnetic ones. And what are your thoughts? I was, hour one,

we'll see. Now, what are you? Magnetic lashes? You know what's so funny? I was like, we're going to point a gun at a black man. Are you black?

Enough. Cause I feel like you, we talked during the, what is it? What was it called? The Black Lives Matter protest. It was a protest. And then, but I was talking to you during it. I was like, Eric, it called? The Black Lives Matter protest. It was a protest. But I was talking to you during it, and I was like, Eric, it's time.

You have to tell us what your fucking ethnicity is. It's time. He's ethnically ambiguous. People that are in Hollywood don't understand that what Eric has is, and Kalilah, too, you can't shut the fuck up about what you are. You should be very quiet about it. You know why? Because you could get cast in so many things.

Now it's cultural appropriation if you play a Native American, but you could have been crushing it. He will never say, so he could play anything. I want to know. It's just a mix anyway. I have family from the Caribbean. You know, that's the, say, 30%, 40% black part is my family that's from Jamaica and from Belize.

Cool. And then, like, you know, the other side, I don't even really know is what the problem is. Do you know where in Belize. Cool. And then like, you know, the other side, I don't even really know is what the problem is. Do you know where in Belize? What do you mean where? Was it in Punta Gorda? Oh, Jesus.

That's like, but that's like the fancy white part. I'm at the Punta Gorda in my life right now. Wait, is that where you... Well played. And it looks good. We're surprised.

Everyone's surprised how good this way game looks on me i really think everyone is wait annie a lot of black guys i'm sure like is that where you were you handled or you jerked off turtles i didn't jerk off the turtles in that one and i never fucking touched those turtles i the pussy juice was everywhere but um i did start looking at turtles again with love oh what i'm changing. How long did it take? I was just at the pet store and I was looking at them walking around their little. The red eared sliders. Are you going to hold the guns the whole episode?

Yes, I am. They're very light. Wait, I have something. It's very LAPD. All right, I'll hold this instead. You can pick. Get the guns. Get the guns.

Get the guns. Just put, don't even pull the, like, please don't cut yourself. No, it's not a, it's not a. Oh, it's not a. It's a comb. Get the guns. Just put it. Don't even pull the nut. Please don't cut yourself. No, it's not a. Oh, it's not a. It's a comb. Oh, all right. Do it. You know me enough to know that this is a comb.

All right. For my mustache. No, I was in. It was the same trip I. Okay, so I went. I had a year off from school. This is very white girl, but I had a year off from school in between. And so I went to.

You had to find yourself. Yeah, I find myself. I should've gone to India. I found myself a Sherpa dick. That's what George did. He found a Sherpa dick. Well, you were religious. So you, was that your rump Shreimer? I went after, uh, after college, I went to India to work in Bollywood. You did. Why does that actually look like it's supposed to hold balls? Your mask? Doesn't it? Am I wrong, wrong gabby i'm not trying to make fun of you like a hammock you give oh my god it's a banana break hammock we should sell those merch idea no you should sell masks that could also look like panties you know what they have you know what i mean they i was trying to get it for the show but it was just some porn star

someone sent it to me on dms but some porn star was wearing this like mask the suction mask over her mouth that was a set of balls and when you breathe in and out like the balls wiggle i wanted to get it for the show but i don't know if they exist i think she got them custom made you can make masks easy just go you know but they were like these were like there was a mold for them oh gotcha gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Like I maybe, I think maybe some real balls were dipped into some. Is that a thing that women buy? No.

Do you got, you know, there's some male porn star you like and you buy his dick? You know, what's his name? What's his name? There is a porn star not too far off from what you're saying. He's a Spanish porn star and he's actually going to prison because he accidentally killed someone with toad venom. Oh, during that ceremony, the compost ceremonies? Yeah, because it's apparently,

it mimics sort of the effects of DMT. And Nacho Vidal. His name is Nacho Vidal. You guys know Nacho Vidal. No. Pull him up. Pull up that cock let's see that dick

he's so famous I don't know I don't know the porn star's names the last porn star star I knew was he looks like

was James Dean and then once they started canceling porn stars I was like I'm out I don't when did they cancel porn stars they started canceling

porn stars it's a thin line between what's your job Jesus Christ what's consent look at your job and so what was it george like he accidentally killed someone he turned into a shaman with with he's a cock shaman i mean if there's any if there's any biopic to be made it's of this guy and what a demise i always think about that like if you're a shaman like I know shaman who shaman men who are married and it's like how do you like how do you make the move isn't that kind of a breach of power that's true well that's like all those yogi guys like anybody that's running a yoga thing yeah

they're always fucking everybody at the thing well have you seen the documentary Bikram that's why they don't call it Bikram anymore but I I mean the ones that are like actually like in love. Like even if it's like totally innocent, like that's got to be an awkward like, is this a date or are we on... Well, that's just like therapy. Hallucinogens. People fall in love with their therapist. But that's illegal. I know.

That's what I'm saying though. It should be probably similar. Well, I guess you just can't shaman your girl. You got to be like shaman hands off. gotta be like my six hands are off well it's the same way that if you are let's say a gynecologist or an obstetrician you're not supposed to deliver your own baby if your wife's in the hospital aren't you like i'm good at this yeah but when your emotions are involved you're not doing your job in the most optimal way but when should we kind of pissed if your boyfriend like what if bobby was a shaman and he's like i'm sorry i i just can't help you what would bobby and you but you but you see him

helping everyone else you'd be like yo can i get a little i i would not want any shamaning from that man even if he was the best shaman on earth. What would he be even a shaman of? I don't fucking know. Getting through life, rolling through life. Just rolling. He's always just rolling. He already is sort of a shaman of the tiger belly people. He thinks he is.

He's the David Duke of their... He is a David Duke of sorts, I think. Can I just say, you look so hot this is crazy i do yes i'm sad i missed the oh you see the fake modesty over there i have low self-esteem annie knows me she has low self-esteem it's it's starting to get frustrating i'm gonna start slapping you around wait hang on do you guys whip your ass until you really make sense she you know if she had better self-esteem, she would be with a hotter dude.

Yeah. Well, how do you feel about your model fiance? By the way, congratulations. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's all about, I think women, y'all know how to look at other things. Yeah. You know what I mean? This was the fake fight we got in.

