Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Esther Tries Durian for the First Time ft. Bobby Lee

Episode Date: February 23, 2021

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we're rolling i'm gonna get a booger out. Oh, well, let's take the plexiglass down then. Yeah, I'll give it to you. Have you ever eaten your boogers? Maybe when I was a kid, but I'm not into it, the taste of it. I don't understand it, but I know I'm not going to name names, but I know people that I respect that don't mind the taste of their boogers. That live in this house. I know. I'm like, this is a list of their boogers. That live in this house. I know.

I'm like, this is a list of three people if it's someone you respect. It's not me. That makes me very, like, I don't make some gags. That's very surprising. I know. Of all of the, like, personalities and vibes I've ever gotten, someone would eat their boogers. You're right.

Do you, um. You do look like a booger eater. I know. And I act like one too it's like it fits it's recycling it's like

I think you look like I think you look like a booger and an eater we can name names I think we should I can't name names well let's just bleep it I can name names

let's just bleep it so we can continue I'm not even gonna bleep I'm not even gonna put that out there and trust the bleeping gods

I don't think booger eating is a crime. This has got to be someone that's very, very successful. This has to be someone that Esther is so scared that they could ruin her. Wait, I have a question. When you find out who, you're going to be like, what? Are they adult booger eaters or did they once upon a time eat boogers? I'm so uncomfortable with, there's no further questions for me.

I can tell you a booger eater I know is it that i live with of course he eats his boogers what is that it's making me gag can you just tell me like why or what does he say about it like let me get in the mind i don't understand the appeal myself but he says it's just something that him and his brother have been drawn to their whole lives he doesn't actively pick his nose to have a snack but if it happens if it happens that he has to pick his nose and it always ends up it always somehow ends up in his mouth now maybe it's can i just guess maybe his parents were very upset finding swipes of boogers because i know i had an old roommate roommate who would sweat and i'll say his name Mike Racine he I will say it loud and proud okay he would dig into and then he would just wipe like so next to his bed just had like a just it was like a little village of boogers

wait you've been roommates with men several men yeah really yeah that seems like a dirty bathroom yeah it well it is I mean it's a dirty bathroom. Yeah. Well, it is. I mean, it's a dirty bathroom for me, first of all. I know. They kept leaving their dirty tampons everywhere. It was disgusting. Like, how much period blood could be on this seat? I do, and I have tasted my earwax.

You've tasted? I've never, it's never, maybe accidentally. That's like less gross to me, but it's still not something I'm going to do. There is something I'd like to admit. Wax? Yeah, we didn't think you would. I'd like your opinion on. PETA, please don't come after me.

Uh-oh. But I have chronic ear problems because I was a swimmer for a really long time. And sometimes I – so I'm always kind of like scratching at my ear, kind of prying at at probing my ear. But when one time I took my finger out and then all three cats just like rushed over to my finger and started licking it like it was fucking cat food. So now when I want to call them, I pretend like I'm digging into my ear and I offer my finger and all three come to me. That could be where I'm in. That's just like being smart. That's just like being

smart. That's not like I wouldn't call PETA for that. Do you offer donut your panties? No, but that's actually very surprising. Are you sure? Do you want to do you want to consider the question? I think about whether you want to be honest or not. I had a butt. I had a butt. Okay, look, I use reusable pads. And when it's my time of the month, there's somebody in my household who goes crazy for them. It's not my fiance. It's Donut. And she will do anything. She will drop everything to get near my reusable pads.

When she gets them, do you call her a raspberry donut? She's like a jelly donut they're not that like juicy but look i will is that because they've been like broken down over time like each time you use them make it a little less juicy she donut will go up this is like a the big problem my household is her goal in life is to eat your brain through your nose so she's just always wanting to go up the nose up the nose but it makes me sneeze like crazy so but sometimes Dave will just be like all right go up go up all the way up like he's flailing them open it's like he's spreading his legs go all in I so Randy has just started licking pee in a way that's like so crazy.

Like it's not like a lick here and there. It's like he is like, like pretty much eating out pee spots of other dogs in the neighborhood. Like, I mean really. And then like, like savoring it, like wiping it off. Like it's like really, it's sensual. Like he's so into it. And we were like, we have to stop this behavior. It's so disgusting. And we looked it up and the articles were like, this is their natural way

of getting to know their neighbors. You can't hinder this part of their life. Like you have to embrace it. They're opening their emails. It's their emails. Yes. A hundred percent. It's like, he is like leaving comments. He's, he's liking people's Instagram posts, but it's really, it's so disgusting. And I now am very much I'm regretting the Puppuccino challenge. Hey, guys, I'm Annie Letterman and I'm starting the Puppuccino challenge. Oh. Oh.

Which was, by the way, I need to you're in trouble no i i bought the whipped cream i'm ready to go wait who did you challenge to do the i challenged okay so the puppuccino when you go to starbucks a puppuccino you ask for a puppuccino and they give you just um some whipped cream and does it cost money i don't think they charge you for it, but they might. Can I have an ester Chino? They charge 50 cents for water. Yeah, they probably maybe for the cup for water. They do. I don't think that's true. I must have been really ugly that day. They couldn't spell your name. They're like, we're just going to charge you because we don't want to try to spell your fucking name on this cup. For Esther, I told Esther that I had put some whipped cream in my mouth and had Randy eat it it out and she's like you have to do the challenge so i do the puppuccino challenge i make the video i challenge esther i challenge whitney and i challenge joe rogan i think olivia

muntoo but i really was expecting i thought everyone would do it and i'm shocked no one's doing it whitney hasn't even acknowledged it. Whitney is like... You might need to push it on people's radar. I'm going to do it. I will do it within the next 48 hours. And it is for a good cause. It's to fight against bestiality.

Don't bang your dog. My mouth is watering thinking of Donut's little tongue. But see, mine doesn't because it's a little extra lemonade you're getting in there, Randy. I mean, he is just, it's not like, if it was just like a lick, it would be fine. But it's like he's like mouthwash. He's like gargling with it. So you don't like when your dog licks your mouth? Well, I've seen what he's doing with his mouth.

Like it's. It doesn't, it does not change anything for me. I've seen my dogs basically like doggy centipede each other. And I will still tongue them down every day. I don't care. I don't care. I eat asshole. Of dogs?

