Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Gentleman's Guide to D Etiquette w/ Dumbfoundead - Ep 136

Episode Date: September 26, 2023

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Okay. You're not too far off that. Here I am. She's a male dog. It's never female, whatever she's called. Yeah. Yeah, all of it. But he is a friend of ours. is a son of los angeles by way of argentina and mexico um he is a rapper actor stand-up um

he does it all um everyone our friend dumbfounded hey what's up everybody look at those credits with his scroll we had to unroll the long oh wait and you podcast you have a podcast with steffy who i love yeah and rick it's called fun with dumb yeah you guys are killing it yeah it's good it's fun pot thanks for having me yeah thanks for being here are you still jet lagged from korea i'm a little jet lagged yeah i will the only reason is i threw a party uh the night before i flew out from korea in korea it was lit and then yesterday i had to make it to a show a comedy show i throw every month oh is that cry later i have a party question was the party with like friends you have in korea or was it just you threw a party as dumbfounded and people came nah like friends too i have like know, some K-pop friends, DJ friends, actor friends over there.

And we just threw a big party. And you went with Nora? Nora was there too, yeah. And then so random, like Simu Liu had like a layover. It was like Shang-Chi there. It was like weird. Like random people showed up. Annie, are you hardcore FOMO-ing right now?

This sounds very fun. I wish I was involved. I mean, I know you through Nora, through Awkwafina. Have you gone to Asia? No, I have not. And her fiancé is from Laos. That's what I'm saying. There's been a lot of Asian shit in your life recently.

I know. And in nine to 12 months, I will be full Asian. Yeah. I can't wait. But honestly, though, once you marry into an asian family you are technically i already called my mother-in-law i've gotten so much pho i feel like i don't know i don't want to say i'm in i don't but i i feel in yeah you're in i mean and laos too that's a whole nother section i want i mean i i said i floated the idea of having like a destination wedding and now

todd's mom has just been sending me all this stuff about having a wedding and but where would it be in laos i can't i'm not going that far i'm not i think you should no no no i actually think a wedding in laos is so out of the box and ridiculously Annie that I think you should do it. Wow. I mean, she hasn't been there. She's just cheap there. Like when I get married or if I get married, it's going to be in the Philippines because my dollar really stretches over there.

No, I definitely like the stretching of the dollar. I like that you can have like a huge wedding on a very small wedding's budget. Yes. I just wanted to say boo. Hell yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did you think it was good there was like a music festival there it was like monsoon season but so that part sucked when

did you go it was a couple months it was i want to say like four or five months ago earlier this year festival what is it no no i don't know what it was but there was all these like filipino stars are you going to asia like multiple times a year i just i don't i don't like the states right now i like it over there more honestly i would have delayed extended my flight wait did you only go to sabu you didn't go anywhere else no i just went there but i recently i went to thailand i went to korea uh japan i went all of that i want to go everywhere i was telling them i went um on google. I went to Japan on a date. Oh, yeah, you guys.

How does that work again? You could just walk on the streets. We just walked around the streets. We picked out restaurants we would have gone to. Oh, that is really sweet. Is it sweet? I mean, slightly. I was on a little ketamine.

I was on a little bit of a K-hole. I was like, this is the best idea ever. Yeah, my boy had like a ketamine lollipop with him he's like it's a k-pop that's what that's what it was called yeah it was called the k-pop that is one drug that i feel i could actually be addicted to because i last year i actually got deliberately put in a k-hole to treat like depression and anxiety yeah and it was such a fucked up experience but like i've i never felt better i've like all of my anxiety like melted away like the months after that so i was like oh maybe this is the drug for me but during when i was in the k-hole was the worst thing it was terrifying the hottest girls

do ketamine i feel really how did you say that no it's like a compliment i can't i got sponsored on my other podcast like it was i was like manifestation is real my ads lady was like what are you what are your interests when she was like what should i get you sponsored by i go i just was like oh i like spray tans and ketamine i was like you know kind of kidding oh my god the ketamine clinics of la don't they sponsor like freeways we gotta get sponsored on here i got sponsored on my other one Don't they sponsor like freeways? We got to get sponsored on here. I got sponsored on my other one.

For ketamine? Yes, I'm a ketamine sponsor. Wait, we need this. I didn't know that this was, as long as it's not like we're not pushing recreational ketamine. No, no, no, no, no. Because K-pops are recreational ketamine. It was definitely, yeah, ketamine's never been my thing. Yeah, no.

And I don't want to go into what my things are. Yeah, I was going to say, what? Yeah, it was never my thing. Yeah. Yeah. No. And I don't want to go into what my things are. Yeah. I was going to say. Yeah. It was never my thing. Yeah. Yeah. The nose ring kind of gives it away. What is that?

Nobody that's in a ketamine puts things in the way of getting their ketamine. I think that's why ketamine was ruined for me because I thought it was something else. Oh, it's happened. And then I got deeply into a K-hole. Everyone has had that moment. What do you think it is? It looks like Coke. Yeah, it does look like Coke.

Look, and we're talking about this was years ago. We don't condone these drugs. These are horrible drugs. You should never do them, ever. But this happened to every person. They should put some food coloring for safety or something. It does look very similar. And so the amounts that you do are very different, and the vibes and the feelings you get from them are very different so if you do like

a a cocaine line size of ketamine yeah you can't do that in a world you're gonna be slumped you are not oh really present you're gone yeah you gotta take different portions yeah yeah yeah i mean that happened to me in high school and it was actually 2000, year 2000, New Year's. I was at my friend's older sister's place. We were 16 and I did that. They brought us like a bowl, a plate and I thought it was cocaine and I did this huge thing of ketamine and I ended up, I had a drive. Some guy came and kicked the window in.

Yeah. It was just like in Philly and some random guy just came in and got in a fight with someone and bashed the window and they were like everyone out and we're like the kid even the kids and they're like the children gone i'm like fuck because i guess like cops yeah so like definitely you guys leave and i remember having to drive like coming down from a k-hole i i was knocked over so many things that like my homegirl's apartment just in a k-hole and then i turned on her water machine and i left it on overnight and it flooded her whole place it was messed up she was so mad because the filtered water machine you know she had it was filtered so it was filtered water flooded but you know that i almost died by death of refrigerator because of something bobby did

that was similar did you think your refrigerator with your shoulders? He wanted to open you? He did. Wait, wasn't there a football player that was called a refrigerator? I don't know. Icebox or something? I posted a video. Icebox was from the Little Giants. That's what I was thinking.

Dream. I posted a video, Kalilah, maybe three months ago. I wasn't in my best shape, okay? Somebody told me I looked like a mini fridge. In the comments, I was like, wow. I was like, at least I said mini. See, William Perry. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But Icebox was a girl on Little Giants. Which was one of my favorite movies ever. I mean, I liked Sandlot. I was a baseball bitch. Yeah. Yeah, Sandlot was cute. But Icebox, that girl was was like she was such a cream dream because she had that she was pretty but she was a tomboy and she played football you're like

there's hope for me i was like there's hope for these fucking shoulders someone's gonna want me one day but um so bobby was uh doing yoga online one day and i had left the house and when i came back i it's it sounded like someone was taking a shower upstairs but i knew that he was still in the room doing yoga i was like what the fuck is that sound it sounds like water and i go upstairs and i guess the cats had like moved the faucet over this way and it had been on for like an hour and a half yeah and so the whole upstairs was flooded and he was just namaste completely unaware that his home was flooding and so they had to redo all of the floors but they had to unbolt this like massive thermidor fridge um from the wall like during construction of the new floor right and i forgot that it was not bolted

and i opened the fridge and the whole thing like came down on me oh man and i swear to you like i it was like a refrigerator crushing like what a way to go like a bad way to go and then bobby i was like how as an asian woman too it's like so disrespectful. I don't, he pulled his phone out first. To die in the kitchen. And yeah, but it took like two other people to get me out from under the fucking fridge and had like kimchi on me. The whole time Bobby's still doing yoga. He's like, I'm almost done, babe. Oh my God. But, but yeah, that was a very scary. Imagine if you had heard that I had passed, But yeah, that was very scary. Imagine if you had heard that I had passed. Like, how did she go?

Like, I would never, like, I hope no one would actually tell you the truth. I would rather you say, like, she was found in an alleyway. Just like she had OD'd and was gang banged to death. I'm actually so scared of this way that I think you might die. Can you not say it? Because I actually believe these things. Don't. I'm just going to tell you right now. It's going to be a drowning. Of

sorts. But listen, don't you date anyone you dive with, bitch. I saw that movie. I saw that movie about what happened to that girl. Where she was married her coach that was helping her with the free dives. She was doing the, trying to get the Guinness Book of World Records. Oh God, I don't know about this. Please look up, what's this

girl's name? They had a movie about it that I watched on netflix but then it's based on a true story so this this guy was a was a professional um free dive free diver where they would you know they put the weights down and they go whatever is that what you do yeah well do the weights and try to go down i don't compete in free diving you don't do like the balloon? No, so those people, they just go straight down and they try to hit records for how far they can go. I spear fish,

but it requires me to still free dive to the bottom. Okay, so he was messing with her balloon. The husband was messing with her balloon at the end. No shit. And then all of a sudden, there was no air to blow the balloon up. And she, so she just had to float up her own speed and died and no one could help her.