I'm so sorry about that. Can I apologize years later? Here we go. I want to make a public apology. No, no, no. It was fine when we had to fight i thought we squashed it until i'm looking at this clip that people sent me from this fucking podcast where you guys are just first of all her just going like can i tell you something eric griffin said to me like like just like just out of nowhere i said you know what you

should wear lingerie that's not what the fuck happened and what did i do on monday i understand but like that's so funny it didn't help all and then she says and then this one jumps in oh lingerie. That's not what the fuck happened. And what did I do on Monday? I understand, but... I wore lingerie on Tiger Bell. Oh, that's so funny. It didn't help all... And then this one jumps in. Oh, well, let me tell you. And then you even said this. I don't even remember what it was about. And then you just... I was like... And thank God Esther was just

like, mm, it's gonna be quiet. This isn't gonna go well. Let's just say Esther doesn't dip her toe in the pool, okay? Yeah, she didn't even want to show up today. Esther doesn't know how to go well let's just say astro doesn't dip her toe in the pool okay yeah she didn't want to show up doesn't know how to swim let's just say that i wanted you guys i wanted to show you not only do i have yeah you want to say consent yeah i have consent hit their pasties they look great you're so lucky that could really have been a mangled mess she had boob job then she got rid of the boob job he knows he was there the day after I took my titties out

I was trying to look I was trying to see it you're like no medically I would like to say I'm curious it's like you know look as a dude we have such a stupid perspective on breast surgery you know it changed talking to

a friend of mine one time she rocked my world with how she said it because it's like, you know, she had big titties that were fake, you know, and she said, I got rid of them because I was just tired of the attention. Now, a guy perspective is, what do you mean you're tired of the attention? That's why you got them. You want to have big, you know. And then she said to me, she was like, no, I just wanted to feel like a woman. I wanted to wear dresses a certain way.

I wanted to, you know, I just, you know, and I was like, oh. They do look so good in shirts. Like, I do love a cover. They did it on me. They did it on me. It made me look like. Well, it just turned you into a different thing. And if you have the self-esteem you have, right, which it you're you're good you've worked on it though so it's like you can take a compliment

but people that have like true low self-esteem when someone calls them hot it like almost hurts them because it's like that's not how i feel yeah i think that's mostly what you nailed you actually nailed it right there we all feel that i feel that you guys can compliment me all you want i know i'm amazing it's it took a while to get here but taylor hansen's taking over oh i just watched an old concert of the hansen or the hansen brothers hansen just hansen and oh my god annie identical i know i'm not kidding like people i think people think it's like a hacky thing to say that okay i was in middle school when they came out do you remember Oombop

yeah I looked I looked they were the original like they they broke the mold of the boy band because they actually

wrote and played their own instruments I know they were like little Christian boys they were like the Georges wait but they

they now play with like the Philharmonic like they're like legitimate musicians they also got married when they were about 13 they all have like 27 kids. I was like, okay, boys.

They didn't succumb to the lifestyle. Good for them. And you know what they also did? When they wore rollerblades, they wore their knee pads and their helmets. Like how funny is it to be a boy band that's all brothers that look like girls and to wear all of your protection in the video?

It's so funny. What I wanted to show you guys was actually not my titty, but a very iconic shirt that I've had for a long, long time, and it's a vintage Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty shirt. Oh, it's a Conway Twitty shirt now. Twitty, because we did tweak those titties, didn't we not? Yeah, you can still. That could be your merch, Conway Titty.

What did you think? what do you think what was your expectation of when i told you like i got my implants removed what did you think they were gonna look like i thought they were gonna be like empty bags like like a bean bag that needs a refilling and they just look like they look great small regular yeah that's what i thought i thought to myself was like you know you you, you were just like this busty, you know what I mean? Yeah. I remember first meeting her

and Bobby brought you around. I was like, oh brother. We were all pretty surprised. Yeah, all brother. And then she was very like, also overly sexual, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Kalilah, you would hug. Roll the tapes. I stand by what I said. I take back my apologies. You would hug. No, no, no. The way you would hug people, like I remember, you gave me a hug time, and it was like full body hug.

Well, hang on, Eric. When you have double Ds, you don't have a choice. Also, by the way, I give the best fucking hugs. He's got some. No, no. What are you talking about? I'm down 40 pounds. You actually don't have titties.

You don't have titties. You have a belly still, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's looking better, though. By the way, this is the hardest part to lose when you're losing weight. You lose weight like this. So I'm shaped like an ostrich. You know what I mean?

I like an ostrich. That's an ostrich that's in the orchestra. So that's what happens. The hardest part. That's the part that goes. So when I'm losing weight, it always starts in my face. Yeah. You know what I mean?

And then it starts to go here. You are like a cute bird. Is that okay to say? Yeah, then it's like right here is where I have the hardest part. Like a rotisserie chicken. Yeah. These are skinny legs. Yeah.

It's the hardest part to lose. But I think that's what happens, especially when you get older. Yeah. Like the fat loss sort of switches. And he's right. It does stay in the center a little longer. I have this in. I want to go cool sculpting and see if that works.

Let's just say, guys, when I get a flat tire, I got a spare, all right? I know. Annie, I want, well, here. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Something happened to me this morning. It's like a bad radio show. Bam, bam, bam, bam. Annie said a joke.

Ba-da, ba. Something happened to me this morning that I desperately need your advice on. I got a phone call from a very sad nine month pregnant wife of a friend of mine, basically saying like, what is he up to? You saw him this weekend. What was his behavior like? And I didn't. Number one, I didn't know that she was nine months pregnant and about to pop is she fat no what do you mean you didn't know you haven't well no that's

how little he when i asked him how's your wife he was like she's just a possessive bitch oh got it and i'm like she's always trying to get me to like put a crib together and paint a wall blue so he's a monster so he's a monster yeah well okay here's just that story already lets me know he was my friend annie this is something you would have done because it's like we're very tied into our friendships that we made in high school he was a friend a boy that i knew in high school and i had some questions yeah finish this story never hooked up with him okay that's first question bro he was did you give him sexual full body hugs never full sexual body hugs i don't care what you say it was real sexual it was like one of those it was one of those where i was like oh this is too much no they

want that it's projection it's projection i'm gonna leave it at that i almost kicked her in the face not the face not the face please not the tits grow okay so you never did wait wait wait yeah was that by your choice or you both had was it mutual or was he always trying to get with you and you were one of those like oh you're just my friend did he want you i when i was younger i never perceived it like that it was always a bro sister thing i was going through a lot and he was just a nice boy got it okay and so 20 like about a month ago he was like hey i'm gonna be in la remember danny danny used to be our old drug dealer well just marijuana but and he's like let's all get together i haven't been down in la haven't seen you in 20 years so i was like yeah sure and on the night out on saturday i invited gilbert i invited bobby neither of them wanted to fucking

meet me there because i always like protection i never want to see someone after 20 years i don't know what they're about i need friends right by the way you were not in town can i tell you something right now if i hadn't seen you in 20 years yeah and i walked in and you looked like that i didn't look like this i wore no no i'm just saying just the way you look in general i'm just saying the way you look in general i'm just saying he was probably blown away. Well, I was not dressed like a hot girl. I made sure to not dress like a hot girl because I was alone.