Of anyone. Anything. Of any asshole. Any fucking animal. No asshole uneaten. It just doesn't really, you know, to's there to me so far in my 36 years of existence. I mean, maybe this is why I have IBS and some colon issues, but I'm not going to attribute it to like licking my dog, not licking my dogs, but receiving kisses from my dog.

Well, I have a question. When you poop, are there any like wiggling worms in there? I had worms when I was younger. I thought all kids had worms. Yeah. Did you have worms? Yeah, for sure. Really?

I think that might be like a Philippines thing. Yeah, I think it might be a third world country thing. It doesn't happen. No, every kid does. Is that a Skokie thing? I remember when your mom had to check your duty for worms. Yeah, they had. That's like a thing.

Annie, you've never been dewormed? Annie, just never. Nobody checked. I still have them. It's like an 80-foot tapeworm just stuck in there. This wasn't a hemorrhoid the whole time. It's just been a worm. Oh, God.

It's scary. They're like your pets. I had the thing when you... I'm sorry. Repeat what you said? They're like pets. By the way... I had crabs.

I felt similar. That is like pets. In junior high, i once i this is i always wanted like a guy to give me his sperm and like i always felt like you could see it in a cup and i could like you want to see it wiggle yeah like i wanted it as a pet but you know i'm gonna ask her that's not weird at all i once took a chow mein noodle. Okay. Where's this going? I once took a Chinese noodle. A chow mein noodle. Happy Chinese New Year, by the way. Oh, thank you so much.

I once took a chow mein noodle. I put a little string around it. And it was my pet for three weeks. His name was Jerry. It dried up. It didn't. Jerry was my love the the greatest thing to happen in my life and then one day yeah it was a noodle and i wasn't four years old i was 12 and that's what happens when you get molested did you not have access to toys i did have barbies who i meant i added menstruation to the barbies i was just a a really, really strange person. Wait, was it a shit? No, it was a noodle. You should have just raised one of your shit worms.

Made like an ant farm for it. Trained it to fight. That's what you guys did in the Philippines? It was instead of cockfighting? No, we did spider fighting. You do like... What's that? We get these spiders called kaka, and we put them on a stick. I have to say something, and I don't want to sound racist, but everything is named kaka.

No, the other one was kokokane. Okay. My name is Katlila. Okay, okay, okay. Katlila. Katlila. Yeah, you put two spiders on a stick, and then they fight to the death, and then whoever, if you own that spider, you win money.

Are you serious? They fight to the death normal spiders? Yeah, and then they wrap their webs. Are these your pet spiders that you like that spider, you win money. Are you serious? They fight to the death normal spiders? Yeah. And then they wrap their webs. Are these your pet spiders that you like? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or are you raising them to fight? Well, that's just our childhood hobby.

We collect, we have spiders. We put them in a matchbox. We give them a little drop of milk and a little place to sleep. And then we fight them with the neighbor kids. That's Esther's dream, to be treated like that spider. She just wants a little drop of milk to be in a little matchbook it's so true well i played with we used to play with little slugs and worms i loved worms did you relate to the slugs they raised me and they raised me to be the woman i am today

raised by slugs i'm i'm caught up on spiders will attack each other. So if I find two spiders in my yard, can they just take care of themselves if I put them together? No, I think these were specific types of spiders. Like fighting spiders? Yeah, they were called kaka. You couldn't just pull any random spider. Because imagine if you pull a tarantula to fight a tiny little... Of course it's going to eat it.

There's no loose tarantulas in California, right? Oh my God, I need to take you to Azusa Canyon. Oh my God. Esther's not going to be able to do that. So we're at 3 a.m. one of these nights. We're going to drive up Azusa Canyon. And it's going to be pitch black. And you're just going to do this.

You're going to have a flashlight. And you're just going to pick any point on the wall or the rocks pick any point and there's gonna be at least 30 40 tarantulas shut up i swear to god i swear to god yourself you don't because they don't do anything they're harmless with their mouth open and i'm sure you're a mouth open sleeper of course i am me too though on that plane i always look like you have to my parents are gonna have to decide whether they need to unplug me it's so embarrassing i know i'm not famous because that's never been posted by anyone it's so bad it's so incriminating do you help people out when they're sleeping with their mouths open if it's a homie and he's sitting next to you in a plane you go out

no if it's my friend it's posted i mean if it's my friend it's yeah you're ruined you're done maybe you'll go viral you get some followers one time i was on a flight and the guy behind me was asleep the whole time and he was doing the same snoring that dave does like the were you in the morning did you slip him your number and after after the we landed i was like sir like i don't want to impose but you're gonna die in your sleep you need a c-pap immediately i was like do you know you have sleep apnea and he was like i do and i was like okay good i'm like i know those snores anywhere i like that he was probably like i hopefully i didn't bother around on the plane then he's like

oh confirmed yes i did once you're on the plane though bother away's like, oh, confirmed. Yes, I did. Once you're on the plane, though, bother away, I say. Wait, how does that work then if Dave, let's say you guys are flying to Japan on a 16-hour flight? Does he take a CPAP? You have a broken toe. You've tried to get out of it. Then you realize he'd have to push you around in a wheelchair and you thought, oh, wait a second. This is becoming a dream vacation. Imagine if that were to have happened. So he can fall asleep without his mask. takes lots of naps he's always tired because of sleep apnea and he just do you think it's just sleep apnea or maybe the upkeep of the so he'll just breathe like really bad in his sleep when he doesn't have the mask what we in when we first started dating he slept over my place one night and night. And I'm like, oh, it's fine.

I'll be fine with it. It was the worst night of my life to be with him all night through when he doesn't have his mask. How did the girl that lived in the same room as you feel? The grown woman who also lived in that room feel? Was she kept awake? I'm trying to remember if she was there that night. I mean, the fact that she might have been is so crazy. It was one room. It wasn't like a one bedroom. she was there that night. I mean, the fact that she might have been is so crazy. It was one room.

It wasn't like a one bedroom. It was a fucking studio. This is Amy, right? Poor Amy. Yeah. She actually, we have to do an exchange. She has some of my tax documents. If you look to your left and right.

Can I guess what this is called? Is it a cuckoo? Well. Gongsi Gongsi. Gongsi Gongsi. Now now usually it's a lot of money right well this is our first chinese new year's together so what does this say that's basically prosperity and wealth covid dollar oh and it's the year of um the ox oh. I'm going to snort so much Adderall with this. Do you guys know your Chinese zodiacs? No, but my dad calls me the ox.