She had like a blackout? Yeah, but there was no, there was no air for the balloon. And then so, but no one could, could investigate because you need, wherever this happened, I think it was in Puerto Rico. You have to have the family ask for the investigation. So nobody investigated. But they think that her husband was planning, thought he could save her because he thought it was going to be a thing where there'd be like this romantic where he saves his wife.

Wait, that's why he wanted to do it? That's what they think. That's the theory because- So he didn't have like a, you know, a Sancha on the side that he wanted to like live a life in? Well, the movie, the movie, which is loosely based on this story, made it seem like she was, that he had caught her cheating on him and he was cheating on her and he was done with her. And it was this whole thing. But I don't know why you would kill her if that's the case.

But they said that when she came up, he started giving her mouth to mouth in the water which like that's so weird you would bring her on the boat to do it you wouldn't be unstable in the water doing it and they thought that that was very performative and that so they thought that it was um that he was trying to do a publicity stunt where it's like husband saves wife but she actually didn't make it and she was like in a bad mood she was in a bad mood before she and not a regular mood that she usually is in

before she does. Oh, shit. All right. These crime docs never really, you know, give a clear answer to these things.

This wasn't even I didn't see a documentary. I saw like a like a fictional movie. Yeah, there she is. Audrey Muster. That's the last pictures of her. Oh, you saw like

a Lifetime movie situation. Yeah, it was like it was a foreign film it was on you know it's so funny I was looking at steamy like Cinemax-y

movies and that was one of them oh Cinemax I mean it was on I still love a steamy Cinemax type film me too

it's so horny it's so like it's so like nostalgic because it's just there's no yeah you don't see anything it pulls the right

horny strings yeah it really does I don't know I saw one pulls the right horny strings. Yeah, it really does. I don't know. I saw one where they were showing, they were like showing dong on it. It was. That takes the joy away. That kills all the joy. It was just weird because I'm just imagining the whole production.

Yeah. Because I know like maybe they're going to, usually there's the sock cock or the cock sock. Yeah. Where they have it covered or whatever. But I was like, all right, he's just showing his wiener. It was Eric, what the hell is his name? It was the on six feet under oh eric balfour yeah yeah he was very weird looking but he's a big cock right it wasn't that big for to be in the movie the way it was but his ass was really good he was like really it was like he was hot i was definitely like

looking i'm like what's he look like now oh he aged well okay married with kids that's cute that's cute he's weird but he's an odd he's an odd looking man oh this dude oh yeah yeah i remember him he always looks he looks like he'd be in a boy band or something yeah you know um like one direction like zane he also kind of looks like um like one of the vegetables from veggie tales too he's very his head's very like wait what's veggie remember veggie tales VeggieTales, the like Christian cartoon? Yeah. They use vegetables? Look up VeggieTales.

Show her VeggieTales and you'll see what I'm saying. One of my professors looked like the broccoli. VeggieTales. Look at VeggieTales. Yeah. Oh, my God. He looks like the zucchini or the cucumbers. See what I'm saying?

The asparagus looked like my professor in college. Wait, I want to ask you, do you feel ugly when you go to Korea? Do I feel ugly? Because I was just talking to David So. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had dinner with him. Yeah, yeah. And he was like, fuck, man.

He's like, when I go to Korea, I never feel uglier. I feel like everyone is really well put together over there. There's just so many, you know, skin wellness places. Like a McDonald's on every corner. You just go in and they got a chart. It's like casual. You go in there and get Botox like on a Tuesday or something, you know. And they're really well put together.

But I don't really like the look of the typical korean beauty look like even if you follow like a hot korean girl they don't do enough ketamine yeah no i like a little rough okay bags under their eyes oh no not some like a lot of the girls like if you even if you look at their instagram they're like the filters they use are like super pale it's kind of cartoony a little bit. I just don't like the look, you know, like when I go there, I usually tend to lean towards the girls that kind of look like they're Asian girls in L.A. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like like their hair is blonde. They got hoop earrings. Yeah. ABG eyelashes. I love ABG eyelashes. You know, that's that's the look I love. Asian baby girl. it's a little

it's kind of chola ish yeah it's chola adjacent but they have to have very specific tattoo placements a lot of times like on the thigh yeah or it's a very thigh tattoos have grown on me so hard contacts right like contact lenses sometimes but those were like the older abg girls and blonde asians you gotta be honest slightly cross-eyed blonde asians i love me a blonde guy girl any gender it's what's up you know like when i threw my party i threw a west coast themed party in korea it was called la la la la la la and then it attracted all the like Koreans that love like West Coast shit. There's all these blonde Asians with LA hats and like tube tops. You know what I mean?

I love that. Like it was lit. And yeah, it was fun. That's like Filipinos. There's a term called Jejimon. Yeah. And Jejimon is like our version of that. They're very just like the hip hop kids, but they wear like the bandana.

So they try to like follow copy like the western night their western nice idea of like hip-hop but it's um it's considered like not cool back home because they say like oh you're so judge it which is like you know kind of like not but i think it's kind of this cool little culture of their own i feel like internationally people love west coast more than east coast culture i think so i feel like more people are like into pock and more than like biggie there's more murals of like pock and like germany and like across asia you know i mean like the west coast won the beef internationally you know what i think the east coast loves the east coast but can i just say yeah right

because i'm east coast but i'm so obsessed with, I love living here now. So when I came from the Philippines for the first time, I didn't know the difference between Kansas or LA. I just thought America was America. So I can firmly say that I didn't know that there was an East Coast, West Coast. I just thought it was America and then hip hop and then Pac and then Biggie. I didn't know that there was a whole beef. I didn't understand that whole. You're just like, no, it's just America.

Did you see the theory that Tupac is alive and living on a reservation in New Mexico? Now they moved it to New Mexico? Yeah, it's New Mexico. There's always sightings. But why would you be living in New Mexico? Pac sightings. New Zealand at some point. I lived in New Mexico. There's always sightings. But why would you be living in New Mexico? Hot sightings. New Zealand at some point. I lived in New Mexico for seven years.

Like, you're there to, you got to go on a hike or something. You can't just, like, hide away. Like, why would he just would not have a life? He would just be, like, in what? I feel like if Tupac was in New Mexico, you'd have known by now. Because you have so many friends that still live there. I would have found him. Yeah.

But New Mexico is not a bad like that theory could check out you know like that that'd be a good place to hide out you know i mean like i'm not gonna see him in k-town you know like but it's like okay so it's i lived in santa fe for seven years it's like there's a lot of like desert it's just what is he living in like an uh like a airstream maybe and just that his whole life is just hiding away. Yeah, like a poncho. He would live somewhere far away, right? He would be on an island where he could live out.

And also, he's a performer. He likes to be out. He's going to be just hidden away for the rest of his life. Yeah. Yeah. He's in, I don't know. I think he's in one of them Cleveland joints with Chappelle he's in like one of them like cleveland joints with chapelle or something you know just a little camp like one of those camps and shit uh he's

actually matt rife he just got surgery he's hiding under matt rife's face that'd be the wildest comeback ever right there listen when you got star quality got star quality he's like yeah he's like I always wanted to pull white bitches. This is the only way. Do you ever have that alternate dream that you keep in, you know, like the recesses of your mind just in case shit goes wrong? Like, what is that thing where you're like, OK, if shit doesn't work out, I'm just going to do this and be OK with it. That shit's scary now, honestly, because people get canceled and you can't make money no more so i think about that because i'm like not rich enough to get canceled yet

i know i can't wait to get the answer where you're just like that's horrifying to think about like i dead ass think about this all the time because i'm like i'm looking at my finances like what if i get canceled right now where what bracket am i you know like how could i do you're so correct though because like wouldn't you say that even friends of ours where like we they started off at a certain level and then they start to rise and you're just holding your breath for them you're like it's gonna i mean it's gonna happen everyone is going to get canceled to some degree once they hit that level i don? I don't think, I'm not afraid of canceling anymore because I really have only seen careers grow. You're not wrong. I think your career-

From getting canceled? Yeah, I think your career starts at a canceling. Yeah. Then you blow up. You think you're blown up until that cancel happens. It depends what you're canceled for. Like who's been canceled

that's really canceled? Harvey Weinstein. He's in prison. If he was free, he'd be, we'd have some new Hollywood stars, wouldn't we? Sandra Bullock wouldn't be playing such young characters anymore, would she? We'd have some young hotties coming in. You still have to get some good momentum to get canceled and then make a comeback. Yes, yes.

Can I say something about the Harvey Weinstein girls too? We used to play the Harvey Weinstein game. I might have told you guys this already, but where if there's like an actress that's in a lot of stuff but she's like not hot,

she's like, you're like kind of surprised that she's playing like all these really like hot roles, hot girl roles. If you, we would Google image her

and Harvey Weinstein and Harvey, there's always pictures of Harvey hugging her and you're like, oh my God. She was a Harvey placement. You planted her. He has a bunch, oh, my God. She was a Harvey placement. He planted her.

He has a bunch of pictures probably, right? Yes. Just in Google Images. It's basically everyone. He was running the ship. Yeah. Yes. Okay.

