Trash Tuesday w/ Esther Povitsky & Khalyla Kuhn - Jetski Johnson Juggles Annie's Jugs

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

Tickets to the Trash Tuesday Livestream! https://www.moment.co/trashtuesdayThank you to our Sponsors: BetterHelp - Go to https://betterhelp.com/trashtuesday today to get 10% off your first month More Jessie "Jetski" JohnsonInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/Website: https://www.jetskijohnson.com/ Subscribe! https://bit.ly/HitOurButtonsOfficial Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/2QDAi8XTrash Tuesday Podcast iTunes Audio Feed: https://bit.ly/TrashTuesdayPodTrash Tuesday Podcast Spotify Audio Feed: https://bit.ly/TTPodAudioTrash Tuesday Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itstrashtuesday 0:00 Get Tickets to Our Next Livestream!0:52 Jessie Johnson AKA Jetski AKA Juicy is in the House!7:07 Esther Has a Tampon Question9:59 The Khalyla and Carlos Narrative11:30 Jetski Johnson & Esther’s Height13:47 Annie & Jetski Johnson at the Renaissance Fair19:06 Esther’s Substitute Teacher Energy22:56 Jetski Johnson & Esther On Looking Young24:48 Annie & Esther Snubbed For Other Comedians in Montreal30:02 Famous Autographs We Collected As Kids37:08 Jetski Johnson’s Dad’s Renaissance Wedding & Growing Up Wiccan45:10 Annie’s Terrifier 2 Review48:16 Annie Embraces Her Hooters51:17 Juicy Johnson Featuring for Annie, Pauly Shore, Andrew Santino & Anthony Jeselnik 53:57 Comedians That Were Super Nice to Us Early in Our Careers55:23 The Witches Make Predictions on Celebrities 1:05:34 The 2nd Annual Pumpkin Drawing Contest Listen to our other Podcasts: TigerBelly - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/tigerbelly/id1041201977 Meanspiration - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/meanspiration-with-annie-lederman/id1475056491 Esther Club - https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/esther-club-with-esther-povitsky/id1494518220 Follow Us: Khalyla Kuhn - https://www.instagram.com/khalamityk Annie Lederman - https://www.instagram.com/annielederman Esther Povitsky - https://www.instagram.com/esthermonster Produced by: 7EQUIS Podcast Producers: Pete Forthun & Carlos Herrera Editor: Bryce Hallock

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And again, get your tickets right now at moment.co slash trash Tuesday. Oh my! How's it going guys? Look, I went to get a fake ass and they gave me fake thighs. They gave you the whole nine yards. There's no ass. There's no ass. It's just thighs.

And it's so distracting. Are you mad if I stare at them? No. I did some sketches with them for my solo podcast and I was shocked at how trained people are to not look at your fake tits. Not me. Not me, girl.

The nipples are huge. The views we lose from my nose we will gain twice over from your tits. What do you mean your nose? I hope the Latin teens on TikTok are happy now. I honestly cannot believe we didn't get her in a bald cap. Honestly, this hurts. So Esther, you're...

I'm Gru because that's what teenagers on TikTok have been calling me for the last six months. And I just want them to know that, you know what? I can handle it. And you're anti-Semitic, and I you're anti-semitic okay you're anti-semitic yeah and you guys think I have sex with dogs and that makes you guys anti-comedy you're not like jokes you're crazy you choose bestiality over jokes my nails are so like sharp that I stabbed a hole the neck it looks like like i got a trachea oh my god it's really scary oh bitch you thought that was my run are you about to beat us up um no we got gnarly quinn

over here you guys happy halloween it is our halloween episode and lila is dressed as harley quinn she's really pulling it off well we have juicy jessie johnson in the house in the kalilah chair or should i say harley quinn where is kalilah i wanted i've never met her i wanted to meet her i've not met her either well that's deep no no no i kalilah is i don't know where's kalilah i think that bobby for the story i heard through carlos is that bobby uh refused to come back to do tiger belly and he made everyone fly to him in hawaii that's awesome can you imagine being that rich? Yeah, I can. I can. Look at my new Wawa cup. Taylor Bling baby.

It's so pretty and sparkly. I'm putting the fucking handle under this. I'm having the producers put the handle under this. You guys gotta get some Taylor Bling baby. I love it. She gave me my Wawa. It's brand new, huh? It's so good. So, Annie, what inspired your costume?

Let's talk about this. I like to live dreams out in my costumes. You fail every time. Listen, I just want to tell you, what Esther does is her laziness comes out and bites her every Halloween. What were you last year? Grapes or something? No, that was our Thanksgiving episode. That was a big problem George Esther had a real square down with George shoulders were squared she was ready to go he made us look like food um I you know a funny story I applied to a Hooters in Champaign Illinois

when I was in college and what they couldn't see you over the counter? They did not hire me. Did you always wanna be a Hooters waitress? No, I just was like, I always thought Hooters waitress is a funny costume, but you gotta go all out. There's no, you can't hold back. But I've been having fun with these titties.

May I have some fun? Yes, you're gonna love them. They're better than you think. They're so good so good oh my god there's a sir right there come on titty fuck me titty fuck me no you can bash them oh my god what if my tooth popped out i'd be like my lawyer was here to say thank god what if dave watches this episode and he's like i think annie should come over for dinner oopsie i spill a lot too do you think these are bigger than your boobs what yes i can never tell on your stature they always are you they're so they're 18 times bigger than my boobs i got the biggest ones you could get i can tell

what size is that it's an e e or maybe E as in come eat off of them, Dave. Todd loves them. He's so happy with them. It's so disappointing. I'm like, Todd, you're supposed to play it off like this is disgusting to you. I'm into it too. I'm like. And now a word from our sponsor, BetterHelp.

Easy and affordable online therapy. When you want to be a better problem solver, therapy can get you there. Visit betterhelp.com slash trash Tuesday today to get 10% off your first month. That's betterhelp.com slash trash Tuesday. Hi, you guys. I am back on the road in December. I am going to be in Seattle, Portland, and San Francisco. And in January, I'll be in Phoenix. Get tickets at estheronice.com and check out my solo podcast, My Pleasure, available everywhere you listen to podcasts. Hi, sluggies. So excited for you to meet my juggies. I have been having the best time. I snuck on the Reddit. I know I'm not supposed to look at Reddit, but I snuck on the Reddit and I read the sweetest little thread about you guys at the meet and greets and I love you back.

