Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Fools With Medical Tools

Episode Date: November 9, 2021

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A lot of other dates. Hit me up at Annie Letterman dot com slash shows. Are we going to give each other's temperatures up each other's? Because I did not shave my butt. Everybody's going to check their own temperature so we can see who's the hottest oh my god that's so i run cold for once maybe she won't be the hottest oh my god it's our squid games hi guys welcome to trash show that you may know that Esther has started to be a nurse

eating weed this is the nurse's edition of trash Tuesday we're giving Esther her dream job spread your fucking cheeks open them wide use our ass tape bend over stick it in your ass

what if it comes out brown I have lube upstairs Come wide. Use our ass tape. Bend over. Do it. Stick it in your ass. Okay. I'm just scared. What if it comes out brown? I have lube upstairs. Do you want me to lube it up first? Yeah, come get us lube. Can I go grab lube, George? And instantly demonetized, yes. Yeah, I'll get the lube later then. Okay, wow.

Stick around, guys, for some very interesting content down the road. Hey, guys, you're going to see a weird intro later on in the show, and that's because we're protecting you and our views. We're nurses now. Clap your pants. Get your pants, pots and pants together, guys, because we are everyday heroes. Nurses. I think this episode is truly a dedication to the heroes of 2020 and 2021.

I thought it was about stolen valor myself. So this is definitely stolen valor, but're gonna try and are we gonna sew your sock together like it's a sleepover by esther uh we need the defibrillator quick my thermometer tastes good like it feels good to chew is that the one i put in my ass already okay it tastes like battery acid i can't help but feel like if this is the nurse's episode perhaps the real nurse should take it away i'm not not a real nurse, you guys. Oh, we were talking about donuts. Oh, okay. We know you're not.

Thank you. Thank you. No, you're as close to a nurse as we're going to get. Real nurses don't have time for me and Esther. You'd be surprised. We know. We tried. We tried.

Wait. Esther gets her way. You know the nurse. We know. I called her accidentally. I FaceTimed her by accident the other day. And I FaceTimed her back. I was like, hey, bitch.

Which one? Is she the nurse injector? Yeah. That was Esther and my hot nurse that we met on a hike in Runyon. You guys have heard the story, but it never ceases to amaze me. I know. We were walking at Runyon Canyon and we saw- And I will put an emphasis on walking very slowly.

Everyone else was hiking. We saw the hottest girl there. And we were like, let's go up to her and ask her how to be hot like her. We were like, this was our plan. All we have to do is find a hot girl, ask her what to do. And literally, she's like, sure. Do you want to come up to my apartment? I live right here.

And she brought us up. She showed us her tits immediately. She got naked for us and then took us on a hike. Yeah. And she made us wear weights on our ankles and we went and bought weights. We went to Big Five. Big Five and bought ankle weights. We ran into Tony Hinchcliffe there.

He had gone to Hot 8. I remember this whole day. Yes. That's what I wanted to ask you, Esther. You had two exes on Joe Rogan the other day. Yes. One of them. That was seven weeks ago, Kalilah.

So you had Brian Redman. And Tony Hinchcliffe. Are we really going to. Sat side by side in astronaut outfits? Yeah. I don't know why. The boys like to do that. Duncan does it.

Oh, really? There's certain guys they do it with. My favorite part about that, though, is after your tweet, you were like, how many of your ex-boyfriends are on the Joe Rogan experience? You're like, for me, it's two. And underneath, you just see Dave's comment. Cool. Yeah.

Cool. It's just weird that they were both on together. I'm like, that's just – I just feel like for Dave who's like, you know, he's a very successful guy. He's like, I hope none of my colleagues follow my own fiancé. It's definitely – yeah. No comment, but yeah. I love my exes.

I feel so – they're so – it's so distant that there's just nothing left. I, yeah, I don't feel that way. I don't not love them. About me or about, about my exes?

You do feel like a distant ex, yes. Call an ex right now. Both of you. You call an ex, you call an ex. Ooh. I thought this was the nurses episode.

We're probing. Which ex will I call? Honestly, it's like, I don't want to talk to any of them. An ex? Look at her, she's doing it. I'd do anything I've been asked. No, I know. I'll do it after you.

I'll do one after both of you. Oh my God. I have one of my exes under, they're only in the phone under their nickname still which is teeny peeny should i do it should i do it time i'm not gonna tell you who it is till they pick up but you might know from the nickname i don't know i look so bad yeah but they follow you probably so they they know. No, but this lighting is worse, George. So embarrassing. They don't like you.

He's probably like with his new girlfriend. He's like, I can't let her see how hot Esther was. Why are you FaceTiming? That's a bold move. I said just call. I thought that's what Annie was doing. I'll do some. All right, I can think of one.

He's not answering. Yeah, because he's an ex, Esther. He has a big life to live. Whoever gets to get their ex to pick up gets to put a thermometer up their chosen person's butt. What if we don't really want to do that? Oh, I want to do that. Okay. It's a big incentive for me.

Oh, my God. Look whose phone number just came up. Who can do it first? And whoever can get an ex to answer first once again. I bet I can. All of my exes would answer. Call or FaceTime. Prove it, fucker.

Yeah, do it. Do it right now. It's a competition. I don't want to talk to them. What do I say? I think I'm calling one that will pick up. Okay, hold on.

I'm competing. Fuck, it's your turn. I'm competing. It's over. Yes! Hey. Nothing. I just wanted to say hi and I'll call you later but that's all. I just wanted to say hi

and I'll call you later but um that's all I just wanted to say hi I'll call you in a bit alright bye so shady

I need something to say to this ex if I call you're on a hit podcast come through Kalilah pull up I'll call a second one and they'll pick up

you guys are losing this game I don't want to talk to them no mine suck yours is gonna sound cool. Well, second X isn't picking up. All right. I got one.

I'm going to call one. Guys, my heart is beating. It's making me sick. I know. I feel crazy. I'm doing it, though. No one's coming. What's up?

Hi, you're on my podcast. Oh, sweet. I want to talk to him. Why? Because he's my ex he's my friend we're having a competition to see who can get their ex to pick up the phone so thank you for showing me that you're a good my exes don't have phones unfortunately they're all in jail thank you brian you know what actually can i say something so this is b Brian Redman everyone after we broke up it was my 24th or 25th birthday and I had no friends and Brian even though we had broken up he took me out to dinner and it was really nice because you're hotter than him to Dominic's so thank you for being a good

person hi hi oh my god we're flirting let me say hi where's Janice this isn't okay. Hi, Brian. Don't give me a... He just stuck his tongue out at me. He's into me. Where's Janice? Does she want to beat Esther up? She's indoors. Does Janice have jealous feelings towards Esther? No. I love Janice.