So Kevin Spacey did get fully canceled. Bill Cosby. No, but Bill is on tour, right? Did somebody Google like fully canceled people? What? Is this fully canceled people? Chris Brown is fully not canceled. Fully. Absolutely. No, but Bill is on tour, right? Did somebody Google, like, fully canceled people? Or what? Is this fully canceled people? Chris Brown is fully not canceled.

Fully. Absolutely. No, Chris Brown is not fully canceled. Not fully canceled. And we saw her face. We saw her face. Also, Shia, not fully canceled. Nope. Shia is like a miss.

I don't know what his deal is. He's not really canceled, but he's not out there like that. But he's so weird and strange that he he still piques everyone's interest so i think that he's child stars a little bit you're like all right some weird yeah shy is in the in the bracket of people who get canceled and it kind of fucks them up personally like mentally you know like chris brown it didn't really fuck him up he's just continuing he's dancing still the same he's gotten better at dancing you know his mean green pictures are the funniest thing I've ever seen. Why?

Where he's just, like, groping the girl. The girls are, like, riding him in all the mean green pictures. Chris Brown's shit is funny because he always shares, like, his crib. Like, his interior design is so trash. Like, money cannot buy you taste, like, whatsoever. Is he all proud of it? His place is crazy. Like, crazy inside i want to

see like a wild ass architectural digest episode of his shit is this like insane murals everywhere yeah you're not gonna get canceled for this level of things like these are like like and cosby's going on tour again yeah yeah yeah there's no way cosby's going on he is is he really yeah i'm not gonna lie i'd like to attend that show me too people are gonna go just to see what's gonna happen you know what he's gonna talk about is he gonna get booed like or you know i'm trying you know people are probably gonna go in there protest all types of shit yeah but i'm guessing there are people so i mean the older generation who probably still love him, who are not so kind of switched on about what cancel means, cancellation.

They're probably just like, Husby, what's happened? This is so great. People don't know. Some people don't know. It's weird. You think everyone knows all these things. I'm telling you, he'd kill it in the Philippines. Well, yeah, I mean, well, people probably don't care as much over there.

Well, it's not even that they don't care. They probably are not. It's not in their news cycle as much that he was even castled. Well, also his fan, like the age bracket of his fans are like too old to protest. You know, like protesting takes a lot of energy and organization. I like the outside of his house. It's a little smaller than I thought it would be. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. I like the outside of his house. It's a little smaller than I thought it would be. Oh, yeah, but that's it.

Oh, wow, Sonic? Yeah, that is trash. I like how you just saw the Sonic. You're like, Sonic. But also, but like, look at the couch. Where's that couch from? This is crazy. Did he take it from before his, this is bad.

It's like an 18-year-old skater. What is this room? What the fuck? This is bad. Yeah, this is like an 18-year-old skater. What is this room? What the fuck? This is bad. Yeah, this is like an 18-year-old skater who just signed like his first big deal. Guys, this is a small house. I've seen like a Brazzers set better than this shit. Like for real, this is wild.

Oh my God. This is pretty. I feel like this is what my place would look like if I let Todd. Really? Maybe. Yeah, I mean like this is what my place would look like if I let Todd. Really? Maybe. Yeah, I mean, like, what's it be like? I hate the tiles of that bathroom, that interior of this bathroom. What is going on, man?

It's disgusting. It's disgusting. I'm so mad. It doesn't look like a terrible home. Outside's fine. Come on. I got Philippeuse, bro. You're way richer.

You got the Philipp Phillip Hugh light bulbs. The weakest settings. I do like how the lights look, though. And that's the, oh, that's the house. Okay. It doesn't look small. I only saw a little corner of it. Yeah.

No, I mean, yeah. Like, there's just, I feel like that's the biggest thing when people get canceled. Like, it does mess with you permanently, I feel. Yeah. You know, like, you're not the same. But I love what Annie always says. She's like, cancel this state of mind. Like, it really, if you can switch, like, how you think about it.

But what are you canceled for? Are you, did you, like, are a bunch of H's? Pose? Like, what would you get canceled for are you did you like are a bunch of h's pose like what what would you get canceled like if you're getting canceled for like you said something and it was taken out of context or but that's even yes you got to do the whole fucking apology tour for some shit you're probably not even sorry for but it's like you have the pressures of deals or people you know like i do feel bad for the people who have gotten canceled for the weakest things yeah you know i mean some people it's like you get it yeah but some other people are like damn you got some of the things like the lizzo canceling is a little wild to me because i'm like

i need a little bit more backstory to me me, that's kind of messed up. You know, like people were waiting on her to fuck up. The people were really waiting on Lizzo. But is it on Lizzo for being like, I create a safe space? You know what I mean? Like, is it kind of like you can't use the language of the cancelers? I kind of hate that, too. It's like, well, you can't roast the people you work with.

You should be allowed to clown the shit out of the people you work with eat like ellen like i don't i think ellen shouldn't have been canceled i think she should have whatever like what she's watched she took care of so many people in her audience she was the first slap a banana out of a pa's hand like come on dude she was the first like lesbian open lesbian, open lesbian on TV. Like, it is interesting. And she seems like maybe she's a little rough, but oh well. Also, it's like toxic work environment. I understand it to a degree, but, like, that word toxic in general is so overused.

I think work environments should be toxic. They should be toxic. Like, in Korea, it's toxic. That's how they became the prospering country. Yeah, company men. I just feel like, okay, with the Lizzo, the banana part of the Lizzo thing, from what I understand is like they went to this strip club, the performer puts the banana inside herself,

and then makes someone eat it. And then Lizzo was like, got one of her dancers to eat it and was like, you have to eat it or you're off the tour, which sounds like she's kidding. So funny though. And also you're not really going to be fired from the tour. You know what it reminds me of?

When you're out with friends, think about like the shit that I've done at strip clubs, like amongst my friends. I brought my own banana. No, but it's like, we're wiling out. Like we are not, we are just having a good time. There's a rapport. Right. I brought my own banana. No, but it's like we're wiling out. Like we are not.

We are just having a good time. There's a rapport. Right. Like when you read that in a document like written out that way, it's like, of course, that seems fucked up. But like if you were there, if any of those people were there, they would have been like, oh. You know what it is? It's like the roasts hit harder when it's coming from someone you don't respect, you know? Like, you know what I mean? Just because she was bigger and she said that joke to her, you're like, this bitch, really?

It probably just stung extra. It hurts more, you know what I mean? Like, when I got a homie who, like, doesn't have his life together and tries to give me advice on my career i'm like oh my god i get hot i get mad as hell like are you serious right now when you're open my audacity and open my girl like gives me notes on his job i'm like back away from the death right the audacity like that's i think that's kind of the situation that may be i recently found out that i've been paying for like two years for some like streaming service that I used for 30 seconds. And I'm like, where? I needed rocket money. Like, what was I thinking?

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You know what I mean? With a Cialis. And there's so many things on the market. Oh, yeah. Like, I'm on the, like, after day, going back to the crib. I'm just smooth as hell. Just popping it, you know? Just finagle it out of my wallet.

Bam. I wonder how I would feel, though, if some guy was like, hey, like hey just as a heads up like this thing happens to me once in a while i don't want you to take it personally well the funniest is when they're like this never happens you're like that's more insulting it's actually way more insulting and i don't believe you but also no i always just go i'm too hot i've always just gone i'm too hot that's the problem because that's what's sort of been my what i think is all that matters though you mean like right before

he's about to have sex like you guys yeah just be like you know if he's concerned about it I don't need to hear my shit might go soft once in a while

but it's not UK I thought even during the dinner date it's like let's not jump the gun buddy mashed potatoes come out and you're like speaking of mashed potatoes

no no I think that was whack first of all it doesn't feel like you're spontaneous right i mean that sounds whack yeah yeah because i i don't think that i would love it actually but there is something to be said i know it's not my fault but i do take it personally when they go soft on me and i really like in the you know now i'm like okay it's definitely not my fault but there are times where i'm like fuck like do you ever try yelling at them just get it hard

no but i i do feel that like especially when a guy is like oh i just can't come i'm like oh not being able to come so annoying like i know and and now there's a whole movement of like not chasing the cum you're supposed to just like enjoy the sex. Well, that's different from ED and cumming, right? Right, right. So, yeah. I mean, as far as like ED goes, like the dude, if that happens, like he just has to be prepared. Yeah.

What is he doing? Yeah, you're right. It's like why? And then if you tell me now it's on me to like worry about, I'm like. Okay, but hear me out, okay? What if it's a situation where. Is this something that's happened to you? No, no, no. Because doesn't she sound like she's that's happened to you? No. No, no, no.

Because doesn't she sound like she's asking for a specific advice? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I- She's like, what if he was wearing a blue shirt? No. Okay. So what if there are some counterindications with his medications that doesn't allow him to-

Popsie Alice. I'm sorry, guys. If you're mentally- Listen. Mentally ill? I'm done. I've done that. I'm out of that phase of my life.

What do you mean, Annie? What is this guy you really like? Monday through Sunday, popping the pill. Listen, it's a person you really like. And they're like, I don't know. Let's suppose I have Hashimoto's or I've got to know about his other conditions. Oh, my God. I'm on a first date.