And in downtown LA, I'm like, I'm not going to play that game. Did you wear your bathing cap from the last episode? With my goggles? Your bathing cap. I mean, wow. Can you even imagine? Just say you don't want to fuck me. Criminal.

It's like, don't do all that. Wait, does Gabby do the thumbnails? bitch she's sabotaging us how good was that though i look like a straight up condom head i yeah i was really proud of you i was impressed thank you well that was my whole life there's i can't escape the fact that that's what swimmers look no i gotta i have a bathing cap i'm sure i got one online you can find me swim cap A bathing cap? Swim cap, yeah. We were swim. We had an Olympic episode. Aren't you happy?

I was on the swim team when I was whatever age I was. I stopped because I didn't want to shave my body. We want you to actually. We would like you to join the swim team because that's a lot.

It is what it is. You could potentially take eight seconds off your best time. That's what I'm saying. It was ridiculous. That's what they were saying to me. Yeah. You're a good swimmer

but you need to. I was like, nah, I don't love this that much. I wanted to win so bad I shaved my asshole. I shaved every single. I shaved my toe hairs, everything. What was going on in your asshole? Was that taking off time? Oh, that's at least three seconds of my time.

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at mintmobile.com slash Tuesday. That was a visual right there. Okay, so you walk into the restaurant. We call it a tuft. I like your ass tuft. Don't listen to him. So anyways. He's a sexist.

Here we go. Remember when I go, your arm hair is offensive? I'm anti. I go, your arm hair is offensive because it is what it is. But your ass hair is disgusting. Yeah.

No, the way she said it, it was disgusting. I think it's beautiful. Don't take me out of context. You don't have to shoot me the name of this fucking show. Out of context? Let's do it. Out of context. You guys, will you just fucking listen to my story?

You're the one that went on a fucking tangent about your hairy ass. We always let you finish your stories on this podcast. It's tuft of hair. Oh, you want to make it a tuft okay just for the imagery anyways so i did go out i hung out with this person and my ex drug dealer for an hour of my life and it was a good time but who i saw was not the same person i knew 20 years ago this person was looking to party and looking to fuck and looking to misbehave and i and all i know is that he is married he has a kid and that tells me also he always wanted you yeah i'm sure you did okay well i'm glad i rolled up looking like a fucking dude is what i'm saying well um and so uh when i saw his behavior i asked him i was like wait like you

know what is it like how's your wife how's your family and, I was like, wait, like, you know, what is it like? How's your wife? How's your family? And basically I was like, oh, she's possessive. And I was like, no, she's not possessive. If she knew how you were behaving, like based on what I'm seeing, I was like, she's not possessive. She's correct. Yeah. She's her intuition is driving her fucking crazy. Well, I got a message this morning, a long essay, and it's his wife.

She's nine months pregnant. And she basically said said i saw the messages he was sending you on facebook he's like she was like you were super appropriate and um but i want to know like you know he's like i'm desperate i've been with him for 15 years like i'm about to pop like something has changed in him in the last three months and i didn't know what to say so i said hey call me i don't want to have to explain myself on text and i was like i think that you should die to him i didn't say anything what are you talking about that's where her mind goes see what i mean like a tricky bitch over here

no i don't check i don't check and i i didn't like i felt so bad she was crying and i was like look like trust your intuition i was like i haven't seen him in 20 years i don't know what his baseline behavior was but he's not the person i knew right 20 years ago and i was like you're nine months pregnant if you're about to pop tomorrow like he should have been with you not to insert myself here but like homegirl like trust yourself is basically what i told her and now i feel guilty that i said that no you have to because she asked you it's like you have to tell the truth i do right yeah of course well it's not even just that you it's okay for you to feel empathy and put yourself in the situation if you if you were in a similar situation you're saying i would feel that way too

and you're you know what i mean it's it's not your job what are you supposed to do it's not your job to control her like having positive emotions it's your job to answer her well should i have answered at all or she just stayed out of it like i just asked you though she asked you it's your job to answer her. Well, should I have answered at all? Or she just stayed out of it? She asked you though. She asked you. It's like, I don't know. Yeah. And I was like,

wait, I'm a girl's girl. Like if I were in her shoes, I just put myself in her shoes. You could have ghosted, but it's like, why? Now that would have made it,

I think that you would be sitting here going, it would have been a different question. You would have been asking us, should I have said something? That's what you would be doing right now if you didn't. So either way, you followed your instinct and you did what you needed to do. now if you didn't. So either way, you followed your instinct

and you did what you needed to do. I think you got it. I just try to be honest. And it's like, he's doing the thing. It's like, I do that too where I'm like, I'm always like protecting someone's bad behavior. I'm like, why am I protecting him? Yes, and so that's what I thought in the past

because you know, I've always been friends with dudes. Yes, that's always happened. And it's like, wait a second, like why am I being such a fucking pick me girl and like defending these dudes bad behavior when and i know they're my friends but at the same time it's like i had a when i was in my most heightened triggered like like accepting my trauma that had happened to me i mean i was fucking livid it was like i don't know five years ago or something i mean i was just like so i had just realized that everything that happened to me did not happen to everyone. Yeah. And that like, it wasn't my

fault. And I was just like, everyone like just so upset. I went on a podcast. And I said, I don't want dick pics. I was like, I do not like dick pics. And some guy sent me a dick pic right after that. I took a screenshot of it. And I posted it onto his Facebook page. And he freaked out and started calling. I don't know how he had Kurt's's number but he had Kurt Metzger's numbers on his podcast and so he freaked out he's like I'm a teacher like she needs to take it down or whatever I'm like no no you sent the thing I said I don't want something like the insult happened when you sent the thing yeah whatever happens after that is not my fucking problem it's like my choice to do with that information what I want to do yeah and I think what ultimately how I feel about this whole thing is exactly that where it's like if you were to call me and say hey why the fuck would you even

like open your mouth i'm like dude like i don't have i i'm just knowing you again i just met you for an hour i didn't know that you had a nine and a half month fucking pregnant wife at home had i known that in piece of information i wouldn't have gone out with you at all yeah like why are you here yeah like why are you here getting like absolutely demolished and then showing me pics of like women you've hooked up with i'm like i i wouldn't and anyways it was just really sad and like well that that so now it's like did you tell her that part no well you just did well show watch i basically said like i was like he looks like a guy like spiraling in some way and i was like that's that's really all like i can say like that was my perception of everything

they're obviously going through something oh i just felt like the heartache in her voice and i just felt like really sick about it this morning well i met a guy once who was like at a wedding and he was trying to say he was in an open marriage. And I was like, I was like not I was like not having it anyway, you know. But he was like, yeah, I'm in an open marriage. I was like, does she know? Like, I fucking hate that shit. Like, yeah, you're in an open marriage.