No. No way. That's so sad. No, it's because... No, we're cool. I like Janice. No, Janice is the best but i'm teasing you thank you for picking up definitely okay

annie not if it's gonna cause you distress it seems like she can't no she can't stop herself she's got the dare the double dog dare in her blood i do really have i know i know you she can't control herself right now it's best to just let her be who is she calling you'll see you guys owe me for this oh my god annie that's what's supposed to be this is making me nervous I wanted to just learn about nursing well you can learn about people needing to be helped

hey oh my god I just called Carlos I faked them out they wanted me to call one of my ex-boyfriends but I don't like talking to them so I called you as a joke do you think Carlos is in love with you still i think carlos probably is like getting a little

bit of a chub thinking that i pretended he was my ex we need carlos getting some flirty vibes we need carlos in the studio that's how much i don't want to talk to my exes but you called carl all right i have to go to work carlos are you a job carlos are you attracted to annie who isn't i don't want to go over this right now why not because he's good do you attracted to Annie who isn't honestly I don't want to go over this right now why not do you want to eat her butt you did say it was perfect we do remember that right

that he said your butt was perfect I do feel like there is a weird tension between you two no I think it's like I like that people have crushes on me oh my god alright bye Carl Esther what do you think of what they say? I don't know who they is, but about people who are friends with all of their exes are is a big red flag.

Really? So you're actually on track. I used to be very good friends with all my exes. No, I can defend this in two seconds. I think it's either a narcissist thing. No, I can defend this in two seconds. I think it's either a narcissist thing. No, but this is very easy. That is people who are like friends with friends, like hang out, talk. This is more like if I see you in the workplace, we can have a nice like, hello, how are you?

There is a difference. And that I think is actually so good and I'm proud of it. Now, do I have that with all my exes? No, my high school boyfriend blocked my number. But I still drive by every time. I do. And I think in 10 years, I think in 10 years, Annie will be friendly with all those people. I'm all right. I'm friendly with them now. My body rejects them. I want nothing to do with them. I don't want to be friends with them. I don't want anything to do with them. Are you friends with your exes? Duh, she calls them every episode. Oh my God, Some of them I could not be in the same room with. I would probably murder them.

And that's a fact. No, I'm friends with, I'm close, close friends with two of my exes. Best friends with one of them. What? But it was a very clear thing right up front

where it's like, we're kindred. We should have stayed friends, but we took it there and that was a mistake. But we always knew we would get along and probably be in each other's

lives forever. But there are a we would get along and probably be in each other's lives forever. But there are a couple I'd spit in their face if I saw them in public. I hate them. You know what? There's something about like I feel like I've grown so much and I've changed that I don't even like I don't like shame who I used to be. But the things I put up with in relationships are like really not in alignment with who I am now.

Yeah. So it's like the dynamic doesn't work. Like they're trying to talk to me at a level that I don't exist anymore. And it's just doesn't it's just like it's a mismatch. And I really don't like when like I've seen a couple of guys that I hooked up with in college and stuff or when we called my friend Matt. Like I didn't like him talking about me sexually from a lot. Like, yeah, that's like old news.

Like I just I don't know. I guess people that knew me like knew me and where i was like naked with or whatever at some point it's like it just feels like they've seen me and i don't want to like that's exactly it so two of the my exes that are really really close friends with they would they wouldn't dare walk down memory lane with me they wouldn't talk about me sexually they wouldn't even say hey remember when we did this they are living their lives with their wives and children i am fully respecting that they are fully respecting me they don't they they would never dare talk about me in a sexual way or even think about it or even speak about it with anyone it's like we just don't go there it's done it's dead

we don't talk about that old like let me ask you something are there any exes that either of you have that you could ever in your wildest imagination ever see maybe like just just think about it could you ever like years years years from now we kindle absolutely not i don't think i could either i mean it's dead it's dead i'm not a backpedaler but here here's what this article on vice says narcissists and psychopaths love to stay friends with their exes a new study found that many people who befriend their former lovers are narcissists and psychopaths i believe it it's like if you need if you feel the need to just

constantly still be in that person's life in that way loved like my ex-boyfriend was like this where he was always talking to all of his ex-girlfriends and i didn't care because i was like i just had been friends with him so i knew he was like that but he would always talk and I would like he would just be like saying I love you to so many girls all the time Jesus he just needed to be like important in their lives and I like would never I just I think I'm his first ex that would just never do that I would never and I think also I like did all this work and then I got taught I'm like with someone that's so healthy I did something very narcissistic when I was younger I think which was I only had sex with virgin boys when I was a teenager all the boys that I would have sex with I made sure that they were virgins

and honestly were you wearing the nurse outfit could have been that's the only way it's really bad can you explain though like do you know more about why that makes you a narcissist or a psychopath like I get it but I want to know I think it's having people around you like centered that are centered around you like and it's like pawns right they're like playing with you well it's it's it's the need to feel important in everybody's eyes it's like they're still the need to feel like you're still center stage in somebody's life and you still have that pull like even if they're in a new relationship you'd be like but what we had that kind of is is pretty gross actually that's disgusting yeah I had like a boyfriend I would go to when I would break up with other boyfriends like an ex that I would always go bang and I like the last time I did it I was like I'm clinging to something that's not like healthy I

don't relate to this person anymore it was just like not like what I thought I don't know and I just was like why do I keep this person it was more like i think of a nostalgia thing and a rest of development thing but it's like i just onwards onwards and upwards look i feel you there but i also like no regrets either should we take each other's temperatures oh yeah orally i do want to take it ain't late but you were gonna get lube Can you smell her wet dogness? Mm-mm, but I wouldn't care. I love it. I wouldn't give a shit. I love the smell of a wet dog.

I thought you liked wet pussy. God, Annie, that's like too graphic. You want to do the actual act, but me saying it is the graphic part. But then it's just so explicit. It's the words that are the problem. That's lube. Oh, I love that you have like a homemade. Wait, do you use that for sexual things and masturbation

did your masturbation everything for on you yeah because it's like it's better than spit wait why do you need can i put it in my vagina or does it have to go my butthole because i like to go like clitoral with your hand yeah and it feels so smooth up against it it feels sometimes i get too much lube though with clitoral stuff and it's like i don't know i i need it to be a little friction but i like this brand a lot maybe we shouldn't um maybe they should sponsor us first but we can blur it out until they're ready can i smell it wait that sounded so creepy i want to smell everything i say sounds creepy it shouldn't be scented we should have the bones i don't think okay so question i'm a purist with the lube i put it in my asshole not in my vagina because my asshole's supposed allegedly tight yeah well would you wait why can you take your temperature in your

virginity um you can take your temperature anywhere okay hold on do you want me to do it for you there's i i'm a little bit not like if i had just gone to your appointment earlier i would say maybe we should talk about that um the girls went with me to get my pussy and she waxed. She needed emotional support. It took 30 seconds. Esther, I would have been in there for... They would have had meals.