I'm a dragon. I know you are a dragon. How do you know? Are you sure you didn't say you're shaped like a box? Dragons are, I think, the only solitary. What? Why is everybody laughing at me? Annie, you're 1983. You're a pig.

I'm a pig. No, no, guys. I'm not only a pig, but in Zodiac too, I'm the 69 symbol. I'm a crab. You are a water boar, water pig. I'm a water pig. You are, I don't know what kind of dragon. I think you're an earth dragon 1980 yeah 1988 tell what do we need to know um there are certain things that i read up on about each of the personalities and they just didn't match either of you so i didn't want to discredit what are you i am a wood rat you're a rat so jealous but 2020 was a year of the rat and that didn't really bode well for a lot of people did it I'm not blaming 2020 for this. 2021 is not that much better.

I won't blame the year. I'm not on board with the like the year is bad. Like we got because that then you just you like let the year be bad. But it's not try to like take your take the year by your own your own paws. And also it's like it hasn't been bad for everyone Esther by the way has been trying to quarantine for years this has been like a perfect time for her I've enjoyed staying home a little bit it hasn't been terrible I think if you're it's been really it was tough for extroverts because I have one of my best friends is a huge extrovert

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That's close enough to hood rat. That's cool, though. Yeah, I was a, I was a. But you're not a rat. Andy's close enough to hood rat. That's cool, though. Yeah, I was a hood rat. But you're not a rat. Annie's is one letter away from water board. And you love water board. I love to water board. It's so close to what I want to do to Esther.

Here we go. What are you guys thinking about that? Oh, that is such an Esther-looking dragon, too. Look at that fucking Esther-ass dragon. It's two feet tall. Mysterious, imaginative, and ambitious. Oh, I love, that's me. I swear.

Mysterious? I swear. I'm imaginative. I love to go home and sit with my toys and imagine all sorts of scenarios. Oh my God, this is her role-playing pitch, by the way. All of her toys are of the sexual kind they are not a lot of butt plugs guys let's go straight to weaknesses okay

annie you want to take over okay oh no i'm not gonna read it it's too much they often they often seem to be in a daze and look elusive most of the time. Sometimes the dragon personality of arrogance keeps people away from them. Because of the good luck, some of them may become less industrious and that may result in failures. I mean, laughs from the side are pretty good in that moment.

They are strict. Listen to this. They are strict with subordinates. Yeah. Oh. Excuse me. You pretending right now that this is not. It's great.

What do you mean? If people make mistakes in work, they criticize them relentlessly. Although they are eager to succeed, they can be frustrated by setbacks easily, and they are likely to give up halfway. I feel like that's not true. I don't think that's true. Because I'm really open to setbacks easily and they are likely to give up halfway i feel like that's not true because i don't think that i'm really open to setbacks i am very comfortable with setbacks they just can come and i'm good um let's see i do like that they said days and you do look like the dazed and confused kid which we've talked about already let's go to um water boar george water boar let's see is it here that's no that's really cute water boar is so cute i love pigs i'm jealous if there was a competition to name the nicest

people in the world water pigs would walk it okay year in and year out they don't have a single malicious negative nasty trait in their bones. That's true. Okay. We're all just going to pretend that that's right. They are vulnerable, though. They're so laughably sensitive it would be comedic if it were not such a burden to these happy souls. A happy soul. Water boars are happy souls.

Emily Blunt. It's so funny. I don't want any of these celebrities. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Oop, Emily Blunt. It's so funny. I don't want any of these celebrities. Wait, wait, wait, wait. They're not workaholics. They're chilled as hell and would happily spend 23 hours a day in bed. Yeah, fucking. Yeah, that's right, guys.

Out there fucking hoeing. The creative output and overwhelmingly charming personas more than make amends oh guys it is so you spend all day in bed but you are charming and people like that i think that's a good deal so i got through college i already know everything about a wood rat so let's not let's not bother well what will you tell us it just i don't think it matches anything i think rats are very like industrious beings and i think that i'm not like a type a like that do you ever wish you were type a no because type a people drive me fucking crazy really yeah i respect it and i need them to be around me but never close to me like never that close close. It just seems like they never have.

It doesn't seem like there's a happiness. There's no end to what they're doing. But maybe that's good. Maybe you're kept busy, so you're not. I'm really jealous. I wish I was type A. I feel like that means you just get everything done. You're organized.

The trains are on their tracks at all times. Yeah, one of my sort of close friends is a type A to the T and she planned a platinum wedding all by herself and she hit it out of the park. So there are, I understand why type A's are absolutely necessary. Did she have fun at her wedding

or was she trying to keep everything in line? I couldn't tell. I feel like type A's don't have fun. I had a lot of fun at her wedding? Or was she trying to keep everything in line? I couldn't tell. I feel like type A's don't have fun. I had a lot of fun at her wedding. You know, so thank you for her type A personality because it was an amazing wedding. Yeah, because I do feel like if you're, yeah, if you're just always trying to make everything, I don't know. What is the definition of a type A personality? Can we figure that out no i think it's somebody who is um organization um punctuality follow through people who like go now i wouldn't even say go-getter because you can be a lazy you know like you could be not a type b and not be and still be a go-getter okay at first i didn't

know there was type b so good to know um so type a is competitive time urgent hostile and aggressive yes maybe i am type a i didn't know that you just have that part or type b is relaxed patient and easygoing i'm neither of these yeah is there a type c i've never met like a true well i guess you're patient i am i am definitely a type b yeah you're patient. I am. I am definitely a type B. Yeah. You're patient. You are. That's trained patience though.

I feel like I had that inside me where I wanted to be at, but I had none of the follow through. So then I was just like this overachieving underachiever, just so miserable all the time, getting nothing done. That's common. But with comedy is when I was like, oh, I just was like, I'm going to do the most. When I first started, I was like, I'm going to do the most open mics. And just that was like the only thing I hustled at. I feel like that's just you finding an absolute passion.