What is wrong with this guy? I'm on a first date. He's crying. He's like, I have a D. This thing is comorbidities. Oh, by. I'm on a first date. What is wrong with this guy? I'm on a first date. He's crying. This thing is comorbidity. By the way, don't worry. It's not, it's not, the erectile dysfunction has nothing to do with you. It's I'm just really depressed and cry a lot. It's like, uh, maybe you need to like handle stuff inside yourself. Maybe you're not ready to have sex with me. I warn guys up front up front i'm like hey sometimes i explode in tears after sex or after i come like don't be freaked out it has nothing it's not okay that would freak me out okay to be honest if i tell you that up front or after um i mean both like that's that's

like heavy you know what i mean that what what what would you say what would you tell people okay this is how i say it like but i don't say it like just so you know she's like i'm a squirter but out of here a top squirter no usually it will um come up organically and just like when i'm talking to someone just be like oh this like weird thing happens to me and i cry when I come and I can't control like the tears and I'm actually and I just say it like that and I go I'm a girl I cry sometimes no but I go into I'll usually be like oh there's this article about blah blah blah blah blah and I explain that it happens to some girls yes I do because it's fucking scary if a girl just bursts out crying uh I mean I'd rather it surprised me I would you know it's it's fine

i mean i think your ego would probably like it a little you're like this shit says here's yeah but then there's that study that alleges that men get turned off when they see girls cry i have always had boyfriends like you're so hot when you cry they like love when i think that's why they yell at me so much but what do you think what are are your thoughts on that? There's a study that says like men, when they… How did they do the test, Annie? Was it with like a scent of like tears or something like that? But it was a legitimate test. And when they were exposed to like the tears of a woman, they became like…

Oh, just in general. Less aroused. Yeah, not in the sack or anything. Just when you're out and about and they start crying. Less sexually aroused by women that are crying. yeah i mean i don't i don't know like i'm not in you know i'm not looking to get aroused or anything in those moments but you're like at the farmer's market yeah i know right really i thought we were gonna fuck right here um no um okay sniffing women's tears dampens sexual desire in men. I hate this.

I think this is false. No, I could see this happening for sure. You know, like, it's just like. Well, it's like what I was just saying. It's like, I don't want, like, just a guy that's crying all the time. It's like, you guys don't want just, like, the crying girl. You're like, oh, I gotta, like, I'm gonna be responsible for this person's mood or whatever. I don't know.

Okay, so what you're telling me is if a girl were to burst into tears after coming, you would rather it be a surprise. No, I'd rather they cry then, though, than like any other moment during the date. During the dinner, it's like, yeah, you're definitely not getting any that night, I think. You got to console her. You're having a consoling night. You're have a talk you're gonna have a long hour i yeah i don't know i i don't whatever i mean that's a condition that's fine i don't need to know about this new thing that you know it's it's cool get your cry on i think it's called like

oh what's this oh my gosh shout out urban dictionary what's this? Oh my gosh. Shout out Urban Dictionary. What's coxal? I thought I just made it up. To comfort someone at a time of grief or disappointment with your penis. That's how I imagined it to be. By the way, I really hate myself when I find myself searching for things on Urban Dictionary. There was a time where I didn't need to do that. I was down with it.

I knew everything. And now we're at that age. was down with it. I knew everything, you know. And now we're at that age, you're like, oh, coxal. Yeah. It is. I agree. You got to see how it's used in a sentence and everything. But you can't trust it either. It's all, a lot of it's just bullshit.

Yeah. Okay, so follow-up question to that. If a woman has a hard time, like, typically orgasming, is it something that she should discuss with you? Just be like, yo, like, it it really it's hard for me to come so like don't even try or not not don't even try but just like don't worry about it if i don't or are you just i've heard that a lot uh like you're saying from girls yeah from girls yeah i've heard that like you know it's it's all right just you finish yeah yeah so i don't mind if i do no no no no but like already did good timing um yeah i've i've heard that you know several times i guess from

girls that's just i don't know what what's your question yeah that is it's like you know it's is it weird for a guy to hear that like a french is like hey like you could go like listen after the entire sade albums gone through you're like all right i want you to give yourself a break how long are sade albums i don't know but there was a guy that was like he's like i ate you out to an entire album. Isn't that so funny? And you still didn't? What?

I didn't come, no. Was he that terrible? No, no, he was very good. I would be about to come and then I. It's exhausting at that point, though, because you're like, damn, am I, is this her or am I. I'm trying. He'd be so funny, too. I'm really trying here. He'd be so funny because I hooked up with him for a while and he would be like, he'd be like,

come over. And his ego was so attached to making me cum so he would just like go for like as long as he had to. Yeah, at some point the pussy goes dead though. It's not his fault.

It was like me. I always find the pretending to orgasm like such an interesting thing. Oh my God. Because dudes don't do that. No, no, no. Don't dudes do that.

Oh my God, you're so wrong. You're so wrong. I just heard someone talking about this. Yes, okay okay so a really close friend of mine who happens to be a dude just admitted to me that he has faked in the last couple years 50 of his orgasms that's crazy and i'm like what are you doing this for and his thing is like i don't know like my body's changing and i just kind of want to like you you know, want to give him a win. I'm not even a good enough actor for that shit. I don't think I could pull it off.

I don't think I could either. And it's actually very embarrassing. Like the idea of getting caught lying about orgasming to me is like way worse than just being like, high five. We tried. And I don't want no follow up. Like, where's the cum? Yeah. I don't want to happen.

Did I just see you hawk a loogie i know i don't know how he's getting away with it or maybe maybe condoms he can just like pull the condom off and throw it out before anyone sees it oh that is a good point or if you're busting inside then you can say you've busted yeah but girls always know when it drips out if you're doing like coming inside someone and they're like, you came inside me, I need... Yeah. Like, you gotta send me 50 bucks, but he's like, I didn't actually. I know.

Let me ask you, how much can you feel someone coming inside you? None, zero at all. Nothing at all? We don't feel anything. There's not enough nerves. I feel it. You don't feel it? No, no, no, no, no.

I know the movement of the penis as it's coming. So there's like, you know, the body looks a little different. So I can know when they're coming but the actual squirting into the back of me, I don't feel it. Do you? I don't.

I think so. Maybe I'm just imagining it. Because we're the ones selling it like, yeah, I'm coming in you. Do you feel the stream? Do you feel the stream? It's warm.

It's warm. No, I'm telling you guys. I've never asked this. So you're saying, I've never asked this. There is just no fucking way that biologically we would be built to have that many nerves up there because it's not conducive to like, like to hurt internally.

Like that's so, doesn't hurt. No, I'm just saying like, I think that. No, you feel the warm squirt. I would feel like, I would think that you would feel it. You're going to make me get knocked up

because I'm going to be like, Ty, you have to come in me right now. I have to feel this. I'm going to test this out. I have to now. You messed me up because now I don't believe this girl is like, I feel it.

You lying bitch. You don't feel shit. That's why it's good when they come in you. It does. Really? You know I like my special sauce. I like to get it coming on my period. You do.

Strawberry shortcakes. Yeah. That's Annie's favorite time of the month. But that's interesting. You're saying you don't. There's nothing. I have never in my life. You feel it, right?

Am I crazy? Felt. It's warm. I feel it. And then you plop it out. You plop it out. You have to go to the bathroom and do the plop. But the actual propulsion of the thing coming out i don't feel

i feel like maybe some people feel that some people don't i mean you're the type to cry during sex so maybe that explains my pussies and maybe that explains the numbness i have an m pussy oh my god you have an empathic pussy yeah it feels at all i can feel when you get coming wait when i'm coming in a different i got a wet kegel i go oh my god someone just came in kalilah it's always at a weird time you're always somewhere i'm like is she in the philippines what hour is it we might have to cut all of this out but like i have i have a real sickness with like og recipe like original recipe like i have to tell a guy up front no matter what i say during sex you have to pull out because what i say during sex is fucking criminal this information i will jujitsu pull you and say

shit like i want your fucking baby with those shoulders too i know but that's why i have to give the you pull them under the refrigerator you're like getting my crisper this is like an insane thing i do so i have to tell them up front like you cannot listen to me like you have to promise me you have to be the only adult yeah well i i could see yeah i mean because when you're in the in the mood the zone, you know what I mean? I could see that was just part of the demonstration of sorts. What are we doing? Show us on the banana what Lizzo did to you.

Yeah, I'm not doing any games. Show us the banana where Lizzo made you suck. I'm not playing any games here. We have a segment called Banana Break. We're just eating bananas. It's just me and a banana. Oh, that's it? Free up on potassium.

How many sicknesses do you have potassium what do you need um no but yeah yeah yeah that whole thing of like pull out because like at that point it's like a test or something you know well like what happens to me is that it feels so biologically natural for someone to do it. You're just like, the mess that's coming after this is such a nightmare. Morning after pills. I'm not thinking straight in that moment. I'm so horny in that moment. I'm like, I don't give a fuck.

Like, I just want cum. Could I ask you guys something? Like, what has been some of the protocols of somebody coming on you and then the cleanup afterwards? That's a really great question. Because I'm always a little insecure about my cleanup methods. Especially when I'm like, hey, hold up. And I run. I just feel goofy as hell.