It's been so special and so amazing. And it's's like a drug to meet you so give me my fix guys come to come see me in the meet and greets you can see me um in san jose california with juicy jetski johnson um 11 november 11th and 12th i'll be in michigan through december 1st through december 3rd i'll be in florida in february and i have a lot more dates we're adding right now so go to annie letterman.com shows in Michigan through December 1st through December 3rd. I'll be in Florida in February. And I have a lot more dates we're adding right now. So go to Annie Letterman.com slash shows. Also every Monday at 5pm PST 8pm. Eastern I have my audio show don't bore me that's interactive. Come tell me your stories. It's been absolutely wild. And also Annie Wood is out and available. Go to Annie Letterman.com. I mean, go to annieletterman.com but also go to

annieletterman on youtube subscribe um it's all over the place so thank you guys so much i i actually have an unrelated to halloween well could be related uh i have my period and i'm just curious oh a bloody mess it was it was a monday and okay um bloody monday do you can you pee with a tampon in and not have to change the tampon yes sometimes sometimes you pee them out yeah that's fun don't doesn't the pee like loosen it up and then it's like never gonna really work it's you're too old you're about to not have your period anymore you're wondering these like aquarium to tampons i mean savoring the memories that you are on your way out your height is not

your uterus let's just say your uterus looks your age i think that you should be so i would think so supportive of me exploring the world of tampons but you know i've been a pad girl oh i like pads too you do oh i got you i'm surrounded by pad girls i love i'm not even the padded one you're padded all over we i use it all diva cup tampon not at all all the same time but i switch it up depending because i'm not gonna wear a diva cup tampa not all the same time but i switch it up depending because i'm not gonna wear a diva cup to like a bar because what i'm gonna like rinse it out in the sink oh i know public bath wait that's like a whole to me that's the best part of a diva cup it's like a public bathroom something bad happened help i can't it, especially if you're on stage

and those people are your audience. Oh, God. The worst. It's like green rooms. Can you just always have a bathroom? Please do not make a shit and release our diva cups in front of our fans. That is really hard.

It's so bad. And I go in the men's bathroom, okay? So it's even worse. At the shows? Yeah. Why? Why do you use the men's bathroom? I like the glory hole. I like a little peek. At the shows? Yeah. Why? Why do you use the men's bathroom? I like the glory hole.

I like a little peek. I like a little penis coming out. Have you really ever seen a glory hole? I have seen a glory hole, but it was in a sex shop. It was in like a, they had like an arcade where you could watch porn in the back and guys fuck each other through the, or maybe there's a girl. Who knows? Maybe that's like the excitement of a glory hole. You're maybe it's a girl maybe it's a girl i know carlos

has had some glory hole experience carlos is this the time you really tell us i've been to the gory hole oh the gory glory i legit didn't know glory holes were for like gay guys oh my god guys he is gonna just naively come out with it like oh I didn't realize that was that I was gay this whole time and he's about to have a field day everyone listen we support where you are in life and we will be very comfortable with you

whenever you are comfortable to tell us what you need to tell us thank you you're welcome he gets it yeah I love this I mean look i think carlos honestly at this point will choose that narrative over his other narrative that he has

going on around the internet which is that he's the reason bobby and kalilah broke up hold on i gotta take this hello oh wait this is real hello hello oh it's spam risk i was gonna ask them if they'd heard about carlos and kalilah Oh wait, this is real. Hello? Hello? Oh, a spam risk. I was going to ask them if they'd heard about Carlos and Kalilah. Whoa! They probably have.

What do you think? Weigh in. It's so awkward on bad frame. Oh, you got to bring her back. They're always fighting. Yeah, can I take this with me? You were my lawyer yesterday. Really?

I didn't know when that would air but it was still very awkward yeah this kind of could be like a judge wig too yeah like modern day judge this is our generation's judges in the future how did it go um the trial went great i got carlos uh i'm not gonna say i got him off because yeah yeah he's innocent that yuck i mean. He's innocent. It's not that yuck. I'm handsome. He is innocent. He's an innocent man. He's a, it was proven. You don't think he's innocent?

You're just mad you weren't the lawyer. As perfection. Yeah. Her ju-fomo is going crazy. Her homo. Her shlomo. The jiggliness of the handle

of that is so funny. It's just like. I will say if I ever am in court, though, I will come to you first. Thank you. Oh, my gosh. We don't have to set up a fake lawsuit. Is that so you can stand on her shoulders and you guys will be regular size? That would be awesome.

Wait, how tall are you? 5'4". Oh, she is a tall person. The number one question I get in meet and greet, it's not like, how'd you do it, Annie? Or what's going on with you? Or we love you. It's always like, am I as tall as Esther? I'm like, I don't know if she's a liar.

She's shorter than you. You know, I park cars at the Comedy Store a lot and you're one of the only people that I have to move the seat back to reach the pedals. You and Brad Williams. the seat um like back to reach the pedals you and brad williams that's funny because sometimes i do move it back for people but sometimes i forget but maybe even when you do that's very possible when you move it back do you ever feel your tampon getting pulled out a little i know you're new to tampons now speaking of what you said of wanting to be asked

how'd you do it at a meet and greet i I had a similar experience where I once went to my high school theater class. Like I went back after like I had had my show alone together and I was like so excited to talk to the teens. No one had heard of Hulu. No one had heard of Freeform. I love that you're trying to pretend it was on Hulu already. She's recreating history. Actually, let's make her the writer because she's very creative it's dreamed on you were the writer but like no kid gave a fuck about me at all and i was like wow

this is not how i why would they respect someone shorter than them that's true at their age get this tiny bitch out of here that's true I like yeah the funniest thing this is a repeat but it's good enough I think she was on Tiger Belly and she and Kalilah was like oh Bobby and I watch Alone Together and she was like oh my god you do and she goes no no no the show

Alone Together it's like the greatest moment of podcast history number one yeah i've seen alone together you killed it in that for real oh thanks you're already on the show you're the no we love it oh my god the only comedian who's ever said that to me thank you that wasn't on it other people are like i like the episode i was in bobby was in it i don't think he said it listen bobby's been a lot of things he hasn't mentioned he's probably shooting something right now he doesn't want to

mention um wait so you guys went to a renaissance fair together yes we did oh my god oh i wish we should have brought our stuff i know i thought about the little hot we went it was really fun going on the road with annie i've been featuring i've just started going on the road with people been taking me and he's the first female to take me and that was exciting for me and uh yeah it was really fun suck my dick or anything yeah it was crazy i was like come here kid suck my dick you want an extra few minutes put this in your mouth come blow me bitch oh you know but i'm just kidding i am just kidding i am just kidding actually the people should get on the right promise i'm just kidding it's not unheard

of it's not it's not did you ever blow anyone did you ever get face fucked for stage let me think it's not an instant no it's really it just sometimes it happens after you get the stage time it's you know you can't help it you fall asleep with your mouth open on the plane i mean when i dated tony he was hosting the open mics but that's so sad yeah the lowest level oh my god and we hung out with oh my god okay wait do you want to tell oh my god and we hung out with oh my god okay wait do you want to tell you tell him because you hooked it up but i will i did not hook up with anyone she hooked up the opportunity i blew jetski i actually sucked jetski's dick i was like please she's like getting all this feature how they've been getting me to feed yes we've all been begging her we've been begging her i love

that reversal but so um esther's like is that true could that really happen i could see you getting people like doing a bidding what have you open for them wait yeah marin won it i opened for him somehow marin won he blows me is that how it works we'd watch i'm saying it even dave might watch all right um okay so sorry i had to fix my neck um okay so we go to kansas city and now i'm a big fan of the show the challenge like a big fan i need to just pause and say that you would be hot with a broken neck thank you so much like with the neck yeah there's something hot there do you think it's because it's pushing my double chin back? No, you don't have a double chin. You fish and you get it.