But he had all these kids and stuff. And he was saying to me, like, he's like, yeah, we just don't have sex or whatever. And I was trying to be like, all right, I'll listen to this guy. I'll be like a woman that's not his wife. I'll hear him out out not interested in fucking him at all but um he was like he's like yeah and it's just like we never have sex anymore and i was like oh well why don't you like try to like do stuff for her so she wants to fight he goes no it's i don't want to fuck her and i was like oh god i was like oh i'm so over this i don't feel bad for you and he's like yeah it's just after she had the kids and i know that's like a real thing that

happens to guys where but fuck you that's your problem that had the kids. And I know that's like a real thing that happens to guys. But fuck you. That's your problem. That's not the girl's problem. Oh, my God. That's exactly what his wife said to me this morning. She's like, you know, I'm on my second kid. My body has changed. My self-esteem is really low. She's like, I just want to know the truth.

And I'm like, oh. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Is your response always, here comes a guy in whatever setting. And he's clearly trying to get with you. You entertain this or is there ever anything in you just to be like, this is not going to happen? Yeah. But I'm saying like, do you ever do that? Or if you don't, why not?

Sometimes I do it and sometimes I don't, right? So sometimes it's like, it's like, it depends on what the situation is. Like sometimes it's like it's like it depends on what the situation is like if it's someone who is like I'm working with you kind of have to like there's a dance you have to do I mean it's like guys are always doing some bullshit but it's like I you have it's just like you just be gross she's she's right there's always a dance and it's like I'm not gonna fucking me too I'm not gonna be like this guy is attracted to me or whatever it's like he's just like shooting a shot i let people shoot their shot once same if they do it again i i'm like and i've already said no that's like that's a fucking that's a problem and he's a thousand percent correct it's like i'm not supposed

to assume that he knows i have a boyfriend he's shooting his shot right so in that moment i'm polite and i i take on like whatever advances he's putting on because i don't he doesn't know but in that moment where he's like asking for my number and i'm just like hey like no thanks like you know i'm not interested i don't even say i have a boyfriend i say i'm not interested yeah only because it's like i'm not saying no because i have a boyfriend i'm saying no because it's no well there's like back in the day that's a whole different thing because that makes him feel like if the boyfriend was out of the picture.

Right, right. And then sometimes it's like, sometimes you're like, maybe I do want to just give this guy the ego thing. And it's like, sorry, I'm just like not available now or whatever, you know, just like let them feel fine. And then they go off. Sometimes, yeah. And that's like, who knows?

That's like from whatever my own bullshit is from my dad and my brothers and guys I dated when I was a kid. Well, it's even in that moment, like when I was younger, I used to feel codependent where I'm like, I don't want anyone to walk away feeling bad. Yeah. But like as I've gotten a little bit like where I am now, I'm just like, I'm just too tired to take care of anyone's feelings anymore. And it's better for them too, right? To know like to know the truth. I mean, you should know what your batting average is know like to know the truth i mean you should know

what your batting average is you should know the truth about it and that's what i'm saying surprisingly i would always prefer i prefer somebody just being like no thank you yeah and i'm just like okay cool boom done well you know a lot of guys actually take it pretty well exactly like huh they take it pretty well a lot of guys that's what i'm trying to say i think that like i feel like you're gonna get the visceral response that you probably need anyway. Like, so I'm saying like,

if you go, no, and if the guy's like, well, fuck you, then it's like, well, I'll say this is why I'm saying no.

Or a guy's going to be like, I had a guy. So I had a, like a producer guy that hit on me. This project I was working on. And I would get like, I was going in like not every time, you know, like, so I wasn't like a regular writer on the show and he fucking leaned in for kiss and I was

so pissed and I immediately like I was like no dude so annoyed it's just so annoying it's like you're in like you are the one that hires me like fuck you and so I was so annoyed because and I used to have so much fun with him I used to like hang out with him all the time and it was like are you serious dude and then the minute I was single he did that and then I was so annoyed. And I used to have so much fun with him. I used to hang out with him all the time. And I was like, are you serious, dude? And then the minute I was single, he did that. And then I was like, all right, shoot your shot, whatever. Maybe you just like me. It wasn't maybe.

He obviously liked you. Yeah, I know. It's not always like, but it's just so annoying. It's like, can we do it when the fucking show's over? And also, can we not do it? I didn't want to do it anyway. So I was like, no. And then I left. want to do it anyway. But so I was like, like, no.

And then I left. And then I texted him. I was like, so when am I coming in the room again? Like immediately, like I'm not like forfeiting my fucking job. You know, like I'm just like, hey, remember, we work together. And I'm yeah. The other end of that, though, is there are moments that Annie and I talk about where it's like it's very clear someone's coming on to you and you say no. But when I have a girl's night out, the rules change a little bit and the rules change on the

dance floor. So I always tell Bobby this. I call it my it's called HF, which is heavy flirting, but I take no numbers. I take no names. I don't even look at their fucking face. I thought that made a whole form. I thought it was heavy flow oh my gosh she's bleeding on them that's great and so let's say for instance i'm dancing there's someone behind me and i'm just dancing i will i will grind up on whatever dick there is behind me not even turn around to look at their face the song is over i walk straight forward there's no exchange of words there's no exchange of anything it's just having a good time with your girl.

Just going out on the town and leaving a- How many guys right now watching this are like hoping they see her at a dance club now? I'd love to get those Kalilah blue balls. Yeah, she's like, there's Kalilah. They got sweatpants on with no underwear. Imagine, I'm imagining her doing it, but it's square dance. Like I don't think you have to

touch their dicks and square dance kalilah or it's a wedding thing guy to the left and glad to the right it's a fucking um the electric slide bobby is so not threatened um by anything at all like even when i said i was like sweetie please come with me to see an old friend of mine he's like please please please don't make me go please don't make me go and i was like what if like he's into me he's like i don't give a shit please don't make me go yeah i totally get that energy i don't want to go see you some guy from high school just get so sad yeah it's like why you don't want to see that the life leave the eyes of a man when you show up with a guy you know what it is though you know what we need to work on?