Are you holding now your soft pick in your hand? Yeah, I'm holding. Or I'm like, you know. Well, you got a little drip you have to deal with yourself. Or like grabbing a wet towel and all that. yeah I'm holding or you know I'm like you know well you got a little drip you have to deal with it yourself or like grabbing a you know a wet towel

and all that like recently I like grabbed a like a tissue paper and I wetted the towel and I wiped her

with the wet towel I had to do a whole thing oh my gosh you did the full service yeah I did the full service you detailed her and I think it just

looked kind of whack to her. I'll tell you why that was a mistake. She was like, this dude's doing too much. Like, you know what I mean? I can tell you why that was a grave mistake. I don't, I felt it was a grave mistake. She's like, really?

The wet towel, fam? Like, what are you doing? Well, it's not that, it's, I think for me, because I have a lot of like sensory aversions, the idea of tissue, wet tissue. Get your tissue the fuck away from me. It's like, yeah.

And plus water and cum are kind of like oil and water. What do you mean? No tissue. No towel. Tissues are the worst. And that's like, it gets stuck when you're like a shaving accident. Like a little shaving cup. Paper towels though.

Paper towel a little better. A little rough. A little rough a little rough a little rude are we in a kitchen like what's going on the nicest thing you can do the sweetest thing you can do

honestly if a microwave is at your disposal or isn't nearby no Kalilah no I'm not plugging in

I'm not plugging I'm not looking for an electrical outlet we're not bringing in appliances hear me out guys no Kalilah. You fucking princess.

I want a warm towel. We're not in first class, right? You're not getting a warm towel. My goal, too, has been the paper towel. It depends, again, what brand. I kind of like that. I imagine you're like in Chris Brown's house. With just like a roll of paper towel next to your bed.

No, no, no. You see, I still keep it in my, you know, the paper towel holder rod thing. So I go to the kitchen. But the kitchen's close to my bedroom. Yeah. You know, if it wasn't, then I would probably have it close. I say you grab a T-shirt. Just grab the T-shirt.

T-shirt's okay. T-shirt. But I love like someone who has ran the towel under hot water and then done this. I'm so annoyed with you. I've never seen you as this high maintenance. You're like, I want it steamed. I want a fresh steamed towel. I'm just saying bonus points if you do that.

Spray a little like a little lavender on it. You even did the whole wring the water out. You have to. No excess water and everything. I mean, bonus points if you put it in a microwave for 10 seconds. Then it's like, oh. There's no way someone did that for you? Full service spa.

Yeah, you know like when you go to those Asian massage parlors and every one of those rooms has a rice cooker? When I go to an Asian massage parlor, they better use one of those when they wipe their cum off me. Well, all of them have a rice cooker in the room because that's where they heat the towel. I think next to your bed should be a rice cooker. Just for those situations. If you don't want to do it in a microwave, then have a rice cooker by your bed. All right. How about a dude who goes and washes himself off first?

That he's done. That he's out of here. He's out. Yeah. He's so fucking rude. Okay. You know what I'll take? Let me tell you what I'll take.

I'll take a guy going to the sink to wash himself off. While he does it, gets a hand towel washer, throws the hand towel at me. I'll take that. I'll take a, it's mutual. As he's washing, he throws me a rag. I like to be, I like aftercare is very important for me. I like my hair shampooed.

Well, you're crying, you're weeping. Yes, no, it's a whole thing. It's like, I like to shower with them. I want to condition my hair. Well, you're crying. You're weeping. Yes. No, it's a whole thing. It's like I like to shower with them. I want to condition my hair. I love being scrubbed down all the way after. No, no. I'm with you with the shower afterwards. Yeah. Because the initial wipe down, that's why I appreciate that you came in with the towel and with the tissue where you did it.

But I think that's just a preliminary getting it so it doesn't drip onto the mattress and to the... I try not to do the shower because I feel like a girl enjoys her solo shower. You know what I mean? Like get your clean up on there. I am never ever wanting to be alone in a shower. Oh, you don't want the solo shower? Okay, I'm already fucking up multiple times.

I never, but I just personally never want to. I, after, especially when I was like having like, well, would I want to shower the one night stand? Well, this is why like lesbians are so great because the aftercare of lesbian sex or with a girl is just superior to all. Cry together. And gay men. And gay men too. Wait, do you remember? Wait, what was the Bravo show where it was the gay guys in the house together?

Oh, God. The night, yeah. What was it called? The Lance Bass show. Yeah, and then they did on snl they did the lesbian version it was just like women like these like like butch women like in bed together i see you i see you it's the funniest thing wait has someone ever washed you in the shower like have you ever been like washed washed i've been washed've been washed. It's so intimate. Yeah.

Here's my thing. So one time I asked a- We all start crying. No, but I had asked a boy to basically recreate a big trauma of mine. When I was 16, there was a 30-year-old guy who kind of held me like hostage for the night. Like he wouldn't give me a ride home from Reseda because he was like, you have to fuck me. Welcome to Trash Tuesday. And I was 16. He was 30. He took me to claim jumper. I thought I was like, oh wow, this is great. But I thought we were just going to go back home, but he didn't. He took me to his home and he was like, I'm not giving you a ride home tonight. And he was, we had sex,

but he was so brutal with me and really just a very negative sexual experience so look at julian he's welcome again to justice set you up with that claim jumper those portions i know he really did you like a queen though that those those portions are you he was he was he said he took you to claim jumper and then he clam he claimed me for sure he jumped me yeah no but um when i drive past the claim jumper in burbank i think that's like the only like the last one left like i do like i glitch out a little bit because i hate the little pgst glitch luckily they're getting discontinued so you'll be fine once that last one gets out of here but um i had a guy i had asked him to recreate that whole night because i wanted to yeah like take back the night kind of thing.

But so he did. Like he did everything. He beat me up. He pissed on my hair, my face, like everything. Everything brutalized. But then afterwards, but we had a safe word. I'm not okay with him. We had a safe word.

I don't care. And he was very like Kalilah are you sure And I was like keep going Keep going I hate him I hate him I hate this guy No this is the guy

Who recreated it I hate recreate Claim jumper And then afterwards He gave me A spa like treatment Like the hair conditioning The everything

He put a steak On your black eye He put a steak On your black eye He put a steak On your black eye He put a steak On your uh black guy cucumbers and honestly it changed me a little bit where i was like oh i think this is my take back the night moment mad people used to get bathed like a lot more back in the day all those kings and queens and yeah that that's that looks always nice in like game of thrones or something you know getting like your feet but

those are like but what about like their regulars like do they get like bathed no i don't i mean honestly but back you back then it probably felt so much better too because it was way more rough yeah you know like just getting through life and then you get bathed at the end of the day um that sounds amazing yeah wait you're still you're upset about this i don't like that he beat you he didn't beat me so hard that he like caused any permanent injury like you know there was like there there was some like it was aggressive yeah and um but it i don't know it i felt like it was under my control still because i had the safe word all of these things were and genuinely i probably traumatized the poor guy he's probably like what the fuck did i just do you know well the worst is when you kind of get a little like

you're like you could be a little rough and then they get real you're like all right relax i didn't mean like hakalugi in my mouth you spit a little what the fuck is going on like how are you waiting for this that's why all these things are tricky you gotta feel it out and then guys don't know how to pull hair properly. It's like you got to get it at the base, not at the end. You're going to rip holes out of my head. Yeah, I don't want to look cute. Yeah.

You hear the proper way once and you never go back. Get in there. You know, you get all in there. Katie, you fucking slut. Katie is vibing with our combo. You know, another thing, though, that you're just talking about, like, washing your dick and stuff. I didn't know we jumped to washing dicks. Going back to, like, wash, cleaning up and stuff.

I always really annoyed that the sink is just not at the right length. Like, you got to, like, kind of tippy toe to throw your balls and dick on the top of the. It's like if they just made a slight adjustment of a few inches you know you gotta like drag the squatty potty over and like stand on it you gotta like straddle the thing i do i will say though that things are probably built better for you and more convenient for you than us like holy shit like the gymnastics we have to do to even like for instance if it's like a last minute hookup you know how hard it is to wash a pussy like on the go, if it's like a last minute hookup, do you know how hard it is to wash a pussy like on the go? Have you ever stood on the top of a sink? All the time.

All the time. I've done that. I mean, best case scenario, there's a bidet and I'll just straddle the toilet. I'll back up into it. Right. So I wouldn't even go front ways because I'm trying to get like front to back access. So the mirror is on my back and I've hopped up backwards onto the sink. Yeah. And then I'll wash this way. I'm having sink sex memories. Oh, really? Tell me.