It's just everything you dream of. But so, okay, so love the challenge. My friend Wes, who I found online, we became friends. We'd never met in person, but he and his wife live in Kansas City. So he's like, I'm going to come do shows when when you come to town so we ended up going to their house all this footage will be on annie with my solo podcast but um but we went to his mansion he's like fucking rich he put all of his like winnings over the years of this reality show he's been on it for 20 years who is this this guy west from the challenge and he no if you don't know you

don't know you don't know for like 38 i didn't know he's been on a million seasons it's like and he just wins it a lot yeah but he just invested his money so now he's just fucking okay invited us there he is there's our boy yeah but anyway so we went to um we went to his house his mansion and we got ivs yeah there was like a doctor there and uh like they did this vitamin IVs and found out I have tiny veins. Tiny veins. The woman was literally squeezing the bag.

You know you'd have the same thing. Yeah. We're such pick-me girls. You're like, how hot is this? My tiny veins. So tight. Yeah, they're tight and wet. Tight, wet.

Shriveled. She put the needle. I was like, is it in yet? But we had so much fun. No, yeah, it was really fun. And then we went to the Renaissance Fair. Yeah, we only had about an hour before the show. And Annie did the baddest quick trip ever.

We got costumes immediately. I went to pay for them. She's like, I got it. Nobody spends a dollar on my weekend. Yeah real i start opening for you i charge you all of a sudden i'm not i'm the one not paying a dollar like you misheard it i make you you're like pawning your wedding ring to keep up with what you're doing no yeah we bought and i've never bought costumes i've never like leaned into the renaissance fair because i was like is this something you'd want to go to yeah and then invited us as a joke and i was like whoa and annie's like haha but then she looked at me and

she's like wait would you really want to go and i was like yeah my dad and my stepmom got married at the ren fair she's a ren fair baby i like grew up at the fair i'd go there every season sometimes on off season because my their friends owned a shop there and some people live there even when you know regular folks aren't going through they have it like all cities right it's all over and the one in arizona is the one i'm referring to but i'm assuming because i was like let's see kansas city in medieval times yes no jesse made such a good point about it it's like you go to the different ones and you're like it's it's true to what it'd be like in that town it is it's that like accurate there's a lot of uh well we who knows i've never read a book so i don't know the history of anything game of thrones is that medieval i feel like they're mostly in like europe the medieval times

and like the Renaissance and everything. But if it were, I don't know if the Native Americans. Yeah, I guess that's time wise. It wouldn't have actually been in Kansas City. But do you know what I'm thinking? Can you read my mind right now? It's not related to that. Can you read it?

I don't. You look like Groot. Is that what your mind was saying? can't believe it they were right look because your head is round in a way where like even though you have hair yeah i can see what a bald cap would look like on you yeah like your hairline like illuminates it it's so cute yeah no i like a hot version obviously the the teens on tiktok are smarter and more evolved than all of us. They see things we can't see. You know what you're getting treated like?

You're getting treated like a substitute teacher. What do you mean? You know how kids are the meanest and most brutal substitute teachers? They're giving you the substitute teacher where it's like the meanest insults. They don't know you. They're not going to meet you. You're right. You're in and going to meet you. You're right. You're in and out of their lives.

You're as easy as a flip up. I can't believe this is the moment I realized that I have substitute teacher energy. That is really dark, but it is a role I'm willing to take. I don't think legally I can substitute teach because I don't have. What have you done? No, because. Your hands are too little? I think you have the one requirement is a college

degree should i go back to college so that i can be a substitute teacher at my high school verbally abused by kids that's just like on tv yeah that's like wait no i i want to go i think i actually want to substitute teach me too oh my god like the teacher the teacher that was in the news for having big boobs like this wait i want to wear those when i go teach i won't wear them in the job and now a word from our sponsor better health annie we are mentally not well we're mentally not well there's a few things i've added into my life that have perked things up yeah i see that but these are temporary okay they're not permanent i need help up here have you ever been stuck focusing on problems and not solutions last night yeah do you know

what's so crazy about todd too he just sleeps through the night and i'm like do you not have the wake up hiccups like i wake up like like i just wake up with like a thing and I'm like do you not have the wake up hiccups like I wake up like like I just wake up with like a thing and I'm like how am I thinking about this again yeah I was up at 5 a.m. like just dripping in sweat just terrified about what costume they were gonna get you um but it can be tough to train your brain to stay in problem solving mode and that's why therapy and getting actual help from someone will change your life. And also, I feel like I always have to give this disclaimer, like, I every day wake up and have to struggle to find peace. Like it is not, I'm not fit.

And that's not just a piece of pie. It is actually peace. Peace, world peace. No, it is. It's like, it's a choice to wake up every day and take care of yourself. And it is a choice that I make and I do need help to do it. And it's... Most people aren't raised to learn how to be solution focused. And that's not your fault. It's not your parents' fault. Like it's just we, none of us have the tools.

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Yeah, you could be like our little love child. I could do that. Yeah, I know. And people say I look young all the time. Yeah, I see be like our little love child. I could do that. Yeah, I know. And people say I look young all the time. Yeah, I see that for sure. It's your... What did the... Wait, what did the security guard say?

KT. Oh, I love KT. We had the best security guard. He's huge. And we all felt so safe around him. Oh, he was the best. He was like, I really kind of want to fuck someone up for you. And we're like, okay.

Wait, you travel with a security guard? No, but I will be soon. Yeah, she should. I'm just, I'm cusp. Cusp of travel. She got recognized at the Ren Fae. Of course she did. I was like, I wish we were here longer

because you know that's kind of my demo. It's like the record store, the Ren Fae, anywhere where people collect things or are living in a specific time that no longer exists. I just want to, they got a picture with, like, a couple people got a picture with the NOSC flipping through their album where it's like, Jester, Knight, Annie Letterman. Oh my God, our picture. I should have brought our picture.

We took a picture. We took a medieval picture. Yeah, we just, we really went through it fast. We got the costumes. We stopped at this next shop. They take your picture and you dress up and they're like, we get you in and out in 10 minutes yeah they did we all dressed up and uh todd was that todd was the monk you were the queen i was the jester she was the jester i left he had a little wait what was it gave a little pink hat well randy came with okay now i'm jealous

wait what were you thinking when you looked at me and asked if i could read your mind just that i looked like i was like i wonder if she can tell us what i'm thinking oh because when you guys just mentioned pictures do you know what i might be thinking a story that we've probably told on this podcast it's kind of not enough for you to really know what okay give me one more hint okay um autographing pictures. Oh, we didn't tell that story. I don't know if we did, but I think it's worth telling. Okay.

