Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Geo Antoinette's Dating Pool Competition

Episode Date: August 3, 2021

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Hi slugs. I am coming on the road this fall. As you know, I'm coming to Florida and those tour dates. I'm coming to Orlando, Dania Beach, and Tampa. But new dates, I'm coming to Portland at the Helium Comedy Club November 3rd and November 4th. I'm coming to San Francisco at Cobb's Comedy Club. And you can get tickets wherever you find them online. Just Google. And sleepoverbyester.com for a new drop for my merch. My clothing line? Goodbye. All right. Hey, trash slugs. I have been having the greatest time of my freaking life

entertaining you guys and having fun with you guys on the road. Please come to Tempe, Arizona at the Improv August 6th through 8th. I will be at Caroline's on Broadway

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Good nights, Riley, September 23rd to 25th. And a lot more. Just look it up on my website, AnnieLetterman.com. Who is this bitch? Like, I know. Kalilah, introduce me to your friend because I'm hearing these things and I'm like, I'm confused. I'm excited. I'm turned on.

Here's what I'll tell you about Gio. When I first met her, I thought she was a twin flame. Number one, we both had forearm tattoos. I feel as though she has the same very warm, like, when you're around her her you just immediately feel comfortable should I leave the room? I feel weird and then we were like Gio if we were to swing the other way it would be with each other. Are you serious?

Yeah we made a pact. Absolutely. We made a lesbian pact. Absolutely. I've never kissed a girl but I'm gonna kiss her. Yeah. Gio and I are in it to win it. Yeah. If Bart and Bobby leave us yeah first number we call. I don't even think they it to win it. Yeah. We're going to do it. If Bart and Bobby leave us, yeah, first number we call. I don't even think they have to leave us.

Yeah. How did you guys meet? We met through Bobby. Yeah. You guys met Bobby first. Yeah. You guys were friends with him. Yeah. And then Bobby introduced me to the pack. Yeah. And I fell in love with her instantly. I did too when I met her. How did you meet her? I met her in the green room at one of Bobby's shows and I guess I showed her my boobs. Immediately. And then I was like, can I see yours? Which one

was it? What boob? I showed boobs. Itob I showed it matters oh the way she does it though is that she really asks for feedback she's like do you like them it's never just can I show you my boobs like what are your thoughts

that's so weird did you get them done is that why no I didn't I'm I they're just epic they're not epic

Lila what color are nipples I don't know I really they like change. Chameleon nips. Is it depending on your mood? They're sleeping right now, so I can't – it's hard to get a good read.

Okay. You know when they're asleep versus awake? Mood ring, yeah. You know what I'm talking about. I only show my breasts if they're awake. What does awake mean? Teach me. You know what it means.

My nipples are hard. You know what it means. Oh, and they're hard? Yes. I will never – I dare not show. They. Oh, and they're hard? Yes. I will never. I dare not show. They're asleep.

Are your boobs real? No. Okay. They're really great. Thank you. I had a baby and they got more natural looking. Oh. Yeah.

Because they were harder and I really wanted those fake Pamela Anderson titties where people know that they're fake. Yeah. I wanted this line to show. I was like, cool. They're fake. That's what I was going for and then I had a baby I breastfed and then they went but I feel like that's the good look yeah that's hot good they look but I wanted them fake really that's a look you were going for a little bit I mean they're not really big yeah but I I'd like the perky like unrealistic look oh I I like both looks i'll say that i but i do sometimes i'll admit to you guys i do think about if you know i ever have kids and things you know because

things can get really messy in there like maybe that would be a time that i would get something done potentially i don't know when i was little i always thought i was gonna get fake boobs like i prayed for boobs like i i just that was like, I always thought I was going to get fake boobs. Like I prayed for boobs. Like I just, that was like my dream. And you got them. Well, those are great boobs.

My boobs didn't look that big. You guys. I was going to say, Gia was the first person who reassured me that even after pregnancy, you still can't have a gorilla grip pussy. Oh, really?

Wait, what? Yeah. But she doesn't. Very nicely. Wait, well, she does not know how to do Kegel exercises. So we've been trying to teach her over the last couple episodes. So I feel like that's the key to maintain the gorilla grip. What was the description that you gave her?

I said. To, like, work on that muscle. Well, we gave her an exerciser. We actually gave her this instrument to. You put it in there? No, it's not in there. It's not the Kegel ball. You put it, like, in your thighs, and then you squeeze it, not it's not the kegel ball you put it like in your

thighs and then you squeeze it and it's supposed to like engage what is this like that uh-huh does it work not my kegels like when i have to pee it works yeah like you know that pee feeling you're like oh shit and you suck it in uh-huh is this like a specialty of yours? Kegels? Gorilla gripping? No, I didn't know I had that title, but I'll take it. We should probably introduce this very special episode of the show. Very special. Very special.

Well, it comes every four years, so you're not going to see us like this for another four years. And the reason it's very special is because this week the Olympics are happening. I watched the opening ceremony. So this episode of Trash Tuesday is dedicated to the 2020 Tokyo Olympics. And here we are. We should introduce what sport we're representing. I'm representing allergies today. Okay. I'll just go first. Yeah, go first, Asta. So I am, the blonde wig is not necessarily Olympic themed, but I figured, hey, it'll be something.

It'll make me look very American. I'm a gymnast, and the gymnast store was out of leotards, so George got me a children's ballet outfit. Children's XL. Children's XL. I would say you look a little bit more like a figure skater, Tara Lipinski. Oh, that's who I am. Than you do a gymnast.

But we're doing Summer Olympics. Winter Olympics is not for another two years. Okay. So I really like this look, Esther, and I'm very proud of the patriot athlete that you are. Thank you. Gio, you want to go next? patriot athlete that you are. Thank you.

Gio, you want to go next? So I am representing all the weightlifters that are going to be competing. There isn't powerlifting and this is for powerlifting, but weightlifting, same difference. So that's what I'm representing. And I'm going to go ahead

and say you look like you would actually look like an Olympian. Do I? You do. No doubt. Thank you. I love you.

I want to see civilians in the Olympics, though. Then I'll know how good. Meaning to say, I would love to see Usain Bolt or Sha'Carri Richardson and Esther run the 100 meter side by side. Fuck you. I saw that video of you running. so I get what you're talking about. Oh my God. It was fast. But I think that she is a great center of gravity and I think you can pull it off. I do. I have balance. I've been taking more ballet classes. I've got balance weight.

So what are you? Oh, okay. Because you don't look any different than you normally do. I have my Philippines team get up from when I represented the Philippines when I was younger, but Gilbert has it for some reason because he's trying to get it replicated at a factory. Really? And I tried to get it back today. It did not happen. Does he need help with that? I can take it to my clothing factory. He has it. Okay. Yeah. Thank you, though, Esther. So today I am just going to be a swimmer. I should put my swim cap on. How would you do it? Yeah.

How is it done? Is it this way or this way? I would have gone the other way. Yeah, that's a very wrong way. Okay, thank you. So you want to put the line to your forehead like this. Do you need water in it? No.

No. Sometimes it's easier if you put talcum powder, but talcum powder is no longer – we cancel talcum powder, right? Yeah. Oh, because it's toxic. So you do this and you tuck it in here like so. And do this. You tuck it in like here.

Wow. And then you twirl the back of your hair. You have so much hair. This looks like something. And then you sneak it in here. That would just make life more convenient as a woman. Yeah. That was easy.

It doesn't look great. It looks great. Wait till I put on my goggles and tell me if I look like an Olympian. I mean, I can't. Have you tried putting one on? No. They're horrible and then they pull your hair. That's what I was thinking.