Oh, I used to hook up with this guy. I worked at one bar and he worked at another and we would like meet up and hook up in the bathroom. And Santa Fe, I'm going to Santa Fe. Maybe I'll do my bathrooms I banged in tour. You have to do bathrooms you banged in tour. That's going to be sad be sad though because you know when you go back to like a town you lived in and it's like things just inevitably had changed I haven't lived there since I was you know wait can you do a tiktok series of this yeah but just explain you don't even have to be super graphic

about it just be like you know walk into the bathroom like rate it from like a one to ten oh it was so cute I hope it's still the way it was what if there's like no bathroom there anymore but what were you saying oh another wash question um if how often do you wash your ass in hopes that you will get your ass eaten on that all the time my ass is that like protocol anyway it's always gonna wash your ass so while you're washing i don't soap my vagina at all like i never do because it i just feel like everything smells better when my ph kind of just does its own thing so i i but i soap the fuck out of my ass like but i always do because i like um my preferred entry of choice by a man is if he were to flip me over and

go ass first like to eat me out like eating me out from the back that way is like the hottest thing ever so there's times that esther would have vetoed this entire discussion i'm just trying to think of what song lyric i want to like punctuate your story but i always always, I like a lot of Aspley. I'm thinking of Peaches. I have to. I put on my titties like you wanted me. But Aspley is very important to me. I washed my dick

like right before. The show? That's so sweet. Oh my God. Honored. Yeah, I knew we were going to have a conversation

just in case I had to whip it out. I was making sure. No, no. So like before a girl was coming over, I was like just in a hurry so i washed my dick and that's so polite thank you for that no but it was like like way too close to when we got so it was too so she almost like she's like did you just wash your dick like she smelled this

open everything i was kind of embarrassed that i actually it's better i think it's better to put the effort in i think so too but also um when i really like someone i really don't care um yeah like the condition of it if we're if we're on we're on but i can't appreciate if i'm coming to hook up with you if you wash your dick yeah but you know what i really you know i've talked about this so much and i just have yet to implement this is I don't know how to have spontaneous sex unwashed. Like if it's just like, oh fuck, let's go. I have to find a bathroom and it's gotta be this whole thing. And I don't know why I can't just like let go and trust that my partner is okay with it. I know. I know. I used to be a lot more adventurous and I just, I'm kind of ashamed of myself that I do wash my dick pretty frequently

you know what I mean I wish I was just more like going to the bathroom let's get it on you know like I've had I used like I remember having sex in an office I worked at farmer's insurance you know farmer's insurance yeah I worked at I worked at a farmer's insurance and like what did you do there like a customer service worked under like a broker or whatever. She was a broker. And then you... Broke her back. Worked right under. How did you meet her? She was like a girl I was dating. We worked at the same place.

It's so fun. Wait, workplace sex is so hot. I've never experienced that. That was the only time I did it. It was cool. We had a whole thing. She like tied her my hands on this office chair things like this. experience that was the only time i i did it yeah it was um it was cool and then she even like we had a whole thing she like tighter my hands on this office chair things like this i put like a thing over it was after hours yeah i know but we were sure like they were gone for a while oh so

it was after hours not like no no it was during it was during no they didn't have cameras this is a while ago okay no i mean i'm sure they had cameras then. You just resurfaced this now? No, it was like a janky, like, farmer's broken. This is how you get canceled? They find your tapes? Yeah, not farmer's insurance. Prudential, whatever. No, yeah, but that was like the one time that was like a crazy place.

But I'm not that adventurous, you know, it's sad to say. Yeah, I mean. Actually, if the ladies are watching this, I am adventurous now. Yeah, he's so adventurous, you know, sad to say. Actually, if a lady's watching this, I am adventurous now. Yeah, he's so adventurous, you guys. But I think that sex in public, the thrill of it is not the actual sex itself, right? It's just this idea of like… People could hear you. Yeah, and find out.

But I don't find that pleasurable sex. Like, I can't find that pleasurable sex. Like, I can't imagine having sex with a guy like on a plane say for instance and coming. Like,

who comes from like mile high? Oh, Annie. Annie's been fingered on a plane. I didn't come though. It wasn't, we didn't,

but we just, it was a hardcore make out sesh and fingering. Yeah. That sounds pretty hot though. He passed away though died he died he died and we found out on the show because we tried to search him he was so such a hilarious character

that guy yeah she had just met him at the gate previous right we met we i'd missed my flight so we went to the we journeyed to our next flight together and he got our seats together and well you might be the only one he's ever fingered in his life before he went out. So that's kind of cool. I definitely wasn't the only one he fingered. He was in a, I don't want to brag, he was in a Sugar Ray cover band. He had a lot of miles. He was so hot.

He was extremely hot. Poor guy. Poor guy. He's now basically like our official mascot yeah damn rest in peace they were like

I was like pull up a picture because he had these like ridiculous like photo shoots for his band you know so there were so many

good like shirtless pictures of him and stuff that were just so and he just you said Sugar Ray cover band yeah

that's like almost cooler than being than being said Sugar Ray cover band? Yeah. That's like almost cooler than being in Sugar Ray. I'm not going to lie to you. I still feel pretty nice when I hear a Sugar Ray song. I mean, yeah, it's a feel good. This is like That's it.

He's dead now. That was him when he was in the military. Oh, cutie pie. But look up his pictures. Because he had his promotional pictures were cute. They were called the sugar cookies. I don't know what they were called. Get in there, Annie.

Where is the picture that wiped the internet of his funny pictures? Of his like short little pictures. There are just some funny ones. I don't know what's his name. He's dead. I'm celebrating the life. He's dead. i just i feel like i like being comfortable we'll bleep all that out sorry to your sister like if i'm getting freaky on the couch with a partner then i i i'm like let's let's go to the bedroom yeah yeah is that cool i don't know why I'm just growing up I think we just like grew up yeah it's so funny I used to be so just get a headboard and an expensive mattress just so my knees could get bruised over here right right I just I used to have like a fantasy of this was when I was like still like repressed shit but I was very high

school-y in my head so I wanted to like fuck and make out in high school-y ways so it would always be like I liked fucking on couches and in my fantasy it would always be like we met at like a party he went to a different school than me like in my head I'm like creating all this shit and that is like middle school put on some sublime let's go. Honestly, that is to recreate something of your childhood is so… Like dry humping. Dry humping is the best. It's so underrated.

Bring it back. But you'll never get the same dry hump that we used to get back in the day. It was so exciting. It's never the same. If you edge enough though, I think you can. I feel like it's never the same. It's not that hot summer fling you had with a girl. Fogging up in a car. All that. it's never just like it's not you know that that hot summer you know fling you have in a car all that you never it's never the same like i remember it being the best like

back in the day i'm like i never got it back todd and i were talking about we're like oh my god car sex remember car sex it's like everything was it was so because you like you had parent like you couldn't fuck in regular places you and even when you get like in your 20s, you have roommates and stuff. So it's like, you know, you're just fucking what you can fuck. But it's like now that you're a grown up, it's like, yeah, I have a nice bed. Yeah, nothing is really going to match the feeling of making out with John Lynn in his car to Brian McKnight's anytime. You know what I mean? Late at night.

Yeah. I was fucking in my Ford Focus. Like that shit was, that was amazing, you know? And even in my, like, shitty apartment, roaches everywhere. I had girls waking up to bed bug bites, you know what I mean? Like, it was still hot, you know? Air mattresses. I banged on a lot of air mattresses.

Water bed. Water bed. I lost my Virginia on a water bed. Yeah. I don't think I've ever had sex on a water bed. I don't know if I could even count it it was it was pretty wild we were floating yeah but that's another adventurous thing that doesn't work like i remember being younger and in a pool with a boy and being like put it in and it's horrible it's dry it's the worst don't do it get a uti no thank you guys right right um but i recently just

found out um that silverback gorillas have the tiniest penises did you know this like randy like three centimeters three inches my dog has the smallest penis of anything i've ever seen in my life but i'm just saying like in primates how we evolved, why do you think there was the need for the human to then grow a larger penis? So they do penetrate their mate with that thing? Yeah, but look at that big-ass body. Yeah, you don't even think about their penis because they're so big, you know? You're just like, yeah, he's packing. It kind of reminds me of, like, bodybuilders when they get all shriveled up from taking all the steroids right right but isn't that strange because like the average like human

penis like evolved to be a lot bigger than a silverback gorilla but there's somehow like that's so disproportionate to their size and no one can tell them anything no one he'll rip you to shreds you know what i mean he doesn't know has no clue. Do you think he knows that he has a small dick? No. And if he doesn't know, does he? See, that's how we should live our lives. Dudes with micro penises, you know? There shouldn't be podcasts talking about their penises.

You know what I mean? Oh, my God. Let them live. Julian, how about when we did the live show? I did a show. I'll say it so you don't really know what we're talking about, but I did a show with someone, a live show. And we asked the audience like to tell like bad sex stories or bad penis stories or whatever. And every story was like about a micro dick.

I'm like, you guys, there's nothing wrong with people that have micro penises. That's not, the story has to be of like, did they do something bad to you with their penis? Did they give you a disease with their penis? Or the hole that was underneath. Yes. Oh, that is cold. It's just unfortunate. It was like, oh my God, you guys are evil.

The audience was evil. That's messed up. It is messed up. Listen, I remember my micropenis. I'll never forget you. You're a nice person. When was it? It was in college. I'll never forget you. You're a nice person. When was it? It was in college.

I banged him twice. Oh, but it was bangable size then. You came back for more. No, no. I honestly was like, I must be remembering this wrong. I went back. What's the equivalent for like a girl? What's like if it's like a micropenis would be like a larger clit?

No, vaginismus probably. But I feel like that's like a guy's, guys probably get off on that, is when the opening of the vagina is very, very, very small. So it's very painful for a girl. No, because it would be big. It would be too big for them. Like a hot dog in a hallway fish? It's too small, too big, yeah.