They would have had their lunch and their dinner. I have a serious question. Is there something that's preventing you from achieving your goals? Esther, you are it. It's weird for the answer to be asking you the question. What interferes with your happiness? Same answer you are it. It's weird for the answer to be asking you the question.

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any skin issues, now is the time. This is the most convenient, easiest way to go about helping yourself. All right, here we go. I'm going to take mine in my mouth. Esther, take yours. What if it comes out duty colored? That's fine. It's normal. That's embarrassing. Do you want me oral or anal? You want me to do you anal right now yeah okay here you can use mine oh i'm gonna feel left out if you so she'll do it to you too okay she's nervous oh my god what are you nuts where do you want to go missionary you want to go missionary we can do missionary no no i don't want okay missionary is actually the funniest thing I've ever heard please but

oh my god go up wait what if I shit myself you want to shit yourself what if I shit myself are you going to shit yourself I promise

go up shit yourself like a diaper change guys diaper we should name it oh my. We should name it. Oh, my God. We should name it diaper girls.

Oh, my God. Pete's closing his eyes. Oh, my God. Is it gone? Donut's here. Donut, get her. Get her. I can't do this if you're screaming like that because it feels like rape.

Okay. Okay. Okay. So right now for the home audience, Esther is getting her anus penetrated. Okay, cover your vagina. I gotta get to your asshole though, okay? Oh my god, you're looking at it? I know, what if my hemorrhoids are...

Oh my god, donut. Okay, I'm taking the temperature now. I don't think it's in really that much. Oh my god, that's so sad. You have a loose butthole. Oh my god, Esther, you have a fever. What? Okay, your asshole was so hot.

So what is it? It's 102. Is there poop on it? Is there doo-doo? Is there doo-doo? Read it. What does it say? 100.2.

Not 102. No, it's 100.2. Oh, we got the first contender for the hotness. Did it feel good? I have a feeling my ass is going to go quite cold on this one. Oh, my God. Okay. I want everyone to see that Esther has not pulled the pants up yet.

It didn't feel like anything. It didn't hurt. It didn't feel good. It was a lube. Did you look at my butthole? It looks great. You have a great asshole. Really?

Oh, no. And then I'm going second. She's not going to say it to me. Do you have hemis? Maybe. That's a thing. I'll let you know if you have them. I can't believe my podcast co- know just looked at my butthole dave is

gonna kill me it doesn't register to me i know you're a nurse yeah okay you should put your ring up there and then when dave's like where's your you lost your ring you're like come find it and then he's gotta go fish it out annie are you gonna let me sure you have to do you have a home to side part my ass hair? Choose a different position, though. You can't do Amazon style like she did. Why? Was it too offensive for you?

No. It's just a little harder to find the... Can we make my heartbeat when she's putting it on my ass? Esther, take her heart. We should have got alcohol wipes, guys. Wait, I want to do Annie's. Yeah, you do Annie's. No, Esther's going to, like, play with my labia. She's going to start gonna start nipping at my vagina no it's probably better if kalilah does it i'm too

nervous unless you beg for it i feel like you would have fun here i'll show you come here can i want to watch no oh my god what if there's poop in there oh i don't care if there's poop or not esther um you have to find the asshole tell me where i should wait i feel like and your ass is amazing bend over bitch hold on i gotta have my cowboy hat on okay i can't i can't i can't quit you you guys there's so much hair there's no hair there's no hair you have a most amazing ass honestly your ass looks hot as fuck yeah esther you don't try to backpedal bitch

no you do have a big fluffy nice ass it's not in oh see there it is now you gotta rotate it spin it 100. Esther, you're hotter. All right, Kalilah, your one chance at redemption. I am not. I'm not trusting these bitches with my asshole at all. Take it regular. Wait, that's my bullshit. I'm going to shove it right in your ass and you'll feel it, bitch.

No, Annie, you have a nice ass. It's kind of a bubble butt. Both of you guys have fevered assholes. How did it feel, Annie? It felt good. I felt ashamed. I felt like. Wait, I didn't really feel anything. I don't want like a class of fucking.

It's like when you go, if you go to the hospital and they're like, do you mind if like the students watch? It's like, no, I don't want the students watching my anal surgery. I'm just going to go ahead and say, Annie, you have a phenomenal ass. Thank you so much. As. The butthole's a little. The butthole's perfect. It's a beautiful asshole. Both of you guys a phenomenal ass thank you so much as the butthole is a little the butthole is perfect it's a beautiful asshole both of you guys have beautiful assholes for anal bleaching

wait I I love my dark color down there I gotta go home where your bell masturbate you know bitch well good thing we got you the most pussy looking treat to eat in front of everyone right now. Oh, my God. She's the one that licks the wasabi off. I take back everything good I said about today. Should we? Is this our banana break today? Yeah.

All right. I like that Kalilah's not washing her hands. I should wash my hands. Yeah, fucking scissor bros do that. Honestly, they probably have. Hey, scissor bros, unless you're shoving shit up your ass, you ain't got nothing. Nothing on these girls.

There's a 99% chance they've already shoved things up their ass on their show. You know what? Knowing Stevie Weeby, I think they do that every week. Of all the people in the world who would have shoved things up their ass. Yeah, bed gay. Unless there's full penetration somewhere. Oh my God, Donut. I think we still win.

You are so cute. You get nothing. Something interesting happened in the bathroom. I found something in there. Was it my sunglasses? You buy $400 sunglasses and you leave them on the toilet. Yeah, who cares? I have tons of them.

Asher, who's having a better life? Where should I put them? I don't want to. She doesn't want the responsibility anymore. It's too stressful. I want to say that was really fun, three of us driving in the rain like that. Annie, you're a great driver.

It was fun to drive, you guys. I drive slow. Asher's like, we're speeding down the highway. I'm like, we're going under the speed limit, bitch. You know I drive slow when I'm high. I do think doing activities together is really fun. But we need someone to film. George.

Carlos. Hawaii. Yeah, Carlos. Is Carlos going to come to Hawaii? Or do we not need him? We don't need him. I want Carlos. Oh, my God.

Carlos does not get to come to Hawaii. And he decides. If he wants to pay for all that, he can pay for the private jet. And we'll let him know how it is. Is this the one that, this didn't go up either of your asses, right? No, I have mine protected.