You have to want things. Yeah. To like really want it. I think my thing is I'm just I'm not lazy. I'm just like fatigued all the time. So like I always want to accomplish and I do and I keep but it's like so hard for me. I struggle. You know what I think it is too because my mom did this too. Our parents would like come in and kind of like do the things if we were too tired

or whatever. I see you always say your mom did your homework. My parents never did my homework. I was I definitely like had to do my own homework. But my mom just kept like the house clean. Like that's why I can't do these basic things. It's like very painful for me to put my plate away. But like your brain probably gets fatigued because you're like, this is what I do to like get out of this thing. Do you know what I mean? You like become fatigued. It's like in your subconscious. Like I also it might have to do with like my headache problems. I don't know. It feels real. It might have to do with my headache problems. I don't know. Maybe you're right. My dad is always like, oh yeah, let me guess. You have a stomach ache? Maybe you have chronic fatigue syndrome. And it's just an umbrella term for all of these

things that you're describing. And it's a real thing. How do I cure it? I don't think there's a cure for it. Because sometimes I do feel that. But then I think I attribute mine to depression. And so especially when hit a dip um and which happens like a couple months out of the year i cannot do anything i can't even put a plate away and from the outside looking in people are like oh no like she gets things done but there are days where i am useless i don't want to pick up a phone to speak to anybody i don't even want want to turn on the lights, nothing. I'm just, I'm just, I'm out. Sound like a real water bore. How do you get through those days? So when I was younger, I was on a lot of medication and I had a

really bad experience with them. So I don't, I have a really good understanding about my cycling patterns now, when I'm going to dip, when I come back up and I write it out. When I'm up here, I can do everything and I am in control. When I'm down here, I don't answer their calls, texts, nothing. I am down in the dumps. And how long does that last? This last time, I just kind of sort of crawled out of it two weeks ago um but it lasted about two months what and when you say you write it down and you're like conscious of your cycles that does like you have a schedule like you know it's about to hit again yeah so a lot of times for me it's seasonal my family knows it already they know not to expect too much out of me like during you know when i'm really down

here it's that's pretty convenient then you don't have to do any like the Thanksgiving stuff the Christmas stuff oh I Thanksgiving is a big fight I'll show up on Christmas I still I do everything for Christmas like big not begrudgingly but very tiredly I do yeah fatigued but fatigued but it's it it can be that or you know it could be just uh you know do you have low blood pressure I do how'd you know because that can be it blood pressure? I do. How'd you know? Because that can be, it's a vibe. I do. I do. What's up, George? Uh, it's about time. Uh, Kyle's ready for the phone call. Oh my God. Fatigue's the perfect time. Oh no. Okay. Hi Kyle. It's Kalilah. Hey, how are you? I'm good. You're on the show with, um um with myself annie and esther and first i just want to say that i am so sorry that we called you out on um on what episode of tiger belly was that george uh i think was that 280 yeah the teacher and annie had just so happened to call me and

she's like why are you in a bad mood i was like this teacher was so mean she was like I'm shaking she's in her car she's like I'm shaking I'm gonna believe what just happened I just left Barry's boot camp like they were verbally abusive to me it was really weird and then Annie I was like it's a you just paid $35 to go to an hour long boot camp class where they yell at you that That's the exact thing you just paid for. That's the entire thing. And she made me feel better. It could have only been one instructor and it could have only been Kyle.

Yes, it was Kyle. And I only pay for Kyle. Who's Kyle? That exact experience that you wanted to write a Karen letter about is the exact experience I would pay extra for. He's so mean. He was so wonderful. I

love him. I really love your workouts. And I've never, I miss them so much. And they remind me of the best times of my life, the best period of my life. Oh my god, that is really, really sweet. I miss having you. I'm so happy that you love the workout. And listen, I don't think I'm for everyone. Clearly, I'm not for Esther, but I'm happy that you and Annie are feeling it and love the experience. Well, here, let me pass the phone. I'm glad that you called Esther by her real name and not her nickname, the jellyfish. Is it okay if I pass you to Annie? Here, hang on one sec.

All right. Hey, Kyle. It's Annie here. I'm looking at Esther's weak, weak face right now. She's scared. And maybe a good friend would say be nice to her. But this isn't a show about good friends. This is about bloodbaths.

So I, anything. Just get, let me. All right, I'm passing you to Esther. I'm just saying you have my blessing. Go. Push-ups. I love how when Annie talks to him, she turns on like sexy voice.

I think I just have a sexy voice. I think you're just attracted to me. Okay, hi. Hi, Kyle. Hi, Kyle. Hey, hon. How Kyle hi Kyle I'm good I just wanted to say a few things okay I just I'm gonna start by saying I'm actually really jealous of the relationship you and Kalilah have I wish that I had the experience she has with your class. Yell at her, Kyle. Yell, yell. But I'm weak. And I think the problem is I just wasn't ready for your class and I had no

business being there, but I liked the music that you played. I don't know how to resolve this, but I want this. I want to make things right between us. I want to make things right too. I think our relationship can really grow from here. You know what's so funny? Esther's going to have to get her workout now.

You've been doing very since like 2013 you said, right? Me? Yeah, I go on and off. During the class she goes on and off. How about you do some jump squats for me and I'll walk you through it I think that's a good idea

jump squats like jumping? jump squats here I'll show you Esther like jumping like moving your body jump squats do you know how to do a jump squat? yes I know how to do a squat here I'm going to

I'm going to hand the phone. Is jump and squat too much to ask? But Kyle, isn't jumping bad for your knees? Kyle? Kyle, get her, Kyle. Get her. How about a plank? Can you plank?

No, she doesn't have abs. I'll do a jump squat. I'll do a jump squat. She doesn't have abs. Okay, wait. Fitness for geriatrics. Yeah, that's what I need. You need to do a swimming exercise.

You got to learn how to swim. But Kyle, I do need to learn how to swim. Kyle, what's your advice for me? Like, how can I get stronger? Well, show us the jump squat first. Do what he says. No, but I first want Kyle to tell me his advice. I need the jump squat.

I need the girls to give me feedback on the jump squat. Okay. Okay. Okay, fine. Okay, fair enough. Fair enough. Passing you off. Make sure that your knees are behind your toes and you actually have to get off of the ground.

Okay. Okay. I'm handing the phone to Annie so I can get up. Hold on. Hold on. Annie. Great system, guys. Esther, were you hoping that he was going to, like,

tell you a machine you could use on your abs? No, I was hoping that he was going to be like, you can do it, slow and steady. Okay. Okay, here we go. Esther's about to do a jump squat. Okay, Esther, I need eight at least. Eight?

Eight jump squats. Eight. Ass to grass, Esther, ass to eight at least. Eight? Eight jump squats. Eight. Ass to grass, Esther. Ass to grass. Are you standing? Yeah. She's kind of, she's not in. You need to be a little bit butt back more.