Yeah, I think maybe something that girls would be ashamed of is probably if we were called like loose or something like that. But I right but even loose is you know yeah we could still turn it back on you like talking about micropenis there's nothing wrong with micropenis but we can turn it back on you i'm like i'm not loose your dick's just small right like we could still turn it back on you i don't know what the equivalent is really for us um no but big clits clits always get big because when they're engorged they look like but some people have like penis clits like where they look like penises really i think so yeah i mean i'm saying that sounds worse than micro penis penis clit i think it's the same i think they're probably the same size you know it's like the same thing yeah oh my guy

he always had long-term girlfriends. Oh, really? Yeah, he was always in long relationships. I hope he's doing well. That's sweet. They deserve pleasure too, you know? Honestly, I wouldn't mind a guy with a micro penis. Like, that's very low maintenance for me. I'll tell you, the hogs I've dated have been a problem.

The hogs I've dated have been a problem. Fuck hogs. That's been the problem. Hogs are out. I'm done. been a problem. Fuck hogs. That's been the problem. Hogs are out. I'm done. We're done. We're done with anything that is past a certain size. No, thank you.

I'm not a size queen. But I was going to ask you about this thing we talked about last episode with Esther called the good boy text. What is your protocol when you sleep with a girl? How long after? Do you always text her like a courteous, hey, thank you for that. That was fun after do you always text her like a courteous hey thank you for that that was fun do you always text her yeah i i because usually i we do like a date and night so i do say like yo i had a good time you know have fun you know and what if you don't want to hang out with her i know what what if you don't want to hang out with her again still nice no i

still send a text yeah because because it's not you know the text is like pretty close to after yeah before noon or afternoon uh i mean sometimes it's just like did you get a home safe or whatever think something like that you know what i mean and you could say you had a good time then and i feel like like everyone's kind of like i'm i'm in touch like through social media like we're still like kind of following each other you know give a couple of likes little post likes oh my god you know what i mean i'm giving i'm throwing some post likes over here you know what i mean it's not just the hot pictures the dinners and oh my god i'm giving likes to the art photos i went on a date with this guy and i

accidentally we didn't follow each other and And then I accidentally followed him. It was so fucking embarrassing. Then you couldn't even unfollow after that. Of course I could. I wanted him to immediately know it was an accident. Oh, okay. But it was, and then I accidentally fucking FaceTimed him once. Oh my God. His name started with an A.

So he was like at the top. It was so annoying. I was like, God, this guy thinks I'm obsessed with him. Damn erin annoying a a a it was like and and i facetimed him and he fucking called me from mexico he was like i'm in mexico on tour he was like um what's up i'm like how narcissistic for you to think i didn't accidentally FaceTime me I was like but I wish how was he supposed to know but don't I don't know why would I all of a sudden I went on a date with you and then I'm

FaceTiming you like two months later it was crazy and he was like what's up like he was down to fucking chat I feel like there's you know I guess that was a nice thing I shouldn't be mad I'm not sweet even if you don't immediately after you feel like you're probably not going to see

that person again, like if you give it a few months in between, you kind of might want to, you know, hit him up again. You know what my issue with him was? He was in town.

He was a musician. He was in town. And we had a good first date. And then he was in town like doing an album. And he would not stop texting me he texted me constantly okay oh man wouldn't stop tech which was fine it was like cool i like to text i'm funny on text and stuff and we were always vibing on text and the date was really fun

and then he was like i really want to hang out with you again and then he wouldn't he would never hang out with me and i'm like that's very annoying that is annoying i'm like you just one or the other it's all good it's like whatever but you don't need to text me every, it was like constant communication. I was like, okay, do you want to hang out? And then he'd be like, I'm doing, I'm recording, or I'm, you know, I'm in an intense, I'm like, I do an intense thing too, bitch. That's definitely like a musician fuckboy kind of thing. It was very weird.

He's probably getting all of the dopamine hits. But I wouldn't have, I wasn't even like, I wouldn't have hits. But I wouldn't, I wasn't even like, I wouldn't have bad. Like, I'm like, I would have like, I could have been your fuck girl. I could have received that or whatever.

It was just like, it was like either way, just be up front with whatever it's going to be. It's like, don't, it was just such an annoying, I was like, do you want to hang out or not?

And then he'd be like, you left your sunglasses. I was like, all right, do you want to throw them in the trash or bring them to me? There's options here. And either is all good but then then i fucking facetime and three months later how embarrassing that is

i finally was just like dude i'm done you know that's why musicians are kind of they play games or they're they're easiest to be like players because you use the excuse in the studio that could be anything anytime you could be out at four in the morning how many times have you used it i have used it just being like i'm at the studio and you sound cool you sound like oh i'm doing this intense thing you don't know when that's gonna end you're if you're in the studio it could be an all night thing we could be done in 30 minutes and also i'm like i don't give a fuck if you're fine but why do you keep texting me from the studio then why why don't you focus on your work bitch i'm i'm writing a fucking album too that's true that album's gonna be trash texting yeah i'm like jesus christ i perform every night i know what you do that's i

do i do really love that like when i'm involved with a girl who's has her own creative endeavors and stuff like that you can't play that shit with them you know what i mean like they really hell yeah you can't play that like right it was so weird i think he just liked having someone to talk like talk to i don't know he liked the attention or something but it was like oh my god so then when he was like what's up i'm in mexico i'm like what would i possibly want to facetime you about yeah yeah yeah is that something that you um have rules against like say for bobby say for instance like he does not feel like it's right for him to date a comic um is there or do you have rules against like dating someone who's like a musician no i've dated a musician i've dated a musician girl like way bigger than me and you know and it was like

if you know i was like carrying around her shopping bags around korea and like no autographs fam chill bro she's busy like i did the whole thing i don't i'm really if you saw a lot of my exes there's been like no there's no consistency like far as looks and and what they are like i one thing that i like is i do like boss women and like women who are doing things you you know. So it's like every girl, I've dated like a real poppin' musician to like really successful fashion photographer, this, that. But that's like the only thing. You look at them, they're like all over the place, you know.

But no, as far as rules like that, I don't think I have a single rule like that. You know, I've been bullied into relationships. You know, I've just done it, you know. I'm very disciplined. Like I'm willing to go for it. Yeah. Even though I kind of don't want it sometimes too. How does one get bullied into a relationship?

If I knew that was a thing, do you know how many fucking relationships I would have had when I was younger? Esther's a bully into relationships. You're right. Esther has. And I remember when she would tell me like things that she would say to her boyfriends and stuff. I'd be like, that's crazy, Esther. Esther's a bully into relationships. You're right. Esther has. I remember when she would tell me like things that she would, she would say to her boyfriends

and stuff. I'd be like, that's crazy. And it would always work. I'm like, oh my God, it worked. But it works. Right. I was always like, yeah, whatever. I mean, I guess.

Yeah. Cause, but you and I, our mistake was playing like the cool girl. Like, oh, you can't hurt me. Like, you don't want to be with me. And then I had to go to so many of my best friends' weddings. I was like, oh, yeah, I best friends weddings I was like oh yeah I was young I was like okay wait but um how how did you get bullied into your relationships just I mean you know I think they had very strong personalities and they just I don't know it just naturally kind of happened I wasn't planning or anything next

year I woke wake up and I'm like oh now I'm living in new york you know it's like it's like in her apartment you can't leave yeah it was just what i mean and also i think the texting thing like i i've been with a lot of like very aggressive texters and i i respond you know next thing you know i'm talking like throughout the day with good morning good night now it's like i'm in right now, yeah. Now it's like I'm in it, you know what I mean? It's like every 15 minutes there's something, you know, it's like here's a bookstore, a cool bookstore, you know. I'm like, oh, that's a cool bookstore, yeah. It's like it's throughout the day, you know, and I'm very like minimal, you know.

I've always been like that, but I get kind of like pressured a little bit, you know. I've had this girl like write me like we i had this fling when i was in my early 20s in korea i met her there and afterwards she was like let's just continue to write letters to each other like no emails or texts and for like two years we just wrote letters to each other two years yeah but and we made like a zine out of it like last year it was real cute and stuff but like but like every letter she remembers sebastian and bean or something sabine and do you remember those books that were like letters to each other oh my god romantic was it like yes you know what i'm talking about no i know i know anyways she wrote a letter um and her letters were always

like three four pages and i was like just sitting with an empty piece of paper like oh god damn i gotta make this letter better than hers did you feel obligated sometimes well not obligated but it was just like i felt like i had to keep up with like how romantic her letters were you know and you had to at least match the energy or the effort yeah like hers was crazy it's like i'm sitting in a subway right now across from me is this 90 year old man who's blah blah blah oh my god that's so funny but you know what she probably made you a better writer yeah probably yeah you're right. That's a whole lot of practice. Two years of having to do that? But it's like you read that zine and her letters seem like so sophisticated

and mine sounds like a 14-year-old wrote it or something. And I was like 22. Oh, that's so dope. I love that. You're totally going to do that to someone now? No, I've definitely snail mailed with people before. I've snail trailed with a few. But there have been times where I'm like, I do think that there is a thing of like over

communicating and calling each other a little bit too much. And you're just sort of too enmeshed that like you almost leave no space for anything else. Like, so there I have dated a guy. I was dating a guy where i was like hey just write me letters and this was the first that was the first time i really got to know him was through letters because in our day-to-day interactions i don't think he felt as free to really kind of because i'm i can be an overpowering person he was more of an introvert yeah and um maybe i led the conversation a lot

and but when his letters came in i was like this person's incredible like i found out things about him that i would have never found out even in our day-to-day stuff right so like maybe there is something to that that's super cute yeah and i was it was cool i'm glad we did it now now that we have this like zane and stuff and looking back at that time. What was the end result of that? Like you guys get together at the end? I just saw her recently on this Korea trip. No, she's like with some dude that she wants to marry, but he has his own set of problems.