Because I'm actually getting a lot, like these questions you're asking are interesting because I think I've done so much work on myself just in the past few years that I would have a completely different situation. Well, you know what I want to say about what you were saying earlier is, and what I appreciate about you in this moment,

especially because this is layered, it's nuanced. Because you're having a good time with the guy you work with. There is some chemistry especially because this is layered. It's nuanced because like it's, you having a good time with the guy you work with. There is some chemistry because you're having a good time. All right. So is there a possibility like, and it's like what you're talking about is, Hey,

let's be professional. So yeah, we're having this thing. Let's be professional. So maybe like outside of work, if you want to take a shot, cool. If I,

and if I want to say at that point, Hey, listen, I really enjoy working with you, but I don you want to take a shot cool if i and if i want to say at that point hey listen i really enjoy working with you but i don't want to i'm not romantic with you like that is there then it's like on the other person to be like all right you know what yeah i'm into you like that but i think we have a good one like if he stopped bringing me in that's a dad that's fucking exactly that's me too that's what i'm saying also is it's like okay so louis and his apology said this and i thought this was actually so good in his apology he said when i was asking these girls what i thought i was doing was asking these girls a question but what i realized now is i was presenting

them with a predicament and that's something that i was like oh that kind of like felt like rung true where i was like in these working environments when you are kind of afraid of that and it's like it is a comedy room so it's like and we you're right we do have chemistry but i'm like dude i'm fucking crushing in this room right now like do not ruin this thing because you want to get your dick wet it's like it's not like he was on one knee proposing to me it's like he was trying to fuck me at a party you know what i mean it's like yeah yeah dude like but i had a and my ex-boyfriend helped me with this um because i used to get so offended when guys hit on me. I thought it meant they didn't think I was funny, right?

Like, I thought it was like, you know, all of these, like, the bullshit guys tell you when you're coming up and you're doing well, and they're like, it's just because you're a girl. And I'm like, I'm fucking funnier than you, dude. Like, I'm sorry. I was funnier than these fucking guys. But then it gets in your head eventually, and you go, wait, am I only getting things because everyone's trying to fuck me, you know? And then, so I had this thing in my head where I felt like when guys hit on me it meant they didn't think i was funny or respect me and what i realized is

that's not i mean that's just like from my own past shit was i get it molested um but it's like what what he taught me was he's like no they could be they're probably just more attracted to you because they think you're funny so it's not like so there is a way to make it there is a way to be like oh i'm gonna take the compliment of this and just like tell them the truth and not worry about their feelings, but just like tell them the truth rather than trying to like maneuver around it. See, I feel like it should be dealt with. I mean, I feel like people should have more open communication about this. I think instead of like denying, like I never was like when I was younger, I'd be the kind of person i'd be like i'd be like that guy pretending like i'm your friend and then a year later i'm like i love you i've always loved you and it's so

fucking annoying right i know how annoying that is right so later when i got later when i was like had more confidence in myself i would be like nah nah nah nah nah i'm not trying to be your friend right yeah we listen i don't let people dictate the terms of the relationship to me right i don't get friend zoned because i'm like nah nah, I'm trying to get with you. You're getting way blacker. No, I'm just saying. I'm like, we are really, we're coming, we're getting really. I'm just saying, it annoys me when I hear guys talk about like, she's got me in a friend

zone. No, no, you staying in a friend zone. It is totally okay to tell somebody no. Because first of all, you can't just be my friend. You know what it means to build a friendship? You can't just tell me, oh, we're friends now. No, I don't know you like that. So no, I'm trying to get with you.

So you deal with that. You have to put it. And then if you go and then so if you say, well, let's I don't want to do that. The other person has to have some maturity to be like, you know what? This chick's talented. I like how we work together. I like what she does. I just have to deal with my attraction.

But I don't say you deny it. The dude's into you because you were great. You know, you were funny and you were attractive and you guys had good chemistry. He just needs to learn how to deal with working with somebody you feel that way about it's just like it does feel like such a like a weird betrayal that when you're like not expecting it it's the same as the friend thing like it's like so you've been friends with me this long or we've been working like it's just like that's what your intentions were this whole time it's like oh it's so annoying however but i'm saying to go in on that before i don't want to cut you off but i

just want to because this is great. You can cut me off. No, no, no. It's just. I do it. So it's just that. Annie, we both know we're both carrying a credit balance month after month. Listen, I got back pain carrying this debt around.

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but I understand why you think that way. And that's what I'm saying on the other side. Guys, you know, deal with your feelings. So it's like, no, no, no, that's not the reason. Because it's like, I can understand, and if I'm in that situation, I'm just saying, well, damn, this is like, why not and my my response to that is always just because you can doesn't mean you should but don't ignore the fact that you want it right just deal with those feelings that's the most

important thing that's what i'm saying is to like not be threatened by your attraction towards other people because what happens is that people think they always have to act on their feelings and sometimes sometimes you just gotta feel it without opening your fucking mouth and i always tell bobby this like or legs ladies or legs but it's like that's the hard part it's like do you do i believe that bobby has only ever had feelings for me in the eight years i've been with him unlikely does he believe that i've only had like attraction for him and of course not but it's like i'm not threatened by either end i like how it was like not likely and then hers is of course not you see that distinction there but it's like if i if i'm just not threatened by it because i'm a fucking human being and it's always gonna exist i just don't

act on it because i'm mature enough to know where that's yeah yeah i have like i've had guys that like before i was dating todd we were like so fucking flirty like it was like i'm like twirling my hair and spinning around them and now when i see them it's like hey sir you know like it's like i just won't like i just it's just that's not like what is in this world for me anymore i remember that show uh my so-called life yes my second season you can still do it I know my so called life is literally a perfect show it was a perfect show

but there was a scene in the show where I want to start just like gunning myself okay remember the girl so she has her pretty friend

Rayanne no no no the other one the good girl Cheryl I forgot her name so she had sex with her boyfriend.

Right. The football player. And then she said something that was so great because she was saying like, once you let a guy have sex with you, he then thinks that he can have it all the time. I was just talking about this with my hypnotist. You know what I mean? Exactly. This is weird.