And you're pushing on the back of your heels. Esther, you're going to use your arms to propel you upwards. So when you jump, your arms actually go down next to your thighs. So when you're jumping, uh-huh. You got it, Esther. Yes, one. Oh my God, my knees. Oh my goodness. I wish there's a thing between us, but she would be pushed so

far forward right now by me. I can feel it in my gut. She still hasn't done them. Two. This is her second one. Let Esther come up from the squat. Esther, it in your world. Whenever you're ready. Oh my God.

That's her favorite line. She really is struggling, I have to say. Esther, you're supposed to go up with your butt. You don't just jump in the position of a squat. Yeah, so extend all the way. Here, hold on. Let me show you. You're squatting and then going up.

Yes. What was I doing? You were going like this. You were maintaining your. Kyle, we're still at number three. Okay, four. Oh my gosh. Five.

I mean, the arms are just flailing. Six. Oh, there was are just flailing. Six. Oh, there was a leap back in that one. Why are you laughing so hard? I want to know what's so funny. Pick up the pace. You'd already be back on the treadmill by now. No, she'd be leaving.

She'd be getting her smoothie. What did I say to Esther to make her cry in her car? You did it, Esther. You did it. Wow. I can't wait for Kyle to see this. Okay, okay. Kyle, tell Kyle at some point he has to review the footage.

Yeah, it's not going to be good for you, Esther. I feel my thighs and my butt are burning. Here, I'm going to give you back to Esther. Okay. Hey, Kyle. Esther, how are you doing? Do you need CPR? I'm doing good.

You know, I never would have elected to do those jump squats, but I'm glad I did it. What? There's a first for everything. Yeah. I'm glad I did it. She is sweating and out of breath, which is shocking for the amount of effort I just saw put in. I do feel like to really move forward and create this strong bond together, we just need to recover from the past and really just be open and honest.

Okay. So what can I do for you? How can I better help you? together we just need to recover from the past and really just be open and honest okay so what can i do for you how can i better help you and what did i say that really made you cry in your car i'm so sorry okay so i didn't really cry um but i was really like almost like low like i was like really down in a sad mood and i didn't want to admit to it but thankfully Annie had called me and she was like what's wrong I was like uh and then you know she I told her the teacher was mean to me and she said that's what they're supposed to do and then it made me feel better um I think look I think now here's my question if I have I have a wheelchair? I guess I'm just curious if you have advice for someone like me who's weak but wants to be strong. My advice would be to actually try.

And then I can really help you from there. and then I can really help you from there. So walking on the treadmill is acceptable at some point, but you can also walk outside for free. So if you're paying $35, one would at least try to jog. Yes. Think about money. He knows you're Jewish.

He can sense it. Listen, it's all about effort.'re never competing with like anybody else in the room but as long as you're really trying then like usually i have no issues okay okay okay i thought maybe like maybe i was mean to you because you were on your phone or something no no no no no not me not me no i there i've been there when there's the people on their phone no not never me i'm not like that. Yeah. Okay, well, I still appreciate that. I'm all for people really trying. As long as you're being respectful of the state, we're friends. Okay, okay.

He has an outdoor class sometime soon. There's an outdoor, really? Century City. Maybe we can all come take your class. He only offered to give me a free class. I would love that. I offered to get you all in as a peace offering on me. Okay, I mean, we can all come take your class. He only offered to give me a free class. I offered to get you all in as a piece offering on me. Okay. We'll have to do some behind the scenes.

Bring some cameras. Okay. Well, I'm going to hand you off to Kalilah. But Kyle, thanks so much. I really appreciate your time. Kyle, I'm so disappointed in you. She's not crying. You haven't yelled at her.

Okay. Thanks, Kyle. Here's Kalilah. You haven't yelled at her. Okay, thanks, Kyle. Here's Kalilah. Hey, Kyle. Hey. I was really hoping you'd go after her harder. Oh, my gosh. But you know what?

I feel like there could be a really blossoming relationship here between you and Esther. He's going to be giving her rides in no time, driving her to class. Sometimes the best relationships start off a little bit rocky. That's true. That's true, Esther.

And I will say, here's the one thing that I did love most about you, Kyle, is that you were never mean to one person unless they were on the phone or just up to bullshit. If you were going to say anything, I consider like, it's not mean, but challenging. It was directed towards everybody. Not just, you never singled anyone out.

And I really like that about you. Oh my gosh. Well, I love that you had that experience and like loved the class and missed the class. But yeah, I mean, I'll come for anyone. No one is really off with it. Well, we can't wait to see you what's kyle's instagram girls i'm so happy that i got to connect with you it's been too long awesome kyle we'll see you soon awesome all right bye y'all bye bye i mean esther's like i have neck problem. She's whipping her hair around after the exercise. No, I have injuries.

Look, I. How do you feel first? How was that like very because you were you legitimately were out of breath, it seems. Yeah, no, that's hard for me, especially jumping because jumping is hard on your knees. Some say I feel like I would love. um i feel like i would love honestly it all goes back to the first sentence you said to him when you were like i miss the memories of your class i felt so strong like that reminded me of growing up and taking dance class and like feeling like yes like that good feeling afterwards and i'm like oh i want to have that experience with kyle's class i i do maybe you need to take dance classes

yeah if there wasn't covet i probably would but maybe it's just not because it's a fucking boot I want to have that experience with Kyle's class. I do. Maybe you need to take dance classes. Yeah. If there wasn't COVID, I probably would. But maybe it's just not because it's a fucking boot. It's an actual boot. Like their whole thing is they yell at you. But like, that's my dream. I want to be that strong, but I'm just not. And maybe, maybe it's something I can aspire slowly.

But surely, I think you are. Surely would be a good name for you as an elderly woman. Do we need a banana break after that george what does ester get instead of banana i actually brought something unless george has a special treat for me i'm open we should get those japanese uh treat boxes what are they i need botox i used to have k, and I was one of their fucking Botox guinea pigs for my armpits. Oh, my God. Yeah, tell me your girl.

I want to go. Kalilah, I have a nurse question. Is it Botox for TMJ? Yes. You know, my doctor says that there have been people who only do it once, and it sort of trains them to not, it forces them to not be able to like clench down because that's your problem, right?

And then they don't ever have to do it again. But I do know that if you do it a lot, you're going to lose bone density in your face. Yeah, I was supposed to do a study. These are raw bananas, George. Yeah, they're pretty. All right, Chris, you're getting fired. I told him specifically ripe bananas.