And I heard all about it. It was cool. So now you're always going to have to hear about everything. You're her pen pal. I'm that friend now. Yeah. This was called, they were called Sabine and Sebastian. And they were like letters, like love letters written to each other. And you would un, they were called sabine and sebastian and they were like letters like love

letters written to each other and you would un they were like envelopes in the book and you would open the envelope and like pull the letter out it was cool oh that's if you think about it there's no really version of that like love letters now or people aren't probably writing like long things to each other now right they're not and what my therapist said was really she was like you know because i was like well why can't i just journal on my computer or put it on my phone and she was like no no no um the reason that writing is important is because it slows down your thoughts especially for someone like me i always have swirling ideas and it makes you more like focused and more present in what you're actually writing and feeling like there's a more of a correlation to your feeling like you're not because sometimes when i write my head is too far

past my body or my feel you know what i mean yeah to write something that you know someone's gonna read and receive yeah as opposed to i didn't like to even tell guys how i felt at nighttime because like in the morning i might not feel that way so imagine like the time the letter gets there you're like oh I want a little emo that is genuinely one of the worst feelings ever when you over commit and then you wake up in the morning you're like but even telling someone you don't love but in the in the throes of passion and the throes of the moment you tell them you love them back and you're like I don't mean i didn't mean that or how about those relationships you get them where you would make all these future plans like you'd get so into them yeah in the beginning you make all the future plans and then you wake up and you're like this ain't my life i'm not doing this engagements gets

broken up all broken off all the time you know there's no like you can't commit anymore i unsent the message like yesterday yeah what did it say what did it say this was this wasn't a relationship thing this was a dude who was annoying the shit out of me in korea right like just a random dude i know from back home and he was annoying a lot of my friends he's lingering just inserting himself conversation we had this conversation with all our friends like you know so i was trying to tell them not to come to this party that I was throwing in Korea. I wrote out a whole thing like, bro, I think it's best that you don't come to the party respectfully, all this thing. And I wrote a paragraph and I sent it.

And I copied it and put it in my group chat to see what my friends thought. They were like, nah, you need to unsend that, fam. That sounds crazy. And I was like, for real? And I unsent it. And they were like, that's also a receipt you should call him and tell him that you know but did he do you know if he read it no he didn't read it oh he came to the party I didn't know I decided not to uninvite him but that's a good

case of like probably unsending you know I felt but the the only risk with unsending is they saw it and then they left it unseen you know you can like scroll and if they get an alert then they can technically screenshot there and see part of it yeah i've also unsent like text that i've gotten ghosted from a girl like if it's sitting there for a while i'm like okay nah this is thirsty i'm unsending that oh if it's just sitting there and not it's sitting there and time passes i'm like oh she's just not trying to click on this yeah. Yeah, Andrew Keegan, I'm gonna unsend inviting you to do Trash Tuesday. But you already saw it. Yeah, but I'm still gonna unsend it. Okay, but if it's

so even if she's already seen it, you'll unsend it? No, no, no, no. Seen, it's out there. It's in the universe. There's something power in taking back a scene, though. I don't mean this anymore. Yo, you know what? Bitch, I don't mean this anymore. Wait, do you remember who Andrew Keegan? who's that again

he was the guy from 10 things I hate about you was he in Independence Day no he wasn't he wasn't just kidding guys oh yeah yeah yeah he was in Camp Nowhere I love Camp Nowhere I love Camp Nowhere thank you

so Annie I saw him in Venice. He had a cult that I would have joined. I always thought this guy was cool as hell when I was little. I was like, this dude is cool as hell. I had his teen bop pictures up. I loved him. We were talking about him.

Then I saw him in Venice. I saw him. And he was like with his family. I didn't want to say anything. So then I go, okay, I'm going to take this as a sign. I DMed him to come on Trash Tuesday. I sent him a really nice message. scene and oh man but i think that he got into some issue with like the feds for like illegal kombucha right for his cult that's i did say i

was like i did mention the call i was like i wish it was still around so i could have joined it but generally genuinely like do we give a shit about illegal kombucha? That's not a cancelable offense anymore. Literally, who cares? And also, everyone does colds. Who cares? Every morning I wake up, I pray for the strength to, I go, Annie, do not start an OnlyFans

and do not start a cult. Do not start an OnlyFans. We could all do it, okay? Yeah. This cult looks pretty well put together. It looks awesome. Everyone's cute. It's like a spiritual

place where they drink a fedora what part of a cult would you be like what member would you be i would be sheila sheila in have you guys seen the baguan documentary the oh show yeah um but be like the jizz lane yes the secretary the that then overtakes the cult leader. I think I'd be the guy, like, you know, the person who's worried about where the cult's headed. That wouldn't be me. I'd be the person they talk to, like, I think we should leave. I'm like, nah, I'm staying, bro. Yeah, I'm not.

Like, I'm too scared. I'm chilling. You know, like, and I'd probably snitch on them. I'd be like, yo, nothing's right there. I would be. That dude right there, he's trying to get out. snitch on them i'd be like yo i would be that dude right there he's trying to get out i would be the leader and i would be the one that was like sheila go mix this kool-aid you'd be mother god i would be i would be the teal swan yeah teal swan you're telling everyone to ingest toxic

amounts of silver yes not teal swan no mother God was. The love is one lady. She eventually died. She was like blue because she kept eating silver. But then. I love when cult leaders like override all science. They're like, no, no, no, no. If you just believe the silver is good for you. And then they're like. Yeah, but like Heaven's Gate, right?

The whole thing was like if you wear like purple and wear like Nike Cortez's, like you're going to get shot out into whatever planet they believed in. Heaven's Gate, right? The whole thing was like, if you wear purple and wear Nike Cortezes, you're going to get shot out into whatever planet they believed in. Is that cutie pic Nikes? Cortezes specifically, yes. If you wear what? This is just like a Laker fan in LA who started this call. It always is. It always is.

Wear these Cortezes. Wait, what was the Heaven's Gate one? Nike and the notorious Heaven's Gate suicide. Yeah, but they... At first, Nike was like, this is pretty cool. And then I go, wait, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, but... It's just a Nike campaign.

That's what happened. Oh, my God. I think this is so cool. I think bring back all those funky little cults. Cults are coming back cults i mean coming back cults are coming back scientology is still killing it cults are going great listen i joined a call i'm like i'm in cults all the time will you tell me a cool one if you get into it i always get out of them here's the problem i always become friends with the leader and then i go you're not that good

i feel like they're different like crypto that you know the crypto crew is like that that's all cultish a little bit too you know yeah financial cults yeah that's a thing right um yeah okay well this was great this was so fun this was so fun thank you for enlightening us about um post-sex manners and pre-sex washes i was more enlightened than you guys. I think we all gave a little and took a little today. I think we... I'm putting my microwave to use. Oh my God, the microwave is where I'll never get over it.

I'm telling you guys, rice cooker. There's always a rice cooker in every massage room. You know what? I can see you coming over to our guy's house with a rice cooker and like plugging it in. Okay, there's only one brand that I swear by. Like all of these fancy newer ones I hate. Tiger. The old school tiger ones.

The white ones with a floral pattern on it. Nothing cooks better rice. Everything new will never compare. So unless you have a... I see a guy and he has a tiger rice cooker. I'm marrying him. Do you know what? I like the idea of like someone coming on your back And then they just take like a wad of rice

And have the rice soak it up Like a wet iPhone Here you go Here's your little It's become sticky rice I don't have a rice cooker What? You still go old school with a rice cooker?

I've never cooked rice in my life You and Bobby both What is your actual problem? I've never cooked rice in my life you and bobby both what is your actual problem i've never cooked them you've had it cooked for you though haven't you i have i have instant rice yeah i mean i just put it in the microwave oh my god this is really are pretty instant ricey though they don't they do you don't know the rice finger rule what's the rice finger rule what is it Asian comedian bits you know rice finger roll is basically where the water has to come up to

in relation to the rice so you can just eyeball the correct amount of water versus like measuring it out you know I grew up I remember that though so this is my tiger

yeah that's I have the three cup I have the five cup it's so cute yeah this is this is it guys this is the winner right here nothing wipes come better

than this right here. Like a tiger. This sucker right here. Like a tiger. You guys, thank you so much for being here this week. Dumb, this was so fucking fun. Thank you, guys. Come back anytime.

And is there anything you want to plug? No, Fun With Dumb every Wednesday. That's our podcast. And yeah, that's it cool we're trying to get stephy on yeah that'd be great yeah stephy's so freaking great all right guys we'll see you next week thank you thanks guys