And this is what we're talking about right now it's just a perspective you need to have just you know so it's like for like because that's a guy thing it's like hey we we fucked so now we fucking now i used to have a joke about when i was like when i was uh first on comedy i was like you know twice i was like i'm not ready i'm 27 i'm not ready because you do it's almost like you it's like fuck you just don't once you fuck them it's like yeah you have this like responsibility responsibility you feel when you do, it's almost like you, it's like, fuck, you just don't, once you fuck them, it's like, yeah, you have this like responsibility. Responsibility. You're saying as a female perspective, you feel like, well, now I'm not. And I'm saying, again, we really got to get to a point of communication where it's just

like, just because I did this, but I don't want to do it again. Or I don't want to do it all the time. Or, hey, just because I, maybe I had a weak moment. Moving forward though, I would like it to be more romantic now or whatever it is like that i mean that's just what happens can i raise my gun real quick go ahead how much better would our show have been that pilot if we could have had real perspectives i know but the thing is is like the guy that was making it he just wasn't like it was like they they tried to like match something together and i knew the potential i said the potential could have been

like this would be a great fucking show this is it guys if you want to show about two uber drivers that are actually comedians that are driving people to go meet up with their ex what was it like they were like we were like gonna bring people back together no it was just about like i don't even at this point now it's so muddled in my head that i'm just like whatever what but it was guys and girls you know you know different perspectives dealing with like and it just it just didn't go the way we wanted it to go clearly you know to hell you know but it was the potential was there i mean i thought we were we had good whatever it was but that show i'm just saying like that's just by the

way most romantic moment in TV history to me was when they're walking down the hallway and she you know he wasn't acknowledging that they were together they were dating and then uh you know and they hold hands and then she has that look on her face when he did the lean I'm telling you do you know how many guys I wasn't attracted to got me sopping wet because they did the Jordan Catalano lean. It's like, this is what you have to do. You have to lean in. Don't, this is actually me too now, but if a girl is like against a wall and they, the guy would lean in, he would just like, he would take your personal space from you a little bit and then not say something hot. Like just say something like, do you like pickles or whatever? I mean, that actually sounds like a sexual thing, but like, you know, like, do you

want a sandwich? Like, it was just like, yes, the lean. Oh my God. Some girl, by the way, came to my show in Buffalo and her name is Jordan Catalano. Oh my God. God, I feel like I've missed out on an entire. You can still watch this. I'm going to watch it.

Listen, there's every character in this show is somebody that you know. It never made it to the Philippines. Oh man, this was such a great show. Let's watch the recap. You really should esther's never seen any tv show except the twilight zone right so and um what oh we shouldn't watch tv i don't know we should do a episode by episode recap yes it's so it's literally my dream zoom me in for that because i love that show we should yes we should because honestly eric i love that show i say this all the time if i think

my life would be completely different if there was a second season of that show. Wait, there was only one? Yes. Yes. It was a nightmare. What happened? You read it. Listen, you're going to watch that show and you're going to be like, I need to know what

happens to these people. But why was there only one season? I read a book. The woman wrote a book. I read a book that was supposed to be the second. But it was a whole lot of things. It was contracts. I read a book that was supposed to be the second. But it was like a whole lot of things.

It was contracts. It was like at that particular time too, shows needed to get like 20 million views to be like, that show now would be the best show on TV with the views that they got. I remember hearing too that it was actually targeted towards parents. It was supposed to be like more about like the parents. And how they deal. Oh, it was so.

Were you upset when the mom cut her hair? I was. Yeah. It was triggering because my mom went that route too but it dealt with everything like marriage problems gay yes guns in school guns in school it dealt with like um it dealt with so many different issues insecurities and jared leto as unrequited love he was the fucking hottest pressured of sex like he took her to a party i was like he he was so hot and it's like i think it also i'm not kidding i think i dated guys that like couldn't read because i was like it was another member they they dealt with literacy oh yeah he was stupid and then i was like i need only idiots i would only date guys that were like the stupidest it was just such a great show i gotta watch it i love

a good tv show that moves you. Thank you so much because I've never felt more validated because I'm getting to this like age in life when people are like, what are you talking about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. On that note. You know what? You feel old, but just real quick, you know when you realize you're getting old, you know, sometimes you just, things happen. Because I had this funny thing

with Rachel, like we both felt really old. So I got this gift gift bag and it's actually a cooler and a bag you know what I mean so like when you open it up like you can keep Red Bulls and stuff yeah like a Trader Joe's little right right so I I said Rachel here you can have this so she took everything out of the bag and she's now using it as her purse and she put like a little thing of grapes in it and she's telling me she's like like, Oh my God, the grapes were still cold. And I was like, you're so old now. Look,

that's an old, like if you were, if you were like 14 and your mom was like, look at my bag, you'd be like, mom, that's a cooler. And she was just like,

it just, you just realize the things you think are cool now. Yeah. Like if you think about like young people are going to look at you like, are you crazy? Like that's also, it's like, Oh my God,

you're not even gonna believe how much sleep I got last night. Right right this was incredible i went to bed at 9 p.m last night yeah all the things that uh all the things that we uh like as you get older the things you think like holy this is the stuff that's when you feel like you're out it's when you get out of touch that's what being old is it's just out of touch with young people think it's cool yeah or if you're like ice cream for breakfast and then you're like that's not if you have ice cream for breakfast now you're like there's something you start talking about what it's cool. Yeah, or if you're like ice cream for breakfast and then you're like, that's not, if you have ice cream for breakfast now, you're like, there's something really, really cool. And you start talking about what it's gonna do to you. Ooh, I'll be in the toilet.

I always do a vibe check with Jules. I'm like, Jules, how am I reading today? Old, young, am I reading Gen X, Gen Z, millennial? Am I reading Jenna? Yeah, but with her, you're old. With her, you actually, cause you come in, you're like this, you know. I'm super mommy vibes with her. It shocks me when. Because you come in. I have to be. You're like this, you know. I'm super mommy.

Momster. It shocks me when you mention that she has a mother. I always keep, I don't know why in my head you're going to like reveal to me at one point that you had her in high school. That she's my kid. I mean, look, it could have happened. That would be something that would have been on my so-called life. Oh, yes.

That it's really my kid. There would have been a toilet baby. There would have been a toilet baby. Rayanne would have had a toilet baby oh Rayanne oh my god imagine Jules is my toilet baby

you know what you're the Rayanne in this I'm Rayanne wait did she really have a toilet baby no no but she would oh okay that would have been season two

she was the bad girl bad influence I think I think that's another reason I was a bad girl too I mean these shows had a lot I also really like like watch her aroundby she might no i never was that part i never was that part i always i never fought over dick you can have the day i will say this about annie fighting

over the dick it would be about she was wanting something that you can't have i had a friend she doesn't read that way at all when i first met annie like her and i are very like we girl code is thick between us yeah no i make sure people i'm like i would never and i'm very though i'm so attracted to bobby and i i just slide off the chair when i think about him i just you know our friendship is more important thank you so much what she basically just said is thank god bobby isn't hot at all no i would never i'm not i really am good at it's almost like when i i used to work at actually a restaurant called the cowgirl and i used to dress like this there was karaoke on fridays or one of the days so i was so good at like i can block music out

and i think it's the same i like i can very i'm not attracted to people what happened to her i i will i think we can all do that also you it happened to you you when you were young yeah with becky right she she had a best friend who took one of her boyfriends when she was really young so that shit sticks with you yeah yeah and you just it was so dirty you know what it was though it was what you were saying it was like what rayanne was doing where it's like a jealousy of yes someone else yes yes it ain't about the it ain't nothing it had nothing to do with the guy whether you're attracted or not it's about like in our friendship i have to be better than you right you know and that's what that's a whole different vibe and she was like even if she wasn't better than her with school and stuff she was like the

sexual yes yes yes yes yes i need to have this you know oh my god no but you know what wait why don't you guys start uh my so-called life podcast? I know. We just do it. We just watch it. George, set it up. Done. George, let's do it.