That's for nitrated. I switched them. I think you should do mouth and then ass. I should have ass then mouth. Yeah, eat your own ass. I would love to eat my own ass. Dude, go to hot yoga wait first of all can i just say i would love to eat my own ass yeah we all have so much in common what would you do honestly there's nothing that's going to make me come faster than if a guy has me like on all fours and he does a trifecta so it's ass clit and then pussy hole if he does a trifecta

or he's doing like pressure on the asshole yeah it's sort of like a i don't know but as long as all things are being handled back there in a line i just want to let you guys know i know that i have a new stain on my shirt i just want to know know. One of my patients had a GI bleed. And I really, it's part of the job. It does smell good. I'm pretty sure part of the job is keeping your clothes clean. Can't help it. I was so in the moment of saving a life.

I wasn't thinking superficially about my shirt. Were you eating their ass and then it squirted out? Well, I tried to stop. It started squirting out and I tried to stop it with my mouth. Wait, I just realized exactly what you look like. You look like a nurse in a porn. That's 100% what you look like right now. And you think it now, not

when I was on all fours and you were staring at my asshole? Not the moment where she was spreading it and you were gazing into my butthole. This is the time. It's the eyelashes and the earrings. No, you do wake up full porn star with these eyelashes. That's cool. You know what?

Both of you guys have very squeaky clean assholes. I got to say, I'm really sort of impressed. You're just doing that for the ratings. No, the ratings would be better. Well, Esther, I don't like you saying that after you were the other person seeing my asshole nobody else saw yours i can guess that she had to like pull apart some duty no some dingleberry no i didn't see did she go around the dingleberry or did she go through it i didn't get to see in did you look in for her yeah i didn't really see because i didn't have a good view so good i was trying to yeah you didn't want me looking because she's not gonna sexualize me you're shy huh a little bit i

kind of am i really don't want to show the inside of my asshole to you you're just a shy little you know too much she's so much info on me she has a whole dossier she has a whole sugar fish box filled with information about binders Binders and binders. Do you have a quiz for us, George? Yes, I do. What are the consequences, Kalilah? We didn't do anything vaginally. That's the punishment is we don't get

to do anything vaginally to her. We don't get to stick one up our ass is the punishment. I can tell you a prize would be to put a thermometer in your prize would be, excuse me. She's so burpy. To put a thermometer in your butt would be a good prize.

That feels like a punishment to me. Because you, I, I need someone to be very like practical and neutral when they

inspect my asshole. No, you don't, bitch. I would be that. I would try my best. We've called 20 people that have tasted your asshole since this show started. I know. You have passed have that asshole this is the most passed around asshole in town are you kidding me when it comes to us we're not serious enough oh i'm sorry someone's gonna be

doing the trifecta i'm just trying to get the fucking thing she's fingering your ass putting pressure i i you know like it's clit nobody needs to clit for the fucking measurements i i do be throwing that ass in a circle to just about anybody it's like the only cherries you have are on your ears miss you haven't had your ass cherry since fucking middle school i remember before my colonoscopy they were like do you have um anal sex frequently and i was like sadly i do wait they asked you that they don't ask that because what happened when they got anal sex frequently. And I was like, sadly, I do. Wait, they asked you that? They don't ask that.

No, because what happened when they got the results and stuff, and because I have proctitis, TMI, but I have proctitis, so I have like, I have some bleeding and stuff like that.

I have issues down there. That's the proximity of a tight ass. Proctitis. And so there's inflammation in like the end of my colon and i think it's from too much ass play wait really yeah so my doctor was like you know two things it could be something fleeting is this my doctor too no no i have um dr teddy you remember wait her okay she got me this doctor this like he's such a sweet he's a sweet nice man he comes in and they're like it was my

first time having health insurance for so long that he was like they like talked to me into like a pap smear and all this stuff and he like came in and he goes so we're doing a pelvic exam uh should we get to know each other a little bit first it was so funny it was so awkward wait i could not handle that i was already in startups when he walked i could not handle a pelvic exam he met me pussy pussy first. Really? And especially if I respect that. It sounds like a great guy. But just being. Because you're not attracted to them. No.

Making a joke about like it just makes me cringe. I'd be like, I can't do this. I don't even think he was making a joke. I think he was being dead serious. Like, do you want to like chat first? Yeah. He was being very super professional about it. Because I was in terms.

And they looked at your vagina? Yes. Dude, this doctor is like the best in town he's bobby's doctor too but bobby pulls his pants down so fast and just spreads them for dr k very fast so funny not a thought i i just i'm women i'm a team female gynecologist i'm a team anybody who's gonna do their job right i respect you for that i want female massage therapists now. I want, unless I don't. But you know what I mean?

Unless I'm like, let's get a man. Like Todd, watch out if I'm like, yeah, he gave me this massage and I was like. Yeah, only female masseuses for me. Esther, here's your chance to prove whether or not you have your nursing chops.

Great, I'm ready. She already doesn't okay esther think about this one a patient's blood sugar is at 60 how much insulin do you give a 100 units six units two units or none okay i don't know what normal blood sugar is and i don't know how much insulin you give so i'm gonna guess i personally am going to choose none because i don't know the answer but that's your reasoning do you know what insulin i'm gonna say yes i know it's what you give people who have diabetes it helps their balance their blood sugar in what direction but i think six is good so you don't want to give them you it

raises their blood sugar no it lowered it lowers it. Opposite. It lowers it. So we need for 60, we're going to need six units because we're going to get done 10 points each. When I was in fourth grade, I was in a commercial for juvenile diabetes donations for Walgreens. It only aired in Texas. I choose none. You do look like a 14-year-old with diabetes. right kalilah the correct answer is none whoa because the person already has low blood sugar that's not true you wouldn't drop them that's not true because with the blood sugar no instincts it's called

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Because that feels really high. Now, I'm just trying to think the prefixes of ta and bra. Both have to do with titties. Tachycardia. Tachycardia or bradycardia. Tach or brady. Which one of those would mean can you say these again i need to hear you pronounce bradycardia or what or tachycardia say it again tachy or brady no

full one tachycardia what's the other one bradycardia tachycardia fuck i'll just say brady because it's the one that annie didn do. The correct answer is tachycardia. Bradycardia is too low. I study the behavior of people asking us questions, okay? Where would I be? Where would we all be without Adam and Eve, Esther? Dude, are you kidding me? Miserable cunts.

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How many chambers are there in a human heart? Eight, 16, four, or zero? Depends who we're talking about. You're correct. Some people have abnormalities, but in a healthy human heart. I think I know the answer. Oof. Annie's not looking good.

It is not looking good for Annie. You know where's Annie? There may as well be fish swimming in my head right now. I see it. I'm seeing them like, I started thinking about my TV has like a screensaver where these fish like float around. Yeah, that's what I see in your eyes. And I started going like, oh, the fish.