It'd be sticking in the hair and pulling there. Especially if it's an old cap. And then you put your goggles. You never want to put them backwards. Okay, now I know. You can always tell who's not a swimmer by how they put on their gear. Did you put it on like this, Gio?

Back and front? For sure, because it's easy. No, you always want to put it. Why? You can either put it on your eyes first. But tell us why. Because it's just the harder way to do that. Look at what a little nerd you are.

This is weird. This is the woman I like respect all day at work. She's awesome. This is who I listen like respect all day at work. She's awesome. This is who I listen to. Okay, hang on guys. George, tell me when. Oh my God. Take your mark and then beep.

So you swim, you shake. What are you shaking for? What's the shake for? Oh, to stretch? I'm ready. That looks so real. Right? She looks good.

Okay. Take your mark. What? And then I lift up. That is so good. Can I show you my gymnast move? Yes. Oh, God.

Blur out my thighs. You understand this is a lawsuit. Blur out my thighs. Okay, so this is what gymnasts do. They always go like this. They do that. And that's all I have. Do you guys want to see my bench setup then? Okay, I'm going to have to go on the floor. Okay, so this is when I set see my my bench setup then okay i'm gonna have to go on the floor

okay so this is when i set up for my bench it's fucking dumb okay so the bench is here i get under the bar and then i lift up this is just for the youtube folks guys yep and then i get out here and then my legs are up here and I grab the bar and then I rack it. Dude, I hope your husband is really hot because you're so hot. Oh my God. Gia, what about when you do the regular power lifting like the clean? Oh, that's weight lifting. I don't do that.

So power lifting consists of squat, bench, and then a deadlift. That's it. Three movements. You guys, one time I was at a dinner party actually with my friend Benji, who I made the show alone together with, and this was before we made the show. And we got invited to this dinner party for this company that made that cleanse called The Clean Program. It was like this really fancy cleanse that like Oprah did it.

Is it clean with a K? No. No, it's not. This was like maybe like eight or nine years ago. This was like the cleanse. It Oprah did it. Is it clean with a K? No, no, it's not. This was like maybe like eight or nine years ago. This was like the cleanse. It costs like $500. It was a really big deal. Anyways, I was very active on the message boards and got recognized when I was working at Press Juicery. One of the owners, someone who worked for the company came in and was like, are you Esther? And I was like, yeah, because she recognized me from the message boards. And then we became friends and she invited me to a dinner party.

And it was all these like extremely like – it was like out of a TV show like when you're at a dinner party and like everyone there is like really worldly and interesting and like has something going on. And me and Benji were like – and one of the guys at the dinner party was like, you know, so yeah, I'm a scientist. But a couple of years ago, I was like, it would be really great to be in the Olympics. And so I trained and I went. I actually went to the Olympics. Wait, let me guess what sport. Archery. Yes, I was going to say that. And this is the moment where I actually don't remember what sport. Or so i i or shoot like a shot like shooters it was something i never heard of so probably was that well there's only certain things like you can't be middle-aged and say i want to be a track star or i want to be

it's it's one of those things that like gina davis was represented the olympics in archery gina davis like the actress oh i know I don't know if she did that since birth, but that's one of the sports that you can get to later on in life because basketball, gymnastics. Yeah, you have to do it your whole life. You have to do it since like your age two. Okay, that makes me feel a little better because it was definitely like a defining moment for me in my 20s of like,

oh, so this guy just like decided to do the Olympics and I'm just me. Like it was just – it made me feel small. Well, I always felt small around creatives like you because I wasn't allowed a world outside of athletics and swimming. So when I would be around people that were very talented on stage or did anything outside of being an athlete, I was always so in awe because I wasn't allowed to touch it, to even think about it, to consider it, to join it. And so, you know, when, so that feeling is mutual, I think. Yeah. Did you grow up playing sports at all, Esther, besides ballet? Because I think ballet is a fucking sport and a half, by the way. Hell yeah. Their bodies are amazing. I think it is. I'm really bad at sports i did soccer for one

like season i know i was little and i was the only kid on the team you were fast no no no kid what do you mean i was the only kid on the team who didn't ever score a goal let me just which is with soccer ball no one wants to play with her i was the only kid on the team that's really sad wow i uh and i had an embarrassing thing where one day we were having like a little team meeting and I raised my hand I was like um so when do we get our costumes and everyone laughed at me and it was yes they're called uniforms it's sports um football jerseys kits but I was really bad like I But I was really bad. Like, I was really bad.

No, every other kid scored a goal except for me and I did it once and was out. Maybe you were just a defender and maybe you weren't positioned to score. I think it's also so boring

you to stand out in the field. When you cared about the way you looked. You were about the costume. Yeah. You wanted to perform. Yeah.

Like, when do we get our... When do I get my moment? You know? I get it. I will go ahead and say your height does not bode well for being a defender but i'm i i think that's where they put you yeah i was it was i was near the goal oh and i always like let the other team score like i was just not so nice you got out of their way it was like the ultimate period of my life where i was just like looking out, like not

fucking focusing, you know, just being an idiot. Did you guys, well, you're obviously, you were a swimmer. What about you? Did you power lift as a kid? No. I just got into that. I know, right? No.

I actually dance and I did a lot of arts growing up. So like I played a ton of instruments, but not for a long time. So I don't ever really mention it because then people are like, oh, what do you play? What do you do? What do you play? Let me fall in love with you more. No. So I played flutes. I played guitar. I played piano. I played mandolin, you know, like those. Yeah. Yeah. I played that. And then I did ballet and I did this like traditional Mexican dance called flotorico. But I didn't stick to any of that. And then when I got into

high school, I really got into drugs, and I thought that was really rad. And then my grades started getting really shitty. What drugs did you get into? So I really got into weed. I was a big-time pothead. And then I was like, oh, shit, there's cocaine. Cool, let me try that. And I was like, oh, shit.

In high school? Yeah, I tried it once. And then I tried acid once. And then I tried crystal once. Crystal meth, I think. Yeah, it was rough. You did meth, Gio? I think so like

one time and then i was like oh shit some of these are really cool like let me just stop and then i wanted to turn my life around i didn't i didn't spiral downwards at any like at all um and then it was like uh i started getting scouted from my high school because i was really tall i think i've always been this tall. So they're like, do you want to play basketball? I'm like, oh, shit, yeah, let's try that. And I didn't like contact sports. I was a kid that like as soon as I got the ball, they rushed and they tried to take the ball. I'm like, dude, just take it.

I don't want it. Just fucking take the ball. And then I tried out for volleyball and then I loved it because there's no contact. Your body was made for volleyball. For volleyball, yeah. I'm big butt tall. Is that why you need a big butt? You need a big butt to play volleyball.

I am also surprised like you, but I were wrong. Kids in high school do coke. I think not in my high school because we didn't have that kind of money in my high school. We didn't either. Where did you get coke? Like where do you get the money for cocaine? I don't know. I just had friends that had brothers and older sisters

and it was like, you want to try it? You were also a hot chick in high school, huh? No, I wasn't. I don't even think I'm a hot chick now. Well, then you're wrong. Sorry. That's really rude. I was not at all popular or I wasn't that person.

You know what's crazy? There's a girl that went to my high school who was similar to you, really tall. Like she was a basketball star, tall, dorky, like, you know, whatever. And then she graduated high school and became a Victoria's Secret model. Of course. And did Leonardo DiCaprio. Wait, is it Nina Agdo? No, Erin Heatherton.