Tell her. We went to Montreal. We can't say who the comedians were. No, we're not doing that. But there were these comedians that were like, I don't think we have these people anymore in our lives. No. They're just like, I don't want to say enemy of the state,

but it was like, they were obnoxious they were like it was people you know how it is when someone like thinks they're really successful and they think they're better than you yeah like that's it everyone gets the vibe from them they're like and i don't know people like that anymore that was a very like feelings like this like that was a very like also that person followed me on my birthday randomly and i was i scream grabbed i forgot to send it to you like oh my god birthday wish they finally came around to accepting that you are talented enough to follow did i follow back gotta wait till their birthday i still got more on my level what's that i think as you ascend up and like you gain like you like you said like where when you did those shows with the

teens and people still don't know who you are but you do gain that respect from your peers and and that feels really good yeah i'm still like coming up so i get i get that and i definitely remember it more like when i was more in the open mic scene or there's the levels are more up and right best thing about you though jesse and where you're at is like okay so you're like blowing up i think we can say you're blowing up you're doing great but and people it's like a position people want to be mad at you for right like like there's hate that wants to come at you jealousy competition but you're really nice and a good person and positive energy so they they're they're fucked they're like where do i put this energy maybe i'll have to work harder

maybe i'll just have to do more open my i'm having a weird open my i'm having a craving to see what it would feel like if motorboat no that's porn oh my oh my lord oh my god oh my god i loved it got fucked oh my god are these sleepover master pants yes they are so cute well now they're grew pants why because your penis grew wait okay so tell her what happened okay so we all like get off the plane in montreal and it's like fun we're there it's the second time we're both there right yeah it was really fun and we were in a shuttle with a group of comedians right and and things were kind of tense right like two comedians clearly like didn't want to like laugh and have fun with us which by the way it's fine i've been i've been in moods where i'm like let them have

fun and they were traveling together anyway so maybe they were in a fight or something so it's like whatever so we get off the plane and we're swarmed by what feels like canadian tmz i mean at this point not us no past yeah this group of people with cameras and pictures and everything just pushes past us and goes to them and is like can we have your autograph and pulls out these like headshots of them and we are like we're like whoa we're like we're these guys we're just like oh wow like okay so they were right we were yeah like our big stars were nothing they're better than us i see why they didn't want to talk to us or make eye contact with us in the van big thing in canada yeah like they're hot shit okay

we're nothing so we like basically we look at each other we're like oh i mean it was so like literally like shoved to the side we were all like it was like getting owned, getting sent to the mail room. We were just so sure we were actually better than them. But we were wrong. We were completely wrong. And then moments later, they like pivoted and they were like, oh, my God, we have your pictures, too. I'm really Annie Esther.

We were like, oh, thank God, because we were it was like it was a hard one. Yes. We were like, never mind. We're good. We're like, OK, none equal at worst. You were about to follow them on Instagram. Yes, we were like, never mind. We're good. We're equal at worst. None of us matter, so this is fine. These people just are making a wasted investment having to sign these. But actually not a bad investment now that we have trashed music.

We have to sign autographs of podcast stars. I think you have to die for those to be valuable, right? Yeah, valuable, right? Yeah. Valuable. Yeah. Yeah. But the time you sign them to is is more valuable as you. Right.

Yeah. Well, do you think your autograph changes over time to maybe get sloppier because you're not as like excited about it? Yeah. Maybe they got like like the ends are really pronounced. Well, I know when I was in elementary school, I had the perfect copy of britney spears's autograph you are such a sick bitch and now mine is just sloppy and i don't care but i like studied her writing and made it like her did you have any autographs as a kid did you collect just the chris farley one that my dad got that's cool

yeah he met him at uh the east bank club which was like this fancy gym in chicago that my dad would sneak into that's so funny to meet him at a gym. I know. Yeah. I agree. What a place you weren't expecting to meet him in. I agree. And the autograph is on the back of the guest pass that my dad used.

Because he didn't pay to get it. Yeah. Because he refused to pay. Yeah. And my dad had such a good scam going with this health club because he said that, I was like, how did you sneak and time again he's like after you go so many times the staff just thought i was a member so he would just walk right in that's awesome i know and that's like where obama played basketball and like oprah winfrey it was like it was like a night oprah winfrey also worked out for the one time in her life damn this is like they didn't decide some ndas that they went to the gym it was like a 90s

chicago scene for sure i love that your dad is like kind of a star fucker like you did well he's like i'm not gonna pay but i will only go to the finest yeah yeah and well he took me to see tommy boy so he was so excited to see and we we like grew up watching snl obviously too i said we grew up me and my dad are siblings you really are kind of yeah i feel exactly the same way about my dad do you really yeah i feel like he's he's like my best bud yeah we just like laugh our fucking asses off my dad but so okay did you ever have any autographs or anything i had the disney book like you know the disney characters but i didn't meet many famous people in arizona so it wasn't until like shortly before i moved to LA I worked at this

coffee shop Joe Black Coffee it's awesome and I remember like Dimitri Martin came in oh that's cool I couldn't look him in the eye oh you didn't say hi to him I like took his order but I was like I've never seen a famous person yeah and he's so recognizable because he has that like hair the like bowl cut kind of yeah he's so cool he's so nice and then the flight of the concords guys came in and i've seen them live twice since like before i even started stand-up so i was really excited and i happened to have my birthday card so he signed my birthday oh so that was cool and uh and yeah that's about it and then i moved out here and a lot of moving out here for me with stand-up getting my confidence up is being around famous people and like realizing that's everybody's just people yeah and like uh you know that's helped me in my

stand-up a lot be more confident and yeah I thought that I had learned that lesson and then I met Kendall Jenner and but did Kendall Jenner meet you definitely not that's a really good clarification it was very one-sided that's deep did you have any um autographs i had like my dad got me i actually had michael jackson's autograph shut up my dad got it for he lost it doesn't matter yeah but how did he get it well my dad was working used to work at penn and they had a university of pennsylvania and they had a so weird your dad had a good job he had a regular job that's a great job no it's like but had a so weird your dad had a good job he had a regular job that's a great job you know it's like but like a like a person that is like presentable

and stuff i don't know he like pulled it off though he like couldn't believe it we all are like this is insane dad how did you do it he's charming yeah charming his defense mechanism as a child was to be charming so he got through it all but he and he also was men's and my dad's really smart but add but so he um he was in a meeting and they were making a college fund. There was this guy, Michael Milken, who was a huge con artist that got caught, I don't know, in like a Ponzi type scheme or something like that. Is your dad surprised that his daughter has such big knockers? He hasn't seen them.