Gave him two days to find them. It's barely even a banana. If those extra bananas are going to go wasted, I will take them home to my air fryer. Oh, that's right. That's your new thing. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Avocado oil on banana into an air fryer. Esther doesn't eat bananas unless they're fried. I'm not going gonna lie to you, Esther, they didn't look great on Instagram, but I'm sure they tasted delicious. Anytime you fry banana, it's amazing. It's so surreal. If Esther

made it, I'm guessing it's a little bland. Something's missing. Air fried banana is so easy and so good. you would like it I mean it was such a hard no on bananas that I'm really I'm gonna try it but not with

these bananas I'm gonna try them with because they're cooking bananas they're saba bananas or plantains that are way better for cooking than these I didn't know that my face is gonna be swollen just in time for tomorrow's photo shoot tomorrow's photo shoot is nobody's happy about it. No one. Thank you. Nobody wants this to happen, but we'll just do it. And then for people who don't know,

we're taking photos together tomorrow. And I've tried to get out of it every day this week. Not one person wants to do it, but it's like we kind of have to do it. I disagree. I don't think we have. When should we do it then? I don't think we ever have to do it. No, kind of have to do it i disagree i don't think we have when should we do it then i don't think we ever have to do it no i think we should do it at some point you guys why do you not want to do it i just don't like like i just always always have anxiety over taking photos i just um have just gained so much weight and i know i look fine but it's like it's just it sucks when you're like let's immortalize this time in my life when I have just been packing it on. I'm right. This is the problem.

When I knew that we had to take pictures on Saturday, you know, we talked about this. You should not tell yourself not to eat because then that's all you do. Right. You make it bad and then you're like, ooh, the bad thing. Every day, like a fucking garbage disposal. I'm just like shoving shit in my mouth that's why i don't i have eliminated that from my life of like oh don't eat today because you're taking pictures later like even clayton was coming over one day to take pictures i was like oh i'm about to eat like a big bowl of pasta he's like well why don't you just have it after and i was like nope because

even just him saying that like got me like I probably ate a little more because of it like I cannot tell myself not to eat that is the devil of like that you'll just eat I've never I've never been a not eater this never it's never worked ever in my life not once that's just never where my brain goes and I guess I'm very lucky because of that but yeah it is just that I was saying to Kalilah the other day, it's like, whenever I'm like, all right, I'm going on a diet tomorrow. I have like a going away party for the food. You know, I'm like, Ooh, let's have a throw cake, a going away party. And then I shove so much cake in my mouth that I wake up so sick the next day that I'm like, the only thing that's going to make me feel better is more cake. And then I just eat cake for five months.

That's what happened to me over the holidays. I ate cake for five straight days and I went deaf. And that's how I knew I needed to turn my life around. I was in the shower and I just lost my hearing. It was like a buzz. And I was like, oh, this is it. The sugars have gotten to me. I straight up went deaf for 30 seconds from eating sugars for five straight days. You know, a couple of years ago, I was into all the rhetoric about like, sugar is bad for you, sugar is bad.

So I was like, I'm quitting sugar. So Monday morning I wake up, I'm like, I'm quitting sugar. And by 2 p.m., I was at the grocery store, pints of ice cream at home and opening every pint. And if I didn't say I was quitting sugar that day, I would have never ended up with pints of ice cream. I would have just been normal. And so like ever since that experiment, I was like, OK, now I know there's no there's I don't eliminate anything. I like I anything i like i have to have it all yeah oh i hate when you do that

esther you're turning into quite a little salute online how are you feeling about that a salute you're growing you're you're exposing more am i the shorts are getting shorter oh my cruise line outfit the tops are getting cropped. I saw abs. I know underneath the layers of... No, you don't. No, you actually naturally have a good body, which is... Really? It's actually, of all the people in the world that should just look so disgusting, it's you.

Thank you. You guys, there's this thing. Have you ever heard of the 36 questions that lead to love? Yeah. You have, George? Have you, Annie? I've heard of the 36 questions that lead you out of love. So basically, it's this idea that you can take any two people, sit them across from

each other, and ask these 36 questions. Can I ask you a question? Yeah. Are you cold? No, I think it's because my nipples are pierced. My nipples are always pretty. Now I kind of know what like an old man feels like when they're like, you know what? Your nipples are a distraction.

Are you acting like this is the first time you've gawked at my breasts, the breasts around you? This is the first time you've known what it's like to feel like an old man this is speaking of which that that um podcast um that you sent us esther that says that you are actually in love with your best friend okay i this was a very emotional experience for me there's this podcast on the cut an episode and it's about this girl who's like am i in love with my best friend because i guess her best friend moved away during covid and she was like really thinking she was like crying every day since her

best friend left and she was really sad when like got depressed and was upset upset how their lives weren't as intertwined anymore and was considering moving to where her best friend moved. And she's like, wait, people move across country all the time for a romantic partner, but there's something weird about doing it for just a friend. And she was just exploring. And she was like, here's what I really related to. She was like, I want to have a sleepover with my best friend. I want to lay up all night in bed together and talk.

Oh my God. Wait for them to fall asleep first. Peel up the covers. Put my hand on her pants. No, no. Hook in. No, Ann. No, no.

No, Ann. I know. That was horrible. That was very upsetting. Okay. So I was like wait yeah I when I think of my childhood best friend like all I want to do is stay up all night with her and talk and like I want to live with her I'm like what is this wait I have a question this is Christina

yeah okay so she just got married are you jealous of her were you you pissed at her? No, not at all. No, because they're so funny together. Are there parallels between Dave and Christina? No, not really. Christina is her own special thing. Because I do believe this theory of being in love with your best friend. And I think that's exactly what I did. My best friend is a Korean girl who's very feisty, who's very funny. And when I first met Bobby, immediately I was like, Oh, I want him in my life forever. Really? And yeah, I and on top of that, my best

friend just had a baby. And I, her baby refers to me as daddy. Like I make the baby refer to me as daddy. Like he she calls me up. And I see her I'm like, Quinn, it's up. It's me. So I do I do think that there is and I love her. I can't. We've never not lived in the same city. And I will never move. She'll never move. My sister will never move because we can't live without each other. I'm so jealous. So maybe there is that. So yeah, what do you feel towards your best friend? I honestly like just fantasize, just doing nothing after when COVID's over, just doing nothing and her playing with my hair. Like that's the greatest thing

that could happen in my life right now is her just coming over and just like not even talking to me and just us being lazy. Maybe we'll cook bacon and rice and gorge that day as a water bore untouched and then do nothing i want to be in a room with her and do nothing yeah that's love but mine is not i don't really like the touching like the hair stuff pubes but yeah like that's that's interesting like that's not i don't know would you rather do that with her than with bobby some days yeah yeah there are days where i prefer her company yeah and she dives with me we know we go to the beach a lot together would you muff dive i can can't think of her in a sexual way.