She's such a sweetheart i love her but it's like it's those tall dorks that they they just they trick you i didn't do shit though like i didn't become a victoria's day model or just a model at all but you could have been thank you i love this room You guys are really nice. Kalilah, sometimes do you ever need like when you go somewhere, hype up music? Like I get music in my ear and it just gets me going like hyped up. And if it's really good sound quality, it's all the better. All the time. I need it for life in general, at the gym, when I'm cycling, all of it. When the world outside gets too loud, something I love to do

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literally mountain water in a can it does it's a cool girl water drink. Yes. But here's why. Esther likes to give the illusion of not being sober. Yeah, I like to seem fun, but I'm not. But it's water and good for you. You may start noticing there are strange tall boys of beers in the bottled water section of your local stores. Well, it's not beer. It's actually mountain spring water from the Alps, and it's called Liquid Death. Why is it called Liquid Death, Esther? Because they're going to brutally

murder your thirst. And also, their infinitely recyclable tall boy cans are help bringing death to plastic bottles. They also donate 10% of the profits from every can sold to help kill plastic pollution. You can go to liquiddeath.com slash trash to get a free set of koozies with your first order of any case of water or just grab some at any Whole Foods or 7-Eleven. Liquiddeath.com slash trash. I love both the mountain water and the sparkling water. It's so bubbly, crispy. It'll blow your mind. So I didn't realize that other kids in school were doing cocaine. That to me is so crazy and scary. And then one morning at school, this girl that I was friends with when I did pom-poms, but I hadn't talked to her in like a year, I ran into her.

Do you ever remember like when you got to school, you'd like hang out in the cafeteria before the day started. Some people would buy breakfast. You know what I'm talking about? You're looking at me like I'm – I was sprinting from morning practice I didn't have those liberties I was always late to class

I smelled like chlorine alright sorry but that's what the cool kids did you could tell me what the cool kids did I think you you were a cool kid

no no no no Esther was popular no I wasn't and beloved yeah you did pom poms pom poms that was freshman yeah

yeah that's usually the popular chick yeah popular no no no we were the dorks so this girl I hadn't seen her. And she's like, hey.

So I'm like, hey, oh my god, how have you been, Brittany? I haven't seen you in so long. She's like, I'm doing really well. I'm sober now. I quit coke. And I'm like, that's amazing. That's really cool. And I'm 15.

I've never talked to someone who said that before in my life. So for me, the natural next question was like, oh, like how long has it been? When was the last time you did it? And she's like, this morning. Oh, shit. And I was like, okay, I'm going to go get some – a breakfast sandwich. Oh, shit. You know, Bobby said that he started meth at 11.

Oh, shit. Yeah. I didn't know the kids in poway california were into that stuff well where's poway it's like well in san diego but he lived in like a country club so they were like affluent kids around so they had access to just about everything wait bobby lived in a country club yeah he grew up in like in like, he grew up well. Really? Yeah. I didn't know that. It's what him and I had in common.

That's really weird. So then did he also lose it like you did? He did? Yeah. What does lose it mean? What's the it? Well, Bobby and I were both, we both come from like affluent beginnings. Like for me at least,

my dad was a wealthy man, but then around the age of 10 or 8 to 10, we lost it all. You went from everything to nothing, one bedroom, cockroach-infested home. Bobby didn't lose it quite like that because I think that his parents still did okay.

They still remained middle class. I was broke the whole time. Where'd you grow up? East LA. Where? In the hood. In the hood. Yeah. Are you familiar with East LA? A little bit. Do you know where the city of commerce is? Yes. Okay. Like I was right on the borderline of commerce in East LA. Like it was just so hood. That's where my fiance goes to gamble all night long. Yeah. That's awesome. Oh, my God. Or is it bad?

No, it's fine. I don't care. But he recently had to drive me to a surgery at 5 a.m. And so his plan the night before was he went to commerce, stayed up all night, and then drove me at 5 a.m. I was like, okay, I guess that's romantic. That is romantic, yeah. Wait, Dave is so different from you. I know. It's crazy because he went to the Winter Olympics and actually went to –

didn't he go watch it? Didn't he go travel somewhere to watch it? No, that was a prank. What happened there? Wait, what are you talking about? In my head, and maybe I have the wrong person in mind, I thought that Dave went to some Winter Olympics and watched it there. Should we call him and see?

Like as in participated or was a spectator? No, no, as a spectator. Okay. I thought he traveled somewhere. I feel like he did as a prank. And I don't know if I'm right or if you're thinking of someone else. Sometimes my memory does not serve me well. Well, let's see.

My little gambling prankster. Hello? Hi, Dave? Yes, Esther. Hi. Did you go to the Winter Olympics? Did I go to the Winter Olympics? As a spectator.

As a spectator. No, I did not. Did you do a prank where you pretended you went to the Winter Olympics? I did, but I wouldn't really consider it a prank. Okay, well, you pranked Kalilah, and now it's coming back to bite you in the ass two years later because you're in trouble.

But I thought I was being obvious because I took a picture of a deer on TV or something. Well, I guess Kalilah is just a big dummy then. All right. Love you. Bye. Wow. I can't believe you remember that. And it stuck with you.

I downloaded into my heart as Dave is an adventurous person because he went with a friend without Esther to watch the Winter Olympics. Well, but the thing is, is he would do something like that. So you're right. Like, and he's a big traveler. He's yeah but i am not like that i love how you guys address each other by your first name just to like what is that i know i love how you weren't sure if that's who you're calling dave i always we're very formal like i don't know well how does the sex initiation happen oh my god like um are you ready to go into the bedroom and honestly yes oh no like how do you i don't know how do you do it

how do i do it um well don't flip it on me i asked you first wait i do want to know geo um so our sex life has changed a lot now it's's like, I just want to fuck. And then we're just like, oh, shit, let's go. Yeah, I feel like it's more like, hey, should we meet me there? Right. That's like, I like that. Meet me in that room. I do like that approach.

I think that Bobby and I are um an issue with not laughing like everything is a joke in the house so it's hard to get into the mood because if i were to initiate and say something like or do anything like that he would laugh or if he were to do the same i would laugh and then the feeling is gone there's no sense of seriousness and i feel like we need that i the same issue really yes i am the perpetrator though how exclusively like i just like try to be funny or like like with that one like the one of the times where we role played like i twisted it into like that i was robbing him like just kidding i'm here to rob you like it just makes me how did it start though was it like hey how did how did you walk into my house was it like that it was like hey I'm prepped down the street like I've just been loose in the neighborhood I need somewhere to go

are you like a puppy no I wasn't but that is is an interesting pitch for our lives. But I know I'm like you. I'm still very silly and almost childlike. It just zaps it from the room. It just robs the room because we're just so stupid. Yeah. Like, how do you do that? And even when we're touching each other, we're still giggling and laughing. I'm like, oh, we suck at this. Have you guys done any interesting, unique role plays lately that you can enlighten us with? I think nothing can beat, you know, the shoemaker scenario. Bobby makes me a clogs maker from like the 1700s.

What is hot about that? So he's an aristocrat and I go door to door and I offer him different designs of clogs. Are you naked when you're doing this? No, no, no. I'm a professional. She's well-dressed. I'm well-dressed. Okay. I'm like a very, very revered shoemaker. Do you have the costume or you're just in this clothing, but then you just use your imagination? Oh, yeah. I don't have the imagination. It's just all imagination.

We really buy into it. We buy in hard. What is hot about it? He's not him and I'm not me. That's what's hot about it. It's like I am completely like, I'm not Kalilah, you know? And he's Sir Brandon from so-and-so. Nice.