My mom, I have been bouncing around on FaceTime with. And my mom's like, takes it like almost as offensive because she also doesn't have big boobs she's like wow you're really having fun over there huh pulling the nipples out and like pinching them and like Todd will come up and punch them Randy's biting on it yeah but my mom like my mom also is just like I've been telling all my friends about your boobs so like in person she's like annoyed but then she's like proud she's so proud like i told everyone to make sure they watch your podcast let's see your boobs and you've been going around town and um i have so many more bits to do in these boobs i hate it's like so funny that your boobs are big like i kind of feel

bad for women with the big boobs because i'm just looking at them laughing i know but you know what the reaction was so much like people were so respectful to the idea of giant fake tits in this world no it does command respect yes people are like ma'am right this way women did like they were like people were giving me a lot of eye contact they were like like they were not looking down they They were like, we are gonna show our respect. I know, aren't they so fun? They're so real. Wait, so carry on about your, you have to stop. She's losing it.

Help her. You just tear them. She's possessed. Wait, how long have you not breastfeed me yet? Breastfeeded, she can't even speak English anymore. Oh my gosh. Wholesome fucking G's, baby. Man, you should have given that 11-year-old this podcast.

Like dead right now. You need to finish your story about your dad. Okay, so there was this con artist and Michael Jackson came together to make a fund, like a college fund. So he said that Michael Jackson was in the meeting asleep the whole time he had a hat over his head and then afterwards my dad was like can you say to Annie Max and Timmy love Michael Jackson and it was on a paper my dad lost it but you know who cares he you know it's the thought that counts yeah thank you papa and then I got embarrassingly I got got well, it's not embarrassing. Nothing's embarrassing.

Being who you are and where you are your time in your life. I at 19 got backstage passes to the my mommy's to work at this radio station 88 5 WXPN and I got backstage passes to this like, fast and I got to meet John Mayer who I now have met randomly a million times and I have not been like, I got your autograph when I was 19. Did he try to fuck you when you were 19? No, I think I was too flat. Look at you now, though.

Look at me now! John Mayer! Stop it! Give me the bat. He needs to go. He killed it. Use the wand. It's just so fun like you are gonna just see like web series of me just with boobs this is the saddest wand ever curls it was 14.99 it's so why why are we getting such cheap budget

that feels this what you should have got them at the red so sure spirit on alvarado We should have got them at the Red Bull. It's so short. Party super spirit on Alvarado. There was a guy pooping outside of it. Why didn't you bring us the guy pooping? This is for a kid, Carlos. I need an adult-sized wand. We should have got them at the fair.

There were so many wands at the fair. There were so many wands. There were so many wooden swords. Can I have the skull? Is that what you're getting? What are you doing? What happened? he's zooming in on your boobs yeah he just wanted to take a look he's just pretending everyone's getting up to look in her face everyone's weird now okay so your dad gets married at the renaissance fair

to my stepmom to your stepmom how old were you yeah I think I think it was uh childhood trauma

yeah I can't remember she's like it's so weird to like have to like literally come with a wooden sword to a wedding she's like I blacked it out

I must have been in junior high so I was like 12 13 were you into it or were you like i can't believe you do the renaissance fair no i was into it like fuck yeah yeah and we dressed up like i was in part of the it was called a hand fasting ceremony and it was i thought it was cool because i've been we'd go to the rent for every year so and they tie their behind their their

hands together oh my god my friend had a letter wedding that's so nerdy oh my god wait how does it work but i thought my dad i still think my dad is like so cool but it wasn't until i was later that i realized other people don't think medieval but that lord of the rings stuff is but that's but when you get older that becomes cooler when you realize other people thought it was nerdy and people stood by yeah their thing yeah it's like anyone that's still playing dungeons and dragons like i stan you you're king the only thing that's uncool is like judging that because it's it's cool to just have something you're passionate about like if you like it what are you thinking about in your head what's the humiliating thing what fucking embarrassing shit? You're like, it's fucking cool. It's cool, I swear. It's cool to have interests, okay?

I'll just leave it at that. I'm not gonna. You should see her when Jules comes on. It's so embarrassing. She's like, am I cool? You're like, I'm cool, Jules. Jules is like, I guess. I don't know.

What do you need me to say, bitch? Yeah, she gets awkward. So what made you switch to tampons? Is it the mushrooms or? No. The drug? know what do you need me to say bitch yeah she gets awkward so what made you switch to tampons is the mushrooms or no the drug um honestly i hate the feeling of a pad of yeah the diaper like a diaper yeah but now that i bloody bush i like feel the tampon like it's like i hate it i know well i will like i have to admit on stage quite often that my when my tampons half in and half out yeah i was like is she about to put that inside herself? Uh-oh, ratings.

Pull it up. What is that? This is like a CBD menthol thing for cramps that I'm trying out. You got so much of the cream all over your pants. I've never seen anyone cream their pants so like physically in front of everyone. Look at how much you got on the pants. Oh, it's on the inside. Never oh yeah it is wait did you shave your happy trail no it's just like lightened from the sun maybe you say it grew out light in the sun no sunbathing now no what's going on with ester she's changing i just don't

have that dark of a happy trail because i've never shaved it i've seen your happy trail more than you've seen it okay i'm down there more than you i gotta fucking sift through that mess that bloody mess pull peel the pad off oh god wait i heard that you grew up wiccan is that true yeah? Yeah. It's the Ren Faire on my dad's sign. They're the Wiccans. Isn't that so fun to only be half Wiccan? What does that mean? Can you like...

Are you scared? Why are you so spooked out? No, I'm intrigued. I want to be adopted. You want to hold this while you talk about this? Yes. And can you lower the lights? No, it's hard to explain

because it's not like christianity or catholicism where you there it's like the same church like i guess it's kind of similar because i guess every priest has a different take on the bible but the churches and are usually similar but um like we would meet in a like a park or like the desert and we would have and and then it would be called the circle. And there would be a priest and a priestess. And it was just like a very positive religion. And it had a lot of Christianity, which I was raised on too. My grandma's super Christian.

They're kind of saying similar things, but Wiccan has a lot more female presences. It's led by a priest and a priestess together oh and esther's like i can't even imagine that it's like uh and there's it's all about the elements and nature and is there witchcraft or not yes whoa get to it put your fucking nose on you're scaring me so i'm no i'm threatening our guests because i i just you're a bully i don't love religion like i'm like it's like a little bit like but if there's like spells and stuff yeah we did oh now you're into it you were scared a second ago is that fucking you're like are there fucking witches or what can i get my high school ex to love me again or not she doesn't want to love him back she just wants him to love her we i was always

raised like we would do swell work but i was always raised you should be like careful what you wish for and and specific like if you i was taught a lesson all the time if you ask for money be specific because you might go outside and find a penny on the ground and then your your wish came true so it's like you dumb bitch you poor bitch pennyful bitch but as i get older it makes sense because you really I mean You guys know you have to know what you want to get it And I feel like that's a lot of life and and that's basically what spell work is or praying really? I think so Yeah, you can get anything you want. You just have to know what it is. You have to believe it and see it

But we witches do you identify as a witch no i'm i'm agnostic i think i'm an agnostic witch is that something i think agnostic is like i uh yeah you could be that what are you thank you i'm just always ready to pummel you what are you i mean i did get some moles removed. I had witch-like moles. I was ready to be born. The thing is, I used to love witchery, like Supreme of the Teenage Witches was my favorite show. And Ouija boards and all that stuff.