Just throw out an answer that's not even there. Zero. Okay. Okay. I'm pretty sure I think that it's four. Okay, Esther, you got it right. Ding, ding, ding. Why did you think that?

Because I just remember that from this thing called school. Sorry, I was getting molested. All right, Esther goes first on the final question. I just picked the number of books they made me read in high school. What position is this? Show the picture, George. What do we call this position in nursing? Is this A, supine, 2, fowler three prone or four face down ass up

that's the way we like to fuck i like these feet they should be covered though these hands can you blur out this for feet please i think i know the answer i think it's prone okay but it's technically also face down ass up that's the way we like to fuck it is that too yes but i think it's well you would be such a good cheerleader why just the way you said that was so peppy annie what's your answer mine is a soup line pine because her spine is chilling that would have been my second guess it would you could be but the correct answer is prone yes so i remember that because you're prone to disease yeah covid yeah because in covid they were putting people on the ventilators

like face up but then they i'm so glad then they started to put them face down yeah because they realized i was better yes i am so glad i don't know that information i steered so clear from that fucking news. I was like, please, I do not want to know which direction they have the patients facing. I'm going to opt out of that one. All right. As the winner, Esther, you'll find a medical device next to you on your table. Okay.

Please use it as best possible. Oh, that's a fun one. What part of the body does that go, Esther? So this is the reflex hitter. That goes in the ass. And it goes on, it goes up Annie's ass and out of her mouth. No, you hit my prostate.

Find my prostate. Here, should I? Can you make it happen? Do you know where exactly to hit? I think I do. It's okay. I'll forgive you. It's going to be between,

it's going to be between the big knobby part here and then the second knobby. So it's going to be right in between. But you have to be in a correct position. Annie, cross your legs like this. Everyone always saying that cross your legs i'm repeating

last week i was like you think i have my period it's red here it'll work on me here to cross her legs guys i have really thickened up i'm working with this trainer and they're not going to get skinnier i'm making sure they stay this thick to get my chair exchanged you know embarrassing that is they did an inside chair and bring it outside. I was like, my ass hurts so fucking bad. But your body is high. It's like you have like the Kardashian like ass and thighs. I gain weight in the proper ways.

In your ass all the right places. Yeah. But my arms and my shoulders too. Here, I don't think it. I'll show you exactly where. I can't get up because. Here are the two points. Oh, yeah, that's right.

So between these two points. Oh, yeah, that's right. So between these two points here. Uh-huh. It's not hard. She's not... They're not. They're both dead. They're not... None of them...

My legs... I'm not the shortest person in the world where my feet dangle. So... Here, here, here. Pass it to me. Can you do it on yourself? Yeah. Really?

So it's going to be right here. Oh, there we go. Ah! I don't know why. makes me cringe really yeah because you're a control that's so funny that i because that's your leg being out of control no it's like it's just funny that i want to be a nurse but that makes me cringe it's like not going well the way you handle the ass stuff though i think you could you could figure it out. You have to be a proctologist. I think so. I think you could probably get down with some

really gory stuff and I think like the least you'd probably That is such horseshit. I could. It's just that like makes my shoulders tingle. The smell of a

like the beautiful smell of like a fire and like a fireplace makes her like suicidal. She's not going to be okay with the smell of like No, I'm not really squeamish. internal bleeding. I'm not really squeam okay with the smell of like internal bleeding.

I'm not really squeamish. But smells are huge in hospitals. No, but when I know what it is and what I'm dealing with. Did I get to use mine? Yes, Annie is the second in place in the quiz. You have a device as well.

Oh my God. Get that fucking thing away from me. No, bitch, come here. Would you let Kalilah do it? I hate that so much. The duck show. It's a speculum. And it's with a fucking... It's...

Would you eat a spider or let me put this in? Living spider. Put that in. And then I put the spider inside. Then you have a half spider baby. It's got superheroes. Oh, Esther. You would have cute little spider babies.

It would be a girl. it would be a girl be spider girl what are you saying yeah spider girl oh my god this is a new movie idea okay fine let's do it who's getting the duck bill no i'm not no one is no your vagina has been exposed so many times today for you to act like this is like a crazy request are you willing to get it in there i am on wax she just got wax you're right i could just show you my wax pussy and without having that thing up in me i could just show you what my shit looks like i want to see your cervix bitch i want to be like there she is okay all right oh a expanded. It looks banged out. I'm banged out. I am banged out.

It's got a cholo. It says, someone actually tagged it. There's graffiti in there. Puppet. And nut. Just written across a nut puppet. It says nut puppet. Nut puppet.

Fan art, please. It says Slept King was here. Bobby's actually inside you. He didn. Fan art, please. It says Slept King was here. Bobby's actually inside you. He didn't go to New York. Esther, you had asked me earlier today if I believed in manifestation. Do you? She's like, you go first. Well, okay.

I was watching this video by Ashley Graham onham on youtube she's the plus size model it's frustrated i know this sounds crazy but she made a video just explaining manifesting and she actually explained it like for the first time i feel like i heard it in a way that i i see it she needs it to be from a model a female hot girl but like I always used to think of manifesting as like this like magical, spiritual, made-up thing that like only people who like have crystals are into. But now I've learned that manifesting is just the word. It's not as like freaky as it sounds, but it's really just like if you want something, you think about it and you put it out there by saying, by telling people and by having it on a vision board. And I do believe that that works. I'm just curious. Do I sound crazy or do you guys agree? Oh, that's so crazy. Like I think I've been talking about you get you. I think I'm a psycho all the time. I think we

manifested this podcast. Yeah. No, I was telling you that too, like where it's like, it's like, I think it's all about really like believing you can have stuff. If you don't believe you can have stuff and the thing, like you want things, but you don't feel like you could, you deserve them or whatever, you can't get them. I just, I think about, it's easy when you talk in specifics, right? So like, I think about this podcast and how for years Annie and I had talked about wanting to do a podcast, but we never quite figured it out the right way, whatever. And it wasn't until you came along where we obviously all knew, all three of us knew at once, oh my God, that's it. But I don't think

we would have gotten here without the years of talking about it, thinking about it, you mentioning it to George. The 12 years of open mic for this podcast and even though that seems like super basic and not that exciting i still just think that talking about the things you want and picturing them like for me i just i really stand by that and i feel like it actually works and i i've taken the like hocus pocus out of it and it's more practical for me you can just see it as like a self-fulfilling prophecy really so it's like if it's something you want it's something you talked about something that you think about put in the forefront of your thoughts it's something that you're eventually going to lead yourself to so i think that's just sort of takes its natural course yeah yeah if you