Yeah, and I think that's what makes it – I'm not sure if it's the healthy approach, but we'd rather fuck other people so we become other people. I think that is healthy. I think that's the most healthy is just saying it flat out and then like how do we address it and then you just do it. Unfortunately, when he gets down there, it's the same hairy asshole he has to see every time. He's like, wow, no matter who it is, they all have hairy assholes. Have you guys role-played lately? No, we haven't role-played lately, but I'm really,

Esther, you give me a scenario and I promise you, I will test it out with Bobby. Gio, you give me one, you give me one. Who am I? Who is he? And I promise you, hand on heart, that I will give it a go. I mean, I'll just go with the cliche one. Which one? You're his secretary.

Okay. And you just didn't meet your deadline and he's pissed. And he's just gonna give it to you. Wait, what does he do for a living?

He's a crypto guy. He does that for a living. Uh-huh. and you were supposed to submit some reports yeah and you sound like you've never had a job she used to be she used to work in a bank she's you should know this stuff geo you had to submit reports yeah like the fucking analytics you know what reports I'm talking about, don't I? Like, you don't know what I'm talking about? You know, the reports. Yeah, yeah.

They need reports. And how does he punish me? He's going to bend you over the desk. Yeah. And you're getting punished from behind. He's like,

why didn't you submit the fucking data on time? Do I say I have the same hairy asshole as always? Or have I shaved this day? Yeah, no, you have to shave. All right. Yeah, it has to be smooth.

It has to be different. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I'm down for that. I can give that a go. I'll tell you how that works with cryptos. I can give them a whole list. A, A, V, S, and X.

It's not working out for me. Yeah. Go ahead, Esther. Bobby is a, he's down on his luck. Okay. And he is, he's, you know, he's a waiter. And he's just kind of lonely. And then you're a ghost.

And you're like, I am the ghost. And I'm here to make your life better. What would you like to do? A ghost mom then. A ghost mentor. Okay. And then – But how would he feel any type of pleasure having sex with a translucent –

You sound like you've never been alive. Or had sex. I think a ghost is a role play. I just haven't heard of it. You know, I think you guys – here's the opportunity with Bob and Clyde. Like, they will go there. I love what you just did. Because I went, like, super, like, normal.

Traditional. Kind of boring. Which was hot. And you went the other way. But it's like, they're. And you gave them a scale to pick from. They're the people to experiment with. Okay.

They'll do it. Yeah. They really will. Like, we will reenact the scene from Deer Hunter. You know what I mean? In Vietnam. Bloodied ups. Like, soldiers. Yeah. They really will. We will reenact the scene from Deer Hunter. You know what I mean? Vietnam, bloodied ups, like soldiers. I can be a dude. That's hot.

Yeah. Yeah. So who do I report to after I do these? This podcast audience? Okay. Yeah. Okay. So you'll give it to Bobby in her scenario.

And then in my scenario, Bobby gives it to you. The ghost is the top in the scenario. Aggressor. Is that good? That's not really the artist's original intention, but... Oh, let's not flip it. Give it to her how you want to give it to her. I think that, like, you're the ghost, and you're just like,

whatever you want to do today. Okay. And then he's like a, like, kind of a... How did I die? Oh, that was good. Very pertinent to the storyline. I think that actually your death had something to do with Bobby's character, and that's why you're sort of there in his life.

But in part two, we'll find out how you died. Oh, maybe he thought of rat poisoning on accident. He didn't even know he served it to her. Yeah, because he's a bad waiter. Oh, he did it on purpose. Oh. Yes, he has done that. He poisoned you? Well, no, he did it on purpose. Oh. Yes, he has done that. He has.

He's poisoned you? Well, no, he's. On purpose. I think like in his job back in the day, he like put a roach in the coffee grinder. I've heard that one. Yeah, because he was really angry. She was the customer. And I was the customer and I died from some type of cockroach plague.

And then now I'm taking revenge. So I will bait him into sex, but I'm gonna rip his dick off his body after. I like it. And then make him put it in the coffee grinder. Oh God. Took a dark turn. This is like sounding like how you play with your Barbies. Okay.

Leave Lisa alone, Esther. Well, speaking of food, we have our foods from Japan right now, so... What? Where? And there's an extra game with this one for one of the dishes, so... We'll let Esther go first, just for fun. Choose your color of... Oh, shit, we're eating shit? Choose your color, choose your color.

You don't get to touch it until it's... Pink. All right, you want the pink one? Yeah. And, oh, let me get. All right. You want the pink one? Yeah. And, oh, let me get off the butt. What is that? What is that, Esther? I don't know.

Show it to me. It's organic and vegan. Ew, is it natto? Oh, I can't do natto. No, no, no, no. It's natto? I'm a bit ecstatic, Esther. This is in honor of Japan.

But if you- Natto is rough. If you do well in this game, Esther, you don't have to eat that. Is that how it goes, George? Just eat it. This is the only one that has a game going with it. Did I pick the worst one?

Is the next one like mochi or something? Only one would find out. Let me put it to you this way. Natto doesn't taste bad. It just feels bad. And it looks gnarly as fuck. A little snotty. It's super snotty, dude.

Yeah. I'm gonna win my freedom. All right, behind the line right there. Hold on. One chance for a five. Oh my God. Esther, a little- You have to do a gymnastics move though.

Have Gio give her the pep talk. You're a team captain. Okay. All right, baby girl. You got this. Look at, no, look at me. You can do, no, you can do this. Let's go, okay?

You got this. You have to point your toes. Do the gymnastic twirls. Do you have advice? Like, I don't even know how this. Use two hands, Esther. No, I believe in you. You got this.

When you throw it, when you throw it, you're not looking at what you're throwing. You're looking straight at the target. What do you want to hit and keep your eyes on that and let your hands follow through? No, I say you just close your eyes. You'll get it, trust me. Aim high and like let it arch.

I believe in you. I believe in you. You got this. I'm so scared I can't throw it. That was so good. That was so close. That was so close. I kind of hit the five and bounced off.

Is it even possible, though, to make it? Because maybe George is setting us up. Yes, I practiced. I think that... Why don't we all open the food and then we'll eat it? Esther, to make you feel better, I have drunkenly thrown a dart at someone's chest before. What the fuck?

Well, it just happened to be... Oh, that's a three. George, you eat the fucking natto. I i got an extra one here i'll eat it with you if it makes you feel better yeah but wait what did you get do you want to know oh i got candy are you serious what is this what is goya that is the secret of uh long life in okinawa Here's a knife to cut it up with. It's a bitter melon. Oh, I love Ampalaya. We call it Ampalaya. It's bitter melon. How do I cut this? Here, give me the natto. Would you like to at least try it, Esther?

It is organic and vegan. Are you vegan? How many times do I have to say organic and vegan before you'll give it a go? And you love natto, you said? Do you like it? No. Oh, no. But I made a mistake once of thinking that I really do eat everything and anything. Oh, yuck, that stinks too.

Here, we'll just open one then, and we'll share that one. Do I just bite this? Yeah. Kalilah's lollipop is good. Yeah, I don't think you have to eat it. But you're not a bitch, is that what you're saying? I'm not a bitch, Gio.

Are you challenging me too? Because I'm not a bitch either. I know you're not a bitch. I'm not a bitch either. I'm not a bitch, Gio. Are you challenging me too? Because I'm not a bitch either. I know you're not a bitch. I'm not a bitch either. I'm a bitch. I'm a bitch. Look, Esther. Coco, what is that?