Yeah, it's not sexual, right? It's not, but it's a very emotional thing. No, I agree with you, though. When I think of post-COVID, the first thing I want to do is go have a sleepover with my best friend in her grandma's basement and then go to Menards in the morning. I just want to be with my best friend. I don't want to like see the world or anything I always feel like my best friend and I would always um we met in college and we were always very like there was this fantasy and this idea of like somehow co-inhabiting like having

two houses on the same property stuff like that and but now it's like I can't imagine her ever living in LA and I don't want to like live on a farm. Like the farm idea is so like out of my head. But it is. And I think because I lived in such a small town when I lived in Santa Fe, so many I would have like my core friends would always move out of town. Everyone was always leaving that I kind of got used to that sort of like heartbreak of being long distance best friends. How did you end up in Santa Fe? I just really, I grew up in Philly. And then I just wanted to go to a school I was wasn't sure if I wanted to do

haven't be an art major or a teacher or a education major. And I looked at a bunch of schools and I just liked Santa Fe. I thought it was fun when I stayed there. And then I lived there for eight years and got very drunk. And Santa Fe is like a really weird place where you can just kind of pause your life. But it sucks because when you leave everyone else had kept going like there's just the bar is very low it's very it's just small town vibes it was really fun but definitely like everyone would move away and you just had to like deal with it that's fucking so depressing so nice to just pause your life for a year and like live in a small town yeah well kovac kind of did that made this into a small town what's true do you guys want to um go through some of the 36 love

questions yeah i know that they get progressively more um um proby i guess um but we should george do you want to do you want to pull it up the 36 questions i really just i want to go home and do this dave so badly i i honestly can stare at you for four minutes think about it you guys bobby and i are both cross-eyed imagine two cross-eyed people staring at each other for four minutes come on work with it okay here's set one these are the lighter questions right it starts it starts nice and light given the choice of anyone in the world whom would you want as a dinner guest it's already hard like my dad i don't know i want to hang out with my dad and alive presently i think lady gaga would be interesting to talk to you think that she'd be equally as interested in you though or she would just be like phoning it in just she wouldn't be phoning it in she's not like that she loves her fans she wouldn't oh my god you'll do something

though don't worry you'll be too much she'll get fearful she'll get scared she'll take away your sharp objects you have to eat with your fingers annie who who would you want to have i don't like i don't sweat celebrities like that i don't't know. I can't think of a celebrity I'd really want to hang out with. You don't sweat celebrities? I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't have like a –

To me, the idea of hanging out with Lady Gaga sounds so unfun and not something I would want to do. It would seem – To me, it sounds – I have zero questions for her. I'm like, why are we here? She's so artistic. I love her, but I would be exhausted thinking of how even what to ask her, how to like carry on conversation.

That's just because I just I'm kind of a hermit, though. So I wouldn't I'd probably have dinner just with my sister and that would make me the happiest person on earth. Yeah, I would love to be hanging out with my dad. My dad and I going to like a diner would be really fun. Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you're going to like a diner would be really fun before making a telephone call do you ever rehearse what you're gonna say and why not really because I've learned that that will that I'll mess that up anytime I go in with like a strict plan for a call I sound like I had a strict plan and it's not going well oh god I I was uh dealing with a car accident and this lawyer was like, just call the company and say these things. And he made me write it down and I kept rehearsing it with him so much that he was like, I'm calling them for you. It's fine. He's like, you're going to fuck this up so bad. I just had so much guilt. Even though it wasn't my fault in the accident, I just had so much guilt and felt so wrong that he just like that he just was like you sound so fucking guilty he's

like this is not you did not do this you are not at fault he's like I'm just doing it because I couldn't and I had it written down I just sounded like insane but yeah I don't think anything I try to go into things without um like not being attached to the outcome because I feel like if I it's like not a real conversation unless it's like these are boundaries I have to set or something and then I'll probably wait like five months before I have that conversation just avoid it have you guys seen that tiktok that's going around where it's like they this resort somewhere this beach resort has like this plastic walkway that rides the way oh yes I've seen that the dock it looks so movable dock yeah it looks scary that i'm like that to me is like watching a horror film i'm like oh yeah

oh the thrill oh my god like i could experience a wave safely there we go esther the dock klyla what is your opinion of this this doesn't seem safe at all i don't understand how you could safely experience a wave this way if you you get launched off that dock, lose your balance. Yeah, that's wild. That doesn't... You could easily lose your balance and get tossed to the side. Esther, you'd be on all fours. Oh, my God.

That looks so scary. Oh, my God. You'd be screaming. The one I saw was way closer to shore. We would have to get a fucking helicopter to come get you. Oh, my God. That does look... You would be medevaced out. I could never do that. way closer to shore we would have to get a fucking helicopter to come get you oh my god that does look you would be yeah you would be medevaced out i could never do that it looks like but it's like giving me a thrill to look at it because it's just like oh my god holy shit also the the way those

waves are what happens if you get like fall into one of those waves you're just sucked under let me tell you let me tell you exactly how it feels to get taken down by a wave. It doesn't feel great. Even coming from a swimmer, it doesn't feel great. But eventually it spits you back out and you're fine. Really? Yeah, it's just that kind of like tumbling for a little bit. But you know not to inhale the water, right? I know.

I know that now. Well, you're not supposed to breathe regularly as if you were on land. You're supposed to hold your breath. Oh, my God. This is so good. What do you do in the shower, Esther? We've got to film teaching you to swim in a pool. She doesn't take showers.

She doesn't even take showers. I take baths. Okay. Well, do you ever like slide down? No. She uses a thing. I thought I told you guys this. Everybody at a pool party pressured me to go down the slide.