What? Did I tell you that Caroline and I had a great, Caroline Ray and I had a whole thing? I've hung out with her as well. I love her so much. She is such a fun energy. I love her so much. She should be on this show. 100%. She is such a good, she's amazing.

She's so good. I love her. But then I met Dave and Dave is afraid of witches. So I had to really. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, he's scared of witches. So I had to like really lower that side. I had to dim. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah, he's scared of witches. So I had to like really lower that side. I had to dim that shine a little.

This is what I love about Esther. This is what I love about Esther. Esther has evolved so much since we began. I remember back in the day, she was like, someone asked if she believed. I think it was Kalilah's like, do you believe in ghosts? She goes, no, I'm not a fucking idiot. Now she's like, I'm a witch. Ghosts are a little iffy still. I like do you believe in ghosts she goes no i'm not a fucking idiot now she's like i'm a witch ghosts are a little iffy still i still don't believe in ghosts though well i'm telling you that's why people get frogged if you believe in ghosts people are going

to be hiding in your attic wearing your underwear so just make your choice oh that's true my sister believes in ghosts i'm sorry okay frogging is a new thing I've learned about that. It's my new, I'm not afraid of it. I'm fascinated by it. But, so it's this new like type of crime that can be committed against you where

It's a job opportunity for someone like me. And some people, yeah, take it, the attic is half full. Now, so,

and also she is used to being in the attic. So, her people. But anyway, I can't, I can't. It's her thing. It's her thing.

It's her thing. She loves to get up in a creaky attic and try to keep quiet. But just writing her little book. But so people will like be hiding in your house they'll be living in your house and when you're out they'll like go out and stuff and they'll come down and kind of eat your food and stuff oh like yeah disgusting yeah i think so i never oh yeah totally yeah parasite by the way i'll never watch again wait it was more okay scary both times i just saw i i just saw the greatest fucking slasher movie of all time terrifier 2 i cannot recommend it did you see it no i'm just it is so fucking good i it's better than the tits guys do you know what i mean stop it stop it better it's gory it's disgusting i was

while i was watching i was like to make est Esther come and see this would be like my goal. People are throwing up. They're leaving the theater. What? It's so disgusting. I don't think so. No, but it's so good. Wait, that looks fun. It's so good.

Is he going to sell ice cream? That sounds fun. No, it's death and gore and everything's amazing. Did you see the first one? Yeah. Oh. The first one was great too, but this one's like insane. It's so good.

We saw it in theaters. Todd and I saw it. It was limited release and they extended it. It's done better than all of the high budget movies. Whoa. Like I think Soci's movie did better, but Soci's movie, by the way, also awesome. Really awesome. Smile.

It was so good. But so then, so then I'm doing this live about it. I'm like, oh my God, I want to be like chopped in half. Like the first one, they chopped this girl like down by her pussy into two pieces. Oh my God. And then this one's worse. Like they get better. You know what I mean?

So it's just like amazing. So I'm like, oh my God. And Damien Leone's the creator, right? And I'm like, oh my God, you guys tag him. I want to be like chopped up, blah, blah, blah. And then I go to follow him. He's already motherfucking following me, dude. He saw me.

I'm Rogan. That's awesome. So watch Terrorfire 3, bitch. Okay. he's already motherfucking following me dude he saw me i'm rogan that's awesome so watch terror fire three bitch okay especially if you think i'm annoying and i interrupt a lot but it was so i just like love gore i just like it's just you loved al gore so i love al gore the inventor of the internet i remember an snl sketch was like, there's too much gore on TV. And it was just Al Gore. You love climate change? I love.

You guys, there's one thing I love. Climate change. You're pro climate change? I love. I love climate change. I call you Annie Weatherman. Yes, Annie Weatherman. Wait, one thing that's scary that I heard about climate change though is that like it basically

goes like people are like oh it's not that bad it's not that bad but that's like how it works like it's a slow slow burn and then it's like we'll be dead by then it's fine you think that would be cool we'll all burn together banana banana brain the thing about the thing about wait burning together sounds fun no we are codependent people we'll be fine we have fomo as long as it happens to all of us at the same time we're good but then like elon will be in mars and he'll be fine without us we'll be with him we know we're one degree removed okay i'm one degree removed from ke Bacon and Elon Musk bitches okay I'm doing just fine we're on the top

you're killing it we're the 1% guys follow us you guys like us we're the 1% that is not the 1% wait the 1% I'm pretty sure doesn't ask for followers Elon Musk is like please follow me the reason Carlos can say that is because his

dad is the 1%. You really hammered down that banana. Something makes me like, bananas when I'm wearing this. You please wear them on stage at the store. I think I do have to see what it would be like to have them on stage. You have to. No, you have to.

Nothing will compare to you in person with Dave with those titties. Nothing will compare. He, I don't. How about when I was just naked in front of Dave? I heard that. That was like our prank, like just being naked in front of Dave.

It's like a funny prank. Dave was inside the house on a Zoom writer's room. With just really real important people. And I had. People that don't deal with our nonsense. Yeah. And I had Annie over and we were like doing a try on of the sleepover by Astro Samples. And so we were in the yard to be like quiet.

And then Annie's just strips down fully naked. And it's like teasing Dave. Dave's like. Dave's just always trying to do the right things. Yeah. He doesn't like when you and Whitney get naked naked in front of him he gets like really scared he feels like he's being like teased or what whitney feels like all the time whoa is that why she's always showing them i would bottom yeah yeah showing them off right why did it sound like you said bottom

you told us we couldn't look at you like because it was gonna be a reveal when you came out thank you for saying that it sounded so bad you said we couldn't look at you i know i caught that no when you were in the changing room but i could see your ass sticking out oh it's so bad someone's coming what what exactly do you have on the bottom it's supposed to be like a um well you're supposed to have something over it i had like the you know how the hooters waitresses have like the um kind of shiny glossy yes actually i do i got them but i got everything for my size forgetting that i was gonna be wearing prosthetic things that's why this had to get cut and that's why these are just exposed because i couldn't the leggings couldn't fit over the ass

do we still have hooters around yeah and have you been like at all what is it i did a sketch i did a sketch of me going into hooters asking for a job and the manager throwing me out it's i'll post it i'll post on my story when this one comes out the day this comes out but um i go in and the manager put like i go can i get a job and the manager's like you have no tits and like throws me out and then i'm like but i'm a good waitress and then these guys come by they're like i i you have no tip i bet you you're not even a good waitress you titless bitch that's so funny i've it. I've seen all your sketches. Can I shout out my friend Jaime Miranda? He's my first roommate here.