Not to. Oh, it's all over your mic, girlfriend. Oh, shit. It's still in. Oh, my God. Look, it doesn't taste bad. The consistency is just, you know, ooey gooey. Here, pass it to Gio.

Oh, fuck me. I'm not a bitch. I'm not a bitch. I'm not a bitch. How many little balls did you eat? Fuck it, I'm doing. Okay, let's go. Let's go. It's like cheesy looking.

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Come on, you gotta try it. You should try it. This is so fucked up. This is like abuse. No, it's not. It's abuse. We all did it. I really...

Okay, will this make you feel better? One bean. They're kind of lentilly like lentils it smells bad you guys it didn't smell bad yes it does and then it has an aftertaste of like a little bit of coffee i can't do the smell like esther you love everything japanese i'm gagging i'm gagging i'm gagging from the smell i'm gagging from the smell i'm gagging i'm not like a vomit gag oh my god it's happening's happening again. It's just fermented soybean. No, but you know this. Suck on your lollipop.

What is this smell? What is that smell? Soybean. Have you smelled durian or stinky tofu? Oh, we had durian here. Didn't, I think I lost that game. Yeah. Have you tried stinky tofu?

I have. I can do stinky tofu. I can't do durian. Fermented tofu and it smells like literal human feces. Yeah. That has been sitting in your car for like 20 years. It is pretty rough. I think I prefer human feces yeah that has been sitting in your car for like 20 years it is pretty rough i think i prefer human feces to not to the smell smell wise do you want me to give you some human feces

i mean i smell it every day so it's like i'm more familiar and calm it's more i feel like we can tolerate our own shit versus other like i can smell my shit all day but if i smell like someone else's shit i don't want to smell that. Yes. My farts don't really – aren't nasty though. I got to say. So I think that's why. Or maybe I just think that because they're mine.

But I never really feel as though like – I know some people have very like heavy on the protein. Bart, my husband. Rough. It's like the cloud sticks to the wall. He has to fan out his fucking pants to get it out because it clings onto the fabric one time i had a really big um crush on this boy named michael and he played football and the first time that he actually paid attention to me i smelled a fart trapped in jeans and i could not view him any other way. I hate that smell. A smell will turn you off from a person so fast and forever.

Forever. You've brought this up before, the topic of super smellers. It's been a problem in my life. Me too. You guys are both super smellers? Yes. It is like the biggest source of my anxiety is smelling things. It's like I'm so jealous of people who don't smell stuff

because i feel like i would be a happier person if i didn't i think so too like here's another one of my smelling triggers is if i walk into an elevator with people and a smell of scalp oh my god i know what you're talking about it automatically puts me in a bad like headspace scalp scalp and i know it's really weird to say. Like someone's head. Someone's head. I don't like the smell of head. I don't know.

So, and what happens, how it manifests into anxiety is that I wash my head three times a day. And it's a problem because I don't like the smell of head. Does that make sense? No. Esther, you're a super smeller. You should understand. What's a smell that other people don't usually care about that you care about? Fire.

Why is that a joke? I just came out with my most triggering anxiety. And everyone is literally falling out of their chair. People often run at the smell of fire. Oh, so you're saying just like a backyard barbecue would trigger you. Yes. Like any kind of, I guess, smoke smell. Like people are like, oh, I love the smell of a fireplace or like a barbecue.

No, like that smell. Like people are like, oh, I love the smell of a fireplace or like a barbecue. No, like that smell. I can't think about anything else other than that smell. Like where is it coming from? What is it? Like what are people doing? Who's doing it? That is a really bad one. Any kind of like chemically smell that I don't know what it is. That's to me the biggest thing. If I don't know what the source of a smell is, I will go crazy. And I know I've talked to people. I know Whitney Cummings has this, but not with smell. With, I think it's with sound. Like, that's a common one. I think, like, people, like, I hear something, I can't stop.

Or, like, they can't sleep unless it's pitch black. Like, they have, like, little things. For me, it's always smell. Like, if I smell something and I don't know what it is, I can't focus on anything else other than... Does the anxiety come from the fact that if you were able to identify it, would you be less anxious? Yeah. If someone told you, Esther, this is the smell of black mold, you'd be like, okay, black mold. Now I know what it is. That's an interesting example you've presented. It could kill you. I don't know if that applies. example you presented. It could kill you. I don't know if that applies. I don't, I, yeah,

I think it helps, but it just kind of depends on the case. Because there's a woman that, that researchers are actually working with and she's considered to be a super smeller, but she can smell Parkinson's, early onset Parkinson's in people, even before the symptoms. And how it happened was she fell in love with a man and was the love of her life. But like about 10 years in, when they were in their thirties, she was repulsed suddenly by the way he smelled. And she was like, nothing has changed. Now I can't even be around this guy without feeling repulsed by a certain smell that he's giving off and it turns out that there is a chemical change in your body that happens when you have parkinson's that gives off a smell that she is able to detect in people and now they're working with her and other super smellers because they're linking you know, this guy wasn't even symptomatic yet until later on in his life, but she was able to know the scent of early Parkinson's.

Holy. So you might be a mutant X-Men. I feel like I genuinely believe that I could do that. Like, I'm not even kidding. I think I, if she can do it, I believe I could do it. I believe I could smell what she's smelling. What makes you a super smeller? Like, are like what the hell like you ever go into like for instance me and my niece or bobby they can't smell shit i'm smelling and i go around little

like drives me crazy but i will we have a couch and i will smell every single inch of it looking for a scent that I can't pin. I'm like, there is a smell somewhere here. And they're like, you're going crazy. And I'm like, no, it's a scent of something. And I'm smelling and I'll go around the house searching for what the source of the smell. And I usually find it. And they're like, oh, you were right. Yeah. Or if there is an accident because we have a puppy. Let's say I could smell it even before I walk through the door. And maybe that's because I have a really big nose. You do not have a big nose at all.

I do. I mean, a long nose. Maybe this is a very, very efficient instrument. I don't think it's to do with that. But yeah, I can smell things ahead of time and before anyone can detect it. And it drives me fucking crazy. But I don't think super smeller is like something that like scientific, you know, like it's not like, oh, I'm double jointed. Like it's this or that.

I just have noticed throughout my life that I smell everything. I smell things people don't smell. Do I smell to you? No, not at all. Also, body. Also, BO doesn't bother me she loves she loves it it's actually very comforting to me because i know i'm like oh i know what that is that's just a person like that's not gonna hurt me yeah just epic cream glands i actually wonder

this was because i've talked about this with whitney a lot and she always talks about like ancestral trauma and like how she has things that happened back like in her family that have that like affect her and i wonder if my my mom was like anxious or something and that is probably what passed on to me the anxiety yeah i was i think that's probably what totally and yeah well that's not even passed down during pregnancy that's just passed down from like living with someone who's anxious because like even my mom mom, all of her shit, like, you know, she would always outwardly talk about planes crashing. So like my whole life, I've always been like, oh, anytime I'm on a plane, I'm like, goodbye, world. I had that too for a long time.

Because when I was little, my sister, I had the meanest like bullying sister. One time we were flying and right when the plane was about to take off, she turned to me and she's like, you know, sometimes when planes take off, they just blow up and everyone dies. And that has never left me. That's exactly what my mom would say. What? Yeah. Plane crashes were a big topic in my household all the time. I just got that. I just got this fear of flying and dying like recently. Really? I wasn't like that before at all. Before or after you had a kid?