We can all do it because I know exactly what you mean because I was thinking about it. Because the other day when I came here, she walks in with lingerie on and a shawl. Very matronly. It was very, yeah. She ruined it with a grandma vibe. From Ross.

She had a cane. She was like, you know but for me my first thought is like what the fuck's going on here like it wasn't even a thought to me to be like well damn you know and i think that a lot of that has to do with like i knew subconsciously that is part of like my relationship with bobby and you know my own thing and i was just like so you can be like that but can you you also see where- We all can be like that. But can you also see where, when you said that she was giving sexual hugs,

that maybe she wasn't giving sexual hugs? I could promise you from the bottom of my- His face is so funny right now. From the bottom of my uterus. No, no, no. You were a different person back then. No, no. No, no, no, no, no.

With all due respect, while I like you very much as a person, and never in my life have I ever perceived you or even wanted to give you a sexual hug. I'm sorry if my D-cup titties got in the way and made it sexual, but that's maybe why I took them out because maybe dudes like you

were perceiving it the wrong way. Oh, it's me. Oh, it's my fault. Okay, so now I can't be gaslit? Okay. You were almost gonna... You know what I'm talking... George!

Hey, it's time for a game, guys. We're going to play mustache ride or nah. Okay. Mustache ride or nah. Oh, yeah. Great segue. Are we going to ride this mustache or nah? Is that what this is, George?

Yes. We have famous people with mustaches, men mostly, and in honor of the cowboy episode. Now I hope that there's a woman in here just because you said that. In honor of the cowboy episode now I hope that there's a woman in here just because you said that in honor of the cowboy episode let's say would you ride their mustache Annie I mean look you could put

a whole fucking dollop of shit in his mouth and I'd still ride I'm gonna be so bad at this game because I don't I'm not attracted to actors doesn't he look like Benicio Del Toro? He does a little bit. That's her boy. That's my boy. Don't ever say Brad Pitt looks like Benny.

Jillian Bell from Workaholics loves that guy too. Benicio? Because he looks so grimy. He looks like he's a choker, honestly. I remember being on stage. I was in Canada and it was a few years back. Brad Pitt used to be like

the joke you would make about like the hottest guy around you'd be like oh what are you Brad Pitt like Brad Pitt would be the joke it's a Shania song you know

so I said to this girl in the crowd like oh what are you like something about Brad Pitt and she was like ew isn't he like 40

and I was like oh fuck I was thinking about that too who's the new hot guy now? Noah Centineo. Do you guys want to know? Yeah, who's that? Noah Centineo is from All the Boys I've Loved Before.

Have you seen that? No. With Lara Jean. Come on, guys. Let me see it. I know all the hot young boys because Jules keeps me up to date. But that's that generation. That's what that is.

You know what's funny, though? I'll watch it. I don't even know who they are. She doesn't even generation. That's what that is. You know what's funny though? I'll watch it. I don't even know who they are. She doesn't even find, what's his name from Drive? That guy? No. Yes, I swear to God,

that's him. No, no, no. A couple other ones, but she doesn't even find, you know, Ryan Gosling was our, like. Ryan Gosling.

But even he's now old. He's old, yeah. He's old now. That's the one I was going to give you, Eric. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. If Ryan Gosling's old now too, like who, like that's when one i was gonna give you eric that's what i'm saying if ryan gosling's old now too like who like that's funny it's when you're out of touch that's what makes you old i feel out of touch i don't know who the hot guys are now i was watching i was watching like these disney movies with my nieces and uh you know like the disney channel movies um

and they have the descendants which is all like the the the children of the heroes and villains of disney movies and i'm like oh this like captain hook kid's fucking hot as shit i'm like i am i allowed to be saying this fucking with like a nine-year-old i'm like oh my god and i looked him up and he was 25 and i was like oh my god he's young and then i realized my boyfriend's 27 you live in the dream, Annie. He was 25 and he looked like that. They do that, right? They should do that.

And I realized why they do it now. They don't want aunties. They don't want aunties confused about their feelings. Yes. Oh my God, it's Eric Griffin. It's Bobby. If we had a baby. This is our baby.

Bobby and I's baby. Cheech Marine all day, all night. Yes, let me ride that mustache. But that just looks right on him. It didn't look right on Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt was like obviously playing a role. This is like who he is. I know, I know.

That's what I'm saying. This is like his, yeah, okay. He would feel, we would all feel like our dad when our dad shaved his mustache, you know? Did you ever have that where you're like, who are you? I know. But doesn't he still look amazingly young and the mustache doesn't age him like it does.

Wow, Cheech was hot. He doesn't look like a papa in this. Yeah. But also, Cheech is at that sort of, that vagina level too. I think he's a short guy, so you wouldn't have to do much to ride that mustache. Wow, I didn't realize how hot he was.

But, Nope. Yeah, it's a no for me. It's too, it looks like my mustache, like legit. Yeah. And when the eyebrows are bigger than the mustache, nope.

Although I do like Canteen Floss. Do you know what those are, that style? What's that? It's with a, it's kind of thinner. That was Channing Tatum. I just forgot. Was he ever like the, you know, the guy? He was never my guy.

You know what? I mean, honestly, I do like the idea of, you know what was fun? Watching him, knowing that he married Jenna Dewin, and then watching Step Up afterwards. And then it was like a documentary and watching them bang for the first time. That was pretty good. By the way, have you guys seen Sex Life on Netflix? I haven't yet. Is it good?

But I hear all about it. So much fucking on that show but just quick behind the scenes she actually left her real husband and kids for that act i will be watching it i will be watching they actually got together in real life so that so when you watch the show you're gonna be like well i get it what they're doing it anyway so hot very brandy so this is her husband on the right on the show, okay? Yeah. And then he's a great guy.

He's good looking. They got a kid. And then this is her ex-boyfriend who's the bad boy who she can't shake. Stop fucking. Yeah. She can't shake what it was. And anyways. In real life, they're banging?