And one day he was like, dude, you should go on Trash Tuesdays. Like, he loves that show. And I was thinking. That show? Yeah. And I thought at the time, like, oh, yeah, I'll just go do that. Because I didn't know you guys. So, you know, it felt very out of reach.

And so it's cool to be here now. Hell yeah, bitch. Whoa. That's so cool. We and Jesse and I are going to do more stuff. We had so much fun. It was such a good time. It was really fun.

Yeah. Also, shout out to Nehemiah from fucking Real World and The Challenge. I've been watching The Challenge now. Yes. It's on Netflix. Yeah. What a good influence she's been on you it's great it's a great show and it's all about not quitting and going and and you just you just commit and you could win

but these like the slice of my life is so exciting featuring because like polly took me first who also tried to start shit between me and esther as a joke remember he was like esther's mad at you i'm like there's no way esther's mad at you i don't think she knows who i am no no no bro and then yeah like who has esther been mad at esther even people esther are mad and i just see her with them yeah no no allegiance to her own anger I just see her with him all the time. Like, okay, I guess that was fake. The girl who cried grudge. I knew he was kidding. And then Santino's taking me to Salt Lake City.

And that was really funny. Whitney will come for you. Whitney will copy me. Jessalynick now, right? Jesselnik I'm going on the road with next week or this week and next week. But it's just Irvine and Ontario. So I don't know.

And I think the club set me up with him, but he must have approved it. But anyway, it's different when Annie and Santino and Pauly are flying me out. That's different i'm still excited to feature but sorry tony jez and tony i should mention tony inch clip too i always forget him because it happened so long ago but he did take me with kill tony he did take me actually he started this whole thing to kill with kill tony um to swansea and had a limo pick

us up from the airport and then get picked up in a limo and we went through mcdonald's okay that sounds fun mcdonald's drive through in a limo it's all so yeah carla's goals like the whole menu but i have we're going to san jose it'll be after it'll be before this one airs i think no no no november 11th and 12th oh my god you guys come to san jose i'm planning some fucking special shit josh potter's gonna be there i'm gonna fucking spoil you guys it's gonna be fun i just think like it is fun to go on the road and it's fun to like have good times in between the shows and do crazy things and i'm kind of past the point in my life where i wanted to just relax in between shows i'm

like let's just fucking party we lived it up and someone in your meet and greet because i was trying to help um todd like sell this stuff while they waited to get a picture with you and somebody said i love what annie's doing for you it's nice to see her doing you know paying back the things people did for her who did what for me i know it know no but like rogan and whitney i guess oh yeah yeah whitney like gave us but you and i never like toured to open with i did no i had i had i opened for jim norton back in the day that's like i look um yeah no and he used to take me out to steak steak and stuff like that we went to um outback steakhouse it wasn't quite the finest but we did have lobster too we had lobster that's true i guess yeah i even i opened for rogan a couple times

and that was like that's so fun he still talks about it he's like she killed she was doing these rape jokes like that's so funny i know if he was like a former rape joke comedian i know he's like i wish she'd get back to those rape jokes well I had to stop because one night I was out to dinner with my dad and he was literally so proud of me. He was telling the waitress my rape jokes. I was like, dad, like, no, no. But yeah, my parents like he Joe was so nice to my parents. Like they still talk about it. Like he was so fucking nice.

I know it's really I was thinking Jim Gaffigan was like a king to my parents when they still talk about it like he was so fucking nice i know it's really i was thinking jim gaffigan was like a king to my parents when they came to new york once it's like that means so much yeah nice to your parents it really does it's so good what do we got here by the way did we have to get rid of harvey weinstein to get in our focus focus oh is his name pop up at the beginning? Well, we're like- No, I'm just saying, it's like,

why did it take 47 years? We're like a dozen. Mine doesn't fit my big head. It looks good. What is that? I don't know. No. We're not doing-

That's his cauldron. That's just poison. It looks like an open- Right in her fucking- Huff it, bitch. You do drugs now. Okay, so what's this game? Will you explain it?

In the news, witches bruise. So you need to pick a name out of the cauldron and predict the news story that will happen to them since you guys are witches. Can I just tell you, literally under 24 hours ago, we were like, can you come up with some games? So this is pretty impressive. Wait, does this mean that-

You're stirring it up. Sorry, I like this Wait Should we explain it better? Yeah, so make a prediction Here we go Wait, did Esther come up with this? No, I just don't understand

Here's the idea Make You're basically making a prediction Of the person that's on the slip of paper It could happen tomorrow or years from now But make your witch's prediction. There's so many names in there. Yeah, like predict how they'll be

in the news in the next couple weeks or whatever. Oh my God. Like Nick Cannon. Oh, we predicted after we picked the name. Literally all I saw was this and I was like, uh-oh, I'm about to get canceled.

He just puts the N word in there. I was like, what the hell is this? I know, I'm like, I guess it's me. back to life and die again is he dead he's alive so what does he pull him up it says dick van dyke I didn't no one knows what it says I went like this he's 96 he's 96 oh my god the age of the queen in the age of Anza lansbury r.i.p going strong did he get the did he get the your witches so be careful don't kill we love dick vandyke he was a brody fan he came oh no he was he came he came to see brody stevens at the improv one night and i'll never forget that night because it was the day that I discovered I first bought myself highlighter like

makeup and the only person who noticed was Brody and he was like Esther you're glowing oh my god that's so funny he fell for it we needed our fucking medicated friend to notice Dick Van Dyke is going to be

enjoying Brody soon no he's gonna live forever he's gonna live forever to be enjoying Brody soon. No, he's going to live forever. He's going to live forever. Guys, he's going to live forever. What do you want to say? Give me the elder person. You picked it. Ew.

You put it back. Who was it that you put back it was a trump i don't care about them ivanka trump isn't she dead is she the loving one she's not dead died who died ivanka's the daughter oh okay yeah the blonde i think she's gonna get big tits she should okay i got ben affleck i'm gonna say i see a divorce coming it's pretty obvious a fake a fake divorce for a fake wedding i know how when she was singing to him oh my god is she gonna sing at the divorce oh my god okay uh-oh oh mariah carey oh I think she's going to marry Ben Affleck. Ooh, spooky. They get to be Spanish together. Kevin Hart.

I think Kevin Hart is finally going to meet someone that makes him feel tall. Esther. Yeah. We're about to blow up, bitch. Wait, I think that's a real thing that I heard about, which is short girl privilege. It's like we make people feel tall so they like us if you see me in pictures with my shorter friends i'm not going to say their names but you know me and her male i don't care about your

feelings but but men i i spread you'll see me do the spread. Thank you. Yeah, that is nice. You didn't have to. Oh, Whitney Cummings. I predict a larger breast surgery. I think she needs to go bigger. Inspired by Annie. I predict she's going to be taking a opener to the Renaissance Fair next time.