if you well it's all like for me the all the work that i've done it's what made it make sense for me is like you're it's your subconscious belief around what you can have. Like, if I'm thinking I'm like, I'm just like, poor, you know, I never gonna have money. I'm never like, I see the world through that lens. If I look at the world, like where I'm like, I'm a successful person. And I'm like abundant, then I'm now looking at the world that way. I'm not stressing about things that I was stressed out about before and now I'm seeing more opportunities to create what I want like I think we could have whatever we want like especially like if we're fucking professional comedians like how many people have wanted to do that or said they want to do something like that but the reason that manifesting sort of

doesn't hold as much like water as I think it could in my life is because I think I know I've seen instances with like really really good people with really good hearts and big dreams and who've had just a really unlucky hand at life and it's no matter what they've manifested either they or kid has cancer or somebody like something really tragic happens to them and um so it's that's where I'm kind of like eh like maybe it is a chance thing maybe it's a privilege thing it is a chance and it is a privilege thing that's where I'm kind of like, eh, like maybe it is a chance thing. Maybe it's a privilege thing. It is a chance and it is a privilege thing. That's for sure. It really is. And in fact, like it's, I think when people talk about manifesting, it turns a lot of people off

and it used to turn me off too. And I, what if we caught it woman? But you're totally right. Like, it's absolutely a privilege thing. and it kind of is like some people are just in careers especially where like that doesn't really even make sense well right it's it's easy to manifest something if you already have the upper hand like yeah but it's also like what you choose to right like what what you choose to pursue and i often think about how my life could have gone completely different way because at seven i was supposed to go to school in switzerland because my dad's sister lived there she had a family there and my sister and i were supposed to just live in europe right and i would have never met you guys i would have never been an island bumpkin for as long as i was i would have found my way to you

eventually maybe well yeah i i believe that who was i just said this to my to one of my friends who was like oh like that's how we met and i'm like i actually believe that we would have met and i felt that way about dave too because i met dave at a party but i'm always like no i would have met him if i didn't go to that party but some people think that that's not true but i believe like i don't know i don't maybe it's my denial i just don't want to imagine a world where i wouldn't have met you i don't believe in fate at all i don't believe in fate either i believe in like random beautiful occurrences and i believe while this path is good for me and i'm happy to have met you that the alternate path would have been okay as well i feel like i will have an amazing

life no matter what happens exactly and like sounds like Kalilah prefers the other path. The Sertulan path? It's like, it's. She's like, yeah, it's nice. She did kind of like let us down. Yeah. Do you feel like at all that you manifested this podcast? Or do you think that you just like. There are bits and pieces of my life where I'm like, holy shit.

Like this kind of come full circle where it's like, I thought about that and it happened. But I think that's also just sort of like I thought about that and it happened but I think that's also just sort of like setting my sights there and then reaching it it's just weird because what always ends up happening to me is I set a goal I either write it down or I have like a vision like my ayahuasca trip about this podcast and then I'm living it and then I go oh my god like I fucking asked for this like I don't realize it until I'm like, really kind of like in the present moment of it. Because that I forgot that I was literally on ayahuasca vomiting into a bucket imagining Powerpuff Girls like two other girls. Yeah, like I it's so weird. The one thing I will say when we first started Tiger Belly is that I gave

myself no option when I started it. I was i'm not gonna stop and this is gonna be something and those are i didn't know what it was gonna be but those are the two truths that i i knew for sure i had to follow through with that i'm not gonna stop and it's gonna be something whatever that something was i didn't know that fulfills my definition of manifesting i think yeah because you set you told yourself this is what it's gonna be and then you made it happen and then if you believe it like in manifestation i feel like the the key that always helps me is like you feel yourself having the thing already and then you carry yourself and you operate in life you have it and it just like is it's sort of the seed that you already planted in there without knowing that

you planted in there yeah even if you think about it like your body autopilots its way there can i can i make a pitch here and you tell me if if you think this counts as manifesting and if it's like privilege because i'm trying since you called it privilege i'm trying to think of like a way for it to be more accessible like let's say you work at a bank and but you really you have this craft that you love doing it could be like making miniature things or like making candles whatever it is and you're passionate about it like does esther think she's inventing etsy no no so sad that's just like and then we can name is, and you're passionate about it. Does Esther think she's inventing Etsy? No.

That's so sad. And then we can name it like Itzy or something. No, I'm about to say, let's say you were like, I want to have my own Etsy store on the side where I sell my candles. And so what I would say, if I knew you wanted that, I'd be like, to manifest that, start telling people that you're going to do it and that you want to do it. And you say it in a positive present tense like it's already happening

rather than because if you're insecure about it other people aren't gonna and don't don't downplay yourself either even if you're not sure just say hey i have this idea and people will always try to shoot it down but hold yourself but there's also going to be people who are like really that's so cool you should check out this and they might point you in different right directions because people want to help each other. And then also, you're going to, if you say it to yourself, let's say you wrote it on a piece of paper and you stuck it on your bathroom wall or whatever, mirror, then you might remember, oh, I want to research more today about how to do this like that to me is what manifesting is does that that's not privilege it might be i know it is in a way because if your kid has cancer you don't have time to do that but yeah i don't know i hate that the kid having cancer part came into this well and we're in our fucking that's your co-host and now it's like now we're like that's the co-host now we're like yelling at a dying baby like fuck you i got expensive sunglasses because i believed

yeah wear your sunglasses dying kid like why is that to be that because my mom was a hospice you played with it too you were like because you challenged me because we're gonna get a hashtag privilege now yeah i mean it is true guys it's. I mean, I agree. Like if you're in like if you're I can't. There's nothing. I'd like to broach this topic with my cousin in the Philippines who lives in poverty. If you're in America and you bought the book, The Secret, you can manifest things into your life. No, but if you're if there's so many opportunities online for people, like, I think that like this younger generation below us too is like, people are making money

doing very little, like they're figuring out like weird hustles. First world for sure. Manifestation is very much a possibility in first world setting. Given that nothing tragic has happened to your life that's so out of your control that you don't even have time to think about what you want tomorrow. But the truth is that there are some people that that have gotten have manifested a fucking incredible life coming from that too so it's like you can't like discount everyone but have you guys ever been in the presence of a dead body or a morgue no but i would be interested we want to do maybe a ride along with a nurse yeah no i want it i've always wanted to go

ride along with an ambulance i've always wanted to go to one of the schools where they the cadavers we have that in um well we know what other we know what other movies she saw it was my girl obviously no i why does that happen in there they put on they're like more people yeah they're morticians right you didn't see it you it? I saw it. I just don't remember the movies I saw before this year. Veda? I know no one's going to believe this and everyone's going to make fun of me, but

there was a period of my life where I thought I wanted to be a forensic scientist. Wait, that's amazing. You know what I want to... That's because you watch Forensic Files. It's not amazing. I didn't watch Forensic Files. Wait, do you watch Dr. Bodden? I've never seen it. I don't know what I saw. You don't want to be a forensic anything if you don't know who Dr. Bodden is. I don't watch forensic files. Wait, do you watch Dr. Bodden? I don't know what I saw. You don't want to be a forensic anything if you don't know who Dr. Bodden is. I don't.