After. But I don't even think it has anything to do with me leaving him behind. I am a professional fear of flying-er. Let me give you my advice. Okay. Wait, did you get over it though? Yes. I'm not scared of flying at all anymore. And I was very, very, very scared for like a long time. Two things. One, if you're on a flight and you feel turbulence, that has absolutely nothing to do with the safety of a plane. So now when there's turbulence and bumps, I just enjoy it.

I enjoy the ride. Why doesn't it have anything to do with the plane? Because it's like there's a – I don't know the exact reason, but it has to do with physics. It's literally like if you're driving in a car and you just drive over a bump. It's just like that. It doesn't affect the safety of the plane. It will not cause a crash. It will not affect the mechanics of the plane. It's just like if you drove on a bumpy road. It's very normal. I like that. In terms of being afraid of a crash when you get on a plane, you have to think about how many planes take off and land around the world every single day, every hour of the day are so many. Play the odds. What are the odds that when all day, every day, hundreds, if not thousands of planes are taking off and landing, why would you end up on one that's randomly just going to crash all of a sudden? Play the odds.

It's just not – you're not – it's not going to happen. That helps. I'm going to add a number three to that. Okay. Which really helped me as watching the Weather Channel was in order to categorize hurricanes, you know how they do it? They send a plane up there. That is fucked up.

To measure in the fucking eye of the storm. Are you serious? And around it. Is there a person in this plane? Yeah. It's a a person it's like a plane that's supposed to pick up weather data and so planes are safer in air than on the ground that's why i think when hurricane the one in puerto rico happened they were trying to get all planes off of the airport tarmac tarmac tarmac yeah yep because they're safer up in the air, even in severe weather. What the fuck?

Why? They're built to fly. They're built to be in the clouds, to handle the turbulence, to do all of that. So I'm like, if a plane can be in a Category 5 storm and gather all this data, I'm fine. Then it's not going to, yeah, you're so right. The other thing is, I always think facts and money. There is so much money riding on like the business of air travel that those companies will do whatever the fuck it takes to not have a crash because that will be so bad for business. Optics.

So I get all this. Okay. I understand it. Logically. Yeah. As soon as I feel this fucking plane move, I'm like, oh my God, I'm going to fucking die. Wait, but have you guys, a question for you Esther, have you ever flown Spirit Airlines? Yes, fuck that.

Because that's shit. Yeah. I thought I was over my fear of flying and I took a flight to Vegas once on Spirit, and that shit brought me back to base. What are you guys saying? Because just because an airline is cheaper doesn't mean that the fucking turbulence is more. Yes, I have a theory. Have you flown Spirit? No, what's your theory?

Because here's my theory, is that some airlines, when they feel the turbulence, they're like, yeah. Pilots out there, please correct me if I'm wrong. They're like, we're willing to spend a little bit more fuel to rise up above the turbulence. And I don't think Philippine Airlines or Spirit Airlines does this because they go right through the turbulence. They're like, we don't have the budget for this. Okay, that theory is pretty good. And I do want to know if that's true. I've never had a nice calm flight on spirit airline

are you is that really true i swear to you and they're always late oh yeah always late fucking late fuck you should we take a banana break yes let's take a banana what's going on with bananas um geo on this show when um when feelings are heightened and emotions are um are high we we take our potassium break i do have sweaty palms just thinking about this flight that i'm not i haven't booked yet but that's just you and i are the same in that way it's just irrational fear you can't intellectualize yourself out of that's true but it and it makes sense it's like i always do think like well we are just little animals so like we're we're not meant to be up in the sky you know it makes sense that we're scared okay thank you guys i appreciate this but you get into this metal contraption called a car every day oh and i'm trying to die what i'm trying to go fast i'm

trying not to be late but i'm in control yeah that's that's a yeah so if i was flying the plane i don't give a fuck what the people in backfield because they're scared if you're flying it i'll work for spirit i don't give a fuck we're going through the fucking hurricane you said that you live in Vegas. I've been curious my whole life. What the fuck is it like living in Vegas? I know, Kylie, you were there briefly. Okay, what do you imagine it to be like?

Because I think that's more interesting. Is there... What do you think my life is like in Vegas? I think you wake up and, like, far in the distance, you see the glimmering lights of the Vegas Strip. So in the daytime, all these lights are really bright yeah okay and you're like it's right over it's just right outside town we can dip in whenever we want but you try to go about your daily life and get your cup of joe and head to work but you're always a little distracted by the glimmering lights across the

way and sometimes you give in to temptation and you head on over and you have a time, a fun time. With who? Like gambling? With shows? Hookers? You walk the strip. You stop at CVS. You get a bottle of water. And you walk through the casinos. And you just kind of take it all in

like wow I live here this is my home you're not far off so I definitely wake up and I can see the strip but it's like really far away I can see the strip am I psychic this week?

I think you are I think I gave you all the information I do and I look at that and then I don't want to be anywhere near the strip, though, because it's trash. It's yucky and it's icky. And there's drunk people. But, like, I live in super suburban, like, family town. So it's really cool, filled with parks.

And it's really fucking hot. And the backdrop is quite beautiful because you have red rocks basically like you have such great hiking there nature is great there it's like a beautiful desert that's my backyard the red rocks that sounds really actually nice to me how do you tolerate like the 120 degree days well it's not i didn't realize how humid california was like it's thick air out here and i was born and raised here so i just never thought anything of it i was always like oh shit like my hair's always curly out here um and then i go to vegas for like a few months and my fucking boogers are all crusty

and bloody and dry and like my skin's fucked up i look 10 years older because it's dry shit and then i come back here um and it's really thick air. So it could be 80s or 90s out here and I can't stand it. But out there, because it's super dry, it just feels like you're in like a sauna.

And you can like tolerate it. So I'll deal with that 120 degrees instead of 90 out here. For some reason, I just have this imaginary version of my life in my head

where I live in Vegas and I'm have this imaginary version of my life in my head where I live in Vegas and I'm a dancer and I do my. What kind of dancer? Well I take ballet class in the morning because I'm serious about my art but then at night then during the day I audition to be in one of the big Vegas reviews and you know I go watch the big Vegas dance shows because I dream of one day being in one. So I'm like an aspiring dancer in my dream. I have a question for you guys, since we've all been with our partners for a really, really long time, right? Are there any moments where you want to test if you still got it? Yes. I feel like that's something maybe that no one wants to admit to, but we all feel like

we put ourselves in situations and you walk away and you're like yeah i still got it oh i am highly desired i am highly desired still oh i don't know anymore i thought inside because i'll sometimes i'll be like like for example i'll if i get my makeup done at work the first thing i want to do is just get it off my face but then like like when i'm done but then sometimes i'll, well, I'll just keep it on so that and see if Dave is like extra nice to me tonight or something. Like I'll do those kinds of things or like I'll put on like the cuter outfit around the house just to be like, see if I feel like I still got it. But you're saying like flirt with a guy.

Not even flirt. Just put yourself in a position to possibly get flirted with. Oh, I love that. i want to do that i know we should we should all three of us go somewhere and see if we still got it i want to do this first of all i never had it i've never flirted with a stranger but i want to see if i can do it well what the fuck are you guys talking about of course you have it like you got it well i don't want to kiss you and i'm down like you got it thank you geo yeah you guys got it. Well, I don't know. Like, I want to kiss you and I'm down. Like, you got it. Thank you, Gio. Yeah, you guys got it for sure. So I don't need outside Esther.