Look at this great idea I had. Kris Jenner. Oh. I have a feeling she's going to continue to advise her daughters to stay away from Esther. She's going to say, no, stay away from this one. This bitch may be shorter than Kevin Hart,

but she is not going to get you where you need to go. I got Pete Davidson. Uh-oh. I think he's going to start dating Kris Jenner. Or Kalilah. Or Kalilah. I think Kalilah.

Oh, my God. Are these just all people Kalilah is going to date? Lil Nas X, date Kalilah. Bobby Lee. Oh, my God. He's the only one that we're not allowing to Date Kalilah She has the shoulders Oh my god She has the shoulders She has the shoulders She has the shoulders

She has the shoulders She has the shoulders She has the shoulders She has the shoulders She has the shoulders She has the shoulders She has the shoulders She has the shoulders

She has the shoulders She has the shoulders She has the shoulders She has the shoulders She has the shoulders She's the only one That we're not allowing To date Kalilah

No that's the only one That actually is going to I almost had a heart attack When I saw this Why? The beginning I don't know Brendan

Frazier Brendan Frazier Is going to Win an Oscar He is going to Really? Love him And Encino Man 2 oh my god my favorite

listen encino man's my number one paulie shore movie even though obviously biodome i think i mean there's so many good ones every paulie shore movie is good yeah but um every paulie shore movie's not good they're pretty good are you guys fucking serious i've actually never seen one oh my god you have no man you're so dumb you didn't like biodome i did not like you didn't like you will love polyshores then because you'll they'll see a lot of people you know and you're really yeah for not liking biodome we actually have a comment below comment below is carlos the biggest loser in the world for trying to pretend he doesn't like biodome he's playing you're being the antagonist and i didn't like it yeah you gotta watch it

what happened at the sleepover someone wouldn't do the reach around with you blame it on paulie i didn't ask for reach arounds when i was 13 oh britney spears um i predict she will get help i like that this one's too triggering what is it someone you'll never ever have i predict that this person will be on my solo podcast this person's gonna be on my solo podcast and love every second of it jada pinkett Pinkett Smith is probably pegging Will Smith in the future. Oh my god, another future boyfriend of

Kalilah. Kalilah's getting around in the future. Oh, I got a spider. And Theo, come on our fucking show. What's wrong with you? We want you. Jerry Seinfeld. What want you. Ooh. Jerry Seinfeld. What do we think for him?

He's going to come out with like an underwear line now. Yeah. Sleepover by Jerry. He's going to be, Jerry Seinfeld is going to be like modeling like Calvin Klein underwear soon. Ew, no. He's going to have Seinfeld 2, the movie. Yeah. This person is going to follow Esther on Instagram 100%.

Yay, thank you. It's definitely, especially when she quits, she's going to just devote her time to, not on Instagram, on TikTok. And this person will not. Kylie Jenner. This is fun I know

it's all just the mean Esther oh no what I think this person's gonna be on my solo podcast cause they hate Esther this guy's gonna

motor around my titty Dave King for the listener whoa oh my god hold him right where he wants to be My titties. Dave King for the listener. Whoa. Oh my God. Hold him right where he wants to be. Justin Timberlake.

What do you guys think? Hot. I hope he never posts a TikTok again because he got completely roasted. What did he do? It was just like, I guess I'm on TikTok now. It was so choogy like this.

What? guess i'm on tiktok now it was so like no what this one means a lot what is it i don't know how to like say i like to collect people i don't mean it in like a no i collect people you're one of my barbie dolls you know that you're my homer simpson barbie i know i was like okay i'm the one with the extra weight on okay wait that's not true no i know we're gonna get her it people people are gonna be like you're delusional you're delusional i just want to let you know like a hundred percent we're gonna get her who is it lady yeah we're like really gonna get her yeah we are gaga i saw you twice in one night at the house of blues in 2009 in chicago but listen to annie actually we love you queen i'm wearing your fucking makeup right now bitch yeah trash tuesday for house of god yes well should we do a gaga smell

yeah yes oh give us the spray ester you have to huff the spray i was if i had had more time into this i was definitely wanted to do something where you have to put your hand in and it's gooey oh my involved in gooey touching you would really be a good older sister to a little sister that's what i think that might be what our dynamic is that we play out because my older sister tortured me and you would like thrive if someone like got away with it you're so your boundaries are so tight it's hard to even get in there that's why it's like she caused tight as those sweet tight veins of your both of you oh don, don't make every man horny.

What's this? You know what it is, you witch. It's a pumpkin. It's for the second annual pumpkin drawing. What's this little thing that stands before us, witches? What should we do with him? I don't know. We'll carve it.

Floppy ass. Floppy? Oh, yeah. And then just one more. Kim Kardashian. What do we think? Get back with Kanye? No.

What if Kim started dating Bobby and Kalilah started dating Pete? Wait, Kim and Bobby is a vibe. Another woman making a man feel tall. What is she, 5'2"? I believe, yeah. Kourtney's my height. Kim is an inch taller than me in court. Kourtney's your height?

Yeah. Isn't that insane? That's crazy. Yeah. Okay. So I'll always have that. All right. We're to draw each other.

All right, giggle. Fuck. Let's go. I'm going to step on your nose. Oh, no. fuck let's go i must step on your nose but oh no that's like uh world war ii propaganda yeah sarah silverman's coming for you this is your costume nose not your real nose thank you but this is this is the main attraction yeah as. Oh, you drew yourself? I thought we were supposed to draw all of us. Oh, wait.

Let me add myself to mine. Hold on. It'll be real. Oh, I didn't know you drew anything. I did. Oh, yeah. You're fast. Yeah. Annie's is insane.

Okay. I'll go next. Okay. So here's Annie. Yep. There's Juicy and there's me i love it okay here's me it's just my tits with dave's name here's juicy she's chilling just like whoa i'm thinking about horses doesn't seem like she's always kind of thinking about horses or something yeah she does have that look she's like i could ride a horse yeah later maybe later

yeah but she's kind of chilling relaxing like she's kind of always relaxed horse fantasy and then what the fuck bitch this is esther with her period leaking because she doesn't know how to use a tampon. And her sleepover by Esther's. Her tight little waist, her big titties, and her... Thank you. I love it. Disgusting grew head. Will you pixelate the boobs in this?

That would be awesome. You have all the boobs in her's too. They're all the boobs. You guys... all you guys want to get demonetized thank you so much for watching another chaotic episode of trash tuesday and please tune in especially chaotic when k is not here well we do have a special announcement about a possible host change yes guys so stay tuned i think hopefully next week you'll hear about that yeah and we can kind of just put all this to rest and a special thank you to jetski juicy juicy jay no jetski juicy tiny veins is a new one yeah it's true johnson

thank you for joining us and Annie come see us in Jose in San Jose in Jose I just couldn't even say the San anymore

Carlos's nephew we partied it was so fun we had such a good time thank you for coming down the road thanks for coming on the show Esther you should consider opening for me

I am I'll be treated like a queen you guys have a happy safe Halloween. We'll see you next week.