You scream when you see spiders. Like, what are you talking about? Spiders are not dead bodies, Annie. May I propose something else? The dead bodies of the spiders make you scream. They're not. It's different. May I propose something else?

They're less than a human. I'm sorry, spiders. Cancel me now, okay? I feel better than you spiders. I'm sorry, spiders. Cancel me now, okay? I feel better than you, spiders. I want to propose something. What about a forensic entomologist? What's that? So basically, you are going to age someone's death.

You're going to date it. This person has been dead for eight days. They use it a lot in like. I'm always so curious. How do they do that? Based on the insects that are living in their bodies. There's's a body farm in Indiana, that you can learn all of this stuff. Yeah, no, let's send her to the body farm. So it's basically no, no, no, let's do a body farm episode. I will cancel Hawaii. I want to see Esther totally cool with the larva inside of a

dead body. Yes. And depending on that maggot stage, a stage of where the maggot is at is basically how you know. How do they look in? How do they find it? Entomologist is a person who studies insects. So it's basically an insect biologist, right? Gotcha. But you can put those two things together that you love, dead bodies and insects.

So what do they do? Do they like cut into the skin and then they see what bugs are there? They do it a lot with like people, they don't like John Doe's or Jane Doe's. Is that how you call them? Did you ever dissect a frog in school? Okay, we're getting into a lot of different areas.

The frog thing, I don't agree with because you don't need to kill an animal. You can easily just use a plastic version. Are they already dead, the frogs? Not always. No, the ones that we used to, the heart would still be beating because they wanted us to see the heart.

Oh, you had to murder them? Yeah yeah it was pretty brutal when i went i think there's a difference than from killing a frog for science or just someone is already dead and we're just doing what we're supposed to do is your help you would be able to cut them open and things are still moving yes i think you would if i was trained she would i do it today no i need the training also by the way thought you said strained. That was like if someone was like put you in a really stressful situation. If we were to go find like a cadaver that they use at schools, the blood would be drained. There's nothing gooey about it.

It's very like formaldehyde. Whose job is to drain the blood? That's what a job I want to ask you to have. That's your job. I think that's a mortician's job, right? To drain the blood. I'll suck the blood right out. Right, George?

But my mom was a hospice nurse. That's cool. I wanted to do that for a i think that's a mortician's job right i'll suck the blood right out right george but my mom was a hospice nurse so that's cool i wanted to do that she just always saw people on their way out i like that yeah my great-grandfather ran a funeral home i don't that's all i know but you should dude you know the last episode with hannah um we talked about we're getting into the wrong business if we yeah for money dude there's a lot death is forever i know we should get in the business of death my friend my accountant because i'm making great money wait didn't we once what are you guys what about like becoming makeup artists for dead bodies well that's what um an embalmer does there's a job you go to school for that i'm the embalm is what they always say duh embalm i'll embalm some bitches we could get around a dead body i would do that with you guys i want to experience things yeah but is there a place to take us really interested in that

probably not but they have this show that they used to put at loma linda university where they will oh the body people who have yes the people who have donated their bodies to science so you can see a pregnant woman with like her deceased baby inside her opened up this way it's it's pretty fucking amazing i would love to always kalilah knows how to really did you guys ever see the body did you ever see the bodies exhibit which was featured in casino royale is that what you're talking yes oh i love that yeah did you see it yeah my dad took me to chicago years ago the mutter museum where they have like shellacked things did they have shellacked cum well it's all it's all the medical monstrosities in philadelphia

so they have yeah and they have like they have a file cabinet of all things they found inside people's stomachs that they'd swallowed like all these weird toys and like you know we should have on the show is um do you follow um mrs and jemmy no who's that she is a forensic pathologist but she has a massive following she has this thing called the gross room where she explains how people die because she has to basically figure out like she gets everything from like a stillborn to somebody who, you know, got their dick hatcheted off, you know, like she sees it all. Right. But we should have her on the show. Cool.

Yeah. Do you know her? I feel like she would be. Is it you? It feels. Yes, it's me. I only study the hatchet penises, though. I've had to cut them off myself.

Do you think you could ever hate someone enough to hatchet their penis? No. No. I don't hate people. I just don't vibe with them anymore. I really I think I've eliminated the hate. Yeah. I don't even hate like my teacher that did that shit to me. Like I'm just like whatever. He's like not a good dude. I hate him because you won't shut up about it. Okay. Now, Esther, does your ball hang lower on this side? I think one ball's supposed to hang lower than the other, George. George, can we see your ball? George. No, this isn't that type

of show, guys, but yes. It's actually medically on purpose so that you can run. George, is your penis smaller or bigger than this? I don't even know. I can't see what you're saying, but let's go with bigger. Is this actual size? Esther, this reminds me of your vagina.

That's my penis. I'm sorry. I was giving good medical knowledge. Like the balls are different sizes so that you could run so they don't clasp into each other when you're running. And now, Esther,

how wide would the tape have to be? Mine would be about out here these are tiny little uh did you guys watch sex in the city growing up was that like your generation i did yes i watched it with my parents i was never team big i was always aiden okay big was sucked aiden was always aiden was a great in my life i'm like big is but you do want just someone with us fucking money. They take you places. You do stuff. You got the guy-

But Aiden didn't not have money. But Aiden wasn't her guy. She didn't feel it. He was too soft for her at a time where she didn't- I do understand that. Yeah. I, when I watched- First of all, I didn't watch it because my parents watched it.