Maybe we don't need external validation. I mean, if you want to have fun, do it. For me, I'm just like, I hate people. So I'm like, don't even fucking look at my direction. That's me. Like, I want to know if we're, let's say, we're in Vegas and we're in the chandelier bar at the cosmo right i just wonder if i'm gonna get hit on by fucking trolls and gargoyles or if a nice you know handsome

gentleman will approach me i don't know like what kind of got it i got that one i do like like what's your pool yeah like what's my pool i days? I don't know anymore because I've been with someone since 28 years old. Is my pool at 36 the same as 28? Gotcha. I want to do that one. I want to test what my pool is because I always get gargoyles and trolls. Me too. All the time.

And I want the fine guy that's fucking rich. And he's like, you see that fucking Rolls Royce out there? You want to have a good night? Like, that's the guy I want. I never had that guy. How about this? How about this? We just honk the horn.

You say, Dave, this is very innocent. You say, Bart, just, you know, let me have. And then I just want to see. Yeah, he won't care. Dave would not care. Bart wouldn't care either. And then we can assess. We can statistically assess it after.

It's like Gio got three gargoyles and one eight. I'm so down. Can we record this? Yes. I'm super down. What can we wear? Do we have any limits? Because if I wear a come fuck me now outfit, for sure we're going to get.

Oh, it's going to be a come fuck me now outfit. Oh, yeah. Are you kidding? It has to be. I'm going to roll out in fucking, you know what I mean, dungarees. I'm going to be like a 10 out of 10 in my eyes. Yeah. As 10 as I can get, I will be 10. It's funny you say Rolls Royce because I am actually so turned off by nice cars that on my first date with Dave, I saw his car and it was a 2002 Civic, Honda Civic.

And I was like, I love this guy. I fucking love this guy. He's a badass. Why? Because he's not driving some flashy car. He's not trying to impress anybody. He's not throwing his money away. He just doesn't, it's like, you know what it is?

It's like, you're so confident that you don't give a fuck. But what if he's like a really, like he's an enthusiast of like muscle or like the would you still have been with him if he rolled up in like uh a lambo it would have been so tacky to me but he's the same exact person he just drives a lambo he's like esther you know my dad he passed on this love for cars down to me most likely i'd still be with him because we you know it worked but that i just would be so turned it would be a genuine turn off to me wow genuinely a turn off are you what about you i'm um i once made out with a long bearded man who drove up to my house

in a vespa so that should tell you all you need to know. I have no, I just really, I have. Point taken. Yeah. Like, and I remember his beard smelled like the food he just ate. Oh. I knew exactly what he ate. I was like, oh, he's had some pizza and wings. And I still did it because it's just, I have no standards really.

I'll do, I'll do anything. I'll do. I'll just do. Period. Yeah, I'll do it all. I like them all. That'll do. I'll just do. Period. Yeah, I'll do it all. I like them all. That's good. I like that.

Yeah, if you've got a good inside, you make me laugh. Yeah. That's all I care about either. Yeah, I'll suck your dick all day. Same. Yeah. Coco. Yes.

Same. So we're going to play the poll game then? Yeah. Where would, where? What's, where do we go? I'm not going to commerce in that casino. We got to go high end like. We do.

Aria? When? Aria. Where do the kids do go these days i don't know we could go to the new one i want to go to resorts world the new one okay we'll follow where she's go she's the trench you know the trendy stuff we'll come visit you geo yeah we're just gonna tell we're just gonna tell bart is this innocent he doesn't give a fuck i don't have to tell him anything either i know he'll be like oh can I watch you guys do it? Yeah, Bobby would be like, go get with him. Like, leave me. Same. Do me a favor.

That's what he would tell me too. What? He's like, let me know if you liked anything he did and then I'll try it. He doesn't care. I know. Like, sometimes I threaten Bobby. I'm like, I'm going dancing. I'm going to grind up on some dick.

He's like, please, please do. He's like, get that energy out the way god damn yeah that's part two he's like yeah we should like you should totally fuck other people and then tell me what you like are you serious yeah no he doesn't yeah for sure and i'm like no that's just weird i don't want to do that no because i don't want you fucking other people what the hell yeah i have to do um i'm on a show where I have a love interest this year. I know. Wait, do you have to kiss?

Yes, he kissed me. He kissed me. It was so weird. Like, I, it was weird. How does it feel? And how does Dave really feel? The actor playing my love interest, he's this guy, Jason, oh no. Don't say Momoa.oa no if you say Momoa

girl I'm on set with you tomorrow I'm gonna freaking I'll be whatever you need me to be so his name's Jason Blair and he is really he's super professional he's such a good actor he's really tall and handsome I'm not really into him right like he Like, I like him. He's super nice. He's super good looking. Like, I love working with him. But he's not like a guy that I'm like, you know, into. But then when we did this scene and he kissed me so confidently, I was like, ah! What's a confident kiss feel like? Whenever I have a kissing scene, I'm really nervous and I'm really giddy and like weird and so I'm like man like don't do it like

and he just like like went in and like gave me like a giant smooch I was like oh okay and I told Dave I was like my co-star kissed me today and he's like okay then he's just like what are we having for dinner he doesn't care do they teach you how to kiss no there's no lessons wait do you talk amongst each other

and say hey I'm gonna go left you go right no and I didn't even know there was a kiss in that scene like I think

it had gotten added or something like or I think I just I missed that it was in there so I was really caught by surprise

which was better for me because like I said when I know the kiss was coming I'm like which was better for me because, like I said, when I know the kiss is coming, I'm like – But he just kissed me. I was like, a man kissed me. I mean, ultimately, that's the only good memories I have of being single. It's never sex with other people.

It's always making out. Yeah. Like, making out is always the best memory I have. I'm like, oh, God. Like, if you could bottle that, I could drink an elixir every day. That's what I think. I agree. I'm famously a bad kisser.

That's what makes you a bad kisser. I get too excited. Do you just tongue down? Yeah. Oh, that's like Bobby. Yeah, I kiss like I'm in junior high. Bobby is a junior high kisser too. Oh, yeah, you don't like that.

The slobber, right? Well, he just goes I'm in junior high. Bobby is a junior high kisser too. Oh, yeah, you don't like that, the slobber, right? Well, he just goes in too hard too fast. And I like a slow, lippy kiss. Yeah, I like to just go crazy. And Dave is always like, yeah, like when we first kissed, like you were really excited. I was like, was it bad? He's like, yeah.

Wait, do you guys still make out with your partners? Yes. So for me, our whole relationship kind of went backwards so when we first got together we were like really absolutely we started off fucking in the ass no um we really liked each other and it was like this soul connection like right away so then like the first month we were together it was like i love you we live together already and then we started working together and then our relation our romantic relationship kind of disappeared for like five years so then we kind of went backwards so now it's like we're kind of dating all over again oh that's sweet yeah so that's when you're asking about role playing all

that stuff i'm like well we're barely getting comfortable fucking each other right now like going i want to fuck you like that's like where we're at yeah wow yeah you're like judging me like no i think that's cute i'm jealous that is really cute yeah we're going backwards right i think it's so easy to forget that that's not just your to think of them in a romantic way is really a challenge because you're like nope he's my best friend he's my business partner he's somebody that i I can trust. Yeah, I go to him with my problems. Right, right. Well, and you watch him shit and you watch him pick shit out of his nose. And you see all the nasty sides.

So after a while, you're like, it's not that hot. He pays the water bill. Like, it's just kind of practical. That's how I have always – it's been very easy for me to stay loyal. It's been very easy for me to stay loyal is that I am so sure that whoever I lust for on the side is simply a fantasy because that person picks their nose, shits the same way, is just as disgusting. And there is no greener pasture. There just simply isn't. It's very true.