And I went down the slide and I didn't know that I was supposed to hold my breath and so when I fell into the water I just breathed in and I was thought I was dry drowning and I told you guys maybe it was on FaceTime and I think I think he said it on the show and I and I popped up from the water and I looked at Dave and I said is I'm gonna drown and ever since then me and dave say that now a lot is i'm gonna drown because i was so afraid i didn't remember how to speak right okay that's i i don't even blame you because this one time the microwave um our old rinky dink microwave in our old in our first american house blew up and i panicked so hard. I, and I looked at my sister and I said, what did it say? Cause I just didn't know what was happening, but I wanted

to know what the microwave, I was like, what did it say? But that's exactly it. I know that feeling Esther, but you know what? Do you trust me? Do yeah trust that i'm a solid water person and i would never yeah i would never never prey on your fear of water i would never i would respect all your boundaries hold you under till you think you're no longer gonna live any has to be 20 feet away i don't try with your binoculars listen i was a special ed teacher i'm good with working special needs people. Oh, my goodness. Well, it feels like it's about that time. Should we call Bobby?

Yeah. Bobby has a gift for all of us for Chinese New Year. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh, wow. Happy Chinese New Year. Thank you. We've got some durian fruit. What?

Yeah. Ooh. Fancy durian fruit. Has it ever been living? It looks like it was something that was alive once yeah it was living i get killed it i caught myself right here cutting it come here babe come to me come to me and uh have you had durian fruit no come on the mic come on the mic between mango and vomit ew bobby so. Here, let me hold this. Uh-huh. Tell us what you have.

Tell the nice one. Well, this right here is durian fruit. Here, Mr. Mike. It's right there. This right here is durian fruit. And, um... Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Let's just assume a mango was in Vegas. Right? He had no money. And he prostituted himself to get a ticket back home i feel like a mango is a girl bobby obviously right and um it's basically if you know a mango um could take a shit that's what it is do you like it no i fucking hate it why do you have it eat it no oh, you're going to eat it. Listen, all right, once a year, my people have a new year. Okay? So do my people.

Exactly, right? And so for me, it's like... I'm holding you. Don't touch me while I'm describing. Okay, sorry. So once a year, my people, we celebrate by eating a durian fruit. And white people are very much welcome. And of course, smell it if you can.

I smell it from here. You're going to smell it from closer. You know I'll eat it. I'm down. I want to watch Annie eat it. No, Esther, you have to do something. It looks like chicken. Smell it. Smell it.

It's not that bad. It starts as mango, but then it goes foul. It goes into bad foot really soon. Look. Okay, so I... Annie, you eat it. Oh, it looks like mustard. Oh, no, we need everybody to take a taste.

Yeah, with your hand. Yeah, grab some. It looks like. I feel like Army Hammer. This is like very flushy. Alright, it smells like fermented. Yeah, it smells fermented. She's eating it.

Look, I'm from the Philippines. This is my fruit and even I can't eat it, but I'm going to do it today. She's eating it. It's like a savory. It tastes delicious. Of course to you, Annie. I like it. You do? Yeah. What did you spray your hand for? Look what I did for you. I like it.

My fucking hand is cut off because of the fucking durian, bitch. I cut my shit up. Well, I want another one. Just take this part. It's the gizzard. It's the gizzard part of it. Ew.

That's good enough. It smells so bad. Give me more. I want more. Spoil a little breath. It's like garlicky. Stop it. It's in your mouth.

Put it in her mouth. No, eat it. Don't smell it. Just eat it. It smells like fucking garlic. What? What? Garlic.

Fucking eat it. You eat garlic on your fucking sugar fish, bitch. I don't care if you just want a little bag. Eat the whole thing. Eat it. Put it in your mouth and swallow it now. Eat the whole thing, you fucking brat. What are you doing?

You're acting like a baby. It tastes like onion. I don't like it, Bobby. I don't care. It's my fucking people. All right. Here, give me more. One more.

Let me have some, babe. All right, here. It tastes like a fucking slimy onion. You know, you're a super smeller Esther and it is pretty It's pretty I just have to hold my oh, I'm gonna throw up The taste does stay with you for a while then. I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

George. I actually like it. This is what comes out of Joy Diaz's dick. I'm really sick. I'm really sick. I'm really sick I'm really sick I'm really sick I'm not doing well It does look like

It does look like The insides of a ball I'm not doing well It looks like It looks like a castration I'm not doing well I'm doing great Yeah

Is this real Is this from my country And I Get away Get away I'm gonna leave her right here No please don't Bobby Honestly I just leave her right here

Because my fucking hands cut up I was so glad to wake up early. I have to take a nap. Babe, take it with you. I've been waiting the whole fucking day to do this fucking Dorian thing. I'm supposed to take a nap right now. Babe, you got to take it away. I can't deal with it.

All right, I'll take it. I'll take it. Take it away. All right. Take it away. I'll put it right over here. Oh, no. All right.

No, no, not near me. Guys, I genuinely like to. Everyone is so fucking. Look at my face. I completely, I like understand that you guys don't have this experience. I've hated it since I was a kid. Who the fuck wanted to do this? It was my idea and it backfired. Let me check outside.

If you honestly, sweetie. I knew Annie would like like it i fucking knew it i genuinely thought you were gonna vomit on the camera no i genuinely thought that i was down for this because i'm like this is from my country right i should be i should have a predisposition to liking it and i know that i i hated it growing up, but I just thought, okay, like I'm an adult now. I can eat. And I can eat anything, by the way. Like I eat, like I eat anus.

I cannot eat a durian for the rest of my life. That almost like- You were really hurting. I was, I'll never recover. I'll never be the same. I would rather eat Bobby's anus than eat another bite of that I do have a feeling

they all taste very similar I you know what they don't Bobby's anus does is infinitely infinitely less putrid

so that was our episode I do you want to take your mask off? I cannot take my mask off because the fucking smell of that thing that you made us try I'm right here maybe that's why I liked it it smells

a lot and tasted like my hoagie armpits but you guys thanks for listening and what do we say just subscribe smash smash the likes comment below share about it on your socials. Tell your friends. We'll repost you on our at Bloodbath Girls Instagram.

Bloodbath Girls. Follow us on the gram. And we'll be back with more disgusting things. Kalilah's barely in it. It really was. I mean, you did handle it worse as someone that has grown up with it. And that's why I'm so sorely disappointed in myself is like i know for sure esther's gonna go down for this one and she didn't she actually stood proud well i can't believe i even licked it like i was it was

a hard no but bobby was fucking screaming at me and scaring me i'm gonna order some i'm gonna get something you know what you might try durian candy. It's not as strong. Leave me out of it. Yes. Thanks, guys. Follow us on Instagram or something. I want to apologize for Esther. Bye.

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