And in real life, they got together. Oh, shit. And he left his chick? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. But what they're doing on this show is like... Now, when you and your girl watch the show, do you fuck? We didn't watch...

We can't watch shows together because she doesn't have any patience. She'll be on episode four and I'm still on episode two. And then we have like a big fight. So we just... We have our own lives. If there's any like romance stuff that i watch or any shows that i watch in romance i never i can never watch it with anyone even my bobby not with my sister embarrassed no because it's like i want to feel it for myself and i know exactly

what you're saying i don't it's like and then i don't want the guilt of feeling like should i be thinking about you whatever it's like can i just have It's a fantasy. You don't want your girl looking at you like. Well, why are you liking this? And I have to watch it a certain way. No matter what I'm watching. By the way, no matter what I'm watching. Like you're watching my so-called life. Well, I was just going to say I had to watch it alone.

I couldn't watch it with my parents. Because you pick who you want to be in this. But I was like, I was watching like this. Like, oh my God. I was like riding my heel, not knowing what I was doing. Can you watch, you guys have to watch this show. And it's an Irish show show it's called um normal people and i i watched it twice through it came out right during the beginning of the pandemic and i cannot imagine watching that and enjoying

it with bobby it is so emotional and so romantic and so sexual that i'm like there's just no way he would have took me out of it yeah sometimes you want to cry yeah and I cried so much during this show sometimes you want to cry sometimes you want to fantasize sometimes you want to just and you just want to have that moment to yourself well how about that's why even when you're in a movie theater it's dark and you're just sitting like this I'm not sitting like this like if we're in the movie I'm not going like hey the movie's over here and you just want to be like this you don't want a judgment the only time it's fun to watch anything with anyone is um with scary things i you know i was thinking about this too i was thinking i've been trying to do a joke about this i've not made it funny yet

but i do you think like the fear of death is actually just fomo like are people actually are you afraid of like the feeling of death or are you afraid of just missing out on things because i think my phone was so strong that i fucking will eat any fucking thing you put in front of me that is a good point because i am so deathly afraid of heights but when i went canyoneering and i had to jump like 20 30 feet i did it because i of that same fomo where my fomo is so strong it's stronger than any imminent danger i feel like and fear of heights that i have altogether i don't understand it but i i know what you mean like because i'm not afraid of the experience of dying because that feels to me like eating a bug too where i'm like oh i want to know what that

feels like do you know what i mean i'm not afraid of the actual act of it well unless you know but that's because you're thinking of it maybe in a you you know, such a fun way or nice way, but it's like, do you want to be eaten by a shark? But I think, do you want to be like, like slowly put into acid feet first? I think because of all the hallucinogens that I, I think no matter how you die,

I think it is, it is a beautiful experience where you fizzle out to light. That's how I feel. So like, even if there's the pain there and your body helps you fucking deal with pain. Yes, it does. Your body throws. In fact, most of the time,

like especially if it's like a slower death, like when you're in the hospital setting, like my mom was a hospice nurse for a decade. So she saw people on their way out often. Your body protects you from that experience and it goes into a coma. Like the only time really that you're aware is if you have trouble breathing, this and that.

But eventually you will slip into a coma to prevent you from knowing that experience. I'm claustrophobic, so. Anytime I watch a movie and it's like, people are like buried alive. Yeah, oh, buried alive is the worst way to die for me. Just fucks with my head. But you know, okay, here's another.

Well, it's not because it's imminent. It's knowing it's like that like. It's just that feeling. I can't stand it. The same. Like when I think about like visiting Egypt. What if I was into it? I was like, I'm actually into that.

When I think about like visiting Egypt, I'm like, oh, I would never know like what the pyramids would feel like on the inside because I wouldn't dare take. I tell myself like I'm so claustrophobic. I would never do that. But then I was just in Hawaii recently and knowing how claustrophobic i would never do that but then i was just in hawaii recently and knowing how claustrophobic i am there are these tunnels like you dive down 30 feet and then you go through these rock tunnels underneath where if you look up you're just in this tight little cave and you have to swim swim swim swim swim swim and eventually it's you know you swim your way back out right but you're completely in case my FOMO was so fucking bad yeah that my heart was fucking jumping out of my chest but I had to do it you don't want

to miss out on that experience or whatever there's always something like I think you learn this with comedy too it's like the worst thing that happens you can always get a joke out of it like there's always like a silver lining to a bad thing not alive to tell it Which is why I find myself only able to really connect with, or not that I only can connect with, I prefer to connect with a comedian or people directly around comedians because there is something that is, there's like this understanding. No matter what the situation is. It's not that we're trying to make light of things.

Right. It's just, it's about, it's about an analyzing of the situation to find all the different things about it to appreciate. And that the most important thing is laughter. It's not about not offending each other. It's like the, like our agreement is that our top priority is laughter.

It's like joking, saying the funniest things. So it's like. Even to take it even deeper, not even just laughter as much as like understanding. That laughter is us acknowledging that we feel the same way about this. Or I'm saying to you, I know where you're coming from. And I do that by going like this. It's so scary. You know what I mean?

But that's what we're doing, I think. Because I always tell people, it's like, you know, to get people to laugh is a response that they get from, it's a visceral response to any emotion. Yeah. Whether you're sad, angry. You could be angry at somebody you laugh right you could be you know you're upset or you're crying at a funeral you you could laugh i mean

anywhere it's because that is that base emotion a base response and i think we're all about that and it's and it it's sets off endorphins it's happiness happiness. So it's like, you know what it shows us? That no matter fucking what, you can always, like nothing is too dark. Annie, I got to say that there isn't a hotter sheriff in town. Thank you. Oh, you're a sheriff? Oh, I didn't see. You know what? A bounty hunter and a sheriff.

I just saw that. I'm Sheriff Muffintop. The guns didn't make sense before that? No. I'm Sheriff Muffintop, the bounty hunter. I thought she could have been a train robber or like, you know, she's all in black. So, Sheriff Muffintop the Bounty Hunter. I thought she could have been a train robber or like,

you know, she's all in black. So, you know, back in the day, it was the bad guy. The bad was the bad guy. So thank you guys so much for yet another episode.

Thank you, Griffin. Do you have anything you want to plug? Actually, I'm going to be at the Brea Improv one night on the 19th. So I'm going to be

at the Trembler Brewing Company, but it's sold out. So you can cut that part out. Oh, don't'm going to be at the Tremble Brewing Company, but it's sold out. So you can cut that part out. Oh, don't. That's great. Annie is a seller out or these days.

That's good. Come to my shows, guys, before they sell out. And even if it doesn't sell out, it's very fun. We have such a good time. We'll see you guys next week. Thank you so much, Eric.

Bye. Thank you.