Same. Yeah. Same shit. Still willing to play the pool game in Vegas. We're still going to Resorts World. Ooh, Resorts World. Cleavage up and out. Yep, yep. I'm down.

Okay, we have, George has prepared a quick Olympics quiz time game. I don't know shit about the Olympics. All right, perfect. Then we'll start with you, Gio. Let's go. Wait, we're working as a team, though. This is in the Olympic spirit. You look so angry.

With this? Your eyebrows. Well, it's pushing the show. You're smiling and pissed at the same time. Here, I'll keep it like this. I'll keep it like this. How about now? I thought the Olympics was extreme competition.

Okay, go Gio first. Okay, yeah. Okay, anybody can steal this if she gets it wrong. For sure, take it. When was the Olympics held in Los Angeles? Your choices are 1904, 1932, 1984, or 1996. 84, final answer. Los Angeles?

No, it wasn't. Okay, chance to steal. Well, it wasn't 96. No, no, no. 1984 is Los Angeles because 1996 was in Georgia and Atlanta. Yeah, 96 was Atlanta. I was going to say that. Yes, Esther.

We're both correct. Yes. Esther and I are correct. 1996 was in Barbie. Right. The Barbie version? Yeah. Wait, you just said 1996, but I said 84.

No, that 96 was in... You're correct, Gio. Gotcha. That was like Atlanta 96 was like my... Are you fucking with me? Are you fucking with me right now? Now we got to punish you. You don't have the answers?

I know the answers. It was 1932. No, it's 1984. Was it the first one you're saying? Because 1992 was Barcelona and then Athens and then Sydney. How do you know this? I'm sorry. No, 1992 is Barcelona and then there's Atlanta and then Sydney and then Athens and then Beijing.

Yeah. Why do you know this? Because my whole life has just circled around wanting to be in the Olympics. I used to do like cutouts of all of the Olympics because that's my one big dream that didn't happen. But you're an Olympian in my heart. Thanks, Jill.

I love you so much. I'm going to be an Olympic slut in Vegas. Oh, fuck yeah. Now, Esther, how many rings are in the Olympic symbol? We are still rolling guys, just in case you're listening and you lost track. She's going five. Did you help her? No.

I was gonna say six, but Kylah said five. All right, six. Did anybody wanna steal that one? I'm I was going to say six, but Kalilah said five. All right, six. Did anybody want to steal that one? I'm going to go ahead and say five. Fuck it, it totally is five. It's three on top. Blue, yellow, black, green, red. All right, I'm going to give that one to Kalilah.

Damn, you really know. It's my whole life, Gio. All right, Kalilah. Name three gymnastics events. Oh, floor, uneven bars, balance beam. All right, we're back to Gio. Who is this? I don't know, but he knows I have a good time.

Oh, is it Ryan Lochte? Is it Ryan Lochte? That is a good guess because he is a- That is as close as it could be and still be wrong. Michael Phelps. Okay, Esther is on the floor with one. Was that Michael Phelps? That's not Michael Phelps. That's Michael Phelps? That's not Michael Phelps.

That's Michael Phelps. He's hot. Dude, Ryan Locke, he's so hot, but he like went down the drain. Because he's dumb dumb. He did some dumb things in Brazil and Rio. Yeah, he was a dick. All right, now to Esther.

What sport is new to the Tokyo Olympics? Is new. Oh, I know that one. Did you just watch it yesterday? A new Olympic sport? It's been a sport in existence for a very long time, usually in the extreme setting. Think extreme sports. Think extreme. Think karate sport. Jumping. Karate jumping. By MMA. No. Extreme. Extreme sports. She said it though right no she didn't she did it oh it's one of the new ones okay that is one of the new ones yeah okay what's the other one

yeah what's that one skateboarding really yeah i'm gonna change and break dancing break dancing yeah isn't break dancing anyone geo you're you're making this shit up making that shit up why are like the why is it so hot to me like the, the thought of, like, the Olympic, like, Michael Phelps or Ryan Lochte, but, like, a few years after when their lives are in shambles? Like, that's so hot to me. Except Michael Phelps' life is not in shambles because he has, like, he just had his, like, fourth kid and he's killing it. Yeah. But you know what's really hot to me? Olympic Village.

Think about living there with all the athletes from all over the world. And if you're single and your event is done and you can just fuck around. Yep. And you're fucking with like Roman gods. And then you never have to see them again. Yeah. Wasn't there an Olympics where they like ran out of condoms? Possibly.

I believe that. Because athletes, it's like we're so hyperfocused on just our sport that it's like. Yeah, as soon as your event's done. Yeah, God, that feeling is so good. All right, Kalilah, who is this? Icon, Australian indigenous, from the Australian indigenous, Kathy Freeman. She is the 400, 800 Olympic champion of the 2000 Olympics in Sydney.

God damn. And she was one of the torch runners and she has a tattoo on her arm that says, cause I'm free. I hope she's wrong. Cause that'd be fucking funny. Well, I just had to name Kathy Freeman. I'm hoping, I was nodding along to everything else.

That's amazing. And what was really special that she got in trouble for was that she took both the Australian flag and the Aboriginal flag and she softly intertwined it together and she wore it after she won. And the Olympics committee said that it wasn't allowed, that it was against the rules.

And I was like, suck a dick. Let her have her fucking moment. Yeah. But that was really a moving time for me. When I was a very impressionable teenager, I was like, Kathy Freeman, what an icon. And I thought you couldn't get sexier, dude. All right.

And this last one is a free-for-all for everybody. Final question. Just take it, Kalilah. Who sang the opening ceremony for the Atlanta Olympics? Do you know? Wait, whatever our options. Is it Whitney Houston? I know who it is. You do? Yes. Our options are... Esther, you know this.

Pavarotti, Michael Jackson, Celine Dion, Leigh-Anne Rimes. Celine Dion. Okay. Esther gets a tie for three and Gio only has one. Kalilah has another three. Here we go.

And let's... Do I get a hug now because I lost? You get to bend over and get spanked. Ooh! Of course, there's a patient of points. Everybody gets a medal. Yay! I love it here.

It's a new world, guys. Everyone gets a prize. Can you hum a song while you're putting it on? We have to sing the national anthem. Yeah, yeah, Cole, please. I've never taught one of these. That's not been on my wig? That's a wig?

Yeah, girl. I'm just kidding. So you are not going to want to see what I look like later. No, you look like you'd be an awesome junior high friend of mine. What? I'm a sex doll. I feel like a sex doll. You are a sex doll. Well, thank you, Gio, for being a wonderful guest and spending all this time with us.

Thank you. Thank you for making me feel trashy. I love it. Super good luck to you in your first competition back next weekend. Thank you. I'm very proud of you. Thank you. You're a really great model for us mid-30-somethings.

Thank you. No, truly. I'm not mid. You're a really great model for us mid-30-somethings. Thank you. No, truly. I'm not mid. I'm definitely older 30s. Annie and I are like, have you seen Gio's post today? Don't say that. How?

How? Don't say that. All the time. Please don't do that. I have a poster of you in my room. No, don't say that. Thank you, guys. I love you guys. Thank you, guys.

We'll see you next week. Bye, guys. You guys, make sure you find Gio on Instagram. I think her handle is Gio underscore Antoinette. G-E-O underscore Antoinette. But also she has a podcast with her husband Bart who we love. And that's called, I can't pronounce it correctly, but I think it's called Bailcast. Like bear but in like a cute baby voice way.

It's kind of cute. It's like B-E-A-W-Cast. And that's their podcast that they have. As a couple, I've listened to it many times. So go listen.