So I hid when they were watching it. But then when I was 18, I got- Did you watch them through a thing watching it sometimes i through like the bars that are upstairs um i watched it when i got my wisdom teeth out like i because you know whatever i was just binging it like i read into the libraries from the dvd for while i was healing i think sex in the city sends like a really weird message that made me feel bad which is it made me, for some reason it landed on me

like you need to find, hurry up and find a man before you get old. Because these bitches are having such a bad time. Well that's like, I feel like they talked, I feel like they explicitly said

like I'm getting older, I need to settle down and I think that's such a bad message and it made me feel like shit. Yeah. I just thought it had so, so much good stuff. It was so cool. It was so like different personalities, different experiences, different types of dudes that

I'm like, oh yeah, I've met a guy like that. It was really, I thought it was really entertaining. You know, they took weird fashion choices. It was just really fun to watch on so many like levels. I just thought it was so fun and you saw yourself like i i did a thing for people magazine where they were like our tv i don't know what it is but um we were talking about it and they said that i think that one of the theories is that it's one woman and all four of those are her different characteristics different parts of her yeah that sounds that to me is an argument against

the show right because it's like so then each woman is just an archetype or one corner of you why can't each woman be a full woman with like and i i get it it's tv it has to be this way but maybe it doesn't why does there have to be the slutty one why like why can't i don't know you it's also the time ruining our show we are kind of like we each have a i think oh our show yeah like it's kind of like i see i disagree i think we're all slutty yes i think we're all whores yes i think we're all rotten we're from old sperm yeah open wide Esther hey Esther Pete has a final piece of

medicine since it's the medical episode it's a gift oh thank you so much chug it butt chug it

put up your ass you drink it bitch do you want me to and then I'll drive you what is that Esther it's Dayquil it's Dayquil severe

wow acetaminophen for pain here I'll drive you somewhere. What is that, Esther? It's Dayquil. It's Dayquil Severe. Wow. Acetaminophen for pain. Here, I'll be the nurse. Acetaminophen for pain. Guafenicine for- Ah, ma'am, you're done in here. There's a person about to die. That's for-

Guafenicine. Getting the mucus out, draining. From where? Nose, mouth, throat, lungs. Oh. Chesty cough. It's a expect Nose, mouth, throat, lungs. Oh. Chesty cough. It's a expectorant.

Expectorant, yeah. Phenylferrin, which I think is Benadryl. I don't know what HCL is. Oh, no, that's attached to phenylferrin. Dextromethorphan HBR. Which one gets you high? Oh, literally it says basically all of that on the package. I was just looking at the wrong. I just want to say you can't be my nurse.

You can't be my pharmacist. You can't be the person I'm working at. Right. That leads me to the pharmacy. I don't trust you. You get nowhere near me. Can I control your finances? That I will let you do.

I just want you to see how much money I have. I should cry. Oh, there's so much in there. Well, let's see if manifestation works. Let's like write it down on a piece of paper how much you want to make next year. Yeah, I just want to make sure I make more than that cancer baby. Guys, I want to let you know it is a direct competition. What would you manifest for next year?

You already know. I've written it down to you. That's how I've manifested it. Okay. Yeah. But we already did it. you saw both of our assholes with now yeah god i reached the peak of my life just fucking let me jump off a cliff now something's happening to kalilah why what's happening to me what do you mean she's just like yeah that was the coolest moment of my life seeing our assholes where it's like i feel like back in the day when she thought her shoulders were broad she was like more into my shoulders are broad no i think you're starting to catch on that you're

way hotter than you guys are rubbing off on me can i tell you how you guys are rubbing off on me never in my life have i ever even fucking considered getting gel x or fucking dip powder nails and look at me now they look so what made you do it you want to feel like a hot i saw your yeah you know i was like wait am i that girl am i that girl and then i did it once and then i couldn't do it a second time i felt i moved differently with them on i love it you don't want them again you i want them again i like it it's click clap key it's things it's like a thing it's fun the only thing is i feel like, so I'm still getting used to them, but I feel like I can't do as much.

I can't open little things. It gets in the way of fine motor stuff. You'll learn. You have jewels for that. That's true. My mommy. And mama. Mama.

I'm a little irritated that Bobby's out of town and Dave's out of town. You haven't invited us over for a sleepover. Well, she has 27 vicious dogs at her house at all times it's like between her and Whitney I don't know how anyone comes out unpunctured ever I'm so glad because I look at Whitney I'm like but she has a lot of money and probably a lot of help right in this zoo operation here it really just is Jules and I so we're running around we're always thinking about the dogs no matter what the dogs. No matter what we do, it's like, what about the dogs? It's her and like one other person.

There's two other people. But it's that our dogs are our life. My animals are my life. There's really little time for anything else. Yeah. Well, that's how Miranda is. She has six animals. She's like you.

And that's all. Doesn't she find more a lot? Yeah. She's a collector like you. Every week. Isn't there a different dog in this room? There's a different dog that might attack us while we go to pee. Yeah. How many dogs have been in that room since you've known me?

We had drippy nipples. We had droopy eyes. We didn't have draggy leg and I'm pissed about that. There was a draggy leg dog that Kalilah gave up her fight for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bloodhead. We had already named it yeah bloodhead and i just want to let you guys know that we get a sign that says rap sometimes and this is the first time i think you've ever seen it well it's usually i don't have to because esther ends it early because no i'm the one who sees it and then i try to end the podcast and then andy starts like calling me And then I try to end the podcast.

And then Andy starts like calling me out that I want to end it. But I'm just following George. George is in charge here. That was not out there when we were. Esther, the last two episodes, I'll give it to you. But when we were outside, there was no sign. You have always ended it. You're always cold, hot.

She's got a hard out. We didn't know. I'm comfortable today. I'll stay all night. I see you. You're in cold, hot. She's got a hard out. We didn't know that. I'm comfortable today. I'll stay all night. I see you. You're in your new uniform. I want to sleep over. I'm going to end by saying this.

I want to sleep over. She ends it now. You fucking bitch. I'm going to end this by saying this. Let's sleep over. I think both of you guys would make wonderful nurses. Because while I think where you lack in compassion, you make up for with um comedic relief and spirit and charm yes doesn't nurse need this okay doesn't does a does a hospital need this is this a candy striper because i when my friends need to move or

something they invite me over knowing i will do nothing but entertain them while they pack and that's called a clown yes Yes, that's a clown. I'm Patch Adams. Yes. Which, by the way, we have to call Monica at some point. Remember when I met the woman from Patch Adams? Oh, that's right. The girl from Con Air.

Yeah. Monica Potter. Monica Potter. Get in there. Now, Kalilah, if you had to eat one of us out or the podcast is over. Based on you just- Not what you saw today or the podcast is over. Based on you. Not what you saw today. No, but yes, based on what you saw today.

Who would you lose that? Asshole or? Anything. Okay, my first instinct would be Annie. But the only reason I would choose you ultimately is because you're the one who would enjoy it. She would like it more. I would be nervous. Why would you choose Annie though?

Annie would be the reluctant. She would just be like, I'm really not enjoying this at all I'm hardly getting my cat you're fucking lapping her up like a dog alright this show is over it would make her so happy though that would be my charity

in this case you are the dog she is the cat I agree yeah I'm fine with that I'm confident I have to earn her asshole

I already have your asshole alright now I know I have to play the little laws of power with you. We'll be seeing how things go next week then. You guys, thank you for watching. Please like this video. Please subscribe and comment for the algorithm.

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